Things Darksydephil has done part 2
The original page got so large Blogger refused to let the page be updated anymore.
It took just over six years (April 2020 to May 2026) to break it. Phil outlived it!
This page will continue the adventure of exposing DSP.
UPDATE: this list over 2000 words long!
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* “I know you hate me, but donate.”
* for his react to Joon's The Quartering video he used a bizarre thumbnail on him sitting on a fence
* his takeaway from Joon's The Quartering video: Jeremy did not invest his money well
* focused more on Jeremy's money mismanagement than his flagrant flagging of YouTube videos
* remarked Jeremy is a grifter always trying to make money; does the same thing
* remarked Jeremy still makes money on Patreon despite his life collapsing around him
* reacted to the Joon Quartering video by pausing every 30 seconds to talk 60 seconds about himself
* failed to realise he and Jeremy Hambly are similar in many ways, such as e-begging and flagging vids
* failed to realise Jeremy pursuing money caused him to be friendless, a similar fate befalling DSP
* condemns those who hide CP on their computer (same guy who defended Cuties and Derich the pedo)
* once he realised both he and Jeremy are grifting he changed the definition of grifting to avoid it
* believes 'grifting' only applies if the grifter is dishonest
* said of The Quartering: "His methodology of how he raises funds" i.e. e-begging just like him
* pondered if he should start a GoFundMe for fans to throw money at him for doing nothing
* joked he will make a DSP app to solicit donations; can't even make a thumbnail without AI
* think it is crazy that GoFundMe funds projects that might not even be made; Project 7
* "I'm super guilty of this, I did this pity shit back in the day."; still does it every stream
* won't share his personal medical problems as it's over-sharing, but will over-share everything else
* was very upset his Joon Quartering reaction did poorly, but all his viewers told him not to do it
* “People who aren’t desperate for views ignore bad things”; made a video about Mixtape 24 hours later
* doesn't like people jumping on bandwagons hating things... unless it is things he dislikes
* crapped on Mixtape for being a barely-interactive movie despite liking 'games' like that
* stated that there are only two political parties in the United States of America
* almost decided not to get the Steam controller because people got it before him and reviewed it
* claims people go from loving him to hating him to loving him again, but couldn't name a single one
* "I will never quit until I'm ready for retirement of my own choosing."
* was puzzled when he began using his dead DSPReacts channel and got barely any views and engagement
* wants 50,000 views on his edited videos
* believes that rich people do not shop at Walmart or other similar low-price stores
* observed Jeremy overreacts to troll comments; does the same thing
* ponders if he should have a money goal and make content to achieve it; already does that
* doesn't want to build his gym on-stream because it requires two people and fears mockery of his wife
* wants subscriptions but not resubbing as it is "not active support"
* proclaimed it is "exhausting" shaking down viewers for tips, does it anyways
* believes he is “doing everything correct” with YouTube thumbnails, blames the algorithm
* subtly admitted TIHYDP was good for his channel because at least some detractors watched him
* “For some reason the chat is dead. I don’t know why. What can I do about it?"
* confessed he sometimes looks at his poop “if it feels different” while passing it
* announced "everyone has lost interest in the game" just because one whale stopped supporting it
* can lean in five inches away from the monitor and still not be able to see what's going on
* will declare a checkpoint or waypoint is "wrong" if it is too far back from where he died
* insists he isn't begging for money, he is simply reminding everyone that they can tip, hint hint
* could not find the instructions for the Steam Controller, but they are literally on the box
* got hopelessly lost when trying to set up his Steam Controller on Windows 11 (computer major btw)
* warned his audience that there are black people in the game he was playing that stream
* "I don't care if there are black people in it" yet he brought it up
* almost said he doesn't care about black people before catching himself mid-sentence
* exclaimed he doesn't care if a game is 'woke' yet skipped games that are 'woke' e.g. Ghost of Yotei
* will ban you if you post the thumbs down emote when he leaves the game paused
* banned regular people and even whales for posting the thumbs down emote as he left the game paused
* lied and said he only banned 5 people in the morning stream; he banned 27 people
* banned many people and later on pondered why the chat was not engaging at all
* had a gay option and a straight option in a game and chose the gay option (Roman Catholic btw)
* claims he still has a callus on his thumb from playing Silksong... five months ago
* demonstrated he barely understood Joon's Quartering video by stating things that were never said
* was told by his viewers not to play Directive 8020, played it, was confused when tips were low
* is confused when his viewers, who have always disliked narrative-based games, dislike the game
* “Where’s the support? I really want answers!”
* “I can’t keep playing the game if we don’t get support!”
* doesn't like hopeless situations in games that advance the plot, wants to overcome them
* did not like to believe and Jeremy both tend to get drunk late at night and make fools of themselves
* believes his sleep-deprived tweets are a thing of the past; still does them
* chastised The Quartering for flirting with fans; both of DSP's girlfriends were fans of his
* chastised The Quartering for asking viewers to pay his bills for him; does same thing, hint hint
* “I know this is hard to believe, but I don’t stream just for money!”
* “Even if I duped in Demon’s Souls it doesn’t matter”, basically admitting he did dupe
* stated that not tipping him “ruins my enjoyment of the game”, proving it's all about money first
* “I work alone. I’m one man”, yet has a guy who makes his highlight vids for him
* “Whatever people tell me I should be doing, I’ll do the opposite!”
* deliberately does not define what 'spamming' means so he can remove people who type too much
* admits he allows spamming if it's nothing but trolls, but will ban them if a fan shows up
* got a $200 anonymous tips and was not suspicious at all... hmmm...
* responded to a troll encouraging tips from Kick viewers by e-begging for tips from Kick viewers
* sometimes blames his failure at games on "the buttons are too close together"
* pronounces gif images as "G-I-F", individual letters
* proudly showed off his leg, which resembles a grandmother's leg
* struggled to get through the Joon Quartering video when it covered sexual talk
* kept self-inserting when reacting to the Joon Quartering video, but shut up when wife talk started
* sweated hard when he learnt a YouTuber's take down history can be discovered, wants to "test" it
* proclaims he is “against personally attacking people” and “is above that”
* lied that he does not "hyper-focus" on large tips, but he does derail the stream for them
* goaded his viewers into spamming emotes in his chat so he can justify banning them
* cleaned house by banning regulars and donors and later on was troubled he only made $10 that stream
* "I used to be a really bad grifter."
* believes that so long as he is "transparent" and "honest", when he grifts it isn't grifting
* "People dont understand that they need to change the content for it to be fair use!"; barely does it
* nervously smiled uncomfortably when PPP and Warski discovered Jeremy is getting cucked
* nervously smiled uncomfortably when Jeremy admitted he has no friends not even his wife
* "There are thousands of things I want to do but can't because of my trolls!"
* seems to think a few years of being a "nice guy" will undo 15+ years of being a scumbag
* "None of my gameplay content is done by stepping on someone else or harming anyone!"
* believes if you watch just one video your feed will be spammed with that kind of content
* outted himself as a serial detractor content watcher when those videos pop up in his recommended
* refuses to do anything for his fans for free, "Is this DSP's House of Freebies?"
* claims he can "endlessly do sit-ups without getting tired"
* believes PPP and Warski don't actually dislike anyone they roast since they make money doing so
* believes PPP and Warski must actually be friends, or on good terms with, The Quartering
* was told the Steam Controller isn't good for fighting games, got crushed, blamed the controller
* claims he could look better than Nicholas Galitzine, who played He-Man
* claims he “basically removed all the fat on his body” since being in a kinda keto diet
* “I have a jawline now.”
* stated he is now 170lbs, which means he has lost muscle if true
* “I know exactly how to play chess.”
* asserts he isn't guilt-tripping you with his e-begging, he's simply “telling you the truth!”
* does not like his viewers pointing out his sagging leg fat could be a sign of ozempic use
* believes it is impossible to gain muscle mass when on ozempic
* believes that steroids makes you gain muscles naturally, doesn't realise it involves training too
* thinks he can "get roided" in time for Halloween i.e. 5 months away
* could not answer how he lost so much weight and gained muscle at the same time
* “Least supported stream of the year”, even if that stream literally isn't
* cannot understand why his 'jump into low kick' fighting game strategy keeps getting countered
* made the video 'The Steam Controller 1 Week Later' only three days after owning one
* admitted he lied in the YouTube title for clickbait, “I don’t see the problem.”
* says he isn't a lolcow unless he can boast that he is the biggest lolcow or longest-running lolcow
* ignores superchats so his dents superchat even more to get his attention
* flexed his other arm for a superchat, revealing an unimpressive physique
* claims his cat and his wife share allergies but “they all become immune to it”
* believes if you order groceries online you have no freedom , they'll give you what they have
* never believes Seattle had major problems until after the pandemic
* watches zoo walkthrough videos instead of going to an actual zoo, of course blames the trolls
* thinks making a meal "from scratch" means everything is pre-made
* plans to paywall opening Pokemon card booster packs, just like the content creator he dislikes
* purchased $300 of Pokemon Mega Evolutions booster boxes (business degree btw)
* considers buying Pokemon cards to be an "investment" as if he'll make money from it
* denies it is an "investment" since he shot down the proposition of holding onto unopened packs
* did zero research on Pokemon cards prices, “PSA 10? What’s that?”
* asked what the most valuable card in the Pokemon set is... even though he said it's not about money
* admitted him reading out his schedule is a "board meeting" but you're dumb if you find it boring
* cannot help bringing attention to dumb 'troll conspiracy theories' if it means 'debunking' them
* confessed he gets almost a sexual satisfaction from getting money, especially if its upsets trolls
* wants more money so he can get aroused, hint hint
* can't tell when a whale uses a sock account to tip, but calls every naysayer in chat a sock account
* couldn't finish watching the trailer for Gal*Gun 2 because of boobs (supposedly not gay btw)
* couldn't finish watching the trailer for Grave Seasons because of a kiss (supposedly not gay btw)
* claims he has a “retro game collection” even though he didn't put that on his bankruptcy papers
* wanted to play Forza with the gaming wheel, changed mind after realising it takes effort to set up
* was called out as a scammer for taking tips to play Forza with wheel but didn't, agreed with it
* declared Microsoft ruined Forza Horizon 6 by releasing the premium version early
* refused to play Lego Batman because Microsoft "shilled" out and released it early and "ruined it"
* changed mind and played Lego Batman due to viewer outcry, didn't do the same for Directive 8020
* revealed he lied about maxing his weights out and “didn’t see” an extra 2.5lb weight that he had
* claims he does 20 minute “reps” and 30 minute “sets”
* admitted he isn't sure he is even lifting his weights with the correct form all this time
* said he had “grilled rotisserie chicken tenders” for dinner
* got a tip requesting he continue playing Rimworld, thanked for the money and ignored the request
* admitted he streams on Kick just for the money, demanded his Kick viewers to tip him or leave
* "I want Kick subs god damn it and I want them tonight!"
* remarked “human nature has had an intelligence dip” because no one is paying attention to him
* realized "audiences have changed” so he'll give them what they want (not a sellout btw)
* believes Assassin's Creed was the first game with aerial takedowns
* had one stream get more money from reacting to content than gaming, planned to pivot to reacting
* asked for indie game recommendations, many said ULTRAKILL, but he listened to the super chats
* remarked Forza is too repetitive and nothing new, so he played Lego Batman instead
* said good tips day does not cover tomorrow's stream, but bad tips stream means must make up in next
* claimed The Quartering is being framed for striking channels
* claimed Forza Horizon 6 hadn’t sold and is “being a meme”, but there were 246k players at the time
* "No one cares about Forza Horizon 6 anymore because they overexposed it this weekend!"
* “Nobody who got Forza free said the game is bad! Did you notice that?”
* called Forza Horizon 6 “weebie” because it is set in Japan, proving he doesn't know the word
* stated it's "detractor misconception" that Kat wants to visit Japan, but he's mentioned it for years
* demanded $50 to play Forza with a different controller, pouted when no one tipped
* said he is a full-time PC gamer
* said his studio is sound-proofed so his neighbour can't hear him, then said his wife can hear him
* admitted that his neighbours can hear him, and have heard him, streaming if his window is open
* named one of the Unown pokemon "GOYSLOP", didn't realise it can be seen as offensive
* insists he has "gained a lot of muscle”
* says he can't have a Discord because people will weaponize his words; already has a Discord
* boasted he is the "Let’s Play version of the Angry Video Game Nerd” but many pre-date him
* said that him being an AVGN rip-off is how he learned his audience is mostly teenagers (not adults)
* remarked Markiplier makes a living off of kids, gets told he does the same thing, changed topics
* proclaimed Pokemon cards are going to “accentuate my streams”
* "I love torturing these people. For the record everyone I love torturing these people. It's fun."
* did no research on Pokemon cards prior to opening card packs, relied on his chat to help him
* confessed him opening pokemon cards IS fundraising but without admitting he has tips goals
* announced that he has "only has 31 packs" which is why he needed to charge $100 to open a pack
* hastily reduced the price to $50 per pack when his chat turned against him
* took the advice of a troll in his chat and opened each Pokemon card pack backwards
* wore gloves to "protect the cards" but it meant he struggled opening every single pack
* wore gloves to "protect the cards" but bent them all anyway
* ran his gloved hand through his slick hair and then handled pokemon cards
* took 10 minutes opening and examining each Pokemon card pack
* claimed pokemon cards “are not meant to be held in the hand” and for “minimal human contact”
* said pokemon cards are not to be excessively handled... which he did showing them off to the camera
* got hyped at every foil card he found, assumed each one was worth lots of money
* accidentally bent the edges of cards he inserted into sleeves
* subtly admitted the tips goals are back but will ban you if you say that
* "You really can't work your chest with dumbbells."
* was asked “what weight machine did you get”, gave a two minute answer that didn't answer it
* refuses to namedrop 'Kino Casino'... unless he can blame them somehow
* believes the YouTuber Fred “ran away with his millions”, but the guy behind it is still on YouTube
* saw people were having trouble playing Forza 6 with a wheel, surmised his trolls were suggesting it
* smugly declared he will not do what people want him to do, be it trolls or tipping fans
* "I don't care about you." (loves his community btw)
* "I don't make content for trolls", unaware he actually does
* admits he doesn't want to be challenged in video games as it messes with the 'chill' vibe
* will stop what he's doing to open a pack of Pokemon cards if he gets a $50+ tip asking for it
* accidentally confirmed that his editor is Lummox who was in hospital hence no highlights vids
* could not answer why Jasper kitty was fine when he and his wife went to Connecticut
* wagequit Saros after the fifth boss kept destroying him
* made a tweet about mocking LTG joking about making a pedo memecoin (doesn't talk about drama btw)
* talked to EDPWatch, a guy that catches predators, but has a known history of grooming teen fans
* sent a tweet calling LTG "the white DSP", made a new tweet with the correction rather than edit it
* “I don’t pay attention to what detractors do or say” but talks about what they do and say constantly
* was horrified to learn that charging money to open Pokemon cards on-stream resulted in drama
* "When I did it with the WWE cards nobody cared", but they did and doubled down on the Champions meme
* crashed out when his viewers don't like him wasting time with Pokemon cards he knows nothing about
* "I will do what I like and you will like it because I am the king!"
* got upset that he opened 9 packs of Pokemon cards and only has 1 "full art card"
* admitted opening Pokemon cards will eat into gaming, on his account called DSPGaming
* got a $50 tip requesting he stop opening Pokemon packs, mocked the tipper with a retard voice
* claims he intentionally opened Pokemon card packs with gloves on just to make people upset
* struggled greatly getting 75 lb boxes upstairs despite "maxing" out his weights
* has no idea what to do with his weights machine, did no research prior to getting it
* believes he no longer has to do situps if he can do crunches with weights
* "You have your pull-downs, which this builds your shoulder muscles up."
* ignored all of Darziak's ideas, such as stopping the recaps, the e-begging, guilt-trips, and Derich
* believes he exposed LTG even though all his evidence came from other people
* cannot talk about LTG without bringing up he makes more money than LTG
* points out that LTG allegedly bots, but he is guilty of the same thing
* appreciates you gifting subs unless you live in a country where the subs are "worthless"
* began using the term "A-log", a detractor term
* baited Kino Casino for attention, they roast him for unboxing worse than Jeremy, DSP loses his mind
* finds it weird only big-name lolcows get documented, but Kiwifarms and ED also document smaller ones
* admits that he IS a lolcow and that label results in people being hesitant to talk to him
* called out LTG for grooming a 14 year old girl; DSP groomed 16 year old Leanna
* actually believes people are watching LTG to "follow his example"
* thinks it is normal that every stream he is defending himself and explaining himself
* "How do you donate, you're new here? You get a job."
* got a generous donation, called the tipper a dunce since their tip message didn't kiss his ass
* wants more $50 tips so he can open Pokemon card packs, but not too often or he'll have to buy more
* was told that he himself said opening Pokemon card packs isn't about the money, "You are foolish."
* believes he isn't monetizing opening Pokemon card packs as he doesn't have a dedicated YT channel
* will say "supplementing/accentuating the content" when he means he is using it to make money
* got upset that the Pokemon community correctly point out he is indeed charging money to open packs
* "Time to open the last pack, unless someone gives another $50?", hint hint
* “Do it now! If you want an unpacking do it now so we can get it out the way!”
* wants to open 10 more Pokemon card packs but it isn't a goal, just a random number he's testing
* accidentally showed his phone screen on-stream, revealing Discord and WWE Champions
* not-so-subtly wished all his detractors would go kill themselves
* ate from the Chipotle protein menu to prove he eats healthy
* pointed out that his local Chipotle is a block away and he still DoorDashed it
* wants fast food workers to be fired if the food they send him via DoorDash gets damaged
* “I’m not a weakling anymore.”
* played Subnautica 2 after making a big fuss over how he wasn't going to play it
* is surprised that his viewers don't want him gambling in games as much as he gambles IRL
* couldn't pay attention to 007 First Light because of what clothes an NPC was wearing (not gay btw)
* doesn't like James Bond, womanizer extraordinaire, romancing women
* likes games that are realistic yet wants unrealistic things like Detective Mode
* loves calling Logan Paul a loser ever though the man is far more successful than DSP will ever be
* reckons with his new exercise machine he only has to do 30 minutes of lifting and not 60 minutes
* said that because he was “dripping with sweat” doing bicep curls means "my whole body was working”
* believes you’re only gaining muscle if you’re sore after working out
* will not show you his abs despite boasting of his gains
* considers protein shakes and supplements to be "juicing" and not natural
* accidentally exposed a fake $50 tip by not opening a Pokemon card pack after receiving it
* complained he never got to open a Pokemon card pack even though he earlier got the (fake) $50 tip
* ranted he can do whatever he wants with his Pokemon cards, like shove them up his ass (not gay btw)
* never capitalizes on making it to the front page on Kick, just begs for more money
* admitted his new-found passion for exercising was from being roasted by LTG
* confirmed he IS grifting with opening Pokemon card packs, laughed because he is getting paid for it
* tends to end his streams right at difficult sections... so he can research how to beat them
* got ads for Zepbound, a weight-loss drug, as he was browsing the web on-stream... hmmm...
* “Gaming has always been the affordable hobby.”
* got a $4.99 tip, asked if they misplaced the decimal point, pretended to be joking after being scorned
* refused to admit that ever since Darziak abandoned him he can't fix his tech issues
* will ask his viewers to "Step up" and replace the tippers he loses
* "When will people trying to answer to an internet hate mob of idiots?"; does that every stream
* actually believes he has a cameo in Subnautica 2
* wagequit Subnautica 2 because although people asked for it they didn't give him enough money
* seems to believe the Steam Deck price hike was due to corporate greed
* believes the Steam Deck price hike will backfire, but they sold out
* lied that he will never know if ICS is around, but he can see donator's email address
* knows how ICS talks, acts like he can never recognise him or any other distinctive regular
* "I won't ban support!"; has banned tippers and whales, like the aforementioned ICS
* lied that he has never faked any contributions, of course never offers any proof
* was puzzled when a Lv 70 Mewtwo crushed his half-dead Lv 60 Snorlax with one use of Psychic
* was puzzled that his Lugia, a Flying type, took massive damage to Ice attacks
* was so used to ragequitting Pokemon FireRed he accidentally reset the game a few times
* tends to end gaming early to "save time", only to extend the stream waiting for more tips
* tends to say "there you go” after getting a tip, like he is imparting knowledge upon the tipper
* again showed his leg but pulled the shorts over most of the leg, ruining the purpose of showing it
* "People are so jealous of how successful I am tonight people in Kick chat are wishing death on me."
* thinks more protein = more gains, doesn't adjust calorie intake
* insinuated that because his set-up is all "high-end" he should get high-end tips, hint hint
* insinuated that since his computer is no longer "high-end" he's considering upgrading, hint hint
* "If you don't have equipment that looks successful, no one will think you are successful!"
* believes if you want to be successful you have to dress for success like him
* admits he believes that appearing successful is more important than actually being successful
* was told he is using his weight machine incorrectly, "I don't care what idiots say! They're wrong!"
* lied that he doesn't have WWE Champions on his phone, but his exposed phone screen disproves that
* banned people for correctly pointing out he does have WWE Champions installed on his phone
* "You are getting banned because no one saw the WWE app on my phone", refuses to show his screen
* "Money can't buy you happiness" yet only seems happy when he gets lots of tips
* believes his trolls want him to fail because they are jealous losers
* believes when he is successful it makes his trolls look like "idiotic jackasses" but no one cares
* "I'm not buying a Pokemon box that cost $500-1000" because he doesn't want to charge more than $50
* "These people don't understand how to run a successful business!"; e-begs and paywalls fun
* "LTG doesn't deserve what he has because he is continuously harmful!"; is the same way
* "If you complain about $6, then I don't think card games is for you!"; still buys pricey fast food
* "We got 8 packs to open, and if someone else wants to give money...", hint hint
* "Can't do a double-flex because my shirt hides my muscles", only does one arm to hide his flab
* "YouTube is getting ridiculous, you can't use anything at all!"; wants to flag trolls for copyright
* "Thank you for telling me about Modern Warfare being released!" (is in touch with gaming news btw)
* "I'm not planning to sell any Pokemon cards" yet constantly asked for the value of foil cards
* "Because of your support we can do whatever we want now!", still drops games if they get low tips
* "Pallet-stin is free. I don't know what he's talking about!" (knowledgeable of world events btw)
* "How do you buy humble bundles?"
* did a flex for a user named KATSGIANTSMELLYCOOTER
* observed that his weight machine doesn't make noise except for when it does make noise
* got trolled by his chat that his Pokemon card packs are reseals
* crashed out with a 10 minute rant after realising he might not make his money back selling his cards
* admitted he can only bench-press 75lbs
* “I have no idea how to reload, the game never taught me", bur he had no ammo
* stated there are no local card shops near him, was proven wrong, "You guys know better than me."
* ordered another Pokemon box from a third party seller despite protesting scalpers
* was upset that the scalpers only send him Pokemon cards with USPS and that he'll run out of packs
* said his Pokemon card segment would be minor but it took over his streams
* sleeved every Pokemon energy card, purchased a new binder
* "I bought all this equipment" as he held up a binder
* believes you have to buy a binder for every new card box, "that’s what you’re suppose to do”
* proudly showed off his binder like a child trying to impress their parents, “Isn’t it cool?”
* tried too hard to fit in by calling 007 First Light "Modern Slop" for the "Modern Audience"
* called 007 First Light "Modern Slop" and other derisive terms but continued playing it
* called 007 First Light boring... because he kept dying and having to replay segments, ragequit it
* agrees with the chat that 007 First Light is boring, but they were calling him boring too
* "007 is boring and too easy!" but he ragequit because he was constantly getting caught and killed
* died on the fourth screen of Castlevania Symphony of the Night to a wolf, wasting 17 minutes
* acted like most gamers die to a wolf very early on in SOTN, it's a beginner's trap
* kept backtracking in SOTN even though he was in the beginning area with nothing to backtrack for
* kept forgetting to backtrack after beating a boss, resulting in him dying and having to refight it
* took an embarrassing amount of time in SOTN to learn that potions heal him
* wants Konami to update SOTN to allow him to use save states and have autosaves
* lied that he has never played SOTN before
* claimed Indian food uses spices to cover up the low quality food like vegetables
* was 25 late to a stream because he was putting his Pokemon cards in binders, e-begged for openings
* stopped being careful with Pokemon cards, now handles them without gloves and jams them into sleeves
* acknowledges he is touching his low-value cards “with his human fingers”
* “I told you all the hits are in the last packs!”, but they were only around $4 total in value
* purchased more Pokemon booster boxes so that he “always wants to have Pokemon cards ready to go”
* “True gamers and people with taste consume indie games.”
* reckons he “basically broke my weight bench” doing sit-ups on it
* “I have a great rock-hard stomach, but no definition.”
* thinks sit-ups alone will give him all the abs he desires
* gloats when his 'drama' videos get 'good' views even though he says he dislikes making them
* recently began talking about his legacy after he is gone, assures he isn't dying or retiring
* denied Lummox is his editor, but then ranted about it which caused viewers to doubt him even more
* missed his Pokemon card box delivery even though he barely leaves the house
* called his local post office and insinuated he wants them to discipline the delivery driver
* tried to shame the USPS by reciting their motto but got it wrong
* shamelessly uses AI to generated thumbnails of him being wealthy (humble and down-to-earth btw)
* "The French fry tastes like fried potato."
* is dumbfounded that pickled radishes exists
* ate chicken wings with a plastic fork until it broke, gave up on eating it
* “My problem with this is how do you eat it?”, never thought to eat with his hands
* was asked what his proudest moment in life is, rambled about Street Fighter and didn't answer it
* “I don’t care about YouTube awards” whilst having his YouTube Play Button behind him
* declared he is not about "spouting nonsense and lies" on his streams
* was confused why a shop dedicated to card games would also sell dice
* will call a puzzle "cryptic" if the solution is hidden behind something breakable
* claims to know when mockery him is lighthearted banter or personal insults with serious intent
* confirmed that he chooses to interpret mockery of him as bitter insults born of jealousy
* "Just ignore the trolls" but then "I do leave the house and now you're banned for lying!"
* doesn't realise that wearing an overshirt over a shirt makes his manboobs look bigger
* did not react to the 2026 State of Play, instead wanted to be paid money to react to the trailers
* purchased a Pokemon card box that might have cards of high value (doesn't plan on selling them btw)
* "No, I won't sell any cards, they are being saved for now", assumes they will go up in value
* got very salty when no one dropped money on his offer of opening Pokemon card packs for $50
* "Yes, I open packs for $50, if I didn't, it would completely taken over and ruin the stream!"
* could not tell a Pokemon booster pack he was about to open was clearly re-sealed
* talked about the LTG court case and spent most of it talking about himself
* confessed that building his 'career' on "little white lies" eventually came back to bite him
* seems to think lying on his bankruptcy papers or him not playing WWE Champions are little white lies
* stated that he no longer tells little white lies
* called LTG gay even though he knows the court case is about LTG's child custody
* believes there are foods that can "soak up the alcohol" and that is what is served at bars
* "I'm greasy because I'm Italian!"
* "Within a year with my new machine I will be so buff that I fill out the shirt!"
* seems to think that if he can't see lasers they are no lasers, but most lasers are invisible
* admitted he will make more negative game reviews as they give more views than positive reviews
* lied that never finds his trolls funny, but sometimes their antics get the genuine giggle
* admits that he can never stop reacting to drama or causing it, so he won't bother anymore
* kept looking at his chat for help as he played Lego Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight
* doubled down on AI-generating his YT thumbnails despite taking an anti-AI stance
* doesn't realise that "it doesn't bother me" and then banning/blocking confirms it bothers him
* called Panda Express a horrible company with terrible food because their website wouldn't load
* his take on the God of War Laufey trailer was bringing up drama that wasn't in the video
* exclaimed he can’t try protein snacks for DSP Tries It since that would be too much protein.
* now wants $150 per stream for gameplay and Pokemon pack opening (not a tips goal btw)
* kept playing Lego Batman was he in too deep, but that reasoning didn't save other games he ragequit
* lied that he never plays games on Easy difficulty
* is puzzled why playing classic games like SOTN gets low support, hasn't learned he's the reason
* doesn't realise that playing games older than his viewers probably won't get him many tips
* "I got a $100 donation with no name and no message", did not find it suspicious... hmmm...
* constantly fell for trolls' advice in Pokemon Champions, resulting in bad ineffective movesets
* "I never did any content that was exclusively tied to my Patreon!" but he did exclusive react vids
* offered Kick badges if you drop 10-20 subs, which is against Kick's ToS
* does not see a problem with God of War Laufey making the female protagonist ugly
* tends to read outloud chat messages about support so he can talk about support and e-beg
* spent some time comparing his mom's meatloaf to his wife’s meatloaf (gaming channel btw)
