Things Darksydephil has done part 2
The original page got so large Blogger refused to let the page be updated anymore.
It took just over six years (April 2020 to May 2026) to break it. Phil outlived it!
This page will continue the adventure of exposing DSP.
UPDATE: this list over 2000 words long!
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* “I know you hate me, but donate.”
* for his react to Joon's The Quartering video he used a bizarre thumbnail on him sitting on a fence
* his takeaway from Joon's The Quartering video: Jeremy did not invest his money well
* focused more on Jeremy's money mismanagement than his flagrant flagging of YouTube videos
* remarked Jeremy is a grifter always trying to make money; does the same thing
* remarked Jeremy still makes money on Patreon despite his life collapsing around him
* reacted to the Joon Quartering video by pausing every 30 seconds to talk 60 seconds about himself
* failed to realise he and Jeremy Hambly are similar in many ways, such as e-begging and flagging vids
* failed to realise Jeremy pursuing money caused him to be friendless, a similar fate befalling DSP
* condemns those who hide CP on their computer (same guy who defended Cuties and Derich the pedo)
* once he realised both he and Jeremy are grifting he changed the definition of grifting to avoid it
* believes 'grifting' only applies if the grifter is dishonest
* said of The Quartering: "His methodology of how he raises funds" i.e. e-begging just like him
* pondered if he should start a GoFundMe for fans to throw money at him for doing nothing
* joked he will make a DSP app to solicit donations; can't even make a thumbnail without AI
* think it is crazy that GoFundMe funds projects that might not even be made; Project 7
* "I'm super guilty of this, I did this pity shit back in the day."; still does it every stream
* won't share his personal medical problems as it's over-sharing, but will over-share everything else
* was very upset his Joon Quartering reaction did poorly, but all his viewers told him not to do it
* “People who aren’t desperate for views ignore bad things”; made a video about Mixtape 24 hours later
* doesn't like people jumping on bandwagons hating things... unless it is things he dislikes
* crapped on Mixtape for being a barely-interactive movie despite liking 'games' like that
* stated that there are only two political parties in the United States of America
* almost decided not to get the Steam controller because people got it before him and reviewed it
* claims people go from loving him to hating him to loving him again, but couldn't name a single one
* "I will never quit until I'm ready for retirement of my own choosing."
* was puzzled when he began using his dead DSPReacts channel and got barely any views and engagement
* wants 50,000 views on his edited videos
* believes that rich people do not shop at Walmart or other similar low-price stores
* observed Jeremy overreacts to troll comments; does the same thing
* ponders if he should have a money goal and make content to achieve it; already does that
* doesn't want to build his gym on-stream because it requires two people and fears mockery of his wife
* wants subscriptions but not resubbing as it is "not active support"
* proclaimed it is "exhausting" shaking down viewers for tips, does it anyways
* believes he is “doing everything correct” with YouTube thumbnails, blames the algorithm
* subtly admitted TIHYDP was good for his channel because at least some detractors watched him
* “For some reason the chat is dead. I don’t know why. What can I do about it?"
* confessed he sometimes looks at his poop “if it feels different” while passing it
* announced "everyone has lost interest in the game" just because one whale stopped supporting it
* can lean in five inches away from the monitor and still not be able to see what's going on
* will declare a checkpoint or waypoint is "wrong" if it is too far back from where he died
* insists he isn't begging for money, he is simply reminding everyone that they can tip, hint hint
* could not find the instructions for the Steam Controller, but they are literally on the box
* got hopelessly lost when trying to set up his Steam Controller on Windows 11 (computer major btw)
* warned his audience that there are black people in the game he was playing that stream
* "I don't care if there are black people in it" yet he brought it up
* almost said he doesn't care about black people before catching himself mid-sentence
* exclaimed he doesn't care if a game is 'woke' yet skipped games that are 'woke' e.g. Ghost of Yotei
* will ban you if you post the thumbs down emote when he leaves the game paused
* banned regular people and even whales for posting the thumbs down emote as he left the game paused
* lied and said he only banned 5 people in the morning stream; he banned 27 people
* banned many people and later on pondered why the chat was not engaging at all
* had a gay option and a straight option in a game and chose the gay option (Roman Catholic btw)
* claims he still has a callus on his thumb from playing Silksong... five months ago
* demonstrated he barely understood Joon's Quartering video by stating things that were never said
* was told by his viewers not to play Directive 8020, played it, was confused when tips were low
* is confused when his viewers, who have always disliked narrative-based games, dislike the game
* “Where’s the support? I really want answers!”
* “I can’t keep playing the game if we don’t get support!”
* doesn't like hopeless situations in games that advance the plot, wants to overcome them
* did not like to believe and Jeremy both tend to get drunk late at night and make fools of themselves
* believes his sleep-deprived tweets are a thing of the past; still does them
* chastised The Quartering for flirting with fans; both of DSP's girlfriends were fans of his
* chastised The Quartering for asking viewers to pay his bills for him; does same thing, hint hint
* “I know this is hard to believe, but I don’t stream just for money!”
* “Even if I duped in Demon’s Souls it doesn’t matter”, basically admitting he did dupe
* stated that not tipping him “ruins my enjoyment of the game”, proving it's all about money first
* “I work alone. I’m one man”, yet has a guy who makes his highlight vids for him
* “Whatever people tell me I should be doing, I’ll do the opposite!”
* deliberately does not define what 'spamming' means so he can remove people who type too much
* admits he allows spamming if it's nothing but trolls, but will ban them if a fan shows up
* got a $200 anonymous tips and was not suspicious at all... hmmm...
* responded to a troll encouraging tips from Kick viewers by e-begging for tips from Kick viewers
* sometimes blames his failure at games on "the buttons are too close together"
* pronounces gif images as "G-I-F", individual letters
* proudly showed off his leg, which resembles a grandmother's leg
* struggled to get through the Joon Quartering video when it covered sexual talk
* kept self-inserting when reacting to the Joon Quartering video, but shut up when wife talk started
* sweated hard when he learnt a YouTuber's take down history can be discovered, wants to "test" it
* proclaims he is “against personally attacking people” and “is above that”
* lied that he does not "hyper-focus" on large tips, but he does derail the stream for them
* goaded his viewers into spamming emotes in his chat so he can justify banning them
* cleaned house by banning regulars and donors and later on was troubled he only made $10 that stream
* "I used to be a really bad grifter."
* believes that so long as he is "transparent" and "honest", when he grifts it isn't grifting
* "People dont understand that they need to change the content for it to be fair use!"; barely does it
* nervously smiled uncomfortably when PPP and Warski discovered Jeremy is getting cucked
* nervously smiled uncomfortably when Jeremy admitted he has no friends not even his wife
* "There are thousands of things I want to do but can't because of my trolls!"
* seems to think a few years of being a "nice guy" will undo 15+ years of being a scumbag
* "None of my gameplay content is done by stepping on someone else or harming anyone!"
* believes if you watch just one video your feed will be spammed with that kind of content
* outted himself as a serial detractor content watcher when those videos pop up in his recommended
* refuses to do anything for his fans for free, "Is this DSP's House of Freebies?"
* claims he can "endlessly do sit-ups without getting tired"
* believes PPP and Warski don't actually dislike anyone they roast since they make money doing so
* believes PPP and Warski must actually be friends, or on good terms with, The Quartering
* was told the Steam Controller isn't good for fighting games, got crushed, blamed the controller
* claims he could look better than Nicholas Galitzine, who played He-Man
* claims he “basically removed all the fat on his body” since being in a kinda keto diet
* “I have a jawline now.”
* stated he is now 170lbs, which means he has lost muscle if true
* “I know exactly how to play chess.”
* asserts he isn't guilt-tripping you with his e-begging, he's simply “telling you the truth!”
* does not like his viewers pointing out his sagging leg fat could be a sign of ozempic use
* believes it is impossible to gain muscle mass when on ozempic
* believes that steroids makes you gain muscles naturally, doesn't realise it involves training too
* thinks he can "get roided" in time for Halloween i.e. 5 months away
* could not answer how he lost so much weight and gained muscle at the same time
* “Least supported stream of the year”, even if that stream literally isn't
* cannot understand why his 'jump into low kick' fighting game strategy keeps getting countered
* made the video 'The Steam Controller 1 Week Later' only three days after owning one
* admitted he lied in the YouTube title for clickbait, “I don’t see the problem.”
* says he isn't a lolcow unless he can boast that he is the biggest lolcow or longest-running lolcow
* ignores superchats so his dents superchat even more to get his attention
* flexed his other arm for a superchat, revealing an unimpressive physique
* claims his cat and his wife share allergies but “they all become immune to it”
* believes if you order groceries online you have no freedom , they'll give you what they have
* never believes Seattle had major problems until after the pandemic
* watches zoo walkthrough videos instead of going to an actual zoo, of course blames the trolls
* thinks making a meal "from scratch" means everything is pre-made
* plans to paywall opening Pokemon card booster packs, just like the content creator he dislikes
* purchased $300 of Pokemon Mega Evolutions booster boxes (business degree btw)
* considers buying Pokemon cards to be an "investment" as if he'll make money from it
* denies it is an "investment" since he shot down the proposition of holding onto unopened packs
* did zero research on Pokemon cards prices, “PSA 10? What’s that?”
* asked what the most valuable card in the Pokemon set is... even though he said it's not about money
* admitted him reading out his schedule is a "board meeting" but you're dumb if you find it boring
* cannot help bringing attention to dumb 'troll conspiracy theories' if it means 'debunking' them
* confessed he gets almost a sexual satisfaction from getting money, especially if its upsets trolls
* wants more money so he can get aroused, hint hint
* can't tell when a whale uses a sock account to tip, but calls every naysayer in chat a sock account
* couldn't finish watching the trailer for Gal*Gun 2 because of boobs (supposedly not gay btw)
* couldn't finish watching the trailer for Grave Seasons because of a kiss (supposedly not gay btw)
* claims he has a “retro game collection” even though he didn't put that on his bankruptcy papers
* wanted to play Forza with the gaming wheel, changed mind after realising it takes effort to set up
* was called out as a scammer for taking tips to play Forza with wheel but didn't, agreed with it
* declared Microsoft ruined Forza Horizon 6 by releasing the premium version early
* refused to play Lego Batman because Microsoft "shilled" out and released it early and "ruined it"
* changed mind and played Lego Batman due to viewer outcry, didn't do the same for Directive 8020
* revealed he lied about maxing his weights out and “didn’t see” an extra 2.5lb weight that he had
* claims he does 20 minute “reps” and 30 minute “sets”
* admitted he isn't sure he is even lifting his weights with the correct form all this time
* said he had “grilled rotisserie chicken tenders” for dinner
* got a tip requesting he continue playing Rimworld, thanked for the money and ignored the request
* admitted he streams on Kick just for the money, demanded his Kick viewers to tip him or leave
* "I want Kick subs god damn it and I want them tonight!"
* remarked “human nature has had an intelligence dip” because no one is paying attention to him
* realized "audiences have changed” so he'll give them what they want (not a sellout btw)
* believes Assassin's Creed was the first game with aerial takedowns
* had one stream get more money from reacting to content than gaming, planned to pivot to reacting
* asked for indie game recommendations, many said ULTRAKILL, but he listened to the super chats
* remarked Forza is too repetitive and nothing new, so he played Lego Batman instead
* said good tips day does not cover tomorrow's stream, but bad tips stream means must make up in next
* claimed The Quartering is being framed for striking channels
* claimed Forza Horizon 6 hadn’t sold and is “being a meme”, but there were 246k players at the time
* "No one cares about Forza Horizon 6 anymore because they overexposed it this weekend!"
* “Nobody who got Forza free said the game is bad! Did you notice that?”
* called Forza Horizon 6 “weebie” because it is set in Japan, proving he doesn't know the word
* stated it's "detractor misconception" that Kat wants to visit Japan, but he's mentioned it for years
* demanded $50 to play Forza with a different controller, pouted when no one tipped
* said he is a full-time PC gamer
* said his studio is sound-proofed so his neighbour can't hear him, then said his wife can hear him
* admitted that his neighbours can hear him, and have heard him, streaming if his window is open
* named one of the Unown pokemon "GOYSLOP", didn't realise it can be seen as offensive
* insists he has "gained a lot of muscle”
* says he can't have a Discord because people will weaponize his words; already has a Discord
* boasted he is the "Let’s Play version of the Angry Video Game Nerd” but many pre-date him
* said that him being an AVGN rip-off is how he learned his audience is mostly teenagers (not adults)
* remarked Markiplier makes a living off of kids, gets told he does the same thing, changed topics
* proclaimed Pokemon cards are going to “accentuate my streams”
* "I love torturing these people. For the record everyone I love torturing these people. It's fun."
* did no research on Pokemon cards prior to opening card packs, relied on his chat to help him
* confessed him opening pokemon cards IS fundraising but without admitting he has tips goals
* announced that he has "only has 31 packs" which is why he needed to charge $100 to open a pack
* hastily reduced the price to $50 per pack when his chat turned against him
* took the advice of a troll in his chat and opened each Pokemon card pack backwards
* wore gloves to "protect the cards" but it meant he struggled opening every single pack
* wore gloves to "protect the cards" but bent them all anyway
* ran his gloved hand through his slick hair and then handled pokemon cards
* took 10 minutes opening and examining each Pokemon card pack
* claimed pokemon cards “are not meant to be held in the hand” and for “minimal human contact”
* said pokemon cards are not to be excessively handled... which he did showing them off to the camera
* got hyped at every foil card he found, assumed each one was worth lots of money
* accidentally bent the edges of cards he inserted into sleeves
* subtly admitted the tips goals are back but will ban you if you say that
* "You really can't work your chest with dumbbells."
* was asked “what weight machine did you get”, gave a two minute answer that didn't answer it
* refuses to namedrop 'Kino Casino'... unless he can blame them somehow
* believes the YouTuber Fred “ran away with his millions”, but the guy behind it is still on YouTube
