Descension's lair: Things Darksydephil has done

Things Darksydephil has done

Darksydephil is one of the most notorious lolcows out there.
Here is a list of pretty much everything negative/absurd he has said, done, or believed.
For archival purposes, of course.

Thanks to: DrgnKiller, Snort Burnell, Josh Poems, and Kiwi Farms for supplying and reminding me of a GREAT majority of these.

UPDATE: this list is now over 204,000 words long!

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cussed out someone a fighting game tournament and then hid in the bathroom
had an unboxing video that did not unbox anything
had game giveaways... for just the game case (games were already sold)
he allows his website admin Onyx to spy on everyone's PMs
drives his car without his glasses as required
moved to an expensive gated community house despite his financial situation
purchased/leased a BMW that's out of his price range
showed off the many license plates the previous homeowner possessed on camera (illegal?)
constant misogynistic sex jokes
talking during cutscenes, sometimes making him not hear crucial information (e.g. MGS 3)
talks shit about his parents to this day for not buying him a desired X-Men toy
blames everything on online lag/poor netcode/cheap combos/controls/everything
blames game developers for not playtesting a game when it is all his fault
brags about coming 4th place in a tournament despite exploiting a flawed port
treated John Rambo and Howard like shit
racist jokes, especially towards blacks and asians
openly states he only plays games for views
begs for donations/bits/subscribers, which is against the Twitch ToS
livestreamed copyrighted material on Twitch
accidentally leaked a near-nude image of PandeLee
one time he woke up PandaLee when she was sick so she can make him some dinner
took PandaLee's side when she was blatantly antagonising the chat, making it Sub-only
when PandaLee was hospitalised, Phil cared more about sandwiches than her wellbeing
didn't pay or help pay for PandaLee's hospital bill
didn't much care for PandaLee at the hospital because she was his ex by that point
said he would never show Kat on camera and then did so
likely forced Kat to be in her debut video, hence her grimace and discomfort
always had nearby food when doing DSP Tries It (too much food)
obtained gout from eating way too much fast food
continues to wolf down fast food despite his gout
has a bad back, and the Seattle air magically cured it
got banned from Blip for antisemetic 'jokes'
claimed that no one was offended by his Holocaust jokes; it was trolls who reported him!
ragequit Twitch when a Twitch admin politely requested him to lower his bitrate
rushes through games to get onto the next one on his schedule
does not like playing RPGs (they have a 'niche' audience)
masturbated on livestream
lied about masturbating on livestream and then owned up to it in order to gain money
later claimed he masturbated on cam because he was in a loveless relationship with Leanna
hired a Connecticut tax accountant to do his Seattle taxes and then bitched about mistakes
claimed he built gaming PCs for a living and then purchased a pre-made one
purchased a pre-made PC for $3000+, only to find out it can't record at good quality
his $3k computer can't even play TF2 as it is too demanding for his PC
his $3k computer is a Windows 8
has an overly-expensive 'business' bandwidth internet plan
has had Patreon goals that were hit but never delivered
ragequit Persona 3 on easy
got stuck on the name entry screen on Persona 4
had a shitty webcomic called Broken Joystick
stole from Penny Arcade for his shitty webcomic
does not read onscreen instructions due to needing his glasses and being distracted
not reading onscreen instructions can lead to bad things e.g. crouch jumping in Black Mesa
unwittingly accepts troll fanart that mocks him
DMCA'd and copyright claimed TIHYDP videos, despite them being fair use
mass uploads many unedited videos
complains that his competitors edit videos and that makes them stupid
rides his legacy peak years rather than improving
continues with his stale formulaic ways rather than adapting to be with the times
started a review series but barely does them because of low views
blocks anyone and everyone on twitter
used Patreon money to buy a better camera he doesn't need
didn't know what vitamin A was at like 30 years old
made an infamous shower video
made a sequel shower video just for attention
uses stream chat to help him through games, especially FromSoftware games
lies about aforementioned steam chat help, later owns up to it as handholding
bitches about hating microtransactions and yet is caught playing WWE Supercard
has spent at least $40k total on WWE Supercard (outdated: it's more nowadays)
not knowing basic geography (Bully geography class for example)
disables comments and ratings most of the time
had a $1250 Patreon goal to revive Project 7; goal was reached but never delivered
his KOGaming isn't original in both name and concept
charges fans for Ask the King questions but yet gives detractors more attention for free
filmed his TV for his Let's Plays for years until he finally got a capture card
hoarded collectible statues and tried selling them, even the slightly broken ones
cries about his financial situation and yet constantly spends on fast food
once ordered over $100 worth of pizza and other food for just him and PandaLee
has a university degree, stuffed it in his closet and declared it useless
never made a safety net or Plan B for when his YouTube 'career' eventually fails
calls himself the King of Hate, even though he admits that hatred isn't good
never allows his chat to talk about anything not related to him or the game he's playing
had to have his hand held by PandaLee during co-op LPs and was henpecked
made vlogs and house tours of his new Seattle home, which soon got him doxed
made a business card with his home address on it and made this business card public
complained that trolls swiftly doxed him after moving, even though he doxed himself
got swatted and lied about being in danger, even though visual evidence shows he was fine
locks any thread on his personal website at any time. No freedom there!
blocks anyone and everyone that talks to a detractor, even if its friendly neutral talk
threatened Machinima on stream about their policies, to which they ended the contract
gave PandaLee a fake wedding ring and was preparing to marry her
called EvilAJ2010 a psychopath, even though he was a bitter ex-fan
allowed BSV to get away with death threats and pro-pedo talk because he donated to DSP
claimed iJustine got gangbanged by EA to get hired (a joke albeit tasteless)
no sense of empathy. Someone dies in a game and he cackles like a seal
calls his detractors and haters jealous, even though no one would be envious of him
claimed not to care about the SoK and yet celebrated when the SoK dissolved
stated he will never play Minecraft and then played it because he needs the money
claims to be good at games if he wants to be
doesn't clean his gaming consoles, leading to dust killing them
has no patience or desire to learn, which hurts him especially in stealth sections
runs meaningless polls where he ignores the results
goes so far as to combine the two negative poll answers to override the winning positive
complains about 'dead' months because he only cares about AAA and viral games
made a video about his friend's death and monetized it
immediately mutes everyone in multiplayer games due to fear of trolls
in any online team matches he plays with fans, he ignores all advice given and still complains
faked a stream to secure some Twitch bounties; got blacklisted by taking down the stream
stated he wanted to slap an 11 year old in real life because she/he was 'annoying' on VR
later lied about wanting to hit him/her; stated the kid's parents would've hit him/her
read John Rambo's private text messages out loud for an Ask the King video
constantly shits on PewDiePie
admits he is jealous of more successful Let's Players, doesn't change how he LPs
anyone that says a negative thing about him is an 'idiot' who doesn't know anything
accidentally purchased Dissidia NT because he thought he had to in order to play the beta
insulted people who get early copies of games as 'shills' in a tweet during his off-time
this aforementioned tweet caused a shitstorm. Everyone called him out. Fake apology given
excused his racist content as it allegedly 'WAS allowed' back in 2010
needed to spend hundreds on a plumber, just because he didn't raise the water pressure
loves H1Z1 for being a fast-paced Battle Royale game, even though Fortnite is similar
refused to watch the trailer for Pokemon Let's Go, based the game based on 'vibes'
makes a jackass of himself in every E3 coverage
refuses to play sequels that aren't numbered but then plays non-numbered sequels
told game devs to kill themselves. Example: his WWE playthroughs
thought Drake from Drake & Josh was Drake the rapper
his current gf Kat used her ex for his money. Phil doesn't see or care what might await him
doesn't know what Central Time Zone is
claimed that the PS3 didn't have a messaging system or an Achievement/Trophy system
claimed he invented the use of the word 'Playthrough'
claims he has done nothing bad to deserve detractors and trolling
claims to have invented the concept of Let's Plays
claims he popularised Let's Plays
claimed he inspired people to do Let's Plays and become successful
can't/won't name a single LPer he personally influenced (with proof from said LPer)
doesn't know what a DNA test is
brought Kat onto his Halloween 2018 stream and blames Tevin when the trolling scared her off
"Dragon Ball Super isn't readily available to watch or mainstream."
claims to adore JPGs and yet actively tries to avoid playing them on stream
made Veteran's Day all about him, and was glad he didn't have to join the army after 9/11
claimed that "Dragon Quest is near and dear to my heart." but hasn't played one
claims that other LPers don't play JRPGs like him, but the opposite is true
made a very disrespectful comment about Stan Lee the day he died
thinks that T-pose is a meme, not aware that its an gaming industry term
claims that he knows authentic Italian food; all his Italian meals use way too much sugar
claims that there is no Wolverine toy story, even though there is video evidence
claims that wrestling is not a sport
claims to be above the popular streamers by not doing memes, and then unironically dabs
spent all the tax fundraiser money on moving Kat in
spent over $5,000 on credit cards just to stay afloat
despite the massive debt, still claims he makes more money than Tevin
accused Tevin of using viewbots. His stream had benefited from viewbots
immediately blocks trolls on mic and acts like he owned them
bitches about people being able to play games early, calls them 'elitist'
purchased Dark Souls 3 from the Japan PSN store for double the price just to play it early
stated he would buy an engagement ring for $100. "It's the meaning that matters. Okay?"
claimed that his relationship with Kat is in danger because of trolls
his elderly father works full time, and yet Phil says he can't work full time at his age
used his sick - possibly dying - parents as a guilt tactic for donations
has only played Kingdom Hearts I and II, refuses to play non-numbered sequels
shits on Square-Enix for not presenting the plot to Kingdom Hearts well enough
constantly states that the Switch has no games
claims he never hated on Monster Hunter, despite calling it a grind that no one cares about
likes to claim he's Italian, such as how he eats pizza
finds the term 'geek' offensive
loudly crunches empty water bottles into the mic and doesn't see a problem with that
openly laments that his girlfriend Kat could be earning more money
claims that homework does not work as intended and actually harms learning (no elaboration)
"Every DLC ever made should've been in the main game and is rushed and uninspired."
claims he makes more money streaming than working any full-time job
claims game devs follow him for his inputs from years of 'expertise'
boasts about wanting to marry Kat... a fangirl he barely knows personally
kept purchasing lotto tickets even as his mountain of debt grew
hurt his right knee by leaping off the couch after he passed out drinking
claims he still has muscle from when he used to lift weights
claimed that Far Cry 5 sold poorly, when it actually sold well. Claims he doesn't care.
"Mashing buttons is way easier than trying."
bitched and talked shit about Ninja and then went full damage mode when Ninja found out
received a fake $9k donation and tried to keep it quiet so he can still shill for $$
received a $100 tip but focused more on a Spider-Man video of his being claimed
believes the PC port of FF4 is a complete remaster of the DS version and in full HD
turned down a Twitch bounty even though he really needs the financial help
"I never said AC3 was good. An 8/10 is just above average."
refuses to believe that KH3 was leaked because he wants to shit on early-playing 'elitists'
refuses to believe that at least some of his detractors are former fans
his Minecraft streams are literally hand-holding due to refusing to do research
continues to boast that he has a life, despite rarely leaving the house
"I only feed strong working ADULTS! You better grow up like ME, then I'll feed you."
bitched about Ninja getting random donations, when he himself just got 10k worth of subs
quit a stream simply because no one in the stream chat was talking to him
"It's very disheartening when people aren't paying attention to me."
Claims BlazBlue games are just rush down fighters with no variety or strategy
claims any fighting game that ArcSys makes is similarly dull and simplistic
claims Kat got him sick around Xmas time, even though she was sick two weeks prior
'forced' to take a day off because he has an appointment for a haircut
has an illness of severe headaches and choking, thinks it's the common cold
"It takes up to 8 months to get a passport."
ranted about Jack Black not being a relevant YouTuber, even though Jack Black has 4+ mil subs
hates people buying co-op games because more co-op games will be made (he has no friends)
stated that Drake playing Fortnite didn't help Fortnite, all because he [Phil] hates Fortnite
"Dragon Quest 11 is a niche game. So is Okami."
equates viewership on stream to a game's quality. No views? Bad game!
claims he donates to charities, even though he's constantly begging for money
won't disclose what charities he even allegedly donates to
claimed that the neighbours' landscapers only show up on time when he's streaming
"Nobody cares about Dead or Alive 6 besides hardcore fighting game players."
said that the Dead or Alive franchise is dead (speaking on people's behalfs again)
claims that his internet is excellent. Any online lag is the game's fault, not his
bitched about PewDiePie and other people whose fanbase have a nickname. "A cult!"
he believes GTA3 on PS4 is an HD remaster.
"Being a stand-up comedian is the hardest job on the planet."
"The looter shooter games are dying. Calm down with that shit!"
"I've only ragequit like 10 games in 10 years." - lol nope
thinks he's smart for streaming and e-begging and not getting into the work force
claims that telling him to upgrade his webcam quality is a decrator meme
cried about having to buy expensive medication for his sick girlfriend
thinks Shenmue is an RPG
"A lot of people hate Resident Evil 4 because of change."
likes that his gf Kat sleeps on the couch downstairs. "It's GOOD cuz I can actually sleep!"
claims he can't do any running due to a bad back
states that using shotguns is for scrubs in a serious FPS games
celebrated Machinima deleting their YT videos, thinks they are officially dead
thinks that roguelike is a new genre
"Onimusha, Shenmue 2 and Stardew Valley are NICHE games" and thinks they are RPGs
"My skin isn't thin, it's just very sensitive."
thinks that 4X is a new genre
claims to not sweat whilst gaming
Claims other YouTubers don't create playlists and since he does that makes him better
"I don't understand modern game development. I don't." -- this says a lot about him
doesn't realise that Patreon takes 10% of the money he makes; he thinks it's a glitch
yells at his chat to shut up but still expects helpful tips and advice
thinks that people who can't sit through the 20+ minute Week In Preview are mentally ill
sometimes stalls at puzzles, 'thinking', waiting for the answer in the chatroom
claims he hates Skrillex, and yet likes the weed song from Farcry 3 (that's by Skrillex)
stated that Hercules is a forgotten Disney movie that no one watches or cares about
bitches about combat button mashing mechanics... but he always mashes buttons gaming
states that if a game's difficulty is too easy on standard, that's the dev's fault
claims that he has logs that prove that detractors were planning to destroy his KH3 stream
refuses to share the aforementioned logs
"Drake isn't a rapper, he's considered a hip hop artist."
thinks that Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon is a metroidvania (it's Ritual of the Night)
doesn't know how to view tweets he liked
muted a song to sing it himself, but accidentally muted his own mic instead of the game
bitched about parents watching Super Bowl, even though the Super Bowl hadn't started yet
"I'm BEASTING when I play CoD multiplayer!"
is willing to dab for donation milestones
laughs at a man who co-owns a business and lives off his wife's money; does not see irony
flips out at viewers who point out that he complains too much
"Nobody cares about Nintendo games after a month."
let a top donator troll name stay onscreen. "Would be gone if someone cheered more..."
claims to not understand the troll name top donator due to being a mature adult with a brain
hates jumping in FPS games. Claims its not in a real FPS game
claimed that Kingdom Hearts 3 is not made for children, but only long-time fans
claimed that Titanfall 1 and 2 flopped
blames his girlfriend Kat for the cancellation of his series DSP Tries It
insisted he couldn't continue playing KH3 for a stream due to shovelling out the snow
then changed his story and claimed that there was no snow
didn't play the Kingdom Hearts 'spinoff' games, but all the KH games are plot important
shits on Apex Legend for being a hyped F2P game that takes attention away from him
and then decides to play Apex Legend because he wants a slice of the pie (hypocrite)
assumed that KH3 spent 13 years in development (he probably worded it wrong)
stated that KH3 should have been made harder, and yet played on the Standard difficulty
is quick to claim that someone is a troll or detractor to remove them from his chat
bizzarely claimed that him moving out of his condo isn't his fault
admitted that he focused on the negative aspects of KH3 in his review to get it done fast
tore KH3 apart in his review but still gave it a 7/10
still thinks that TIHYDP died down in 2017
gave his fans the idea of TIHYDP, later claims it was entirely the creation of the trolls
on his days off he would go onto his chat to remind people to tip him
rants about hipsters using beard oil, but meanwhile he has a patchy goatee
pays $300 a year for Adobe Premier Pro when he doesn't even edit anything
claims he's the "realest motherfucker" but doesn't want to say opinions that Twitch won't like
claims his sauce is too expensive and time-consuming to bottle for selling
doesn't really know how to swim, states that floating is good enough
has an embarassing amount of credit card debt
kills three people on his own team, gets kicked from the match, blames the game
shits on streamers playing Apex Legends for the money, yet is only playing it for the money
drives his car to the mailbox to collect the mail (the car got stuck twice)
"It took us 35 minutes to check the mail cuz we kept getting stuck."
says that Twitch laying off employees is completely different from Blizzard doing the same
"You can't get a legit Valentine within 2 days, hate to tell you. That's not how it works!"
gets $135 in tips. "Well, I guess I'll have less of a negative balance in my bank now."
refused to acknowledge that he used to mention donating to his PayPal
lied about not watching his own Poorly Cookin with the King videos
blames his co-worker hating him for why he quit college
called Metro Exodus the best FPS game in 10 years; only gave it an 8/10
called Far Cry New Dawn a boring reskin of Far Cry 5; gave it a 7/10
refuses to play Anthem for being team-based but he plays Apex Legends, which is team-based
"Luffy the monkey king. Super stretchy with the gumgum juice."
believes Bleach was cancelled after two seasons
claims no one cares about Platinum Games since Bayonetta 2; forgot about Nier: Automata
if he doesn't care about a game or franchise, Phil will declare that no one cares about it
case in point: "No one cares about KH3 anymore."
used the wrong map of the EU, which excluded half the EU countries
gets distracted by his stream chat, gets killed, and blames the game developers
called meterologists "fortune tellers who don't know much" and they get paid "TON of money"
blames YouTube for killing KOGaming
quit the Jump Force stream at the final boss to eat dinner
kept viewers waiting two days until he finally played Jump Force again to beat the game
has new custom emotes that are of him happy/friendly, which he barely is
one of his new custom emotes is borderline stolen (the pig in a blanket one)
immediately creates his own party because he hates people talking, even non-toxic talk
admits he lurks Kiwi Farms on Twitter and then swiftly deleted the tweet
stated that the Resident Evil 2 DLC adds nothing new; he is flat out wrong
needs the chat to help him play Tetris 99
claimed that EA claimed his videos due to music; the composer stated that its unintentional
states that 2019 is a dry year for the Nintendo Switch (no research at all)
states that the Nintendo Switch is suffering and has no third party support
states that Nintendo is only in business still due to amiibos
Wants Nintendo to be sued because he believes the Pro Controller D-Pad is defective
raged at jerks trolling him with cheers, told them he would laugh at them as their dog died
claims having two internet lines is cheaper than having one
claims that walking through the mall is streneous exercise
claims he'll never dress up for his videos, but has dressed up for playthroughs before
claims he will never slander more successful people, but he always does this, e.g. PDP
claims that no one has shown their life as much as he did (Chris-Chan easily beats him)
"My body is the best it's ever been."
sounded like he dropped the N-bomb during a playthrough of ToeJam & Earl: Back in the Groove
"The way you can get some interactivity with me is to TIP ME!"
states that it is easy to make a Paypal all so he can goad viewers into donating to him
turned down the Drunken Peasants podcast appearance because he thought he'd be mocked
claims he has no time to exercise or eat homecooked meals, but he isn't unhealthy
thinks that 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' is only 5-10 years old (it started in 1995)
honestly doesn't know why daylight saving exists and why we use it
stated that John Lennon was assassinated due to criticism
tried to guilt some donations by claiming that trolls are claiming he abuses women
refuses to go onto a podcast because he can't control their chat
"I don't really care about Bayonette 3. I'll play it though."
hates Subnautica because he assumed it's the game's fault he took out the vehicle's battery
claimed that the word 'fag' was Connecticut lingo
DSP thought the word 'fag' was inoffensive for 30 years and had to be told it was bad
stated that he has since grown up and seen 'fag' as a bad word, but has used it recently
will play Boarderlands 3 because he has 'history' with the series; hates the first two games
stated that listening to reviews makes you a moron but yet he has listened to reviews
laughed at a fan with a mental disorder who rambled on the mic
tried to eat Cup Noodles with a spoon
hates long thin noodles and reckons you look like an asshole if you eat them
"Aim assist wouldn't fuck up in real life if someone jumps!"
used save states when playing Donkey Kong Country, ignored fans' protests
2019 vacation plans involve going everywhere where he took his ex
states that playing 20-year old games requires use of save states or it will be boring
"Nobody liked Diablo 3. Everyone said the game was BORING! Worst in the trilogy!"
thinks Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice is like Dark Souls when it is more like Tenchu
called Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice a puzzle game because some enemies need a little strategy
hates Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice because he can't do invincible dodge rolls or spam magic
"From Software games ALL have input delay by design!"
becomes sick if he chugs 20% of a water bottle (around 120mL of water?)
thinks that Goku's spirit bomb taking people's energy makes them ill
hints to fans to open credit cards to donate
bans people for saying he uses a guide for Seriko, but he has accepted help via Twitter
owns a hammer/axe and a hand-axe for self protection
lied about his weight to seem healthier than he really is
said Ninja wouldn't exist without Fortnite, and then did damage control when quoted
claimed his upper torso was all muscle in his early 20s
misunderstood the Boardlands remaster release for being the release of Borderlands 3
"I was a figurehead in the Street Fighter community on the East Coast!"
guy gets arrested over swatting, and Phil makes the news all about him
“You commit a felony if you step on my street without my permission.”
claimed Kat told him to mention his upcoming birthday more (to get more donations probably)
told a viewer pretty much that anxiety is "neglible bullshit" and "not to worry about"
shits on Shirley Curry for getting more popular than him for a "dumb reason"
believes he doesn't deserve to pay taxes due to trolls messing with him
wants to have a small wedding not out of convenience but out of cheapness
believed a troll's warning that Kiwifarms members will break into his house during vacation
claimed fans are monitoring Kiwifarms; it's probably just him lurking there
claims he's had to permaban people multiple times, thus misusing the term 'permaban'
again claims it is a crime to step onto his street... that the state owns, not him
claims it takes him around 2 days to eat a cake
believes that Joker, being a supervillian, has superpowers
says borderline racist comments about racially privileged students getting into Ivy League
took donations to fund his secret wedding to Kat instead of paying his taxes
responded to detractor comments on Twitter on his wedding night
blocked a long-time fan and chat mod on Twitter because he voiced an opinion on Phil
bans people suggesting he get a job, even though his own mother suggests it too
lost 4 mods in a month and considered them trolls or allies with trolls
"An easy mode for Sekiro is warranted."
doesn't believe that there were women in gangs in Victorian times
believes the Switch version of Cuphead is a deluxe version with extra content
beat the final boss of Sekiro and began boasting and bragging
calls his chatroom fans idiots for not supporting his bragging
gave his donating fans way more credit than his parents, who gave him way more money
"Phoenix Wright is a JRPG."
claimed he'd be really popular on Twitch if he streamed back in 2011 when he was popular
didn't care about Reggie Fils-Aimé retiring, despite allegedly loving Nintendo
states that he'll stay in his gated community house no matter what (RIP his credit rating)
claims no one cares about Super Smash Bros. Ultimate anymore
banned a guy in his chatroom that asked the hypothetical question of a divorce happening
"My next major life accomplishment would be not having to work as much."
someone typed out a detailed list to help him in Minecraft. He ignores it for being long
acts like PewDiePie made YouTubers look bad (that's rich coming from him)
claims all game devs love him but are afraid of his trolls and their messages
bans people for posting emotes in the stream chat
"I have a batting average better than anyone in real life"
Says hype for MK11 is dead because elitists got paid to play it early
purchased the season pass for MK11 and only played 2 DLC characters because he doesn't care
skipped Days Gone because it plays a bit too much like other games
believes he has more fan than haters, calls his fanbase the 'silent majority'
desperately needs money but will send donations back if he must buy games with it
"I'm reformed. I'm not one for trolling."
refuses to buy a gun because he'd shoot anyone who breaks into his house
admits he could do a collab with PewDiePie if it's about games and he calls the shots
claims to understand memes, even though most go over his head
believes he was making memes before they were called memes ('meme' was coined back in 1976)
claimed Oregon is mostly liberal
believes that putting his PC in front of his air conditioner will freeze it with moisture
claims he can do a backflip if he didn't have a bad back
believes that saying "chill" all the times makes something chill
claims that trolls are bad because they show the world what DSP says and thinks and believes
claims his life is fufilled by getting trolled in stream chat by day and with Kat by night
"In order to make a mistake, you need to be told you're making one."
claims he usually won all his 1v1 fights in school
made the whole ProJared debacle about him
waited around three years to get back at ProJared for mocking him
knew about ProJared's tweet back in 2016 but in 2019 he claimed he didn't know it existed
railed on ProJared not for the cheating but for a tweet he made in 2016 about Phil
gloated about not being involved with cheating, even though Kat cheated on her bf for Phil
claims 400K people read every single tweet he puts out
“When I have to get another job, I could probably get employment at Microsoft or Boeing.”
doesn't hate pedophiles; nonchalantely states they'll get caught; sees no moral boundaries
believed he held power back in his early years at YouTube and it sure attracted the ladies
"These content creators are vile degenerates!"
believes he redeemed himself after two tweets on shitting on ProJared
believes that EvilAJ2010 was the first detractor, the very first hater of his
lied about not knowing of PandaLee before she was 18
lied about not talking to PandaLee before she was 18
doesn't wear his wedding ring all/most of the time
insinuated that he used donation money to fly Kat to his place multiple times in 2017
claimed he never got Tevin banned from Twitch, but admitted he made his fans do it
forbids his mods from having friends in his stream chat
forbids his wife Kat from streaming, even though he has business-class internet
claims his autograph alone is worth more than anything Tevin will ever do in his life
cares more about winning matches than keeping his viewers happy
doesn't know what Field of View (FOV) is
took time off at the same time as he did the previous year, suggesting he is faking illness
thinks he'll never get gout again due to drinking cherry juice during dinner
claims George R. R. Martin is lazy just because he hasn't written a book in a while
admits he uses income tax for his purchased games and not sales tax (tax evasion)
"Kat was dick before me" (meant to say 'sick')
"There was a large group of people who were disappointed with Sekiro and what it was."
advertises his streams as 'RAGE AND SALT', yet is baffled why people want him to rage
claims being married to Kat keeps his sexual urges in check, so that means no more sex jokes
claims to be healthy and yet is eating reheated old frozen ramen and pizza
Doesn't understand what a baby boomer is when people call him one, thinks its political
tries to start controversy with a tweet, is shocked when people call him an idiot
doesn't know the difference between 'rabble' and 'robble'.
thinks blocking people on twitter stops their followers from trolling him
didn't even know he has to put an @ in front of a name to search for them on Twitter
thinks his 'only two genders' joke worked, yet no one liked it or thought it was funny
won't buy and play expected AAA games due to low funds, expects fans to donate the games
banned a popular female Twitch streamer from his chat simply because she's competition
"Mario Kart isn't very competitive."
has a hand axe under his bed for self-protection, bans any mention of it in chat
now refers to his gout as 'a blood condition', even though blood is not relevant to gout
thinks that its 'erroneous' to assume that sales increase around Christmas time
doesn't play game people want to see; instead plays a game nobody wants to see (e.g. LoF2)
believes Machinima going out of business is 'ironic justice'
"Live-streaming is just like filming a show in front of a live studio audience, dood!"
thinks that him being older and mature means not having any sexual thoughts
thinks being marriage means you're not allowed to be attracted to another person
doesn't want to get a job outside the house because trolls will mess with him in person
tries to make walking simulator games fun by interrupting everything to read cheers and tips
claims he invented several detractor memes, like 'LOOK AT MY SKELETONS, BITCH!'
believes that if you summon people in Dark Souls 2 then that invalidates your review
states that playing on easy difficulty for your own enjoyment is wrong
despite ranting against easy difficulty options, he himself has played games on easy
took away his little stuffed chat mascot simply because no one was acknowledging it
"I used to order a pizza as an appetizer."
claims that sunlight makes him look unhealthy
claims that he uses a spoon to eat ramen so that he can drink the 'juice' (he means broth)
admits he frivolously spent his money due to not knowing how to save/spend it
cut down his ten hour streaming event to six hours by being late and having long breaks
refuses to play good indie games and instead plays mediocore AAA games
plays AAA games weeks after they come out and wonders why not many people are watching him
infers that choosing shirt designs is a lot of work and takes hours to do
too lazy to even eat food on camera for DSP Tries It these days
it takes 1-2 days for Phil to update his schedule for E3
quits his stream early just because no one is donating, even though fan engagement is high
assumes some longtime fans are detractors because they say forbidden memes and bans them
refuses to clean his house or office during his day off
bans a mod because it was his birthday and Phil thought he was lying and starting a fight
demods a mod for defending the banned birthday boy mod
hang out with 5+ dudes in his college dorm. "Very heterosexual", more like in the closet
"Twitch doesn't show favoritism towards me, I just don't break the fucking rules!"
barely sees his wife Kat, especially now that she's started working nights now
says "Happy D-Day" like its a holiday that should be celebrated
demodded Gahlf simply because he was doing his own thing outside of stream that Phil hated
hated Layers of Fear 2 because he got the bad ending
hates Tim Schafer with a passion for mismanaging funded projects (like Phil and Project 7)
claims Kingdom Hearts has a stagger meter for bosses and FF7 is just copying it
states that the protagonist of DQXI is "the Luminary, not the Hero", but it is the Hero
believes that since SSBU is 'old', new characters announcements are 'non-announcements'
believes that violating someone's personal space for personal gain is wrong (lol)
states that he'll beat up Dr Disrespect if he or someone like him was filming him
claimed Apex Legends is dead, despite a very big season 2 coming out very soon at the time
Called Link's Awakening a remaster (its a remake)
"Nintendo would've won E3, but they didn't do a stage conference, so I can't say they did."
received a $100 tip, says "it'll at least help out somewhat."
complains about Dr Disrespect making Twitch streamers look bad; Phil fapped whilst streaming
roasts Dr. Disrespect for being suspended from Twitch, meanwhile Phil was suspended twice
bans people for stating that giving streamers your disability cheques is bad
lied about why he got demodded from a Twitch tournament chat
"Sadly, a lot of people who watch streams online aren't very mature."
overdrawn his bank three times but still buys the MK11 season pass even though he hates it
bans a fan who points out that Phil is wrong about his MK11 matches having lag
assumes no one plays Metroidvania games so he doesn't have to play Bloodstained
claims no one cared about food until the Food Network came out
disobeyed his mother telling him to shave his goatee because his wife Kat likes it
compared making fun of his hairline to making fun of someone with a disability
had a contest: top tipper gets a villager in Minecraft named after him or her
a $20 tip got disqualified because the guy's name had 'horse' in it and Phil got mad
bans a 10k bit supporter for life because he doesn't like Phil hating on other streamers
thinks he's extremely honest and genuine
calls himself one of the most hard working, honest working people getting screwed by shills
states that streamers who are happy and always smiling as faking it
believes you can't legally say a game is bad if you get it early
made $2000 in a week, but that's only "some money" according to him
laments that he doesn't qualify for food stamps
blames his aunt moving and dying for why he can't sell his condo
"I can't afford to get offline employment."
"Being a titty streamer is IMMORAL and I'm against it!"
declares Crash Team Racing to be at Dark Souls difficulty because he sucks at the game
states that he never said a particular statement and then says the alleged statement
hates CTR because it plays like a game from the 90s... which it is
hates CTR because it's too hard for him on normal difficulty
admits he only wears his glasses when driving on highways and not for local roads
states he used to be able to sing like Seal or The Bee Gees when he was young
states that you can't be mad at him for anti-Semetic jokes because he helped elderly jews
almost called Crash Team Racing a gay game during LGBT Pride Month
claims that hard games like CTR exhaust him, but he's done many runs of Dark Souls
states that monetary contributions are required but not mandatory
called Crash Team Racing a puzzle game because he doesn't know how to maintain boost
states that you can't mock him for being bad at CTR since he beats FromSoftware games
claims that 'DSP needs glasses' is a detractor meme, even though he should wear them
brings up Etika's suicide, pretends to understand it, and then quickly dismisses it all
assumes that memes and trolls drove Etika to suicide
shits on people for donating to DrDisrespect when he's not streaming, yet he does the same
"I've suffered from mental illness in the past. I know how serious it is!"
"People complained that I was camping too much last session. WHATEVER! I got my wins!"
"I broke up with my ex." lol no, SHE dumped YOU.
monetized his "RIP Etika" pre-stream with 8 ads
Phil lied about it getting monetized; his provided screenshot is from before he enabled it
"I'm one of the people who gets attacked the most on the internet."
spent 1.5 hours ranting about how people called him out about talking about Etika's death
believes Persona 5 Royal will be a Switch exclusive with nothing new
sets up an Amazon wishlist, is very mad when no one buys him free things
is upset that his viewers stop donating him after he takes a break between streams
won't watch Stranger Things season 3, thinks that the game will explain stuff for him
skipped Adventure Mode in CTR but won't skip the story missions in Mario Maker 2
claims he wins 100% of chargebacks - lost a chargeback - "I never said I win 100% of them!"
blames his viewers for why his prestreams are so long. "You should be used to it..."
self-diagnosed himself having heart disease two years ago, claims he's better now
bans a Mario Maker map maker from his chat because Phil hates his stage for making him rage
thinks that he can get a discount buying furniture if he buys three things at once
got charged $800 extra for ordering all the furniture, does nothing about it
wants YouTube to stop existing because they don't pay him enough anymore
assumes that people that donate to Tevin would have donated to him instead
refuses to do the dating side content in Judgement because it's "weeb shit" and he's married
claims the Nintendo Switch is a handheld console and the Switch Lite confirms it
refuses to sell or give away his unused consoles and peripherals e.g. PSVR
claims that adults should sympathize with him because it's 'life' and 'reality'
thinks that he can successfully run an Italian restaurant or franchise easily
asked to clarify on insulting a guy's dead brother. "Fuck off. It's time to move on."
"Only people that like SF5 are the people that can't accept the game sucks."
dislikes Fire Emblem games for being too Japananese-centric
claims to have thick skin; his history of blocking and banning people says otherwise
plans to sue his new tax attorny if he makes a mistake with Phil's taxes
needs his wife's permission to get a haircut or dye his hair
claims that him streaming is the sole reason that Tevin exists
compares Tevin a drug dealer and a criminal
claims him playing a game makes it transformative, but TIHYDP editing the footage is not
insists he does not fall asleep whilst streaming. He's nearly dozed off a dozen times
claims that restreaming a stream is illegal, despite there being no legal precident (yet)
claims that commentary over gaming makes it transformative, but Tevin restreaming is not
claims he looks his age, but a life of idleness and fast food render that incorrect
he learned how to ride a bike due to living in a bad neighbourhood and could of got robbed
claims to have never been in an earthquake. Appearantly his headphone block them out.
claims that he's become a better more understanding empathetic person... pfffft
insists that he can't do any romance content in games at all because he's married
lied about not marrying Kat on a secret trip. Possibly lying upon an impending child birth
blames his mom for his bad, rashy, oily, pimply skin
claims that his real fans know that a $1 donation doesn't help; still begs for money
about Fair Use: "In reality, until someone gets sued, nothing is legal or illegal!"
states that watching porn is immature, but he has watched porn with Leanna before
states that if you do relationship quests while married, you're in a broken relationship
claims that he is very honest and upfront and yet discloses zero details about anything
has no idea how to work his printer, can't be bothered learning how to print a page
scheduled being sick a month in advance to avoid going on a podcast
stated that he got in a car accident but change the story details many times
"Gay romance options are SJW options."
thinks Yennefer and Geralt's relationship in The Witcher III is 'preordained'
claimed he stopped making sexual jokes eleven years ago (around 2008)
"What's my favorite burger topping? Uhhh, the bun."
can't play two Mario games together but does play Minecraft and Dragon Quest Builders 2
assumes that none of his fans are into EVO just because he dropped out of the pro scene
admits that his wedding to Kat was rushed because his parents are ill and maybe dying soon
doesn't know what a 'forced wedding' is, can't even guess it
admits he stopped paying for his condo in Conneticut due to being too poor to pay it
"I'm taking a risk of being in a crime every time I step outside!"
refuses to play Fire Emblem: Three Houses because you can date women in the game
shits on anyone who makes a book (e.g. PewDiePie and Ninja)
stated that Ninja will fail on Mixer - is swiftly proven wrong
talked shit about Mixer, but then says "I'm not saying anything negative about Mixer"
insists that 10 years ago he never would've called Fortnite "dumbshit" - does it these days
ragequit a match in Madden NFL 19 simply for fumbling a catch
charged his fans $1000 for a 'big surprise'... that he got a cat (adopted the previous year)
his new cat Jasper is declawed (cruel and becoming increasingly illegal in the USA)
likely had the cat declawed upon adopting it and then lied about it always being declawed
has to rely on his aging/dying parents to help with possible vet bills
felt he needed to use the cat as a mascot, to replace the stuffed animal mascot no one liked
had a monetary goal raised to reveal his new cat; revealed it for free later on
"I've done way more entertaining things than the Evo staff have ever done over the years."
"Jasper is a superlative, positive influence on our streams."
“Currency doesn’t actually exist! Money is imaginary!”
is hoping to exploit his cat with t-shirts and donator-only emotes
doesn't think that because a donation goal is high that the reward should be any good
refuses to turn his stream back to acknowledge and thank a $100 tip
"I have no interest of being a father to a HUMAN son!"
claims he's too old to have children
rants about people buying microtransations in GTA Online; has spent thousands on other games
refuses to shave because the people watching aren't "real people"
tells his chat to relax in a passive aggressive demeaning tone
claims to be faking rage because it is his schtick
has a rage-a-thon as a Patreon goal, despite the rage being faked/exaggerated
ignores poll results to play games that weren't even on the poll
takes pride that he has outlasted his trolls and haters and rivals
claims that the soundproofing foam is hard to take off. His declawed cat easily rips one off
jokes that his cat could get shocked by laying over the cables
used savestates when playing Super Mario 64, insists that it isn't cheating or abnormal
seems more happy telling people what he won't do as opposed to what he may/will do
gets insanely defensive over waking his cat; his Instagram shows him disturbing Jasper
“How much for my sauce recipe? More than you can afford that’s for sure.”
has no idea what a rainy day fund is
received a lot of money in cheers one time. "That's not how life works."
received $2000 a week, still begging for money like he has none
drived 25 miles below the speed limit, believes he did nothing wrong
"I have a photogenic memory when I tell stories about old stuff." - you sure do
creepily takes candid photos of Kat playing games for instagram
knows that trolls are mentally ill because he used to an internet troll himself years ago
claims that the best way to debunk the haters is to ignore them - always acknowledges them
doesn't know what can and can't go into a dishwasher
doesn't know who David Jaffe is
declares the Nintendo Switch a dead console simply because he doesn't like any of its games
"I'm faster than Mike Tyson. He's pretty old and probably can't move well anymore."
assumes that anime-style games are for niche audiences and refuses to play them
has a Patron goal of $2000 to play WoW Classic; only plans to play it for one day
rails on Blizzard for charging $15 to play WoW Classic but he has Netflix and Hulu and PS+
claims he can easily beat up his old self from ten years ago
claims he can easily beat up his old dad
won't play Dragons Crown, likely because of the thicc chicks, and that it's best with co-op
hates his fans so much he spent the 1 hour of WoW Classic session just waiting to play
"I'm a guy who's very down to Earth and just wants to play games and have fun."
uses a pic of him as a Rastafarian to promote his 'rage-a-thon'
leaves his door open when playing horror games so his cat can give him a jump scare
believes that using detractor memes as emotes takes away their power
believes that saying detractor memes will make the trolls stop caring and stop using them
wanted to use a gif of him masturbating as an emote on Twitch
Twitch denied the masturbation emote "the same day", but he was streaming on YouTube
can't be bothered taking a minute or two out of his life to take a pic for an emote
claims that since he grew up next to a Subway that he knows the history of the company
"I have strong eyebrows."
"Dark Souls copied all of the bad shit from Ninja Gaiden Black."
plays horror games but refuses to get near the spooky stuff
dims the lighting on his webcam to hide his scared reactions
believes that if you are in a relationship IRL, you don't need to do dating in video games
"I'm not a fucking virgin, I don't need waifus and dating missions."
claimed he never directly tweeted at ProJared
"Social Justice is not politics. I can talk about it all I want."
did not know that the latest Fire Emblem was a Switch exclusive (and was glad he skipped it)
has a fake troll that tries to start a top-donation war (said troll is actually a fanboy)
constantly shits on Subway, who are sponsoring Twitch. Wonders he gets no sponsors
thinks that switching stream resolution is a lot work
still claims he always wins chargebacks
claims not to care about YT no more, but mutes ingame music to avoid losing YT money
claims Kat knows what trolls say about her, even though she wants nothing to do with them
sets up a $100 donation goal the day before he's going to a restaurant with Kat
"Some of the memes made about me are VERY HARMFUL!"
claims he was forced to be a YouTuber for money
insists that no one with a happy life talks shit about him anonymously; those are retards
his constant air conditioner usage is killing his electronics
compares YT demonitization to paint companies claiming your artwork paintings
calls out his chat for having doubts over his financial woes and problems
insists that his content is for young adults, not kids
his response to requests for gender-neutral language use is to call everyone "it"
spent two hours building a stone penis in Minecraft (that looked more like a fork)
has no problem building dicks in Minecraft, but can't build boobs because he is married
thinks he can call his cat Jasper over like it was a dog ($2000 well spent)
calls his home a house when it is in actuality a condo like his old home
thinks he can still get a high-end job despite not working for 9 years and with his infamy
claims that it is not healthy human behaviour to watch someone you hate
tweets about 9/11 at 5am and his words are insincere, without emotion
claims that he has grown up in the past few years... in his 30s
used a sniper rifle in close quarters combat and proclaimed that the gun sucks
orders the chat to talk to him, and the whines when the chat doesn't talk to him
then bitches at the chat that he can't talk to him as he is distracted by his game
plans to spray his cat with the water bottle when he [the cat] chews on electrical wires
claims to not shit on any games or people that like games he has no interest in
doesn't want a kid as he already passed on his 'amazing life knowledge' to his fans
denounces any game, good or bad, being repeatedly requested to him as a troll meme game
thinks that insulting people on stream is ay okay, so long as he doesn't concern appearance
compares multiplayer games to Smash Brothers due to tryhard competitive players
"I absolutely look forward to the shill, uhh, CHILL streams every day!"
believes that gout is completely hereditary and not at all affected by health or diet
thinks that streaming helps him escape from IRL drama; creates drama online
claims that he won't say to move on from 9/11 because he has matured... in his late 30s
claims that since other streamers don't talk about taxes that they must do tax avoidance
insists that racist shit like "Chinky Chang Charlie Chan" was funny back in the day
constantly spends his low funds on luxury goods and services instead of paying bills
his parents give his wife money for her birthday, he immediately buys an exercise bike
assembled the exercise bike poorly and it broke after one use; blames Amazon and reviews
thinks that his cat will be fucked up in the head for being locked in a room for 4 hours
refuses to let his cat outside in case a squirrel kills it
refuses to go to a gym because playing video games 6 hours a day makes him "tired as hell"
believes that viewers are supposed to interact with streamer, not the other way around
mocks a fanboy for Phil not wanting to interact with the stream chat. "Your loss, sucker!"
thinks that YouTube automatically demonetizing his videos is illegal
hyped up the Genesis Mini and yet did no research on its games
states that he'll never have a meet-up due to possible trolls, then says he never said that
couldn't figure out how to stream Genesis Mini until 3 hours of trial and error
"Pay attention to chat? Why? I'm playing a game."
sets the stream category as 'Talk Show & Podcast' to bend the rules for his long presteams
"Dolphins suffocate. They can drown on air."
too lazy to put Halloween decorations away, allows his cat to chew on the choking hazards
"Last 2.5 years have been very evolutionary for me."
thinks that his e-begging is equivalent to panhandling or a waiter/waitress' tips
claims that any valid criticisms of him in the past no longer apply to him
"Do I still enjoy gaming like I did 10 years ago? Not really. Nothing is REVOLUTIONARY!"
claims that he'd be bored of gaming without the chat, though be rarely looks at it
thinks that adulthood is spending his morning calling Amazon and the freight company
equates people exposing his past sins to 'cancel culture'
"I feel like I actually have a purpose here."
believes that any YouTuber who talks about him is an attention whore
“I don’t know who the hell still buys physical discs for games quite frankly.”
doesn't want to replay SF2 with amnesia, but will play Dark Souls over and over
claimed that critics on YouTube ruined him, but he's been e-begging years before DIHYDP
cancelled a stream to deal with Amazon delivery service rather than postponing it
mocked people getting injured from vaping
thinks that moving his cat and the cat bowls into a room is a lot of work
made up a story about trolls trying to get his power cut for no more house tour vlogs
"People say I'm an entertaining, good person."
is so weak that a 20-30 lb exercise bike is a two-man job for him
lied about not knowing when his interview with TheQuatering was so he can avoid it
claims that his grocery shopping trip burns off all the calories he gained that lazy week
admitted that he never expected to receive the 1k tip goal and the cat reveal was unplanned
admitted that he used to take down detractor videos but then blames Machinima
"I pioneered reactionary Lets Plays on YT."
cannot stand the sight of his ex Leanna; sign of her cheating on him?
watched his own videos and called them boring
states he is his own boss but rescheduling is impossible
wants to own his own restaurant so he can throw trolls out (whi can get him sued)
compares his onscreen fapping to the American Pie pie-humping scene (a fictional event)
wants to own a sandwich shop because he think it can be better than Subway
declares 2019 to be his best year, despite being his worst year of debt
thinks that his interview with The Quartering led to an upsurge in positive views and fans
doesn't know that you can loop playlists on YouTube, blames YouTube
his Halloween special had a $3000 tip goal, with decorations worth around $20 USD tops
cannot choose just one streaming service; given enough funds, he'd buy all of them
"I feel that I produce a different kind of content than anyone else on Twitch."
believes that YTers and streamers are showing off their pets are because he revealed his cat
can't answer how many pushups he can do, implying that he cannot do a single pushup
moved to Seattle for better taxes; refused to move to Texas for the zero income tax rate
claims that every company that fired him has gone under because they lacked him
claims that his goatee has white hairs, not bald patches (webcam close up disapproves it)
claims that remastered games are better than new original games (that he hasn't played)
bans a donating fan for telling Phil not to get butthurt about his life situation
declares he'll no longer play "Dark Souls clones" but quickly makes exceptions
doesn't know how to take a screenshot on his computer; uses to phone to take a photo
refuses to give a fan - who is single - dating advice because he [Phil] is married
occasionally pauses gameplay to rant about his "hectic" life
thinks that calling Amazon and booking barber appointments = busy life. No spare time!
is pussywhipped by his wife Kat and has never seen certain comic book movies because of her
purchased Pokemon Sword because Kat told him to (yep, definitely whipped)
can't even watch Joker because Kat hates movies about mass killers
called a fan's trans procedure "ridiculousness"
"I'm loving life. My personal life is at an ALL TIME high!"
ignores his fans' requests to play the hot new games
tells his fans that it's their job to talk to him and not to each other
a fan donated money for Phil to buy and play Untitled Goose Game, Phil used money on bills
said fan complains to Phil, gets banned from the chat
adopts the "WHY AM I TOXIC" meme as an emote to own the trolls, get triggered by the emote
thinks that because he has bad days that he suffers from actual depression
calls Kat a "good support system" even though she's always playing Overwatch or not home
got Rick Moranis' retirement reason wrong. rants and shouts when corrected
thinks that the term 'mongoloid' is a medical condition
"Only old people know who Mickey Mouse is."
believes that detractors want him to prove his financial situation so they can hack him
claims that smoked so much weed in college that he blacked out and assumed it was laced
wants donations to be made through PSN credits to avoid paying taxes on it
banned the word 'Subraru' in his chat; it was Kat's ex-bf's car (Phil is still salty)
needs money for bills but refuses to do anything for the money, such as pushups
claims that trolls making money off of him is criminal money that he can sue to win
assumes that all Tevin does is restream DSP and not do other things, like his DJ job
claims that his hair is messy and "depressed" due to wearing headphones all the time
"F-Zero is very straight forward and boring. It's a pretty boring game."
believes that him being unlikable is a detractor meme
compares being stream sniped to slavery
claims that bringing up the existence of something isn't an insult (unless it's his gout)
jealous that Fortnite streamers make more money than him, calls them children with no lives
claims that the army didn't confirm UFOs; all they confirmed were unidentified flying objects
believes that a gaming trend is dead just because he no longer cares about said trend
refuses to play the hot new games, wants to play same ol' annual WWE titles
thinks that e-begging is acceptable and a "necessary evil" that every streamer does
believes that if he practiced Street Fighter or Call of Duty games, he could be a pro
once called himself the "The Edward Snowden of the FGC" for 'exposing' SFV's netcode
claims he gets bored of games easily, but yet proudly boasts of being a gamer
"I was the most entertaining guy that played Street Fighter 4."
"This new fanart makes my streams feel new, fresh and interesting."
called a known detractor a "diaper head"; doesn't know or care that it's a racist term
changed the insult to "diaper face". He's a mature adult, not a clown, dood!
thinks that an online game server that kicks idle players is stupid
claims that he inspired co-op LPers like Super Best Friends and Achievement Hunter
complains about cartoony games (like Fortnite) and yet plays cartoony games (like PvZ)
"To everyone that sat here complaining about the game, fuck you!"
referred to Phoenix Wright as a JRPG
believes that if an argument makes him look bad, it must be illegal (or so says his lawyer)
"I'm a positive forward thinker. I don't shake my hands angrily at the past."
"I had facial hair and a full mustache at 15. I have a lot of testosterone."
"I was trapped playing games I didn't like to make money, now it's totally different!"
"Hindsight is 50/50."
refuses to set up filters in OBS to prevent stream snipers because that's too much work
believes that MediEvil remaster is an indie re-release
yelled at the game devs for 're-releasing' MediEvil , still played the Ghostbusters remaster
"...Mac and cheese is AMERICAN and doesn't belong on pizza!"
claims to have done research on nasal drip treatments, says there are none
assures that his streams are about talking, not about gaming
shits on EA until EA gave him free game codes, so he does a 180 and loves them
has bidding wars to name characters in games that he hates or will rage/bored quit
"Nobody preorders physical games anymore."
does so much research about games that he tends to spoil himself and not care about the games
took three weeks to eat his birthday cake
gives a down-on-his-luck fan a motiovational speech... that revolves around himself
doesn't truth his fans to let them know of behind-the-scenes news that affects them too
can't work out 52+25 in his head. "I'm going to use a calculator."
complains about having to buy games since he expects fans to donate them to him
refuses to temporarily move Kat's PS4 to his office to play games that she buys
can't figure out how to do gameshare on PS4, states that Sony and his fans are idiots
compares himself to Jonah, who was punished for NOT doing what he was supposed to be doing
sits on his ass all day playing games, getting 100k a year, whines about having a hard life
isn't a lawyer, doesn't know the law, but does know what is illegal and what isn't
claims all he has of value is his collectable statues; he still has his condos and cars
"Asking for an incentive is STOOPID!"
blames game devs for allowing him to get trolled in online multiplayer games
claims that he threw all his plants out because they had spiders on them
"Pouring water into a mug is too much of a hassle. I'll just use a bottle."
claims to be mature, goes "blah blah blah blah" to drown out people on mic until muting them
bans people from his chat who mockingly say goodbye to him
"You're not talking to me, that's why I'm not taking to you."
blames game devs if he can't beat games in time for his dinner
"Twitch sticks up for me and protects me."
lied about the helicopter company - the one he got fired from - going defunct
claimed he was able to eat at a restaurant due to keeping some coupons for over a year
claimed that $30 for two ramen bowls is the same price as making the ramen bowls at home
chose a Yoshi costume for the 2019 Halloween stream (funny cause the Yoshi tax fraud meme)
brought up Kat's past on the 2019 Halloween stream, upsetting her; he still blames Tevin
if he got the knowledge of Kat's past from KiwiFarms then it means he lied about not lurking
assumed that the Yoshi tax fraud meme is about him
is surprised that a Metroidvania game does not save progress between save points, ragequits
prefers to eat penne pasta because he is too lazy to slurp up spaghetti noodles
thinks that it's unlikely anyone can play a game for 4+ hours at a time
desires to physically harm his viewers who complain about anything
rants at Ninja et al for going to Mixer for more money, meanwhile he's moved all over
claims that as a mature adult he did not buy any candy, for himself or for trick or treaters
hides troll tips from donation goals so he can earn more money
states that reading reviews is dumb but read Death Stranding reviews because he hates Kojima
refuses to believe that Super Smash Bros.: Ultimate outsold Street Fighter II
claims he gets review codes (pffft) but doesn't disclose this 'fact' (may be illegal)
hates the 'elite' YTers/streamers for getting review codes early, but claims to get them too
again called people who got to play Doom Eternal ealy "special snowflakes"
made Kat's PSN name a fake name to confuse trolls and doxers, leaks her real name anyways
claims that Kat constantly finishes games before him; she's a better gamer than him
insists that past betrayers like Howard and Rambo are in the past; keeps bringing them up
admitted he receieves tips/donations off-stream and feels no obligation to tell his viewers
"Mountain Dew Kickstart is healthy for you. I know! I did the research!"
claims that popcorn isn't unhealthy and that you can eat as much as you want
is so lazy he would rather drive his car on his day off than do cardio
believes that the chat hand-holding him is a modern thing and it is outdated NOT to have it
thinks that Fanta is pronounced 'Fawn-ta'
thinks that by making clown noises over a copyrighted song he won't get content claimed on YT
"The cat is our kid." (and yet got him declawed)
"Jasper was chewing a phone charge cable this morning, I had to scold him."
"How do I use this weapon? Oh, there you go! You aim and fire."
dotes on his cat and treats it like a baby, constantly worrying over it
is told that a fan of his passed away; makes it all about himself
"I talk upwards to 8 hours a day. I'm on par with a radio host."
is mad that his wife doesn't watch his playthroughs but rather a bigger YouTuber
states that mocking his snorting and throat clearing is akin to mocking a short kid
claims to be a fan of Pokemon but has no idea what Bidoof looks like
"My content is geared towards adults."
lied about not being able to afford some games to mooch more tips and donations
states that only fat people go to the gym and he is almost skinny
is told that his wife goes to the gym; he quickly changes the subject
doesn't know the male and female gender symbols
doesn't know what elemental type Pikachu is
"I never had any crazy, rowdy or out of control fans." - KGhaleon, BSV, Sidella, King Tut...
when a whale donates $20 to Phil to give the money to a poor fan, Phil just kept the money
states that he is a celebrity and people come up to him wanting autographs all the time
hasn't had a hobby outside of gaming and watching WWE in 11 years
doesn't understand how an ice type is weak to a rock type
ranted about cosplayers on his old website; does cosplay for special streams
can't work out that a grass gym leader would send out grass type Pokemon
believes you need to name Eevee something specific for it to evolve into anything
thinks that because Boogie2988 retweeted him once or twice that Boogie must be a fan of him
is amazed that a move called "bug bite" is a bug type move
has one slow day of low donations and assumes that his streaming days are numbered
states that game devs are hacks who don't deserve to be paid and should be unemployed
is a big fan of SFII and yet doesn't realise a Pokemon dressed as Ryu is a fighting type
"I fart a ton while streaming."
"Anyone with neon colored hair is a childrens entertainer."
"I have resting bitch face. I look pissed when I'm really not! I'm just concentrating, okay?"
"I've friend zoned a girl before." - yeah, her name was Leanna
doesn't know how to make mashed potatoes and yet wants to run a restaurant
rejected a fan-made remix as there not enough of him in it.
claims companies won't hire him as he isn't a shill and speaks nothing but the truth
"I don't even know what's considered fast food."
"Why are you reading subtitles? Don't you understand spoken dialogue???"
detests Cyberpunk 2077 for interactive sex scenes - loves heavy Rain and South Park TSoT
listens to his chatroom for game recommendations than reviews e.g. Splatoon 2
made a lame comeback to someone calling him a clown and lies that the chat loved his 'ownage'
claims that his fear of his cat getting hurt by a squirrel means trolls don't have pets
"I love video games. I have a passion for it. I'm a life long gamer." PFFFT
claims that his YT channel is just archives and yet is pissed when he gets copyright claims
constantly harps that he has no money, is pissed off when people question his finances
can't answer questions with absolutes, like what his favourite game or food is
charged his fans $2000 for the cat reveal, won't show the cat anymore as it is 'personal'
correlates donations with audience liking a game, even if it is a whale donating big
"I'd get bored of gaming if I played games off of streams."
states that the first thing he would do when his parents pass away is to sell their house
claims there's only a tiny difference between gaming in 4K and his current bitrate
claims that Disney princesses are "whiny, entitled, fucked up characters"
refuses game donations if he doesn't want to play the game
refers to his fans and viewers as 'clientele'
got a speeding ticket for going over the speed limit in a school zone, blames glitchy camera
went to McDonalds and hated it; why go?
states he has a busy life that includes being super busy with his cat
thinks that just having a cat constitutes as having a family
banned a longtime fan who pointed out that Phil talks about detractors too much
is pleased that YouTube updated its ToS that screws over content creators and detractors
claims to have never bullied or shit-talked anyone; PewDiePie, Ninja, Machinima, etc
insists that his wife is a good cook but she always seems to ruin dinner by undercooking it
reckons that he can be a better journalist than other journalists due to having experience
thinks he can write better reviews than them, despite giving odd scores to reviewed games
reckons that playing games takes a lot of skill but can't do easy reaction videos
"I'm much happier now than I ever was with my ex."
"I only rage, shit on devs or blame things maybe 1/30th of the time."
lives in a gated community, still got new alarms installed
tells his fans to report any 'detractor' YouTube channels
claims that telling his fans to report 'detractor' YT channels means he's not involved
refuses to explorer and experiment in games, uses streamchat for the solutions
"Super Mario Kart is too stressful for me to play."
ragequit Pokemon Sword due to a Magikarp being in his raid (and healing before entering it)
"My chat is one of the most lenient chats on Twitch."
claims his Twitch chat isn't moderated 'that' much... it ain't called a Nazi chat for nothing
claimed to know all the secrets of FF6, still had to get help from the chat
claims that if you think that 'never' means 'never forever', you have the mindset of a child
blames his age (37 at the time) for his resting bitch face
is proud he can lift an entire gallon of milk
claims no human can lift a keg of beer
doesn't notice a shiny Pokemon, chat has to yell at him that its shiny
thinks that he can suddenly develop cancer and die because he doesn't see a doctor
claims that his baldspot is caused by wearing headphones
blames his fans for making him wear headphones
insists that him wearing hats as a kid caused his bald spot decades later
calls screenshots "framegrabs"
used to pour grease and oil down the toilet; now he pours it down the sink/food disposal
claims he was the bullied one in school (clashes with his 'macho' image from back then)
ate his earwax on stream
rocks back and forth when the camera isn't on, covers up his camera feed to hide it
thinks that people who bring up his bald spots are "ugly motherfuckers"
"I could survive a day in prison."
his most likely reason for going to prison would be for "beating the shit out of someone"
states that is mentally 25 because he is all about video games and pop culture
believes that Christmas movies have to be positive and wholesome and not like Bad Santa
"I'd be good at hosting an award show. I'm very good at improv."
claims to be very into Catholicism and the Pope; doesn't remember the Pope's name
vows to shut down the stream if people in the chat keep talking about irrelevant things
"I'd never ban someone for saying my stream is boring."
thinks that him only talking to people online and not IRL won't weaken his social skills
"I'm married and have a family now. I'm too old to learn new fighting games competitively."
"Nintendo is lazy as fuck in 2019 and puts no effort into anything they fucking do."
can't get Doom II to work on his modern PC
blames Doom II as his lemon of a PC can play Myst (the original)
claims that buying a new iPhone will be a tax write off, even though he's a console gamer
the reward for hitting a $2000 donation milestone: a dab
thinks that eating a can of soup prevents him from getting fully drunk
"I love my job cuz so many people say I'm their friend and an inspiration to them."
believes if you adopt a pet but then return it, you've traumatised it for life
states that he could return his cat one day but it won't be traumatised for some reason
doesn't want to have kids, wants his tubes tied, is mad when told that's for women
compares having gout to only having one arm
claims you can't be a successful YouTuber/streamer without a webcam
claims that it's alright for him to mention money problems but not his chat
so paranoid he refuses to take a picture of his Christmas tree out of fear of trolls
"DBZ Kakarot is an RPG based off the plot of DBZ."
called Radditz the original Vegeta
"I didn't learn any lessons this year. I forgot more than I learned."
says "I've shared my life more than any other person on the planet" like it's a good thing
claims that taking the week off to get married was a big financial hit
"Nobody's forgotten me in 11 years. I'm still pertinent."
thinks that his KOGaming channel proves he can do edited content, still doesn't do it
states he would have committed suicided in 2017 or 2018 had he not met Kat
insists that his backpack being too heavy was a cause for his bad back
states that he would still be streaming during WWIII. What a war hero
claims that going to a cheap sushi restaurant is fine... sushi isn't cheap, Phil
"I think flying type is strong against electric type."
claims his wife could be doxed if she went onto the Drunken Peasants podcast
banned a viewer but not a troll because the viewer harrassed the troll first
claims he can not only win defamation lawsuits but that he can get thousands in damages
as expected, games that made the most disappointing game of 2019 list were games he praised
somehow put Death Stranding on both his GOTY list and most disappointing game of 2019 list
his #1 most disappointing game of 2019 was KHIII, but he's always hated the series
his 2019 GOTY pick was Resident Evil 2, a game he hated playing
claims he's one of the few people that remembered that Resident Evil 2 existed
"I'm the happiest I've ever been." pffft
pretty much admitted that he has the chat hold his hand due to having no skill or caring
"stupid people must be made fun of" but don't do that to him or that's bullying
never learned how to ride a bike because it's "not useful" to him
states that he isn't getting bald patches but grey/white hairs (that look flesh coloured)
"Sexual content every 10 seconds turns me off."
speaks for everyone when bitching at games like a grouchy old man
tells a fan who got bullied at school to get the bullies arrested or deported
lies about how he is not playing WWE Supercard anymore
allegedly told the board of directors of his gated community about his detractors
claims spaghetti is a pain to eat and thus is a side dish for him
claims that any troll tips are for him to keep because he deserves it
just realised that his phone has a calendar and has no need for a real wall calendar
hates games that promote exercising
claims that kids don't donate to him
claims detractors will always hate him, even if he sacrificed his life saving children
"The general public sees me in a positive light." pffft
thinks that foreclosure of the CT condo does not mean he'll be getting sued
thinks that he'll keep his house after being sued for $50k on his CT condo foreclosure
claims he doesn't have Discord, showed his desktop and lo and behold he has Discord
"I'd win in a fight against Goku cuz I'm real and he's not."
believes that declaring bankruptcy will solve all his fiancial problems
refuses to answer if he ever had a crush on a cartoon woman as a kid (insecure)
thinks that doing challenge content is just attention whoring scams
believes that since his cat is male he can't possibly have children
lost two hours of progress in Pokemon because he turned off autosave and didn't save the game
blames his dwindling YT presence entirely on trolls
thinks that Chapter 7 bankruptcy means the debt collectors won't claim what his gf owns
thinks that bankruptcy will clear his debt
loves Transformers yet doesn't know what mecha is
"The graphics of FF7 aren't good, yet people kiss it's ass. The characters look like shit!"
"My mom, my... my wife is making baked chicken right now."
"I did 7 straight days of streaming without a break, dood!" woop de doo
proclaims to be a huge Dragon Ball Z fan and yet proves to know diddly-shit about it
"Zarbon is a shapeshifter."
thinks that at one point they made a fake dragon ball during the Namek saga
called the gravity chamber on Goku's shapeship the hyperbolic time chamber
when told to catch fish, his first instinct is to swim in the water instead of fishing
claims he never had a spending addiction; had a gaming statue collection in his CT condo
didn't buy rice for the Asian stir fry, too lazy to buy it, ruined Kat's night
states that he doesn't have a cult-like fanbase
if there is an anti-DSP sign at a WWE show, he assumes that the troll went just to show it
compared the death of Kobe Bryant to his progress in KOTOR not saving
assumes that blockbuster movies are shown in theatres for one day only
"If I dispute a troll trying to get a Paypal refund, I ALWAYS WIN!"
states that he has no time to watch WWE, rages when told of spoilers
plays the old Doom games to hype Doom Eternal instead of playing Doom (2016)
claims he is pretending to be bad at games on purpose but believes that TIHYDP ruined him
believes that disabling comments killed TIHYDPs (nope)
admits that he reads guides written by fans, and that he doesn't fully read them
claimed nobody knew what Ponzi schemes were until the early 2000s
claimed that one of the earliest Ponzi schemes involved Street Fighter
"DK64 was 5 years outdated the day it came out."
believes he is $600,000 or so in debt (finance major here btw)
his first goal in life include being "a good father to my cat."
owns 14 credit cards, around $132k debt to them
around $500k in debt and yet we're supposedly jealous of him
has had his Toyota for three years, has only paid $1k of its $15k lease
lied about having zero electronics that aren't used for business use (ex: Kat's PS4 and PC)
said he didn't have a pet on his tax forms but did list pet expenses
"I DIDN'T LIE TO YOU GUYS ABOUT ANYTHING!"
claimed to have been sick and dying, was playing WWE Supercard on his sick day
“I was unconscious on Saturday. NO LIE!" nope, he was playing WWE Supercard
claims the bankruptcy forms are just drafts (which legally they aren't)
"Accounting isn't black and white." pfffft
claims he never commited perjury, even though lying on his bankruptcy form IS perjury
"You could literally put everything false on it and there would be no ramifications"
claimed to have talked to his bankruptcy lawyer... on Superbowl Sunday
claims that no bankruptcy lawyer has ever gone to jail for putting false info on a form
blames trolls back in 2015 for his dire financial state today
"If you call me a liar, you're so fucking pathetic!"
claims how his 'company' is successful but he personally is going bankrupt
couldn't pay his bankruptcy filing fee; goes deeper in debt trying to pay off his debt
claims he can't do a 24 hour stream as he'll need to take the next two days off
fakes having a cold for sympathybux donations
thinks that by saying "it's a slow night" will increase donations to balance it all out
poured water on his cat because he didn't want to lift him off his couch
keeps changing the value of the coffee maker to downplay its price ($500 to $150)
refuses to play indie games despite being a variety streamer and can't afford AAA games
"I could take a cut of detractor money if I wanted to. It's defamation. I'd immediately win."
too lazy or afraid to reach out to old friends; expects them to reach out to HIM
believes that birthday/Xmas gift money should be used on fun things and not bills
admitted he told the IRS that he is doing a fundraiser for his payments
thinks brain tumors are very rare, compares it a time rift opening and dinosaurs killing him
thinks scrubbing out two toilets and the cat's water dish is basically cleaning the house
asks fans to donate so he can see the animations rather than using the animation test button
mixed up RPG FPS survival with battle royale, thinks it's all the same
demanded originality from game devs, plays the latest CoD without fail
"I never go out of my way to insult someone." PDP, Ninja, game devs, etc...
"I was the test case for cancel culture."
believed Bloodborn 2 will be multiplatform, even though Sony owns the IP
always creates himself when designing his ingame appearance in games
"I'm going to make my character look really evil this time!" - creates his exact own face
states he can't play motion control games due to space, though his CT condo was more cramped
blames his throat and lungs on his mother smoking and not being fat. Nothing is his fault!
"I'm Italian! All Italians talk with their hands like me, dood!"
claims he's too busy with family life... a wife he barely sees and a cat that hates him
claims that money is tight; has a haircut every week
loves retro games and yet complains about most retro games aging badly or being outdated
"Fun first. Being legit first. MONEY SECOND! That's my streams, dood!"
"I'm a man of the people!" meanwhile fixes polls to avoid playing games he hates
"Crushes, in essence, crushes are incredibly immature"
can't/won't praise someone getting engaged in he doesn't know them
claims to be the crusader for the common gamer; sheepishly abides by streaming restrictions
in his eyes for a game to be retro it has to be good and not outdated
"I'm still relevant after 11 years."
claims a tax account will charge a $1k+ to file taxes if you're self-employed
"People that work at H&R Block are just people who aren't good enough to be accountants."
"I don't have outbursts of anger anymore unless a game pisses me off."
"There's nothing scary about bankruptcy at all."
"Gone Home started the walking simulator genre."
"I'm only an asshole to people who are assholes to me first."
"I may be paying for my bad choices financially now, but my life is great!"
hates jokes about wives having boyfriends; struck a nerve, Phil?
"DK64 is leaps and bounds worse than Sonic 06."
"I'm one of the few people on the planet who gets to do what he loves for a living."
doesn't want to play games released a year ago; plays retro games all the time
bitches about retro games being outdated; hosts a retro stream
expects donation competitions, confused when people can't afford to chip in
gets tired from sitting down
runs polls where all the options make him look like the victim
treats a hand-held stream like it's different from a usual normal stream
has many streaming subscriptions yet tells his fans he doesn't have much time to watch
cancels his Netflix subscription, acts like's good at saving money
claims he's cut a lot of luxuries: still subscribed to half a dozen streaming services
"I don't want Jasper to be part of my internet life" yet hid him behind a $2k paywall
claims to still love games but all games suck now according to him
afraid of taking photos and videos of his cat because trolls may harrass the cat
tends to bitch about innocent questions asked by fans than simply answering the questions
"You're an immature idiot if you look at a character's rear end in games."
stated he is doing absolutely nothing to prepare for the coronavirus
says unhealthy people are "the weak" and death by coronavirus is to "pay the ultimate price"
rarely refers to Kat by her name, always calls her "my wife"
whines about his wife ordering expensive meals for dinner; still buys inedible WWE cards
is almost proud that he is a hermit since he'll probably never be exposed to the coronavirus
would rather have the chat hand-hold him than to immerse himself into an RPG
bitches about no demos for big games nowadays; refuses to play the FFVII remake demo
won't play the FFVII remake demo to avoid spoilers; he already played the original
can stream at 60fps but "I heard the visuals are good, so I'm only streaming at 30fps"
so insecure of his marriage he covers his eyes whenever sizable tits and ass appears in games
thinks games should have ingame stores for DLC
banned a fan for wishing him well in court and saying a supposed detractor meme
thinks DLC for $3 should be free; has no problem buying $60 games and WWE SuperCard cards
stops gameplay to do lean-in manual bans on chatroom detractors
misgenders androgynous/crossdressing characters, even if they state their pronounds 20+ times
"This is not a kids friendly channel. It never was!"
did not show up to his creditors meeting (not a good look for him)
thinks he can avoid IRL detractors by rescheduling the meetings (it's all public info though)
equates dating in video games to legit cheating on your partner
would be pissed off if Kat did dating in video games, which she would cause he's a simp
called people idiots for buying all the bottled water at Costco, leaving him with none
refused to go onto a podcast because he assumed the request was immediate and not later on
won't play Code Vein as it is a Souls clone; will play Noih 2 as fans want a Souls clone
thinks that kids can't get credit cards (forgot about pre-paid cards)
claims to know nothing about the false copyright strikes made in his name (probably true)
doesn't care if detractors' accounts get banned due to false DMCA strikes
thinks that retweeting a deleted tweet means it is trickey and false
thinks its weird that E3 might not happen due to coronavirus
calls businesses that host venues stupid for cancelling plans due to coronavirus
wants the coronavirus to spread so immunity will build (never mind all the deaths)
such a defeatist that he wants the coronavirus to run its course rather than fight back
glad that begging and hand-holding is easy. "I laugh like a snake now cuz it's easier to do."
is willing to spend $100+ on his cat; money he doesn't have on a cat not listed on tax forms
exclusively buys expensive soap; business degree and good at budgeting!
tells people to drink tap water and not bottled water; only drinks bottled water
downplayed the coronavirus and didn't stock up, bitches about no toilet paper in stock
$500k in debt and going bankrupt but gets his groceries delivered
thought that the Fed dropping the interest rate to 0% was to encourage consumer spending
did not stock up on food in advance, especially cat food
calls people who did stock up on food in advance "panic idiots"
calls people who hoard toilet paper assholes; purchased enough to last him 3-4 months
"The worst part about human existence is drama and gossip."
"I gotta worry about people bullying in stores right now cuz of panic."
his special vest reserved for donation goals met is... a vest he purchased 11 years ago
uses the vest as a donation incentive via 'vest streaks'
the $100 tip goal is for him to reveal the brand of the vest
doubled the donation goal to put a cowboy hat for the stream (no one fell for it)
refuses to put on the cowboy hat during his FFVII remake playthrough even after getting $200
for all his bitching about Dr. Disrespect, wearing his vest makes him look like Dr. Disrespect
names an NPC after his wife Kat in Animal Crossing so he can mail letters to her ingame
bashes a fantasy game of magic and demons for being unrealistic
most common strategies to fighting bosses: mash attacks and/or spam OP magic/moves
expects most, if not all, bosses to stagger when hit
claimed that ALL face masks don't prevent catching illnesses, just you spreading them
plays all games seriously, including chill games Animal Crossing
said that Kat is doing all the grinding in Animal Crossing, eliminating all the fun
thinks cats exclusively need seafood and not other kinds of meat
thinks cats and other pets like cheese; most mammals are lactose intolerant
upset that Doom Eternal is a frantic arena shooter and not a cover shooter a la Mass Effect
always sticks to default difficulty and aim sensitivity because he is a 'normal gamer'
assumes that the middle difficulty is always what the devs intend you to play
ranted at Valve for making a new Half Life for VR, which he can't play
lied to his creditors about his income; he didn't include tips into the Twitch income
claims to never make 'on demand' videos but will make a product review video for shillbux
probably committed perjury to his creditors by lying about working on filing his taxes
claimed that his Switch was business related but later said it wasn't (more perjury?)
has no remorse that he racked up tons of debt (still thinking he won't have to pay it)
thinks he can't go to prison for abusing bankruptcy laws to avoid paying all his debt
claims that if a stream is boring, it must the game, not him
"Guitarist is short for guitar musician."
doesn't care about worried people during lockdown; sees them as potential donators/tippers
can't tell when ingame cutscenes end, leading him to just stand there and die
hates puzzle bosses, can never figure out how to beat them without chat handholding
doesn't get the hint when there is a new weapon before a boss area, doesn't use it
is baffled that a game set on the hardest difficulty level increases the bosses' hitpoints
told his trustee that he no longer watches WWE Network; still does (it's business related!)
banned a fan for spoiling Wrestlemania. Only unbanned when he threatened to never tip again
$500k in debt and still planning wedding anniversary dinners
such an baby that he can't handle a business being inefficient due to a virus pandemic
"it's a pandemic and they have a skeleton crew. Well, FUCK OFF THEN! DON'T GIVE ME AN ISSUE!"
thinks you should be able to pull drivers out of their vehicles ingame like a Halo game
the $200 donation goal: he'll put on aviator sunglasses (and have even worse vision)
claimed he waited years to play the FFVII remake, even though he called FFVII overrated trash
says that if you use pre-order DLC then you are a cheater; uses pre-order weapons/summons
claimed that giving the bank permission to foreclose on his CT condo is a one-up on trolls
bans a serial donator/tipper even though he wins around half of the chargeback disputes
likes half-naked mens wrestling but not the crossdressing part of FFVII
complains of having precious lttle free time, but does find time to take multiple naps a day
so paranoid that he interprets popular phrases from Game of Thrones as threats to him
"If you think you have Corona, don't go to a doctor to check." not like he was going out...
"Not a single human was satisfied with Kingdom Hearts 3. No fanboys were pleased."
thinks the hardest part of being a streamer is the IRL harrassment and abuse
"People were blown away by the sex jokes and immature humor I used to do."
"I'd be popular and making more money if it weren't for the trolls."
hypes up parts of a game he's not even up to yet
"Cloud has no fucking opinion. He's just cardboard."
thinks crossdressing is edgy and is a totally 90s thing
thinks edgy parts of games are put in just to get people talking about the game
boasts of his wife mastering the pasta sauce recipe... pouring a cup of sugar into the sauce
when banned from a WWE Candy Crush group, he joined their rival faction and moped
"Booksmarts came naturally to me. I can learn and apply stuff easily."
"I pick things up pretty quickly." Pffft
thinks citing from his legal documents is "misinformation" (well he did lie on them)
tells people who doubt him being in pain for 2 days to jump off a bridge (advocating suicide)
says he's been advised not to talk about his personal life; talks about his ear infection
yells about people prying into his personal life; he talks about his personal life constantly
is proud that "I get to see her bra and panties whenever I want" in relation to Kat
the reward for reaching $5k more than his donation goal is a crappy 'celebration' video
compared phsycial violence to an animal to deleting a file on a computer
critiques others' parenting skills depite not being a parent and thus experienced
claimed he experiences x10 the stress of a restaurant owner
whines that he has no time with his 'family'; is his own boss and sets his own schedule
"I'm not some kind of an idiot."
states it is easier to do live reactions than to make edited videos
thinks that reactionary commentary is hard; most of the time it is dead air
plans to sue Twitter if they ban his account
talks shit about RekietaMedia and then asks him for legal advice
stops playing to answer fans' questions, then bitches at his fans yelling at him not playing
injects himself into the Keemstar vs H3H3 drama, claims he dodged a bullet by avoiding it
claims not to be a part of drama and yet stirs up drama all the time
says Keem is not a good guy for running a show called Drama Alert. Okay, Mr. King of Hate
says he won't add troll tips to the donation goal; does so anyway
likely won't shit on Animal Crossing because Kat likes it and he simps out for her
the $10k donation goal special event is wearing his vest and 'guest appearance' of his cat
acknowledges the single-digit $ troll cheers more often than the big $$ fan/whale cheers
invests none of his earnings into his streaming; his laptop and gear is from the mid-2010s
brought back DSP Tries It but exaggerated his reaction to convey that he's 'changed'
blames WWE mobile games for ruining his li fe in 2017; his own fault and not the trolls
compared a Fire Emblem game to Harry Potter
"Tifa was just thrown into FF7 for sexual appeal."
contradicts the above statement by also pointing out she also has fighting appeal
didn't care about the riots and looters until they targeted stores he shops at
told his wife to quit her job if she sees looters walking into her store
lives in a safe gated community; acts as if he is as vunerable as in living in a ghetto
wants the mayor of Seattle to enforce an 8pm curfew, thinking it will stop the riots
felt it appropriate to play a game about being an undercover cop during this anti-cop tension
"Nobody got offended by the stuff I used to say."
"I used to do racial comedy in my videos. I NO LONGER DO THAT! For the most part..."
"I'm older and wiser now. Thousands of people hear what I say on a daily basis!"
refuses to delete a rape joke song because it reminds him of the wrongs of his past
"My eyes have been opened. I'm no longer racist or sexist!"
says that 2020 is an insane year... for everyone but him since he's a shut-in recluse
rips on all tips + donations under the impression they are trolls who will chargeback him
ignores a majority of advice in the chatroom unless it is in tip $$ form
"The Ratchet & Clank remake was a failure."
categorizes every platform game as 'for kids'
will claim that his chatroom hates a particular game to avoid playing it
has lied about his numerous sexual escapades in college, some while still in college
one of these sex stories is hitting on a girl who had a bf... and Phil didn't even bang her
also made up a story about hanging out with stoner friends, which involved bodily expulsions
covers his eyes during the lesbian kiss scene in TLOUII and seemed quite homophobic about it
didn't buy a new vest for the donation goal despite stores opening again
whinged that he couldn't find the exact same vest to buy, even though his fans are sick of it
the fans reach the vest donation goal just in time... but Phil didn't put the vest on
blames his fans for not donating for the vest sooner
reads a fan's email, gets teary eyed... and then talks about his 'hard' life
worse yet, the fan's email was about how hard HIS life is; Phil made the moment about himself
begs absentee mods to ban a troll in chat, finally goes to do it himself, can't find him
lies about not being able to tell fans tips apart from donation tips to milk for more tips
outlasted EVO. His response? To make fun of the fact it was rife with sexual abuse
shits on the fighting game community for having pedos; meanwhile he groomed underaged Leanna
says he knew about the groomers... then says he didn't know about the groomers
did nothing with the alleged knowledge of sexual harassment in the fighting game community
"I'm fine with being called a cockroach if it means I'm the ultimate survivor. Fuck it!"
refuses to go into overtime even when he's getting tips and donations left right and center
"How many times have I washed the vest? Uhh, I'm not counting... Several times I'm sure..."
acts like 2019 was ages ago so he can dismiss complaints made about him then
got a haircut... but he barely looks any different. Money well spent!
thinks he owned the 'haters' by plugging his vest off-recording; trolls recorded the clip
thinks KiwiFarms is nothing but ineffective losers; still notified the police about them
thought he was important enough to be hacked during the 2020 Twitter account hacks
likely colludes with his paypig whales to arrange tips to hit donation goals
"I don't cause drama, I don't get into feuds, I've changed as a person."
gave a death threat to the troll who sent a DMCA claim on his Twitch account, getting it banned
threatened the troll on stream and wondered why Twitch won't help. Good use of business degree!
"I'm the target of every kind of bullshit on the planet!"
finds it weird that bigger streamers didn't get DMCA'd, thinking they are more hated than him
threatens to leave Twitch... gets temp-suspended thrice but still doesn't leave Twitch
thinks he is important at Twitch for streaming for three of the seven years he's been there
"My mod made those badges. I OWN THEM! THEY'RE MY PROPERTY!"
has people in WingsofRedemption's chat is see if any of those people are mocking him
whines about SJWs but has also whined about being sick of seeing white protagonists in games
compared having a parent with cancer to not having enough free time for gaming
celebrates hitting a donations milestone... by slyly asking for more donations
is disheartened that the only difference between regular and spicy chicken is the spiciness
ate a chicken sandwich on stream, then took a break to go eat (oink oink)
rants that he is not a vest wearer... while constantly begging to uphold the vest streak
is allegedly staging fake tips to save the vest streak
gets temp-banned from Twitch a THIRD time... sticks around like a battered wife
supported Twitch because they banned Tevin; Phil got temp-banned three times and Tevin is back
believes one of his strengths is consistency; yeah, consistently awful
admitted he browses Kiwi Farms again (after years of insisting he didn't)
begged Rekeita to do an interview on the DSPGaming channel so he can pocket the tips
held a poll but ignored the winning vote as he wants to be a more variety streamer
not being given special treatment on Twitch has made Twitch "lost some quality" in his eyes
claims not to care about the vest streak; reminds everyone he doesn't care every night
has a trend of waiting a long time to play a game only to very quickly give up on it
can seemingly control his burps and snorts at will; does it just to be an asshole
doesn't want the police defunded because trolls will troll him without repurcussions
walks off camera during streaming for a 'water break', gets several large tips... hmm...
started a new playthrough of Nier... because he's too lazy to transfer the save file over
uses the vest streak to disprove troll 'lies', even though chargebacks and fans hating the vest
wants to wax nostalgia on stream and charge fans for it
states he is not grumpy in a grumpy impatient tone
broke up with Leanna in April but shilled her soap products and took donations through May
thought the word 'king' was a detractor meme; was wearing a 'King of Retro' shirt at the time
rants about long donation messages; he wants your money, not your words!
admits he hadn't had sex in ages at one point
"I don't care about my wife."
thinks he has yet to reach his peak
twists the trolls' theories to the extreme to discount them as conspiracy theories
thinks the brown bits in his tap water are 'creatures'... it's feces
believes that if he got the Wolverine figurine he would have been accepted into Yale
is still salty about the Ninja and Drake event, thinks no one cares about them anymore
believes people only know Drake from memes and the Fortnite 'non-event'
refuses to add donators to the leaderboard if they have troll names (keeps the money though)
"Maybe I'm just an old fart. I am."
hates Kanye West for being an attention-seeking buffoon... okay, Mr. Fapgate
refuses to eat a salad for DSP Tries It as it "undermines the premise of the show"
the actual reason he doesn't eat salads is because his body can't properly digest them
thinks all third-party Switch games suck
is disturbed by the Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard trial... some parallels there, Phil?
believes he has the right to insult his viewers while streaming; Twitch ToS says otherwise
a donator calls out his racism; Phil calls him a troll and bans him
finds is very weird why people hate him for his racist jokes and swollen ego
thinks all the 'good things' he's been doing will outweight all the karma he's accumulated
lied about setting ads on videos, believes YouTube is 100% in control of it
defended Mr. Wizard, EVO co-founder and pedophile, on Twitter
believes that he's so tame and mild that KiwiFarms go out of their way to mock him
lied about making fun of Ninja and Dr. Disrespect's looks
called Ninja a "cartoon character" as he wears a cowboy hat and a very shiny silver vest
admits he missed Tevin
refuses to promote streams and then wonders why no one shows up for the streams
states he is not a cult leader; meanwhile he uses brain washing techniques to rope in donators
states he isn't the type of person to be constantly distracted by his phone or the stream chat
a fan keeps wanting to join Phil's SF2 lobby; Phil believes it is a troll and hates him
Jasper got on DSP's lap, accidentally scratched him, so DSP picked up and dropped the cat
lectures the audience not to throw or drop any cat (like he just did?)
refused to watch the Down the Rabbit Hole video about him because Knudsen didn't consult him
states that his sleepy eyes are due to the air conditioning and not being bored of the game
complains that his cat is doing cat things, like meowing or climbing on him
gets triggered by comments of too much sugar in his pasta sauce, defends his 'heritage'
takes in over $12,000 but still begs fans to buy him a PS5
thinks that people calculating his debt vs his earnings are detractors with ill intent
believes that a 10/10 review means a 100% perfect game, no ifs ands or buts
is still envious that people get copies of games early to review them
talks about asses and feces and farts but bans people for offensive usernames/messages
says his trolls aren't malicious, but didn't they SWAT you? Haven't they 'ruined' your life?
wonders why he can be brigaded but not bigger streamers; doesn't connect that he's a lolcow
fell for a fake Twitch counter-DMCA link, leaking his IP address leading him to getting DDoS'd
taunted the DDoSer, which got him DDoS'd harder
banned some stream chat regulars for 'trolling' WingsofRedemption's stream chat
called a GoFundMe for cancer patients a "first world problem"
counts the fries when he orders fast food
asks his fans how to improve his streams... then calls them "demanding", "Self-entitled", etc
didn't own a red vest but hyped it up as a donation streak goal for that money $$
has never heard of the phrase "bog standard", thinks it's an original troll detractor meme
refused a $950 series of donations from a suspicious person... still wants the money legit
"I would never demand a contribution. Remember, contributions are mandatory."
only eats twice a day: a big dinner and a sandwich when his wife gets home from work at night
still stays up in the early hours drinking gin; so much for marriage fixing him
fought tooth and nail to keep a $50 fake tips; still lost, was salty
lectures that children think he's got expendable money; meanwhilw spent $40k on mobile games
claims to not care if the streak vest ends; whines that he doesn't want it to end and e-begs
joked that his vests are a 'tools of his trade', yet he uses them as tools to get more money
made a coat rack for his vests using double sided tape
banned the name Philippos from his chat because it means 'fond of horses'
believes that his detractors seriously thought he had an offshore bank account
downplays the seriousness of COVID-19 but calls troll speculation 'conspiracy theories'
dismisses any and all 'troll conspiracy theories' but addresses them all the time because drama
lied about not issuing any takedowns to Machinima
is a mature adult but blames everyone but himself for being a laughing stock lolcow
thinks his detractors are mostly scumbags but doesn't think he has toxic fans
"Chicken tugger? What does that even mean? What would you tug on a chicken?"
knows detractor meme references because he browses Kiwifarms more than he admits to
is weirded out by dating young girls in games; befriended an underaged PandaLee in real life
complains about content creators reacting to things; his gaming style itself is reactionary
thinks streaming gaming is basically a 9-to-5 job and losing all friends is a part of the job
believes that if people stop talking about a 'conspiracy theory' it falls apart and is false
"I'm the master of my own destiny" and yet e-begs for donations and is dependent on whales
is not willing to appeal to donator's requests for series e.g. Cooking With the King
lies about not caring about stream attendance (even though he brings it up when its low)
then says first-party Nintendo games don't bring much attendance to his streams
admits that the vest streak was broken on day 63; refuses to reset the streak counter
states that the vest is a symbol of success (of scamming the gullible, maybe)
too lazy to get up off the couch to get the food delivery from his front gate
thinks adding people as friends on PSN allows trolls to see the friends of his friends
so paranoid he wouldn't push a stranger on a swing in case they get injured and sue him
blows bubbles on stream; is a mature adult and not a childrens entertainer, dood!
gets called the nickname 'Bubble Man' and has no idea why
his salty Italian sauce costs $50+ if buying every ingredient fresh (makes 6 meals); gouty!
projecs hard when he says dark scenes in games will mess up kids (when they just mess HIM up)
incentivises donations and tips to choose the vest; disregards the poll and wears what he wants
is too lazy to edit 'KOGaming' out of his videos descriptions
goes through more headphones than the standard streamer; must be the pigroach sweat
complains about physical money even though all his income comes through digital currencies
rants about Ninja and Dr. Disrespect needing gimmicks... okay Mr. Vest and Bubbles
hates the big streamers for being 'cartoon characters' then says he's always loved cartoons
thinks these cartoonish streamers act the same way off-stream as on-stream
"They literally turn on a stream, play a game, receive a paycheck, and turn the stream off."
gets all salty jealous when reminded that PewDiePie got a $10k donation
lied about not e-begging back in his 'glory days' (around 2010)
qualified in a round of Fall Guys but accidentally ragequit
states he has been the victim of racism; offers zero evidence, not even anecdotal evidence
lied about not being able to see the IP address of tippers; says Twitch gives him them
doesn't clean his headphones, leading to ear infections
when asked if he had a stroke he got very defensive, suggesting some possible truth to it
his couch can't support his weight; blames the couch and not his weight
praised and defended the notorious Cuties movie
"Cuties is like Footloose with a modern twist."
admits Kat makes him takes his wedding ring off when she and him are out and about
thinks he invented cancel culture
doesn't mind if a whale talks shit about him so long as the whale pays up
allegedly gets a small tip from a whale to schedule a big donation to save the vest streak
claimed to love the King of Fighters series, despite continuously skipping the games
"I've already played Street Fighter V tons of times with zero rage." pffft
made a Chadwick Boseman moment of respect into a rant about his trolls being evil
made a $2000 donation total stream a special one; won't pay $60 for a game the fans want
says the vest streak is "organic" and yet goes into overtime some nights for whales to save it
thinks Atlus USA and Atlus Japan both make games independent of each other
compared horrific animal abuse videos on YouTube to him receiving low views on YouTube
claimed another ear infection to take a day off for Kat's birthday
played WWE Championship during this time off
if he cannot beat a stage on the first try, it is "bad game design"
asks fans to recommend games for the Rage-a-thon; dismisses games that has made him rage
says Street Fighter V does not make him rage at all (pffft)
called his fans stupid for voting for a Rage-a-thon and not an indie marathon
googled eardrum surgery and used the first figure given ($18,000) without consulting a doctor
vest streak ended... but went into overtime for the whales to save the streak (it did)
doesn't want to dance like a puppet for the whales; still wears the vests and blows bubbles
says H.P. Lovecraft was an anti-social racist shut-in; et tu, Phil?
his earphones are disintegrating due to acidic sweat, ear bacteria, and grease
admits his greasy hair and rancid ears melted the cupping of his earphones
blames the earphones for poor quality and downplays his unhygenic ears
has a 15 second donation animation for a $100 tip and heavily hints at wanting to see it
didn't give the name of the person who made the animation, just called them "a fan"
he couldn't play games with a 'perforated eardrum', so he played WWE Champions until 3am
usually gets chargebacked but due to his ear infection he thinks it is now a personal attack
the vest streak ended and he whined on twitter but says only trolls cared about the streak
blames being sick for the vest streak ending while also blaming his fans for withholding tips
his first instinct upon the vest streak ending is to either restart it or continue it from 276
blames his dusty office for ear infections, will clean it; no word on cleaning himself more
made a big deal of cleaning his office, suggesting he/Kat doesn't clean it regularly
hadn't cleaned his carpet in six years
his loveseat damaged his wall; he blamed the loveseat and not himself putting it there
spins in his decade-old chair to celebrate big donations (revealing his bald spot)
did a 180 on Cuties and is now condemning it after having defended it
claims nobody knew what Cuties was until it came out on Netflix; it won awards for nothing!
called Tony Hawks Pro Skater a puzzle game because he actually has to find stuff
his rememberence to 9/11 in the year 2020: less than two minutes given in his pre-stream
heard a neighbour's fire alarm going off, knows they're not home; complains and ignores it
thinks his trolls are the lowest form of life
rants about people holding a baby gender reveal party; his only family is Kat and his cat
admits that as a streamer he charges for chair-spinning and the glasses because its his 'job'
says the only dirty thing about his gaming room is the dust; doesn't mention the semen stains
insists that him playing WWE Champions is a dead meme; had recently played prior to saying it
didn't know what a rainy day fund was
admitted that the whale HankDumas has been secretly donating behind the scenes
emptied two retirement accounts to keep his 'business' going
ranted about trolls saying 'nasty things' about Kat in the chat (a.k.a. her past)
insinuates that the trolls were why Kat left the 2018 Halloween stream; she was clearly bored
made a disgusting joke about him sitting on the toilet, getting stuck, and breaking the toilet
mocks himself by saying if you dream of him you are cursed (and he smells bad)
has a new donation incentive: for $20 he will eat three Zombie Skittles
is obsessed about Kiwifarms reporting on his Connecticut condo, giving them attention
says the Kiwifarms trolls are using false info; they are literally using the court documents
assumes some/all the Kiwifarms trolls are unintelligent losers; some are legit lawyers
upset that he couldn't pre-order a PS5; needs those day one views!
rants about elitists getting the PS5 'early'; got his PS5 this way, pretends to be empathetic
refuses to cancel his PS5 pre-order to not look like a hypocrite
loses Street Fighter matches to trolls that literally mash buttons; pro fighter!
openly talks about his fecal problems onstream with no shame
receieved a 100k bits cheer; is happy for a minute then goes back to complaining about games
mocks LowTierGod by pretending his turn his webcam off when he doesn't get enough tips
"I may be a well-intentioned streamer who does it for the love of it"
sprays Jasper with a water bottle and claims he knows cat psyche and has trained him
receieved $1000USD~ in bits; still blackmails his paypigs to tip more to buy the Xbox Series X
assumes that Twitch cheers are unrefundable; if the credit card is stolen Twitch will refund it
did not consider that the whale giving 100k bit cheers might be using a stolen credit card
mentally tortures himself over the fear the 100k bit cheers WAS made with a stolen credit card
mocks children who talked on mic because of their young voices; mature adult!
doesn't believe that hacking in an online game is possible with a dongle of sort
claims King Tut never got his money back from fake tips; Tut says he did get get his money back
put video game streaming on the same level as construction work
reckons it'll take a week to put up the Halloween and Christmas decorations
hears cop sirens outside his house and gets paranoid; still can't get over getting swatted
so paranoid he refunded a donation simply because the donator's name was Pranks
compared chargebacks to getting swatted in terms of ruining him
joked that getting more water was to contact the whales; they don't respond to him anymore
still doesn't realise why he's a lolcow, still thinks it's all jealousy against him
hated Heath Ledger's version of the Joker as it is not comedic enough and 'out of character'
considers himself unattractive and accepts it and is content to never improve himself
tells fans not to stop tipping just because he seems to be doing well; most are fake tips!
is sick of YouTube so he refuses to mute the game music; still pissed when the vids are claimed
lists off his schedule for a typical day; showering/bathing is noticably absent
joked that he drinks toilet water and chews the residue
threatens Jasper with a spraying via the water bottle when he wanted Phil's attention
refuses to eat Zombie Skittles even after the donation incentive is hit
his right ear is swelling up again, showing he still doesn't wash his oily dirty ears enough
claims he has a strong stomach but a salad from Wendy's made him ill once
complained about Cyberpunk 2077 being delayed, now wants it delayed again because he's too busy
his doctor says don't use earphones; he insinuates the doctor is an idiot
assumed his ear problems are mostly caused by him sleeping on his pillow wrong
assumed he knew what caused his ear infection, saw a doctor anyways
assumes anybody who annoys him is a detractor, even if they are a fan
refuses to give away free Twitch subs for any reason ever
someone made an insulting donation about his wife, put the donator's name on the leaderboard
has Halloween decorations up but keeps his lights fully on
says he's not better than anyone else; talks down to his fans and calls his detractors idiots
lied about never getting tips behind the scenes; has admitted it before at least once
is jealous that 'influencers' got an Xbox Series X before he did
said that if he DID get an Xbox Series X early he world wait until launch day to open it... pfft
said that if he DID win the lottery he would still enable donations and tips
so paranoid of fake tips he treats all donators with distrust until he manually verifies them
sprays Jasper whenever he's about to bite the wires; doesn't think to cover the wires
thinks spraying water onto an area with electrical wires is a good idea
reckons Danganronpa games are 40+ hour games... well, he does do slow unnecessary voice acting
his definition of a loser is someone who has nothing to lose
is suspicious of big tips during a RPG game stream; assumes his fans dislike RPGs like him
lost a game of Fall Guys, ranted to the camera, didn't see that he qualified, quit the match
says calling someone a retard is a "deep personal cut" and not PC; calls his detractors retards
justifies calling people retards by calling it 'observational humour' but only he can say it
gets temporarily banned from Twitch for a fourth time and does a pity stream for tips
believes the conspiracy theory that all the fake donations are from the same person
says he just wants to play games and have fun but always stops playing to address detractors
prides himself on being the 'variety gamer'; mostly plays the latest/viral games and Fall Guys
lies that he created a persona for his YouTube let's plays; it was just him, nothing new
his proof that the chargebacks are from a stolen credit card: all contact information is blank
unaware that if he wins the chargebacks from the stolen credit card he is keeping stolen money
claims he has never flagged anyone's content and thus he doesn't deserve false DMCA claims
purchased two new pillows thinking that will help his dirty oily uncleaned ears
vowed to increase security against fake tipping... with a method that basically doxes youself
pressured people to make registered accounts to donate; some fans don't bother now
his perspective on donators potentionally being doxed: "that's just life in 2020"
says that the audience of people 'illegally' restreaming him is HIS audience
says there is technically nothing legally wrong restreaming him; has called Tevin a criminal
still thinks Tevin is only known for mocking DSP, showing he knows nothing about him
admits he put a lot of money into WWE Champions; lies that he still doesn't play it to this day
lied about saying he'll never play Minecraft again
gave attention to the fake divorce papers non-event
just one troll made the fake divorce papers; Phil treated it like it was a coordinated attack
all his 'hot tips' and 'insider info' is just him on Kiwifarms
asks the fans what types of games to plays, then bitches at the fans for making him play them
replied to the Xbox tweet clowning him saying he's never been distracted by family (lie)
thinks that Xbox dunking on him is free publicity, hoping this will spur donations and tips
says "everyone knows who I am" like it's a positive thing
put all his vests in a pile which Jasper jumps on; inb4 cat piss ruins the vests
refuses to believe that a fan or troll of his would be impersonated
only takes impersonations seriously when they give him fake tips
claims he's better looking than some trolls; okay mister patchy beard and bald spot
says that trolls are afraid of him; okay mister lives in a gated community and has an axe
"Don't worry about the past"; okay mister 4th place EVO champ who wanted a Wolverine toy
receiving fake tips exhausts him because he obsesses over reading and reacting to them
disabled onscreen tip messages to spite the trolls, pissing off his fans and whales
"This isn't a tips stream, it's a gameplay stream" -- pffft
never plays with Jasper, leading the cat to have lots of energy during Phil's bedtime
doesn't want his fans to raise concerns about possible fake tips, calls these fans "dumb kids"
"JUST IGNORE IT GUYS, JUST IGNORE IT" meanwhile shouts the loudest and longest about it
tried to unban a fan, accidentally unbanned a lot of trolls
spent $40 on an alarm clock; good use of his business degree!
admits the new donation system didn't stop the troll tipping; won't rollback to help his fans
changed the definition of a documentary to dismiss all the ones about him to be "clickbait shit"
says he doesn't blame Leanna for not cleaning the house but still blames her
"She went off and did her own thing" - she got a job, made soap, and upgraded boyfriends
his main reason for why Kat is a better replacement is because she cleans the house: soulmaid
assumed that moving into the Seattle house would grant him free time, didn't factor in the debt
is puzzled that people give donations to "people that really don't need it" instead of him
basically pressured Kat into not streaming, blames the detractors
says he won't make drama videos like ReviewTechUSA; makes drama rants on stream instead
bragged that he got $3000k in bits even though he's sad because he didn't get those bits yet
STILL begged for more tips after the $3000k in bits; chargebacks 'negated' all of it -- pffft
complains about gaming news articles with spoilers; has himself read guides and spoilers before
the aforementioned article doesn't have spoilers, it's a recap of prior games
lied about never lifting weights before; in the past he claimed he was muscular in the 2000s
"success is measured by the money you get" and believes people would kill to be in his position
doesn't care that a known detractor donated to him, will keep the tainted money to 'own' him
mostly aims for the legs or the head in FPS games, whines when his shots miss
rants when his mods aren't present; doesn't notice when two of his moderators have a flamewar
says his viewers addressing the mod fight is derailing the stream, derails the stream to say it
so paranoid he keeps tabs on all donating accounts for inconsistencies and funny business
told his Seattle gated-community neighbours he streams and e-begs for a living
addressed the rumour he has a $500 coffee maker, proving yet again he lurks Kiwi Farms
refuses to show proof he does not still play mobile games - trolls would spin it regardless!
his Halloween marathon poll has games he won't play, like SFV, Danganronpa, and Among Us
Kat has three days off and yet he refuses to do (Poorly) Cooking With the King during that time
doing a Cooking With the King segment puts his family at 'risk' and messes with their 'schedule'
says Yakuza games take priority over other games; has nearly fallen asleep during Yakuza games
will ban anyone from his chat, be they fan or whale, who brings up 'waifu shit'
dismissed the Down the Rabbit Hole video about him because Fredrik Knudsen didn't contact him
assumed the Rabbit Hole video about him added negative spin, but it is pretty objective
won't wear the Sonic hat no more because the trolls compared him to Chris Chan
decided to wear the Sonic hat after a whale dropped a $600 tip
insists Twitch broke the law with their intention to take down all clips with copyrighted music
speaks about law and legality with authority; has barely done any research on the topics
didn't know that a free subscription service would have auto-renewal e.g. EA Access
thinks EA broke the law with a misleading subscription service (he didn't read the fine print)
would tell his past self to be careful with what he posts; pffft he'd do the same things again
said his early years of making content was 'innocent' (more like constant sexism and racism)
so jealous of those who got PS5s early he made a spiteful fake unboxing with rocks in a box
praised superblindman for his early PS5 but then made the salty fake unboxing; two-faced!
refuses to divulge his budget because people would roast him for financial mismanagement
"I need to give you my personal financials from behind the scenes? You need to go see a doctor"
"I'm not trying to insult anybody" yet insults anyone for questioning his finances
reckons video game videos/streams can be considered performance art (not at his skill level)
says his gameplay is 'transformative' yet Tevin is illegally restreaming despite commentary
lied that he has never gotten freebies or sponsorships before
decries freebies and sponsorships as for the elite but blames trolls for why he gets none
bitterly jabbed at Slowbeef on Twitter, showing his still has that grudge
says he won't give Slowbeef a second of his time; rants about him for over a minute
lies about crushing detractors on Street Fighter to cope with losing/ragequitting to them
“This is legally an office”
lied about only taking down reuploads; has taken down some TIHYDPs and other 'detractor' videos
hides his married eyes from an exposed breast on the screen
"I don't wanna see tits on the fucking game! I refuse to look."
is appalled by seeing digital tits in a game yet makes tits jokes all the time
refers to detractor videos as "garbage content" when 99% of them are just his content
hates his fans talking about voting in elections yet wants them to vote in his rigged polls
doesn't want to talk about finances yet reminds me to tips and donate quite often
ragequit and uninstalled Fall Guys because the kids kept beating him
accidentally called Kat his mom because she mothers him and makes better pasta than his mother
refused to blow bubbles for a fan's birthday, makes a homophobic joke instead
states he wasn't bribed to put on the Sonic hat; he was in a good mood! (after a $600 tip)
got 'scammed' by Macy's because he did not read the contract carefully when ordering
whined about a $800 couch he had to pay for; charged $2000 to reveal his cat Jasper
"I paid 800 for a love seat that I didn't like." - good use of business degree!
rails on Google and YouTube's 'culture' of toxicity and being pampered; he sounds just like them
says Google employees are sheltered, whereas he himself was sheltered by his parents
"I'm super excited for little ho!"
his $3k computer STILL can't run TF2
defended Sean Connery against allegations of chauvinism; is himself a chauvinist
purchased a PC more focused on editing than gaming, and yet barely does any editing
his Barry Burton costume: vest, fingerless gloves, GUNNAR glasses, and pop gun
quit TF2 due to other players using troll names; says the 'fans' hate the game (just him)
didn't check his Subway sandwich order, whines when they give him the same sub twice
gives marital advice even then in his own words he barely sees Kat
had to learn that people have feelings and that you should consider them
worried he might not get the PS5 on launch day. He needs those day one views!
says he's a flawed person but blames others for not pointing his flaws (kindly of course)
"Honesty is the biggest thing."
praises honesty and yet bans anyone who speaks honesty that paints him in a negative light
"I have a lot of trust in people" yet lives in a gated community
re-defines what 'e-begging is' to exlude what he does
"I'm not an e-begger!"
someone accidentally sends him $30, refuses to refund him until the chat pressures him
doesn't know why he is called a pigroach, then explains why with no awareness
tells his fans not to donate to rich streamers who have contract but to him
“Normally I wouldn’t care about tips being slow.” pffft
e-begged on twitter for tips/donations after a slow day
won't allow people in the chat to sarcastically hint about donating. "hint hint" = lean-in ban
rants about IGN reviewing the PS5 and Xbox series X with weird review scores; does the same
"Obviously I make some money on the stream, that's all I really care about"
rants about mobile games being packed with microtransactions; he knows from experience
puts lots of money into mobile games that eventually wiped his accounts
complains when trolls bring up his mobile gaming habit; talks an awful lot about it himself
points out that the COVID-19 coronavirus has a 90% survival rate; still wants people to isolate
says that Kiwifarms will roast him for his failures, proving yet again he still lurks there
insists that constant 'dead air' is something he can't control (because he's not entertaining)
"Money doesn't matter to me" then reminds everyone to chip in with contributions
got a new emote; one is him with a faked goatee (it's too hard and full of hair)
says YouTube is a dead platform due to demonitisation; somehow detractors make money off him
is annoyed that people are celebrating Christmas early; uses the early Holiday Season for tips
"I'm a pro at root cause analysis"
forced a fan to prove his donations, one was false. "Go fuck yourself! You are mentally ill!"
"I don't hold grudges."
his chat tricked him into thinking his stream was down
"Even just a dollar helps" and yet ranted at someone who donated just a dollar and banned him
changed his PS5 payment method and got the shipping delayed and got salty about it
did not think of transferring money from his bank to his PayPal
does not see the parallel between the unobtained Wolverine toy and the PS5
says YouTube is just an archive and yet whined over missed PS5 day one views on YouTube
encountered the one doing the chargebacks and gave a weak apology then ranted for ages
seeing people tweet about the PS5 has him jealous enough to call them shills
says he wouldn't accept a free PS5 from Sony if he wasn't allowed to criticize it... pfffft
"I don't shill for anyone, never have and never will"
puts the chat into timeout because they posted copypasta rather than talk to him (he's boring)
just wants to enjoy playing a game but forces himself to be distracted by tips and the chat
didn't mention the $200 chargeback until someone brought it recent chargebacks
unboxed his PS5 and got it covered in cat hair because he doesn't clean the fur beforehand
wouldn't show the chat the PS5 controller as "everyone's already seen it elsewhere"
insisted a 5 foot cable was 3 feet, held it out to prove it, it fulls his wingspan
gets new headphones for PS5 even though he has an ear infection that affects hearing
won't let Jasper play in the cardboard box the PS5 comes in
didn't do colour correction on his camera, leading to a yellow video tint
excused the colour tinting as not having experts helping or specialized hardware
keeps the PS5 on the carpet; R.I.P. another console to death by dust
his setup he has a dangerous mass of cords and the TV perched on the corner 3/4 profile
is confused why the PS5 controller won't sync to the system; turns out he forgot to turn it on
turned off auto-rest on his PS5, hopes it doesn't overheat
took the PS5 for a spin... on Bugsnax, a kids game
speaks on mobile gaming like an expert, neglects to mention the thousands of $ he's spent on it
doesn't make his own dinner and lets Kat, who is suffering from chronic tooth pain, do it
rant about 'idiots' panic buying, while he himself plans to buy as many groceries as possible
permabans anyone for copypasta, meanwhile his reminders to tip and subscribe IS copypasta
posted a screenshot of a Kiwifarms thread, disproving that all the KF info is from other people
mashes buttons in Demon Souls, denies it, wonders why he keeps dying
won't re-enable YT comments despite good ratings because he fears DIHYDP videos
dares his viewers to see if any other streamer has a death counter, ignores all evidence
removes the death counter due to it being too much work
also admits he will get embarassed by the high death count number, knows trolls will be accurate
has a $20 Patreon tier to answer question, but answers everyone's questions for free on stream
rants about the Video Game Awards because he feels he knows more about quality games than them
complains that late year game releases aren't nominated for GOTY awards, thinks it's quality
doesn't want The Last of Us 2 to win GOTY because it is liberal shilling and has cringey sex
says that the microtransactions on Ultimate Team in FIFA are pay to win; okay Mr. WWE Champions
mixes business with pleasure, doesn't want to play games he likes if contributions are low
blames the pacing in The Last of Us 2 for it being a bad game; doesn't mention the sex scene
DSP says he is very liberal; cringes at anything LGBT or progressive
"I'm someone who's independent, someone who wants to think for himself"
ranted that mainstream media dared say that his old hometown of Bridgeport, CT, was a nice place
stated that if everyone puts in good effort, the world would be better; he does the bare minimum
dismisses the hypocrisy of laziness by saying he's here six days a week; quantity over quality!
"I don't talk out of my ass constantly anymore"
"I don't wanna talk at length about it" yet rants on Twitter and on stream about it
thought Demon's Souls would be easy but rages when the Dark Souls QOL features are missing
whines that his teammates go AWOL in Call of Duty; doesn't communicate, mutes everyone
may shoot enemies first in CoD games but he always goes for the legs or waist and not the head
took two weeks to realize he has a faulty PS5 controller
claims he fell into doing gaming as a job, but he;s always taken donations through Paypal
states that him e-begging for another PS5 controller is not e-begging
says that people pointing out his e-begging are jealous idiots, even his own fans
tells people if they don't like him they can just leave; that same toxicity lead to TIHYDP
says he has a grocery store really close to him, and yet go for fast food whem out of things
says he didn't signal to whales during water break, he instead refills with toilet water
insists he never grinds in RPGs anyone, yet grinds onstream
states that he isn't behind getting a YT detractor channel getting shut down... suspicious
complains when a game is too predictable; complains when a game is very RNG
wouldn't allow a company to use his video content... because their offer was too low
lies that he can't see the credit card numbers of tippers; it's how he IDs fake tippers
gets a new PS5 controller and it is also 'faulty'; blames Sony and not himself
won't refund the fan who bought him a new controller, bans anyone who brings this up
“I have very big thumbs” and shows an average sized thumb to the camera
blames gout for his 'oversized' thumbs
wants people to stay at home during the epidemic and contribute to him so he can get groceries
blames trolls for forcing him to declare his cat, which he should have done to begin with
admits that he takes down detractor videos (the same ones that doxed him supposedly)
doesn't mention things that could put his family at risk, like Jasper getting sick
blames haptic feedback on his innaccuracy in CoD games and not his shitty aiming
"I'm not going to sit here and talk about it at length" - talks about it at length
won't allow his chat to derail into politics; derails the stream to talk about politics
says that politicians should be accountable to their voters; he isn't accountable to his fans
downplayed the vest streak, then started a Santa hat streak
tried to put the Santa hat over his headphones
when asked what his last meal would be, he got offended by the implied death threat
went on a tirade about escaping his execution because 'stupid question gets stupid answer'
declines the possibility of a fan meet-up,,, because they expect him to give prizes/gifts
makes up that some fans confess they only show up for his pre-stream, hence he's keeping them
states that without pre-streams, people will be like "when does the game actually start"
so jealous of WingsofRedemption he bans his fans from his chat
says that by calling fans a nickname you take away their identity (by giving them an identity?)
already tried to have a fanbase nickname back in 2012 to sell t-shirts: the Hate Army
bans people for talking about behind the scenes drama; observes behind the scenes drama
covers his eyes from a lesbian sex scene but doesn't look away from a near naked man... hmm...
claims to know who all the detractors are, won't admit he has spies who inform him
allows himself to be distracted by the chat and cheers, bans lots of people
unbanned the fans who caused the stream derailed, rendering his rant null and moot
says he's not recording for YouTube for a bit of honesty, which comes across as dishonesty
lied yet again that he's not in it for the money
calls fans/trolls who tip small amounts '50 bit bitches', stole it from detractors
is convinced that Demons Souls Remastered has input delay, proved himself wrong constantly
says he has skill with Soulsborne games; does the same old spam attacks and cheese bosses
his response to a possible fan meetup? Threatens to report the organizer to the police
whines that Call of Duty games aren't realistic
is upset that people still care about Fortnite
says that streamers that do memes are pathetic; okay, you vest-wearing bubble blowing bozo
insinuates that the real streamers are the ones playing hot new releases, not meme games
admits streaming is hard because he has nothing meaningful to say
doesn't like fans/trolls that act up to make the stream entertaining
won't lower the tips threshold for the vest because he wants that money
is jealous he didn't receive a Cyberpunk 2077 action figure; it's the Wolverine toy again!
hates that The Last of Us 2 won the game awards, called it 'butt kissing' from 'elites'
lied that he does not quit a game if it doesn't bring enough donations e.g. Yakuza 7
believes that there IS something as bad publicity, thinks he's influencing game sales
doesn't like content creators who give away consoles as gifts because they want fame and good PR
implied he would give away gifts for good PR if he could afford it (hypocrisy)
refuses to believe he has generous fans (or as generous as hard data suggests)
rants that Social Blade is always incorrect, not realising that is always approximations
cheeses a boss in Demons Souls by killing it from afar; whines when he gets killed from afar
admits that detractors making fail videos of him are legit, even out of context
gives his blessing for TIHYDP videos to be made; will probably flag them down
rants about trolls making shit up about him; won't provide proof of the truth
admits he has flagged highlight channels before, says he doesn't do it anymore (pffft)
received a $100 donation, put on the vest, then took it off some minutes later
says he exists nowadays because of natural growth; does not mention the whales funding him
calls Kiwifarms a laughing stock trying to ruin his life; is himself a ruined laughing stock
vows to spray water at Jasper for distracting him... while Jasper's in front of the TV and PS5
admits that he mobilised his Twitter followers to vote Ghost of Tsushima for GOTY over TLOU2
said Ghost of Tsushima didn't get any attention at launch; it sold 4 million copies at launch
still upset about the coffee maker he purchased years ago that trolls keep 'lying' about
says he doesn't ask for review copies but implies he wishes he does
says he can easily get review copies if he wants; doesn't realise he's a toxic person
claims small YouTube channels can get early copies, and yet ranted about the 'few elite'
says he didn't care about people playing Cyberpunk 2077 early, ranted about it for five minutes
played Cyberpunk 2077, a very hyped game, and got little in donations; blames 'overhype'
stepped into a forbidden area in Cyberpunk 2077 and got shot, blames the game for being stupid
messed around in Cyberpunk 2077 to find things to complain about on Twitter
doesn't know or care that every open world game is buggy, just wants attention/clout
doesn't realise or care that stalling to find glitches in CP77 is upsetting his viewers
derailed the stream for a suspicious $1 tip
gave attention to a lie that Kiwifarms will file a class action lawsuit against Twitch
“I have no idea if this is true or not” but ranted about Kiwifarms as if it was true
did not research on Kiwifarms about this, which he won't find since the email sender is a troll
he does not believe the lawsuit but wants to believe it because he hates Kiwifarms
cited Nick Rekieta as an authority on law, but he once called him a fake lawyer detractor
lied about Untilted Goose Game again (used a fan's tips to pay his bills instead), so no refund
lied that he still doesn't play WWE Champions, but his Line account has his phone number on it
said that the 'Line app' is a detractor meme, proving he knows about Line
his ear infection came back just after he was exposed using Line for WWE Champions... hmmm...
says he has drops left, but he shouldn't have drops as you must take the whole dose
exaggerated the 'cocktail' of drugs he took in high school; he mostly took them for acne
having to do a password recover for his insurance app ruined his day
revels when he outlasts businesses like a sociopath after they part ways with him
blamed OPSEAT going under for their chairs quality, not trade tarrifs; calls it karma
blamed trolls for spamming lies about Phil to OPSEAT, but OPSEAT found the fap video
gave free advertising to OPSEAT, said OPSEAT backing out broke the law
gives business advice; okay Mr. 500k in debt and barely floating by on whales' donations
says that everything made in China is crappy quality, even though half his stuff is from there
now calls his trolls 'haters' because 'detractors' gives legitimacy to their actions
disabled nudity in Cyberpunk 2077 because he is a married man and needs that money
immediately backed out of a sex doll conversation in CP77 because it might lead to sex
barely looks at CoD death replays to see his shitty aiming, blames lag and his controller
treats chargebacks as money taken from him as a net loss rather than money not net gained
getting $60 per stream is in his eyes a bad slow night, so he ups the begging
received $200 in tips but refused to put on the cowboy hat because he did not promise it
spells 'doxed' as 'DOXXed'
denied that the Line account is his, provided no evidence, says it was a troll's spoofed #
knows not to accept the suspicious $100 tip, accepts it anyways to wear the vest
claims he changed his cellphone number, but his resistance to change makes that unlikely
acted like a total Karen when getting his doctor's appointment for his ear infection
bragged that he makes more money than smaller streamers just after he begged for tips
sometimes doesn't bother updating the YT thumbnails, such as using Yakuza 7 for Cyberpunk 2077
whined that Cyberpunk 2077 is a mishmash of elements of other games... that he likes
thinks that any looter-shooter game is like Borderlands and no other game
forced himself to play Cyberpunk 2077, even though he hated it, because he wants that money
tried to charge $20 for a chargeback to deter/keep fake tips (didn't work)
the tip that spurred the aforementioned scheme was not contested, suggesting it was planned
showed a screenshot of his Paypal account: $-48! Successful streamer and business btw
"Let's not talk about money today" but continues to talk about money
fears that trolls will use the newly banned words on Twitch, but he gets racism daily no probs
ponders how toxic streamers have a following; yes, we wonder too
wants COVID-19 cured... not to save lives but so that he and Kat can eat at restaurants again
"listen to the experts!" "I want the lockdowns to end!"
admits he doesn't shower enough
“People that don’t like me are really stupid”
provides no evidence for anything because he assumes his detractors will 'move the goalposts'
provides no proof of his refund request for Cyberpunk 2077, so he keeps playing it until then
locks Jasper out of the room when he chews on the cables, doesn't get the hint that he's hungry
says that he has no problem making male friends, but he has no male friends, only Kat
says Cyberpunk 2077 is a waste of money; spent $500~ that night on WWE Champions
doesn't know anything about the stocks or the stock market, gives advice anyways
despite checking each tip for validity, he allows obvious fake ones e.g. $88 from "An Apology"
keeps finding excuses to not wear any gear; ear infection for Santa hat, soap in eye for glasses
is bewildered that his chatroom bot does not prevent 'banned' words that use symbols
believes that the people that ask the same questions in his chat are trolls and not just bored
takes vitamin D vitamins because he goes out into the sun about once a week
broke his replacement PS5 controller wihin a few weeks of getting it; blames Sony
insists he is very honest despite his long list of lies
almost killed his old laptop with water damage by leaving his thermos next to the laptop
received 100 gifted subs from Dansgaming, acted as if it were a personal gift
lied about his patchy beard; claims that the bald patches are white hairs
lied about not saying The Last of Us II is a bad game, just the story
his streams get stressful when he has to decide what he wants his wife to cook for dinner
ranted that the viewer-voted marathon games sucks, begs for donations to change the games
used the password MrStupid1 for many accounts, blames his trolls when it gets discovered
the password was found in a database leak linked to Twitch viewbots... hmm...
claims trolls logging into his accounts cost his $3k, but declines to explain how
ragequit and deleted Fall Guys after raging about the physics, in the end called it boring
"I do what the fans want" but only does what the PAYING fans want some of the time
had never heard of sultanas until Christmas 2020
calls his trolls 'cult leaders' for telling his Wolverine toy story in a negative light
gloats that his trolls are scared to type in chat; they don't type because they will get banned
gives definitions to the words simp and incel, doesn't realise he sorta fits the definitions
admits he still believed in Santa until he was a teenager
is happy he got a desk calendar from Kat for Christmas, but every phone has a calendar
spent 9 minutes telling a story about a fortune cookie he opened a decade ago
"Traditional Chinese dinners end with a fortune cookie"
his fortune cookie from ten years ago said his luck will change, insists it came true
instead of promoting peace and goodwill at Christmas time, he ranted against trolls
spent $1,014 on WWE Champions on Christmas Day
blocks and refunds as many fake tips as he can, still gets chargebacks
reacted like a child to a sex scene in Cyberpunk 2077; he's a mature adult, dood!
muted the iconic soundtrack in Tony Hawks Pro Skater 1+2 because he wants that money
caught typing on his phone for whale donations whilst whining about low tips
blamed the spammers of ASCII art in his chat on trolls, but they are actually his bored fans
has zero interest in Dreams because creating his own games is too much effort
"The common gamer is not going to drop $60 to sit there and make their own game"
too lazy to scroll up in his chat to get hand held, blames trolls spamming
ponders why Forbes has a Sexist Man list since they're a business
takes most deaths in Call of Duty games seriously, cannot just shrug it off, has to pin blame
wants kids to spend their money how they see fit, to have no sense of money like him
picked all the gay options in Cyberpunk 2077; possibly homosexual tenancies
says for 2021 he'll be a meme streamer, but he's already a meme streamer
admits he's done meme things, such as the vest streak, blowing bubbles, eating M&Ms, and more
took a tip from a troll because he was excited to finally get a Paypal-verified tip
his first reaction to a seemingly busted microphone is to hit it rather than check cables
may be exaggerating/lying about fake tips to encourage whales to hit the 'real' vest total
complains of a glitch in AC Valhalla that makes him permanently drunk; okay, Mr. Gin
his precautions to prevent fake tips will prevent small-tipping whales; calls them scared
says that trolls have no power over him, but whines because trolls cost him money
took 25 minutes to put on the vest after the goal was met
excuses his constant yawning from lack of caffeine and not his late night gin drinking
is caffeine dependent, relies on it for energy, will not consider healthier living
started 2021 by being very toxic with a rant about so-called anonymous tipping
"I learnt more in elementary and the first two years of high school than I ever learned in uni"
had used glue to put the soundproof foam on his walls
blames his dwindling income on increased tipping fraud and not his dwindling fans/whales
wants to hit the tips goal every stream but tips aren't expected
suggests that bot accounts can help him hit 200k subs on YouTube (hint hint)
wants 200k on YT despite hating the site
is thankful he declawed Jasper because he keeps clawing at the television for attention
claims he was only acting like a bigoted asshole in his early YT days to fit in
insists he only lessened his bigoted commentary due to being tired of them and not wising up
says he checks his phone on-stream to see what the trolls are saying (so much for not caring)
deliberately squeaks his chair to give a hint hint to whales to donate more
for a replacement
"I don't need to look at the kill cams, look at my screen to see what actually happened"
Jasper coughs and sneezes in his gaming room, showing he doesn't clean the room enough
says he blocked 260 fake tips, but if they were fraudulent then Paypal would investigate already
claims he doesn't have a microphone that works with the PS5, but his $100 headset is for PS5
still has his Christmas decorations up a week into 2021
can make over $100 a day but still calls it a slow day because he didn't hit $100 in a stream
appreciates that Dr Dre didn't die, despite him previously stating he doesn't like most rap
suggested a reaction image of him be used as a substitue for the now-banned PogChamp emote
refuses to honour the Viewers Choice poll because he's too busy with other games
doesn't like kiddie games due to people like Ninja, but liked Fall Guys as it was untouched
"I have a loving relationship with my wife....who also sleeps downstairs"
joked he would start banning people in chat for using emotes of other streamers
"All extra money this month is going to those extra expenses" yet doesn't elaborate on 'extra'
won't set up an Amazon wishlist for items he needs, only wants money (might not buy the items)
receieved two big donations from a whale, claimed he doesn't know how to refund one of them
had an impromptu Ask the King on Twitter at 3:47am due to late night gin drinking
very poorly described how to build a PC, including using 'gel' instead of thermal paste
his PC building advice also said use IDE cables... which have been obsolete for over a decade
then blocked people on Twitter asking him for more clarification on his PC building advice
says he doesn't care about politics but then goes on a gin-fulled anti-Trump tirade on Twitter
calls his e-begging 'crowd funding' despite not having a project/product to release, just bills
insists that his 4th place win at EVO 2005 is valid, even though EVO themselves disagree
runs away from Gojitenks everytime he sees him in a Street Fighter lobby
"If you are not talking about me or the gameplay, you are derailing the stream"
spent $2200 on WWE Champtions within the first ten days of 2021
declared that a fan of his telling everyone is his birthday is a detractor meme
so salty at dying in Call of Duty he removed the GUNNAR glasses, the $50 tips goal
ragequits CoD games even when his team is winning (muscle memory)
disputes CoD killcam footage that shows his terrible aim and awareness, blames the devs
beat Cyberpunk 2077 all the way through, still asked for a refund, pissed when no money back
tried to clout chase on Twitter, ended up calling a BLM guy "problematic" \
thinks he's a centrist being attacked by left-wingers and right-wingers
says e-begging for tips on Twitch is the most stable job he's ever had
thinks a tips goal motivates tippers; unaware that whales discourage tippers
apologised for the fapcident many years later because he doesn't want to remembered for it (ego)
blames the Internet and not himself for the negativity he gets, plays the depression card
compared himself to Robert Downey Jr as though he had similar talent with comparable problems
admits the fapcident doesn't matter, while also claiming it matters because it affects him
spent his day off on Twitter, denied he spent more time than average on there (lie)
says people confusing him and CWC are getting lolcows mixed up, acknowledging he's a lolcow
“obsession is not normal human behaviour” ok Mr. WWE Champions
says the HDMI port is giving him motion blur
accepted a fan-made emote that photoshopped out his patchy goaty and wrinkles (ego stroking)
didn't know the global lul emote on Twitch was TotalBiscuit, a YouTuber he once had drama with
wants to take more breaks even though his 'job' isn't stressful
says he has a great life with family and business; an absentee wife, a declawed cat, and begging
says he is happy and content with his life; his late nighte gin drinking says otherwise
is happy that that he has no friends because he has Kat
got a very obvious death threat on Twitter, made a song and dance about it
then didn't talk about the death threat ever again
moved to a gated community to escape the 'toxicity' even though he gets online harassment
then inadvertenly doxed himself shortly after arriving, thwarting his supposed security
says he has security now... an alarm and a hand axe
says he doesn't have much anxiety; okay, Mr. checking every tip and muting every mic
states it isn't healthy to sit around worrying about things all day
moved his facial muscles to disprove the theory he had a stroke; still has a drooping face
thinks him doing more daily streams than the average streamer puts him above them
openly lies about lag when he gets stomped in Call of Duty
hit the $100 tips goal, only had five minutes left in the stream, did not wear the vest
"I don't get paid by Twitch"
didn't update the tips leaderboard until the chat nagged him to update it
then wore the platinum vest in the last five minutes of the stream just to disqualify it later
lies about only going overtime when the tips goal is hit; he actually goes overtime TO hit it
his chat tries to get him to ban racist content in his chat, just calls them whiny babies
says the racist trolls are only doing it for the attention; gave them attention
blamed his fans for 'derailing' his stream to moderate the chat,
also blamed his fans for his outburst and rant and the inevitable anti-DSP detractor videos
yells at his fans to "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" about ban-evading trolls and threatens bans
thinks that strokes don't cause strabismus, but his eyes really aren't aligned
said his fans were 50/50 on the marathon poll voting; 83% voted for Open Choice
banned a chat user for namedropping Sons Of Smackdown, which is his new WWE Champions guild
a troll was impersonating a fan when namedropping Sons Of Smackdown; Phil bans them both
“I have no idea what you’re talking about”, “I’m gonna preemptively ban you”
kept failing the tutorial in Hitman 3, obsessively saved the game
whined like a baby when he couldn't save scum in Hitman 3 when the servers are down
ranted about Hitman 3's servers being down rather than listening to chat to restart the game
shaved his beard to hide his patchy bald spot
"It's not just about receiving tips" yet e-begs and bans all talk of money
declared 'detractors' don't exist anymore because he said so
“No more detractors, that’s outdated!” and yet still calls his trolls 'detractors' at times
won't re-enable comments on YT videos because he fears DIHYDP and insists it's a dead channel
says he's worked super hard for YouTube; floods dozens of unedited videos a day
his new emote includes the Paypal logo, which is copyrighted
admitted he stole the emote from someone in his forum
says Paypal has no protection against credit card fraud, which may be considered slander
claims to be a good Street Fighter player; keeps running from Gojitenks
made $100 from a stream and spent it on a Nikki Bella 3-Star Bronze in WWE Champions
“You can’t do that offline, it only works online!” - has not played 1v1 offline in ages
feels the need to mention he farts all the time while streaming
says Heracles' name in Immortals Fenyx Rising is wrong; got confused with the Roman form of it
brings up Kat getting harassed at work by idiots to get a few sympathy donations
lost his shit when evilibrium asked if he could make an emote of DSP's fapping face
says he can't stop people using his fap emote; threatens to ban people who use it
bans any sexual talk in his chat; says sexual stuff all the time on his streams
says he'll never have another embarassing moment like masturbating on stream... we'll see...
insists he has radically changed in the last five years
says that some current viewers don't know about him fapping on stream; educates them about it
says the fapcident happened 5 years ago so stop bringing it up; will bring up 4th place EVO 2005
his advice on grease disposal; fill a paint can to the brim, seal it, and give it away (joke)
complains that big name streamers are making the big bucks... as he takes donations
observes that he is making enough to pay his taxes monthly; before or after WWE Champions?
complained that King Tut's big donations meant he controlled what Phil played, which was true
still allows his gaming decisions are influenced by whales who donate big
warns viewers not to share overly personal information in the chat; pot kettle black
says Ninja shouldn't teach impressionable kids about racism, while has made racist remarks
chases clout by ranting about Ninja being impressionable and not responsible
says Ninja is partly responsible for his impressionable fans; shirks Derich's antics
admits his ass is disgusting
rages about no-scopers in CoD while always using the scope; refuses to no-scope
states he doesn't care what people think about him; recently bemoaned about the fapcident
"I always have been anti-racist"
says it is wrong to judge someone by their skin colour; has made racist stereotype jokes before
chopped jalapenos, didn't properly wash his hands, then picked his nose and rubbed his eye
ranted about people mocking his 'depression'; it was simply a time when he was bummed out
ragequit a stream, immediately his WWE Champions account had activity; still says it isn't him
claimed Yakuza 7 was the first Yakuza game with details on hostess clubs; every game has them
likes big sweaty muscular men like Ultimate Muscle
claims he has fan interaction in chat; mostly only looks at donations and to ban people
accepted being called a cabron (Spanish slang for a cuckold)
admits his reaction times are slow; still blames lag and netcode 90% of the time
admits he gets mad and grumpy when donations are low
mocks fans who want him to go overtime because they enjoy his content; he thinks they're trolls
lost 47 minutes of progress in Yakuza 7 due to lack of preparation; "nothing I could do!"
says he's never frivolously spent donation money
refused to cash in on the Gamestop stock craze because hates Reddit, almost praised Wall St
claims Guitar Hero and Rock Band killed arcades; they were wanning in the late 90s
pronounced doge (as in Dogecoin) as dough-geh
he kisses and says goodbye to Kat everyday in case she dies
doesn't want to be remembered for dressing up; his Twitter pfp was Sonic and Colonel Sanders
refuses to believe any comments that praise his appearance, thinks they are gay trolls
says he takes two short breaks from gaming a day; likely plays WWE Champions during those breaks
is tired of people bringing up his new WWE Champions guild, doesn't outright deny it
also doesn't outright deny that the phone number for the Line account isn't his (it is)
expects Jasper (his cat) to obey commands like a dog
e-begged for money for a mysterious bill, won't say what it is, lied that it's the ITS
thinks eating gummy vitamins is good enough to counter lack of exercise, no sunlight, and gin
thinks herbs count as vegetables, especially in fast food
exaggerates how much money he owes in condo fees and car payments, says he needs thousands
his #10 spot for most disappointing games of 2020 is Donkey Kong 64, a classic from 1999
his #1 spot is Cyberpunk 2077, mainly for the sexual content (he's a married man, dood!)
some of the games on his best games of 2020 list were also on his worst games of 2020 list
#10 on his best games of 2020 list is The Last of Us II... which is #2 on his worst games list
#9 was FF7 Remake... which is again also on his worst games list
Crash 4 and Demons Souls Remaster are also on the best list despite making him super salty
loved THPS 1+2 despite not finishing it and muting all music for copyright reasons
“Bugsnax is not for kids, it will terrify children and give them PTSD.”
used to tough it out in CoD games with lag; admits he ragequits CoD matches constantly nowadays
set up a poll that rewards points for tips; this violates Twitch terms of services
talked shit about Wings for his worsening weight loss; he's the same way with banktuptcy
says Wings' marriage is loveless; he and Kat spent most of the day apart, separate lives even
ranted about needing to leave his old videos up to learn about the past; never watches them
lied about never deleting videos; he has deleted various videos, such as him infamous rape one
gave financial advice during the pandemic even though he isn't financially affected by it
says he's only started accepting donations since the adpocalypse; he's had Paypal for ages
joked that he has a meth lab in his house (really shouldn't joke about that)
thinks that dual weilding two revolvers is unrealistic and probably impossible in real life
admits his viewing audience are mostly children and he's an out-of-touch old man
implies he is procrastinating playing older games rather than newer ones
"I've had next to no issues at all on Twitch... at all!"
misread a word and demeaned the one who said it; admitted he misread, admits no fault
doesn't want anyone to have gout, but does want trolls to jump off a cliff
thinks modern trolling involves intentionally ruining someone's life
thinks trolls have no lives and nothing else better to do than ruin his or others' lives
thinks lolcow observers are worse than the lowcow
won't engage in the 'sleep with one, marry one, kill one' meme because he's married
held up a stream for several minutes to lecture his top cheerer to not be 'toxic'
still thinks Twitch erronously banned him one time for false DMCA claims
didn't realize that the 'tax app' meme refers to WWE Champions
"If you don't have a job and sit around playing video games all day, that's probably a bad idea"
says you're a troll if point out he went from over-sexualing commentary to being a prude
toned down the sexual content ever since he got caught masturbating on stream... hmm...
calls ranch dressing "ranch sauce"
commented about LowTierGod committing tax evasion... pffft
his cat woke him up by scratching him at dawn, super tired and grumpy, won't take a day off
says he only spends money on the essentials, like resutarants and delivered pizzas
doesn't remember him saying "MEE REEE", thinks it is a bullshit troll detractor meme
returned to Fall Guys with bubble blowing; so much for maturing
"a decade ago, when I was a kid" you were in your mid-20s
considers 'retard' a schoolyard insult, yet said it for many years as an adult
admits he got called a retard a lot in school
says he won't say 'retard' anymore because he's a mature adult (in reality it's Twitch ToS)
raised money for taxes in early 2021, then turned around and said it wasn't for taxes
ranted that many content creators don't pay taxes correctly... you ought to know, Phil
held Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury hostage behind a tips paywall
banned a heavily-tipping fan who made disguisting comments, didn't refund the money
"There was no hardcore begging season last year". pffft there's one every season
called his fans “disgusting COVID-riddled people”; ok Mr. Ear Infection
responds to trolls talking about WWE Champions, indicating he is defensive and hiding it
said there was no e-begging at all last year
admits that the people in his chat are lowlifes and that trolls and fake tippers are worse
says the WWE Champions evidence is BS; his own mods divulged it
insists he isn't playing gacha games due him being granted bankruptcy
thinks the bankruptcy lawyers and judges found him completely in the clear
compares the 'conspiracy theory detractors' to Qanon believers
put on two vests at once, says it isn't serious... then start shilling for it as a tips goal
considers himself an internet success
"Drake makes music for idiots... but you can like it and that's okay." such maturity
'inadvertently' started the vest streak again
"Yes, I have a closet full of vests and I use them for business purposes."
lies that he ever asked his fans to click on ads back in 2010
admits he did ask his fans to click on ads... in 2009 (somehow that makes all the difference)
said he didn't mind the new vest streak ending but also wants to immediately restart it
ranted again about lolcows, acknowledges he is a lolcow
says people who simply observe lolcows and not engage with them are just as bad as the trolls
refuses to credit trolls for views and spreading word of mouth of his existence
blames trolls for costing him opportunities by archiving his embarassing failures
"There's nothing controversial about me!"
insists people trolls him because he is successful
heavily restricted the Viewers Choice event: no games that are hard, long, not fun, or expensive
compared his trolls to floating feces he flushes down; he's a mature adult!
"I do not play one game constantly"; Street Fight II Turbo
is puzzled why people why wash their hands after they use the bathroom
blocked someone on twitter just because Derich had blocked him; monkey see monkey do
doesn't know Ellen Degeneres but knows she's a toxic asshole; takes one to know one
admits he is a fan of gin, can namedrop his favourite brands
wants known tippers to use unique codewords to prevent fraud
so insecure of his marriage that he refuses to do missions if they have sexual content
insinuates the vtubers prey on men; he preys on the gullible and paypig whales
rants about vtubers act like prostitutes for donations; he puts on vests for money
called out Twitch for censoring a Metallica concert; censors himself all the time
"Twitch are pussies for being careful with copyrighted music"; mutes all copyrightable music
said Metallica was dumb for going against Napster; he himself fights against illegal restreamers
called out trolls flagging videos out of spite; has himself flagged TIHYDP and detractor vids
still thinks Pewdiepie needs YouTube to survive; he's worth $40 million
told a fake tipper they are a low life loser and to sit on a cactus and spin
refuses to play on the intended difficulty level, always plays on easy casual difficulty
stopped a stream for about 45 minutes to set up a new payment method for donations
says that mentioning WWE Champions is a meme and therefore must be forgotten and ignored
is willing to spray himself in the face with a water bottle for tips
moped that supermarkets aren't stocking everything that he wants; first world problems!
let food in his fridge and cupboards expire, leading him and Kat to throw away lots of food
is unaware that bullets move faster than knife swings in CoD, compared it to rollback in SF
thinks that being considered a 'cult leader' makes him spiritual
acknowledges that gacha games are essentially gambling; still plays WWE Champions
spent three hours on Ghosts 'n Goblins Resurrection before he got to the first checkpoint
assumes every tip with an insulting message is a fake tip and WILL get chargebacked
said that if he makes a joke song mocking Wings or LTG it is not considered harassment
an example of a song about LTG is "LTG is a sexy man! $30 he'll turn on his webcam!"
"Factual observations are not malicious intent"... unless it is a troll saying them
is unaware that he and LTG are very similar with demands for money for things (webcam/vests)
doesn't care about streamers that do gimmicks to get kids to their streams; he's one of them
thinks KiwiFarms is bad because they radicalize trolls into doing 'nasty things'
got woken up by his cat at 11am, said he might as well start the stream; still waited til noon
spent 45 minutes in Divinity: Original Sin in a menu ranting and watching the chat give hints
couldn't go to a doctor because his wife will be working that day, can't go alone
thought carpetbagging was named after the act of people who literally steal and bag carpets
a WWE Champions event happened and he said he couldn't sleep that night... hmmm...
mocked his audience by telling them they have to be an adult to understand his tough adult life
admitted the toughest part of his day off is the grocery shopping
raged when dying to a boss that makes him have to redo the stage
his idea of an 'unedit clip' of an incident is the raw original video that he deleted
beat the first stage in Ghosts 'n Goblins Resurrection after 265 deaths; the king of retro!
gets a suspicious tip; "I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and accept your tip."
deliberately made a misleading tweet for sympathy and attention
thinks he was being streamsniped in Fall Guys
assumed that a troll in Fall Guys was specifically targeting him and not just everyone
complained about some US states opening without needing masks; has said masks are ineffective
Kat's new work shedule was some big change for him that shifted his day off
flipped his shit when he got chargebacks from donations he got in November 2021
compared chargebacks to request refunds from restaurants; had bought and refunded Cyberpunk 2077
refused to accept any tips with stupid/offensive names, detering potential tips
admitted he has accidentally called Kat "mom" because they both cook him dinner
said he used to troll and harass people back in his youth; can't see that he is boring now
says he was a loser for being a troll; is still a loser for being debt-ridden from gacha games
"Why would you wear jeans around your own house?"; has a cat that scratches his legs
admitted that jeans are for work, and since he sits streaming all day it isn't work
had a falling out with the guy that made his website because he screwed up ordering a computer
says the 'everyone is an asshole to you, you're the asshole' saying is wrong (he's the victim)
says he's always taken advantage of; doesn't see the pattern of why that happens
the codeword to prove you're a legit tipper is 'bacon'; pigroach oink oink!
got very defensive when informed he makes over $250k a year; he makes about $100k a year
said he doesn't get 7-8 hours of sleep; says he sleeps at 1-2am and wakes up at 8-9am
accepts the term 'sissy', does not defend himself, claims to have a thick skin
showing his jeans on camera was included as a 'joke' tips reward (secretly want the goal hit)
accidentally left his stream on to have dinner, a whale sent bits, he never acknowledged them
called his fans assholes for calling out his terrible CoD strategy of using mostly melee
makes up impromptu songs about getting ass fucked and incest (sometimes both)
banned a tipper because he said "I Love Sexy Babes"... on International Women's Day
pointed out fake giveaway scams on Twitter; had given away empty game boxes before
"Never ever would I wish harm upon anyone who's ever done something bad to me. Never."
"I never wished bad on anyone"; told his fans to spam a guy on PSN; wanted to slap an 11 y/o...
believes that every troll, no matter how minor, is out to get him cancelled or in trouble
considers fake tips to be spam and bans them on sight
jumped into a pole in Fall Guys, eliminating himself; is bewildered and puzzled why it happened
ranted about the theory that OIC is a troll; OIC has admitted he's troll-tipping Phil for power
"The risk/reward of going to Walmart vs the crime that could happen... it's not worth it."
continued e-begging just after hitting the tips goal
praised women by saying "we're equal with men", thus accidentally calling himself a woman
says he respects women; disrespected Leanna and now Kat by expecting them to make dinner
says Kat changed his life; barely sees her, only mentions her about her cooking or her at work
ragequit four CoD matches and got put into another server... against bots
says Uber costs hundreds of dollars despite Kat not living very far away from her workplace
Twitter removed a post of his for copyrighted music, called Twitter "a dogshit company"
called Twitter's removal of his Thriller deepfake a "fake DMCA" despite legit copyrighted music
held a particular whale up as a gold standard; said whale wasn't a regular, just generous
bans any and all negative comments about whales in case they scare the whales off
fought troll toxicity with more toxicity, figuratively poking the hornet nest
"I'm toxic? I'm ending the toxicity! The toxicity is harassing for no reason, you dumb fuck."
grew up on the mean streets of Connecticut, and yet is afraid of WalMart
says he'll stop playing games in less than ten years due to failing health... pfffft
doesn't believe that a mod of his leaked chatlogs despite the plentiful evidence
says what he and his mods discuss is boring; the chatlogs revealed his discord name
says the chatlogs are fabricated, refuses to show the real deal (definitely hiding something)
allows people to discuss the chatlogs but also doesn't want people discussing the chatlogs
believes that being declared bankrupt is a sign that he is in the right about his finances
"I'm trying to learn as I play" says the pro fighting game player
is shocked that his 'bored' audience (no tips/donations) voted in a poll that he keep playing
lied that two alarm clocks didn't go off for being late so he could play a WWE Champions event
refused to enforce the no-racism rule in chat because a whale said it (only gave a warning)
“There’s zero tolerance. I don’t care who you are.”, “Don’t say that again", "your only warning"
the $300 tips goal is to put on a pair of jeans... which will be off-camera
reckons being more prolific than WingsOfRedemption means he is better than him
made KGhaleon a mod on his forums, who is notriously unstable and flip-flops his support
blamed his fans for distracting him during Super Mario 3D World causing him to die a lot
admitted he is getting old after failing at Super Mario 3D World... old man Burnell!
believes that Ninja did not popularise streaming or boost Twitch as a platform
"He's done zero, nothing." but previously admitted Ninja had raised money for charities
says Ninja and other streamers are 'popular because they're popular' and not because of skills
says he doesn't care about Ninja yet spent over 15 minutes ranting about him
later brought up Ninja while playing Fall Guys; obsessed and jealous
ranted about Ninja for playing a kids game (Fortnite) while playing a kids game (Fall Guys)
implies that he could have been as 'lucky' as Ninja if he just acted out like him
accepts that he is like Al Bundy, living in the past
says he won't dance on camera for tips; puts on two vests at once like a clown though
says his favourite type of shower is showered with money
cancelled a stream due to Stream Elements going offline, leading to whales charging back
derailed his stream to rant and rave about another mod (ThatAnonyMouse) that went rogue
says the leaked Discord chatlogs reveal nothing; they revealed Phil doxed PwDubz
the leaked logs also confirm that his Discord account is his WWE Champions account
insisted he did not share information about PwDubz; had shared a pic of PwDubz's driver license
made PwDubz take a photo of his driver license for 'proof of ID' i.e. blackmail
made all his mods show him their ID (doxing themselves) for future blackmail
says he censored PwDubz 's driver license in the image he shared; this is a lie, he did not
believes sharing a drivers license image is not doxing (it has full name, DoB, and address)
said ThatAnonyMouse went rogue for no reason; turns out Phil mocked Mouse's child sex abuse
said ThatAnonyMouse is the doxer of PwDubz due to showing the (now censored) licence image
lied about not policing what his fans do outside of his streams, banned fans trolling Wings
"Everyone will forget about this by tomorrow" regarding the expose
"I'm not the type of guy who holds grudges and holds ill will"
makes his mods shame viewers into donating to him
more than half of words and phrases that get you banned from his chat are about e-begging
has said he's the king of retro and yet had to get advice from the stream chat
mocked trolls who said $10 a stream is 'measly' which betrays his ranting about needing tips
says he doesn't understand the hate against Asians; has made racist jokes about Asians
later on wore his Japanese themed shirt, which has a racist stereotype and gibberish katakana
says no one would want to see 1v1 him and Wings in CoD, despite the fans wanting to see that
states he still wins chargebacks, despite evidence to the contrary
doesn't ragequit and admits faulty gameplay when he's got lots of tips; money does buy happiness
won't play Monster Hunter Rise for being "too complex to learn solo"
made a big rant about retail companies because they shifted his wife's schedule
lied about his wife now working during the day or lied about talking to her during the day
“You wanna hear how the economy is doing, I’ll tell you” says the bankrupt person
made a big deal about Jasper now being in the night streams
says he last drank gin in mid-2020... pffft
in reaction to being called immature for decorating for his birthday, he made poop jokes
says that wasting time observing lolcows is toxic behaviour, sneak calling himself a lolcow
claims he doesn't hold grudges against the old EVO competitiors
says people like Gootecks and Mike Ross were "getting old" after SFIV died down; so did he
says the EVO competitors would always tout their rankings; ok Mr. 4th place at EVO 2005
claims Gootecks and Mike Ross talk shit about him but provides no proof at all
states Gootecks and Mike Ross were like 'flash in the pan' despite their years of elite play
"I can't tell you the truth about Kat's past" you mean her cheating and demonic possession?
confirmed that Kat has had a cloudy past
insists he didn't steal Kat, but she was dating Jeff the Subaru guy at the time they met
says he won't talk about Kat's life and yet has mentioned her work shifts
runs away from Gojitenks claiming he has bad lag, but Gojitenks parries projectiles like a pro
yelled at people (who don't know him) for playing in SF lobbies with DSP trolls
derails the stream to answer troll questions and comments all the time
believes that the Ice Bucket Challenge participants only did it for clout and attention
can't believe that the Ice Bucket Challenge raised lots of money to ALS
warned his listeners of fake charities that simply pocket your money... hmm...
"Restreaming me without my permission is the same as selling drugs or mass murder."
responded to the Dan Avidan allegation saying he never talked to any underaged girls (Leanna)
"Money isn't everything in life, stupid."
admits that the trolls get to him, implies that his fans and whales have thicker skin than him
thinks no one cares about him doxing PwDubz
believes he has only quit very few games
tells content creators not to groom and sext their fans; literally met Leanna that way
backpedaled when people pointed out that Dan Avidan's situation is just like his
still claims the bald patch in his beard is white hair
lied again that he doesn't make mods show their personal ID to him as proof
thinks he is improving at playing video games despite admitting getting older and slower
demonstrated how he eats hotdogs, makes hand gestures that look like performating fellatio
says he can could eat up to four hotdogs in one sitting
"I'm not a miserable person!"
made a very toxic rant when he tried to coax paypigs to tipping to test the new Twitch animation
runs out of silverware constantly due to being too lazy to wash them daily
says he doesn't want money from trolls (he totally does)
made up a lie about a troll uploading videos to his channel via a 'mobile code'
says he would never grab his crotch in a video; has fapped on stream before
admits he can't sit still, rocks back and forth constantly, even when eating dinner with Kat
his new top animation gif is a clip from Home Alone 2, which is a copyrighted media
believes that saying Ninja only got popular by appealing to kids is a compliment
only thinks Fortnite is the battle royale mode, says no one plays it seriously anymore
thinks that trolls asking him dumb questions all come from an 'illegal' restream
doesn't like Ninja for preying on children; okay Mr. blowing bubbles while playing Fall Guys
flip-flops on hating and not hating Ninja
insists his rants about Ninja are not rants
"Morons follow morons"... pot kettle black, Phil
calls his trolls basement dwellers; barely leaves the house himself
refunded a $62 tip from a whale because he thought it was a fake tip
blamed the whale for not having a verified Paypal and for mispelling his own name in the tip
"I would never say ever that I'm a victim."
says that people shouldn't be judged for what they say/did 10 years ago; 4th place at EVO!
took over a month to get used to the daytime -> nighttime schedule
derailed a stream to fall for bait about whales being spotted
ranted that no one got the joke, despite acknowledging around ten people laughed at it
has a donation animation gif of a censored John Rambo and Howard
stated that there is no censorship; 'blowing up' the SD footage 'blurred' the edges
“The streams are very fun. Why aren’t you giving me money?”
"They spawned me on the edge of the map walking off the map!" no, YOU walked off the map
refuses to wear the platinum vest because detractors voting for it are somehow trolling
believes that PwDubz set up the doxing for drama
still believes that PwDubz censored his drivers license (we have screenshot proof he didn't)
reckons he got a receding hairline because his mom cut his hair and it wouldn't regrow
goes to bed at 12am-1am while Kat goes to bed at 10pm-11pm... healthy relationship!
joked that he's 76 years old; has the looks and reaction speed of someone older than mid-30s
showed jeans to the camera, has a noticeable stain in the crotch area
got a $200 donation requesting the Sonic hat, refused to wear it
spent up to $2100 on WWE Champions in the last event; that's where your donations go, whales
uses dual pistols in CoD, haves fun, but calls it stupid (his fixation on 'realism')
"I've never done anything racist in my entire life."
received around $700 in one stream and the very next day he's back to begging for tips
admitted he squandered the money on "nice things" (like WWE Champions?)
showed his stroke face to 'prove' that his mouth is not crooked (it sort of is)
"I just make my mouth crooked to make stupid faces." - admits he's acting like a clown
believes that OnlyIcedCoffee appearances are rare (he deactivates his account and uses alts)
encourages his fans to entice their friends and family to help him reach 5k Twitch subscribers
the reward for 5k Twitch subscribers: wearing a full jean tuxedo for a stream
then revealed that the 5k Twitch subs goal was fake (more like he realised it was a tall ask)
made OnlyIcedCoffee a mod; so much for not rewarding him for being a whale paypiggy
only appreciates a big audience if they are tipping him, stream hype is nothing if no $$
his birthday streams have gaming-related balloons you would get a pre-teen (manchild!)
says that fans are not entitled to ask anything from the streamer, even if they a whale
reckons taking over an hour to do grocery shopping is a normal adult thing to do
"I always thought DMX's lyrics were very real and true! I mean...I'm not saying they were good!"
shat on CDPR for hyping up Cyberpunk 2077; is excited for the much-hyped Elden Ring and new GoW
think if you find and exploit an OP mechanic it's good, but if you're told of it then it's bad
"Look at this! Super Mario figurine! Brand new! I bought it years ago!" then it's not brand new
"Gojitenks don't you have a fucking life? Can you take a day off?" says the gamer
blamed his parents for not telling him what was acceptable and what isn't
the reward for hitting 900 Twitch subs: him playing a game he played in 2015 or earlier
is bewildered that people bring up alcohol all the time; does late night gin drinking
"Of course I'm not fit but I'm certainly not super fat or anything like that"
"Stop sexualizing everything that's a woman, you sick perverts!" - used to own sexy figurines
blames non-existent lag for bad gameplay; doesn't blame actual lag when it occurs, blames devs
points out gaming channels that barely talk about gaming... during a very long prestream rant
"I have glasses! I just don't wear them because they're for distance!"
took a hypothetical question about dinner with Danny DeVito literally, ranted
ate cake for his birthday even though he has gout (he has to avoid carbs)
"Gout has got nothing to do with chocolate cake!"
showed his connection settings on stream, revealing he only gets two bars signal strength
his birthday outfit is a denim vest, looks like a homosexual, like Chris Chan in his vest
doesn't want his fanbase to give themselves a nickname, hates that unity and bonding
accepted a tip that mocked his 4th place win at EVO; he needs that money!
now loves the penne meme, jokingly wants to use penne enhancing drugs
expects a shotgun to kill someone from afar
threw his back out doing 'physical stuff', so he couldn't take down his birthday decorations
ate half a disgusting McDonald's sandwich even after hating the first bite
complained about the meat being cold and soggy, but it's made to order; he waited too long!
is so weak he bruises easily and doesn't notice until he spots them
cleaned the storage room in his house for the first time in seven years
excuses his constant rocking back and forth as back pain (that the Seattle air cured?)
went very toxic at his fans for suggesting he use DoorDash for DSP Tries It videos
believes he doesn't expect his viewers to donate or sub or tip, just give their time
wants more artistic games; plays every new Call of Duty game
"This is my job...but the most important thing is that I have fun"
says he's unconcerned about Twitch now cracking down on grooming; groomed Leanna and Kat
says it's good to see gamers overcome and persevere; says he'll look up solutions and/or cheat
"I love gaming! But they missed the point of what you’re suppose to be doing while gaming!”
“This game feels like work! It does! It’s work!”
exclaims it is bad game design if you can't beat a level within an hour
only paid his 'tax guy' half, and still hadn't paid his quarterly taxes
changed his story: his CT 'tax guy' didn't screw him over, him moving to WA was what did it
admitted that he will spend tips on his and Kat's anniversary dinner
is convinced that people must have 'cheated' to beat Ghosts 'n Goblins Resurrection
“You have to know what you're doing to play these games”
"Someone named Blacks and Jews tipped me $5", says he won't say their names, already did
is bewildered that people would give tips to sleeping female streamers; his own mods do this
“By the way I forgot to mention this, Jasper woke me up and 2am this morning"
“I don’t even really know how or what quickscoping is" yet quickscopers are "tryhard scrubs"
doesn't want rumors spread about whales... not to spare their feelings but to ensure they donate
claims he spently his money wisely; bankruptcy documents prove otherwise
is baffled that a sniper rifle doesn't one-hit kill someone if he shoots them in the shoulder
encourages donations just so top-tipping detractors can't pick his next vest colour
critized people for going to restaurants during a pandemic after he came back from a restaurant
was surprised that 'toothless' means no teeth
says taxes are stupid, doesn't know how they work, hates having to pay everything he is owed
says it's stupid that tax laws benefit the rich; discharged around $500k in personal debt
“Hold on. I think my wife may be arriving home... Nope! That’s just a plane passing overhead”
hates the word 'hate' and will ban people for it; okay Mr. King of Hate
refuses to drop the King of Hate moniker because it is brand identity and he'll be trolled
decided not to do a 100k followers special because he suspects bots are following him
won't turn away from the mic to burp because he can't control them
played a game by popular demand and wanted to stop playing it, said "this is not working out"
bemoaned that it was very difficult to get vaccinations in his area (he's just lazy)
“The elite already got their vaccinations! It’s us the commoners that are struggling!"
tried calling around local clinics and hospitals for the COVID vaccine... at midnight
supports gacha games and microtransactions so long as its within moderation (pffft)
"You shouldn't be spending hundreds of dollars on every new character that comes out"
says he hasn't watched pro wrestling in months; will ban you if you spoil PPVs for him
believes his mere existence beats gojitenks but states gojitenks beats him most of the time
left his room for 15 minutes on stream and stated he never cleaned the pan his cake was in
guilt trips his fans for voting for the platinum vest in 80°F heat
told his chat to lay off Tevin, despite hating him for years
refused to answer how many pushups he can do in a row, called the donator an asshole
believes you don't need good brakes in your car if you don't drive like a madman
doxed a verified tipper who said one can use gout as a pre-existing condition to get the vaccine
cannot come up with his proudest gaming moments because his fans' job to think of them
“No, I’m not avoiding your cheers, I’m just not answering them!"
said the PS5 isn't worth getting, even though he bitched and moaned about not getting one
said his house was made of 'el cheapo' materials, but Kat really did rip the drawer off
gripes about bots boosting his stream views; most of those bot accounts are already banned
welcomed Twitch's plan to purge bot accounts, convinced self he'll like the real sub count
“When my wife comes home she immediately washes her hands and takes off her external clothing”
upset that the Resident Evil 8 demo is only available on Saturday because it inconveniences him
"I’m not sacrificing my only day off with my wife... and my family! Just shut the fuck up!"
acknowledges that it's unrealistic to expect a sudden open vaccine slot, and yet wants one
"I'm enjoying myself. I'm having fun." then bitches and yells at the chat
encourages his fans to donate because he knows he can't rely on whales forever
blames his chat for why the tip goals are so high, because they're waiting for whales to tip
announces that his taxes are finally done
got a 10k bit cheer and immediately asked for more tips
joked about doxing a detractor; has doxed people in the past
doesn't like non-DSP talk in his chat but makes an exception for discussing the COVID vaccine
assumes that a demo released a week before the full game's release is basically spoilers
believes that if people are getting bored of constant CoD gameplay they must be detractors
“My hobby was playing games, but my hobby now is spending time with my wife and my cat”
ranted against companies creating artificial scarcity; plugged Twitch subs before sub goal hit
decided to get takeout food for dinner during a heatwave
doesn't realise or care that Twitch streamers can gift subs, refuses to gift any
ate barbequed beef at a Hawaiian restaurant, despite needing to avoid red meat for his gout
“Usually when you eat fish it tastes like fish! It has a very fishy taste!”
insists he doesn't care for 'conspiracy theory' nonsense; always falls for drama bait
is baffled by a gin + cherry juice mix due to alcohol; still drinks gin
“The original Nier game didn’t come out here! I don’t even think it was dubbed over!”
didn't understand why the RE:8 demo was PlayStation only (Sony paid for exclusivity)
“There is really nothing out for the PS5, but my wife wants one and hasn’t been able to get it”
speaks for his cat when he says the cat doesn't want to come into his hot office
doesn't know or care that cats like heat, assumes his cat will feel the heat like he does
thinks he beat Ghosts & Goblins Resurrection on Legendary difficulty (he turned it down)
insists PWdubz is a detractor who reported him to Twitch who lied about being doxed
sent his paypigs to DCMA to flag content on r/DSPDiscussion
"I would never joke about someone dying or anything like that"
does not believe in innocent trolling; ALL trolling is malevolent in his eyes
is baffled why his paypigs, especially the pedos (BSV) and coomers (Derich), get trolled
has instructed his mods to monitor fans' off-site activity to see if they mock his whales
says if you make fun of porn-addicted Derich you are a scum who isn't right in his eyes
says he doesn't care about pop culture anymore; still makes pop culture references
“My focus this month is on tips”
got a 17 kill streak in CoD, went back to sucking, blamed the game
called his fans "the dumbest fucking kind of person" for 'defending' CoD and not him
demanded a troll apologise to him for calling penne points "pig points"
called NieR Replicant "NeiR Automata Replicant”
“I have to pay my electricity bill! Please crowdfund my efforts!”
finds girls talking about sexual things as 'cringe'
“My dad did some digging and told me we have Native American in us as well!”
refuses to get the COVID vaccine on a day his wife is working because he can't do it himself
“All the other appointments I can find that work for us are very far away” aka over 5 miles
pondered why his fans are concerned that he spent $70 on a baseball game when strapped for cash
couldn't figure out what a baseball movie called The Babe could be about
got kicked out of the Twitch partnership program, has no idea why
refuses to believe it was because he doxed PWdubz, says that is false old evidence
"I did nothing offensive! I did nothing to anyone that would warrant any of this!"
“I know I didn’t break the rules, but I’m still the victim of abuse!”
admitted he makes thousands and thousands of dollars off Twitch; so much for struggling
began shit talking Twitch the moment he learns he's taken off the partnership program
didn't wait and see if it is a glitch or human error, immediately burned bridges with Twitch
littered his YouTube video reacting to his unpartnership with a shit ton of ads
used a disgusted tone when talking about how Twitch took a cut out of tips, bits, and subs
freely explains how bits work to the fans who buy bits, ensuring they won't be doing that again
insists that him suggesting donating via other methods isn't asking for money
"I don't talk about political things on my stream at all!" unless it's big like COVID or BLM
"I've streamed on Twitch since 2013!" yet he left Twitch for years after his bitrate bitchfit
is too lazy to make polls on websites other than Twitch
thinks being shadowbanned means to get banned with no explanation given
"I don’t judge people for what they like. I have never judged people for what they like!”
pointed out his wife is crying, whined on stream rather than consoling her
“Nobody cares about the vest but the idiot trolls anyways!” to the faces of fans who donated
lambastes businesses for weighing in on social issues; does the same thing (he's a business)
"My opinion is not offensive" and yet has offensive opinions e.g. defending Cuties
"Did you see me standing on my sandbox?”
celebrates free speech (yet bans detractors) and expects Twitch to be pro free speech too
the Twitch admin “isn’t coming forward likely because they don’t want to be publicity flamed”
only put on one vest, “we have trolls in the chat today, I'm just going to ignore you guys”
got out a calculator to work out his new tips goal; anyone else doing that would be yelled at
“Why the fuck would I read chat when it’s just a bunch of idiots?” very respectful to fans
got handheld in Divinity: Original Sin II, complained about not playing how he wants
disobeyed the fan's handholding, accidentally started DLC content, complained about pacing
refuses to believe that PayPal shows your full name and other 'doxable' info
banned a regular tipper because he pointed out that PayPal shows your personal details
calls Kiwifarms and Discord forums echo chambers; his chat and website are also echo chambers
says people have the right to question anything that is said or done... unless he says/does it
supports free speech but will ban people for 'cultish' behaviour
encourages his fans to use fake names for their PayPal accounts (this breaks ToS)
knows fully well that PayPal doxes you since he suggests fake names and burner email addresses
most of his commentary to playing NieR was references to NieR: Automata
said the only COVID vaccine he could get is 2-3 weeks away (blatant lie)
knew OIC was potentially trying to dox mods, ignored the issue and did nothing
ranted that Joystiq is a dumb name with dumb spelling; okay, DarkSydePhil
knew that Twitch has exclusivity agreement so no instant YT uploads, broke this rule for years
"I violated the same rule for four years so why am I being punished now?"
is unwilling and/or unable to make a slideshow presentation
claims he "phased out Patreon"; still collected money from it
watches ReviewTechUSA, even though he says he ignores Richard and other content creators
hates the "cultish viral movement that Phil is bad, that has no factual basis whatsoever"
"If you want to contribute to me, DO! Stop fucking talking about it all day!"
“I'm really tired of people saying I’m a bad person and a bad content creator!"
claims to have lucid dreams e.g. woke up and saw ghosts in his room (that's not a lucid dream)
"The best way to deal with internet trolls is to ignore them" ...pffft
claims not to know why Twitch removed him from the partner program; blames trolls anyway
stayed on Twitch because of his 'community' (read: whales)
allowed a loud buzzing sound to annoy his viewers until they yell at him to mute it
the loud buzzing noise was made by his PS5 choking on dust
; blamed the game
added emotes of black people to the auto banlist in his Twitch chat
ranted about Twitch not caring about "the human aspect" of departnering him
admitted he was a casual streamer because he can't rush through RPGs like most other genres
hates Divinity: Original Sin II and pretty much called his fans morons for voting for it
called D:OS2 a “troll voted game to make him look bad” (said 'trolls' being his fans)
"I don't even care if it's Viewer's Choice"
demands his fans hold his fan for Divinity: Original Sin II or he'll drop the game
decided in the end to drop the game in the end due to OIC's tipping influence
“Every single time I have any kind of relationship I have to think of long term implications"
said "I'm holding you nicely" to Jasper while only holding him under his forearms
claimed 900 people were subbed to his Twitch; most of those were gifted subs
insists he is used and abused regularily and it totally isn't his toxic behaviour
“I choose to move forward positively instead of being paranoid”; rants about detractors
refused the swimsuit scenes in Danganronpa V3 because he's a married man, dood!
forgot that NieR Replicant is a remaster of NieR
almost splurged on a new laptop, chair, and green screen in early 2021
“I didn’t do anything that was ever in direct violation of Twitches rules!"
“Every manager I have ever had has treated me unfairly."
admitted he makes $125k a year on Twitch
“Twitch was incredibly disrespectful to me!”
“My $5 pateron really means nothing, it’s just premium forum access. I’m just being serious.”
"I'm not gonna over-the-top just start banning people left or right or whatever."
thinks it's okay to ask for $200 a day because he's 'known' and not a new streamer
ranted about roguelikes not having enough checkpoints
ranted that roguelikes are not good game design and not a good genre for streaming
“Why are games chores! Why am I playing a game and getting annoyed!"
doesn't care about reviewers' opinions, expects people to care about his game reviews
upset that reviewers gave Returnal a 9 despite flaws, thniks the whole review system is bad
"Don’t put out a number score!", but "You have to quantify your review score number factually!”
“I don’t get why modern games don’t let you save whenever you want!"; uses save states
upped the daily tips goal to $400, still insists his fans/whales don't donate extra (wink wink)
rants about reviews that criticize the game but still give it a good score; does the same thing
assumes people actually treat Metacritic scores as infallible, says the website shouldn't exist
main reason for considering a move to YouTube: he keeps his precious emotes; muh emotes!
refuses to adjust the brightness settings on his TV because he insists on default settings
“I originally left Pateron because of trolls! The trolling activity became too much!”
warns fake-tippers of being investigated for fraud; is the embodiment of fraud
ranted that the game devs at CDPR didn't get paid much; he himself took Project 7 money and ran
"I don't like taking medications because your body builds up an immunity to it."
made OIC a mod after months of insisting no one can buy modship
says it wasn't a mass shooting since the guy was aiming at someone and inadvertently shot others
insists a troll purchased and used credit cards he acquired off the darkweb
“Maybe roguelikes are outdated! Maybe people don’t want to waste their time!”
“Pokémon Snap is kind of challenging”
mixed up 'legal' with 'contract', reckons he can sue Twitch if they ban him or don't pay him
admits he can't afford sue Twitch (once again waving around empty threats like a child)
"I'm enjoying myself, therefore I deserve payment."
reckons the only reason why reviewers give roguelikes/lites good scores is due to good drops
says he doesn't have to hit the tips goal everyday, then immediately says he has to
insists he can't lower the tips goal or else "I'll go out of business!"
used an item that increased damage to him rather than heal himself in Returnal; "WOW!"
buys a respawn point for the stage 2, dies on stage 1, is upset he isn't taken to stage 2
"This game makes you feel like shit! It actually does! The game developers don’t care!"
“This game type shouldn’t exist!” in reference to roguelikes
spilt water on his crotch; shows the stain to the camera and kept on gaming with wet pants
actually believes people fall for obviously fake anti-vaccine trolling
"Because I'm a 12-year old girl to do a stream with plushies!"; has done streams with plushies
"If you include all your personal info into Paypal, you are doxing yourself!"
calls what he does a business and didn't realize he has to pay income tax
“Returnal resetting your progress when you shut the game off is insulting to me!”
“I have no idea what the Washington state divorce laws are.” uh oh...
pronounces foie gras as "fhrag wah"
refuses to get LED lights for the background because he wants originality from other streamers
"Why would I want to do what everybody already does?"; has foam on walls like other streamers
is knowingly taking money from an underaged child, which is illegal
stopped calling himself the King of Hate because he is afraid of cancel culture getting him
spoilt Resident Evil Village for himself by reading the reviews
"I like celery in my egg, uh, my macaroni salad! Now we’re not going to have it. God damnit!”
threatens to ban anyone who says anything about eggs
had to be told it was Cinco de Mayo and decided have a Mexican bake to 'celebrate'
so terrified of trolls he keeps holding off on CoD multiplayer with patreon backers
backtracking on PayPal doxing you as it turns out PayPal DOES give your full name and address
now blames his fans and whales for putting their real details on their PayPal accounts
“If you’re stupid you can accidentally dox yourself! Don’t be stupid!"
“Here is my PayPal that I use for intelligent stuff!” pffft
lied that he didn't see personal info from tips; his Discord logs disprove this
disregarded the PayPal warning tweet by the verified user with no counter-evidence whatsoever
“I told you guys this year was suppose to be a turn around year for me!”; that's every year
thinks the 'illness' in Nier came from “the dragon” in Drakengard
congratulated Tevin for reaching 1000 Twitch subs and tells him not to be a shithead to him
beat a boss in Returnal (after patch) and thinks hard games don't feel hard to him anymore
complains about freedom of speech on Twitch, a private platform
“Kat wants a PS5, but she can’t get one because of how scarce they have been!” hint hint
acknowledges that websites log IP addresses, confirming his website logs IP addresses
lied about telling his fans/whales to use a fake name for their PayPal accounts
tested PayPal with a friend and his real name showed up; excuses it as Phil already knowing him
instantly caught out an impersonator of a fan; insists he can't see your personal details
assumed that all the fake tips from stolen credits cards were by one person
assumed that the detractor is using 50+ stolen credit cards; provides no proof for any of this
complains that he is expected to provide evidence to back up his suspicions on fake tips
played Resident Evil Village with very low lighting, spent a lot of time adjusting settings
dropped constant hints of his creaking chair, malfunctioning laptop, and due mortgage
ponders why the streams is so slow recently; spends ages asking for tips and not enough gaming
saw a taxidermied deer skull and assumed it was an incorrectly rendered graphic glitch
neglected to add a $200 tip to the leaderboard because the tipper was unverified at the time
compared Resident Evil Village to Bloodborne because they share a grimdark European style
responded to ReviewTechUSA's tweet calling him out... so much for ignoring drama
“I’m not expecting or asking for support” usually followed or preceeded by requests for tips
proud that he wasted hours backtracking and investigating everything in Resident Evil Village
“What is it they say…back to the cutting board?”
“I have a phone call scheduled this afternoon with my mother to wish her a happy Mother’s Day”
wants to play a chill relaxing game but shat over Death Stranding, a chill relaxing game
withdraw his praise for Tevin upon realising Tevin is still making streams about him
"Tevin, you are a good-for-nothing loser who DESERVES to lose Twitch partnership"
encouraged his fanbase to report Tevin's Twitch account (targeted harassment is against ToS)
believes that getting his fans to mass report Tevin is a good thing
takes no blame in Tevin's Twitter getting suspended the day after he urged his fans to report
acknowledged his fans in his Twitch chat celebrating that their reporting got Tevin banned
refuses to put on a fun wig to have honour a tip, calls his donator "you dumb fuck"
lies that he doesn't complain when he has a slow night
“My taxes and my mortgage are huge hardships that I need to pay right now, ok?"
thinks that calling a baby born in a car 'Carson' is an inappropriate joke
showed off his (lack of) Pokemon knowledge by stating there was a Ghost type Eeveelution
believes he legally owns emotes that people drew for him
"You're not gonna see on my streams wasting time with this shit"; said on stream wasting time
assumes that detractors only focus on him because their positive content is unpopular
paints all detractors as lonely losers with no friends... pot kettle black Phil
claims to support freedom of speech but says people can't talk about Kat divorcing him
“It’s been determined that in culture that video games are works of art! It has been!"
"The experts agree!"; doesn't name the these so-called experts
pronounced Louisa as "Lu-eek-a"
reiterated he hadn't spoilt Resident Evil Village and yet knew what to do in certain parts
allowed a big fan and tipper to be banned because he dared mention a detractor in chat
admits he worries about big tips that could be fake but uses them immediately to pay bills
assumes that no one wants to see Cooking with the King, hence why he'll never bring it back
laments he's never experienced 4k gaming; owns a 4k TV but doesn't broadcast in 4k
E3: “all the idiotic content creators running around being desperate trying to make it big!”
his first reaction to a new whale is to ask for his/her email to confirm they're legit
pronounced cadou as "cadoooo"
ponders why mines deep underground would install air vents
admits he makes about the same money since losing partnership, meaning he can pay bills
stated he felt bad setting the fundraiser goal at $3000... for just that week
"My wife is probably wondering where I am."; is only 8 minutes overtime
“People say keep saying why don’t you downscale your life... the thing is I am trying!" Pffft
has no emergency back up plan, is completely at the mercy of his whales
one of the perks to donating to his Patreon is a shoutout; gives detractors shoutouts for free
warns about spoiling the plot to Mass Effect, a game he played over ten years ago
“It was never about the money. Don’t worry about it guys. Seriously it was never about that."
allowed his tyrannical mods to ban permaban 172 people from chat during his $3k fundraiser
only raised $1700 of the $3000 goal yet was oddly calm about it; secret deal with a whale?
his $3000 fundraiser actually went to his attorny fees, not his mortgage or bills
unaware or uncaring that misusing the money from said fundraiser is actual fraud
got his Twitch payment, did not even thank Twitch
lied that he can't show when the payment came in, meaning it might be from before the fundraiser
“[Returnal] doesn’t fit the model of a content creator!”
said something that sounded like the N-word, got suspended from Twitch for a week
"They banned me! They banned me in the middle of a business stream! No justification!"
Twitch swiftly removed the suspension; still thinks it was deliberate and moved to YouTube
“I currently drive a very e... ec... uh... what’s the word? Uh I forgot the word for it."
"I need the items I need to beat the game or the game is just wasting my time!"
found the Twitch bathtub streams “extremely distracting”... I bet they were, Phil
made all his YouTuber Supporter tiers the same: crowns, emotes, and a shoutout
hates that superchats show up on the chat because they show his greed
doesn't count superchats to the $200 daily tips goal
refuses to lower his bitrate to 720p, hint hints that he needs a new laptop
removed a "known troll" from chat... that he'd only know if he browsed Kiwifarms
isn't sure if he's going to stay on YouTube, already selling memberships
accidentally said vest when he meant face mask; has got that vest goal on his mind
declares Twitch to be "falling apart" for mistakenly banning him
bemoans having to edit his streams a little bit more for YouTube
now bans anyone saying "HATE ARMY" in chat even once
says his old racist content "can't even be categorized as racist by anyone with a brain"
says you can't look like a sissy: "You can be incredibly buff and still be a sissy."
begs his fans for new artwork for his streams, won't compensate contributors
is stunned that Twitch's departnered him for hateful slurs; says words like 'retarded' daily
"I don't use hateful slur language at all ever, ever, ever, ever, ever! Never!"
says Twitch banning him is not legal and wouldn't hold up in a court of law
demanded that Twitch reveal who reported him and make a public apology
once called Twitch cowards for censoring Metallica music; furious that they stand up to him
"I never broke the rules!"; playing copyrighted content, begging, misusing funds, drama, etc
insists he's the least racist; calling Necromorphs jews, "in China they say...", etc
"I want everyone on this planet to be happy!" (except his detractors and trolls)
is puzzled why a private website like Twitch would moderate their content
didn't realise that Twitch taking action on toxic behaviour also includes streamers like him
gave Twitch 1 week to respond or he won't return (after they took 2 weeks to respond)
insists he never spoke ill of Twitch; spent the last five minutes calling Twitch garbage
assumes he can twist Twitch's arm into apologizing after lamenting that they don't care
thinks Twitch responded in an unprofessional way (unbanning and apologizing within 2 hours)
assumed his alleged 'hate speech' was just insulting looks; has called people retarded idiots
says that it doesn't matter what Twitch ToS or his contract says, state law is on his side
admits he will split his time between YouTube and Twitch after vowing never to return
thinks his allergies result in sneezing and his throat closing up (lying or serious condition)
reckons he can retaliate to trolls as toxic as they can dish it and Twitch will allow it
won't sue Twitch; not for moral reasons but because he'll only get $30k and "it's not worth it"
acknowledges he'll be supported by the same regulars and whales, doesn't try to expand
feels safer and at peace on YouTube, feels like he can get away with his toxic clownery there
intervened between a disrespectful whale and a mod by defending the whale for the $200 tip
banned all Derich accounts, told the real Derich to email him to get verified somehow
refuses to enable likes+dislikes and comments because apathy (actually mostly to deter trolls)
“Right now I have no major income coming in”
supports freedom of speech until he gets defamed or slandered
pretends to ignore large tips that suggest/plea for him to stop begging so much
calls Twitch out for normalizing hot tub streams as "predatory" and then asks for donations
encouraged his viewers to go watch the hot tub streams if they want to
believes he left Twitch but in reality he was mistakenly suspended and he ragequit
wants to hit 200k subscribers on YouTube after years of not caring
wanted to quit Divinity II because he had to strategize and couldn't coast through it
“Jasper kitty is a troublemaker, but he’s not destructive!”; still sprays him with water
lied that Jasper was declawed at the shelter when he clearly said that he got him declawed
admitted he never watched The Quartering's content before doing the interview with him
“Who eats hotdogs and has a side of veggies!?! When you eat hotdogs you don’t eat like that!”
knows he is on limited time hence why he rushes through games as to not 'waste time'
pretends to be disgusted with the hot tub streamers, actually hates them for stealing viewers
stated he'd never go back to Twitch even if they apologized
"I’m not going back now. Nope!” then later admitted he may go back to Twitch one day
called Twitch the new Machinima for taking away his partnership 'for no reason'
says he has a group of people contacting him behind the scenes, won't admit it's his Discord
proposes that whales are better than detractors simply by virtue of them donating to him
"TIHYDP became about hurting me and my family!"
"Logical adult humans like us understand that crazy!"
"People that are normal would never hate me or laugh at me in a negative way!" pffft
made over $15k within 30 days of been de-partnered from Twitch through sheer begging
begged for more money after having just got paid by YT, lied that he wasn't getting paid yet
too lazy to edit out the word 'Twitch' from his prestream art, just deletes the art anyways
“I DON’T ASK FOR BIG TIPS EVERYDAY! ITS CROWDFUNDING!”
“People told me no! Never go back to Sekiro! You’re too good at it and it’s boring!"
deeply upset that barely anyone replies to him on Twitter, blames trolls
admits he is paranoid about being reported on YT, but yet feels safer than he did on Twitch
got over $1000 in tips a day and didn't go overtime for the fan
debated whether to play Biomutant based on its reviews despite saying reviews don't matter
dislikes the 'elitists' who get early copies but then relies on their reviews
for input
laments that his Biomutant playthrough will be stale and reptitive... like all his playthroughs
“Biomutant is a boring repetitive game” then goes back to playing Pokemon Snap
says Biomutant “feels like a game you’ve already played before” then talks about retro replay
still pissed that Twitch hadn't yet answered his ultimatum to him
"Did I get the vaccine? Sorry, I can't answer, that question is way too politically charged."
admits he is no longer into gaming and is bored of modern releases
“The internet culture was SO positive back in the day!" pffft the internet's always been nasty
says that internet culture got negative, but he has admitted to trolling fighting game forums
“The trolls are a cult who want to see me fail!”
“The McDonald's cheeseburger is a nice little mini-snack”; oink oink pigroach
“The nastiest thing at McDonald’s is the ice cream! It’s fucking disgusting!"
said trolls are "still infants inside"; okay Mr. bubble blower
“Today is action day! Tomorrow is Ask the King! See what I mean? I’m a variety streamer!”
equates fans wanting him to play CoD again to them donating to him
states that him being around for 13 years means he must be doing something right
"I have to make smart choices and it’s impossible in 2021 to know what to play all the time!”
still salty over not getting his Wolverine action figure, now blames collectors as well
said Nintendo is a cult that could make “Super Smash Booty Dooties Duty” and people will buy it
appealed to emotion to his viewers saying that Twitch de-partnering him made Kat cry
“I don’t tell you guys everything that people do to me to hurt my family!”
“I have to tell you guys the things these people do to me otherwise who would believe it!”
tells his fans not to buy amiibos; has previously wasted money on gaming statues
reckons Twitch de-partnering him is worse than anything he's ever done on Twitch
salty that John Rambo monitized his video about pigroach; has monitized similar videos before
states that he didn't win just a fighting game tournament but multiple tournaments
relieved when there is no gojitenks to wreck his shit in Street Fighter games
"I've never in my life charged someone to play me in a fighting game!"
"Yaroslev Tarta... Tartakovsky? What a name." then mocks Genndy Tartakovsky and Russians
refuses to budget for future payments because that would mean quitting WWE Champions
refuses to take a few seconds to google currency conversions; stops stream to audit tips
makes as much money on YT as he does Twitch, if not more; still begs to pay his bills and debt
disabled likes and dislikes on his YT videos because the ratio shows how small his fanbase is
stole @YakAlmighty's Aloy photoshop of him rather than simply retweeting it
wrote an insincere Memorial Day tweet, with grammar errors, and he doesn't even vote
spent half his Mass Effect begathon in menus, dialogue, and cutscenes scenes, not gameplay
spent quite a while in the menus in Fallout New Vegas changing the menu cursor colours
smacks and bashes his malfunctioning PS5 controller, hint hints that he needs a new one
"My parents are way more like my parents than me!"
claimed he healed his herniated disc by simply adjusting how he sits on his loveseat
claimed he won't need $200 tips a day goals after he gets paid in mid-June
speculates that his Metal Gear Solid playthroughs was when people started to hate him
joking claimed his video game character crush was Urien from the Street Fighter series
admits that playing against Gojitenks makes him feel weak, understands the skill gap
states that Mass Effect 2 is a filler game
raged against the Paul vs Mayweather fight because there was a $50 fee to watch the PPV
“Wresting is fake but it’s still more athletic than that boxing match!”
says you can see half-naked men sweating together for free; you would know, Phil
asked his fans to make donation animations, with zero compensation as usual
accepted new fanart for the pre-stream, which is so garbage it borders on trolling
wants to go back to Twitch despite tearing them apart and burning bridges with them
panders to the LGBT community during Pride Month; has a history of calling people gay and fags
implied that transgender people are mistakes of science and not normal
says his stream chat is "a safe space for all" (except detractors)
is vexed that an “authentic Italian” restaurant has Americanized food; eats Americanized pizza
enabled subs only mode to his stream chat, killing the fun and chill vibe
believes that YouTube is seriously following him and taking his suggestions earnestly
says if you read the synopses on Wikipedia, you don't need to read comic books
stated that the USA's workers “are all untrained, uneducated and unskilled!”... like Kat?
didn't read ReviewTechUSA's superchat correctly
pretends not to recognise the names of detractors, especially when whales impersonate them
came up with many excuses not to continue Divinity: Original Sin II; one was "it's too old"
“I don’t want to go back on a promise to my viewers.”
expects his viewers to $upport the stream even when they're begging him to play something else
thinks Divinity: Original Sin II is 120 hours long (because he takes breaks and forgets things)
“I’m not a political streamer! Politics have no place on my stream!”
believes Elden Ring is innovative for having a horse
thinks "Jasper drinking gin" is a reference to WWE champions
died on the tutorial level of Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart
responded to Albert Wesker being cast by a black actor by calling Albert Wesker an Aryan
can't have fun with Guilty Gear because he needs to master every mechanic lest he be bodied
claims he made a ton of friends in the fighting games community
claims the fighting games community abandoned him; more like Phil uploading other's matches
reckons the pros hated him for making casual YouTube content and envious of his 'success'
thinks 'console exclusive' means not on PC
stated he played Diablo II back in the 90s... release date: 2000
got a big tip from an unknown person, said he'd refund it, kept it anyways
“Only twenty bucks tonight. That’s terrible! I thought you guys liked this game!”
wants an Xbox Series X as he is drowning in debt living on tips and donations
says the Series X will allow him to "unplug from the real world and relax" which he already does
planned to do a fundraiser to buy an Xbox Series X, yet makes a shit-tonne in donations
admits he is braindead and won't remember the down+back attack in Virtua Fighter 5
used a randomly selected unflattering finger-sniffing thumbnail rather than choosing another
“I promise you after this week you won’t ever hear me talking about tips like this ever again"
claims he said COVID would be a long-term issue in the beginning, which is a total lie
claims an airline gave him a $300 voucher to shut him up for flying through a thunderstorm
“I forgot to measure my fecal matter, next time I’ll try to remember before I flush”
wanted to make Mario Golf a regular weekly feature
said he put Divinity II on hiatus... then said he's not ever going back to it
stated he'll ignore anyone asking about Divinity II, even his own fans that paid him to play it
got pissed off that YouTube did a subscriber audit, after kissing YT's ass for months
confirmed the only time his PS5 has ever completely ever turned off was when it crashed
"Don’t touch gambling! Don’t ruin your life for that man! It’s not worth it!”; you would know
“If you’re going to gamble anything it has to be expendable income, ok?" ok Mr. 15 credit cards
“I said many time that buying all those statues wasn’t worth it! Didn’t I?"
claims he read the real Lord of the Rings books (as opposed to the fake ones?)
says he likes MLB games because he doesn't need to pay too much attention
defends the anti-Asian content in his videos by saying he had lots of anti-everything in them
reckons he is a real streamer because he doesn't try to look presentable with 'eyecandy'
says gimmick streamers have dual monitors and neon lights; he has beige walls and dust
suggested real gamers don't look like models with 'ring lights'
"I hate people that are fake."; pretends to be so poor he can't pay his taxes
made his Twitter profile banner image a quote from himself
“I never banned anyone who named themselves after SnowKarl" but he did
“I played a lengthy game in VR and afterwords I barfed twice” but never gives details
failed to get a job within the ten years of promising his mother he would
interpreted his mother's words as waiting until ten years pass and then get a job
refuses to believe that some prestream fanart has a penis in it when it's clearly there
failed to notice another prestream fanart has LowTierGod edited into some stolen artwork
took on a viewer's challenge to defeat gojitenks three times in one stream for $200; failed
called Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin 'bootleg Dark Souls' when it's Nioh-esque
said Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin was not fun; beat the demo and said he liked it
exclaimed that streaming and e-begging is the hardest job you can do
spent a few minutes explaining that donations about eating ass won't get his attention
reckons his homophobic jokes aren't homophobic because everyone interprets them differently
balanced a roll of toilet paper on his head; he's a mature adult, dood!
pondered why he gets Minecraft content on Twitter; tweeted about Minecraft all the time
pretended not to know about much YouTube membership costs
got upset that Virtua Fighter 5 requires you to learn moves and not just mash buttons
got upset that each fighter in VF5 has different moves and not just the same base moves
reckons old VF games didn't play like VF5 i.e. skill-based, not button mashing
“Off the top of my head looking at this list”
reduced the daily tips goal to $100, still asks for donations when it's hit
“I don’t understand sidestepping”
“Now I’m a full time streamer who isn’t known for fighting games”
“My chat is used to a very consistent schedule because I’m a very consistent guy!"
complained he had trolls in his chat; chat had six quiet people
decided his favourite PS5 game is Astro's Playroom... because it's free
doesn't know if his wife Kat watches TV shows without him
acknowledges that viewership is down, owns up to it, but bans trolls who point it out
"My streams are not failing! We have just separated the wheat from the chaff!”
says his stream chat isn't dead, doesn't acknowledge most messages get deleted by mods
reckons he is much better off despite his viewership plummeting and whales leaving one by one
"I don’t have free money to do anything!”
"If anyone wants to buy me a Series X I’m all ears, but so far nobody has come forward!"
refuses to allow his wife Kat buy him a Series X as it will 'ruin' their relationship
“Hoggish greedly... haha what a name!”
only received $2 during a CoD stream; blamed the game and the viewers as usual
sang boy band songs for over ten minutes for some reason
admits he relies on games to get viewership and not his (tahxic) personality
“There are only about 50 people who make a living off non streaming content”
banned a fan who correctly pointed out that his YouTube revenue is going up
“Every time I have ever gone to the beach I’ve overheated! That’s not beating the heat!"
"Why would I go to the beach when I can sit in my house with the air conditioning!"
"I don’t get beach culture! Why go outside!?"
“I go in the water to cool down but when I come back out now I’m hot again! What’s the point!?"
spent ten minutes explaining why he won't bring up the Frank Hassel drama
states he doesn't have time to play games off-stream; has time to watch other LPs with Kat
refuses to divulge what content creators he watches: "Stop asking intrusive questions!"
“You used to be able to get custom pizzas at Pizza Hutt" ...you still can
says he was ripped in the early-2000s and weighed 250lbs in the mid-2000s
said he never did 'stomach exercises' when he meant to say 'core exercises'
“Less than more than half reduced”
thinks sonic booms in SF games come out instantly like hadoukens; former SF pro fighter
sweated on his bed with two AC units on full blast, unaware it's either bad ACs or bad health
plans to buy more fans and another air conditioner for his bedroom
called Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart boring and redundant but then said he looked forward to it
claimed he pinched a nerve in his sleep, but it could be a sign of diabetic neuropathy
"I’m not going to talk about my vaccination status in life"
“I’m not going to talk about me TRYING to get vaccinated” nice slip up
says Danganronpa games don't make sense because they're not legally realistic
“I am someone who wants to sit and enjoy games for what they are!” pffft
"The majority of people who come check me out say they like my content, they tell me that!"
got stuck on the second course of Mario Golf: Super Rush
acted with fake positivity and behaved himself when Vegan Gains was in his chat
“There is no authentic pizza in Washington state, I’m serious”
“I leveled up! Leveled up... my butt cheeks! Ackackack!” mature adult with a business degree
says he's not ReviewTechUSA because he doesn't go topless on-stream; made a shower video
says he doesn't look like ReviewTechUSA; he actually does
restricts his chatroom from discussing other content creators because it's his competition
"I have a nice life now"; drowning in debt, begs for donations daily
"I don't think it's fair to leave the responsibility of support to just one person"
“People who think about friends who he went to high school with are losers.”; has no friends
won't wear the vest in 75°F but will wear the cowboy hat despite ranting about sweat
runs a cold shower to cool the bathroom while he shaves at the mirror
“Every single air conditioner on Earth requires a window to work! That’s how they work!”
“Central air isn’t air conditioning per se, it’s called central air!"
“I’ve had to cook the last three days in a row... which sucks!”
“Since it’s so hot here sadly that means I’m going to be yawning a lot today”
is bewildered that he is expected to finish games chosen by the Viewers' Choice Patreon poll
ranted about Kiwifarms for being a site of hate yet browses the site
compared all Kiwifarms users to Kokichi Oma, a fictional character from Danganronpa V3
essentially calls all Kiwifarms users evil, even those who do absolutely nothing to others
“I was nervous, but to me... now the future is looking good!”
said Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart could have been a PS3 game due to it underwhelming him
“If they are going to charge $70 for these games they need to blow my socks off!”
thinks 50 ms of ping is ideal, usually has around 80~ ms
conflated his lack of interest in Halo Infinite as everyone's lack of interest in it
raised the daily tips goal to $150 after weeks of boasting he'd be fine with just $100 a day
raised the tips goal because fans would stop donating at $100 reached; he wants that money!
one of the proposed rewards for reaching the $150 tips goal: the cowboy hat
said his car was at the mechanics, slipped and said it was a car payment
claims his PC is not a lemon because it is used more than likely any other PC out there
“I think I slept well last night, I don’t remember”
“The humidity is sapping oxygen and energy out of me and it’s making me yawn”
air fryer: “You have to scrub it! It’s like double-triple the work of cleaning up as an oven!”
“I'm not in debt I just can’t pay my monthly bills! Uh, and my tax payments”
accidentally called Kat his parent when talking about not wanting to have kids
“Nothing at Taco Bell is real!”
“I’m a guy who makes gameplay!”
thinks a single new tire and a tire rotation costs $500-$600
claims trolls ruined his fan multiplayer events
forgot how to play chess despite supposedly being good at it
indirectly stated he doesn't play indie games because they don't make him enough money
“I can’t showcase indie games! I’m not in a position to do that!"
"I’ve not been late to streams, stop it!”; late to that very stream
still upset at Returnal, slams people who like it despite it not being 'revolutionary'
wants to be greeted and guided by staff at the department store (because he's useless)
eats frozen burritos for breakfast made from 'good ingredients'
said a comment about him sitting on his ass making easy money is dumb... but it's true
insists he doesn't have paranoia, looks out the window at trucks that pass by
reckons if you walk into his gated community you are breaking the law
keeps mentioning his profuse sweat to guilt his fans into not voting for 'winter' vests
calls cleaning counter-tops “topological cleaning”
updated his Patreon to mention nothing was ever promised (thanks for the money, dummies!)
“Naan bread is a fresh flatbread type of bread that usually has a char flavor to it”
“I don’t hold grudges!”; ProJared, slowbeef, Rambo, EvilAJ, Kiwifarms, etc...
purchased expensive filters for his furnace a year in advance
“Did I ever go back to my high school after I left there? No? Why would I do that?!"
“Hamburger Helper is an hour of work” and assumes you have to wait 20 minutes for it to cool
“I burnt the top of my mouth! I don’t have 20 minutes to waste letting it cool off first!”
thinks it's totally normal to spend $9000~ a month on bills
assumes that anyone who calculates his earnings and/or his debt has no understanding of money
blamed his lack of tips on Europeans (foreign viewers); plays less than an hour at nights
refuses to play games that give him rage because it increases trolling but not tips
didn't count a superchat to the tips total because he didn't like its message
calls his fans "shit heads" because they want him to respond to chat while he plays CoD
claimed his audience was 'fickle and picky' back in 2013; they're still fickle and picky today
held an emergency weekend fundraiser to pay his bills AGAIN
then said Kat was organizing ordering food the next Saturday (with the raised money)
“Olive Garden sucks! It’s Americanized fast food!”; makes Americanized pasta
"There’s not a single thing at Red Lobster that would be considered real American seafood!”
“when I drink coffee I drink unflavored plain black coffee with a little sweetener and creamer"
allegedly hates Nintendo nowadays and yet shills for them when their games are on sale
“Nintendo fans conditioned themselves in to failure because they keep buying Nintendo"
claims he was skinny before going to college
“Any remaining muscle mass on my body is from 15 years ago." wasn't even muscular 15 years ago
"I don’t work out anymore, my life is just sitting down and playing video games all day”
"my thumbs are wider then the average persons, that’s why I have issues with typing tweets"
“I’m too old to do a 24 hour marathon by myself!"
somehow sees a difference between his 'special' fundraiser and any other marathon stream
tried to trick people into tipping by pretending StreamElements wasn't showing tips
has no idea what he'd do for a job in Seattle, proving the 10 year plan was abandoned
“Mario Golf is the ultimate cash in game! You wanna talk about cash ins? This is it!”
ragequit and deleted Mario Golf: Super Rush due to not having certain club emblems
“FUCK YOU NINTENDO!”; alleged Nintendo fan right here
"The more power you get the more fucked up in the head you get"; you would know, Phil
“Everything announced at E3 and all these events are all duds!"
"Outside of Elden Ring everything has been duds!"; previous shat on Elden Ring
called a new viewer an idiot for knowing what DSP Tries It is about
“If I get Microsoft Game Pass that will open up my horizons!"; will probably quit every game
"It’s costing me no money! It’s zero additional fees outside of the monthly subscription!"
goes to several different grocery stories to get ingredients; first world problems!
“Every once and awhile you have to spend money even if you don’t have a lot", "grow up!"
believes he takes good care of his shit because his shoes lasted him 5 years; is a shut-in
referred to the menu of the fast food joint Sonic as 'cuisine'
pretended to be upset at a comment asking if his Indian food is 'dot or feather'
claims he got his cat Jasper a rabies shot, despite it never leaving the house
“Going out and eating doesn’t cost much more then eating at home”
“I’m not like other people who run their shit in to the ground! I take care of my stuff!”
referred to his gout as a 'blood disease' despite gout being caused by uric acid, not blood
said he was 'designated' his gout, implying he was appointed with it
made very weird faces as he ate goat meat curry, teeth probably fucked so he's in pain
"There's bone in the goat meat. See this? This is bone! It's rubberized bone!"
took him an hour and 48 minutes to finally touch his controller and play Fallout New Vegas
"What was the last movie I watched? I have no recollection. Zero. I couldn't even tell you."
threatened to ban a longtime fan just because he asked an 'intrusive' question
"If you think that was verbally abusive you're a fucking idiot, you can go too."
"I'm 39 years old! I know more about money than you do!" had $500k debt and 13 credit cards
believes he is owed money, love, a home, and opportunities, like a spoiled brat
thinks he is owed notoriety; is already notorious, nowadays tries NOT to gain more hate
feels he deserves a honeymoon but couldn't have one because he couldn't afford one
believed a fake fact that Super Mario 64 is 47 years old (as of 2021)
hates eating food that he needs effort to eat, such as bones, seeds, pips, shells, etc
allegedly did 25 pushups off-camera, did them way too fast with his flabby arms to be legit
never thought to aim the camera down at him doing the pushups, believes he is owed the $200
"I legitimately did those push ups right here in stream and he went back on his deal with me!”
asks his fans/whales for tips, not superchats, for instant money, ensuring less superchats
purchased an Xbox Series X after the marathon, claimed a fan donated it to him
"My fans will actually believe me I didn't buy this because they know I'm not a scumbag!"
refuses to show evidence the Series X was a fan donation, not even showing the UPS packaging
got an Xbox Series X despite crying that it had no games and Microsoft was stupid
hates trendy YouTubers/streamers and yet tells his audience to 'smash the like button'
lied that he never called $1 tips a "pittance"
doesn't know how to set up surround sound for PS5
accidentally leaked his Xbox mobile app code on stream
accidentally showed the previous Xbox owner's email address on stream
accidentally admitted he purchased the Xbox Series X
assumed Forza Horizons 4 has raytracing because he can see reflections on his car
defended the whale OIC by saying that Asia is a country and not to mock his birthplace
“I’m sure Final Fantasy VII runs like doody on the Xbox... it’s a PS1 game after all”
played Battlefield on the new Xbox, thereby swapping CoD for BF... variety streamer!
“How is it that people have been able to find me and troll for so much in recent years!?”
put the Xbox Series X on hiatus because 'variety streamer', not even playing his new console
reckons that getting an Xbox Series X for free from a fan is considered a success
believes that having one strenuous day of activity a week makes up for a sedentary lifestyle
spent his day off getting a haircut and eating at a restaurant; supposedly deeply in debt
so paranoid he got up to check a truck driving past his house (dump truck, not SWAT van)
raged at a fan's superchat about catching up to Phil in Divinity II in only 30 hours
accidentally mentioned a WWE Champions mechanic while playing FO:NV, proving he still plays it
refuses to become a vegan; he loves the red meat!
insists his beard is going white; it is but there are bald spots as well
"Why does anyone care so much about my appearance?"; doesn't care at all about his
ranted about celebrities that do work on cameo.com; would do it too if he was a celebrity
said people who pay for celebrity videos is dumb; pays for celebrity wrestlers on WWE Champions
"What's so funny about paying someone to say whatever?"; has had paid shoutouts
discounts any celebrities cameos because they don't know him, but they MIGHT know him
believes his trolls are literally infatuated with him
ponders who exaggerates 'minutia' out of proportion; this is how he complains about games
“I rarely platinum games when I platinum them”
“My brand new Series X, which is just sitting there unused” and gathering dust to die from
public named and shamed a fan of his for letting his YouTube membership lapse
"Why do a cameo when I’ll give you a giant custom video just for you!"
“Everything I said in those leaked Pateron videos are things I’ve said before!" good value
“Organic money and diversified contributions”
never noticed an incredibly offensive username tipping him
admits he is weak since he let his muscles atrophy
still butthurt about not getting $200 for allegedly doing 25 pushups (off camera)
accidentally leaked another email address when taking a photo of Jasper by his TV
"There was no disciplinary actions taken against my account"; was booted out their program
is baffled that fans ask why his PayPal is empty, even though he himself says its empty
says you can't buy mod status in his chat; OIC got his after vast donations to him
threatened to again ban fans in chat for talking about topics that aren't him or the game
claimed a 'generous' fan donated him a laptop (hint hint he him purchased the laptop)
“The laptop coming is a low end laptop” and yet he supposedly had "no clue" as to its specs
“I had no idea this was even being sent to me!” after he JUST said he was expecting a laptop
refused to name the unknown benefactor who allegedly donated the laptop (it was him)
got a new laptop despite only using it to monitor his slow stream chat
almost dropped the new laptop upon unboxing it
asked if he's excited about the laptop: "I mean it can't be worse than what I have, right?"
accidentally punched his mic when lowering game audio, damaged the mic, ends the stream
spent over an hour setting up the laptop, mostly being quiet, wasting everyone's time
accidentally punched his mic again during the aforementioned laptop installation
“Tonight was one of the slowest streams I’ve had in awhile. I don’t understand why”
claims his wife likes his patchy goatee turning white
"I would do whatever my wife wants!”; ok, Darkcuckphil
mistakenly explained that a “refrigeration unit” can't work with a hole in it i.e. a drain pipe
“Link is a human... I think he is, humans in this world just have pointy ears for some reason”
“I don’t even remember divinity 2, it’s so unmemorable..."; it was the paid Viewer's Choice
“I would like to one day do a tour of Europe” pffft
actually believed that OIC was on vacation (he was still tipping on alt accounts)
is genuinely sad that around 50 views left the stream during a bathroom break
“I can see the colour variables are better on this new [laptop] screen”
whined like a child when his YouTube payment was late, already made hundreds in tips that week
his 'big announcement' coincided with sudden lack of money... hmmm...
makes his own schedule yet chooses to have his day off on a day he doesn't get paid by YouTube
the first thing he did when he got paid by YouTube: took Kat out for a 'big dinner'
sits around alone on his day off, with his wife at work, arguing with trolls on Twitter
uses the work 'yikes' like a middle-aged Karen (which he pretty much is)
claims he doesn't pay attention to the trolls and yet spends his days off fighting them
lowered the tips goal to $150, acted like he was doing the fans and whales a favour
hopes that new game releases will attract and retain crowdfunding support
whined that people hope he plays Xbox Game Pass games right away, an idea he proposed
claims some of the most vile things he's read on the internet are wishes for him to lose money
states that he can't be made fun of like how he mocked ProJared
never stocks up on cat food, leading to Jasper possibly starving if short-term income ceases
"I didn't ask for any money. You're out of your minds! You're scumbags for even saying that!"
his 'big announcement' locked behind a paywall... was a golden vest that was 'donated'
"The goals are too stagnant so I got a new ve-, ah, a viewer wanted to donate a vest" ooops
the gold vest is basically a hipster waistcoat that costs $25 on Amazon
got a new laptop and a light thin golden vest, then asked for more money for more 'upgrades'
"its refreshing to have upgrades after years of not being able to do them myself"
“Stinky doody gameplay! Call of stinky Duty! Dooty!"; not a children's entertainer btw
“Stop telling people to tip in chat right now! It’s my job to tell people when to contribute!”
“I’m honestly shocked you guys didn’t seem to want to see the gold vest tonight. Oh well..."
claims he watched 2Girls1Cup by accident... sure, Phil
still believes that YouTube superchats are 100% non-refundable
stereotyped the Japanese people as only listening to video game music
“Sonic cuisine, I really want to try it because I really haven’t"
will include various hats to be donation incentives, an idea he shot down numerous times
dislikes Life is Strange 2 because “it made America seem like it was full of racists!”
is expecting his elderly parents to pass away some day
assumed his parents are passing soon because they brought up what'll happen should they pass
has a layer of "floor fluff" on his carpet, which is probably dust or lint
“In reality the cowboy hat doesn’t really heat my head up that much”; has complained before
states the Yoshi and Sonic hats are not hats, they are 'costumes', so he won't wear them
doesn't want to wear a silly costume because he doesn't want to inconvenience himself
"Fuck the dumb cowboy hat, no one cares about that"
"The vest, that's what I brought it for"; another slip of the tongue
"Very shiny metallic, which is why I chose it"; another admission he purchased the gold vest
states he is not addicted to porn
tells his cat not to eat too fast to avoid throwing up, doesn't think of a vet consultation
"Remember, there are some behind-the-scenes contributions"
"I never call a contribution a donation"
has to stand up and do 'exercises' for blood flow because his health is declining
says he is not unhealthy; fat, gout, nerve issues, ear infection, balding, stroke face...
refused to play Fallout New Vegas until someone in chat told him where to go next
pretended that Feasting with the King is a unique idea not done by others (i.e. mukbang)
acted that Feasting with the King is different that DSP Tries It (it's the same + more food)
admitted he has eaten out at least once a week since he moved to Seattle seven years ago
loves Jersey Mike's Subs because they make the sandwich in front of you
“Most of my back issues are fixed now by not using my back”
reckons Italian food in Connecticut is more authentic than Italian food in New York
“You can’t always guarantee that people will keep their word in this life”
ranted about traffic being busier on his day off
played Microsoft Flight Simulator, a chill game that's boring to watch
“I hope there is a casual mode because admittedly I don’t want to learn to fly a plane"
“Any entertainment medium should be for all ages!"
"KO gaming was a channel on the rise until YouTube blacklisted it!”
"I don’t do anything controversial on my streams in any way shape or form!"
allows trolls with offensive usernames to idle in his chat
called his beard patchy then said it was white hairs
his new laptop chugs when viewing his stream; another lemon!
got offended when someone pointed out that all he does is stay home and play video games
fell for a fake Twitter account that announced a Clayfighter sequel
forgot Haruka's name in the Yakuza games, one of the most important people in the series
forbids people in his chat from encouraging donations; only he can e-beg
won't team up with Wings because Wings 'lied'; Phil pretended to be sick to avoid the podcast
says he doesn't have nerve issues, then admits he has nerve issues in his hand for 10+ years
talked jovially of the food he ate on his day off, didn't mentioned his court date
“Every once in a while I’ll mention ways to contribute"; more like every five minutes
wonders why everyone talks about his financial situation when all he talks about is just that
thinks that moving to a less expensive house is "unreasonable"
one reason for staying in his gated-community house: his cat Jasper likes it
exclaimed that tips go directly to his bills, and maybe games and other non-essentials
“You guys have no idea how much I’ve spent on lawyers and legal fees”
was impressed by cars and street lights while playing Microsoft Flight Simulator
joked that going bathroom on a small airplane means going out the window; mature adult btw
“Is there football in Canada?”
banned King Vanity for asking the fans to donate if they like his content
refused to play CoD due to boredom, retconned his reason in support of the Activision victims
asked his fans for ideas on how to better his stream, turned down all suggestions
did not follow instructions in Microsoft Flight Simulator, is bewildered by the low grades
refused to do barrel rolls in MFS for his fans, is worried about 'dying'; no fun allowed!
“Give me ideas that will require no effort whatsoever!”
refuses to film himself cooking as he doesn't want to expose his kitchen
says not to talk about money, then panics when his PayPal is acting up
derailed the stream the instant he can't receive tips via PayPal
assumed everyone was panicking about the PayPal fiasco, but only he was freaking out
calculated 82+13=105
says he doesn't eat off paper plates but DSP Tries It videos prove him wrong
assumes pure fruit juice is healthy
pretended "the people" said Skyward Sword HD is boring, replaced it with PUBG, ignored fans
pondered who is sending tips in other's names, but allegedly can see who sends verified tips
uses the word 'lend' when asking for donations, unaware it means paying back the money
refused to play Power Rangers because people have already played it for long; pro fighter btw
still insists he can't see your personal details when you donate to him via PayPal
used glue to stick his fire alarms to the wall, alarmed when the glue melted during a heat wave
bans trolls with vengeance, turns around and cries that he's a victim
refuses to eat sushi unless it is fresh, does not care to know how to kill the bacteria
stated the authentic way to eat ramen is to have it as hot as possible
claimed ANOTHER fan wants to contribute gifts to him behind the scenes... hmmm...
said he never 'baited' the platinum vest, but he literally sidelined it
"I do my best these days to ensure I don't say stupid shit"
claims he is a totally different streamer to how he was years ago, "like night and day"
“There is no fucking way I’m going overtime with this tonight, I have my day off tomorrow"
laments that big news, such as Blizzard firing prominent staff, happens on his 'day off'
"wow just took a first sip of a new seltzer and its bangin"
showed off his new 'gifted' chair on Instagram like a child
"I can now truly call it an office. Why? Because I have a real, professional office chair"
admitted he purchased the new chair, no surprise there
got very defensive about how much it cost
purchased a cheap gamer chair made in China, claims to have spent a week researching chairs
keeps his bottle of bubbles next to his laptop for an imminent spill
wanted to go to Paris, France, searched Paris, got every Paris location, complained
“Why is the Taj Mahal next to the slums? These look like building I could see where I live”
“What’s the difference between New Delhi and Old Delhi? The type of meats they carry!"
"Where is Wyoming? Who knows where Wyoming is?"
is bewildered that quitting a match in online Halo matches results in a temporary ban
"In general, cultural stereotypes are not offensive at all unless you're a wimpy little bitch"
asked what he'd do with a clean slate, derails it with a rant that he was slandered by trolls
dropped a big hint about a possible last minute tip, expectedly got a whale to drop its load
wants YouTube to become more like Twitch because he wants that money
upset that you can't buy growth on YouTube with gifted subs/membership like Twitch
“Pad thai is the official food of Thailand”
claims he doesn't enjoy the misery of others, gaslights that he was always positive
“I can feel the oxygen level in my blood getting low and I’ll have to get up and start moving”
defended OIC even though OIC apparently tried to dox his Phil's mods
calls anyone who believes the OIC rumours to be stupid, disregards all the evidence
"Don't listen to people on the internet" says a person on the internet
hates memes because most of the ones said/posted are at his expense
was able to get a Jasper-proof chair, proving he got his cat declawed once he got him
made a racial joke about a black woman stealing a backpack, claimed it wasn't racial at all
"Look out, there's a black woman coming!", "It had nothing to do with the colour of her skin."
believes it isn't racist to make racial jokes but you're the racist if you call him out for it
so paranoid, he heard his wife came home early and thought it was an intruder
acknowledges his financial strategy sucks, does nothing to save more and avoid WWE Champions
refuses to answer how he can afford to buy new stuff when he has bills
got $7 on a stream around the time he purchased a new gaming chair... hmm...
claims he doesn't make drama is his life; Nazi jokes on Blip, fapstream, ragequit from Twitch...
wants to only play new original releases, unless older game playthroughs make him money
claims he's been vaccinated and thus can't get the Delta strain of COVID-19
praised the Xbox Series X controller for being lighter than the PS5 controller, which he praised
stereotyped the Chinese as the only ones making cheap knock-off products
"You gotta be careful when ordering online! That’s why I deep dived when buying my chair"
"He [Jasper] can't mess up fabric, that's why I bought a fabric chair"; DarkTongueslipPhil
doesn't understand how tax write-offs work
blames trolls for mocking his health issues, yet he himself caused his health issues
accused gojitenks of cheating by exploiting "lag patterns"
exclaimed his WWE Champions gem reference was misspoken, called audience conspiracy theorists
raised the tips goal to $300, hopes the whales are still under pignosis
his reason for the $300 tips goal: he wants his YouTube channel to build up to his Twitch acc
“My mortgage payment is very high" but still wants to live in a gated community
ate a bacon cheeseburger and Footlong Quarter Pounder Coney on stream; how's the gout, Phil?
wore the Sonic hat as he ate Sonic 'cuisine' even though he said he'd never wear that hat
"It doesn't even have any lettuce on it", "The lettuce is TERRIBLE"
took a photo of his half-chewed food to send to Sonic due to them getting his order wrong
theorized he couldn't get a milkshake delivered due to distance; it's a ten minute drive
allows OIC to do his trolling schemes because he makes makes most of his money from him
admitted that tips also go to his day off with his wife
“Do I know what the capital of Australia is? Uhh..."; refuses to look it up
called a swimming pool a “chlorinated water area”
“Mel Gibson is one of my favourite Australian actors!”; Mel Gibson is American
“Why was Mount Rushmore built all the way the fuck out here!?", expected it in a big city
doesn't know the presidents on Mount Rushmore; valedictorian, dood!
thinks Microsoft Flight Simulator is glitched because he flies at night and can't see much
raised the minimum fee from $1.00 to $1.49 because PayPal raised their fee from $0.30 to $0.49
believes he is exempt from slandering someone if he does it in self-defence
compared slandering in virtual world of chatrooms to IRL slandering
called Twitch a "dishonest devil" with a "silver tongue"
ranted that Twitch doesn't care about you... and made the rant all about him
has a warning of last-minute fundraising in every stream and yet we're jealous of his success
flexed on Justin Wong's YouTube Silver playbutton by mentioning his own one from years ago
glued his vests to the wall
uses a cheap third party Xbox Series X controller, wonders why he goes through so many batteries
"The official Microsoft charge kit is $50 or $60 bucks!"; costs $25 USD
says he was donated said controller then soon admitted he purchased it
admitted he's had the same mobile number for years, proving the WWE Champions account is his
"Now, as an interactive streamer, people could guide me", admitting he is useless as a gamer
ran out of the shower to get back to stream chat, making him overheated
shuts off comms to protect his family, calls people assholes for recommending he keep doing that
is proud that he doesn't do shilling or product plugs, but his e-begging balances that out
likes walking simulator games because they require very little effort to play
simultaneously believes and doesn't believe in the supernatural; DarkSydeFencesitter
believes that 'beta' means 'demo'
thinks 40% humidity outside is high
responded to a black NPC's question with "because you're black!"
calculated 60+37=107
defends OIC even after OIC revealed he has been donating under alt accounts all this time
threatened to quit Hades if the fans and whales did not support him financially
did not know that there was a Greek god of wine, thinks its funny
"Who's my favorite from the Greek mythology? I don't know if I can even answer that question!"
called out hypocrites for playing Blizzard games; hates Tim Schafer, will play Psychonauts 2
“I’ve read the Bible many times, studied it”
“If channel memberships default to auto renew than how can it dip every month?”
weighed in on political figures sex scandals even though he says he's not about politics
accuses Jose of being a troll who crashes online Street Fighter matches
worried about too many calories in his fast food order, eats it all in one sitting anyways
"There's no possible way you could ever know my income" but it's all there on public record
his epic fundraiser failed due to too many fundraisers and not using Line to summon the whales
had a $1250 goal for his bills even though the $566 is enough to pay the mortgage and utilities
"I don't want my fundraiser to be about money."
claims he ignored a Raid Shadow Legends sponsorship; declined it because it was work
was worried about not being able to pay his mortgage bill, purchased fast food for no reason
was legit offended that Carl’s Jr. was closed on a Saturday
pronounced jalapeño as 'halapeenyoh'
pretended to not understand that his whales are getting jobs just to contribute to him
“If anything I hope that I have portrayed myself as an honest person!"
acknowledges he can't prove that he's spending donations on bills, you just have to believe him
is proud that he conditioned his cat to fear the spray bottle
"I would like to do things for my family that would be nice!"
"I don't make much money. Look at my lifestyle!"; fast food, air conditioning, buying gear...
uses his limited wardrobe as proof he has no money
didn't know that a Polish-made game would use the day/month/year date format
referred to Jasper chinning things as “rubbing his sensory glands”
“They have Disney World in Africa? It’s probably all Lion King stuff...”
“I don’t know if it gets cold in Japan in the winter”
says he doesn't whine about finances because he's a mature adult
claims he received an Amazon gift card so he purchased new hats to wear on stream
"I make more being here doing this than I ever would out there at some in-person job."
preaches that companies in America do not care for you; does not care for his fans
exclaims he has no skills for the workplace; building PCs and streaming does not count
insinuates that you can't develop skills while out of the workforce
“I felt like I got beat up after I sat in my chair all day playing video games.”
lied that he didn't know Discord has voice chat, but he used it to talk to his Twitch contact
caught following an account on Twitter that informs people of console restocks (hint hint)
lied that his known phone number is tied to his WWE Champions account (it is)
failed to realise that by signing up for Line it confirmed his phone number
states the Line account was registered by someone using his number, but it needs his phone
didn't add a $50 supersticker donation to the tips goal but it wasn't a tip
chose a military peaked cap as a donation incentive; the Hitler the gaming
complained that the military hat didn't have a skull on it (likely a totenkopf)
banned people for calling his military cap a Nazi hat, literally acting like a Nazi
stated a fan purchased him new headphones... right after a begathon stream... hmm...
"What was for dinner? My mo-, uh... what was it called? I'm having a brain fart."
“I have suffered over and over again! I know that I am putting out content I feel good about!”
“I won’t put out reaction content because I put out intelligent content!”
will accuse in-game deaths in a multiplayer game as caused by a stream sniper
is bewildered that a whale won't donate big if Phil doesn't play a game said whale likes
refuses to shuffle around vests and hats because he feels overheated from almost everything
insists he has never insulted ProJared and thus does not have to apologize for
tells his chatroom to read his Twitter posts but not to respond to them
supposedly researched his military hat but didn't know if it resembled a Soviet hat
claimed the trolls changed the colour of his military hat to blue somehow
doesn't know how Gameshare works, can't play the games his wife purchases
doesn't know how to make his PS5 the primary console
refuses to ask his wife for her PSN account so he can play the games she purchased (whipped)
won't wear a wig because it will make his pig head sweat
his 'camo' hat is makes him look like a right-wing militia fanatic or a whale hunter
insists the camo hat fits him perfectly on him but it really is too small for him
the camo hat aka the boonie hat cost $10.49; only the finest for his fans!
says that by playing GoT you can forget about TLOU2, two games that aren't alike
now calls Jasper his "life companion"
doesn't like publishers that remaster 'old' games but will play SF for the jillionth time
won't play JRPGs back to back because they're long; will play Oblivion and Skyrim in succession
doesn't understand that someone would opt out of being a member rather than let it auto-renew
rants that YouTube does not send out notifications when he streams
"One of the issues cats can get is what's called a urinary tract infection."
admits Jasper has had UTI before, which is telling of his care for his cat
proceeded to tell everyone in graphic detail his cat's incontinence
“Having a sick pet sucks! Especially when you can’t do anything immediately to help them!”
left calling the vet until Sunday, when its closed, increasing Jasper's risk of kidney infection
said that the closest vet appointment was coincidentally his day off
only tried one vet office, did not try other vet offices to save his cat's life
then the next day he reported Jasper is getting better; the Seattle air cured him!
ignored the hat poll results so he can wear the camo hat again
his 'white hat' is just a camo visor cap with white hair glued on top; Boomersydephil
his last hat is just a simple boonie hat, so that makes three camo hats and a Nazi hat
is ignorant about file compression: "What’s the point of having the SSD if it has to copy it!”
lied that Jasper got static shock off the chair where in reality he sat down very hard
"I would fantasize that one day I would become a wrestler and have the title belt!”
admitted he purchased a new hat before he even got the 'fan donated Amazon gift card'
didn't recognise Hogwarts castle in Wizarding World in Universal Studios
got aviator glasses to go with his 'aviator hat' aka the Nazi hat
whined that he got his payment late again, still says streaming is a stable job
ranted about the digital world gone rogue, forgets this world still needs human maintenance
is bewildered that people might want the weekend off: "How about fucking work? Get to work!"
revealed that he doxed PwDubz because he shared a 'detractor meme' that offended Phil
stated James Rolfe makes video unprofessionally despite evidence to the contrary
believes he's overqualified for a middle management job
said he has three bills to pay but then later on lists five bills (hint hint)
“Me venting has nothing to do with you guys at all, but this is the place for me to do so!”
“Remember guys, my days off are dictated by my wife”
"I’ve advanced! I’ve matured! I’ve changed for the better!"
says he'll play the new CoD beta, forgetting/ignoring his boycotting of Activision
“I don’t care what the statistics say! Fornite is played by children!"
"90% of [Fortnite] is played by children!"; so much for not caring what the statistics say
explained he doesn't want kids because he doesn't want to pay for them
won't walk bare foot because Jasper tracks litter all over the wooden floors
chops lettuce and puts it in tupperware containers
“Anyone who is normal would never remember what they could bench!”
exclaimed COVID won't last forever, but early that year he said we should accept the new norm
won't do late night streams because he wants that money and Kat won't let him stay up late
says he won't do what society wants him to do; shills masks and vaccines like society wants
defended his notorious FFXIII unboxing video as just one unboxing video gone badly
did his FFXIII unboxing video during a fire alarm, didn't re-schedule or re-do it later
had a depression episode where he clutched his 1997 Tekken 3 tournament trophy and moped
lied that he doesn't hate Sekiro, he just tinks “the gameplay was too limited”
talked about the governor of New York State being accused of sexual harassment; no politics btw
“It’s not a typical dragon style, it’s Asian styled! Like a giant flying worm!”
is confused why people would turn off auto-renew for YouTube memberships
refused to talk about Jasper at one point, banning people who do
"You’re an asshole trying to make me look bad! Why bother telling you guys anything anymore?!”
talks to his hats, trying to guilt-trip his fans into tipping so he can wear a hat
bemoaned the 'elites' who gets games early again, not learning his lesson the first time
failed to realise he himself has received 'free' items from 'fans', making him an elite too
changed his story about not getting Xbox Game Pass, only got it after he got the Series X
"I don't frivolously just buy shit. I can't! I don't spend money on fucking bullshit!"
vaguely threatened Twitch for 'mistreating' him
"Twitch is going to get their... going to get what’s coming to them! Let’s put it that way!”
claimed he was one of the most politically correct Twitch streamers of all time
"Hateful speech? I was the least hateful guy on there, man!"
"I literally never talked about race, never talked about politics, never talked about religion"
"I never would attack another content creator, I made it my policy"; ProJared, DrDisrespect, etc
believes he got de-partnered by Twitch for being mass reported and not for any content he made
still denies that the Line account is his, even though it has been confirmed with his phone #
accidentally admitted the Line account is verified, thereby cementing it is his account
tried to rally his fans to get others to become YT members; DSP cult leader
still receives chargebacks despite his ironclad verified-only PayPal donations allowed
commented that Psychonauts 2 is like a 2000s game
threatened to ban people in chat for talking about emojis and other things that aren't him
claimed to have lost an entire day's worth of tips to chargebacks, provided no proof
"I’m someone who tries to see everything from a middle viewpoint” aka a boring fencesitter
now considers Twitch de-partnering him as illegal and may seek legal action a la DrDisrespect
kills time by singing Cher songs, which is copyrighted and Cher
“I’ve never said any hateful slurs... but if I did it was because I was provoked into doing so!”
hates the Fallout New Vegas DLC because it is a challenge he can't nuke his way through
called jazz music "saxophone music", listens to it all night with his wife
“I don’t really follow pro wrestling anymore, I just know what’s going on”
“I’m more into fruits now that I’m older!”; the food or the other kind?
refuses to put RetroArch on his Series X as to him it "sounds like illegal emulation"
thinks there are male chickens (they're roosters) and female chickens (they're hens)
"I don’t want to invest my time in a fighting game that is already dead!"; plays SFII again...
admits he purchased the hats to make them tips goals, is deeply upset when no one tips
so greedy he won't allow superchats to be counted to the tips goal despite begging for them
broke his boycott of Activision because 'a lot of people' demanded he play their games
speculated his fans couldn't handle the 'retro' nature of Psychonauts 2; plays SFII and FONV
“You are not one to talk, you only did a superchat when you could have tipped.”
“This guy started going all in like he was trying to prove something! I hate that!"
claims he is 'double vaxxed'
banned a lot of chat members for discussion OIC's doxing of moderators and detractors
stated he can't let his wife stream or else she'll be harassed by everyone
thought he found a 'self-emptying lake' in Microsoft Flight Simulator
took 25 minutes to find Vatican City in Microsoft Flight Simulator
denies adding words to the chat filter but Discord leaks proved he did add words to the filter
upgraded his tipping policy from aliases to aliases of known people (to protect OIC?)
can't convert coordinates to decimal degrees, too lazy to look it up
banned a tipper named after a charity stream because he wants nothing to do with charities
tried to find 'Ancient Rome' in Rome, Italy
said the Roman Colosseum wasn't that big and could probably only fit a few hundred people in it
blames the trolls for 'chasing away' potential sponsorships, doesn't blame himself at all
blamed trolls for costing him sponsorships despite him proudly not taking sponsorships
had the audacity to call his trolls hypocrites despite looking like a massive hypocrite
wants to be enjoy shilling sponsored products despite hating the 'elite' streamers who do that
threatens to ban anyone for asking why fan Snowkarl was banned
put his controller down and waited for chat to stop mentioning Snowkarl, derailing his stream
called his Fallout New Vegas LP a completionist run despite not doing all the side content
clarified the difference between Feasting with the King and DSP tries It: he eats all of it
one of his urgent bills to pay is his Costco membership fee
“I don’t want to be mean to you! I don’t want to be that guy!”; is mean to his chat daily
“Have you read the Bible? Yes. Have you read the entirety of it? Fuck no!”; studied it, eh?
yelled at an alleged 11 year old for donating to him, still took the kid's money
refused to put a stop to Derich's spam, says no one is complaining about it
states he wants to transition to politics and world news when he's older
refers to the act of playing with his cat as 'fighting' or 'boxing' the cat
promised his viewers 'newer styled content"; same old SFII and Bethesda type games...
exclaims he has to adhere to his tips goal rules, the rules he made and occasionally breaks
“Do you guys like the streams? Do you like the content? Then support!”
ranted about tips so much his Xbox went into sleep mode
claimed he had a successful stream yet he derailed it for a 20+ minute rant and only got $21
dismissed a logical argument on Twitter because the guy's profile pic wasn't him
feels no need to take an improv class because he's been doing improv for over 10 years
whined that he can't give tippers more benefits a la Twitch, still wants increased $$ support
wants people to become members for no added benefits: "that's not the point of the membership!"
posted a thumb injury pic to Instagram, claimed it was to 'bait' responses when he got mocked
claimed his thumb injury was a "deep cut" but it barely broke the skin (thin skin!)
muses that people take Twitter too seriously; rages at trolls on Twitter on gin night
his idea of improving finances: adjusted the tips goal rewards and two-tier memberships
"Actually, I'm constantly changing myself dependant on feedback and criticism"
states he barely spends time with his wife due to his 'work'; sets his own schedule
believes fans aren't becoming members because of YouTube's lack of features, not fans leaving
“If people stopped using Twitch they would go out of business overnight!”
wants YouTube to become Twitch 2.0, even though he's always talked shit about Twitch
"They're pretty eager to take everyone's money while ignoring concerns and improving nothing".
says he isn't angry while ranting with a scolding tone
insists he wasn't expecting a positivity when shilling hats, even though that's what they're for
put the hats behind a $100 paywall, even though a few days ago he mocked that suggestion
swapped the hats and vests paywall $ amounts but not the corresponding tips animations
pointed out that he won't give fans/trolls the limelight, cementing his selfishness and greed
got confused that his PS5 charged his PS4 controller
seemingly can't confirm if someone is banned from his channel
privates all his livestreams under the belief that it will help him in the YT logarithm
mistakenly thinks Among Us requires a large number of teammates to play
“I don’t want to play Among Us! It’s a party-styled game that’s virally popular!"
refuses to mute his mic when coughing and belching: “That’s not going to happen! I’m a human!"
reminded us that he only purchased a basic laptop, rendering the hype and setting up moot
“My moderators are busy people with lives!”; unlike you, DarkshutinPhil
announces tips that don't show up on notifications, a clue he's lying and making up tips?
detailed how he prepares his food days in advance like a fine cuisine restaurant
reckons the Twitch strike proved something is wrong; only 1m~ people stopped viewing Twitch
claimed to see both sides of the 'no free PS4->PS5 game upgrade', still ranted on-sided
“Nobody knows the profit margins of Gamepass!”
“Mobile phone games have no end game! They are designed to be an endless cycle of spending!”
doesn't understand why people get cars nowadays and thinks they're a bad investment
turned his wife's birthday into a personal holiday for himself
called Psychonauts 2 underrated, but it had an 87 on Metacritic at the time he said it
ruined his decent build in Hades because he thinks it failed him; he just sucks at the game
wants to play Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl because it is a party game, though he hates them
admits as a middle aged man he can't keep track of multiple things onscreen (he never could)
considered wearing a paper bag on his head as a tip goals
whinged about missing out on day one views on a channel he knows is spiralling into obscurity
refuses to have a superchats counter onscreen for reasons
states he can't wear headphones with the Nazi hat but he totally could
changed hats so he could wear his headphones, upsetting fans who paid to see the hat
“You can bitch and moan all you want, go fuck yourselves! It’s my stream, I’ll do what I want!”
explained that wearing a different hat is “taking back control”... from his paying fans?
seemed genuinely upset that he couldn't wear the Nazi, er, M. Bison hat during SFII streams
lied that the military hat wasn't available the previous week; he just didn't hit the tips goal
"I'm just a normal guy with a life and family."
says he barely makes ends meet with his $120k a year income
what he's doing to improve his streams: nothing, he's waiting for YouTube to improve
"Begging is asking for something for nothing. You are a moron."
reckons South Park is a good representation of children
banned people from posting the number 4 in his chat because he skipped it when titling videos
says he didn't want to leave Twitch but they didn't ban him, he left them
is genuinely upset that YT lacks features Twitch has
will do an interview with Rich from ReviewTechUSA if there is zero drama (aka never will)
rejected the interview because fans can ask questions, which means trolls can troll him
whined about being unable to debunk trolls' claims, thereby calling his own arguments bullshit
insists trolls aren't merely mocking him, they want to get his personal info to defraud him
so paranoid he thinks a troll can somehow get his IP address through a private Zoom call
insists he knows a fake Derich when he sees one; banned the real one that same stream
revealed that some Sega CD games were made for a cancelled console, a fact he already revealed
hint hinted that his fans give him $100 to flip his schedule so he won't play Psychonauts 2
announced he's got back into AEW, took a day off around the time CM Punk returned... hmm...
claimed his cousin was murdered in Tijuana and other weird unverifiable stories
ranted that the sun was too high on his wife's birthday as if anyone could turn the heat down
"What did we order? My mo- MY WIFE wanted to get a regular chicken sandwich."
his first response to receiving a sloppy saucy burger is diarrhoea and popped zits jokes
“I took a picture of the sandwich to complain! Normally I wouldn’t do that!” (pffft)
still ate the sloppy saucy burger despite complaining about it (oink)
did no research on sushi available at a local restaurant
refers to sushi as raw fish but sushi is primarily vinegared rice
lied about a druggie shooting up since he said he was in two different places simultaneously
broke the speed limit driving him and Kat home
ate sushi on Kat's birthday despite saying he'll never eat sushi or any raw food
believes you shouldn't feed your cat fish as it is for human consumption and can make them ill
“Pet food is unregulated! Why do you think some of them have cheese in it?”
“Yes Jasper is a part of my family! If you don’t like it fuck you!”
vowed not to play Sonic Colors: Ultimate due to its poor reception; hasn't stopped him before
ignored the Twitter poll results because he suspects users on Kiwifarms rigged it
mistakenly assumed he left the poll opened but it only lasted 3 minutes
'knows' Kiwifarms rigged the poll, revealing he still browses the site
believes only the USA celebrates Labour Day
refused to put a top tipper on the leaderboard because he didn't like the tip message
beat Hades but didn't bask in the ending; “I know this isn’t the real ending! I have to leave!”
is proud that he put out "more raw gameplay of anyone on this planet in this past decade"
“I have a busy positive social life! I have a wife! I have a cat!”
says if anti-DSP 'conspiracy theories' were true they'd be proof; there is (like this list)
reckons such conspiracy theories are abuse, even if delivered in a neutral factual manner
explains only crazy dumb people speak those theories; his ex-mods and ex-fans testify
“I never talked to my ex before she was of legal age but that’s what people tell themselves!”
concludes that he doesn't waste his time talking anti-DSP theories it in a half-hour rant
still believes that Kiwifarms planned to break into house; it was bait to prove he browses it
mistakenly said the aforementioned break-in posts on KF were deleted, but they weren't
believes that people who make DIHYDP videos make money off it
believes that people who make and/or watch DIHYDP videos are "insanely jealous" of him
admits he used to blame DIHYDP videos for the trolls, now he just blames mean commenters
attacked a fan's comment about obese cats as a personal jab at Jasper kitty
“A burger and fries is poison to a dog! It's a fact! People shouldn’t even be eating that shit!”
took a few days off to celebrate Kat's birthday like a child
believes Housemarque is only popular due to Sony
still thinks Returnal copied the "roguelike formal"
“Steam doesn’t kill bees, steam annoys bees so they will leave you alone”
ranted for 13 minutes on why Rich from ReviewTechUSA isn't worth talking about
“Having the Line app doesn’t prove anything! Maybe I talk to my family on it!”
previously admitted he has no family other than his elderly parents, Kat, and Jasper
his definition of a lolcow: "Someone who has hate clans who follow them around the internet"
“If I get COVID how will I do my job! I’ll be coughing! I’ll be dying!"
says he isn't a YouTuber as he streams on YouTube and uploads videos to YouTube
repeats that he doesn't hate Ninja but will talk shit about him and be negative about him
refuses to wear his glasses, just moves the TV closer to him
says he isn't about the drama but fails to see why drama keeps finding him
lied that the privated Patreon-only video where he dissed ReviewTechUSA never existed
called out Rich for sucking on cucumbers; made a video of him showering
blames Rich for having trolls; refuses to blame himself for having trolls
10:47am to him is "bright and early"
banned people in chat for talking about musicians and not him or the gameplay
denied he gets “behind the scenes tips”, immediately checks his phone for tips
his big financial goal: a nice honeymoon for him and Kat
stopped watching wrestling primarily because Kat's work schedule had changed
lied that him playing WWE Champions is unrelated to him watching wrestling
compared 9/11 conspiracy theories to the conspiracy theories involving him and mobile games
praises his Twitter followers: “Thank you for being a part of my life”
states intelligent people can can agree to disagree; bans everyone who disagrees
admitted he had spent hundreds of dollars on WWE SuperCard, didn't mention WWE Champions
showed onscreen a disgusting burger he ordered and ranted that he wanted a refund
exclaims you cannot compare him to other content creators because they don't match his output
is so paranoid of trolls he can't run a Discord server, fearing they'd infiltrate and ruin it
proudly states he streams full time six days a week and barely spends time with his family
insists his past, such as him not getting the Wolverine toy, doesn't mean he's a whiny brat
"I was raised to have self-restraint and that you had to wait in life"
“As a kid, I was the one who wasn’t handed everything”; as an adult he asks for donations
advises parents buy their whiny bratty kids their desire toys before they are sold out
strokes his ego that he can use his Wolverine toy story to give parenting advice
“I would love to do charity events like other creators but nobody else out there is like me!”
used YouTube's built-in superchat tracker despite saying YouTube didn't have such a feature
“If you want new perks you’ll have to give me viable ideas”
ranted about how he has 25k followers on Twitter and yet barely has interactions, blames trolls
says he misses interactions with people; never enable comments and always blocks/bans people
doesn't want free speech because he doesn't want to micromanage every comment he gets
"They might disagree with me and that's ok"; disables responses on Twitter because its not ok
assumes that any fans who respond to him positively will get harassed by trolls
admitted to rallying his fanbase to mass-report Twitter troll accounts
begged his fans to like and retweet his tweets for visibility
thinks that liking and retweeting him will "shut down the trolling"
believes that around 50% of his 25k Twitter followers are 'hate followers'
states Kiwifarmers spent all day doing unproductive things while he rants on the prestream
called Kiwifarms 'Kiwifarts' multiple times during his rant; a mature adult!
wants to be like 'other streamers' despite making a point not wanting to be like them
thinks its bullshit people can get away with being toxic, said during his toxic rant
claims it's racist to refer to his military hat as a Nazi hat
called poor people criminals
thinks it's stupid that important historical documents are stored and not destroyed
reckons WD40 will fix his squeaky chair; WD40 is for rust, which his chair doesn't have (yet)
sprayed his chair with WD40, complained that it is still squeaking
reponds to Vtubers on Twitter trying to get interactions
gave a speech on the dangers of addiction... he would know
said its stupid to buy the deluxe version of Lost Judgement to play it early; buys it anyways
admitted that the 'PhilSmokesCrack' tipper is OIC on an alt
banned a fan who correctly pointed out that PhilSmokesCrack is OIC
doesn't understand why murderers kill: "Why would they want the legal trouble? That’s illegal!”
states he has cannot and will not help his wife in her time of need
“I just have to finish this conversation with my wife.”
“I turned off the music! Look! I turned it off!”; shouts over the still-playing music
complained about getting even less interaction on his Twitter ever since he locked it down
"I told my fans if they want to talk to me safely, they can quote retweet me."
thinks he's a good judge of game length; wastes time ingame commenting and clowning around
smugly declared that Psychonauts 2 is on PS5 but he thought it was an Xbox Series X exclusive
roasted a detractor on Twitter for having just 1 follower and then cowardly blocked him
acknowledged a $20 tip but did not add it to the daily tips total
allowed a whale to impersonate a known chatter since he still got the $$
advised his fans to retweet as his privated account will make the retweeter anonymous (nope)
refuses to have polls on YouTube because he cannot restrict voters and comments in them
held no poll for the Halloween event despite taking donations; thanks for the money, dummies!
says Life Is Strange isn't woke: "It has stereotypes in it, but you can laugh at that stuff!”
is adamant that his very public '10 year plan' is now suddenly his business
was confused that Deathloop loops over and over and got bored as a result
called Deathloop a roguelike (it has no randomization, so no it's not)
gin-posted at 1am in response to WWE using purple 'unicorn cum' in their Twitter images
did a few unintentional Roman salutes when ranting about Jasper kitty
admits he can't ignore the trolls out of paranoia they'll ruin his life
lied that OIC hasn't been financially supportive of him since 2020
promised more 'power' to his YouTube members but can't deliver due to not doing research
assumes that YouTube is coded by lazy programmers that copy+paste spaghetti code
won't accept money from people IRL for his streaming services
says the Karen meme only applies to the internet and has no real-life basis (he's a Karen)
is upset that Sony hasn't made settings catering to streamers
encouraged his fans to double-dip the poll by becoming a YT member and join his website
"I want consistency, but my schedule is dictated by my wife’s schedule!”
bitches at games that cater to adult audiences, bitches at games that cater to younger audiences
"Psychonauts 2 is not a game for kids! It has depression in it!”
“Bugsnax is not a game for kids either! It has serious adult themes in it!”
bans big-fan Snowkarl and all his supporters on sight (except the ones that tip him)
accuses all Karl names as "cult behaviour"; his chat is for Phil only (DarksydeCultLeader)
"I'm a content creator! I don’t do this for the money! I love this job!"
states that most content creators are miserable and he isn't (pffft)
admonishes Wings for "embracing the trolls" when Wings clearly hasn't
assumes that embracing trolls makes you a troll
states that if you read any info about him you are brainwashed by weirdos
“You’ve circle jerked yourself so hard that your dick came off!”
still upset at Burger King two weeks after a disappointing burger, still wants a refund
"Nothing improves if you don't demand better"; okay, DarksydeKaren
quickly shilled his YouTube channel at his semi-viral anti-BK Twitter tirade
assumes that everyone outside the USA calls burgers 'sandwiches'
stayed up to at least 2:30am enjoying his spot in the limelight on Twitter
stole a tweet from Kotaku of all places to get Twitter interaction
"I was robbed! Burger King robbed me!”
didn't refund the bad BK burger because he had shopping to do and ate the burger at night
took a jab at ReviewTechUSA for being bald, meanwhile he's balding with thinning grey hair
called out Capcom for milking fans with DLC skins, meanwhile he's shilling new hats
uses the name Karl (as in Snowkarl) as an insulting term; he doesn't bear grudges, guys!
hates campers because they don't run into bullets like him
praised DoorDash on Twitter in an attempt to reverse the negativity
mentioned getting dinners via DoorDash literally the same stream he says he's low on funds
stated that women doesn't receive hate online for being female because they're not like him
assumes that Jose stalks him for the two hours of Street Fighter streaming a week
admits that Jose isn't annoying or bothering him, still rants because he does annoy him
"He did absolutely nothing at all at the competitive level" i.e. got defeated by a scrub
believes its alright to insult other ethnicities/cultures so long as it's all stereotypes
spends $200 on groceries a week and still spends hundreds a month on DoorDash
spends $80 on alcohol every fortnight (oh my god he's drinking gin!)
gets haircuts that costs $66 a pop (for a head with receding hairline and patchy parts)
spent tens of thousands of dollars on songs from Apple iTunes
did not take Kat to Japan or a proper honeymoon with all that disposable income
kept getting charges of $16.51 from PayPal due to his addiction to gambling gatcha games
sent $0 to charity despite previous claims he sometimes donates
makes $10k a month and still goes into overdraft several times
banned the Karl posting black power fists but not the Karl posting white power fists
ruined his dinner date by accidentally twisting his ankle
claimed someone IRL recognised him and pulled their car in front of him to say hello
insists he wasn't bothered by the fan interaction yet he lives in a gated community due to fear
unfollowed Derich on Twitter and then followed one of Derich's alts... hmmm...
was very quiet on Twitter following the big expenses reveal on Kiwifarms, seething and coping
complains about playing FPS games on console, never crosses his mind to play it on PC
got some Twitter accounts sharing images of his grave financial situation suspended
got /r/DSPDiscussion banned for excessive copyright removals (either him SuperHound)
hired more mods for his chat to shut down any leaks (even banning fans curious about it)
insists the drama isn't so bad but will go full Führer mode to stamp out the drama
acknowledges that Call of Duty games are lag-fests with hackers but he dutifully plays them
ponders why anyone would want merch from a streamer; still has a store with shirts for sale
insulted DrDisrespect for giving CoD champion Scump, and insulted Scump for being a kiss-ass
talked about people wasting money on microtransactions (fucking lol)
insists he never gave away empty game boxes... because they had the manual in them
stopped talking about 'kiwi farts' as soon as Kiwifarms put actual evidence on the site
"If you say global warming is fake you’re an idiot!” then talks about buying an air conditioner
“My wife and I will be trying to order another air conditioner for the house"
compares his streaming to a service like Netflix
states that the streamer has no obligation to do anything for fans, even to big tippers
gave a speech about how you can't live a life of seething jealousy; says you, Dave
"I don't watch other creators" and yet claims to know how other creators do things
told people to not donate if they don't like him , swiftly regretted saying that
"Silence is just as bad as being a part of the problem", says the person silencing others
claims he failed his first written driving test by them marking a correct answer as wrong
spent $140 on two copies for Lost Judgement, for Phil and Kat, because they won't Gameshare
says he loves the stories in Yakuza games; always nodding off or looking at the chat
“Even if you laugh at me the reward for my entertainment is being tipped!”
“A lot of why I’m in the financial position that I am is because I’ve stayed true to myself”
“PayPal sides with the content creator 9/10 times!” but yet rages about chargebacks
changed his mind on playing Diablo II Resurrected because it's 'chill' (i.e. easy tips)
stated that if you don't tip him you are hurting him
had a day off due to no funds but ordered Chinese takeaway via DoorDash... it's all so tiresome
gin-tweeted that implied that the bank leaks are legit and he may seek legal action (doubtful)
accidentally said "renigged" on stream, did not apologise or clarify when it was brought up
believes he is honest because he has no sponsors
told his chat not ignore any paragraphs in the chat because it's either spoilers or trolling
believes older Nintendo games come free, but in reality they come with Nintendo Switch Online
still insists he did all those pushups on camera, refuses to do any more
says he doesn't pay attention to any particular moment in his life; okay Mr. 4th place at Evo
doesn't want to take suggestions for games to play because only he knows best
claims that he is a victim of identify theft and that is why he spends thousands on shit
says he was impersonated but did not give any examples whatsoever of anything anyone did in his name
has his PayPal open daily to monitor donations and did not see any fraudulent charges... hmm...
states there is both fake charges and identify theft, which cancel each other out
"I spoke with people of various occupations" rather than just his lawyer
won't give any evidence of his innocence due to 'legal advisement'
admitted that he is unable to debunk any theories/claims about him
stated that all the leaked data about him is half-truths; won't specify what parts are true
"The more you say about something, the more it can always be used against you."
threatens to go after trolls for committing federal crimes; lied on his bankruptcy forms
didn't actually deny that the bank statements were false, which actually validates all claims
gave the advice that if any website stores your payment details don't use it (so like 100%)
"They could have ruined my credit!"; already ruined his credit
insists the trolls hacked his bank to make payments but the leaks show years of bad spending
blamed Bank of America for not having 2 factor authentication but he had never set it up
wants more businesses to do 2 factor authentication but sighs when YouTube or Xbox uses it
"Do I have power to do anything about this? Not really"; so much for going after the trolls
banned tons of chat regulars for daring to question why Phil was so defensive
instructed a tipper who didn't get the $6.66 tip animation to donate with a different amount
got new mods for his chatroom but did not give them a list of trolls, hence accidental bans
had his ass stomped by gojitenks in SFIII because in his own words "I was doing nothing"
claims the FGC envied him for being popular; Darksydedelusions
insists he was watched for his character not skills, despite claiming to be a former pro gamer
states that him raging at lag was the fun factor; nowadays avoids the lag whenever possible
now asking for a new computer despite bank leaks showing where he spends donations
implied he won't play the much-hyped Metroid Dread because his stream won't have many viewers
“That’s hard question to answer because even between us we forget all her recipes!”
banned all 'Snow' usernames to combat the rising Snowkarl army
pointed out that his wife Kat is a better gamer than him, accomplishing more in quicker time
orders his fans to get vaccinated for COVID-19; so much for not wanting to take a stance
went from an anti-vax lunatic to a pro-vax lunatic; "just tough through it"
tells his fans to not worry about any bad reactions from the vaccine, which is endangerment
“Covid uses grappling hooks to attach itself to your proteins”
revealed he wants everyone to get vaxed so he can stop wearing face masks because he has a beard
“I haven’t been sick in over a year and a half! This from cleaning yourself and wearing a mask!”
claims he hasn't been sick in ages; ear infections, gout, greasy hair from lack of showering...
“Luckily I live in one of the most liberal states in the country!”
"You’ll never be perfectly safe! You’ll never be perfectly healthy!"; still wants you vaxed
"I have trained myself to see perspective from someone else’s shoes!"... pffft
used fictional characters like Uncle Ben from Spider-Man as examples of good nice people
says people have beliefs based purely on emotions... much like his anger and envy at streamers
thinks it's a necessity that big pharma are skimming cash off the backs of people
implores you cannot call out unfair moderations of the chat as it is derailing the stream
wants his precious emotes but won't allow fans to post emotes that they like (e.g. clouds)
still thinks OIC is on hiatus but he never left
blames trolls for having no retirement fund anymore
is not setting aside money for his retirement, still thinks he's taking care of his family
thinks Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' is a song and thinks Pink Floyd a person
is proud of his Stone Cold shirt his wife got him; almost middle-aged manchild
won't play Kirby games because they're "not challenging"; so much for chill streams
still hasn't cleaned his dusty office, leading to his Xbox Series X slowly dying
insists he wins almost all his chargebacks despite previous admitting he lost some chargebacks
sings that trolls have no life and then reminds people that contributions are low so tip
“Twitch kicked me off the site”; in actuality they removed him from the partnership program
“Roguelikes are a way to reuse assets a lot and have an excuse to do so”
blames every game crash as the developers deliberately making crappy games
drops games because "Attendance was low! Contributions where slow! Tips where bad!”
“Thank you guys, that’s $6 in tips…that’s better than nothing!”; UngratefulSydePhil
"I do donate to charities but I don’t talk about it because my trolls would ruin it"
thinks he can get away with claiming to be charitable because the bank leaks don't show it
regularly pins tweets begging for financial support
thanked his viewers for the generous tips, but the very next stream he bemoaned a poor stream
banned someone just for making a humerous tip incentive
says he won't do silly actions for tips like a clown, now tip for the hats and bubble blowing
“Not gonna take my shirt off to make a buck!”; had made an infamous shower video
claimed to have played Diablo II a ton as a kid, but his D2R streams showed he was bullshitting
banned the number '1' because fans were voting in the chat and were deemed spammers
“I should get the game on the Series X if it’s not on the series X”
always buys Halloween decorations every year despite his debt, still gets cheap nasty ones
set a tips goal of $300 for the Halloween decorations; more like WWE Champions decorations
"I would argue it’s hundreds to thousands of people giving me small amounts!”
compared raiding him in stream chat to painting hateful slurs on a physical business' building
considers himself a "positive person" and was baffled as to why he would be raided
wants people to be held accountable for their online actions but doesn't condone using real info
believes that the internet has zero regulations in place, wants more regulations
allows OIC to be in chat despite an ex-mod revealing OIC doxing mods, detractors, and tippers
“It has nothing to do with me! It’s bullshit!”, thinks ignoring the problem absolved him of it
thinks being a Japanese idol means no school and acting like an adult regardless of any laws
declares a stream a bad one if trolls pester him without moderation, regardless of $$ gained
"I don't want to sound rude or ungrateful", but then asks for more tips
notes that an above-average view count means trolls, despite not caring about view count
got a new lawyer who tells him basically the same things as the old lawyer... money well spent!
claims no one who review Death Loop actually finished it due to not finding the bugs he did
“As you know, I crowdfund my life.”
"Tip or shut the fuck up!”
shamelessly returned to bubble blowing to get more tips
confirmed Kat only works 3 days a week but still says she works full time
said no one is talking to him, a fan asked what his favourite movie is, banned that fan
insists only he can talk about money, not even curious fans willing to donate money
his Halloween tips animations are lazy dull 'jump scares' that glitched and hardly played
misinterprets the phrase 'rent free in your head' to determine Snowkarl is not in his head
refuses to understand the Officer Sanders meme, banned someone for it anyways
says it would take "significant time commitment" to learn Tekken games; plays games all day
reused the same Halloween decorations from last year, set up even less than usual
once mocked elite streamers for fancy setups, meanwhile was surrounded by decorations
admitted in stream chat that the bank leaks are true and not invented by detractors
blocked Kat's sister on Twitter because she starred in a porn and trolls Phil
said his chat is not a place to hang out with friends
"It’s not your place to talk about whatever you want in chat!”
"The point is that you come and have fun with people WITH the content creator on the stream!"
stated he is now zero tolerance on those causing drama; simply timed out Snowkarl for drama
assumes anyone who talks off-topic are purposefully derailing the stream because they hate him
refuses to play Smash but wants to play Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl, a Smash clone
plays Monkey Ball games like collect-a-thons, runs out of time collecting bananas
treats the game like he is controlling the ball, not tilting the stage itself
sang with a Jamaican accent about grabbing monkey balls and sucking on bananas
“Floaters? What does that mean? The only floaters I know are in my toilet!”
lied about not wanting to turn helper mode on
got $150 at the start of a stream, continued to pressure and guilt fans in keep donating
asserts he did not ragequit Divinity II but says it made him so rage he quit the game
complains about Jasper vomiting all over the house, does nothing to prevent it
says that tips pay for things that happen out of the blue like his taxes
stated that Chinese people lie, steal, and break laws because that is “Chinese culture”
passed the blame of being Sinophobic onto what other people told him about China
ranted the people getting and streaming Farcry 6 early are only in it for the money
"Fuck you, you disingenuous sell-out pieces of shit and the thousands who watch your content!"
assumes that streamers that play games early are basically shills doing paid-advertisements
has himself received and played free games from devs, does not see the hypocrisy
“The temptation to trust a content creator who play these games early is too strong!"
says he's not bitter to have turned down offers for free games; his big rant means he's bitter
is proud to pay extra to get an early copy of a game, is jealous of those who get 'em for free
"Every piece of content and every word that comes out of my mouth is real!”
wants those day one views but won't apply himself for tasty pre-release views
"People aren't that smart! They watch idiot content creators lie and make a big paycheck!"
dropped Metroid Dread because it's not spooky enough for October; will play Farcry 6 instead
“It’s been a long time since there was a new Metroid game. There are not a lot of fans left!”
“I’m not going to go too far in to my feelings on this”; spent two-thirds of pre-stream on it
thinks a modern game with multiple boss phases with enemies gauntlets within is outdated
stated he rewatched a Hateful Truth episode he made... so much for not rewatching his own content
banned a two month member from his chat for pointing out his (Phil's) bad spending habits
claims all his funds got frozen, but the leaked bank statement says the opposite
"I hear that your butt, actually naturally can spread out, separate the cheeks like two turrets"
accidentally read a whale's $1 tip for the glasses goal, not the generic $25 tip message
was pleased that Facebook was down and denounced it as evil, uses Twitter just as irresponsibly
said Facebook is very insecure; was hacked on FB because he always re-used the same password
“This old school mentality isn’t meant for the modern world!”
“This looks like a bunch of doody! Yeah man, this is doody! Bunch of doodies! Banana doody!"
"Dicks with guns! Yeah yeah! Those dicks with guns! Gotta get those dicks with guns!"
“Actually I haven’t had anything to drink today”, which implies he drinks most days
said he hadn't drunk anything, then called the Alan Wake Remaster "Adam Wake Remaster"
made his own shitty pizza and yet has the nerve to call out fast food joints for ugly food
his homemade pizza was horrid: too much pre-shredded cheese, not enough sauce (proud Italian btw)
defended his pizza but then took a bathroom break: "I have the bubble guts right now...”
says he keeps his calm through adversity; detractor videos says otherwise
“Something always fucks me over"... yeah, by your own hand!
claims he has been told by legal counsel not to talk about the bank leaks (which he denied)
states "no one asked" about the bank leaks even though he's literally banned people for asking
says Monkey Ball games are repetitive because back in the days they didn't have space for story
begs his fans/whales to tip extra due to wanting to leave copyrighted music on for Alan Wake
insists that a game isn't good if it makes money for streamers; hates games that don't get tips
"Not every game needs to print fucking money for streamers!"
"A long time ago people used to play games and not actually stream them"; won't do that nowadays
says devs and gamers need to grow up from outdated Battle Royale genre; plays SFII all the time
'owned' a troll for saying he's never won a BR game legit; he won by hiding all round
“Most of my viewers are not 15 year-olds.”; fails to mention that they're still teenagers
allows his moderators to ban anyone for any reason, leading to limited channel growth
banned a fan just for saying that a description Phil gave about his stew sounded disgusting
says Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl is a kids games, then says it's competitive and he can't keep up
“Your tips go towards me doing something on my day out.”
exclaimed that the Halo Infinite beta was for 'special people' but it was for everyone
was shocked to be told that anyone could've played the Halo beta: "well I wasn’t told about it!"
created his own rendition of MJ's Thriller and sang it
claims Twitch will go out of business due to the 2021 Twitch leak that year
wasted no time dancing on Twitch's imminent grave after their data breach leaks
says that the Twitch data breach was secret; the leaker made it very public on 4chan
states he jumped ship from Twitch; more like he ragequit after being de-partnered
laughs at streamers' payouts being revealed, but their also revealed his payouts (all wasted!)
is jealous that 'toxic' streamers that act like idiots were proven to earn way more than him
also jealous that the streamers are better off because they don't consume WWE Champions and gin
assumes he is "small potatoes" compared to other Twitch streamers; gets $100k a year on Twitch
claims he is always transparent; disabled his Streamlabs tips leaderboard after getting $1100
quipped that Twitch deserves the leaks, but he of course did not deserve his bank details leaked
justified his bitching and ranting at Twitch because the database leaks are big news
says he made lots of money back when he was carefree and not begging constantly (no penny drop)
his definition of impromptu: a pre-planned decision/choice if the initial plan goes awry
admits he stopped caring about his life, which explains his poor health and no 10 year plan
"Hide the screen when you hit play"
doesn't care if his audience enjoys the stream, he needs to get tips!
“Yo! I almost squirted in my pants!”
states he likes Hershey chocolate best but then changed it to Nestle to one-up a fan in chat
guilt-tripped his fans into tipping to keep playing the Battlefield 2042 beta
new incentives to being a YT member: priority questions for Ask the King and game requests
is glad he stopped streaming on Twitch but said before he would return if they kiss-ass
said that if you are a millionaire streamer you should disable tips and subs and stream for free
compared the Twitch leak to a restaurant's recipes being leaked for anyone to copy their food
stood up and stretched, exposing his hairy belly to the camera
was puzzled why Far Cry 6 wasn't getting views, but he previously complained about prior FC games
tasked his viewers to talk in the chatroom, unaware they're scared of being banned
"No Tyrone, my wife is at work tonight."
says he 'had' to laugh hilariously at 'idiots' getting a Nintendo Switch OLED
admits he is out of the loop with common gamers, is proud of it
declared people getting a Switch OLED as financial irresponsible... fucking lol
called out Nintendo as promoting a worthless product (still a Nintendo fan btw)
insists he is very careful about what games he spends money on, yet wagequits them all the time
"I can't just spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars everyday"
still thinks he can't see tipper's details on Paypal, bans anyone who mentions it
mentions that drinking from his thermos makes his mouth dry; still with the gin, Phil?
feigned ignorance of Puppet Phil, one of the most well known detractor videos
his next YouTube membership goal reward: a new hat!
forgot to play Lost Judgement for a week despite loving the Yakuza games, had to be reminded
discontinued the double vest incentive even though it was a money maker for him
lies that he doesn't get much behind-the-scenes tipping
surmises that good games attract more of an audience than AAA games; plays every AAA game
acknowledges he won't be alive in another 50 years
ponders that he'll be miserable in his 80s; is miserable every day nowadays
states that no one cares about PewDiePie yet points out Pewds still gets millions of views
"PewDiePie was a nobody back in the day, I was a big YouTuber." ackackackackack
suspects PDP 'faded into obscurity' once his audience grew up
reckons that tipping him means you like him, so even troll tips are from secret fans
described in graphic detail taking a shit to explain why he took such a long break
will keep his dead unsafe forum alive, saying it costs less than $100 a month
chastised his fans for leaving the stream during Super Monkey Ball, then ragequit it
disgusted his audience with loud phlegm-clogged coughs, laughed like a demented witch about it
takes his wife out for a nice meal when he's strapped for cash
pays for Kat's gas even though she's using the car for work, not paying for her own gas
immediately begs for money once he stops recording for YouTube
"Don't feel bad about not tipping..." and then, "Guys, tonight sucked with support!"
"I hope you all realize that not hitting these tip goals will only cause me to beg more."
states he needs $1000 to fix 'identity theft' issues
also needs $1000 to fix a busted shower valve (that can be replaced for like $50)
assumes the plumber will tear down the walls and replace all the pipes
"All my money is going on essentials" such as gin, WWE Champions, iTunes, but not plumbing
used the other shower he never used in seven years, indicating he's never cleaned it at all
cleaned the drain which took an hour, indicating he's never cleaned that other drain
yells at fans who say support is low but he himself says this
refuses to lower the cost of YT membership despite more potential members
asked for $1000, disabled tip animations, didn't recognise known tippers... hmm....
doesn't know what kissing a chicken means
announced he will discuss a problem on stream, but then said it wasn't an announcement
watched Kat play Lost Judgement, spoiling the game for him
states that the leaked bank statements are a complete lie
revealed that the "extremely rude surprise" that ruined his morning was some expired yogurt
loves Lost Judgement but threatened to wagequit it if donations were low
unashamably openly tweets mid-stream for financial assistance
says he's only gambled a few times in his life, conveniently ignores mobile gacha games
reveals he was bullied in school, now he's a bully to his fans in general
allows Philsmokescrack to be the top tipper because he's a money creature
mocked Philsmokescrack for losing the whale tip war
his idea of keeping someone in your prayers is to say a quick prayer outloud
clamped down on any talk of the plumbing situation even though he had brought it up before
relaxed his ban-on-sight policy on Snow and Karl trolls for no real reason
blamed his diminishing YT memberships on lack of 'blockbuster games' and not himself
believes it is normal for people to upgrade their phones every year
says he won't call people brainwashed for buying the Switch OLED, then called them brainwashed
points out Animal Crossing: New Horizons was 'hot' during the pandemic but now no one cares
had the money to pay the plumber but waited until he got paid by YouTube
called his fans idiots for assuming he'd call for a plumber ASAP: "that's not how it works!"
didn't do research on typical plumbing costs, assumes the repair quote will be $1000+
showed more concern at losing tips from a fan's frozen bank account than the fan's well-being
says he wasn't banned from Twitch; was banned from earning money on Twitch, which is worse
“Metroid Dread is not an original game because it’s a sequel!”
bitched about no original games and yet was hyped to play the GTA remastered trilogy
bitched about how there is nothing getting hyped up over; "I am hyped up for Forza Horizon 5!”
believes machetes cannot go through skulls but 'smaller knives' can
began banning people for bringing up the $1000 he made in the whale tips war
got mad that no one seemed as upset as him at Nintendo for optional online expansion service
incorrectly believed that $49.99 is just the expansion, but it's the base service + expansion
occasionally describes in disturbing detail being covered in sweat
ranted about the same troll comments every stream; loves the same tipping messages every stream
ignored everyone complaining him about not including superchats to the tips total
banned a fan who repeatedly superchatted asking about the vest streak
pondered how kids could play Monkey Ball games because all he played were Street Fighter games
bitched about Monkey Ball but kisses the game's ass because he gets big tips playing it
asserts that streamers who put on makeup are "fake people"; Kat puts on makeup for streams
got very defensive about not finding men attractive, especially Brad Pitt... hmm...
actively tried not to wear vests despite it being autumn, a season he hyped as being suitable
believes that streamer-viewer relationships should be solely provider-customer
admits that the glasses, hats, and vests don't mean anything even though they are tips rewards
feels no obligation to acknowledge tips and superchats, regardless of amount donated
says wearing hats and vests make him sweat lots and distracts him, guilting his fans and whales
believes that wanting him to wear vests and hats is deliberately hurting him
tells fans who want to see him wear goofy clothing to "fuck off and don't come back"
wants fans who wish to tip him just to see him dress up to "grow the fuck up"
"If you have an issue with that, go fuck yourself. I don't want your support, I want you gone."
doesn't realise or care that excessive sweating could be diabetes or alcohol withdrawal
states that if you tip and feel like you are owed anything, you have an "entitlement complex"
doesn't much like online multiplayer games, still signed up for the beta test of Halo Infinite
suggests indie devs wait to release their games in dead months with no big AAA game releases
“Anyways that’s enough upcoming games talk, let’s get back to reality and talk about me!”
bitched about Monkey Ball because even when he looks up how to beat stages it's still not easy
set the 350 YT members reward is a community-voted hat purchased from Amazon
“When I was a kid my mom and I would have a day out together and go to Burger King!”
“When you get McDonald fries they are never fresh!"; you CAN ask for fresh fries
believes McDonalds fries their burger meat rather than grills, hence he likes BK better
“Be a mature adult without being a little shit piss kid!"; MaturesydePhil
says that anything that's not a ground beef patty is a burger; eats turkey burgers
“I don’t know who told you I have running water in my bathroom!"; has a constant drip
“What did I have for dinner? Let me think about that...”
“It’s probably too late for a Squid Game Halloween costume"; it's just a green track suit
yelled that the physics in Monkey Ball are unrealistic: "This stage is not central weighted!"
gives nothing for big tips then ponders why whales rarely turn up to contribute
instructs his fans not to mock people not there to defend themselves; does the same thing
thinks it's fucked up to use mocking memes about people; mocks ReviewTechUSA for cucumbers
says he's indifferent to WingsofRedemption yet has a history of mocking him
threatened to ban people talking about Wings, doing the same excessive banning Wings does
is shocked that he would be refused medical help after he kept cancelling his ENT appointments
"I can’t get to the doctor to figure out what’s wrong!”, blames America's healthcare system
did not add a $25 tip he received during his break to the tips total
“It’s been extremely slow tonight... I don’t know why nothing is even going on...”
assumes that his viewers behave like him, the only ones in chat who aren't like him are trolls
re-enabled his comment section out of sheer desperation
says that an open comment section is good, immediately shits on this nice deed by warning trolls
claims "nobody knew" he re-enabled comments, but he turned on comment verification
proposed his fans to suggest games to play, will rule out 90% of all suggestions
asked if he would play an anime-style game: "What do I get out of that?"
believes he can't make content like more popular streamers because they earn 100x more than him
states he'll never be a shill, then starts playing YouTubers Life 2 early access
behaved himself while playing YouTubers Life 2, not many sex jokes or the like... hmm...
got very agitated when he encountered PewDiePie in YouTubers Life 2, seethed with jealousy
paused his stream to tell Kat to put the garbage out
“I want more views! I do!”, “It doesn’t matter to me how many people we have here"
believes large creators have teams that do everything for them, hence he can't emulate them
“No large creator responds to their chat! They can’t!"
“When you come to my stream your job as a viewer is to take it for what it is!”
"If you are just gonna come here to complain about how the contributions are low, contribute!"
"Just because we hit the tips goal doesn't mean you can stop tipping."
says he hasn't drunk gin all 2021, but the bank leaks show he's drinking wine instead
sarcastically said the key to success is to beg for money
pronounces PewDiePie's name as Pew-Die-Pie, making a subtle death threat
does not know the difference between famous and infamous
recognises WingsofRedemption memes, despite saying he doesn't care about him
accuses anyone of bringing up other streamers as derailers and bans them
"Iraq War vets only enlisted for the free education."
pronounces curator as 'cure-rit-er'
instructed his fans to up the donations if/when he plays the GTA trilogy with copyrighted music
says he doesn't drink gin during streams because then he'll say and do stupid shit
ranted that gojitenks wastes his time; still chooses to battle him
whined that players in SSF2T can throw him to break combos, doing mechanics he doesn't know of
stated that due to all the positivity streams he'll get negative streams soon, so tip more now
advised underaged fans to lie about their age when making accounts, breaking YouTube ToS
wants Street Fighter VI to be dumbed down so he can get good at it with his limited free time
doesn't want Street Fighter VI to ruin his life... a life with $500k debt washed with gin
bans people for complaining that Phil pauses the game and talks way too much
ponders why the same game can generates lots of tips some days and no tips on other days
broke his pseudo-promise of playing co-op Back 4 Blood with his fans
put off playing Back 4 Blood during the Halloween season to play other games
is proud to allegedly turn down tons of sponsorship offers he gets
revealed a secret troll plan: random people say attendance and/or tips are low to weaken morale
acknowledges that he wagequits games but denies he is wagequiting Lost Judgement
“There is no hype this year! This time of year is dead! They hype is gone!”
assumes his fans want to see him play the GTA games again based on 'vibes'
showed off his flabby non-muscles
extended the stream for more tips, got a $300 tip, cancelled the extension
acted like a total clown when getting the $300 tip
doesn't care that the $300 tipper did sex crimes and may appear on a sex offender register
strawmanned his trolls as evil stalkers who crap on him whenever he gets any success
assumed his trolls lost their shit when he got a $300 tip; the only shit-losing was from him
derailed his stream to rant about trolls raining on his parade; so much for a chill fun stream
openly told his fans that buying a YouTube membership gets you absolutely nothing
banned a whale and wouldn't unban him unless he dropped lots of money; DarksydeExtortion
says that every dollar helps but then complains that $1.50 tips are basically nothing
“Your tips are my liquidity, see what I mean?”
justified not doing the funded Project 7 trailer because fans demanded he play new games
“I never intended on doing this for a living!” but previously said he'll be doing this forever
shat on 343 for rushing Halo Infinite then tells Sloclap to rush Sifu
his favourite action movie: “anything from the early 90’s and 1980’s”
assumes the GTA trilogy will have a full second of delay and that's why he'll suck at them
is snooty and looks down at lower income areas, case in point a Burger King joint downtown
instructed his viewers to watch his streams live and tip rather than watch his YouTube videos
says he doesn't care about events happening on other streams but has commented on DrDisrespect's
claims he doesn't shit on games anymore
shat on DrDisrespect for saying shipping Halo Infinite without a battle royale mode is unwise
"A game doesn’t need a battle royale mode to be good!"
bans people that contradict him: "People are contradicting me, get banned!"
doesn't know what monarchies are
won't use his webcam to show his fans the rest of his room because he won't be onseen
admitted to underage drinking while in high school
talked about N64 Online Expansion issues without understanding them: "What the fuck is Winback!”
stated that the Switch emulation uses a horrible emulator while giving very minor examples
didn't start counting tips until after the prestream, ignoring all prestream tips
is bewildered that in Japan kids and teens can do things without adult supervision
got disgusted when Lost Judgement made him crossdress: "Japan goes nuts for this shit!”
states crossdressing is "Japan fetish shit" and "a part of their culture"
tells his fans not to start a relationship with him; Leanna and Kat were fans of his
claims he received a $1500 bill for legal fees due to identity theft
doesn't know or care that banks can't legally charge you for fraud and he can chargeback the $$
insists he needs a lawyer to handle the identity fraud charges, won't even call his bank first
won't show this bill to prove this claim at all, not even in censored form
posted about needing $1500 around the time a new WWE Champions event launched... hmm...
reckoned the bank will never find out who defrauded him of $1500 (how convenient)
allegedly got defrauded of $1500 while watching like a hawk for unverified tips and chargebacks
talked shit about Keemstar retiring, then whined when Keemstar did a video reponse on Twitter
lied that he doesn't watch Keemstar or care about him, but he was on Keemstar's show once
called Keemstar a rumour monger while he himself slandered ProJared based on rumours
stated that he's never done anything drama-worthy, ignored the fapcident or anything else
chastized Keemstar for 'punching down' on him but did not actually refute what Keem said
seethed that Keemstar retired with fuck-you money, meanwhile begging for money to pay his bills
says he has a right to his opinions on toxic garbage content creators, mad that Keem does too
claims to never try a relationship with fans; calls them "my friends" and they vote for vests
assumes that most of his donators don't care about vests or rewards but this is false
whined that Teespring disabled his inactive account
talked at length about the bank leaks despite saying his lawyer told him not to talk about it
“My priority is putting food in the mouths of my family and this shithead prevented that!”
warned a viewer not to say anything negative about him but banned him anyways
started using the phrase "game of life" after being roasted by Keemstar with it
roasted Facebook the way Keemstar would but with cringey fighting game mechanics thrown in
ranted about not caring about Keemstar for about an hour
assumes he 'won' against Keemstar because Keem replied to him and Phil 'moved on'
got upset that paying for discovery on Twitch doesn't give you immediate success
believes he is a "normal streamer", but he isn't normal, he's a failed streamer
“I don’t know what everyone seems to be talking about cars, I’m not even into car culture!”
ragequit Super Monkey Ball because he lacks patience
called the Monkey Ball games "roguelikes"
believes he escapes every sinking ship even though he sinks his own ship
didn't take a tipper seriously because they had the word 'hate' in their username
thinks his PS3 is bricked but it simply can't connect to a network, so not a hardware issue
didn't test the PS3 prior to the Halloween event
states he wouldn't stop streaming even if given $1.5m tax-free
insists he has to snort into the microphone and then banned the person who complained
ponders why people would mock others with disabilities, but he's mocked stutterers before
raised the tips goal to $300 with no glasses or vests for the 2021 Halloween event
dressed like the Cookie Monster for Halloween; not a children's entertainer btw
was surprised that a full body costume had no way to relieve himself without removing it
proclaimed that a DoorDash order cancellation upset his wife but not Feasting with the King
had a vegetarian platter Feasting with the King but not cookies as the Cookie Monster
called the Mediterranean Sea a river
pronounces cumin as "coo men"
purposefully made stupid faces so people would "meme him", totally not like other streamers!
complained that the unruly chatroom breaks game immersion but tips + donations are fine
thinks that using the correct key on the correct door is unrealistic and thus dislikes it
pleaded for more YT members even though he he supposedly relies on tips to pay the bills
calls people who have neon lights in the background of their videos "boring as dirt"
rallied his fans to help buy a new vacuum cleaner after Kat broke it
"I get no sponsorship opportunities" and yet he claims he turns down all sponsorships
spoke of how replacing vacuum cleaners is an adult thing and childish detractors won't get it
believes that a 'bass boost' option for headphones makes them 'professional headphones'
admits he isn't poor but is always low on funds due to bills and back-taxes (and WWE Champions)
joked that he brushes his teeth and hair with the incorrect brushes
claims that all the states in the US have daylight savings time (Arizona and Hawaii don’t)
rambled on about his mental issues on stream rather to a therapist who can help
activated his Twitter tips jar, wants tips just for existing on Twitter
says he absolutely won't play Call of Duty Vanguard... unless someone donates it
can't understand that his fan might be interested in the hot new CoD game; it's all about Phil!
encourages his fans to donate redeemable codes for PSN/XBL credits to avoid 'public notoriety'
assumes that politics memes in his chat reflect on him in some way
railed against a viewer named Brandon because of the Let's go Brandon meme
ragequit House of Ashes because he couldn't stand his actions getting people in-game killed
stated that House of Ashes dropped his input, but it was his slow gin-impeded reaction time
"Fuck you and your mother! Really, fuck you AND your mother because you're a piece of shit!"
raged at a superchat worth around $150USD for calling out his ungrateful demeanour
banned the aforementioned tipper after several more generous superchats, kept the money
showed his stream a handwritten list of bills to be paid
banned Snowkarl for realising that Phil is extremely irresponsible with money
felt proud to ban Snowkarl for finally finding a reason to remove him
claims his monthly taxes and mortgage payments alone is $5k+, but the bank leaks show its less
says he's nice and lets people sneak diss him; lean-in manual bans every suspected troll
"Roombas don't work if you have too much pet hair."
banned CALVa Corp for insulting him and took him off the tips leaderboard
ponders why companies make annual game updates, doesn't realise they do it for the money
tells game devs to stop with the minimum effort; buys every remaster, rerelease, and HD port
“I’m not going to promise when I’ll play Metroid Dread! There is no point!”
bans people for bringing up Snowkarl in the chat regardless of context
got $100 in a stream, asks for $50 more to hit the tips goal
admitted he would rather watch the clip of him jacking off on loop than watch WWE again
says he pruchased his PS5 a year and a half ago but the console wasn't out even a year yet
stated his farts are very nasty, worse than WingsofRedemption's
upset that he can't buy the GTA Trilogy games separately because he's poor
upset that Xbox GamePass offered GTA III for free but not the other games, calls it a scam
begged for the GTA Trilogy after someone gifted him Guardians of the Galaxy; DarksydeBegger
said his internet went "to zero" though he was still online, didn't elaborate
“You can like or dislike my videos, you just can't see them!"
complained about the sun "beating in the window" but did not get up to close the blinds
assumed that because Call of Duty Vanguard didn't tend on Twitter it's a bad game
said that no one watches Call of Duty Vanguard streams, butthurt when DrDisRespect hit 800k views
wants to bring the positive vibe back from before his relentless trolling (when he was unknown)
insists that likes and dislikes are enabled but disabled the ratio, so thereby disabling it
won't play Metroid Dread if given $60 because he has a schedule and bills to pay
spent more time derailing the stream banning trolls than how long the trolls derailed the stream
told his viewers he'll leave licensed music on but expects them to tip more to make up for it
begged his viewers to also comment and click the like button
begged his viewers for tips but calls them empty-headed morons for asking what bills he has due
doesn't believe that Thanos belongs in a Guardians of the Galaxy game
left the licensed music on for Guardians of the Galaxy, was shocked that the sound was muted
complained that his demonitised videos only resulted in one pity donation
stated Europeans don't like Yakuza games (for reasons he didn't clarify)
loves the Yakuza series and talked of quitting them due to low stream attendance
“Who here has played Road Rash before? Probably nobody, it was a late 90’s game”; it's from 1991
said he's already played the minigames in Lost Judgement for Kat on her console
hates cherry juice but he has drank so much in his life that he now finds it “refreshing”
claimed he disabled comments to "protect his family", but he only had a girlfriend at the time
boasted of owning a troll and keeping the superchatted money, got chargebacked
has his YouTube play button in the background despite claiming not to focus on YouTube
seethed with bitter envy that PewDiePie called out shills and is successful
pointed out that his old computer uses 66% of his CPU just running his webcam, won't upgrade
thinks CPU usage is linear based on load
allowed OIC to be 'impersonated' with usernames of ice/coffee, bans anyone with darksyde or Phil
tolerates impersonation of OIC but banned any and all names mentioning snow or Karl
ranted that PewDiePie once said the N-word, well so did he
ignored Pewd's words of not scamming your subscribers
said that anyone who clicks dislikes on a YouTube video is a moron regardless of video content
uses a pre-2018 version of OBS that doesn't even have grouping of sources, blames OBS for lag
did not realise his mic died during a rant (to be fair his chatroom has <10 idle people in it)
thinks all symphony orchestral music is Star Wars music or tries to sound like it
likes Forza Horizon 5 because he gets a free wheel spin for basically anything
doesn't know what a barn looks like
joked that he's the IRL Wario... well he is fat and craves money
talked about using DoorDash on his days off, but we know all this already from the bank leaks
bans anyone who talks about WingsofRedemption, thereby becoming just like Wings
praised YouTube for considering removing dislikes, hardly ever enables like/dislikes anymore
assumes that trolls only came to his videos to click dislike, but only he cares about dislikes
seethed when his subsequent YouTube videos got disliked; they are still visible!
refused to believe that Keem seriously considered hiring him to make videos
used Keemstar as an example of a horrible YouTuber (Keem is living in his head rent-free)
reached the tips goal and immediately demanded more money
couldn't get used to driving cars in GTA Trilogy due to it being 60 fps
pretended to care about Veterans Day despite never talking about it before or after the day
tries to be a 'people pleaser'... by pausing the game to talk to the chat instead of playing
“Stop talking about Keemstar! I don’t care about that fucking loser! Who cares?!”
pretended not to know that a chatter was referring to his KiwiFarms thread reaching 10k pages
“I liked Soundgarden and The Beatles! I liked a lot of those bands from back in that time!”
stated that CM Punk popularized 'Cult of Personality' by Living Colour
"Ladies and Gentlemen we are back to 150 viewers on the stream, welcome back, welcome home!"
called his detractors "mentally challenged morons", which may be seen as a slur against disabled
lied that there are no error messages popping up for when people tip to him
threatened to ban people who say there are error messages when tipping, banned the first guy
said that you can open a video, click dislike and then leave, and it won't count as a view
talked out of his ass about how long you have to watch a video for it to count as a view
implied he wouldn't mind the YT trolls if they watch for 5 minutes to qualify him for ad revenue
"I'm doing what I'm doing out of passion. I'm not here to make a buck."
is disappointed that he didn't 'sell-out' with custom thumbnails and go full clown mode for $$
pondered why his boring begging-filled low-effort 'content' gets dislike ratio'd
"I don't give two fucks about Keemstar!" yet keeps bringing him up
blocked Keemstar on Twitter and yet can still see Keem's tweets... hmm...
said the GTA Trilogy made San Andreas too easy; has called the original SA too hard in the past
defended the GTA Trilogy's ugly models by blaming "crunched aspect ratio" and higher resolution
assumed people has only disparaged him for 5 years, was shocked to find out it's been 10 years
told KiwiFrogga to change his name because it had 'Kiwi' in it, assumed it alludes to KiwiFarms
doesn't like 'KiwiFrogga' as a name but is fine with 'LiquidShit'
kept the end-of-stream begging in his videos and even called them "The Daily Wrap"
says he enjoys going through the comments; has to manually approve them
cried legit tears at 'how good' the writing in the Guardians of the Galaxy game is
claims he feels sorry for people who work crappy jobs with no friends, like he did (and still is)
insinuated that the friendless wage-slave people are now his detractors
tells his fans to buy-in (i.e. an order) and then says to support if you can (i.e. a suggestion)
set his Nightbot to give tip reminders every minute
doesn't believe Resident Evil 4 should be remastered/remaked but got hyped for the GTA Trilogy
fell for a troll bet to win 30 games in a row in SFIII for $600; accomplished it, got no money
says he has no friends due to his 'busy life' and not his toxic personality
still insists PayPal isn't a security risk, implies he can see donators' info
“The only way is if you put your name and address on your account”, and there it is
banned people for saying that people's PayPal accounts were compromised
purchased new neckphones but did no research if they'll arrive charged and need to be linked
tells his viewers to stay informed via his Daily Wrap vids; his pinned tweets have all the info
“My family's safety takes priority over missing a little time on stream!”
played Forza Horizons 5 like a drunk, going off course every corner, blames the game and hates it
“People still want Metroid Dread, but that’s a chill stream game!"
left his stream to go outside in the pouring rain to look for his Amazon package
spent over 30 minutes outside in the rain snooping in his neighbours' mailboxes for his package
was mystified that his tips support was low while spending half his stream outside AFK
went on a big rant about having to put on shoes and socks and be out in the rain
accused the delivery driver of stealing his package rather than giving benefit of the doubt
complained to Amazon rather than waiting, possibly getting the delivery driver in trouble
"I want it RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"; KarensydePhil
found it rediculous that an Amazon employee driving the truck cannot answer his phone
showed his phone to prove his Amazon delivery; won't show phone to disprove mobile game addiction
got his Amazon package the same day, still assumes the delivery driver tried to steal it
connected his unfavourable experience with Amazon to the current state of the United States
didn't know how to charge his new neckphones via USB port
swears his new neckphones do 'real surround' unlike his old ones, but they both do simulated
took a few hours to realise his new neckphones cause echoes, much like his old ones
thinks a mic pop guard is noise cancellation
got excited about one person finding him via recommended videos; so much for silent majority
allowed a comment on one of his YT videos to say "Get a job DSP!" without removing it
insinuated that his fans create alt accounts and become YT members to give him more money
assumed that 'today' meant 'right now', was pissed he couldn't play Halo Infinite multiplayer
mistitled a video, played GTA SA remastered rather than Halo Infinity multiplayer beta
“Nobody wants Call of Duty!", disregards that the latest CoD was in the top 10 games on Twitch
plays Halo like he plays CoD: trash talking and blaming his team when he loses
says the Halo Infinite multiplayer is free "but it seems to be going for the free to play model”
“Anyone who has a Series X is like ridiculously happy and full of gaming!"
wants Capture the Flag removed from Halo Infinite because he can’t win
says he shoutouts every tip and then immediately says he can't shoutout everything as he's busy
“A chiropractor can’t help me for my back because my problem is a severely herniated disc!”
gave spoilers to the latest Spider-Man movie based on leaks; bans anyone else posting spoilers
"Deathloop devs paid off the Game Awards for their nomination."
insists The Last of Us 2 won GOTY awards because the 'people' voting were of an SJW movement
messed up titling his Lost Judgement YT videos with two Part 39s and two Part 40s
acknowledges that prolonged sitting is bad for your health and hurts his back, does it anyways
admits that his prestreams are too long and his fans just want gameplay, does them anyways
"You might think Phil's got thick skin" but the complaints about him do hurt him
"I keep stuff clean. I hate slovenliness, things that are dirty and disgusting." pffft
says it is impossible to ban someone accidentally; has previously accidentally banned OIC
“I have a way of training my body, what’s going to have to give here is my bowels!”
“I'm one of the most liberal thinking people in that regard!”; makes constant sex and race jokes
“According to everyone I beg everyday!”
jokingly said he is obsessed with poop; does possess an abnormal attraction to toilet humour
made a newcomer fan a moderator, was surprised when said mod went on a banning spree
assumed the rogue mod was infiltrating for inside info and ragebanned when their plan failed
says people don't know how to handle political opinions; bitches about politics and SJWs
defended Rockstar for their lacklustre GTA Trilogy but turned on them upon reading their apology
says harassing game devs is stupid; has previously stated game devs should be fired
keeps pausing gameplay to talk about food and other topics irrelevant to the game
defended OIC when he publicly doxed people in the YT chat
said he will permaban anyone doxing in his chat yet did not ban a single person that stream
yelled at his chat for alerting him of the doxing; "You guys piss me the fuck off tonight!"
blamed his viewers for being concerned about the doxing because that could drive away viewers
called the doxing 'alleged' and 'bullshit' despite everyone seeing it happening in the chat
says he has no chatlogs, then says he has read the logs
“It’s not doxing if the information is public.”
“It’s what I got these headphones for! So I could wear a hat! I’m just saying!”
ragequit Halo Infinite multiplayer because he got steamrolled by players with actual skill
called out his viewers for derailing the chat but did not call out OIC who actually derailed it
“I’m not happy without money”
says the pre-stream will be significantly shortened; lasted an hour and 35 minutes
banned a longtime fan for 'complaining' about OIC doxing and long boring prestreams
says he doesn't want to talk about drama, does it anyways
tried in vain to claim OIC is barely on his streams, but it's proven he's on alt accounts
called a longtime fan a bitch for leaving the DSP community after being threatened by OIC
insulted his viewers for comparing the chatroom to North Korea
claims he is a big fan of the Marvel Infinity comics, yet doesn't know Magus from Adam Warlock
thinks Krang was an original comic character and villain in the first TMNT comics
lied about never using a handcart
"All of you in my chat who are not members yet, seriously what are you waiting for!?!”
“Bobby Kotick is like Papa John!”, thinks when they leave the company the products gets better
admitted he doesn't enter fighting game tournaments anyone because losing is bad optics
worried that the word 'guang' in a tipper's name is offensive, told his audience to look it up
refused to put on the pilot's hat for the flying missions in GTA:SA because no tips goals hit
cried while playing Guardians of the Galaxy, joked he'd be made fun of, was surprised when he was
cried during a cutscene about family; treats his own 'family' like shit
"I showed some human emotion."
admitted that he watches detractor videos
states that trolls don't fund him; King Tut was a confirmed troll and other whales may be too
picks his ears and chews on his fingernails with the same fingers
“I’m not someone who is looking for praise, I never have been!"
"I don’t care how people look at me or think about me”; bans trolls who look at him negatively
claims he never said there was sexual harassment in the FGC; ranted about Mr. Wizard for ages
forgot he went on an hour long rant when the owner of EVO got called out
states that had he known of any misconduct in the FGC he would have called the police
“Most of my clothes are 5 plus years old! I only get new clothes with my wife buys them for me!”
“Sandstorms are just wind storms but it’s not solid so it goes up in to the air”
“Mercedes doesn’t make trucks!”, thinks their trucks are modified cars
was flabbergasted that Forza 5 has dab emotes; used to dab for tips
assumes that people call him Dave because he resembles Dave Brent from The Office
referred to David Brent as "Dave Bennet"
says he doesn't mind if he's called Dave; has banned people for calling him Dave in the past
"Dickheads are a big epidemic on Earth"; has a bald spot that makes his head look like a dick
says he doesn't intend to inspire anyone to do anything (unless it is to tip him)
thinks that you cannot quote what he says in any video because it is slander
will ban any mention any mention of WWE Champions, still plays it to this day
encouraged his viewers to tip big to see the new Christmas season animations
set up Christmas decorations, tips animations and overlays while it was still November
says that him being a gamer means he doesn't say polarizing things like racism and politics
"I don't bother anyone. I don't, I just sit here minding my own fucking business."
claims he's outgrown jumping on bandwagons... pffft
guilt trips his fans into tipping more during the Thanksgiving and Christmas season
spent Thanksgiving ranting about how companies and 'nasty people' hurt and mistreat him
states Thanksgiving is like all American holidays
took 13 years to realise he can zoom out with his webcam
thanks to tipping "I go to sleep well and free of worry at night”
drove Kat to and from work out of paranoid fear for her health and safety
acknowledged he received behind-the-scenes tips, didn't add them to the tips goal
yelled at fans to stop spamming the tips command in chat despite having a cooldown on it
says he is thankful for being healthy then says his health could be better followed by a snort
"I would be crazy to not be happy and more than satisfied with my wife, life, and job."
“I can smell my wife’s cooking! It smells sooo goood!”; she's reheating his mother's frozen food
“People are so miserable that they have to talk about others to feel good about themselves”
took a 1.5 hour long break to get Kat from work, lied about being stuck in traffic
says it took 20 minutes to drive to Kat's workplace; Google Maps says the route takes 4 minutes
claims there were no parking spots to drop off and pick up Kat, but you don't need one
says he hates harping about begging for tips, does it anyways
allegedly had no money for Black Friday sales, but he did increase his roster in WWE Champions
has no plans to help Kat cope with life if he were to pass away; no kids, no money, nothing
assumes trolls think he hates his life and doesn't have a comfortable existence
acknowledges his life was better 10 years ago
states he had IRL friends he'd hang out with but it all felt fake, thereby shitting on them
"10 years ago, I was alone"; had John Rambo and Howard and was talking to PandaLee
brings up trolls' speculations on his life which he'd only know if he browsed Kiwifarms
assumes that all trolls secretly hate themselves and thus lash out at his 'successful' life
reiterated that the Wolverine toy story was not supposed to be about the toy but his parents
said "it's a damn shame" when the hat tips goal wasn't met, wasn't grateful for what he got
bitched that the super thanks feature wasn't available in time for Thanksgiving
wasn't aware that super thanks is disabled on his channel due to disabling comments for years
claims to love streaming for a living and yet would like a 9-5 job with better security
says that anyone who subscribes to him is an active person, yet his chat barely has activity
yet again claims he's not in it for the money but has said he needs that money to pay his bills
lied that many people tune in just for his hour long pre-stream 'podcast'
rebranded the pre-stream as a podcast to cease the complaints of his excessive long diatribe
“There is a podcast first! It’s that simple! When I turn on my stream I want to talk!"
wants more viewer retention, won't accept fan feedback that the prestream is too long
stopped the stream to tend to a minor superficial flesh wound
“I’m a hardcore RPG fan! I love JRPGS!”; complains about them being too long and no engagement
implied he's only playing Metroid Dread for the $$ tips and not because it is a good game
pondered why Guardians of the Galaxy didn't give him views (it's the streamer, not the game)
told ReviewTechUSA to stop being a drama queen; pot kettle black
lied that he never said that ReviewTechUSA hates him
says YouTube should ban drama videos
informed that he will never ask for tips to "stick it to the trolls"; the vest streak was this
states he doesn't kiss people's asses; sucks up to OIC hoping for the $$
was upset that a fan donated plenty $1-$5 a time because it discouraged other tippers
purchased two new pairs of shoes to wear on alternate days as to not wear them out as fast
desires to transition into politics and news for his night streams
openly tweets begging for viewers and tips; so much for not being in it for the money
accuses people who eat out at restaurants of being 'dickheads'; takes Kat out to dinner weekly
tends to use pro wrestling terms like 'get over' even though he supposedly no longer watches it
got upset that the airline industry didn't anticipate 9/11
hit the tips goal, immediately begs for more tips to make up for past streams
admitted he can't last a week without begging, even if given $1800 a week if he can't beg
wants to visit Japan; won't even travel into Seattle
thinks he can get by in Japan from his knowledge of Yakuza games
repeatedly responds to Geoff Keighley on Twitter, chasing clout
"I have to stop reading Twitter", still does it anyways
was disappointed to not see an increase in tips and memberships, not grateful for what he got
despite that he still made more on YT than he did on Twitch, disproving the donations dip myth
made up a story about taking a shit that talked to him and mocked Metroid Dread; mature adult!
says spicy chicken katsu is chicken katsu with hot sauce; valedictorian!
"Every time something is sold out online, it's because it's been bought up by bots."
"Stop telling people what they're doing is wrong. You're not the end all and be all of the game."
"The Bolsheviks are a political party and wrestling family."
says there were fraudulent charges to his credit card for four years; either a lie or dumb
tried in vain to get the police to help him, got upset that they didn't rush to his aid
states that the Apple purchases were not by him, but Apple accounts are linked to bank accounts
gaslit all this by saying these were historical charges from years ago but implied it was recent
“People do horrible things to my family on a daily basis!”, refuses to elaborate
says he can't have a “personal relationship” with people long-distance, so goodbye parents
“Someone was being racist in the chat? Well Fuck that racist piece of shit! Fuck them!”
plays Forza games like open world games and doing the bare minimum
accuses game devs of being shortsighted for not making their games stupidly easy for him
is puzzled why no mods show up to moderate his boring dead-chat streams
believes that his stream are meaningful and inspirational, gave unnamed testimonials
told his 'immature' viewers he won't play Forza 5 online half a dozen times like a child
says Forza is not a competitive racing game; ALL racing games are competitive
asked his viewers if they would consider tipping more if he were to buy + wear a $40 Xmas vest
changed his profile picture and watermark, thinks that will bring in new viewers and tips $$
his profile picture is blurry because he took a 4k image and resized it to 800x800
still deeply upset by the horrid Burger King burger he had three months ago
assumed that Burger King refused to talk to him because he's a known content creator
proudly states he's still a Burger King customer, rendering his quest for justice moot
states he sticks up for content creators against trolling... pffft
ponders why Jose and gojitenks keep leaving empty lobbies and end up in his lobby
says trolls have literally no lives to be bothering him on Street Fighter... every Friday night
"These idiots are going lobby to lobby and won't stay to fill the lobby", just like he's doing
tells his viewers to ask his trolls about his 'situation' then says not to talk to the trolls
finally realised he shouldn't be paying for subscription services he doesn't use
thinks he knows everything about the Bobby Kotick situation because he read a single article
had another mod go rogue and ban everyone, assumed it must be because of accidental misclicks
needed to adjust to GTA:VC at 60 fps... right after playing GTA:SA at 60 fps
believes his team should follow and protect him in multiplayer FPS games
trained his paypigs how to donate to him, banned someone who dared questioned him
turned the temporary r/Halo subreddit shutdown news about him and how he hates Reddit
states he knows nothing about Reddit, then says it's where trolls and toxicity exist
thinks Reddit is a place just for shitting on people a la Kiwifarms
“I've been enjoying the holiday festivities in real life”
announced that Metroid Dread was a success because the 'buy-in' (i.e. tips) were substantial
refuses to play Halo Infinite for fun due to needing the support, will drop it
says that all chickens are female and the male variant are roosters
pronounced Arnold Schwarzenegger's surname with the n-word while wearing the Nazi hat
tells people to stop saying he used the N-word but then makes multiple rants about the topic
stole his deepfake tip animations from retired detractor LightSydePhil
claims to know exactly what the Founding Fathers meant when they penned the 1st Amendment
demonstrated his lack of awareness of social situations by not knowing how close to sit
doesn't know what gelato is (authentic Italian btw)
“It’s not about the money”; has a tips goal and membership goal counter onscreen
can't fathom why people would rather buy physical copies of games than rent them or buy digital
"Why don’t you understand the cultural shift between gamers and game developers?!"
doesn't know or care about game preservation, calls collecting games “the most played out thing”
revealed why he dislikes physical games: he's jealous of content creators and their collections
vows to take down every YouTube video of him saying the N-word; didn't edit it out his upload
refuses to delete the video with his N-word bomb, thereby keeping the evidence up
subtly encouraged his viewers to flag YT viewers exposing his racism; targeted harassment!
states he will sue people for defamation if they point out he said the N-word
had a giant rant about the toxicity he created (being overly-defensive can be a sign of guilt)
believes that if you think you heard him say the n-word you are legit medically stupid
says he can't tell people how to behave on the internet; tells detractors to see a doctor IRL
begged for money for the title of a stream
“Games journalists don’t get racing games!", “Forza Horizon 5 is the highest rated game!”
won't play Among Us because it is a meme game; played Fall Guys and YouTubers Life 2
got upset that Metroid Dread doesn't tell him exactly where to go
concluded that Metroid Dread is "bad value" because it is short, still loves the game
“Until the water is melted I can’t progress”
“Every game I play is way longer than what people tell me!”, hasn't realised its because he's bad
was stunned that stalling while in save rooms or with the map open doesn't count as gameplay
assumes that anyone saying they can beat Metroid Dread within ten hours is lying
called the AMBER Alert stupid and took zero interest in the well-being of a missing child
banned people in chat who questioned the intentions of a random whale who donated big
believes that 'burning bridges' means one of the parties was in the wrong
insists he never burned bridges with Twitch; left Twitch for years after the bitrate drama
says you must be stupid and not a GTA fan if you like GTA Online
had no idea G4 is back (a real gamer btw)
states Night Trap didn't have violence
immediately knew how to fight a boss in Metroid Dread after taking a break... hmm...
called the final boss in Metroid Dread a puzzle boss because he can't mindlessly shoot at it
got Street Fighter for Xbox Series X to escape from Jose and gojitenks
spends his day off 'unplugged from the internet'; rants and whines on Twitter
said video game award shows were pointless but then fixated on the Video Game Awards
believed that if Deathloop won the 2021 VGA then it shows how bad journalists and real gamers are
praised Halo Infinite for winning the Players Choice award in the VGA; planned to drop it soon
replied to a random Twitch post on Twitter to whine about him being departnered and temp banned
can't pronounce panettone despite declaring it a Christmas classic that his mother used to make
states that Street Figher online on PSN has more player than XBL because of him and his trolls
doesn't care that he wasted $30 on the Street Fighter Collection for Xbox
says he doesn't like co-op games; enjoyed the ones he played with Rambo
gave up trying to watch the trailer for the Suicide Squad game because the intro has talking
doesn't care about the The Game Awards and yet whined about it as if he was invested in it
“I guess we are going to have a piss fest tonight! Golden showers on stream! Ackackackackack!”
desired to “build my YouTube channel up to prominence again" so he can take vacations whenever
wants YouTube super thanks because he can barely make ends meet; bank leaks prove otherwise
excuses his lack of friends or family interaction as him being too busy to live that life
called friends "additional relationships"
insulted and blocked Jose on the Xbox version of Street Fighter Collection like a child
got owned by the same 'laggy online bullshit' on the XBL version of SF
realised he fucked himself over joining lobbies in SF by blocking Jose, does it anyways
states that tornadoes never happen in the state of Washington
says he can't go to the zoo because it is a 45 minute drive away
received an arcade stick for Xbox series X despite saying he doesn't accept random items
his excuse to drop Forza 5 was that he was at endgame content (the game has no end)
called a $10 tip generous but not a $25 tip, almost as if he expected it... hmm...
got rid of the herbs growing on his backstep because Leanna grew them
thinks his stream chat is broken or people are idling due to it being a dead chat every stream
believes finally allowing YT comments and manually approving them qualifies him for super thanks
admits that he can cry on command
says phones (presumably mobile phones) didn't exist in the 1980s
encouraged his fans to reach the $100 tips goal to wear the Nazi hat just for a few minutes
openly talked about buying alcohol over the past few years, confirming the bank leaks
probably tries to be as boring as possible to deter detractors from watching him
spent many many minutes trying to obtain a specific car in the GTA games because boring/autism
felt physically drained from playing Halo Infinite for 6 hours (and not even in one sitting)
“I don’t take breaks anymore”, then takes some breaks during his Halo Infinite 'marathon'
“I’m getting tired of the open world stuff in this game", ignores story missions to explore
wanted to buy his wife an Xmas gift, then questioned a tipper's intentions when he gets a tip
was puzzled that not playing Halo Infinite for a week lead to a drop in attendance
“I don’t miss my parents that much. I do miss the holiday meals!”
threatened to ban the viewers who request him to make a tweet begging for support like usual
got loads of submitted fan art but only accepted the two that made him look best
expected people would be motivated to become YT members during the holiday season
“I'm a casual gamer and I approach games from a casual perspective”
instructs his viewers to refresh so it counts as a new view... but views are counted by IP
did not ban people posting spoilers for Spider-Man: No Way Home in his chat
takes all corners in racing games inside to outside, blames the games when he crashes
begged for tips not even five seconds after receiving a $200 superchat
banned a tipper for thinking he didn't tip and was just a troll
stayed after a stream to ban everyone who annoyed him in chat
issued a DMCA to someone on /r/DSPDiscussion2 for posting an image of his patchy goatee
still claims he donates to charities even though the bank leaks reveal no such generosity
admits he doesn't do much charity because he gets no benefit out of it
cancelled a charity event simply because he feared the trolls and their comments
states he doesn't make charity public because he was raised Catholic; beg tweets for $$ daily
assumes that sleeping well at night equates to being free of guilt and sin
tried the Forza 5 online content once, assumed it was glitchy forever, and never tried again
says he "had to" lease a BMW even though he “rolling in dough” at the time
claims that you never need to play maintenance on a leased car as it's a part of your lease
didn't know there was a penalty to pay for cancelling your car lease early
got upset that YouTube wasn't yet implementing features they would introduce in early 2022
couldn't do a shoryuken in SF Turbo when facing left, blamed the game
conceded that the Xbox SF Collection is technically worse, prefers it due to blocking trolls
ranted about Ubisoft and NFTs; plays WWE Champions so he is familiar with expensive images
states the Ubisoft NFTs were announced at an event, showing no research
put limitations on festive clothing tip reards as incentive to get tips
“Shut the fuck up about COVID in chat!", only King Phil can talk about that
played the King of Fighters XV beta because he played King of Fighters back in 1998
stated that King of Fighters XV beta was unpolished and unrefined (it's a BETA)
banned a fan who dared to talk about someone else's Discord
unbanned the aforementioned fan only after whales complained and Phil values money
won't disclose what he purchased Kat for Christmas because it would be used against him
didn't like Halo Infinite since the game forced him to fight and not just run past battles
advises his viewers not to spend above their means; has 14 credit cards and $500k debt
admitted he has been spending beyond his means ever since he moved to Seattle
said his parents are doing good even though he previously said they were dying
believes if you express your sexuality “outside of an adult mindset” that you are a virgin
put his Xmas tree up on Thanksgiving Day, thinks its weird to put it up later
banned a few fans for complaining about how long and boring his pre-stream 'podcast' is
got very offended that a troll impersonated a known regular and asked about his tax situation
says that when people think of Thai food they think of pad Thai
thinks Thai food is from Taiwan
compared drama content creators like Keemstar to the Grinch
hates the live-action Grinch movie because it’s 'sexualized'
posted a photo of the first seasonal snow but it's of Jasper at the window with no snow visible
loves Jingle all the Way because of his similar backstory of being unable to get a desired toy
says he's not mentioning contributions constantly... as he is thanking viewers for the tips
asserts that troll-tipping him and charging-back will ruin your credit for life
broke his promise to play multiplayer with YT members, ignores all superchats reminding him
thought he was going to become a corporate hotshot when the helicopter company gained ground
“I’m not a gimmick streamer! I’m here to give you genuine gameplay moments and fun reactions!"
assumes the majority of his viewers are not unemployed
implied that he still plays WWE Champions while still paying bills
says he won't go into female-only bars because there may be lesbian 'kissy kissy'
seems to think that all massage palours are fronts for prostitution
returned to banning anyone who says tipping with Paypal is unsafe when he himself agree before
acknowledged the Top 10 Worst DSP Moments of 2021 video, pretends he doesn't know what it is
described the tip-or-quit guilt-tripping ultimatums as "life"
wants to quit Halo Infinite even though he gets more support than COD games
banned everyone who wanted him to read a fan's superchat
comments that businesses are losing money due to the pandemic and yet wants support to increase
says he won't sympathize if you get banned for hate speech; got in trouble with Twitch for slurs
"Plastic tree is made of plastic,"
thinks it's okay to generalize people because he is just one person sharing his worldview
"If I could grab pizza in a game or IRL, I would eat the pizza in real life and not the game!"
was upset that GDC blurred his face when using his video; blurred John and Howard
took a break to brush his teeth, took 11 minutes to come back... hmm...
kept walking off-camera to look out his window for trucks
thinks traffic drives into him in GTA games but it's him cutting lanes
says that being on troll forums disqualifies you from being a mod; all his mods are on Kiwifarms
blocks any and all Twitter accounts that 'shill' their own product via promoted tweets
denounced the holidays and the pandemic as possible reason why tips and donations is low
had a ten minute rant again on having relationship sidequests when you should get the real thing
diagnosed his cat's behaviour at a 'mojito' or party animal (can't stop thinking of booze)
had a 'weird psychic' feeling of needing to shoutout a tipper... who tipped 15 minutes ago
insisted that his Christmas Eve stream has no money begging; begs to reach the hat tip incentive
didn't use copyright-free Christmas music for his Christmas Eve stream
said cinnamon is very sweet in flavour
exclaimed pork belly is supposedly bad for you and makes you sick; eats bacon, still gets sick
"Eating chicken off the bone is too hard!", said his life was too stressful to deal with it
made a racist gaff at Filipinos saying their sauces smell like stinky socks
said the fish had a fishy taste to it, added no sauce to it
lectured that you can't judge food by its appearance; refused to eat the BK burger due to looks
commented that the fish looked like moose shit and the stollen looked like a big turd
made rude remarks about ReviewTechUSA while eating... so much for being nice
stated he wasted $70 in inedible Asian food... so much for not talking about money
explained what a fruit cake was in great detail, like no one knows what one is
pronounced stollen as "stolen"
put the Filipino food in the trash and the stollen in the tupperware... very respectful!
watched Kat put the bone-in goat curry into the garbage disposal and ruined the blades on bones
says to never feed human food to pet, that food being meat that dogs and cats can eat
blames schools for why he's not responsible with credit cards, loans, and mortgages
"I was stubborn, it was my way or the highway."; so much for schools not teaching him
stated his fave part about his fans is them being there to financially contribute to him
"I was memed into being bad, but I'm out of that now"
used inflation as a means to guilt-trip the viewers into tipping more
acknowledges he brings up tips and money too often, does it anyways
said his Xmas stream is not about money, then shilled his new Xmas hat as a tips goal
played The Forest for the Xmas stream
ragequit The Forest for not having awareness and getting killed
blames the YT algorithm for not being visible rather than improve his content
vowed to approach 2022 with positivity, wants everything but him to change
did away with the Hate label, which he took from others, for 'Unstoppable, taken from Rekieta
his Xmas dinner recipe called for red wine, which he had; so much for not having any booze
didn't follow the Xmas dinner recipe, only used half the requested red wine
used the wrong cut of meat for his Xmas dinner, ended up searing it too long
didn't dry rub seasonings into the roast
cooked the roast beef with no foil in the wrong sort of pan
overcooked the roast because he never checked on it during its cooking, only at the end
didn't use a meat thermometer to check for readiness or even safety
threw out the roast beef in the trash, didn't even bother eating it
was shocked to see a $5-7 tip added to Door Dash delivery on Christmas Day
pronounced peking duck as "peck-in duck"
denied he wants donations to make up for his bad Xmas experience but still wants donations
admitted he replayed Skyrim because it is casual and he wants to expand his audience for $$
assumed that Twitch 'removed' him because of trolls because ex-network Curse had blamed trolls
“I have to worry about every game I play and stream I do being profitable! I do! Ok? I have to!”
says its bad to do a GOTY countdown of games he hasn't beaten; his bad list games are unfinished
assumed that Jose and gojitenks were waiting for him the entire time to return to PS5 SFIII
announced his Street Fighter schedule change days in advance, assumed the trolls were stalking
threatened to quit Halo Infinite despite liking it enough to want to play it twice a week
refused to answer what happened to the vest streak money, banned the guy who asked
assumed that big content creators got big through shilling and viral advertisement
acknowledge he has no idea how people make it big online
“I don’t care who’s successful, I care who’s influential!”, yet he doesn't care about creators
believes that he deserves the same level of success as big streamers but blames the trolls
"I have no idea why people watch some of these creators and their crappy content."
thinks he is being held back by people 'twisting his words'; usually he is solely to blame
still upset he got banned on Blip (must have been trolls twisting his Nazi jew-killing words)
says he is not stressing out; grey balding hair, daily rants, begging for $, gin tweets...
warns viewers to watch out for streamers who shill; once shilled gamer chairs
insists he never shilled gamer chairs; shilled Spawn Seats and OPSEAT
"Other streamers only play for money", meanwhile dropping games for low support
lied that he never received the gamer chair
announced that he had just found a new hat while cleaning the house... hmm...
wore a Pikachu hat despite roasting other streamers who wear meme gear for kiddies
claims him avoiding Walmart keeps small businesses open
called Japan a broken society
complained about lack of realism in Halo, a franchise with aliens and sci-fi elements
whined that he keeps getting stuck on doorways when walking backwards, blames devs
ranted that stores were closing due to the upcoming snow after saying people weren't prepping
pondered why 6 inches of snow shuts down deliveries; won't go outside if it's 2+ inches of snow
whined that there were no fruit pies at the store due to snow; DarksydeKaren
called delivery drivers snowflakes for avoiding snow; hides in a gated community as a recluse
warned politicians to prepare for climate change; drives to his mailbox
called garbage workers snowflakes for not going out in heavy snow; pot kettle black
"I don't care what the cause is [of global warming], I just want it fixed!"; runs 2 ACs
declared that school shootings and guns are the root of climate change problems
claims it's too expensive to get delivered groceries; gets DoorDash regularly
changed the difficulty of Lost Judgement to Easy off-camera rather than the 'intended difficulty'
lied about not changing the difficulty even though he did it on stream after dying
lied about Lost Judgement not having difficulty settings or even dying more than once in-game
covered up the lie by stating he was overpowered, faked surprise to see he was on Easy all along
ate out at least six times between 22nd December to 30th December 2021
unveiled a new hat for the whales to vote on: the Deadpool hat, last seen in 2016
admitted 2021 didn't happen as he had expected, had no backup plan or safety net
mused why people assume Twitch is THE place to stream; he told us that while streaming there
tells his fans not to go to places that abuse them; returned to YouTube after they 'abused' him
disallowed talk about Betty White just after her passing
mistakenly stated that his upcoming stream was the last stream of 2022 rather than 2021
stated that dislikes do affect him even after they've been hidden by YouTube
lied again that he does not have a handcart that he keeps in his dusty cupboard
then admitted he owns a handcart that he used to move Kat's stuff in
joked that a troll's real birth name is Dogshit; so much for a more positive new year
hint hinted that he 'needs' a new PC and camera
“I don’t need a top of the line PC, I just need a brand new one with all the newest upgrades."
acknowledged he had got a brand new PC the previous year but he needs another one
lied that he never ingrained in people's heads to donate to him while he was on Twitch
admits that he still drinks but sometimes it is a margarita for a change
thinks that food with zero calories loaded with artificial sweetners is healthy
assumed he is becoming increasingly seen more in a positive light due to a charitable whales
read outloud a troll list of DSP accusations and seriously believed trolls believe all that
retired the King of Hate moniker but not the toxicity and trash talk that comes with it
retconned the origins of his nickname in that he was the hateful one, not using others' hate
then said detractors used his King of Hate name to make racist content and send it to businesses
furthered with Twitter departnering him for use of hateful slurs... he's his own worst enemy
insists racist comedy was acceptable ten years ago but it was always against ToS
"I've grown, I've wisened, I'm a older smarter guy."
claims he's seen the light and that racist/sexist/hate comedy is dumb but still does it
says he's done a 180 and has become a loving person while banning people in chat
ranted against conspiracy theorists with zero evidence but there's tons of evidence
calls businesses "fucking dumb as shit" who cut ties with him for believing info about him
claims Spring kicked him off for believing troll lies about him; he was booted for inactivity
clarified that he retired the King of Hate name to get business sponsorships, not from maturity
wore a King of Hate shirt the stream following his retirement of the name
kept the YouTube URL and banner as King of Hate despite retiring the name
"I really don't have that much to talk about" then talks for two hours
accidentally loaded the wrong save in LJ, let it autosave over it and then blamed the game
refused to accept he messed up and screwed himself over in Lost Judgment, called it a glitch
"Adult relationships and adult marriages do not involve love"
"If you think a marriage is all about love, you have serious mental issues"; very telling, Phil
at one point claimed he was 5 foot 12 inches tall
admits he once sharted himself in his pants
one of his most disappointing games of 2021 was Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart despite loving it
said Destruction Allstars has only got one game mode; it has four
another disappointing game for him was the GTA Definitive Trilogy despite defending it
added decent games to his disappointment list because they were not 'innovative'
had Returnal as his worst game of 2021 because it was not ideal for his filthy casual streaming
put Forza 5 on his best games of 2021 list AND his most disappointing games of 2021 list
was surprised he talked the entire stream for his countdown, but he's had non-stop talking before
states he can't live off tips alone despite telling everyone it was the only way he could live
took 104 days to beat Lost Judgment due to bouncing around different games
claimed he planned for years to turn his YT channel into an archive channel; either a lie or lazy
pleaded his followers on Twitter to watch his streams via a 2am gin tweet
stated Metacritic is a flawed site that's review-bombed; avoids games that rate poorly there
lied that he was the one who paid for almost all of Project 7's production
lied that he made barely made any money from Project 7
lied that he discontinued Project 7 due to taking losses (he quit it due to laziness)
“We never thought about how we where going to make money”, “Project 7 was actually a loss!”
mocked a tipper by insinuating they are mentally retarded due to a typo in the tip message
revealed he plans to use Twitch as a backup streaming site despite swearing never to go back
accidentally referred to himself as the King of Cock
got DoorDash deliveries for all three main meals in one day
described his wife Kat as a moron for putting sour cream on a delivered pizza
ranted about booth babes due to being unreasonable about such things since being married
pronounces Vimeo as "Vimayo"
said Dante’s Inferno is “full of nudity” but has “no sexual content”; has the level Lust
thinks he's a regular guy who's not smarter than others; earns 100k a year and mocks idiots
yelled at a viewer for not tipping the exact way he wanted tips
stated that PayPal sides with the creator but then said chargebacks cost him money
held up a sheet of paper with written text on it in poor lighting so no one saw its content
states content creators have no idea they have obsessive fans; Phil has OIC and other whales
believes that content creators talking about him are only doing it for views and clout
"Drinking all my gin."
questioned if a tip was legit based on the tipper's name; Paranoidsydephil
knew that multiple tips came from the same person even though he allegedly can't see your info
"You act like I can't see", hinting that he can see your PayPal info when you tip
knew the tips came from the same person before auditing it, hinting at behind-the-scenes tips
said multiple tippers had the same email address, proving he can see that too when you tip
complained about multiple-name tipping even though he knows OIC does the same thing
then said it was fine to tip to him under different accounts
the contradicted himself by complaining that 'Jim' tipped under lots of names, which is a no-no
"This is me being honest with you guys and transparent"; lied about PayPal anonymity and alts
ranted about Pokimane getting banned for copyright even though he's done the same thing
his rant towards Pokimane was full of envy to big content creators who shirk the rules
says Pokimane "doesn’t deserve anything she has!”; has done nothing worthwhile himself
called Pokimane a criminal even though she only streamed Avatar episodes
wants Twitch to permanently ban any and all accounts that break the rules at all
affirms that it is Twitch's job to remove toxicity from the site (hence your departnering, Phil)
yelled at people who defend people who the wrong things
was suspicious of the 1350 meme but thought it was a reference to the 1650 WWE Champions meme
called reaction videos boring garbage videos; E3 reacts, ProJared, various trailers...
says react video are easy-mode bullshit; does the equivalent during a livestream
claimed it was Uncle Ben who said "with great power comes great responsibility"; it was Aunt May
took two minutes to check his house for a fire
had immense pride in blocking trolls in Street Fighter online
claims he always beat Justin Wong in Super Street Fighter II Turbo
told his chat to knock off eulogizing Bob Saget as it is 'irrelevant'; HeartlessSydephil
believes that buying a nice house started the hate towards him as he was no longer the underdog
lied that when he was 'white hot popular' he was intensely making vidoes, he got drunk most days
stated years ago he'd never do cosplay as he is a “heterosexual male”; has since done cosplay
"Your reason for coming is to take on my problems, not get away from yours!"
immediately deleted a superchat that called out his copyright hypocrisy on Twitch, proving it
admitted he used to bully and harass people online years ago (and still does)
stated he only apologised once to someone he bullied online
had his chat handhold in during GTA III due to having "no time to dicker around"
complained that streamers get more money from being banned; always ran emergency streams for $$
claims other streamers are cheating on their taxes with no proof, just instinct/deflection
accidentally proved his retrospective events are lazy by saying streamers doing it are lazy
stated that reactionary content is lazy; streams video games he barely does research on
believes that when you are fired you have to leave the building and job the same day
said his co-workers were shocked when he was fired; not because he was liked but more workload
stopped his dad from chewing out his ex-boss by saying he was a big YouTuber and a bigger man
lies that is a confrontational person but we have evidence he runs and hides like a coward
said he knocked out his ex-boss in public, then later on claimed he never said that
didn't clarify if the ex-boss in public was the previous good boss or the shitty new boss
implied he was fired from the helicopter company for incompetence
says his area has a mask mandate but then says people are not wearing masks and aren't arrested
talked about pokimane again after she was unbanned from Twitch (just can't drop the topic)
said he won't complain about Twitch everytime he brings it up, which he just did and likely will
"Just being very honest...this sets me back!", and immediately starts begging for money
referred to Devonshire cream as whipped cream
claimed that Seattle gets no 'congestion', as in no traffic jams
complained that people don't prepare for the heat; bought a house with an A/C that doesn't work
said ring lights improve the video quality despite shitting on ring lights before
wants a beast of a PC but not a gaming PC, and won't clarify the difference
somehow had a garage chock-full of trash from just one missed garbage pickup
now hates unions because the garbage company refused to collect due to labour dispute
assumed the trash wasn't being picked up due to labour disputes in San Diego, not in general
supports workers rights until it inconveniences him e.g. trash collection, food delivery, etc
“I believe in unions but there should be alternatives in place when things like this happen!”
defended OIC compiling a list of people he thinks are trolls and say it is irrelevant
was not bothered by OIC getting him retweeted by pornstars despite him [Phil] having a wife
got bothered by the dead chat even though he nagged them into silence for being off-topic
believes that age = wisdom and that a decade from now he'll be even wiser
thinks that Sniper Elite 4 on the Xbox Series X is the first time the game is at 60fps
wants to branch out his channel to gaming news, rather much like his hated rival ReviewTechUSA
considered hiring someone part-time his YouTube videos; LazySydePhil
concentrates on games and barely interacts with chat and then complains of a dead chat
called I Am Fish a chill game for chill streams despite raging most of the time playing it
won't order a pizza since it's expensive but has DoorDash multiple times a week
tried to rant about Troy Baker and NFTs but didn't know what an NFT is
“Non-fuckable token! Ackackack!”
poorly described NFTs as if they are like digital Monopoly money
got up in arms about game companies and NFTs while he himself does whatever it takes for money
called out Troy Baker for saying you can't criticize art unless you make art; Phil is guilty
did not know that Troy Baker's NFTs were voiced despite supposedly doing research on the topic
apologized for calling Troy Baker a hipster but he's called him an asshole too
read out negative Twitter comments about Troy Baker, milking the hate for all its worth
called Troy Baker a scam artist douchebag (pot kettle black)
hated on Troy Baker despite retiring the King of Hate moniker and vowing to be more positive
slandered Troy Baker by not reading Troy's apology tweets and says false information about them
thumped his chest to force out a burp away from the mic instead of just muting the mic
believes if you can afford to play a new game every day you are a “chosen one”
defended Adam Sessler, saying he's not a bad guy, despite Sessler wanted trolls doxed
admitted he cannot unplug from social media as he is addicted to it
ranted that God of War on PC is no big deal because it is 'old'; regularly plays old games
talked about overcoming alcoholism despite the bank leaks showing he still consumes alcohol
allegedly stop drinking because he realized how many people like and support him (pffft)
called loaded questions "qualifying questions"
turned his 'fun' hats into paid DLC for his "signature character" look
"PC gaming is more unreliable than console gaming and has less variety than consoles"
says YT ad money is pittance but then worries he will get demonitized
changed his whole appearance (grew out hair and beard) to be 'refreshing' for his YT career
“Just so you guys know my mo... my wife is home from work today.”
shamelessly begged his viewers to subscribe, like and comment his videos on YouTube
begs for likes on his videos, a trait he slammed other content creators for
stated that if you change your content to suit modern audiences then you've lost who you are
then stated he specifically meant "older creators" after realising he qualifies as being lost
begged for a new PC but not in January as he wants to set it up in February
threatened to ban his whole chat if they continue the "high school drama bullshit"
banned a fan who correctly pointed out that his YT subscriber growth stalled while on Twitch
allegedly issued a copyright strike to supercrzy
claims his chat has philosophical discussions on ethics even though he bans off-topic talk
complained he don't have enough space on Twitter to say what he really wants i.e. begging
begged on Twitter for tips for the "exciting finale" of Resident Evil 4, a 20+ year old game
died 40 times in his second playthrough of Resident Evil 4... died 30 times his first playthrough
praised gin but insisted he doesn't drink it every day (these days he also drinks wine daily)
refused to be nicer to his audience, is seemingly proud to be an asshole
believes that it is more dangerous if Kat stays in the grocery store longer than her workday
only does grocery shopping once a week, never any extra times when it is needed or convenient
says Bobby Kotick swept all misconduct under the rug; swept all OIC's misconduct under the rug
pronounces caveat with a French accent but it's a Latin word
complained the garbage men don't come in two inches of snow; won't do groceries due to the snow
"Groceries are like 50% more expensive lately" so he wants 50% more in tips
got IHOP delivered, noted they use too much grease, but will keep eating greasy food
says no politics but then whined that governments' response to COVID drove up food prices
thinks that Microsoft acquiring Activision-Blizzard will bring back non-toxic behaviour
mistakenly announced that Bobby Kotick resigned, had to sheepishly withdraw that statement
thinks Blackberry is defunct (they're still making products and services)
banned a troll that mentioned a troll list, won't take action against the whale who mentioned it
"The week leading up to to me getting paid is always the tightest week"; gets $100k a year
“This is the slowest stream I’ve had in a long time”, yet says that every week
compared being a streamer to being a blue collar worker who "puts in the work"
acknowledges what he does is not blue collar work but "putting in the effort" makes it so
"I do working-man shit. You know what I'm saying? I do working-man content."
likened office work to blue collar work, which are distinctly different areas of work
believes that Sony suffered a big marketshare drop despite PS5s consistently being sold out
"GameCube is a failure"
pretended to have no idea about his broken shower and vacuum cleaner
won't answer if his broken shower was fixed and bans talk of it, suggesting it was a lie for $$
knew that a tipper wasn't in high school, suggesting he knew the tipper was an alt account
“I am here to make the best experience for my viewers on a daily basis" but not edited content
doesn't consider adopting a child makes you family, but Jasper kitty is his 'adopted son'
asks his fans what he can do to encourage new YouTube memberships, shoots down all ideas
"Obviously there is a problem there, and I don't think it is with me!"
blames the YT membership programme rather than his boring content
says you can't become popular on YouTube doing regular things, it HAS to be clickbait and memes
points out he doesn't do clickbait content; he does but it doesn't attract views
had to be talked into finishing Resident Evil 4, was puzzled why he got no tips as thanks
pondered why the Christmas and New Years tips generosity didn't extend further into the year
observes his YouTube analytics daily and yet doesn't know what any of the terms mean
"I want 200,000 subscribers! And by the way... I want them all watching!”
“We’ve hit a stagnation in members" but it's the organic growth once the gifted members expired
got excited for WWE 2022 despite hating the last three WWE games and doesn't watch WWE anymore
exclaimed he can't use a humidifier or he'll have to clean it daily or mold will grow
suggested his cat dish also gets mold
says he can't tell who is fake in his YT chat and yet is somehow able to tell fakes apart
says battle royale games are “so outdated! It was popular like 8 years ago!”
thinks Fortnite was the first battle royale game
hates battle royale games because the streamers playing them get more attention than he does
“Stop watching content creators play the same fucking shit!"; plays SF games and replays games
“If everyone wants to play GTA online, that means there is no GTA 6! There is no Bully 2!"
opened his blinds for natural light even though it was a very cloudy day
sometimes extends the streams for an extra hour to get more tips
went overtime for an hour once and literally got no extra tips and didn't mention that at all
believes he is streamsniped on SF via opponents choosing fighters strong against him
thinks he is being streamsniped even though he has 'theme nights' of only picking one fighter
doesn't like content creators promising things for follows and likes; does the same thing
blamed his audience for expecting him play multiplayer with YT members, something he teased
called his audience idiots for them saying he made $200 on the early stream (he made $193)
refuses to do exclusive content for donators, depriving himself of needed income
keeps making excuses for why he can't make members-only streams and other exclusive content
doesn't want to divide his community money-wise but he does with whales and non-tippers
thinks charging money for community multiplayer is a scam
also thinks community giveaways are a scam; once gave away an empty game box in a giveaway
says it kills him inside to over-promise and under-deliver.... pffft
believes that there are barely any middle-aged people on YouTube doing daily uploads
thinks he'll look at least ten years younger if he were to simply walk around more
"If I just keep sitting on my ass and sitting on my ass, before long I'll just be a giant ass!"
got upset that someone on Twitter reacted to him, inadvertently setting her fanbase after him
“Please get me to 100 likes! it’s my goal to have 100 likes every stream now!"
smelt smoke from something burning and assumed it was the Seattle fog
believes some people don't have a morality code; has scammed his fans for years with no remorse
openly mocked a paypig who tipped him with a question which he interpreted as malicious
still mad that he got exposed for having an expensive coffee machine whilst begging daily
did not know what came in the Street Fighter V Champion Edition set even though he linked to it
criticized people who spend $20 on Street Fighter V yet spends thousands in WWE Champions
banned someone for talking about personal pronoun usage despite saying he was an LGBT ally
states he respects every gender, race, religion, and creed; bans any mention of such things
reminds that spending all his money on back taxes and his tax attorney and not saving is 'adult'
was bewildered that people were out and about during a pandemic, assumes they don't have jobs
almost crashed his car twice on his day off, acted all Karen about it
yelled about the drivers he almost collided though in his story he was the perpetrator
just had to point out that one of the bad drivers was Asian
“If you don’t like my stream, leave! This is my time to talk about whatever I want!”
spent an hour talking about his schedule but then said it's bound to change, making it pointless
part of his 'busy schedule' is answer emails, which most mature adults do
believes people actually do watch his old 'legacy content' (more like trolls for their TIHYDPs)
disregards his future life after live-streaming as a "silly situation" and doesn't think about it
says to support small creators, not big creators, but subscription wise he is a big creator
states he is no longer overly negative
believes anyone promoting a product but enjoys it is not shilling, is somehow able to tell
somehow read "gives the cat raw chicken" as "gives the rabbit raw chicken"
thinks he cannot get a job if he quits streaming without extensive training or nepotism
"I have a very logical mind. I only think about things when they become a reality."
believes Jasper would develop depression if he got another pet
insists he hasn't lost his passion for gaming, only for video editing with takes time and effort
“I haven’t watched wresting since April 2020” but in April 2020 he said he hadn't watched it
asked his fanbase to make him a short video clip to use as an intro
thinks the accounts who are unsubbing from his YouTube channel are trolls who are using bots
“None of the previous Uncharted games have run above 30 frame per second”
won't play re-released games like the Uncharted 4 collection; replaying Skyrim again
talked about NFTs, banned a few people in chat for talking about NFTs
was surprised to learn that executives are more keen on making money than pleasing him
“Nobody is thinking when they buy a game how they can get maximum resale value out of it!”
says you can't consider resale value of a game because “you don’t even own the code on the disk”
believes if you make videogames you’re suppose to be enriching society; Wokesydephil
“People have found out they can’t get me kicked off platforms”, thereby absolving his trolls
“I am focusing on building this channel back from square one”; has 250k subscribers
says graphics aren't everything, unless he's playing a Nintendo game, in which case he talks shit
says arcades are dead and barcades don't count because they're for adults, not the "same vibe"
got frustrated to receive a $11 tip to reach the hat goal but it was the end of the stream
states that the increased likes are having "concrete results” on his channel
says “the world would be a better place” without racists" (which includes him)
thinks trolls will back down harassing him once presented with 'the facts'
tried to dox a tipper who left a message about WingsofRedemption
“Every time you say Pokemon you’re saying the Japanese for pocket monster”
"Enjoy your crappy modern games!"; plays modern games for a living
claims modern fighting games don't cover the basics; doesn't play modern fighting games
his new intro consists of stock footage of some pachinko place with cheesy fonts
doesn't realise or care that the new intro video was confirmed to be made by a troll
"Anyone who says the new intro is a troll is going to get timed out!"
seems to think that posting spoilers in his chat is a legit criminal offence
says he will "stay away from social media purposefully to avoid game spoilers”; Twitter e-begs
wants a new PC to use with the Steam Deck for helping him streaming, not playing games on
“My house is an open air house”
accidentally counted the incoming sockpuppet money before they actually occurred
got 30 new YT members and still complained about the lacklustre tips rather than thanking them
thinks the developers of Halo Infinite deliberately puts fake latency figures on screen
"Now you’re complaining I’m not interacting with you? Shut the fuck up! Fucking idiots!”
asks chat if they want a Q&A, they say no, so he quits the game and does a Q&A anyway
"Does nobody else have anything to say tonight? You guys wanted this Q&A, come on!”
“My wife and I are realists and don’t daydream about things that can’t happen!”
says he has no interest in wrestling but follows wrestlers on Twitter to stay in the know
says he's never talked shit about other content creators because he was raised Roman Catholic
"As a Roman catholic if I do something bad I feel bad and want to change that!”
has openly admitted to being an asshole during his 20s and 30s (so much for his Catholic morals)
stated he was keen to get a new job but COVID put the kibosh on that
doesn't realise or care that COVID has actually made it easier to get a job
called his whales "job security"
boasted he really improved things in 2021 thanks to donations but didn't name a single one
thinks being on camera instead of playing the slideshow is quality content worthy of your money
unknowingly exposed OIC making sock accounts to boost his YT membership total
derailed his stream to talk about how drinking your own piss is free and laughed like a hyena
lies that he doesn't care if you block ads on his YT videos or don't tip
has his Viewers Choice game and Gamepass game have the same requirement: be 20 hours or under
the Gamepass game is chosen by the viewers, thereby making it a more expensive Viewers Choice
believes Sony buying Bungie is only for the games and not the technology or skilled workers
believes Sony buying Bungie was in response to Microsoft but such business deals take ages
exclaims he doesn't care about Sony buying Bungie; spends 15 minutes talking about it
thinks Troy Baker denouncing NFTs was so he can "continue being able to work"
called Troy Baker a "bimbo" for apologising for associating with NFTs
had another intro that was a troll-made creation that sneak-dissed him
openly acknowledges that a detractor made the intro but thinks he is converting him to be good
“The people making fun of me are no life losers!”, including the people making intros for him
unveiled a new hat for his Skyrim sessions: a crappy plastic Viking hat
his other hat is for his Skyrim sessions is a crappy fabric viking hat
"If you get COVID after a booster, it will only be like a cold."
believes Bungie's only game is Destiny and aren't currently working on anything new
believes Activision-Blizzard still own Bungie in a way
believes Bungie isn't Bungie because the people who worked on the Halo games have left
blamed Kat for pulling out the AC adaptor even though it's naturally failed in the past
“These game developers don’t understand how to make ranked matches.”
got his COVID booster on a whim despite months of complaining he was unable to get one
“I’ve never pretended to be an authority on anything!”
“When you have a physical thing it means you own it!”
observed how audience attendance and engagement has dropped over the years, blames the games
explained his odd-shaped mouth as being deformed since infancy and not a result of a stroke
did a close-up to demonstrate how both sides of his face moves but they clearly don't
“No logically minded gamer should care about Cyberpunk anymore! The game sucked!”
compared making a waifu in a game to going to a liquor store for the soda
won't play with YT members because “it’s a pain in the ass! That’s why I don’t do it!"
explained DDoS as: "internet packets basically lock up and make you have to restart your modem.”
begged for fans to tip $6.66 to see the tip animation as he is tired of the $4.20 tip animation
alleged that Halo Infinite is lagged because it has no new content and less players
put The Forbidden City on hiatus, ruining the narrative flow of the game and its endings
called Japan a 'small test audience' for beta testing purposes
stated he needs at least two tips goals per stream as the vest tip is just barely sustaining him
subtly admitted that one person is responsible for many tips and that others are his sockpuppets
complained he is suffering without Twitch even though he's had stable months just on YouTube
“My life now is the best life I’ve ever had! I’m living the dream!”
“I have a nice wife and a nice cat.”
believes sales of consoles nosedive after only a few years after release
“Just leave a positive comment! It doesn’t have to relate to the content! I need the engagement!”
thinks that because gaming magazines aren't common anymore reviewers shouldn't get games early
banned use of the [retracted message] meme as it mocks the censorship in his chat
“People saw the Wii as a disposal console”
thinks it's ridiculous Nintendo kept making millions of Wii consoles during its life-cycle
says that buying the Switch OLED is a "bad business practice" as he doesn't like portable Switch
states that you're an asshole if you don't like hearing his sob story when he begs for tips
gave a five minute history lesson of the Wii for a 30 second news item about the Switch
insulted a viewer for pointing out that giving a history lesson on the Wii is not gaming news
“I don’t understand Japanese culture” but does claim to know the "Japanese mindset"
“Any psychiatrist will tell you you’re fucked up in the head if you enjoying laughing at others!”
retconned the cat origin story in that he wasn't hiding it behind a $1000 paywall (he was)
says that if he were younger and took days off from streaming he would be working out
joked that he is running a money laundering scheme
derailed a stream for several minutes to deal with an impersonator of a whale
speaks for everyone when he says no console gamer cares about 4k
stated that if a company makes something they can't diversify to something new
assumed Rockstar is working on GTA6, even though Rockstar said it's a game in a series
will ignore positive superchats but will rant about politically-charged superchats
says YouTube's chat is better than Twitch's chat, even though YT's chat kept him from streaming
used fans' complaints of the blurry stream quality to beg for funds for a new computer
sometimes hasn't even downloaded + installed the game he's playing in time for the day's stream
considered quitting Dying Light 2 because the first hour of streaming got little $$ support
instructs his viewers to only support him for him and not to own the haters
demanded that his detractors give him examples of him being negative
admits he is negative at times, won't give examples
called the superchatter an asshole upon assuming the tip message was an insult toward him
admitted that calling another tipper a dunce is a negative action, sees nothing wrong with it
says his pet rabbit 'lasted' thirteen years, as if it were an object and not a loved animal
believe he is winning against the trolls because the same seven whales support him
admitted that OIC made an alt account but insists he only used it for a while and stopped it
won't listen to fan feedback that moving Pokémon Legends: Arceus to late night is a bad move
thinks electric cars can only get like 50 miles before having to be recharged
mispronounces every Pokemon name, even the ones saying their own name
pauses every game every few minutes to talk to chat and beg and ponder why support is so slow
"When you have to work your ass off to make the game fun, the game developer fucked up!"
believes Dying Light 2 spent seven years in development and all they improved was the graphics
lied that he doesn't ignore or ban criticism
then admits that he bans criticism after he labels it as trolling
defines criticism as being wholly different from criticising, which he punishes
states he bans defamation; defames other content creators like Keemstar and PewDiePie
denied a tipper's request to name a pokémon in Pokémon Legends: Arceus, kept the money
watches Kat play Skyrim on his day off, despite saying he wants nothing to do with gaming
spent most of his day off doing her chores, like picking up her makeup, while she plays Skyrim
“So, we get up and we try to figure out what we want to order for breakfast.”
usually orders a quesadilla and a side of fries for $11, but they are cheap to make at home
lied that he's never purchased a game with crowdfunding and then soon dropped it
"I'm known as the guy who literally plays games from start to finish."
“I usually never drop a game even when my viewers tell me to do so!”; quits and blames viewers
clarified that he stayed on Twitch after being departnered but quit after being banned for racism
doesn't like Sifu because he can't spam moves and combos
called Sifu a puzzle games because he has to avoid and/or deflect moves
called Sifu unrealistic when he loses to fights, not when the protag blocks a machete barehanded
"He can apparently make plants grow? What is he? An X-Man?"; could've said Poison Ivy
played Sifu like a God of War game, holding block constantly instead of parrying or dodging
“I don’t understand anything... What am I doing?”
made racial jokes while playing Sifu, such as talking "Asian" without the crude accent
“He’s 46 and he already has grey hairs in his beard!”; Phil's beard is grey and only middle-aged
accidentally admitted he dislikes Sifu because it got challenging
watched his cat gag rather than help it, referred to it "choking"
referred to Mahjong as a board game
revealed he didn't remember if he cancelled Hulu or not
thinks you are using "cheating software" if you can see the dislike numbers on his YT videos
stated the first thing he'll do after winning the lottery is go on a vacation
confirmed he gives favours to his YT members like priority comments on his videos
went to the dump and was stunned that there were people with trucks there dumping stuff
admitted he was hiding Jasper before he officially unveiled him after hitting the paywal in 2020
“Find a significant other who will cook you awesome homemade meals all the time!"; Doordash lots
thinks getting a housewife that cooks dinner is considered good weight loss (didn't work for him)
planned to redo another Summer of Retro, with RPG games he quit because of low support
if you skip prestreams "you’re a selfish and impatient person who only focuses on themselves."
says other content creators do prestream talks, ignores that those are short and to the point
had surreptitiously looked up how to play Sifu as he suddenly knew what he was doing
ate a chicken quesadilla breakfast not long after getting indigestion from another big breakfast
considered a troll's comment of 'complaining is the biggest content you produce' as positive
charged his viewers $25 for the privilege to name each pokémon caught in Pokémon Legends: Arceus
thinks he'll get arthritis from years of playing video games
thinks his very long pre-streams of non-gaming will be effective in preventing arthritis
won't bring back Cooking with the King because he makes no money and "people don't like it"
implied that superchats count as money donated despite previously insisting they weren't
"I certainly haven't seen global warming reverse itself."
berated a fan in his chat named Jason Voorhees until he up and left
pondered why his stream chat died after he pretty much verbally abused a fan into leaving
got baffled someone has a different attack pattern between having a staff and being unarmed
could not mentally understand the wordplay of Sifu and sea food
"Elevator goes underground? I don't think so."; has probably never been to a parking garage
wants to talk about politics and current events but only if they affect him or his stream
says no one buys games to make money; buys games and tries to make money streaming
refuses to wear the fan-donated Skyrim viking hat unless his fans pony up to reach the tips goal
talked about the Mandela effect to prove a point; constantly misremembers things
thinks his detractors believe he ragequits every game and constantly plays gacha games
pronounces Ubisoft as “Obisoft”
“Nobody has ever been caught outright for pirating video games”
“I cook 6 days a week! Well...we cook.”; orders food multiple times a week due to Kat's schedule
“How is it that every company that mistreats me goes down the tubes right after!”
lied about changing his PS5 password to 'refresh it' (Kat was likely using it)
"Criticism has never ever not been allowed here on the channel, it's always been welcome."
doesn't want people to be rude and nasty to him; calls anyone doing so a ""mouth-drooling moron"
said anyone who doesn't understand criticism is "a fucking idiot"
spends hours after streaming manually approving YouTube comments
stated that console gamers don't play MMOs
had food delivered to him and was still talking on stream over ten minutes after it arrived
lied that Kat is working part-time is she can be heard as he goes to get his DoorDash food
thinks tipping DoorDash more will screw him over as they will take more orders along the way
believes that DoorDash drivers only make money in what you tip them
"I don't like queso, I prefer real melted cheese"; queso IS real melted cheese
had Monterey Jack cheese in his "authentic Mexican" meal, thereby making it Tex-Mex
exclaims he doesn't want businesses that mistreated him to fail
complained about American football and the Superbowl and justified it with "this is a podcast"
pretended to be hyped for Horizon Zero West despite months of saying he wasn't interested
stated that YouTube Shorts is only for content like “someone doing something stupid like falling”
“YouTube shorts are basically TikToks! It’s stupid!”, ignores a way to make viral content for $$
reckons he got kicked off Twitch due to detractors sending Twitch proof that he's a bad guy
“I got rid of all that hateful stuff! I rebranded”; still has racist bigoted content up
believes Twitch will/should take him back because he's a more 'positive' person
admits that when he says he's being honest he's finally being honest in that moment
put Street Fighter games on hiatus despite fans/whale donating just to see him play them
swapped the vests for old tatty American football jerseys from his SF tournament days
called Horizon Zero West innovative because there hasn't been a Tomb Raider style game in ages
believes that buying your lover flowers for Valentines Day is foolish and embarrassing
ranted about flowers because there was a line at the florists, so his whining was sour grapes
projected pretty hard when condemning people who buy thoughtless gifts for Valentines Day
"What's the point of going if we're just going to stare at the items we can't afford... Right?"
assumed that an eatery wouldn't be busy on Valentines Day, didn't do research on the day of
said he was poor and couldn't do anything special for Valentines Day, but ordered $50+ DoorDash
ordered DoorDash from Olive Garden, a restaurant he had previously trashed
had no backup restaurant/eatery plan, resorted to DoorDash like always
had never heard of black pudding before, thought it was dessert
pronounced potpourri "poo peeree"
stated he threw out leftovers, which can get him fined in Seattle
put baking soda and vinegar in his clogged food disposal, spraying dirty water everywhere
used a plunger on the clogged food disposal, causing a geyser of dirty water to erupt on him
spent 30 minutes plunging his clogged food disposal instead of eating his delivered food
omitted a superchat's message that hitting 200 likes count, as he wants money not just likes
assumed that a Bioshock movie adaptation will keep the twist ending and do nothing different
lies that he doesn't care that companies don't want to associate with him
banned a well-liked chat member, tried not to lose his cool while his chat spammed prayer hands
got upset that YouTube won't tell him how to work the algorithm
raised the price to name a pokémon in Pokémon Legends: Arceus, got confused when no more offers
put Dying Light 2, a new game, on hiatus, but kept Skyrim even though it's making less money
wanted to buy both console version of The King of Fighters XV; business degree at work!
also wanted you to buy for him the PS4 version of The King of Fighters XV for his wife
believes that YouTube account eligibility for Super Thanks is random
claims that he has direct contact with YouTube that despite years of saying he had no contact
says it's not about whales who swings by to donate big; sends begging tweets to entice whales
cries out "auto combo" when he gets combo'd in fighting games, even if it wasn't an auto-combo
never learned how to properly catch pokémon in Pokémon Legends: Arceus, ran away from legendaries
doesn't like how you can fail to catch pokémon: "It's all random crapshoot gambling."
calls any boss that requires strategy a "puzzle boss" and hates them
tried and failed to explain King of Fighters lore, obviously hastily looked it up
claimed the original Neo Geo console cost $900
“Kula was the original Elsa from Frozen! She was someone with ice powers!”
states he has no time to practice fighting games for competitive tournaments
called out one of OIC's alts when he tipped $1.50 instead of the usual $5
has no idea why he's an asshole online but "a respectable person" in real life interactions
gets perfect'd in online fighting games and claims his opponent doesn't know how to play
wants auto-combos removed from all competitive fighting games
liked Horizon Forbidden West more than the original because the pandemic delayed similar games
thinks aliens were in Horizon Zero Dawn, can't even remember the plot to it
says Horizon Forbidden West is not more of the same: it has improved graphics!
“I'm not playing Cyberpunk ever again, I refunded the game a long time ago”, confirming refund
refused to drop his video output to 720p, resulting in lots of pixellation on stream
“I want people to notice me because I’m honest!”, then asks for likes so he'll be noticed
ignored a £100 superchat that simply asked him how he was doing
sees views are down on both YouTube and stream attendance, blames the games
refused to let a long-time fan name a Pokémon for free
"Why are you calling the game boring and leaving? Give it a chance!"
railed against viewers with short attention spans, but has said he quits games quick if boring
“Just because the game is boring doesn’t mean you don’t have to give me money.”
stated that a video game or movie won't give you a blowjob to retain attention; mature adult!
was late to a stream because he microwaved his breakfast burrito
“The mannerisms are flowing like a real human”
blames his asshole behaviour on his "winning mindset", calling it his “Street Fighter mentality”
says he got humble with age and that he is no longer as cocky
believes that calling himself humble is proof he is so
replayed Dark Souls again, ponders why fans/detractors comment his content is stale
stated no one knew Dark Souls would be popular, hence why he skipped it upon its release
pretended to recognise people (alt accounts) in chat despite them never posting in there before
told people to use fake credentials on PayPal to send him tips (that's against Paypal's ToS)
confirmed he does get your Paypal info when you tip him and you're dumb if it's visible
shat on the placeholder logo for Street Fighter 6
assumed the rest of the internet had similar derision for the placeholder Street Fighter 6 logo
somehow thought Street Fighter 6's (temporary) logo was reflective of the quality of the game
pronounces Sasquatch as “saucekwatch”
refused to believe that a fan likes it when Phil loses and whines, insulted him and banned him
exclaims olnine opponents who punish him for spamming moves don't know the 'fundamentals'
confirmed that various tippers are not the same person (because he can see Paypal info)
unblocked Keemstar on Twitter to rage at the potential podcast of DSP and WingsofRedemption
unlocked Keemstar on Twitter, bitched at him and then reblocked him, which against Twitter ToS
"I don't want to be involved with anyone else's drama"; badmouths people going through drama
excuses certain 'elites' getting games early if they provide technical analysis
realises he's on an 'island' of isolation, think it's self-imposed but it's also due to toxicity
mocks fans who mistakenly dox themselves via Paypal donations, think he is no way responsible
wanted to drop KoFXV because he was moved up to people who knew how to play and thrash him
raged at a high-ranking KoFXV player who beat him with simple moves, proving Phil's poor skills
baited his YT members with a chance to play him in KoFXV, dropped the game soon after
went overtime on a stream and didn't panic, proving he lies about hectic time between streams
didn't realise that Presidents' Day, being a bank holiday, would mean banks are closed
believes people who had President's Day off are special snowflakes
reckons no one knows when President's Day is unless they work for the government or banks
stated he had saved up to pay his bills, which speaks of his lack of handling cash skills
"What is an instant burrito? It’s a frozen burrito and I eat them for breakfast."
thinks that a more pricier instant burrito makes it more healthier than the cheaper ones
"I don't have friends outside my wife... and my cat I guess"
had the word 'Ukraine' banned by the chat automod; no politics!
states he can't play PC games because he is a content creator
turned a fan's question about socializing at the office job into a rant of being mistreated
“My life is more secure now because of your crowdfunding”
got a $50 tip and launched into a plea for more money
thinks that not playing Elden Ring a day early is doing his viewers a service
"Everyone playing Elden Ring today are desperate assholes. I'm waiting for the OFFICIAL release."
played Skyrim while every other streamer was getting those Elden Ring day one views
admits he is computer illiterate despite his professed years of building PCs
told his fans wanting more effort to "fuck off" as him playing games for hours is taxing enough
threw a pity party by declaring he will never be secure since everyone betrays him
says he is constantly playing catching up for money, blames everyone else
"I don’t have time to sue someone!", which renders all legal threats about 'identity theft' null
“Right now I make just enough to get by”; gets food deliveries multiple times a week
“I don’t want to work 6 days a week but I’m forced to!”; runs his own 'business'
did things in Elden Ring that suggested he read a guide beforehand, like know where items are
miscounted his death counter in Elden Ring quite early on
purchased a new hat: a cheap children's-size knitted beanie medieval helmet
had an argument with a fan via superchats, "I don't care but I like your money"
called his viewers idiots for suggesting he do something else in a game rather than waste time
states you shouldn't run away from your problems; blocks and ignores his problems
used viewbots which got exposed when he had to restart OBS and his viewcount plummeted
"I'll listen to valid criticism", but ignores the valid criticism to do his own thing
affirmed that he did not waste four hours killing optional bosses in Elden Ring (it was 3.5h)
believes the only reason he is considered a lolcow is because of trolls' slanderous lies
asked his viewers to make alt accounts to become YT members to make outsiders think he's popular
said Elden Ring is more of the same but wants mutations from Bloodborne (aka more of the same)
panic-rolls too often in Soulsborne games and legit thinks the bosses read his inputs
“Elden Ring requires so much attention, it makes my temperature go up and stay there for hours!”
considers Soulsborne games to only be fun when he is greatly overlevelled
raged at Elden Ring's supposed 'insane' input delay yet still praises it as FromSoftware's best
“If you roll and try to jump in real life you don’t have input delay!”
still doesn't know the difference between input lag and action queuing
admitted he purchased his supposedly donated TV via a slip of the tongue
ragequit Elden Ring for a night due to thinking physics shouldn't apply to certain attacks
“Wind doesn’t blow backwards! It moves forwards like everything else in life!”
stated that the quality of food from Burger King has plummeted, still eats there
says some games resonate with the audience but during those games he complains of low attendance
“I only eat out once a week”, which is true since he gets DoorDash every other day
“Salisbury steak is just pounded meat with gravy and things added to it to make it flavorful.”
named one of his pokemon John Rambo despite not wanting anything to do with him anymore
banned many regulars for supposed drama, banned people asking about the bannings
banned a fan who superchatted because he thought he was sneak dissing him about 'delusions'
assumes no one is playing certain popular games, does no research
used another troll-made intro with detractor memes and detractor music used
yelled that his landscapers are making noise doing their jobs while he's gaming
watched his wife get further into Horizon Forbidden West than him, accidentally getting spoilers
“I can stay later tonight because my wife isn’t home.”
said he has considered collabing with vtubers provided they follow his list of conditions
still thinks immigration to the USA is arriving at Ellis Island and given automatic citizenship
believes that USA companies treat employees poorly compared to Japanese companies
“The majority of people who follow me on Twitter are following me for business related purposes”
said he wasn't going to play Gran Turismo 7 even after 'a fan bought it for him'
claimed Elden Ring sold double Horizon Forbidden West, doesn't care Elden Ring is multiplatform
“I don’t care about wrestling anymore! I just like to be in the know about the trends!”
“We can’t use public transportation to get around because it’s not dependable or fast enough”.
claims 2017 was the reboot of his life and now loves every say of his life since then
“I feel like everything before [2017] was the lead up to my real life and now I’m loving it!”
asked the chat where items are and then acted surprised when he just happens to find them
yelled at a troll impersonating Volodymyr Zelenskyy; has called Ukraine "the Ukraine"
“Have you ever heard of a bird that flies without flapping its wings in life?"
invented a statistic that people gravitate towards inclines, calls declines bad game design
still seriously thinks he's the victim of organised trolls who make shit up to discredit him
calls video game graphics a 'gimmick'
understands that people streaming a game early satiates interest in it; won't play games early
lied that his audience doesn't want edited content from him
boasts that he hasn't taken a vacation since 2018; sits on his ass streaming six days a week
thinks he works harder than most workers despite having two hour long breaks
stated that if a streamer loves a game they don't care about views or contributions
“It’s incredibly hard for people to get noticed on YouTube, even for a big channel like I am!”
ruined DSPGaming while on Twitch by saying it was worthless, ensuring it would be ignored
“The haters will always succeed unless YouTube polices their website!”... by favouring him
wants YouTube to be policed by state laws... and then says YouTube should police themselves
“The double jump is so weird! It’s like you’re playing Super Mario!”
thinks he shouldn't be hit while on a mount in Elden Ring as the mount should tank all the hits
praised Elden Ring for exploration... then ranted that he wished there was less cryptic bs
yelled at his viewers to stop spamming the chat that his microphone went out
believes pasta sauce and marinara sauce are the same thing
“I need to pick up the item I missed” yet it was in a location he had never been to... hmmm...
marketed him playing FromSoftware games as 'rage' yet yelled at fans expecting him to rage
assumed that when viewers say the streams are boring its because he's winning, not always pausing
admitted he's just following tips in the chat, taking all the fun out of exploring on his own
compared physically damaging yourself to playing a difficult video game
told the viewers who want to see him suffer in difficult games to "get a life"
instructed the viewers who want him to show emotions other than happiness to see mental help
thinks the people posting mean comments are the same people who 'stalk' him in real life
thinks that if you laugh at him, not with him, you literally want to hurt him
“You’re hurting human society with a mindset like that!”; laughs at people's misfortunes
says he is nowadays happy for other's success; roasts successful content creators all the time
got upper back pain from sitting on his ass all day gaming, eating, shitting, and WWE Champions
thinks his audience would want to watch his pre-stream rants on-demand
praised his community after belittling them for 15 minutes calling him entitled and stupid
“I don’t own or have any action figures anymore”, yet showed a Blanka figure on stream a week ago
“As you can see I am a poorly aging lesbian.”
decided to do exercises only after his parents agreed since he's middle-aged he better start
banned a superchatter politely asking Phil to respect their pronouns
complained that games have too much side content so he'll have to keep playing them
called out people who buy Call of Duty mindlessly; buys every new Call of Duty game
admits he uses the stream chat as a guide for Elden Ring and blames you for misinfo
won't divulge what help he got to not be such an ass all the time
“Have I ever had bubble tea? I get the tea without the tapioca balls or whatever.”
admits he still drinks alcohol, though he does it to dull his back pain
retconned his depression origin story: it was the fighting game community, not in high school
couldn't help bringing up money in a tweet about WWE 2K22's release date
got puzzled why people would be into gambling; okay Mr. WWE Champions
says that Gladius is Latin for "sword" and "penis"
claimed there is an inverse proportion to using large weapons to dick size
likened having a big or nice car/truck to having a small dick; owns a BMW
his solution to being behind in Elden Ring: play it less
his motivation to keep playing Elden Ring: so the memes he sees won't be spoilers
believes following wrestlers on social media is better than actually watching the wrestling
ordered pizza from a rock-music themed pizza place after complaining of paying tow big bills
“If you don’t see grease in bottom of the box that means you’ve got a real pizza.”
“If you play 80 hours in Horizon you’ll play 60 hours too much!”; does everything in Yakuza games
reckons if Pokémon Legends: Arceus had AAA amazing graphics it would fix the boring content
fought a boss in Elden Ring that specialises in faith and holy damage with a faith and holy build
says he can get back to competitive level in fighting games if he has the time
stated he would attend EVO to compete if he just happens to be where they are hosting it
thinks the pro fighting game players from his era have gotten rusty and he can beat them
went on a rant on how to better EVO but ended it with “I’m an outsider and don’t really know”
believes you cannot 'shit on him' if he does not know you
“Jasper is chewing the water bottle I use to spray him! Stop it Jasper!”
“I can’t play any new games anyways, I’ll have to take time away to do my taxes.”
called Patreon his "legacy support" and won't honour any perks to any patrons
“I don’t even know what HDR is, I’ve never seen it before”; owns a 4K HDR television
admitted to looking up side content of Horizon Forbidden West to see if it's worth his time
mocked his viewers that called him out for cheesing Elden Ring with overpowered gear
treats playthroughs as his personal experience, not as an entertainer putting on a show
uses a version of OBS that is 8+ years old, says he is too busy to upgrade
claims no other streamer has a death counter when playing games, only him
“People don’t want the death counter, it’s only a small minority who want it."; caters to them
insulted his fans by stating you're a retarded manchild if you care about death counters
won't be on RTU's podcast since he can't profit but wants RTU on his podcast so he can profit
retconned his Italian heritage claims, insisting he never called himself full-blooded Italian
thought he had paused Elden Ring when begging for more money, got killed while not looking
thinks that making frequent fart and feces jokes does not mean he has problems or fetishes
then said "I don't make jokes about shit, butts or asses all the time. It's a detractor thing."
wants his viewers to create tiers and rewards for being YouTube members
believes "sissy" is not a slur and he can't be disciplined for repeatedly saying it
states all his interactions with OIC has been positive; used to yell at OIC for chatroom drama
"I've become way more patient since I became a YouTube streamer", then permabans someone
claims it takes an hour to get to Seattle even though he lives 15-20 minutes away
suggested that he never takes the highway on his 12 mile route to Seattle
whined that Kat's schedule means he can't plan dates with her, but he knows her schedule
wants a "Star Trek future" of selflessness but says the problem is selfishness from others
"People are selfish and only focus on themselves. It's always about me, me, me!”
"You’re not a man just because you can grow a beard! You can still be a moron or sissy!”
retconned his non-threat of violence to a child in VR chat, now saying he DID threaten the child
“We have Disney+ but we only use it for nature shows.”
admits to watching other videos/streams of games he's playing but insists there aren't spoilers
states the streamers get the games early despite hating then 'elites' who get games early
praised coffee for keeping him alert as if he's just found it out
drinks black coffee but hates it because he refuses to add sugar or cream
says Americans who say "having a beer" mean to drink to excess, unlike 'foreigners'
believes he could sue Twitch and win if they remove him without warning as that is "illegal"
thinks he could get $10-40k in 'lost wages' if he were to sue Twitch and win
reckons he'll win his potential lawsuit against Twitch because DrDisrespect proved Twitch is bad
"Please leave comments in my videos! It helps me out!"; has to manually approve each comment
doesn't know what rollback netcode really is but hates it and the people who make it
reminded his audience about daylight saving even though he starts streams at lunch time or late
asked his viewers what they want to see him play, rejects their suggestions, calls them selfish
claims that years ago he gave a waiter a $50 tip and the waiter gushed how he saved his life
got mad that websites like YouTube treat its users like beta testers for new functions
says he won't have the hand-eye coordination to play games when he's 50; can barely play them now
instructed his viewers to keep tipping even after the tips goal has been met
“They are making games because they want to make money!”, think that's a hot take
lies that he hasn't had gin in years, but he's admitted to it and the bank leaks prove it
called the Street Fighter Anniversary Collection a "shameless cash grab; purchased 2 versions
pondered why people are buying another version of GTAV; played the Anniversary edition of Skyrim
told his viewers he won't use summons in Elden Ring, uses them, and lied he ever said he won't
Nobody knows what Rickrolling is anymore!”
calls anyone who visits KiwiFarms stupid, then told OIC not to go there, insulting his whale
stopped his stream to rant about OIC; “I'm too busy to focus on drama! I have business to run!”
“I’m about to be 40 years old and I have to deal with stuff that 13 year olds do!”
says he got more superchats than tips, meaning he lied about being unable to see superchat totals
yelled that only an idiot cares about OIC talking to detractors; cared enough to derail and rant
has the air conditioning on all year around when having lots of electronic devices going
“People created toxic communities around my positive content.”; ran a website called Top Haters
got upset that the guide he secretly read for Elden Ring was outdated by patches
thought he was underleveled in Elden RIng because enemies take up to three hits to kill
banned a superchatter just because he mentioned money in his donation message
sees comments about videos more pertinent to the video content than the content creator
considers victory over a boss not from having gained skill but by getting lucky over bullshit
claimed OIC has never warranted getting banned; has banned OIC for causing drama
used his Hogswarts Legacy discussion stream to take potshots at the fighting game community
called the game “Harry Potter Legacy of J. K. Rowling”
wants you to separate art from the artist and also wants you to call out 'shills'
said that Kat "never puts liquids into her body"
said that he won't play Mario Kart on the Switch as it's another re-release... as he plays SFII
believes that Mario Kart 8 on the Switch is a 1:1 port with no re-balancing
admitted that he drinks alcohol off-stream as it isn't professional to swig it on-screen
feels very uncomfortable when fans rally for more donations, will ban the support
got upset that FromSoftware nerfed Radahn in Elden Ring
chews the dirt from under his fingernails on camera
believes you should "appreciate and respect" him for trying to be entertaining while gaming
thinks he deserves similar respect to other streamers who are better at entertaining
banned people who negatively compared him to the aforementioned other streamers
compared himself to "pro level" streamers who put in the hours to sharpen their skills
retconned his need for redemption runs as he learned from pros that first runs are 'experimental'
“Restreamers are essentially cult leaders!”
thinks restreamers make shit up about him when they're just literally restreaming him
compared detractors to cult leaders less than 12 hours of his mod KingGoken went all cult-like
stated that Souls games are impossible without guides and has repeatedly been caught using them
said "I'm being told" to excuse himself going off the path and getting items in Elden Ring
claims the people only hate him because he makes money doing what he does
got caught lying about his tips totals for over a year since he doesn't count OneMinuteMan's tips
believes that all detractors are in it for a reason, like a sense of belonging or making money
believes that detractors make money off of him, even though they kick out all those who dare
thinks that ragequitting a game means you permanently never play it ever again
hasn't realised why detractors focus on 'small potatoes' like him
doesn't know that detractors focus on other lolcows as well and it isn't either/or
seriously thinks that he can beat the detractors at their own game with defamation and slander
believes he can win a slander lawsuit against his trolls because it has happened to others before
decides whether to quit a game before finishing not by playing it but by the reviews he reads
says you can't trust early reviews, but trusted the early reviews of Ghostwire: Tokyo
ended up buying and playing Ghostwire: Tokyo anyways, rendering his rant moot
insists he only used to play every new game 10 years ago and picking and choosing is new
declared he won't see a doctor for his diabetes symptoms as it takes times away from streaming
thinks strokes only come in the large variety, doesn't think he can have a small stroke
does not think he is at risk for a stroke even though he drinks with a sedentary lifestyle
claims he "slept on his heart wrong" to excuse the numbness in the left half of his body
blamed his hurt hand on both a pinched nerve and sleeping on it wrong
refused to spell out a fake Nick Rekieta's name as the top tipper, abbreviated it instead
got worried that he audience will leave once he finishes Elden Ring despite saying it's growing
“I need to at least maintain the idea that I’m a variety streamer!”
“You have to do your taxes every year! Especially when you’re a business owner!”
took three days off to do his taxes even though he pays an accountant to do them for him
says devs shouldn't rush games, but then says he wants a rushed tie-in game for the Sonic movie
“The era of games as a service is over!”
pondered why people still talk about Fortnite, then mentioned it's still massively popular
brings up topics in his pre-stream but doesn't want his chat to talk about them
stated that to be a mod in his chat you will one day be chosen, regardless of ability or tact
lied that he used to have a 'centralized' place to get his tax info
"I would rather be a level 1 than Keemstar!"
suggested that Keemstar has no moral compass and doesn't know right from wrong
boasted he's better than Keemstar right after his e-begging got him a measly $24 in tips
believes that having a car alarm makes the car "insanely antiquated"
has a goal of 100 likes per YT video then calls his viewers idiots for pointing out this goal
implied that popular content creators are not happy in life with their money and fame
“You guys know me I’m not a fashion guy! I don’t even shave half the time!”
“I have never been the type of person who hates on people."
stated that pro gamers both agree with him and yet don't have the same complaints as him
banned a fan who suggested that poor supporters should spend their money on food rather than tip
acknowledges his position in life came at a sacrifice; blames detractors for all his woes
called clips of him talking "garbage content", thereby calling his own content garbage
says he's so busy and backlogged and then ten minutes later said it's been a slow month
“I’m feeling itchiness in my moustache! That means it’s allergies! It has to be allergies!”
lied about not doing a marathon event for his birthday
“In life there is a legal system in America.”
thinks that because he gets more views than detractor channels he should be first in algorithm
his source poll of Horizon Forbidden West players who beat the game was actually trophy data
did not explore around 75% of the map in Horizon Forbidden West
got bewildered that his fans would make memes of what he says, doesn't embrace it
"There is nothing super challenging about this boss, it's the garbage game engine.", still dies
“I’m a gamer of a bygone era,” and hasn't changed since then
lied that he hasn't been reading reviews on Ghostwire: Tokyo
“I don’t put my content behind a paywall!"; has membership goal events
won't put the stream chat up on stream as the detractors and dumb fan comments will distract him
states that YouTube memberships have no value, hence why no one will buy them from him
thinks YouTube only has to provide the benefits of the memberships
boasted of the benefits of YT membership in his dead stream chat that is heavily restricted
talked big of the emotes unlocked with YT membership but will ban spammers of said emotes
fell for a fake story that one person made up to insist his detractors concocted the story
does not believe he laughs like "ACKACKACK" but then demonstrated a similar laugh
deletes Derich's comments because he gets paranoid and think they are all fakes
has manually set superchats to not stay on screen for too long as to generate more tips
assumed that his life is much better than trolls' lives despite being a laughing stock lolcow
assumed that all detractors do is sit at home trolling; spends most days sitting at home
says he goes with the flow but that he also plans things in life
claimed he closed more accounts due to 'identity theft', limiting information he can get
won't disclose what accounts he closed or for what purpose
chased clout about violence with Will Smith and Chris Rock; once threatened to slap an lil girl
believes the Oscars literally awarded Will Smith for slapping Chris Rock
thinks the Oscars should have escorted Will Smith out even though Chris Rock didn't file charges
thinks his viral tweet about the Oscars is organic but it is clearly botted
encouraged people to follow him for drama even though he's said he's not a drama channel
gets upset that YouTube auto-selects bad thumbnails, won't choose them himself
gets upset that YouTube doesn't upload videos in the right other, won't schedule them
his first thought on improving the presentation of his channel is better video thumbnails
“I don’t know if I could be a good dad. I don’t know if I would want to be a good dad.”
knows he'll be a lousy father because all he knows how to do is sit on his ass gaming all day
“I’m 40 year old right now and don’t want a kid, maybe later in life that will change."
believes his YouTube legacy is better than an actual legacy with having kids
thinks midlife crises are an 'American thing' that always involving buying expensive cars
“I actually do play some mobile games! The ones I okay are free to play or incredibly cheap!"
admitted he still plays mobile games and even spends "a dollar here or there" on occasion
celebrated his 40th birthday not with a party with loved ones but with a gaming marathon
compared getting insulted on the internet to getting insulted to your face in real life
“I’ve done absolutely everything I can to get people to become a member”, no members multiplayer
“I can’t have superchat goals because I want tips” despite previously wanting superchats
begged for money in his night stream despite surpassing his tips goal in the morning stream
got his facts wrong in his rant about the revamped PlayStation Plus
says he needs tips urgently for his day off, which is once a week
“I’m here to make money! I could be spending time with my family!”
forgot that Breath of the Wild 2 was due to come out in 2022, acts like the game had no set date
gets release 'date' and release 'day' mixed up
tried to dunk on Skill Up about PS+, got humiliated because he has no reading comprehension
called out content creators getting free games; begs his viewers to donate games or game cards
complains that people live in bubbles; blocks and restricts who can reply to him
cried that YouTube won't help him reach his membership goal
believes Sony shouldn't have trouble emulating the PS3 because "they own it"
shat on Gamepass and PlayStation Plus despite running a similar business model
wrongly stated PS+ is pricier than Gamepass, gets told he's wrong, and thinks it proved his point
“I have to use Twitter! It’s a part of my job! If I don’t have Twitter I will be uneducated!”
believes there is no value in buying digital goods in bulk, only physical goods in bulk
thinks lack of support means people aren't giving the game a chance, not him being boring
called his viewers boring if they think he is boring
told a story of how he watched an old man get confused by a card machine and didn't help him
“Please find a way to support me! I’m not pressuring anyone!”
claims he feels bad at times pressuring people to financially contribute, does it anyways
declared he will react to the Down the Rabbit Hole video about him if he hits 400 YT members
wants to debunk the aforementioned video despite stating he considers reaction videos garbage
has seen the Down the Rabbit Hole video about him despite saying he's avoided it for ages
says the Down the Rabbit Hole video isn't bad and seemingly approves of it
had called the Down the Rabbit Hole video a detractor video, then he watched it and now doesn't
exclaimed he won't react to his Kiwifarms thread even though he lurks there
seriously thinks Null runs Kiwifarms like a weapon to hurt people
"Six million! That's a pretty interesting number, isn't it?"
says he won't do a multiplayer members event because “it doesn’t benefit my non-members”
“The only thing that’s scary about turning 40 is realizing I have to start working out.”
“I own up to my mistakes!”
did not add the $50 tips for the Kirby playthrough to the tips goal, making it a scam
later on claimed he forgot who tipped, even though he bans people for reminding him
made an anti-Buddhism joke, then told his viewers to go fuck themselves if they disliked it
can't joke along that he wants a Wolverine toy for his 40th birthday
"Why would I want a Wolverine figure at 40 years old?", wearing a Pikachu hat as he saying it
corrected that he wasn't an alcoholic with gin, it's gin and coke
“You can only self-do your taxes if they are not complicated.”
“H&R block is just a bunch of interns looking for side jobs, they don’t know how to do my taxes”
boasts of new members even when he knows there are people socking, even one of his own mods
snapped at a new viewer for not knowing what the big occasion was (40th birthday)
says ricotta cheese is expensive, therefore it is used in 'high end' lasagna
called his viewers idiots for having fun with memes that he's decided are toxic
states he can't afford to do Feasting with the King; uses DoorDash at least once a week
exaggerated his viral retweet count by several tens of thousands
banned a whale who superchatted lots of money joking about Phil starting an OnlyFans
used cheesy clownish font for his 40th birthday stream thumbnail (not a children's entertainer)
uses gatekeeping to mock content creators that don't play games like how he plays them
mocked streamers who use summoning in FromSoft games; has used summons on numerous occasions
mocked streamers that use cheesy tactics and exploits to breeze through content (like he has)
mocked streamers that avoids challenges in games; avoided some minibosses in Elden Ring
observed that the birthday food poll seemed rigged but chose whatever he wanted to eat anyways
said he doesn't want any gifts for his birthday... unless they are tips
admitted that his vests are a stupid tipping incentive that only idiots want to see him wear
“YouTube just needs to copy everything Twitch has done!”
“Even if you’re not that interested please become a member just to support this channel"
considers having a shower and taking out the garbage to be work
“I’m open to criticisms now!”
threatened to ban a fan who was complaining about a detractor spamming emojis
lies that he barely talks about trolls and detractors
“I’m a logical human! I have logic!”
states that YouTube has no information on how to make shorts, but they have a tutorial video
stopped caring about the ending to Elden Ring upon learning he was getting the bad ending
copied his Elden Ring build from Asmongold
won't ban a person making creepy superchat messages because it is a whale on an alt
did not realize that marinated chicken absorbs the sauce, assumed there would be sauce on it
“I’m overweight but I am not like... obese.”
admitted he was over-levelled in Elden Ring, refused to stop levelling by saying its impossible
began defending game devs when everyone started slamming them; Darksydecontrarian
unwittingly attacked game devs and his own viewpoints in his rant defending game devs
believes wealthy people need to be very moral or ethical people or they can't have money
wants all McDonalds stores to sources their ingredients from local grocers
plays Lego games and remarks that everything is made of Lego bricks with genuine amazement
played Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga and said “Who is Palpatine?" and “Jangalo Fetts”
said the SF games lets him relive the arcade experience... on ports with online multiplayer
considers people who can beat him in fighting games with 'online moves' to be scumbags
won't react to detractor videos because he has no evidence on hand to disprove any claims
exclaimed it is very difficult to define what a 'job' actually is
can't show his cat on stream as his wife can't be home or his voice will annoy her
stated that he isn't a Street Fighter fanboy as he hates SFV; still buys every SF game/collection
lies that he has no control over putting ads on his videos, thinks it is only automatic
"I need to make enough to pay for my day off this week."; Darksydemaskslip
didn't want his viewers to slow down tipping him just because they tipped big on his birthday
yelled at his viewers that them not tipping cancelled out the birthday stream funds
spent all his birthday money almost immediately: "Everything I got during my birthday is gone."
put in all the preparation for his birthday but not a single consideration for his anniversary
doesn't see anything wrong with missing wedding anniversaries, thinks it's normal adult life
denied his marriage was rushed but him and Kat don't even remember their wedding anniversary
hates begging but hates breaking his habits of DoorDash, gin, and WWE Champions even more
denied playing mobile games over the weekend but didn't outright deny playing them
"Bottom line is, I need to eat tomorrow", doesn't tell chat that Kat makes money too
thinks bosses that have attack patterns are gimmick fights
“I deserve to be happy!” despite boasting that he is happy all the time
encourages his viewers to laugh at his expense if something goes wrongs; yells at his viewers
“People don’t become career politicians to be broke!”
“Other content creators are not making their Elden Ring playthrough special like I am”
says he can't do cardio exercises due to his back, but he has claimed his back got much better
turned on Ultra-Low Latency mode then got surprised by the choppy video quality
didn't bother turning off his router prior to starting the stream, lets his audience suffer
took multiple breaks to kill ants
thinks putting down traps will stop the ants, got surprised when they kept coming
doesn't care about the ants even though they can destroy electronics
stopped his stream to kill ants, only stopped when he got a $100 tip
“The Sith have fucked up bodies! They're malformed with horrible debilitations and bad backs!”
described his ideal superpower as basically a Groundhog Day loop
has no idea why Darth Maul disappeared despite being a Star Wars fan
compared Kirby and the Forgotten Land to Dark Souls and ragequit the game for the stream
“I don’t want Elden Ring level bullshit in my Kirby games!”
had a little Easter egg hunt in his house with eggs filled candy; is a middle aged man
played WWE 2K22 in a 'retard' voice to mock those who asked him to play it
“A big thing that is challenging for me is money!”
lied about not having a broken vacuum cleaner, clarify that he got a new one that isn't broken
focuses on OP weapons and spells in hard games because he lacks the patience to gain skill
“You’re all salty because you’re idiots!”
“I don’t care what chat wants! I need to do more damage!”
“Ok, if you don’t find this stream entertaining you can just get banned and not come back!"
gaslit his audience by saying he never said or did the things that he (actually did) say/did
stated he is not spamming a particular attack in Elden Ring but is spamming a different move
admitted he barely pays attention to his chat because his "idiot" viewers tend to go off-topic
forgot it was Easter and had made no preparations in advance to celebrate
asked whoever voted for The Outer Wilds to show up and tell him how to play and what to do
uses guides when doing endgame cleanup in games and think it's a good thing to do
patted himself on the back with Twitter posts saying he has beaten more games than all of us
got so demotivated playing games he stopped playing them and did an impromptu Q&A to pass time
described the negative 'bullshit' detractor videos about him as being covered in literal shit
won't react to 'false' videos about him, nor real videos like Snort Burnell's or restreams
says he'll only react to content he approves of, which will be prewatched ass-kissing content
shifted the reaction video to the Down the Rabbit Hole video of WingsofRedemption
"I don't want to make people pay for me reacting to the Wings video", charges for it anyways
split his reaction to the DTRH Wings video to two streams a week apart, killing all momentum
says he won't even watch the whole DTRH Wings video if the first-half stream flops
speaks negatively of people with ADD despite raging when games make him do something twice
"Back in the day there was good reasons to not like me but not anymore."
used to jokingly instruct his viewers to send hate mail to devs, which is bannable under YT ToS
“Only a third of members voted in the poll”, doesn't know or care that his mods make sockpuppets
doesn't know why OrdinaryGamers is banned in his chat but assumes he deserves it
bans anyone with a crown in their name as he assumes they are faking YT membership
downplayed his viral Kirby ragequit, saying it's just Kirby, but that's what made it go viral
admits he ragequit a Kirby game, a game made for children
assumed that him farting becomes big drama, can't stop obsessing over bowel movements and trolls
stated that detractors making videos and memes of his Kirby ragequit is hurting his business
says he will never respect anyone who turned on a camera to make a paycheck
lied that he's never cared about making money on YT in the beginning, but he's begged for years
lied that Toby Turner never did gaming before monetization, but he was doing Happy Wheels vids
exclaims that he has to expand his content on YT (like ReviewTechUSA, whom he dislikes)
thinks that him (a lolcow) reacting to the DTRH Wings video (another lolcow) won't stir drama
reckons he can't go viral beause he isn’t "an animated character trying to appeal to the masses"
claims Keemstar started the e-fight even he [Phil] began bitching about Keemstar first
quit reacting to the DTRH Wings video as soon as he got an anonymous $100 from OIC's alt
says he can't react to a TIHYDP video even though EvilAJ2010 already gave permission
“I held out on react content but let’s face it everyone who makes content does it!”
“Everyone says you have a midlife crisis at 40, I’m the opposite! I love this!”
admits that making reaction content is difficult for him somehow
only spent one hour of a two hour stream reacting to the DTRH Wings video
took a break watching the DTRH Wings video to talk for ages, pondered why viewership dropped
permits being called the King of Diapers so long as isn't called the King of Hate ever again
pretended to not know of troll Discord chats despite complaining about them on Discord
made every comment Wings made about himself despite not being the subject of the video
acted like he was better than Wings at age 24; ran a website called Top Haters at the time
"The past is in the past and it doesn’t matter!”, then talks shit about Wings' past
says he can eat shrimp to avoid getting gout, but shrimp has high levels of purines
literally could not understand or relate to Wings getting help from his friends
understood and related to Wings' crying “I just wanted to have a good game” moment
ragged on Wings for threats against minors, but when he does it it's the heat of the moment
"They say just quit the internet... you can’t quit the internet!”, knows he can't survive
declares WingsofRedemption to be the victim despite him pissing everyone off into leaving him
thinks that Keemstar's videos are more evil than violent and sexually sadistic content
pondered why Keemstar uses a mocking voice to belittle others; does the same thing
“I never sold out! Ever! If you like the content PLEASE support it!”
believes it is illegal to commentate over a full video without getting their permission
“So many creators sit there and do it without getting permission and it’s ILLEGAL!"
wants to react to public domain movies on stream for $$
compared how the Jedi counsel from Star Wars operates to how he was laid off
misuses the word 'negating' to show slow streams undoing good streams and for you to tip more
unnecessarily edited a video to include a corrupted part of a video instead of editing it out
ranted against Secret Limited and his videos despite not watching detractor content
thinks he got Super Thanks enabled for high engagement, but it was a site-wide policy change
dedicated an entire video to the Super Thanks feature of YouTube to, yep, beg for money
believes that Super Thanks will "change everything" and rescue his sinking ship of a channel
asked his viewers to Super Thank him to test it out, breaking YouTube ToS in doing so
doesn't want Wings to react to his DTRH video but admits he can't stop him
refused to count a tip to the tip total because the tip message told him not to blow his nose
didn't know that GPUs have USB ports; used to build computers for a living
ragequit YouTubers Life 2 because he didn't know what to do and the chat didn't hold his hand
quit YouTubers Life 2 despite it being a community-voted game: “I can do whatever I want!”
called XCOM and Diablo “the same type of game”
states he hates top-down isometric games; his choice of #1 favourite game of 2021 was Hades
declined to do any more YT members polls to choose games, rendering the incentive null and void
believes that detractor videos are legally defamation even they are in his eyes factual
believes that every restreamer of his is taking donations, profiting off his content
believes that every detractor making content is doing it for personal gain
"I'm not covering drama content"; reacted to the WingsofRedemption Down the Rabbit Hole video
dedicated entire streams to browsing the games on Game Pass, which is lazier than reaction vids
outright encouraged his viewers to Super Thanks his videos, which again is breaking YT ToS
stated he's watched other content creators videos then says he doesn't know what to expect
“I did not choose to do this for a living! I stumbled in to this!”
quit a stream early to eat Doordash delivered dinner, lied that it was Kat's cooking
“I’m not an authority on anything! I never said I wanted to be!” yet says he's a real gamer
thinks it is illegal that that he isn't getting Super Thanks on videos with copyrighted material
defined Super Thanks as not a donation as to claim he isn't breaking YT ToS begging for them
believes donations have to either be big or reoccurring, and on-off small tips aren't donations
seriously thinks that his detractors are falseflagging him to make him lose Super Thanks
expects his viewers to go through his old videos and give Super Thanks when they can
called his audience toxic if they laugh at his failures but don't pity-tip him for trying
“The last thing I want to do is become what I hate!”
believes that a game that scores 10/10 can't have any flaws whatsoever
“10 IS perfect! It’s math! Math is science!”
“This isn’t about morals, it’s about math! It’s scientific! It’s black and white!”
made constant mistakes with Star Wars lore whilst speaking with an tone of authority
implied Carrie Fisher died due to drugs (she died of cardiac arrest)
thinks Star Wars is like WWE in some weird bizarre way
believes the Resident Evil 4 remake is a mere remaster
exclaims that he's not a big deal anymore and detractors are beating a dead hore by now
wanted to react to Down the Rabbit Hole videos of people he doesn't even know
wanted to react to John Rambo and Howard's video exposing Phil
"The main problem Rambo and Howard had with me is that I was a workaholic."
half-heartedly admitted he may have flagged EvilAJ for 'bullying' in Phil's comment section
lies that he doesn't care about detractors' content and does not copyright strike them
lied that he has never tries to claim any videos using his content
added +15 deaths to his Elden Ring death counter, which is still under the real death total
wanted a banned account to tip so he can see it and unban it
didn't flip out at Malenia's nudity in Elden Ring, suggesting he looked up a good on her
took 121 tries to defeat Malenia in ER, resorting to guides and cheesing her
claimed that just anyone can move to the USA no problem
had a video thumbnail of him with googly eyes edited on him; not a children's entertainer
thinks Memeology lies about him, but he literally uses clips verbatim
lied that he didn't ragequirt Elden Ring for a bit and come back later
played Lego Star Wars on May 4th (Star Wars Day) instead of Elden Ring, resulting in low tips
“No joke, this is the lowest supported stream of the year!”
banned a viewer for correctly assuming that a mysterious anonymous tipper was a whale's alt
subtly implied that his wife was laid off, then rants about getting into his personal life
"You're not gonna get any personal information out of me on stream", then talks about it
"I'm not gonna reveal any personal information, I'm not a dumb fuck."
ponders how game devs make money off Game Pass, proving he doesn't know how it works
stated that 'back in the day' games were sold at different prices based on genre
says The Game Awards are just for advertising, but Summer Games Fest isn't (it's by same people)
loved Symphony of the Night until the inverted castle and then ragequit it
said the thing he misses most in Connecticut was the food, didn't mention his parents
eats large sandwiches and homemade pizzas for snacks (Fatsydephil)
“I only eat one meal a day”, the rest are snacks are the aforementioned sandwiches and pizzas
got perturbed that Trek to Yomi, a samurai themed game, has Japanese voiceovers
watched his new neighbours moving in from his window like a creep
discovered that a whale's alt belongs to a whale despite insisting he can't see PayPal info
lied again that PayPal doesn't show any info, says you're stupid if you put personal info on it
implied he drinks 3 cups of coffee a day: morning, dinner, and before the late stream
offered outfit rewards for Super Thanks $$ goals, breaking ToS by using it to as crowd funding
refuses to do reactions to live gaming events, gives his thoughts after interest has waned
was surprised that his viewers were bored of him being overlevelled and OP in Elden Ring
tweeted that he is not responsible for DMCA'ing content; sent the tweet at 4:30am
complained that Lego games are collect-a-thons and too easy
said LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga is a relax & chill title, so it's a "niche game"
did an impromptu reaction to another Down the Rabbit Hole video, which he was saving for events
kept pausing the video to talk, ruining it for everyone
turned the DTRH video on the Final Fantasy House about him and the people who hate on him
talked in detail about how cults prey on the weak and gullible for money... hmmm...
thinks that buying a video game means you own the software
wants YouTube to copy Twitch despite bashing Twitch's features and functionality for years
“There is no excuse that they don’t have gifted subs yet! None!”
believes that Twitch don't watch his content and thus broke the law moderating him
states that Twitch refusing to prove why they removed him is proof they know they broke the law
believes he only made around 3 utterances of hate speech within 5 years (more like 30+)
lies that he accepted Blip.tv's reason to remove him; had actually wrote a letter to the CEO
does not believe that 'tranny' is a slur that can cause offence
insinuated that being a white American he cannot understand Japanese words and characters
“Chat is not dead! People are just not talking” (Copesydephil)
thinks that shooting someone from behind in an online video game is "spineless"
wanted a new high-end computer but not for gaming, gave no distinction on non-gaming tech
wanted a pre-built PC because the sellers will 'install the best drivers' for him
believes that Microsoft will screw up your Windows install with outdated drivers; uses 8.1
doesn't know how to install hardware or update drivers; used to build computers for a living
wanted a new DSLR camera... for streaming
revealed that he and Kat have been hoarding trash in their garage due to lax garbage disposal
does not always separate trash by category i.e. biodegradable and plastic
disposes of food down his garbage disposal constantly which will result in plumbing problems
takes weekly trips to the dump to drop off trash
blames his fans and viewers for not giving him ideas on how to increase YouTube memberships
now refuses to disclose why people get banned, leading to mods running rampart with false bans
acknowledges his chat is toxic, admitted he let a troll shit talk him for months before banning
uses a version of OBS from 2015, is convinced he has a "stable build"
banned a viewer laughing at a chatter's joke, assumed the username was a dig at his tips total
beat Elden Ring with 875 deaths, literally spammed and cheesed and learned nothing in the process
lied that he never used summons in his playthrough of Elden Ring; killed Margit with a summon
says he did everything in Elden Ring but didn't get the other endings or do Patches' quest line
"A 10/10 doesn't exist if it has flaws, no game is perfect."
"You are dishonest if you give [Elden Ring] a perfect score"
gets puzzled that chill slow-pace streams results in low tips
planned to move the chill Skyrim streams to the main daytime stream slot
would rather that devs made better games rather than deal with toxicity, crunch time, and drama
found it weird that game devs reuse assets, thinks that results in subpar products
got excited over gifted subs, didn't realise he has to apply for the program to receive them
improved his stream... by going widescreen with a new overlay
used the new stream overlay to segue into begging for a new PC
screwed up his overlay settings in OBS so that moving his camera moves the overlay
“This is the worst idea I’ve..uh…anyone has ever had!” (DeflectionSydePhil)
treats his Feasting with the King segment as an eat-along mukbang rather than a straight review
thinks commenting on AI matches in WWE games is "good" as it lets him "be wacky"
had a stream suspended due to the WWE games mixing in real life footage, got flagged for it
believes it is impossible to buy current gen gaming consoles
pronounces inhumane as "in-human"
didn't look up the Bruce Lee portrayal in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, still talked about it
“I crouched! I crouched! I tried to crouch! Actually, how do you crouch?”
says YouTube did not reveal gifted memberships, assumed because got no notification no one knew
got visibly upset that you cannot mass-gift memberships on YT like you can do on Twitch
messed up in WWE 2K22's Creation mode by somehow undoing all his progress, wasting an hour
upgraded his webcam to 1080p, granting his patchy beard and bald spot even more clarity
returned his webcam to 480p after lots of frame stuttering
states that a camera needs a bigger lense for better quality
“Why do you think the camera lens on the iPhone got bigger!”, bans anyone who disagrees
faked being upset that Bethesda delayed both Redfall and Starfield
“I am of the same mind as Mr. Miyamoto!" then gave a made-up Miyamoto quote
“I like big high profile releases! They bring hype to my streams!” (MaskslipSydePhil)
“The high cost of gas is fake! It’s fake!" then blames only speculators for inflation
“I have a guide here to help me be refreshed."
thinks being colourblind means not being able to see in colour; so much for Mr. Accessibility
“After I eat a bean burrito liquid, you know what runs through my intestines. Ackackack!”
played Mirror's Edge worse on his revisit playthrough than his original playthrough
“It figures this game would run late on a day I have to have a shower!”
whined that he can't play whatever he wants, but then whined that there are no current AAA games
outright instructed his viewers to consider tipping more during the night streams
believes that there aren't certain words that get you demonitized on YouTube
lied that Kat is working night shifts when she is there at the house cooking dinner
states it impossible to defeat gojitenks in Street Fighter games, but he's done it before
“I have had an eye-opening learning experience last year! My content is more meaningful!”
declares penne points to be stupid and added nothing, but he loved when people used them
“Here on YouTube I can be myself! I obviously can’t go on racist tirades..." (RacistSydePhil)
“Twitch doesn’t give you chances!” yet had said Twitch approached him with with advice
ranted for three minutes that he doesn't care that 1000+ people are watching him via restream
wasted 20 minutes on stream trying to order food from a restaurant
ordered a big meal for his reaction to the Down the Rabbit Hole Darksydephil video
"I admit I never had kangaroo before! I've never eaten authentic Australian!"
got all revisionist, claiming him boasting of being a top Street Fighter player was 'trolling'
“This is not true and I can’t prove it!", but his proof was just an unproven rumour
“This was mostly true, but a little bit untrue", fails to disclose which parts are which
saw nothing wrong with emulating Howard Stern's jew jokes (Stern is jewish)
only now sees how the age gape between him and Leanna (PandaLee) can be seen as creepy
described his relationship with Leanna as “It was legally ok”
lied that he didn't definitely flag the MGS2 TIHYDP VIDEO; he's said he might have
changed his tune from “I might have stuck some down“ to “I didn’t strike any TIHYDP’s down.”
blames his fans for not wanting Project 7 to return, yet he kept it as a Patron goal
lied that during his masturbation session there were only 20-30 on stream and no one saw it
nonchalantly talked about Leanna's medical problems after years of it being a forbidden topic
had gotten upset that Leanna called him after she "basically moved out” and couldn't grasp why
believes Leanna manipulated him by not telling her boss that he and her split up
had referred to Leanna as his girlfriend around the time she didn't tell her boss of the breakup
now owns up to the King of Hate moniker as proof he overcomes hate despite renouncing it
corrected the record with Jaha: cried when Jaha said he'll beat his ass and would've allowed it
believes YouTube removed him from AdSense due to his fans' overwhelming support not seeming legit
tried to insist him blaming his fighting game rage on a persona of his
outright told his viewers to feel ashamed for not tipping him
“Privating videos doesn’t ruin engagement! I can see it in my metrics!”
"OBS doesn’t allow you to change encoding!”, still uses OBS version 21.1
"I said fucked up shit about iJustine, I apologise for that", hasn't apologised to iJustine
hates learning new maps in multiplayer shooting games, can't rely on his “innate FPS kill"
“Splatoon 2 was the same game as Splatoon 1”
unbanned a troll who made lewd comparisons between Kat and Leanna, banned anyone asking why
says his streams are superior to Yt videos where people try to shill you things, then e-begs
lowered his YT members goal from 450 to 425, still thinks his channel is growing
threatens to ban people in chat talking about feces; takes about feces all the time
threatens to ban people for using the !tip command as it shows how little tips he gets
got console decals and case replacements mixed up
immediately complained about gifted memberships on YT as soon as he got it enabled
immediately begged for tips after getting a bunch of gifted memberships
begged people to get YouTube Premium
didn't get permission from LowTierGod to do a reaction video on him, say he doesn't care
didn't get permission from John and Howard to do a reaction video on them, says "public domain"
“I don’t need his permission I’ll watch what I want! Fuck him!”
considered buying expensive alcohol from World Market (AlcoholicSydePhil)
declared 343 Industries “doesn’t have the skill" to make first-person shooter games
“I would rather eat cat turds out of Jasper's litter box then play this again!”
believes that the Halo Infinite subreddit mocking his atrocious gameplay is free publicity
states that he's always had a hands-off approach to videos about him; has flagged videos before
moans that he doesn't want to talk about his financial situation daily, does it anyways
got really upset at people in chat laughing at his expense despite saying he has thick skin
praised Mirror's Edge after a playthrough of raging and calling the devs dunces
can't even name the over-the-counter allergy meds he's taking
posted on Reddit in a r/LivestreamFail thread about him, despite saying he avoids the drama
ranted about r/LivestreamFail as "immature mouth drooling idiots" but he literally posted there
deleted the viral begging video and edited it, making his boast of boosted views incorrect
seems proud that he spent ages reading and removing negative comments from his viral video
decried that the Reddit drama "are clipping me out of context” but they link the stream
does not realise that begging for money after getting money makes him look bad
admitted, again, that you can dox yourself if you tip him via PayPal, downplays this
“If everyone banded together to sue YouTube they would be forced to change!”
doesn't care if his chat is spammed during his break
begged for more financial support within a minute of announcing he's hit a new record in members
“Kids? What kids? I don’t have any kids! Sorry to disappoint you!”; so much for Jasper kitty
refuses to answer if he prefers Elden Ring or Skyrim as they are "different types of games"
admitted he'll be playing The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past with save states and guides
“This is the game that started it all!”, forgets about Legend of Zelda and Zelda II
believes the slowdown in Link to the Past is intentionally built into the game by the devs
“Finding roms of classic games is illegal, and besides they removed them all!"
"You can trust what I say because I'm not taking a dollar from anyone but you!"
pauses the game whenever he has issues with gifted memberships, ruining the flow and fun
unblocked Keemstar then complained when Keem reaches out to him
exclaims that reaching out to him via Twitter isn't technically reaching out to him
refused to DM Keemstar until Keem offered a $50,000 sign on bonus
revealed he doesn't recall playing Zelda 1 or 2 just days after saying he grew up playing them
gave "old school gamer facts” about Legend of Zelda that are common knowledge
dragged Jasper into the room and held him very uncomfortably to prove he's still alive
encouraged his viewers to post more of his content on Reddit so he gets more views
ranted at the US president on Twitter to fix problems in society; isn't registered to vote
clout-chased the Texas elementary school shooting on Twitter
immediately followed his bitching at the US president with a tweet begging for support
got jealous that Maximilian Dood got a closed beta invite to MultiVersus and he didn't
called Maximilian Dood greedy for accepting the closed beta invite; would have done the same
feels that popular content creators should not accept free games for reasons
calls his viewers "fucked in the head" if they ask about his financial situation
knows when days will be slow for support, then acts surprised when support is slow
said his grandmother is half-Ukrainian, but Ukraine was founded in 1991
did no research on how to opt into gifting memberships, failed to coach fans into getting them
gives shoutouts to those who get gifted memberships, which include trolls and detractors
refuses to share emails John Rambo sent him out of privacy; has previously read aloud texts
gets puzzled that fans don't renew their YT memberships, which has no perks worth paying for
thinks USD stands for "United States denomination"
thinks if you die in your 60s there is something wrong with you
believes that Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within had no involvement from Square
believes that adaptations of video games into TV shows and movies is a new recent trend
lied that no one in his community has central air
exaggerated how hard it is to remove his air conditioning
says Connecticut has traffic issues, but has also complained of traffic issues in Washington
“I have a good life here! I’m not stuck! I can do whenever I want!”
“I love living here! If I ever want to I have the option to go in to Seattle whenever I want”
then says “I don’t go in to the city anymore, it’s rampant with crime.”
deflected being called a shut-in to which exclaiming he doesn't use the highway
ragequit Sniper Elite 5 due to not enjoying stealth and rushing into certain death
claims he exercises for 30 minutes a day
mentioned that walking for 30 minutes makes him sweat profusely
hint hinted that him getting 100+ gifted YT memberships does not mean slow down the $$ support
started getting major OBS problems around the time he wants a new computer... hmm...
doesn't know he can install an old version of OBS, thinks he is stuck with the latest version
begged his detractors to leave him alone after going viral on r/cringe
states he doesn't beg for money while literally begging for more financial support
gloats that nobody sees people's negative comments on his videos except him (which is the point)
advises to just ignore the trolls and the drama; brings it up in every stream
encouraged his viewers to post fake positive comments as it helps him
thinks if you browse r/LivestreamFail and laugh at him or others, you have a miserable life
refers to blocking someone in-game as 'banning' them
made a disgusting joke about shitting out a troll (more scat fetish on display)
wants to do reactions to videos about haunted and supernatural phenomena
desires to replicate the success he had on Twitch by replicating the same tired streams
gave a rousing speech to conquer the hurdle... of OBS acting up and not working right
exclaimed that it requires a specific skillset to do what he does; can barely run OBS
refuses to remake his fanart slideshow, spent ages researching for a solution
liked the gacha part of Pac-Man Museum + more than the classic games
sent out three tweets begging for support all in one stream session of Uncharted 2
claimed his computer's GPU is dead and you can't tell “because he doesn’t use it”
didn't bother to update his graphics card drivers (used to build computers for a living)
refuses to prove that 1 Minute Man is real as he considers it 'doxing'... hmmm...
implied that he can dox tippers despite his constant claims of being unable to
banned a viewer for asking why Phil didn't add a tip from 1 Minute Man to the leaderboard
“The truth is in my opinion”
begged for money on Memorial Day
spent more time on Memorial Day about playing Street Fighter in arcades than honouring troops
called Mexican food expensive when it's actually cheap to buy and make
complains about companies trying to go viral on Twitter; tries to go viral on Twitter
thinks complaining about trolls is "the wrong move"; complains about trolls in Reddit and KF
wanted someone with cleavage as a profile picture to change their picture
too lazy to shop around for cherry juice, ends up buying the $9 a bottle brand
compared gaming news websites to gaming magazines as outdated, obsolete, and not needed anymore
assumes that if a game dev does an interview with a gaming website it must be bribery
compared his content and tipping him to paying for a restaurant meal and then tipping
can't wrap his head around content creators doing things for free with no tips or sponsors
finds it odd that tippers want something in return, calls it 'making demands'
fully admits he will spend your tips on what he wants, not what you want
holds Jasper kitty incorrectly, gets bitten and scratched and calls him a rascal for doing so
does energetic walks after each daily first stream
split his State of Play reaction in two: unedited restream (copyright infringing) and reaction
lied about not receiving enough tips, making it a slow day, just to give detractors their clip
lied that a big hairy dog chased him when he was younger and that traumatized him
still thinks Reddit pays attention to him after he went viral there, coaxes them for views
called Uncharted 2 "outdated shit" because it doesn't autosave after every kill like he wants
explained that John and Howard's video about him has "selective truths"; does that all the time
think's he's moral for not monitzing his reaction to John and Howard but it was a membership goal
hint hinted to increase contributions since he won't be monitozing his John and Howard reaction
banned a viewer for pointing out that the reaction video was a YT membership goal event
“They have turned Street Fighter in to Smash Brothers!”
pretends to receive tips from 1MinuteMan, says the tip notifications go fast like his name
admits that he sits on 1MinuteMan's tips and adds them during break (to bait tips)
has become the very type of reaction streamer he claims he hates
had superchats enabled for John and Howard reaction video
lied that he couldn't disable superchats for the aforementioned reaction stream
refused to donate the superchats to charity because people will bitch at his choice of charity
planned to branch out and react to 'true crime' channels on YouTube
got offended that Chun-Li never “looked Chinese”
had someone edit the John and Howard video to suit his purposes
“I was never a close friend with Howard", blames him for the video existing
lied that he was trying to make amends with John but he's stated he wanted to make more videos
“I felt true pain! That heart crushing feeling!”
revealed that he's reacting to John and Howard's video because they're not around to refute him
“I completely was in the wrong for what I said... but...”
states John and Rambo make every topic about money; makes every topic about money
admitted he underpaid John, didn't pay base fee, claims he couldn't due to Machinima
admitted he lied in his initial video about not reaching out to John & Howard (he ignored them)
claim he was young and dumb back then but he's matured; he was 30 when it happened
turned his friend's death into a story about him and it haunted him until he moved away
stated the claim he monetized the friend's death video is false since he didn't make much money
believes Howard “poisoned the friendship well” and turned everyone against him
claims he talked about John and Howard during 2017-2019 in a way to bait them into reaching out
lied about deleting John Rambo's number and email address
“I can’t have any friends outside of my wife and this is why!”
“I’m not talking to Howard ever again!”
thinks it is no big deal to unfollow a friend on social media
blames trolls (read: fans) for continually asking what happened between him and John
denies reading text messages on stream because they weren't Howard's texts he was reading aloud
flipped out in reaction to a John Rambo video lampooning DSP's 'career' and e-begging
assumes John Rambo made the aforementioned spoof video because DSP deeply affected him
admits he namedrops more successful content creators because he's jealous of them
lied that he wasn't acting as a heel in the community
admitted he only hangs out with his wife because he's afraid of other people
e-begged for money in the title of the react stream
states he doesn't care what others say or think about him since they're not giving him money
admitted he talked publicly about the John and Howard drama because he is insecure
lied that he's never instructed his viewers to brigade or flame or flag anyone
can't connect the dots that John and Howard quitting is connected to him not paying them
says he has an email from John about him and Howard quitting, refuses to show the email
failed to realise that buying statuettes and figurines and a BMW might upset John and Howard
justified monitizing streams he shouldn't have as it's how he makes his living
made himself the victim when justifying monitizing the stream of reporting his friend's death
saw no point in removing the ads in the aforementioned death-reporting stream
mostly monitized the drama stream which was precisely John and Rambo's point about him making $$
denies that his channel engages in drama
sent out a begging tweet before the stream even started
claimed Ubisoft contacted Twitch and told them to revoke all his sponsorship opportunities
stated he was apathetic to detractor videos but then suddenly said he flags detractor videos
banned someone in chat who commented that WingsofRedemption said about him
banned Howard during the reaction stream of John and Howard's video
played off browsing Reddit and Kiwifarms as "people behind the scenes saw disgusting things"
immediately whined having no monitized streams after the reaction stream, undoing any goodwill
called John and Howard's video about him 'defamation' and the worst hate you can give someone
"I didn't know how I was going to react to that segment", proving pre-watched John+Howard's vid
called re-streaming him "extremely vile"
"They don't have lives, they don't have family or friends they spend their lives on the internet"
"I'm done talking about John and Howard after today", talked about them an hour later
got puzzled that a shotgun blast at close range does massive damage
hides behind cover, gets blown up by grenades, calls them "psychic grenades"
thinks groceries stores should advertisement-free spaces because his cherry juice was moved
e-begged his to help pay a big bill... which turned out to be expensive pizza for him and Kat
asks for feedback and says he's "all ears"; blocks people and restricts people on Twitter
is proud he can now walk to his mailbox and back without being out of breath
insists Kat is still as stunning as ever despite recent pics of her showing massive weight gain
turned on Subscribers Only mode in chat in response to the Discord leaks, proving he browses KF
held his reaction streams behind paywalls because he didn't get enough support during them
accidentally said input as 'income' as in "the more income I get the better" (FreudianslipPhil)
can ban anyone asking questions, innocent or otherwise, for "creating drama"
"What does DSP stand for? Dipshit Phil. Everyone knows that, I'm a big dipshit."
brags about making $100+ in ad revenue from Reddit views, still begs for support
compared The Last of US PS5 version to Super Mario World followed by Super Mario 64
“We should be talking about [TLOU2] on its own merits!” but the merits are the story he hates
made an odd homophobic remark to an ingame scenario, happened during Pride Month
leaves his gaming console/s on all night
has his Xbox crash, does not suspect it is due to leaving his console on 24/7
"I am probably one of the least hateful guys that do content full time."
picks food out his teeth and wipes it on his pants
admitted that he begs for games and doesn't usually disclose which games he got for free
keeps using the word 'pacing' to mean boring
“I’m not freaking out over this” during a rant freaking out about it (low support of course)
“We had a good time so I don’t understand why you wouldn’t pay me for it”
made the Asmongold Twitch ban situation about him
believes that at-will employment states can't fire you for no reason
defended YouTube demonitizing someone over misunderstanding; same thing happened to him on Twitch
is proud he can walk for 30 minutes without needing to stop for a rest
mimicked a French accent and sang the can-can song for some weird reason
assumes that all the recent spamming trolls are just one person
reckons Starfield will fail because it is in space like No Man's Sky, which initially failed
loses sleep after making reaction streams because they take so much out of him
assumed that people wanting new game releases means they want to see him play them
can't understand that his supports have limited funds, finds it weird that he gets poor streams
doesn't believe inflation plays any part in the contributions he gets from his supporters
calls every troll he sees a "dipshit" and a "fucking idiot" (ToxicsydePhil)
blocked an innocent player in a SFII lobby due to thiking it was a troll
“I am going to [beg] tweet! This is ridiculous!”
believes tea doesn't have caffeine in it
immediately suspected a fan was a troll for asking him to put on a hat regardless of tips
chooses Tuesday as his day off despite his wife no longer working thus no need for Tuesday off
"People should not be allowed to lie on the internet."
stated that waking up an hour earlier is seriously affecting his health and business
“I feel like shit! I do! Getting up earlier isn’t worth it! I’m killing myself!”
announced he is 208 lbs, which gives him a BMI of 29.0 (almost obese, assuming he isn't lying)
subtly admitted that he didn't do the 25 cameras off-camera like he said he did
claimed his bank account was emptied by bills, then next day claimed he has enough for groceries
“WE NEED OUR HAIRCUTS! We haven’t had our hair cut in 3 weeks! WE NEED IT!”
lied that his hair reaches the back of his neck, showed his not-proof to the webcam
asked why he should get a higher tier PS+ then says he'll get the higher tier to play Stray
used a gif made by a detractor on Twitter
responded to a video comparing TLOU vs its remake as a negative, but the video was complimentary
refuses to do live reacts to video game events despite the potential for more views and tips
didn't read Sony's ToS and then gets blindsided when his new PS+ is set to auto-renewal
got really depressed when a troll told him he spent $900 on mobile games
wishes his fans and trolls believe him with regards to mobile games, refuses to show proof
stated his fans don't believe troll lies but then says his fans believe troll lies
threatened to ban people who talk negatively of his haircut
"Every time you namedrop me in a negative fashion, I benefit, so go right ahead, stupid."
got puzzled that anyone would want to add wasabi to their sushi
“I learned a lot of words from reading Ninja Turtle comic books.”
called himself 'DSP The Resilient' despite having very thin skin and no energy
“Crisis Core is a game that has been forgotten.”
“As you guys know, I don’t like remakes! I don’t like redos!” yet plays them often
still doesn't understand that the Final Fantasy VII Remake is not a 1:1 remake
focused on the money part of an affair rather than the infidelity itself
refuses to factory reset his PS3 because he'll lose his games (nevermind the PS3 will brick)
got offended when someone asked him if he's taking meds; used to cry he was on lots of meds
got offended with the nudity in God of War 2, mistakenly says they took them out of later games
uses velcro to literally keep his clothing rack attached to the wall
“I don’t following gaming news about Street Fighter because I don’t play competitively anymore.”
says he doesn't indoctrinate children to tip but then plays kiddy games like Toy Story 2
was too lazy to re-heat his broth, whined that it ruined his Vietnamese meal
states waking up at 9am is “unreasonable and irrational” and you're an asshole for disagreeing
“Wipeout 2048... is that like a remake?”, can't remember he bought and played it day 1
says Mario Strikers is a waste of time because it's a sports game with no story
“Playing a game with no story is a waste of my time!”
banned a viewer for 'personal questions' aka asking where his tips go to
is proud he moved out his parents' home to live independently after sponging off them for years
implied that he flagged detractor videos by stating YouTube ignores 99% of all his flaggings
assumes all unusual names in Steet Fighter lobbies are trolls of his
got offended that his audience don't hear to hear him crack jokes during live reactions
mused that his audience has gotten dumber as they now give more and more unhelpful feedback
acknowledges that he is not intelligent enough to do live reactions, needs to take notes
said people won't do research and will buy the SF 30th Anniversary Collection; bought it himself
doesn't know the difference between a hero and an anti-hero, called The Punisher a hero
“I don’t obsess over contributions! It’s the people who show up here to stir drama that do!”
declared that no one cares about the tips totals after ranting that the tips totals have declined
assured he wasn't worried about memberships expiring after ranting he had a sizeable slump
refuses to belive that fans can turn on him, believes they must be impersonators
found it odd that detractors tally up all his tips; does the same thing but omits some
calls it a conspiracy theory that he isn't 100% honest when tallying tips received
assumes that someone asking where a known tipper is must be a detractor stirring up drama
"No one thinks like that but you. Really, no one fucking thinks like that! You're fucked!"
sometimes accidentally saves a savestate rather than load it, leading to much complaining
"I don't worry about support on my streams" then within half an hour stopped to e-beg tweet
called the original Castlevania a "side scrolling survival adventure”
thinks Grant Danasty from Castlevania 3 is a hunchback…and you can plays as a "ghost character"
ragequit SOTN because it made him replay the castle: “I thought that was a cop out! I was mad!”
“I loved the game but when that happened it felt like a slap in my face!”
snapped at a tipper who politely suggested that he change games if it is too difficult
compared himself to Maximilian Dood three days in a row
“Street Fighter V did not sell!” (sold over 5 million)
desperately sang over and over in an attempt at making it go viral
said Washington never gets too hot the same day he walked off to crank all his ACs up full blast
gets upset that merely touching a boss hurts you
“What you gotta do is watch someone else play this and then replicate what they did to beat it!”
calls Drake and Kanye West “horrible people” and he “hates them both as people”, won't say why
unashamedly used save states when playing Castlevania as he has a schedule to keep
unashamedly waited around for chat to handhold him through Castlevania 2
claims YTers weren't honest about the quality of SFV; played it for four years and wagequit it
changed his day off to make money to be able to spend money on his day off
cannot seem to give advice on how to be a streamer, gives vague non-answers
requested his fans tip him ASAP due to YouTube being slow with his monthly payment
lamented a video he uploaded stuck in processing, never thought to delete and try again
accidentally destroyed something in his kitchen due to being distracted by Jasper kitty
refuses to divulge details to minor events in his life as the detractors will mock him
had his breakfast microwave burrito explode
assumes that all mentions of penne pasta actually refers to penis in Italian
purchased Sonic Origins but immediately went to the sequels
almost made an anti-Semitic remark when getting pissed off playing Sonic
banned someone who defended him using coarse language
thinks it's unfair to his fans he can't wear the Sonic hat but keeps it behind a $200 paywall
didn't know Juneteenth was a federal holiday until the day it happened
defined penny-pinching as cutting corners but this does not include leftovers
"It doesn’t make sense that Knuckles is in Sonic 3 unless you have Sonic 3 and knuckles!"
hated Disney as a kid and didn't want to go to Disneyland, now wants to go there with Kat
spoiled a plot point in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 movie for a meme, hadn't seen the movie yet
“If I was wearing the king of retro shirt right now I would be arrested.”
“I would really like to work with Mr Ramsay. I respect him a lot.”
refused to wear the Sonic hat despite getting a generous $49.99 tip to reach the tips goal
proudly declared that he's holding the Sonic hat for ransom, said the detractors are accurate
couldn't be bothered to read a $200 tip from Jaxx_Razor until well after it happened
"Government is supposed to serve the people, not rule them!"; has never voted
lied that he never tries to get content taken down
proposed doing a 'closet cleanout' stream as a members goal
“The chat seems to be frozen”, doesn't realise it is dead
pronounces sasquatch as “sauce-ka-watch”
acquired both the PS4 and Xbox One versions of Capcom Fighting Collection
"I'm starting to regret buying this game on both consoles" but one of them was gifted
pondered how tips can be slow on a new release... while playing Darkstalkers (over 20 years old)
played Darkstalkers offline on minimum difficulty, got puzzled as to why support was so low
blames the game when no one is playing in lobbies the same time he is
talked shit about gojitenks, assumes he has no money
says he's a hipster in that he does what the mainstream doesn't; does reaction streams
tells his detractors to go outside; barely leaves the house
jokingly told his viewers to give up food to buy YT memberships (some whales are overspending)
was proud when he scrubbed his joysticks
refuses to have a win:lose counter for online fighting games; has death counters in hard games
“Ask the king is coming up... I forgot about it. Did you guys know?”
banned a channel member for jokingly saying the stream can't start until Jaxx_Razor arrives
believes people who lacks air conditioners at home go to the mall to cool off
was craving to play a game, then spent 25 minutes scrolling through his PSN trophy list
“I rebranded this year! I’m no longer negative!”
proclaims the trolls have nothing to talk about now that's he's changed, still rants about trolls
“Nobody pays attention to the trolls here anyways” then paid attention to the trolls
really wanted to play the next part of the FFVII Remake, a game he hated
“I live in Seattle” (he lives in Renton)
avoided Slayer0804 the whale who pays Phil $50 to react to his shitty content
got crushed in a fighting game with cheap spam moves, spams the same cheap moves the next match
stated the Capcom Fighting Collection has no lag then blames lag when he gets bodied
pondered how bad bots on YouTube are yet says no one really comments on his videos anymore
planned to react to supernatural videos, crime documentaries, and 'real-life conspiracy' videos
“I will not react to drama content!”; wants to react to LowTierGod videos
tried to restart the vest streak and then stated that it is you, the viewers, who wants it
got surprised that running four AC units at once may cause an electricity outage
spent ages playing the slot machine in Casino Night Zone in Sonic 2 (GamblingaddictionSydePhil)
talked shit about Sonic CD after years of declaring it was his favourite Sonic game
derailed his stream to ramble on and on after he banned Keemstar from his chat
misconstrued Keem reminding Phil about the proposed business offer as an insult to ban him
"Keem was here trying to get a rise out of me and waste my time! That doesn’t work with me!”
stated that Keem harassed him on Twitter; Keem only sent two public tweets, no brigading
“He talked to me and swore!”
treats Keem like shit, is unaware or uncaring that Keem can take his channel down
lied that Arby's has sold out of a particular item and never had it for a week
"I don't fuck around with other people"; PewDiePie, ProJared, Ninja, and now Keemstar
was puzzled as to why Keemstar has to be involved in a podcast Keem is personally running
did a paid reaction video of K-Pop music videos for Slayer0804
thinks Keem wanting Phil to DM him is "some weird power thing" to ego-stroke or grandstand
reckoned that Keem being unable to call Phil at an agreed time is a red flag (Keem has a life)
says it doesn't matter how much money you have; mocked gojitenks for him allegedly being poor
reckons that when he's died people will see the good he's done (pffft)
"Hopefully there's enough people who I've helped somehow with the legacy I've left behind."
stated he could 've sold out in his early years, forgot that he did do deals back then
believes he's one of the very few streamers that doesn't have ads or shill products
admitted that the business model he uses is a "begging model"
“You could call what I do a begging existence.”
claims he's happy to be a 'level 1 streamer' as it means he can do minimum effort
still thinks him losing his sponsors is 100% the blame of trolls
said trolls costs him sponsorships not even 10 minutes after saying he turned down sponsorships
"Please support in any way you can. If say this is begging, then I guess I'm a beggar."
told his chat to hand-hold him through Castlevania 2 so he can get to Castlevania 3
“There is no accessible version of Chrono Trigger available!”
“I moved to an area that has everything I could ever want available" yet has done nothing
banned viewers and tippers who roast him for using save states during a boss battle
is proud to turn down a $50k offer from Keem only to lose tippers out of disgust for his attitude
got derailed by ReviewTechUSA's troll tip message of breastfeeding Phil man-milk from a bottle
researched male lactation for reasons, assures he does not suffer from it... hmmm...
changed his Twitter name to 'DSP The Rent-Free' after getting massively owned by Keem
says he ignores the drama and yet falls for Rich and Keem's bait
loses to online opponents who only do basic moves, nothing impressive, completely outplayed
pointed out Rich misspelled his name in a tweet; misspelled his own name in his bankruptcy filing
can't recognise Sonic 2 music despite allegedly being a big fan of the game
got mad at Sonic 3 since it doesn't have realistic physics
wore the Sonic hat for $100 during Skyrim despite charging it $200 for any other game
advised people wanting to contact him for business to call his leaked phone number
implied that sending him money is a "fuck-up"
won't take Keemstar's money for a podcast; will take money from literally handicapped people
considered not attending an IRL convention due to trolls and not due to his infamy
tried to claim the 'level 1 streamer' insult as a moniker unaware it makes him look foolish
delayed a stream to make a banner dubbed "The Level 1 Podcast" for his stream
“You know what? It’s nice being at level 1! Take a look around here!”
knew his podcast name was taken but think it's fair to steal the name due to inactivity
says he didn't get to where he is stepping on other people and bringing them down... pffft
states he has no problem appearing on a podcast (but he wants to control everything)
lied that he was never offered a business deal with Keem and chose not to answer Keem's calls
thinks talking to his stream chat on camera is as socially equal to talking on a phone
thinks he's smart to not take $50k to be insulted by trolls; does it for free
assumes that any video that has negativity about a person is 100% lies
called Keemstar lazy for recording his rant on his phone, confirming he watched the video
compared the drama with Keemstar to being in a toilet with shit he must escape from
“It takes me over an hour to unpack my groceries when I get home.”
goes to the dump every week, doesn't see a problem with that much waste being produced weekly
wanted to play Atari games on stream, did not ask his underage fans for thoughts
got very confused by the tutorial in Cuphead, much like the gaming journalists he mocks
could not process why the hand-drawn animation in Cuphead would take ages to make
still thinks he could have been in Channel Awesome (they ignored him after his Blip ban)
lied that he perceived everyone hating him in the SF community (he says he used to love him)
drunk-posted a bait meme pic at 1am about not 'falling' for any 'debate'
refused to set up a members goal because he wanted whales to buy loads of gifted memberships
admitted that every email he gets with an attachment goes to his spam folder
lowered the Sonic hat goal from $200 to $100 out of pity for the poor fans
acknowledged trolls get their way after naming his 'podcast' after a troll meme
calls games/DLC out for being short after rushing through them doing barely any side content
says Keemstar doesn't know how to call him; ignored Keem's calls out of spite
set a monthly membership goal of cleaning out his closet
“I am one of the most harassed and attacked people on the internet!”
says he's not an expert on online harassment but then talked like he is one
"I’ve changed myself and people are noticing!”
“If you take ANY time to address a troll, that troll has won”, so admitted that Keem won
thinks he can run a company better than them, thinks they are run by uncaring rich people
doubled down on e-begging after one of his biggest whales told him to tone it down
“I rarely if ever bring up my haters!”
believes that if trolls left him alone he wouldn't be e-begging and would be making edited videos
“Super Castlevania aka Castlevania 4 on the SNES” (it's just called Super Castlevania IV)
derailed his stream to instruct his whales he prefers tips, not gifted memberships and superchats
e-begged ReviewTechUSA and Rich's fans after he got some money via superchats from them
“Cats love rubs on the side of the face because they have a sensor.”
“I have a lot of funny stuff I wear if you guys wanna see it” but it will cost you $$
“YouTube promised IP bans” (no they didn't)
threatened to permaban a channel member for jokingly suggesting new viewers superchat hello
“I don’t get to have days off in this line of work for things like holidays.”
hates re-streamers unless it is ReviewTechUSA, then it is called a 'watch-a-long'
“I stayed a little later tonight because the support that I was getting.”
updated his Patreon for the first time in 4 years to remind people to pledge him money
did not update his Patreon perks to be more modern ($10 gets you a shoutout, can get for free)
says he makes "on-demand content"; refuses to do things that are demanded of him
called Cloud Strife "emo" even though he's cocky, immature, and mouths off, the opposite of emo
thinks you need the Knights of the Round summon to beat the ultimate weapons
“Getting the golden chocobo adds 20 hours on to your playthrough” (more like a couple of hours)
is undecided on playing the Crisis Core remaster despite it being his fave PSP game
got upset that the original FFVII doesn't have save states but save points
thought Jessie in FFVII was male, but he played the remake
says FFVII was trying to be modern compared to the previous games
states nobody could tell the difference between the pre-rendered background and the characters
“Nobody criticized the chibi characters back then because everyone was so hyped for the game!”
used save states every 60 seconds in Zelda 2, sometimes 2+ on the same screen
declared that Zelda 2 is a cryptic game that you need a guide or hand-holding to progress
claims the best way to deal with trolling it so use it to your benefit; unable to do so
blames trolls for why he can't do KO Gaming anymore but he himself blamed YouTube's algorithm
blames trolls for him overspending, thinks their evidence of him doing so is proof THEY did it
thanks ReviewTechUSA for his tips even though he talks shit about him pretty mucn daily
insists that he and Rich from ReviewTechUSA were never on bad terms
lied that he's never said anything nasty at or to Rich from ReviewTechUSA
moved his camera to show Jasper kitty; didn't move the camera to do 25 push-ups
“The way the sparklers work is there is a spark.”
'power walks' 2 miles in thirty minutes and it makes him sweat like crazy
called the devs of Sonic 3 idiots for making him learn and think how to beat the final boss
unironically called Sonic 3 "like playing Dark Souls"
still has nightmares of telling his college professor that it's a scam and that he might flunk
“Almond milk has a nutty taste to it.”
assumes all fireworks are illegal in Washington state
“I have a very booked schedule unlike other streamers! I treat this like a job!”
referred to his fans as 'customers'
“I grew up eating polish food because my mom was effectively half Polish.”
said Elvis and Prince "was a unique talent” which is code for having no opinion of them
“I liked Micheal Jackson until he started grabbing his crotch like an idiot!”
hates MJ's crotch-grabbing yet loves Bad, which has lots of crotch-grabbing
“I think I would do a really great job as a voice actor."
neglected to lift weights until he 'gets back in shape' from power-walking
claims to love David Bowie yet has never heard of Let's Dance, one of Bowie's biggest hits
“I had nothing in common with my dad growing up.”
did the Honeybee Inn content in FFVII despite it having crossdressing, a subject he detests
"Why is there all this sexual content?! Why are both Tifa and Aerith flirting with cloud?!"
was in such a rush to end his stream he shut off FFVII without saving, undoing 30+ minutes play
claims he generously gave John Rambo and Howard hundreds of dollars of his junk, err, things
equates giving John and Howard his hoarded junk/things to paying them money
refuses to buy physical games from stores anymore because it means having to leave his house
wants natural growth for his channel but then encourages gifted memberships
won't play PowerWash Simulator because it sounds like work (even virtual work is too much)
shares images of Jasper "out in the wild"... indoors
added his pronouns to his Instagram bio for no reason other than virtue signalling
removed his sympathy-grabbing images and microwaved food images off his Instagram
blames inflation for the downturn in support despite previously stating inflation changes nothing
turned the God of War Ragnorak release date reveal into a rant about him being trolled for years
"If I do fundraising events, I guarantee you people would actually be generous."
won't allow criticism of how he runs his 'business' but will criticize other businesses
turns down well-meaning people with genuine advice because 'no one' (him) asked for their input
has never heard of Destiny but shit-talked him under perceived clout chasing
has WingsofRedemption's nickname Richard stuck in his head, proving he absorbs detractor content
assumed Wings' friends were not trying to help him but were exploiting him for views
assumes no one wants to watch a camping trip of internet personalities; barely leaves the house
gets upset when people react to him without knowing all the facts; reacts this way all the time
hates the PKA podcast guys for "sitting around talking drama" while sitting around talking drama
acted like he'd happily be a guest on PKA after saying he wants nothing to do with them
thinks that every content creator who namedrops him is simply doing it to "make a buck"
also thinks the 'toxic' content creators are out of touch with reality
wants to be left alone by anyone and everyone a.k.a. wants to beg in peace
lied that no one has ever asked him to play the Shantae games
“K-pop music lyrics are meaningful”, only saying it to please Slayer the whale
doesn't think America has an idol-style business recruiting kids to sign; Disney, Nickelodeon...
“I have no notoriety anymore."
lied that he needs business class internet to avoid the data caps; Comcast has limitless plans
got very defensive when told Comcast has unlimited data for residential, insulted the fan
“The prime minister of Japan got shot! What happened?! It’s always crazy when that happens!”
turned the news of the death of Shinzo Abe into a rant about Gamestop
excuses using savestates every 10 seconds because "I’m a streamer and have to put out content!”
couldn't recognise the iconic Bloody Tears music despite being an alleged Castlevania fan
“I gave a real honest shot at beating [classic Castlevania games]”; used savestates constantly
won't eat steak as the red meat flares his gout, but will eat pork and ribs
called his viewers "fucking idiots" if they count the savestates he makes playing retro games
says you are a "fucking loser" if you care about challenge in video games
thinks it is normal for content creators to beg for money daily to pay their bills
hint hints to tip him extra to pay some upcoming big bills, then says he's not wanting extra
revealed that his early pre-streaming YT playthroughs were done with a game guide open
“I’m essentially living paycheck to paycheck” yet is supposedly happy and thinks we're jealous
believes game devs make their game cryptic so you'll buy the strategy guide or accessories
believes COVID is the main reason Gamestop is failing
believes Gamestop could have been saved in they incentivized trade-ins
believes 9/11 forced planes to become cramped and not offer full meals anymore
tells his viewers to quit working at Gamestop but 5 minutes later says he doesn't want job loss
confirmed he didn't pay his parents back paying off his student loans
claims his detractors haven't affected him but doesn't mention he's stopped tweet-begging as much
didn't know the materia system in FFVII existed. "Great game design, game devs! Idiots!”
wanted his chat to handhold him on equipping his party in FFVII
ate BBQ on camera and hyped it up as a big deal, ate it alone in a room with no atmosphere
needed $850 to pay two big bills but spent at least $60 on BBQ food delivery
“Authentic individual barbecue style restaurant business”
calls rib tips "fake ribs" as they have bone in them
thinks that having to chew the meat off rib tips means they are 'overcooked' and ruined
believes that 'authentic' restaurants don't make anything in advance
believes that 'authentic' restaurants don't reuse scraps of food from other dishes
got upset that his delivered food didn't come with a plastic knife and fork
"The rollback netcode kept using the wrong move!" as he mashes buttons
blames you, the viewers, for why he has to e-beg constantly
refused to react to the followup Wings DTRH video despite getting permission from Wings and Joon
“I like working out! I like the feeling of getting a pump!”
bragged that he enjoyed working out in his youth
can't sell things on eBay anymore because he wants a friend to be a middle man
does not feel obligated or bothered to plug to the channel whose content he is reacting to
his reaction to a true crime story of a murdered woman: "WOW!"; WHAT?!"; "HOW?"; "HUH?!", etc
turned a true crime victim's story and grief into a personal story about a highway accident
admitted to drunk driving several times, changed lanes without checking who was behind him
says the left side of his face got burned by his airbag but no such scars have ever been seen
did not realize that reacting to true crime content might get him demonitized
believes a person can't fit in a barrel unless they are dead first
reiterates that there is nothing he can do about his life, he did everything correct
defended Kojima and his defamation battle after years of shit-talking Kojima
“All my money is going towards my financial responsibilities” but has dinners with Kat
refuses to open up his PC to upgrade parts; used to build PCs for a living
refuses to open up his PC to clean up the dust, wants a brand new PC instead of cleaning it
wanted to buy (read: have fans buy) him a new PC just because the hard drive is dying
acknowledges his viewers' suggestions are correct but says you can't talk like a know-it-all
implied he can't build PCs anymore because he refuses to get help or look at tutorials
called people who said he overpaid on an underpowered computer "pieces of fucking shit"
admitted he contacted strangers over the internet to shake them down for funds for a new PC
revealed he turned down OIC's offer to buy him a new computer
lies about only being able to order food on his day off
lies that he can't user submitted fanart due to OBS' limited slideshow space
reloaded save states whenever he took damage during his playthrough of Zelda 2
banned the names 'Tyrone' and 'Ian' from his chat, not caring that it affects fans called that
admitted he can see PayPal info through tips when telling Snowkarl he can tell he's not 1MM
told viewers to change their vote in a poll then wondered why no one was interested in the game
“I haven’t had Ben and Jerry’s since I was a kid! Why would you fucking ask me that?!”
hopes that the daily e-begging doesn't become a pattern
quit Fable Anniversary not because he disliked it but because there were low tips
only replayed Fable for the money it could bring, not out of nostalgia
believes he deserves to have a weekly expensive meal out with Kat paid for by tips
ranted for 10+ minutes about Subway, their menu, and how it's still popular
gave advice for curing hiccups: hold your breath for as long as possible
asked for help in Zelda 2 then said he was too busy to check Twitter which had maps sent at him
accidentally revealed his YouTube search history, had looked up Doug Walker and Screw Attack
suggested that K-pop idols don't eat French fries as they are "skinny teenagers"
pondered why Bayonetta 3 would have an option for censoring the near-nudity, called it cringe
"It's time to stop being afraid of my trolls"; blocks trolls on Twitter and restricted it
showed a map of a Zelda 2 dungeon he was using to demonstrate how little he can navigate them
showed his phone on camera after years of saying he won't do it as it is 'dangerous' (to him)
ranted that his admittedly underused Instagram account only got 10 likes for a 'hilarious' vid
acknowledge that he shot himself in the foot by restricting who he can interact on Twitter
blames the trolls for why he has such little engagement
blames his fans for why his boring social media accounts get no attention
realizes that sticking it to the haters also sticks it to the fans, "it is what it is"
honestly believes that he does good takes constantly and we are all too dumb to see it
assumes that people don't share his boring content on social media is due to troll harassment
begged for likes on his content but quickly added "like it because you like it"
thinks there is a difference between giving trolls attention and calling out trolls' actions
believes it is smarter to feed the trolls than to remain silent and ignore them
confirmed a $100 tip that did not pop up, indicating it was behind the scenes and arranged
did not connect the dots that he is the reason Kat shut down her accounts, not the trolls
thinks the PC master race meme means just the exclusive PC games
said his viewers aren't made of funny but then a minute later has confidence they can fund his PC
turned down a free computer from ReviewTechUSA as it would "cause drama"
got mad that Rich told people he's donating a PC as Phil wanted his whales to buy him one
“I don’t understand how this became public knowledge before I even talked about it!"
thinks it is alright to read people's private messages but draws the line at people reading his
demanded a "top of the line current year PC" or he won't be “future proofed”
lied that he figured out how to beat the final boss of Zelda 2, immediately knew what to do
is proud that he beat Zelda 2 with savestates
“Yes, of course I used save states, but I legitimately beat every stage!”
admitted that the high-end PCs he built back in the day were shoddily built
lied that all the detractor videos that got taken down were done by bots with no input from him
lied that he's never made homemade pizza; has previously shown off homemade pizzas on Instagram
says that everyone who tries to help him build/buy a PC is wrong and don't know anything
wanted a new computer, new camera, new lights, and hint hinted that we all pay for it for him
was going to accept Rich's offer for a new PC until Rich made it public (Phil wanted it sneaky)
declared it was unfair that he got criticism for expecting his viewers to pay for his new tech
used his age of 40 years old as an excuse as to why he can't build his own PC
wanted other 'improvements' to the new PC but then turned down said improvements to his new PC
planned to raise $3k to spend all on a new PC setup (lemon 2.0)
claimed the old 'Darksy Deaful' meme for himself
lied that he never watched John and Howard's video before his reaction; watched it in 2019
cried about his Twitter stats despite previously stating “Fuck Twitter! Who cares about Twitter!”
“I say intelligent things on Twitter!”
stated FFVII is great and that he was 'misremembering' the game
“There is nothing in my closet worth any value” but wants to sell the things that have value
claimed that Mario and Luigi have different skin tones and therefore cannot be brothers
claimed that Stray is unrealistic and the devs don't own cats or never studied them
thinks defraging his computer often will fix the failing hard drive
“Is Terminator 2 a pure sci-fi movie? What’s sci-fi?"
“Why am I defensive about questions about a PC? I’m not!” (DefensiveSydePhil)
“I managed to party all the time [in college] and get straight A’s!”
skipped Bayonetta 3 because the considered the first game "forgettable" but gave Bayo 2 an 8/10
“Who plays a game on a gaming service and just turbos through it using a guide?"
was delighted to get a beta code for MultiVersus despite hating Smash clones
believes John Ramiro making Daikatana “basically retired him for a while”
believes the bigger the lens, the better a webcam is, regardless of specs
said he wanted a cheap webcam but he wanted a DSLR webcam that runs for potential thousands
“I never said I needed a 4K camera!” but had literally asked for one
claimed he can't block the sunlight at his window without custom $500 blackout blinds
“All the stuff I have behind me is meaningful to me!”
chased his cat around the house to get him on camera for his intro to playing Stray
ignored a cease and desist notice for his use of the trademarked name 'Level One Podcast'
either got his fans to mass-report An1337 or knew it was happening and did not stop it
got puzzled that him playing badly in a game would cause attendance to dwindle
points out he can tell when a troll is baiting him, rants about the bait anyways
“My computer was giving me error messages that it’s going to go blue screen soon.”
says he's left his PC on 24/7 for seven years and never had issues
thinks cheese and rice is strictly human food and they have no reason to be in pet food
believes Stray is a flash in the pan that everyone dismissed since no one watched him play it
was amazed that the cat in Stray can do cat-like things, like stand on tree branches
claimed he'd play Fightcade on his new PC despite reiterating he doesn't want a gaming PC
reckons people who played Super Mario Bros 2 needed Game Genie to beat it
speaks for everyone when he says no one cares that he cheats retro games with save states
"Can you imagine [Super Mario Bros 2] without save states?"
found it odd there is more attendance to him raging at retro games than bored at modern games
found it ridiculous that publishers can charge $70 for a AAA remake of a AAA game
implied that he believes that TLOU on PS5 is just an emulation with mods
could not support TLOU's accessibility features on PS5 because the animations look similar to OG
goes on Twitter to be negative, despite saying he's a positive person who doesn't look for drama
claims it's cheaper to run his 3 AC units than other heat sources due to inflation
claims he's lost 8-10 pounds doing fast-paced walks for two weeks
thinks you're cheating in a game if you put in tons of time and outplay him through skill
lied that Capcom isn't interested in remaking Marvel vs Capcom 2
said that what he said and did at age 37 was "when I was young and stupid”
thinks trolls are wasting their lives pointing out to others his financial mismanagement
lied that trolls 'extrapolate' what he says when they literally clip what he says
assumes that no one will ever praise jim for anything positive (VictimcomplexSydePhil)
defended his joke of selling a black girl into slavery as dark humour and you're uptight idiots
declared he won't give a segment to trolls about his racist joke during a segment about the joke
had his smartphone screen visible on camera, revealing WWE Champions onscreen
so paranoid he got caught playing WWE Champions that he banned the word 'champions' from chat
thinks people lied about Stray's length; took him longer than average due to screwing around
believes anyone can use his trademark "DSPGaming" so long as it doesn't involve gaming
thinks tabletop RPGs have nothing to do with gaming
“Don’t listen to anything anyone says!”
reckons he can ignore legal papers served to him if he wants to
thinks his show is 100% original content, despite streaming games and his intro being fan-made
believes that no one actually works 80 hours a week: "if you believe that, you're an idiot"
excused his lateness as "paying bills" but his bills are auto-paid
won't play Smash Bros because he can't 'compete'; can't compete in MultiVerse
said his PS4 was no longer working as a lazy excuse not to hook it up
“Laptops will always be limited to desktops! I won’t be able to game on it.”
won't pay for The Last of Us remake; buys and plays most remasters and remakes
lied that he hasn't eaten out ever since "COVID ended"
got mystified at the plot and content of FFVII despite sayig he's done everything one time
thinks Matlok Jade from the Fighter's History games is named after the Matlock TV show
made insensitive racist impersonations when mimicking Japanese moves names in Fighter's History
whines that no one in chat pays attention to the game (they do, they just don't tip)
banned a fan from chat who spammed that he's proud to tip to anger the detractors
admitted that his negativity reveals itself when $$ support is low
scrambles to always move his phone offscreen lest it reveals he's playing WWE Champions again
guarantees there is neat stuff in his closet, then says he has no idea at all what's in it
“Maybe I’ll find some new statuettes in my closet" despite claiming he's sold/disposed them all
refuses to be friends with John Rambo again because Phil's married and doesn't need him anymore
“I’ve learned to walk in others shoes! I’ve opened up! Thank god I became more open minded!”
claimed he was one of the first people to do mukbangs back before they were called mukbangs
wants to do more diverse content but strikes down every suggestion made
“We are not doing a completionist run” yet hunted in every nook and cranny for secrets
stated his last gout attack was at the start of COVID when he stopped drinking cherry juice
stated he stopped drinking cherry juice on a whim and then swiftly said it was expensive
judged he's lost weight by the fit of his shirts (still tight but not as much)
“I power walk 30 minutes everyday! 1 full mile and when I’m done I’m sweating profusely!”
said he doesn't flag content but then admitted he gets notifications about the content he flags
gave up on Dying Light 2, admits he gave up too soon, yelled at fans who begged him to continue
lied that no asked him to return to Dying Light 2; has actually banned people requesting it
assumed the chat froze during a Q+A session but in reality it was dead and no one was talking
praised Fable for it's simplicity and yet quit the game, called it boring and simplistic
got the words 'feature' and 'exclusive' mixed up
has three AC units running because he can't figure out to how to open the windows
“The weather always changes and they adjust it on the fly”
said he experienced the Mandela Effect but only by himself
“I am the type of person who if you tell me to do something I won’t do it! I’ll do the opposite!”
tried to buy a computer off a viewer for $1000-1500 after trying to goad $2500 from his fans
believes crushes are physically attractions to people
“There is a lot of tedious boring shit in meaningful relationships” (you would know, Phil)
often tells his wife that everything is alright and okay (marriage is fine btw)
“I have been in other relationships that when things got hard the relationship fell apart."
not once brought up emotions when talking about and Kat's relationship
won't take Rich's PC because of trolls' comments despite saying he doesn't care what they say
“Kat and I are in a equal partnership, we both contribute equally to the relationship.”
could not maintain eye contact with the camera when declaring he does not play WWE Champions
wanted his viewers to harass Player First Games into patching anti-notifications spam
admitted that him being nice to Wings as Wings slanders him is proof he's at "level 1" in life
changed his Twitter name to 'DSP The Closet Cleaner', which is slang for rimjobs
banned viewers for giving advice similar to a Wings-esque "LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN" moment
called Iran and Syria "weird countries"
expects his whales to tip regardless of the dumb offensive shit he says/posts on Twitter
said he wasn't mature enough to appreciate FFVII's plot the last time he played it... in 2015
admits that it is pathetic that he is exhausted after being outside for two hours
insists his health has gotten way better, which means his pathetic state was even worse
assumes that Wings watches his content all the time
says he won't go on a rant about content creators during a rant about content creators
says he won't hurt other people to get by; shit-talks everyone
lied that Keemstar never offered him $50k
lied that Keemstar never tried to call him; Keem did call, Phil willingly ignored the calls
commented on the Pewdiepie drama despite not knowing all the facts because he hates Pewdiepie
"No one talks about Pewdiepie anymore!" while everyone, including DSP, is talking aboit him
says he isn't taking a negative stance on Pewdiepie as he mocks him and calls him irrelevant
thinks he can get away talking shit about Pewdiepie because he did it in a tweet, not a video
“I would be filthy rich if I started doing drama content!”
revealed that he has private info on some of his detractors, which is either bluffing or doxing
declared he isn't the type of guy to leak such info; once shared PwDubz's drivers license
believes Pewdiepie stole his schtick; recording gameplay while screaming like a child
believes privating a video doesn't affect the algorithm; believed the opposite with Machinima
admitted that 100% of the tips he got during a stream went to food for him and his wife
blamed his viewers on going many consecutive days with barely any $$ support
exclaimed that he was amazing at fighting games unless money was on the line, then he'd choke
assumed his fans mocking his excuse of blaming the rollback netcode to be supporting him
won't play Xenoblade Chronicles 3 as it 100+ hours long; did a 100+ hour playthrough of Skyrim
hoped to find things of value in his closet despite saying he already sold everything of value
went on a strange rant about himself and trolls when asked if his content is low effort
thinks 1994 was 18 years ago
acted all surprise that he found hats and vests in his closet to use as future tips incentives
“I have no use for this. I guess I’ll keep it.” (HoarderSydePhil)
“Do you really think I have time to salvage things correctly?”
“Normally when you eat chicken what happens is it sticks to the inside of your mouth.”
assumed the butter in butter chicken is peanut butter
"If you get Indian food and it’s bland it’s either not Indian food or it’s Americanized!”
had a green screen in his closet and yet was using a promise of one as a membership goal
his reaction to seeing racist comments in his chat is threatening to get racist on them
defends African food more than African people
assumed that a comment about Africans eating insects is racist (it isn't, they do)
acted all high and mighty about being above racism yet does racist jokes all the time
banned people from chat as he was crying whilst recalling a sad personal story
says it takes an hour to get to Seattle from Renton but it actually takes less than 30 minutes
believes he can add a lot to the gaming landscape with 14 years of playthrough "experience"
"I used to be part of the pro gaming community" but left out the part of shit-talking them
instructed his viewers to read his detractors' Twitter feeds
called his detractors' Twitter feed a "toxic toilet" and spun around, revealing a big bald spot
so scared of his trolls that he refuses to show what's in his closet
called a restreamer a loser who wastes his daytime, as he wastes his daytime playing games
“As you guys know, I’m an honest guy!”
“No! I’m not doing DDP yoga! I have no need for it!”
has never gone hiking in Washington in the 7+ years he's lived there
refuses to do content that would improve his health such as a walking stream or yoga
ripped on a troll begging for attention by giving the troll attention, derailing the stream
wore a Bender hat, with eyes that resemble tits and an antenna that looks like an erect dick
wore the Bender hat despite saying the Sonic made him look autistic (still does)
resorted to turning off his capture card to prevent viewers seeing all the invites spam
called game devs dumb for releasing games as he is in the middle of playing FFVII
“Those games are out of my comfort zone!” yet wants to be a variety streamer
wanted to replay Elden Ring as an event, actually wanted to replay it for the DLC
charged $5-$10 for new animations (not per hour, the whole finished animation)
revealed the real reason why he doesn't do online multiplayer: doesn't make enough money
believes that the Drake and Ninja Fortnite event did absolutely nothing for the game
says Epic lined their pockets from the Drake & Ninja event... from a F2P game they paid ads for
lied that his 200 average viewers are interacting in chat... more like 20 present, 10 active
blew bubbles for free and was proud to do so, but he's previously charged for bubble-blowing
“We can’t have wheelchair emotes in chat because they are offensive!”
"I just hit my funny bone on my ankle with my wedding ring.”
said the plot of FVII confused him as a kid because he thought the game was lying to him
stated that doctors in America are hesitant to write prescriptions
wouldn't see his doctor for his ear infection then says it's the healthcare system's fault
mocked his doctors who told him to change his diet due to his gout
excused his anti-Asian racism by saying that the characters really are saying "ding dong die"
wasted everyone's time restarting a stream and talking YT chat instead of playing MultiVersus
admitted he can't get into MultiVersus because he isn't being financially supported enough
told his fans to leave if they complain about him playing fighting games, wondered why low tips
texted a whale to support him, got turned down, and took his rage out on on his fans
admits he still plays mobile games, thinks he's owning the detractors by doing so
lied that he's always admitted to still playing mobile games, but for years he denied it
tried to gaslight his viewers that he's always played mobile games and you're all idiots
states he doesn't spent money on WWE Champions but his own WWE Champions profile disproves this
"I'm not who you say I am in those games!"; the bank leaks, Line number, and Discord prove it
refuses to show his phone as it will expose his account; his account has been known for years
refuses to bring up his phone showing WWE Champions because it is undeniable unedited evidence
denies he plays WWE Champions but does play other mobile games, which is probably worse
denies he plays WWE Champions even though his phone clearly showed him playing WWE Champions
admits he lied about not playing mobile games because he wanted to avoid the subject
stated he's never used his Twitter handle in a mobile game; he's used it for Pokemon Go
acknowledges it is a pain to make his Patreon members go to his forums to do multiplayer
"Ignore the trolls and they go away!"; never ignores the trolls
refuses to react to his old racist moments as will get in trouble (still defends them though)
banned a superchatter for "promoting detractor content" (the video of him spending 100k)
says he will only react to "factually based things"; has reacted to paranormal videos
says detractor content doesn't deserve the time of day; planned to react to a TIDYDP video
knows what 'lies' his detractors are pushing despite not caring about them to watch them
approves of content that is raw footage and not edited, except if the content makes him look bad
seriously believes his detractors make "tons of money" off him, can't name a single instance
lied that he has no money to spend on mobile games; bank leaks prove it
says he plays mobile games casually, doesn't disclose if that means he spends money in them
assumes his detractors are focused on the WWE Champions account named after his Twitter handle
can't tell his left from his right (e.g. when playing Surgeon Simulator)
“When you’re fishing you have to look like that creature on your lure to attract the fish.”
renamed his Twitter name to reflect his mobile game playing (and spending tips on them)
admits he lies to protect himself and yet expects his fans to see him as trustworthy
broke a commitment he made to Kat about quitting mobile games (either that or he lied about it)
wants to see the fans' reactions to his content, will remove all negative reactions
stated zero money from tips goes to his mobile gaming addiction... pffft
dismissed the evidence he spent tons on Marvel: Future Fight because he last played it ages ago
denied he spent that much but all his e-begging events coincided with WWE Champions events
acknowledges mobile games will shut down eventually, still dumps money into them
has no time to edit videos or set up events with fans but does have time for mobile games
lied about his replaced vacuum cleaner breaking just as a big bill was due
ranted about RTU learning about his mobile game addiction rather than talking to him
was more upset about RTU rescinding his YT membership than him watching detractor content
decided not to accept Rich's PC, conveniently used knowledge of Rich's 'betrayal' to justify it
endorses his fans raiding RTU's streams, which goes against YouTube's ToS
says he doesn't dedicate time to shit-talking other content creators
states that content that is hateful or untrue isn't technically content
changed his Twitter name to mock the fact he always boasts of coming fourth place at Evo 2005
permabanned Rich from his YT chat for giving advice on not e-begging for money
pronounced chocobos and "cocobos"
acknowledges that he did threaten to smack the child that roasted him in VR chat
stated that if it would have been fine if he threatened the kid with a Street Fighter move
snuck his phone with him to the bathroom and returned with WWE Champions on the screen
believes that videos that shed light on DSP's misgivings somehow admit they are defamatory
tells viewers that start to believe detractor content to leave rather than stick around
hates Rich for giving him negative publicity even though he roasted Reddit for doing the same
called fans who donate big "super selfish" as it will discourage others from tipping
thinks that detractors are always contrarian but sometimes it's his own fans sick of the content
“I’m willing to do things as long as you’re willing to buy in!”
“I need money to transfer over to pay my bills!”
explained what rollcade netcode is from a "professional standard" and then said it uses A.I.
“Rollback netcode is bad from a competitive point of view.”
“This is just my take and you don’t have to believe me” even though he said it was educational
“People who disagree with me just don’t know better!”
banned people who disagreed with him about rollback netcode then sheepishly admitted he goofed
“It’s not like sea, it’s more like an isolated area with land masses all around it” (a lake)
believes muscles and other shellfish don't inhabit lakes
“You can’t listen to music when you fish!”
“I’m such a busy guy that I can’t listen to music.”
brought back bubble blowing for 100 likes even though he said it's silly and should be free
“I use to be able to sing all Elton Johns songs but I can’t hit those notes anymore.”
“Leave me likes and comments so I can learn”, refuses to elaborate
says Chick-fil-A is too far away for Doordash; his nearest Chick-fil-A is 3.3 miles away
disliked Smash Bros for being for kids, then wonders why MultiVersus get him a kid audience
says MultiVersus has a better roster than Smash Bros bur doesn't know half the cast of MV
accepted an outro made by a 'fan' that has a drawn image of a pig-like Phil
begs for likes and then says likes don't matter is it still views
thinks he is better than pro fighting game players for leaving that scene
“This is not what a fighting game is suppose to be!”
“It’s good even if you don’t like the content to be here”
wanted to do a fisherman tipping incentive with the hat, vest, and suggested fishing lures
gave a troll a shoutout while raging at said troll for not giving a $50 tip as promised
“I’ll be right back a quick two minutes”, grabbed phone and left for eight minutes
thinks he doesn't bring up money and tips nearly as often as he thinks he does
“I don’t know what I’ll be doing for the next event. I’ll have to ask my wife.” (Cucksydephil)
“Subway is too expensive for DSP Tries It!”
“I would rather have dropping inputs than deal with rollback netcode!”
thinks Woody from Toy Story is made of wood
thinks Elija Wood played Harry Potter
refuses to make a list of tip animations he wants, still wants them made for free
“The music is too fucking loud! I can’t hear!”; never cares how the audience feels about volume
banned a YT member from his chat for mocking Derich's porn addiction
called unrequited love "unrequitive love”
failed to notice what rapping is, head it but couldn't connect that it was rapping
dedicated a large portion of his 'podcast' to ranting about RTU despite not liking drama
says ReviewTechUSA is a failure of a YouTuber then blames YouTube for changing so much
took great offence to ReviewTechUSA calling him a lolcow
exclaimed ReviewTechUSA embarrasses himself with his content; embarrasses himself with gameplay
refuses to take ReviewTechUSA's financial advice simply because he hates Rich
refuses to make hilarious shirts that will sell, has his pride... as he pimps out goofy hats
insists he won't read aloud his private conversation with Rich but then read his side verbatim
hates his orgasm face being posted around as it reminds him of a bad time despite denying it
equates getting caught fapping on stream to being worse than declaring bankruptcy
treats the fapping incident as hurtful even though he laughed it off as funny at the time
assumed that a 'detractor' video that debunked the escort saga was endorsing it as true
told Rich to get self-respect and put out content that helps people... during a toxic rant
said Rich was worse than Keemstar because he made more anti-DSP content
lamented that the anti-DSP content/memes make his wife cry yet he keeps bringing them up
“You’ve hurt me and my family! It’s not just about me! It’s about my family!”
defamed Richard but didn't even address a single point in Rich's video
explained that the vests are to show the titty streamers you can make money putting clothing on
“I don’t degrade myself for money!”
says he doesn't do stunts for views; took his shirt off, jacked off, eats food on camera...
believes a bidet is a special thing and you can't simply convert a toilet to a bidet
only exercises on 'shower day', which is "every other day"
refused to count a $4.20 tip because the number 420 is a meme and thinks it's a troll
says Jasper has a hurt eye, prays it gets better and gets back to gaming rather than look at it
has no sympathy for Wings getting permabanned from Twitch, bans anyone who brings it up
loved using the slots ability in FFVII, called the favourable results "good pulls"
spent 15 minutes walking around a store trying to find an item rather than ask an employee
couldn't find the butter and chicken meatballs, found them in their appropriate sections
begged for money to buy his cat a $20 water filter, then says he went out grocery shopping
impulsively purchased bagels, realised he had no dinner, so he made Kat order them a pizza
"All these stupid assholes adopted pets and now all the vets are busy."
joked that he spends too much money but subtly admitted microtransactions are a part of it
said that Sony paying devs more money to have their games on PS+ is akin to Subway
thinks it's alright to put down game companies because “it’s called an opinion!”
wasted a stream waiting for online matches and refusing to fight the guy that squashed him
demanded people like this videos or he'll never blow bubbles on stream ever again
says 15 minutes is not long enough to run a hat poll... to his small audience of dents
called a fan a "stupid idiot" and banned for asking the difference between two SF2 characters
cannot talk about his day without bringing up how trolls will twist it into something negative
wanted to buy fishing gear to go with the fisherman hat yet always whines about bills to pay
showed his (allegedly clean) underwear on camera
kept the aforementioned underwear ever since they were purchased in 2004
doesn't mind being called an alcoholic so long as the alcohol mentioned isn't gin
wants to change the gin meme to tequila as that is his liquor of choice these days
admitted that he's always been drinking alcohol and that he never quit
“Entry level thought of human thought.”
showed a sealed copy of Lion King for the SNES, something he claimed for years he never owned
showed a copy of Earthworm Jim for the Sega CD, which can sell for quite a bit
showed a copy of Mutant League Hockey on the Genesis, another pricey game
ticked that he had no collectables of value in his bankruptcy forms yet has rare retro games
"I am not selling anything online... No way" then agreed to email Papavera to sell to him
deemed a troll's insult a failure because just a single part of it was false
tried in vain to troll his detractors by mentioning other mobile games he spends money on
immediately revealed his trolling scheme of mentioning mobile games, ruining the scheme
assumes that his detractors are secretly fans who are ashamed to admit they like him
insulted Tevin's penis size, spoke at length that it must be the size of a grain of rice
denies he got Tevin banned but he did celebrate upon hearing the news... hmmm...
refused to look at the camera as he pleaded that he never reported Tevin
says he never reported Tevin but forgot he once openly told his fans on Twitter to report Tevin
says his audience "don't want the fluff" as he fluffs around talking and not gaming
ranted about cheap Chinese made gaming chairs, a "scam", the same chairs he shilled to his fans
blamed his laggy stream on his CPU having to render the water and trees of the fishing game
won't play "knock-off Souls games" but did play MultiVersus, a Smash Bros knock-off
assumed that a gay fan talking about a fishing lure is an offensive flamboyant stereotype
"I am doing these extra marathons for FREE."
got two power surges from having three A/C units on, couldn't figured out why they happened
was too lazy to turn off the A/C before his wife vacuumed, leading to a power surge
was too lazy to go through his vids to get a clip of MultiVersus invite spam to show a dev
wears his beret wrong, looks more like a flatcap
“The very first TIHYDP must have some intelligence to it because it’s popular.”
said TIHYDP jumped the shark due to them showcasing his sexist and racist comments
“I would only try poutine is it was authentic.”
“The buttery jack tasted gross" but previously said he liked it
“My life is jam packed! It’s busy!” (microwaving burritoes, then e-begging for six hours)
“I don’t have time to make friends in real life!”
said he's never been to the mountains despite living close to Mt. Rainer
said he's never been skiing or gone to a water park in his life
“I never see my parents, but I call them every week and have an in depth discussion.”
yelled at a fan who arrived to the stream late and asked what the topic was
said "Smash is dead", got proven wrong, then denied he ever said Smash was dead
got really smug to block people in MultiVersus... until he got an error and couldn't block
admits that he plays games he doesn't like because his fans like the games (and tippers tip)
defends Derich even after he acknowledges that Derich spams the chat and ruins it for regulars
finally played a game his fans want to see and is stunned why support is low (the fans left)
made an audio-only video for Twitter e-begging for tips
e-begged on Twitter six times in one day (16th August 2022)
hint hinted to his fans about getting a new PC again, this time upping the cost to $2500
got a $200 tip, went on break and immediately spent it on WWE Champions (account went active)
said giving trolls attention is counter-productive to him as a streamer, does it anyways
called EvilAJ petty for making his MGS TIHYDP videos private
assumed EvilAJ privated the videos to spite his react event (EvilAJ privated them ages ago)
“I got this morality code in me, and if that means I struggle the rest of my life so be it!”
didn't ask EvilAJ for permission to react to his TIHYDP vids (so much for the 'morality code')
was too cheap to buy food for DSP Tries It, arranged with Kat to make him sandwiches instead
said there may one day be a Darksydephil autobiography but not any time soon
refuses to respond to supertips with a positive messages if the tipper has a troll name
“When I was a kid I was in to those 80’s things." (was a kid in the 80's)
“High pitched positive happy thoughts.”
lied that he was tweeting inside Dick's Sporting Goods when his local one is permanently closed
allegedly went to a store on his day off for fishing goods when he could order online any day
only (allegedly) went to one (closed) store, but there are several more in his area
used his broken toilet handle as an excuse to e-beg for money (they cost like $10)
blamed his fans for wanting him to change his 'business model' that the trolls 'destroyed'
blasts content creators for low quality content but sees low quality content as viable
called Madden NFL 23 horrible and no interest in it yet played it because it was free for a week
played Madden NLF 23 on easy difficulty due to wanting to speed through the game quickly
says he knows nothing about Madden but he previously played Madden 12, 19, and 20
assumed EvilAJ became a detractor due to being blocked from commenting on DSP's YT videos
lied that he had nothing to get TIHYDP videos taken down
states he has no reason to attack TIHYDP but then said those videos took money away from him
raged that EvilAJ would find him and crush him in Street Fighter games
assumed EvilAJ was abusing "online only tactics" and using lag spikes to win (Copesydephil)
called out EvilAJ for copyright striking TIHYDP uploads, which he can do and is against ToS
assumed that EvilAJ's TIHYDP videos don't add commentary and aren't transformative and fair use
assumed all of EvilAJ's videos aren't fair use and he should private all his videos
called EvilAj butthurt yet he himself is very butthurt he can't react to EvilAJ's TIHYDPs
thinks a tweet EvilAJ made is legally binding and will protect him from copyright strikes
uses an EvilAJ tweet as 'permission' but EvilAJ made a later tweet rescinding permission
talked about YT copyright legality but included his feelings into his legal definition
believes permission can never be rescinded
stated he will flag EvilAJ's channel if the reaction to the TIHYDP gets copyright struck
admitted he has struck people in the past but is a changed man, but will strike EvilAJ
believes he can strike anyone regardless of context but can't be struck for the same reason
“A judge actually ruled this!” but does not name the judge or any details on the case
defined a 'try hard' as someone who tries to win at games (as in everyone)
said game companies don't care about customers' time due to releasing RPGs at the same time
can't name any good games he's played lately unless you make a list of the games for him
“Nobody here is even a wrestling fan but me and I’m not a wrestling fan anymore.”
says no one plays Fightcade, a fan names pro fighting gamers that do, bans the fan
“I’m going to lose viewers because I have to take a shit.”
says he doesn't watch TIHYDP videos but knows The0utSyder's TIHYDPs are good due to meme usage
“My shtick was that I would single out a game developer and harass them.”
“EvilAJ hated me” but never stated why (as the reason makes him look bad)
pauses the TIHYDP to commentate, even as the on-screen video text tells Phil to stop talking
slammed EvilAJ for calling Phil a retard but it was screencapped YT comments calling Phil that
claims he acted dumb on purpose as part of a let's player schtick
called his own content a "joke" and his own fans idiots for thinking he was legit
admitted his own content is boring during his reaction to the MGS2 TIHYDP
played WWE Champions on his phone during his cleaning closet event
acted very poorly to being informed that he was caught playing WWE Champions again
pronounces masochist as "mazu-cheezst"
ranted negatively about EvilAJ as he did not strike him for the TIHYDP react
beat FFVII and said “I still think it’s a good game, just not the best” despite hating it
said the people who recognise him IRL are "too pussy" to say or do anything negative to him
knows people who see him IRL take photos of him and post them on online
begged his fans for tips to cover the fishing lures he purchased (that cost $14~)
used his fishing lures to literally bait for whales to tip him
believes no one can DDoS him as no one has his IP address
believes he didn't start getting hate until he played the Metal Gear Solid games
gave a half-assed apology to EvilAJ, ruined it by shit-talking him and blaming him for trolling
still ranted about EvilAJ after calling him obsessed
refuses to admit that EvilAJ is better at him at Street Fighter (EvilAJ has more wins over DSP)
took the bait about $$ support going down, feels compelled to correct intentional trolling
blamed AJ for his old videos getting struck for hate speech (which they did have)
bragged that YouTube will take his side but then got really paranoid they he may get suspended
hint hinted for a whale to donate him $70 to buy and play TLOU of PS5 despite no interest in it
dropped the Saints Row remake due to negative reviews despite not listening to reviews
played the original Saints Row instead of the hot new remake
always creates himself in games, has no creativity or originality
dropped Bayonetta 3 a few months before its release
can't eat 3 meat pizzas due to his age and 'condition'
“If I go down and lose my ability to stream I have alternative content I can do” i.e. Twitch
was sold on the new Saints Row for its the swearing and cringe 'humour' (mature adult!)
made an insensitive comment after hearing a speech to think of others following the Ukraine war
banned a fan who superchatted a message calling out Phil for letting Derich spam the chat
claims he has two strikes on DSPGaming but refuses to show evidence
assumes the two strikes against him are false but they are his copyrighted intro and outro
subtly admitted he blames WingsofRedemption's trolls for striking him
thinks it is illogical that trolls would move onto another target if the original gets banned
bans anyone who talks about him playing mobile games despite admitting he plays them
says that banned trolls are scumbags who no one likes, which is slander
“I only use Twitter for business purposes!"
“I’ve never abused DMCA!” yet admitted he did abuse DMCA taking down detractor content
"My wife and my cat are completely reliant on ME!" i.e. admitting his wife lost her job
“None of the solutions people talk about for me is viable! I have to ask for support!”
"Go ahead, make your restreams and videos and make fun of me", giving approval of restreams
“The job market doesn’t support the amount of support I need.”
said he'd be homeless without credit, forgot that Kat can get credit in her name
wanted help from Rekieta Law despite previously calling him a fake lawyer
turned his camera to show his room despite saying he couldn't do so for the off-camera pushups
appealed to the trolls saying it is in their best interest that they cease their activities
says giving trolls attention means they won... after he had a 4 hour rant about trolls
read a troll email from someone claiming to be a Kiwifarms user
says he is nothing like Wings; both are fat gamers who e-beg
said Wings goes after troll channels but he doesn't, also doesn't mention he used to
lamented he got chargebacks despite saying he is immune to them
refuses to show evidence of chargebacks (even WingsofRedemption showed proof of his)
bemoaned that people believes he gambles in WWE Champions but his roster grew the previous night
refuses to believe that his detractors will stick up for him when trolls go too far
used his cat walking over him and waking him up for pity and excuse his usual grumpiness
“There is always something in the back telling me things are going to fail…”
“We are all humans with different components to us”
“I played Fortnite before it was popular!”
“Someone was using dark web stolen credit card numbers against me which is a federal crime!”
says he can't play a GBA emulator on his PC as it would max out his CPU
banned a fan just for talking about DSP's PayPal
purchased new things for his stream just a day after announcing he had a bunch of chargebacks
retweets his masturbation image after years of telling people the image makes his wife cry
still complains about EvilAJ's Twitter account despite saying he ignores everyone on Twitter
claimed he's been powerwalking for months but refuses to show proof (fitbit, pedometer, weight)
blamed his membership drop on fans running away after his channel got strikes
purchased a Wolverine action figure to own the trolls somehow
purchased a pricey orange vest to add to the pile for a future e-begging tips incentive
reckons the orange vest is identical to the iconic vest from Back to the Future, which is red
asked for tips to pay for his haircut
threatened to ban everyone in his chat (all 20 of them) for 'spamming' about a troll
accused fans of alerting him to trolls of being trolls themselves to give the trolls attention
believes people tune in to see him daily for entertainment and rely on him for gaming news
hint hinted that his trolls should harass other streamers as they do the same things he does
boasted about having 24/7 YouTube support chat then glumly admitted they ghost him
trashed YouTube even though provide him with a platform and the support chat
called his YT membership perks, like the crown and highlighted name in chat, "icing on the cake"
said that YT membership is not like buying a product (but it will buy him products)
admits that since gaming is his job he no longer finds it fun but he must do it to make money
“If I don’t talk about the support I won’t get it!”
“My life has a million different things going on!”
said his spontaneous pizza party is something nice and totally not a fundraiser event
“I always have a back up plan” despite saying he has no plan B
“For the first time ever I’m going to order pizza live!”
thinks he was the Duke Nukem of YouTube in his early years
think he'll make “monstrous profits” if he went after other content creators but has morals
believes ReviewTechUSA uses his fapping face in the background of his streams (he doesn't)
threatened to ban a fan who asked about his toilet handle which broke 2 weeks ago
thinks doing push-ups is a detractor meme
hates Two Point Campus because the game teaches you to save your money for emergencies
“Rich is dead to me! I don’t care about that guy!” yet still talks about him
threatened to never have bubble blowing every again if his likes go below 100
said Pac-Man World Re-Pac was easy but got the prompt to switch to Easy Mode from dying so much
ranted that PayPal takes $0.50 of every donation so tip more than $1 at a time
purchased a green fishing lure that blends with his fishing hat, rants when the fans vote for it
claimed he stopped doing edgy humour because he was bored doing it (actually it's for $$)
claimed Street Fighter "formed me as a person"
“Splatoon is not a AAA game Nintendo fans!”
assumed a donation from "The Cat" will be chargebacked due to the name
knows WingsofRedemption memes despite claiming not to watch his content or know his trolls
did not play Cult of the Lamb because it is a “viral popularity game” and a fad
treated ordering pizza and eating it live as exciting and fun
states that if you don't criticize Street Fighter V you're “sucking the balls of those in power”
“That was a time in my life that I had friends.”
“This is my history with Street Fighter” then talked about his life and not the games
says he stopped playing competitive SF due to 'soul searching' but admitted it was due to money
claims Street Fighter gave him the confidence to stand up and talk in meetings at work
says you can't find Chrono Trigger on any store platform anymore
claims indie devs became millionaires due to streamers playing their game and getting it viral
thinks BMX XXX is so raunchy and the devs were immature
“Topless females? Oh my god!”
played Destroy All Humans the previous year but can't remember a single thing about it
“Any money raised goes towards my pets.” (more than one pet?)
called out his viewers because no one tipped in the two hours he was live
wants his viewers to “get back in to a pattern of supporting" him
“I am hated by hardcore republicans and hardcore liberals!"
"I’m the most hated man on the internet!”
banned a fan for not giving him a $100 if he won a 1v1 MultiVersus match
bans anyone who offers to tip more if he wins matches since he thinks they are trolls
acknowledged he probably lost out on getting money by banning potential tippers, doesn't care
e-begs especially hard on the last day of every month for those last-minute donations
blamed a drop in YT memberships on trolls but they were gifted memberships that weren't renewed
again lied that he can't see personal info for donations received via PayPal
spent most of his analysis of TLOU Part 1 comparing it to the original than its own merits
spent his day off browsing Twitter commenting on JoJo Siwa Worldwide
called TLoU Part 1 a cash grab and yet plays WWE Champions, a gacha game
claimed all Naughty Dog changed for TLoU Part 1 was the visuals (the enemy AI is different)
stated that Naughty Dog changed nothing for TLoU Part 1 while noting all the visual changes
make images of himself insert in drawings of the Ninja Turtles (not a children's entertainer)
“We cook meals here every other day”, implying Doordash or restaurants on the other days
got his wife's input on the pizzas for them to get despite the pizza party being for the fans
keeps postponing Ask the King, answers questions for free anyways
“Only rich elite exclusive gamers can play" Marvel vs Capcom Arcade 1up machines
accidentally revealed when pulling up YouTube that he watches Snort Burnell videos
gets upset when games don't have couch co-op despite not having friends
shat on Halo Infinite despite naming it his game of the year for 2021, has no recollection of it
said that Ninja quitting streaming isn't news (still jealous)
refuses to make his homemade sauce anyone because it's "too expensive", would rather get a can
claims he's the biggest TMNT fan ever and yet doesn't know who Ray Fillet is
promoted his pizza party as “eating pizza all day long” but the pizzas didn't arrive until 4pm
his pizza party was simply a DSP Tries It with zero party atmosphere
impulse held the pizza party and expected increased tips and donations to thank him
complained he doesn't have the money to pay his bills after his impulse pizza purchases
“It’s sucks... I already promised my wife sushi” and wants his fans to pay for it
“Don’t bring up my wife like that! She’s not a part of this!” when he brought her up
celebrated that Kiwi Farms was taken down even though the site was quickly back online
called a fan an idiot for becoming a YT member because he doesn't like the fan's username
ragequit the TMNT Cowabunga Collection because trolls would glitch out and prevent progress
lied he doesn't play mobile games after he had already confessed he still plays WWE Champions
lied that the bank statements aren't real after he had already confessed that they are
said the bank statements are not real but he said they were real and used for identity fraud
“Tipping is a fool proof way to make thing work.”
“If I hear Spanish being spoken I can understand it, but I dont know Spanish.”
says he knows Spanish since the language is rooted in Latin, a language he did study
“I’m behind on things I need to do to function in my everyday life.”
“I have a life outside of the stream!”
wants to cut back on Patreon exclusive videos even though he gets good money from it
says he hasn't drunk gin in 1.5 years but then immediately says he impulse buys it when shopping
said the gin meme is not based on fact though he literally stated the fact he drinks gin
celebrated Labor Day by shitting on laborers and said the American dream is flipping burgers
stated that all job listings in newspapers and online have no career path or training
“The mainstream media is lying about all these available jobs! They suck!”
assumes that because got laid off no worker in America is safe and will laid off too
“My wife is getting a nice meal this week! She deserves it! It’s happening regardless!”
doesn't know what a brand account is on YouTube despite him running a business
assumed that YouTube fixing his YT membership count was a result of him ranting at them
called everyone who makes a living on Twitch "an asshole"
“Nobody spoke out about SFV until now! I was the only guy! I spoke out! I had balls!”
said he wants Nintendo credits to buy Splatoon 3, then says he's not asking for anything
“Stop bringing up my wife! She’s off limits!”; brings her up daily
stated he's always been critical of YouTube but that isn't why he doesn't get sponsorships
“My wife has a birthday this week and she gets whatever she wants!” and then e-begged for money
“No one cares about me...”
“If nobody tells me what I’m doing wrong I can’t improve!” then ignores all criticism
“Twitch didn’t tell me what I did wrong and that’s illegal! I could sue!”
thinks that spraying his cat with the water bottle is in the cat's best interest
“I quit Minecraft because there wasn’t anything left to do in the game” but barely did much
still really upset at Burger King for ghosting him after his bad experience with them in 2021
“Burger King is scum! I mean it! They did nothing!”
took Kat to Burger King for her birthday in 2022 (ClassySydePhil)
ranted about his wife's birthday referring to it as his birthday
stated that Burger King ruined his wife's birthday... even though she had no issues
pronounces the 'Got-Cha' fishing lure as "gacha"
totally understands addiction, relayed his time with WWE Champions without naming it
described the euphoric feeling one gets from winning at gambling with much enthusiasm
said he used to be an alcoholic but currently has no problems with alcohol
exclaimed that he can box and win against other content creators if he gets back into shape
says that content creators boxing each other is dumb, doesn't care that they raise money
"I'm infamously not a ragequitter at fighting games. I never ragequit at fighting games."
changed his mind about disliking the celebrity cameo videos that roast him, now he likes them
claimed that a troll joined in on a creditors' call which is a federal crime, but it was debtors
claimed that Kiwifarms made people commit suicide, which is actually untrue
says that all misleading content should be deleted, doesn't mention all his misleading content
says that all negative content should be demonitised, doesn't mention all his negative content
says screenshots do not count as evidence; had taken screenshots of EvilAJ's Twitter as evidence
thinks jokes about probing anuses is hilarious but jokes about boobs is cringe
“Batman Returns is like a horror movie.”
“We went window shopping and bought some things.”
“The PC hunt never began!” but he spent months e-begging for a new PC in early 2022
indirectly confirmed he is being supported by whales and encourages his fans to become whales
refuses to mute his mic when making guttural coughs because "it's being human"
called half his viewers "dumb fucks" because they don't attend his streams
didn't know Howie Mandel voiced Gizmo in Gremlins despite it being one of his fave movies
“Back in the day I had way more views than my contemporaries who had millions of subscribers!"
can't remember any movies he watched in high school, says he is too old to remember (he's 40)
lied that his WWE Champions account is his but its confirmed via his Line and Discord
assumes most people make 'defamatory' content to make money, but his detractors do it for free
says negative videos shouldn't be monetized; monetized his videos about his dead friend
stated you can only make YouTube shorts with the app and not from pre-existing videos
“YouTube shorts don’t help a channel! You can’t monetize them!”
“I told you I’m barely making by! That’s how this business works!”
“Admitting my faults is growth” but didn't say anything about learning from his faults
“When I was a fat fuck I knew I could lose it, I was just a lazy fuck!”
lied that he stopped shopping at Costco since the COVID pandemic
claimed he's lost over 25lbs just by walking for a month
got a bit obsessed with making YouTube Shorts after ages of shitting on the format
got too close to the camera in a YouTube Short, revealing his greying hair
commented that YouTube Shorts are short videos and not long at all
revealed his gaming setup in a YouTube short, revealing a horror show of cables and dust
celebrated his victory over false copyright strikes with a boring stream packed with e-begging
told an epic story of his false strikes victory: sat on his ass until they got overturned
assumes that if a person makes an intro for him and then striked it, they're wasting their life
assumes that the guy who made him the intro and striked it is a troll who planned it all
blames the artist even though he accepted fanart after he said he'd never do it again
thinks that verbal permission is legally binding and overrules Terms of Services
denies he breaks YouTube's Terms of Services; breaks the Terms of Services daily by e-begging
assumes that all DMCA strikes are false claims unless you're prepared to sue
never actually thanked YouTube for overturning the false strikes
said that 2022 DSP can defeat 2008 DSP in a fight, revealing how unhealthy he always has been
plays Splatoon by focusing on kills and not any coverage, the opposite it's meant to be played
"“Stop talking about the likes! It doesn’t matter that it’s gone under 100!"; still wants likes
got a 17 losing streak in Hyper Street Fighter II (pro-fighter who came 4th place at EVO btw)
rejected an offer for a donated camera because he's still salty he didn't get a donated PC
admits that his restreamers are a positive since some viewers switch to him and become fans
assumes viewers become trolls from the restreamers but trolls have been there from the start
believes that if all his restreamers disappeared so will all his trolls
thinks his channel will grow without his restreamers but they give him exposure
says he will get more money with no detractors but some troll-tip him, ergo he'll lose money
says trolls think they give him exposure, which they do
refuses to believe that some of his supporters learned of him from detractor content
can't admit that a sizeable portion of his audience are trolls
reiterated that he isn't lazy, he just has no time to make quality content
claimed that detractor content is lazy, meanwhile he does minimum editing
thinks it takes effort and talent to make YouTube shorts in one take (just talking)
seriously believes his years of doing playthroughs has given him impressive speaking skills
believes Japanese people only play Japanese games and he's done his research
stated that Splatoon is only popular because Japanese people will buy anything Japanese
“I have a cult following of people who have been really waiting for me to play Earthbound again”
“The Japanese love anything that is culture centric!”
did the math and said he'd be $1000 short that month, which is the same amount he always needs
said he lost $1000 in YT members but he didn't include chargebacks, meaning he's lying
hint hinted he wanted a $1000 tip
did not know how to steal a car in Saints Row despite it being a GTA clone
“I’m pissed! I just want to beat the game and the game won’t let me! This game isn’t fun!”
complains about the random aspects of open world games, which is one of their biggest strengths
expects the final mission in games to be easy and 'fun' and not so challenging
acknowledges he rages about games “because games are supposed to be fun!”
beat Saints Row 1 after much complaining and temper tantrums, then said he'll play Saints Row 2
thinks that bringing up his trolls is not feeding them but addressing them
had his hair cut by his mother until he was 17, will get very triggered if you bring that up
blames his receding hairline on his mother cutting his hair
called a fan obsessed just because he asked a follow-up question to childhood haircuts
“Is my TV LED or OLED? I don’t know... I don’t fucking know. I don’t care!”
banned a fan who encouraged others not to tip in the last two minutes of the stream
admitted he lied about not owning a cat (Jasper) because detractors were saying 'nasty' things
lied he hyped up owning a cat but he did hype it as the eventual 1k tips reward
dared his chat to name the last time he had a big tips goal... which was $1k earlier that week
"I don't really want to sit here and harp on tips all night", does it anyways
threatened to ban a fan who asked him to check his email because he was going to tip $$
stated that Earthbound flopped because it took up too much shelf space
stated that no YouTubers got games in the early 2010s, only games journalists
said that viewer count doesn't matter as long as $$ supports him i.e. only cares about whales
derailed his stream to announce he's receiving sponsorships for crappy mobile games
“Splatoon was one of the most hyped games in the history of Japanese game making.”
“Splatoon is a patriotic game for the Japanese!”
stated that anime is made in Japan for the Japanese, ergo that makes them xenophobic people
stated that if you go to a chain restaurant you are killing authentic restaurants
“I don’t care about getting credit for my work, I’m not in this for credit.”
“Trust me, a million people have tried to hack my email but nobody has gotten through.”
is too lazy to add tippers with long usernames to the leaderboard
complained of getting eye pain, went years of not wearing glasses when gaming
“They changed the name of Crisis Core to Reunion” while ignoring the whole title
said the graphical leap from SNES to PS1 was somehow big huge abd incremental
blames Sony making the PS1 a cheap console as his broke during a hot Connecticut summer
misblamed the PS1 disc reading errors on the glue for the laser but it's actually the plastic
“The PS1 was one of the first consoles to output stereo quality sound!”; SNES and Genesis could
claimed that modern games think Dragon Warrior and Earthbound “are too hard and annoying”
“Grinding isn’t acceptable in the modern era!”
said chain restaurants having seasonal menus is a gimmick to retain a customer base
got a $199.98 tip and rounded it down to $199 to beg for more tips to get to $200
won't play Animal Crossing but did play Disney Dreamlight Valley (same concept)
doesn't like using grouping on OBS because it means more effort
can talk about sucking dick constantly but won't have a name that says that on the leaderboard
accidentally called his cat Derich
put off recording Patreon-exclusive videos until the last day, took a day off to do them
laughed at G4 laying off employees despite yelling at other businesses laying off employees
timed out a fan who stated that DSP doesn't give enough appreciation to his fans
says talking about video games is his 'job' but he barely keeps up with gaming news
“I didn’t care about the objective, I just wanted to kill people” then wonders why he loses
banned a fan who superchatted a comparison between tips and superchats
banned a fan who superchatted to offer advice about not having a hats goal near end of stream
called his biggest whale Snowkarl a "fucking idiot" for taking Social Blade seriously
denounces Social Blade as a grave misrepresentation, stated he is actually doing very well
declared his channel is doing splendid in the YouTube analytics (still e-begs just as hard)
said August 2022 was one of his best months but he previously said it was one of the slowest
boasted that August 2022 was a great month financial wise despite losing 300~ YT memberships
"No I never said August was a slow month, stop listening to detractor bullshit", banned fan
finds it odd that YouTube won't allow him to make a YT short from a video with copyright content
defined a 'try hard' as someone very focused on winning the game (as in himself)
implied that because he isn't a 'try hard' he is not actually trying to win at games
banned a troll who said Phil was coping, proving the troll right
hates Splatoon 3 for not innovating, but then says not innovating isn't always a bad thing
calls Splatoon enjoyers idiots, but then says he doesn't talk like that anymore, he's changed
“I found the eternal thing to do for a job! That’s why I’m still around!”
believes he should have over a million YouTube subscribers but YouTube screwed him over
“People view me as a relic.”
states money isn't the focus of his streams but he sends tweets, e-begs, and wagequits games
says no one watches Splatoon 3 multiplayer but refused to play single player
“I don’t want to be big! I’m happy we are all gamers here! We are all people!”
“Edited videos on YouTube don’t make money.”
hint hinted that his wife wants to buy a PS5
“My hairline is terrible but I’m not losing hair!”
said his beard isn't patchy but his YouTube shorts reveal the opposite
has once puked and shat at the same time, described this graphic scene with too much detail
pondered why his dying channel has declining views and engagement, blames his detractors
said that thousands of people watch him daily but the view counts aren't that generous
assumes that GTA 6 source code being leaked will ruin the game
lost $1000 in YT memberships the same weekend there is a big WWE Champions event.. hmmm...
says he won't celebrate hitting 200k YT subscribers as trolls will unsubscribe to screw him over
will not ask Keemstar for permission to react to his documentary yet wants permission for his own
ragequit Call of Duty: Vanguard four times in one stream
complained about getting a $100 donation as it was a superchat and not a tip
said he never gets good views on Nintendo games as he is not a "Nintendo guy"
stated that he's never been rude to anyone who recognises him in person
claims he does not have low testosterone
confirmed that his consoles are dying from dust since he's too lazy to clean the room
believes that his consoles and computer generate dust, not merely accumulate it
said that he does not like e-begging but feels like he must to get by, refuses to improve
said he wouldn't mind getting a sponsor for extra money doesn't he won't be a sellout
declared that his detractors are unintelligent people based pureply on their actions to him
wants less freedom of speech to protect his feelings and his 'livelihood' from trolls
laments that Twitch, owned by Amazon, should give a more fair revenue split, rather than improve
thinks a lot of his YT subscribers are troll/bot accounts, not merely inactive accounts
spends his YouTube paycheck on WWE Champions despite claiming he lives paycheck to paycheck
doesn't blame his viewers for losing him YT members then blames them for fearing the trolls
says he lot 300~ YT members but his total went from 640~ to 440~
called gaming publishers dumb for using influencers to spread awareness of their games
believes influencers being given 'insider info' on upcoming games is morally wrong
considers influencers reporting on upcoming games "immorally paid-for hype"
doesn't like influencers making money by reporting on upcoming games
still holds a grudge for being roasted for calling out 'elite' content creators as shills
hates influencers for seeing their audience as their paycheck; does literally the same thing
criticized YouTube for allowing monitization of Shorts videos yet he's wanted it from day one
assumes he knows exactly how YouTube will implement new policy charges, criticizes in advance
gave trolls a fake quote for their vid clips but he said it with less hesitance than the 'truth'
admits he has more medical conditions beyond his gout, nasal drip, and ear infection
admits he'll be a shitty father due to apathy, medical conditions, and lack of money
subtly admitted he won't live long enough for his hypothetical child to reach adulthood
said having a baby is easy: get someone of the opposite gender to impregnate you!
declared that the miracle of childbirth is nothing special and neither is parenthood
claimed Kat is too busy to raise a child but at the time she was jobless and was gaming all day
won't get another cat as they are predators and Jasper has “a certain personality”
thinks you can't simultaneously own both cats and hamsters or you'll ruin their lives
claimed Twitch is adjusting the revenue split 70:30 for "all partners" which is incorrect
I didn’t play enough Smash to have a opinion.”, “I played enough Smash to know I didn’t like it.”
told a whale to shut the fuck up and contribute rather than complain about not hitting tips goal
shilled a Magic 8 Ball tipping incentive: tip $8 and he'll ask it a question
“If you guys keep making fun of Derich I’m going to fucking ban every single one of you in a row!"
complained of MultiVersus opponent using 'lag mashing', got mad when said player refuses rematch
got gifted 100 memberships, immediately said he has no money and then e-begs
assumed a new fan was a troll and banned them when they critized the overlong pre-stream
stated the only ProJared thing he's ever done is make a few tweets, his chat proved him wrong
claimed he has no memory of ripping on ProJared on stream
believes that Funko Pops are a way to judge your popularity and level of positivity you have
“I don’t care about the politics of a game! I care about the story!”, yet talks about politics
quit Minecraft because the game made him actually play it as opposed to fishing all stream
called Minecraft a “time killer waster style game”
won't return to Minecraft because his world is most likely gone
whinged that putting hashtags on his e-begging tweets doesn't help him at all
hates the cyberpunk genre because “it is too sexualized and has too much advertisement in it”
refuses to do charity events as he fears trolls will SWAT him and/or screw it all up for him
“Best Buy doesn’t even sell media anymore.”
said people that hate him are assholes despite admitting a history of talking shit
stated trolls made Kat afraid but you can clearly see her uncomfortable from the very start
says Microsoft needs to “dramatically listen to the community”
thinks yelling at a community manager on Twitch will yield big change/s
believes game companies should announce games as soon as they are copyrighted and trademarked
said the Xbox Series X controller had "a small grainy bitness to it” (yes, bitness)
wants a new Devil May Cry over a new Bayonetta despite hating Devil May Cry 5
hurt his back and blamed his upper back pain on compressed lower disc
doesn't realise that sitting all day with poor posture hurt his back, won't change a thing
decided he might lift weights again one day despite his bad back and is in his middle ages
states he can't improve his life due to his sensitive skin breaking out into acne
won't do exercises to strengthen his back because he's waiting for it to heal... since 2012
stated that he keeps his health issues private... after he divulged them for pity tips
hint hinted he would like new glasses
“$10 is 'blow it' money, y’know... it’s not a big deal” said the penny-pincher
refuses to let his audience talk amongst themselves yet hardly engages with them
banned a fan for superchatting a message to follow Derich on Twitter
“Do I like churros? I’ve never had a churro. I’ve only ever had them in restaurants.”
asked his viewers to buy him currency in MultiVersus
said he and Kat would go on vacation and mainly gamble in a casino
stated he would have a small fixed budget for casino gambling and has no intention on going over
exclaimed he is not the sort of person to excessively gamble (except WWE Champions)
insisted there is no official DSP Discord server despite there was being one
assumed that fans asking about a DSP Discord server are trolls trying to derail his stream
said 68°F/20°C is too hot for him to run errands in
“Capcom doesn’t know how to sell their game! I do! I could sell it!”
mistook Bungie saying they used ideas from Halo in Destiny as them "making the same game”
went on a huge 30 minute rant about 1MinuteMan, took the troll bait
lied that he doesn't know who 1MinuteMan is despite previously saying he knows who he is
lied that 1MinuteMan tips randomly even though Phil has lied about 1MM tips
insinuated that unless you are tipping him, you are not allowed to investigate anonymous tippers
asked why he would lie about fake 1MM tips, but it's to encourage tips and reach tip goals
admits he wants to hit tips goals and encourage tipping, but can't connect faking tips helps
stated he doesn't do meme stuff for tips, ignores the hats and vests and lures
stated he doesn't do the drama stuff for clout, but did rect to Keemstar videos
compared saying that 1MM is fake to swatting aka "attempted murder"
wants less free speech because people denying 1MM's existence is 'dangerous'
declared that masturbing to sexy ladies online is immoral and shouldn't be allowed
doesn't want men to stream themselves masturbating on cam... hmmm...
lied that he does not guilt trip, fumbles his explanation that comes across as exploitative
said that guilt tripping is saying you'll lose your home with no tips, which he has said before
admits that what he does can be considered guilt tripping, but it isn't
threatened to ban a fan who sarcastically guilt tripped (it's only okay when Phil does it)
stated he's never had a fundraising stream to pay his rent or be evicted (has happened)
concluded other streamers are "doing it wrong" despite them making bank and him e-begging
stated that a racist clip of him from 13 years ago is unfair as he's matured (he was 27 then)
admitted he didn't even watch the old clip of him to defend it
insists that his detractors are 100% to blame for him being labelled a lolcow
stated that him playing mobile games is a 'conspiracy' when he literally admitted to playing them
spent his day off on Twitter justifying his historic racist moments
said that he can't be removed from StreamElements as he signed a contract
brags about living 5 minutes from everything he needs yet complains running errands takes all day
got more offended by a troll mentioning gin than them mentioning they watch detractor content
“There are plenty of people who are able-bodied who can tip here.”
planned to do a react stream to classic commercials i.e. a marathon of ads
believes that commercials from the 80s and 90s are in the public domain
stated that the 'old Phil' is never coming back; e-begs and makes off-colour jokes like old Phil
thinks he can leave offensive content up if he apologises for it after the fact
believes that deleting videos means you're hiding something; has deleted compromising videos
said that the 'internet never forgets' is "the dumbest, immature, most child-like stupid thing"
said that he's not being mean to the guy trying to cancel him, after telling him to get therapy
never shows joy when 1MinuteMan donates, indicating it is possibly fake/expected
recycled his old tip animations and labelled them as 'classic' animations
yelled at a fan for mentioning guilt tripping for money when he does it every stream
"Have I mentioned money, you stupid fucking mouth-drooler?"; earlier sent an e-begging tweet
denied that he gaslit the person who reported him to StreamElements after calling him crazy
assumed that the flagger legit sifted through 14 years of his videos to find reportable content
states the reporting him for past racism is an indication that you need mental help
thinks you need therapy if you hate him, yet has vices he needs therapy for (addictions, etc)_
got banned from StreamElements after much boasting he wouldn't be banned
believes that 'standing up for himself' gives him carte blanche to insult people
sees nothing wrong with telling someone they are mentally ill and needs help
stated that dark humour is "uncancellable"
gave an example of dark humour: children being kidnapped by cops and sold into slavery
said StreamElements is the 2nd company to betray him; Blip.tv, Machinima, sponsorships...
declared StreamElements a bad business all along the moment they dispense of him
told StreamElements they are “shooting themselves in the foot” by removing him
his solution to being removed from StreamElements: e-beg for tips!
pleaded he needs tips to do things daily, then corrected to weekly (Freudian slip)
“Once again I did nothing wrong! This sucks!”
thinks he was mass-reported in StreamElements, but they are Israeli and don't like Antisemitism
links directly to his PayPal on his YouTube videos, which is against ToS
says he won't wagequit MultiVersus but he'll stop playing unless he gets more tips
blames his audience for lukewarm reception (read: tips) to MultiVersus
“The day after Thanksgiving is typically known as a day when Americans go consumer.”
basically instructed his audience to send him large tips as PayPal only has one transaction fee
wants to walk into a store and have customer service guide him to everything he needs
wants his tippers to have their name in their PayPal tip so he knows who to shout-out
called Keem a bully who shit-talks others; Phil used to do the same in the fighting game scene
said Keem calling others mental is a bad thing; recently told a 'stalker' they are mentally ill
stated that Keem walks around his house when recording videos to "make himself seem important”
“I didn’t do anything with this guy [Keem] because he didn’t call me!”; ignored Keem's calls
took his wife's advice to turn down Keem's $50,000 sign-on offer to do a podcast together
“I never found out what Keem wanted and he never told me.”, “It was a podcast of some kind.”
thinks he cannot focus on content without focusing on money, feels the need to e-beg
judged Keemstar by old video clips of him; won't allow himself to be judged by old video clips
was shocked to hear Keemstar admit he only plays games for money; does the exact same thing
pretended to be offended to hear Keemstar wish cancer on people when he's said similar things
admitted he told a troll to die in a fire but thinks that since he's apologised he's guilt-free
can't believe that Keemstar was trolling with his trash talking, thinks he "became a puss"
spent most of his reaction to Keemstar projecting on Keem with the video paused
admitted he is jealous of Keemstar's success
believes that he would have been rich and successful had the trolls and detractors ignored him
thinks more money will enable a more comfortable life (of gin, DoorDash, and WWE Champions)
pointed out how smart Keem is for cashing in on trends, refuses to follow suit
thinks chasing trends means dropping everything to do so
lied again that he never doxed someone with their drivers license on his Discord
stated that Keemstar's audience is mental ill "ignorant dunces" (pot kettle black)
called out Keem on his past bad behaviour possibly causing negative things like death
claims to love and respect Etika despite not knowing who he was until his passing
pretended to cry when talking about Etika
- blames Keemstar (or at least people like him) for pushing Etika over the edge
refuses to believe that Keemstar had no part in Etika's death, even from Etika's own mother
thinks he has the authority to tell Etika's mother how she should feel about her own son's death
ranted about Keem's beard when his own is grey and has bald patches
banned a fan who superchatted a message pointing out previous big tips make up for a poor stream
said game devs are doing things gamers don't want, then says gamers keep buying their games
decided he can't comment on how other men look after previously mocking Keemstar's beard
counts literal children in his metrics despite them not legally allowed to make accounts
assumes he'll hit the tips goal every stream so he ends up wasting time preparing the lures
“If everyone who watched my content subscribed, I would have more subscribers.”
“I never drink soda because it’s bad for you” yet admits he has Coke in his fridge
claimed that hot air hurt his back despite previously saying sleeping wrong hurt his back
blames Jasper for sleeping on the couch for having a 'schedule'
got shivers from sleeping on the couch, held his breath until he fell asleep
felt like shit after a bad night, doesn't go see a doctor, e-begs business as usual
“I don’t care what anyone says I have! I’m not listening to you!”
stated that if his office gets to 80ºF/26ºC he gets a "brain swelling" headache
figured that allergy medication will help with the brain-swelling headaches
“If you want to see me play a souls game I’ll just replay Elden Ring” (variety streamer btw)
“I guess you can say the criticism about me this summer was true to an extent” (skipping games)
stated the autumn games releases will save his channel... provided his audience buys the games
did another reaction stream to Keemstar despite swearing off ever talking about him
points out that Keemstar takes advantage of gullible people; does the exact same thing
roasted Keemstar for playing 'viral' games like Fortnite and Among Us; played those too
said he was upset about TLOU remake sales figures and then in the same sentence: "I didn't care"
refuses to go bald or clean shaven due to having "bad disgusting skin” the webcam can't show
“The retro stuff has done better for me this year than the new releases”; it was by a whale
thinks he looks like Bill Murray
bans people for jokingly saying they tipped when they haven't
bans people for taking credit for anonymous tips
said that if he was rich he'd design his own liquor
was able to tell who tipped him when the anonymous tipper didn't name their tip... hmmm...
exposed a fan who tipped and wished to remain anonymous just to get back at a troll
blames his audience for why he always talking about trolls because they always bring up trolls
banned a fan for pointing out what PayPal literally says on their website about billing info
shit-talked about Keemstar a third day in a row
outright called Keemstar a pedophile for taking advantage of children
claims he does not follow detractor memes but seems to recognise each new one
pondered why 'chill' (i.e. boring) streams garner little financial support
"I thought with how slow it's been, WE'D help out and hit some goals", confirming Phil is 1MM
hates grinding to unlock characters in Overwatch yet loves grinding in WWE Champions
thinks a phone number required for 2 factor authentication means hackers can get your number
said Blizzard hires inexperienced dunces due to him having to wait for their games to install
was keen to buy the Dead Space Collection because it came with a helmet
stated Orion means “giant cyborg penis” (probably a lame joke)
lied that he voluntarily left Twitch after seeing how bad it was getting
advised his audience to not use companies they take issue with; uses YouTube after trashing it
declared Twitch a kids site now while also blasting the hot tub streams
called the hot tub content “heinous and immoral”
declared that doxing is only illegal if you have malicious intent
wasted a stream waiting to play Overwatch 2, kept leaving the room to check on Kat
blew bubbles despite no tips just to entertain his bored audience
forgot to turn off his stream waiting for Overwatch 2 and played WWE Champions live on air
does not know what UTC is or any other timezones
was pleased to be selected to play the Street Fighter VI beta despite trashing the game
asserted that Xbox Series X was the right console to back despite always shitting on the console
says he'll be a shoulder to cry on; bans people in chat for talking about their personal lives
“People are stuck in to this mentality that DSP is a gamer!”; channel is called DSPGaming
does not discourage his paypigs from taking out payday loans to tip him
said something that sounded a lot like the N-word while playing Overwatch 2
played Overwatch 2 like a single player deathmatch rather than as a team
“She was killing people with a shooting assault rifle!”
claimed without evidence that mostly 40-60s y/o watch him, while teenagers watch the restreams
called Tevin very talents but says that he wastes his talent restreaming, which takes no effort
"I don't judge people by how much they contribute"; more likely to ban non-tippers
celebrated hitting 200k YT subscribers despite it reading 199k subscribers at the time
acknowledged he technically hit 200k YT subs a few weeks ago but only now is it official
claimed that he and John Rambo made co-op playthroughs 'prominent' and others copied them
blamed Twitch's "liberal mindset" for mistreating him, then said he's more liberal than most
gave us his blessing to live your life however you want (unless you're a troll)
"I'm not bigoted, I'm not biased!"
threaten to ban a fan (The Cat) for calling out Derich harassing porn stars on Twitter
says he didn't insult calling someone gullible, but he called them “incredibly gullible idiot”
banned someone who asked him if he was banned from Streamlabs
published an excerpt of him calling Keemstar a child predator as a YouTube short
spent his day off bemoaning his crappy day on Twitter like a teenage girl
refuses to accept that PayPal doxes tippers even when confronted with proof from PayPal
became extremely toxic to his fans as they distracted him as he played Street Fighter VI
“Don’t ask me questions when I am playing! This is a competitive game!”
threatened to ban bubble blowing forever if his "five fucking years old" viewers bring it up
blamed his fans for distracting him in chat while he intensely plays competitive SF6
allows himself to be distracted by chat then yells at chat for distracting him
later on retconned his complaints, instead blaming one guy in chat rather than many
jokingly called his fanbase the "circle of friendship" (DSP cult leader)
gave advice on Street Fighter VI: “This is a game you need to practice to learn.”
pondered why a newly launched game still in beta has glitches and sloppy netcode
uses his dishwasher to wash paper plates, leading to the dishwasher breaking
refused to show a photo of his broken dishwasher despite showing off every food blunder
hint hint'd he has a bigger plumbing bill to pay
admitted he stopped bringing up his broken shower because it got worse and more unusable
didn't notice his broken bathroom tiles until his shower broke
was astounded that he has to wait for service somewhere other than the doctors
commented about a Nintendo article despite admitting he only read the headline
commented on ReviewtechUSA's YT channel suspended despite saying he'll never talk about him again
portrays himself as the average everyman despite the average man having a job and not e-begging
asked for 100 likes during the pre-stream to get the bubbles out of the way
refuses to admit when gets outplayed in fighting games, it's always lag or mashing or cheating
pondered why the SFVI beta, launched to test online play, didn't allow for offline play
does the same old tired SF2 combos in SF6, refuses to learn the new mechanics
“I GIVE UP! THE GAME WONT STOP DROPPING MY INPUTS EVERY FUCKING HALF SECOND!”
declared the Street Fighter VI online beta a failure due to the absence of a training mode
outright admitted that fans who don't tip him are beneath those who do tip
purchased a new webcam and immediately pointed out the now-visible giant pimple on his face
claims he never says racial slurs just after one of his videos got removed for hate speech
stated that the region of the United States he's in isn't supposed to get heat
blamed the bad weather on 'they' and told them to cut it out
acknowledged that he isn't in the target demographic for Street Fighter VI, kept playing
called the Sons of Kojima "non-existent detractors" as if they never existed
“I never said I would never blow bubbles ever again! Stop that!”
said you must be an absolute idiot to troll him in Street Fighter VI chat
was bamboozled by SVI's mechanics due to barely playing SFV, blamed the devs
got so annoyed at SFVI he threatened to break the joystick he got donated
claimed he had fun with Street Fighter VI even though he spent the last stream sadly pouting
thinks that if you wanted a gaming room 'back in the day' you were weird; had a condo of gaming
revealed he and his mother used to go out together to eat Burger King regularly
“The key to a balanced diet is balance.”
stated that the reason for fatness in America is the exposure to 'cheap stuff': oil and cheese
thinks Americans are stupid that only eat processed food; eats frozen pre-made pasta
“Please don’t ask for a magic 8-ball reading! Readings are $8!”
banned a superchatter correcting him on Overwatch 2 due to the offensive name, ignored message
yelled at a troll in chat for "killing the vibe", swore up a storm and killed more vibe
“Disney Dreamlight Valley is better than Animal Crossing.”
believes that unless he knows you, you are not permitted to put DSP on blast on social media
boasted about having a 'podcast' as if it were a flex
spent an entire stream seething and coping due to someone on Twitter calling out his lies
admitted he had his day ruined by someone on Twitter despite claiming he overcomes his haters
explained he could not "take a run" due to it being a "shower day" and it end his free time
tried to gaslight his paypigs that they are misremembering what needs repairs in his house
said he has no money for what he needs but then said he can afford his bills and groceries
“I can’t even buy the Halloween costume right now! I have no money!”, wasted membership money
said Christmas is the one day he can be romantic with his wife due to it being a day off
“My wife and I don’t have a song because we didn’t date.”
“We got to know one another by talking on the phone.”
sent six e-begging tweets within eight hours (a new record)
“I’m streaming literally for tips!” (mask off)
explained he can't have fish because it would upset his cat due to him wanting to hunt it
believes if you travel out of state you won't get ticketed or charged from red light cameras
knows of an argument between FGC members despite admitting to not knowing what the complaint was
"I guess you guys must want me to have a bad day off or something" (btw he doesn't guilt trip)
admits he is jealous that 'regular gamers' can afford arcade cabinets but he cannot
lied that he has no desire to own an arcade cabinet yet his voice was strained with envy
lied that he didn't play a PS1 port of Super Street Fighter II Turbo at EVO 2005
advised a troll that people might like them if he stopped acting like an dick
explained that allowed mild trolling if it isn't offensive, whose definition changes on a whim
lied that a YT member in chat asked Phil to ban him, said the fan "pussed out"
called Guille, a blonde hair blue-eyed SF character, a "real American from back in the day"
thinks the term "OG" means 'original gamer'
banned a fan who innocently asked what bills are due
reiterated that he has a family: he and Kat (who sleep separately) and Jasper (cat, no children)
pondered why a Gamestop movie is getting made; dedicated several podcast segments to Gamestop
mocked inflation affecting people like it's no big deal, won't accept it for a lack of tips
believes he hasn't made over a million dollars total over his streaming 'career'
debunked the myth that he's made over $1M over his career by simply saying it's not true
does not know about to feel about games/movies until Twitter and journalists speak their opinions
couldn't find thin-sliced beef for his Japanese beef bowls and can't cut regular beef
admitted he had some money leftover after a day of begging, spends it on a costume
“Catnip is a special plant or herb that is either live or dry”
declared if he had credit he would spend it everything he can't afford
acknowledges he lives paycheck to paycheck, still buys costumes and DoorDash and more
said that people who order from fast food places are ignorant
reckons the fighting game community is toxic because they roast him, an 'OG' of the community
gave a quick memorial to Robbie Coltrane but never said his name, only calling him Hagrid
can't figure out why his Xbox Series X, which he barely turns on, is not updated
“Everyone who thinks rollback netcode is good are all brainwashed.”
hates modern fighting games because he thinks “you’re required to play them a single way”
“This guy must be using macros to beat me.”
asked how he was doing, went into a long diatribe about his channel and not himself
runs away from certain online players who can kick his ass, mocks others for doing the same thing
sees no problem with women who weigh more than their husbands... hmmm...
“My best dish is probably when I cook something Italian like pasta” (pre-made, tons of sugar)
was puzzled how he could fight a Japanese player on the American version of FGC
thinks crossplay means cross-country i.e. region locked
exclaimed the only good part of being single was having lots of money... hmmm...
publicly shared that his mother gets worse diarrhoea than him after consuming dairy
worried he is risking his life working in 82ºF heat, took the AC out of his window
self-diagnosed himself with Swollen Head Syndrome
stated that headaches are caused by brain swelling and are of no medical concern
felt disgusted by the Bayonetta voice actress debacle despite always shitting on voice acting
compared a holocaust denier grandson of a holocaust survivor to him denying his Italian heritage
described a 911 emergency call from a four year old reporting domestic abuse as "kinda lame"
kept pausing the true crime react stream to dumb reactions that ruined the flow
accidentally revealed his YT search history, such as Wings, Rich, Keemstar, SunnyV2, and himself
went to the bathroom and returned with visible red marks all over his hand
complained of having 'tingles' under his right eye
rewards his fans for funding his react stream by begging for more support
refused to fix the screen door, leading to stink bugs getting in
didn't pick Cammy in SFVI due to her being low tier, rage-chose her, still got annihilated
lost 13-0 to Chris G in SFVI, praised him after the crushing but bitched and moaned during it
admitted that him being stomped in fighting games is "nothing special"
blamed Amouranth for not immediately leaving her toxic relationship
blamed Twitch for enabling titty streamers get abused in their relatonships
assumed Twitch can somehow telepathically tell that Amouranth was forced to do titty streaming
thinks is only for video games and titty streamers, nothing more
offers no sympathy for people in problematic situations yet wants sympathy for his
suggested that there is a conspiracy of people in cahoots managing sex rings on Twitch, no proof
“Twitch is allowing people to be pimped!”
got paid by YT the day before his day off, begged for support as soon as he returns
said that Hellena Taylor, Bayonetta's voice actress, being $4k for her role was the standard rate
thinks he is 'moral' becasue his bills are real and he isn't trying to sell us false hope
says nude streaming is "trying to sell you something they never had any intention of giving you”
whinged that chargebacks negated ALL his tips despite boasting it was a successful marathon
acknowledges that he constantly talks about funds yet inists he has to do it
bans trolls who talk about him constantly talking about money, yet he himself gets a free pass
bizarrely said that him talking about money problems is a troll narrative but does it himself
hoped that the late-year hot new game releases will get him money; squanders it all as usual
misuses the word arbitrary to mean an accurate amount when the word means the opposite
went all cancel-culture on Keemstar, describing Keem with terms that also apply to him
told his viewers to stop watching Keemstar despite not supporting cancel culture or drama
gaslit the Amouranth situation to explain he always supported her despite shaming her
assumes that most of the internet despises Keemstar and his opinions
determined that the G4 revival failed had not much to do with woke culture
announced that he could sell out and make “a buttload of money" due to supposed sponsorships
admitted that his 'chill streams' are just filler because he has nothing better to play
“Gremlins is not a gory movie.”
said Jim Carey was a “indie style comedian”
refuses to believe his laugh sounds like ackackackackack, and doesn't need to prove it
“I don’t watch detractor clips! At all! Why would I?”; his YT search history says otherwise
implied that his viewers now have to tell him when he hits 100 likes
ragequit a stream because he went overtime for extra tips and got none
hates his detractors and detractor culture yet is literally a detractor of Keemstar
states that saying the same thing over and over does not make it true; does the same for 'truth'
could not understand why people can't afford the luxury items during inflation and pandemic
pronounced masochistic "masogistic"
assumes that kids are not allowed to trick or treat in his gated community
played Scorn like Doom, spamming attacks instead of using the focus mechanics
got offended that Scorn, a puzzle game, does not having glowing points telling him what to do
guilt trips and abuses his fans for low support as soon as he stops recording for YouTube
got botted and went from 300 to 3k viewers and back to 300 and thought they were legit viwers
the aforementioned bots sent gifted memberships yet he saw nothing wrong with this
ponders why millionaires, who earned their income with effort, get free promotional things
assumes that all 'millionaire' content creators are shills
looks down on five minute product placement plugs; e-begs for entire pre-streams
doesn't like content creators that shill to their audiences, then shills for tips
banned a whale who accidentally requested a chargeback and before he could explain himself
saw nothing wrong when the whale Snorlax admitted that he tipped using the familly credit card
sent Snorlax a threatening email calling him a criminal for requesting a chargeback
declared Snorlax a troll despite evidence showing outside circumstances which Phil suspects
got into drama with Snortlax over $23 in chargebacks
saw his viewership double during a late stream but no one contributed, leading to ungrateful rage
denied he was ungrateful to his fans despite his toxicity and blaming them for no support
doesn't understand that you can be both honest and ungrateful at the same time
gets upset when his public e-begging YouTube shorts vids get shared by the detractors
acknowledged he got botted but did not lower his new YT members goal
acknowledged he got botted but did not acknowledge the hundreds of fake accounts get membership
called the botted views "a waste of time" despite loving the supposed attention
didn't kiss ass in college to get a cushy job after graduating; worked in his dad's company
“Japan doesn’t understand gaming culture!”
thinks people pronounce the character Kratos "Krahtos"
cannot answer which fictional character he'd like for a sidekick as he is a real adult
immediately transferred his income to pay for bills, meaning he started the new stream -$390
made a YouTube short of him ragequitting Scorn and didn't edit it at all to fit the format
pointed out that because he was wearing a shirt he never wears on streams it means he's serious
implied that he wears secret clothes on his days off
called his detractors a joke because they expose his lies, hypocrisy, and gaslighting
sent 3am gin tweets trying to win an influencer's old gaming PC
placed the burden on his fans to keep up the momentum the bots started
“You guys are not you’re friends!”, “I consider some of you my friends"
condemns his elderly parents for being too old and infirm to move with him to Washington
stated that he knows better than his parents and that they should have listened to him
believes he in entitled to all money donated to him and if you chargeback you're a moron
pretended to act psychic to mock how he guilt-trips his dents into donating
pretended to act transparent yet refuses to address his bills and broken appliances
pretends not to use pignosis but actively says that donations create happiness
took being called manipulative into him literally being a mutant with psychic powers…
told his viewers that if his emails to Snorlax seem negative to never come back
said he never did any wrongdoing to Snorlax; literally accused him of committing fraud
pretended that the 1k YT members was due to his hard work (500 of them are from bots)
pretended that his milestone was organic growth; begs for gifted memberships
wants YouTube to give him special treatment in the algorithm so he can reach 1m subscribers
lied that getting view botted doesn't help when he knows that it makes him top of Gaming section
assumes he knows roughly the developers of games do to ensure they work and don't crash
purchased more fishing lures despite the game being delisted from Gamepass
kicked Snowkarl out due to him asking difficult questions
equates e-begging to honesty and tips + donations are positivity
reiterated that he does not address drama; addresses drama every pre-stream
wanted to do an interview to set the record straight but refuses to bring up legal woes or memes
wants to tell his side of the story but refuses to go into details
refused to do interviews with 'fair' people because their channels are too small
wanted an interview with softball questions, no chat, from someone bigger than him, no memes
realised he fucked up when Keem offers him just $100 for an interview after turning down $50k
claims there is no evidence of him feigning distress
referenced a countdown video with him as any entry, proving he watches detractor content
thinks he'll win a defamation lawsuit against his detractors
says that his trolls are ineffective but also wants to sue them or shut down their content
got derailed a troll superchatting $1 every stream; ignores bigger superchats from fans
admits he ignores all YT memberships he gains because they take effect the next month
retconned his stance on the bots: he liked them until he learned they were mass-reporting him
brought up emergency car repairs on the same day as a WWE Champions event... hmmm...
hint hinted that it cost $200 to tow his car and $1150 to repair his car
also brought up his dish washer broke and repairs/replacment would cost like $450
shortened Nick Reiketa's name as "Nick R" and said it with a hard-r
doesn't want teenagers to watch his content but they are his biggest demographic
“My mo - my wife can’t work today.”
talked about Kat losing shifts at her job and this would affect "her money, uhh, our money"
“How can my car be broken when all we do with it is drive it back and forth!”
“I don’t fucking know ships! What the fuck is a starboard?! What’s a pontoon?!"
pretended not to get a 'down from the rafters' tip reference (it's his WWE Champions username)
pretended not to get a WWE Champions event name tip reference
showed a close-up of his supposedly confused face but it only exposed his lying face
stated he can't afford new games but dropped $1000+ on towing his car + car repairs
implied that his 2017 Toyota Corolla with 10k miles on it has never had an oil change
rushes through stealth games and whines when there aren't checkpoints every two minutes
complained that his mechanic is trying to rip him off but they are suggestions for more fixes
dedicated a pre-stream to showing and explaining his alleged car repair bill
his car repair bill looked suspiciously like it was made in MS Word
informed his chat they can discuss any topic; previously ripped into them for going off-topic
jokingly (then again probably not) wanted someone to tip big so he can see the tip animation
wanted to react to conspiracy videos after years of not liking conspiracy theories
broke his TV around the same time as his broken car and yet has the money to pay for them
blamed the devs for a patch breaking the game but it's his Xbox Series X dying
admitted he gets very grumpy when the stream does not reach 100+ likes
pretended to trick the trolls with the car repair bill, but the real recipt got leaked online
revealed that his 'trap' was to prove that his detractors expect proof for his claims
pointed out that the car repair "meant nothing" after previously whining he and Kat were upset
stated that all evidence of his misdoings not directly given by him is automatically false
complained that trolls want him to show personal information after he showed his car bull receipt
insinuated trolls on Kiwifarms organised to find his receipt but Kiwifarms was down at the time
refused to do a tell-all interview that would prove his innocence just to spite his trolls
admitted he purchased his (now broken) TV after ages of saying it was donated
admitted he is a begger and if people stop calling him that he can fix his life
refused to use a PC monitor as a backup TV
“Bravia technology that has the insane black and white values.”
bragged about the specs of his new TV but it has quite bad input lag
dedicated an entire pre-stream to buying a new TV like a manchild
dedicated an entire pre-stream to setting up his new TV like a manchild
got upset that his new TV has TV features like streaming services (Netflix, Hulu, etc)
was puzzled that a Sony TV would have a port for a PlayStation console
got excited to finance his new TV as his whales would foot the bill for him
got a $400 tip, thanked the tipper profusely and then encouraged more big tips
said in passing he wasn't going to lie about losing chargebacks, implying he does lie
defamed the people doing chargebacks by claiming they had explicitly admitted to doing fraud
insulted PayPal for allowing people to win chargebacks against him
whined about losing $300 in chargebacks after he already made up for them in tips
admitted he is so weak he won't be able to carry his new TV up a flight of stairs
planned to pay the delivery guy $20 to carry his new TV up the stairs for him
“Back in the 90’s we didn’t know what a scumbag the lead singer of Creed was!”
complains of lack of ammo to kill things in survival horror games
wastes heavy ammo on weak enemies, whines when he can't kill the tougher enemies
“It’s never said if Ethan is a mold person in [RE8]!”
blames Japanese devs' lack of English comprehension when confronted by their puzzles
explained he suffered a stroke of sorts back he was lifting a barbell
used giving trolls the 'clip of the day' as an excuse to ask for tips and contributions
paid for his groceries, bills, new TV, and DoorDash. but still wants more money
accuses players in multiplayer games to be aiming only at him but he's an easy target
got out of breath from shaking his magic 8ball for twenty seconds
refuses to do the One Chip Challenge as might get "mud butt" and blames his lactose intolerance
says he's half-lactose intolerant but there is no such thing, you're either intolerant or not
refuses to bring back Kat even to a respectful audience as she still remembers the first stream
insinuated that his wife is a fragile person that cries a lot and needs constant comfort
made a racist joke that products made in Mexico are made of cardboard
pronounces Metokur as "mah toker"
refused to do an interview with Metokur because he read detractor lies that make Metokur a bully
refused to believe that Metokur exonerated Phil during the catfish saga
won't do an interview with Metokur over an old video; wants to stop being juidged over old videos
interpreted 'doing' Joe Rogan as having sex with him as opposed to being on his podcast
declared Hulk Hogan to be "an inside meme"
declared that calling out Derich's spam in chat is "a detractor meme"
“They don’t sell candy cigarettes anymore because they can’t." (they can and do)
declared that Mr. Beast makes money by giving away money and it's sick and wrong
condemned Mr. Beast from a Catholic perspective, meanwhile sins constantly and never confesses
announced he had donated to a sick content creator years ago but never told anyone
refused to talk about religion despite spending 5-10 minutes talking about his Catholicism
declared that Mr. Beast is unqualified to do charity work
compared his (rare) 'acts' of charity to those of Jesus Christ
stated that Jesus Christ was never violent (he whipped the jews in temples in John 2:13-25)
refused to go to church because he was open to other religions
“If you study all other regions they all basically follow the same core rules.”
“Who are you to tell someone something isn’t what it is!”
said he volunteered to work at a care home but mentioned he was forced to do it
concluded that because he suffered during his care home volunteer service, that is true chartiy
revealed that he did the charity work for graduating instead out of the goodness of his heart
considered buying a mannequin to put his hats and vests on
bans people for watching detractor content even if they don't believe it or refute it
will not allow people to believe what they want about him because that's 'toxic'
wore a Ken Masters cosplay that disturbingly made him look like he was a crossdresser
his Ken Masters wig was long and feminine, making him less Ken and more Karen
spent $60-70 on his Ken costume but somehow made it look cheap as hell
declared the Ken costume his fave costume as he likes how it looks on him
thinks it is hate speech to call him a crossdresser when he wears a wig made from women's hair
says it is messed up to poke fun how he looks; pokes fun at everyone's appearance all the time
called a superchatter an idiot for showing up late and not knowing Phil was Kent and not Karen
find the detractor name Ackdolf Pigler amusing
said that what MoistCr1TiKaL said about him isn't wrong but all he watches is detractor content
assumed that people don't like honesty on the internet, projecting his own toxicity
blamed his lack of funds for his erratic behaviour, negativity and toxicitiy
admitted that not getting tips is his weakness and acknowledges he takes it out on his fans
says he doesn't want to seem like he's wearing a mask that hides his greed
got offended when MoistCr1TiKaL spoke positively of Phil kept streaming after the fapcident
admitted that he's not poor and is actually in a good financial position
jokingly correlated e-begging to being a streamer
blames trolls for getting kicked out of Blip.tv, Teespring, and Twitch, but it's all his fault
asked for advice on how to improve his streams but refused to stop e-begging
acknowledges what he does is begging but blames trolls and stingey fans for making him do it
got Kat upset for spending so much time 'working' despite saying he's putting family first
“I worked 24 hours yesterday on the channel” yet was too lazy to set things up art and polls
said that by calling him Phil and not DSPGaming you are controlling a narrative against him
thinks that 'being honest' means he is in the right
complained that he doesn't have a channel named Darksydephil; he literally does
admitted he will take advantage of his audience to pay his bills
was late for his prestream due to spending ages cleaning up his cat's hairballs
admitted that his 'podcast' stream on MoistCr1TiKaL was a publicity stunt for views + tips
hoped that his MoistCr1TiKaL rant would be clipped and sent to Moist
unveiled a new tipping incentive: a new pair of glasses
"Phil has the pignosis, he brainwashes his viewers into contributing."
whined that Twitter may start charging him $8 per month for his blue verification checkmark
said that Elon Musk, a self-made billionaire, has no business sense
gave Elon Musk financial advice then admitted he is not qualified to give such advice
wants to be interviewed a big YouTuber who doesn't know him (so he can twist the answers)
exclaimed that ReviewTechUSA only ever does things for personal gain
assumed that nobody plays Call of Duty with stealth
changed his Twitter display name to UnRagnorakable
reacted to a Kotaku tweet as if their article headline is the full story
said he didn't crossdress on Halloween and then defended crossdressing... hmmm...
insinuated that if he had crossdressed there would be nothing wrong with it
believes there is no such thing as a 'gendered wig' as in wigs for women and wigs for men
showed the packaging for the wig, revealing he got scammed (wanted Kurt Cobain, got a Karen)
called his fans "bigoted with a conservative mindset" for thinking he doesn't like being drag
scolded his fans who plan to send him gifts to unbox as he has no time to unbox them
realised he wasn't impressed by his new $900 TV so he wants a new PC to take advantage of it
made a hollow promise to cut back on his e-begging
"If you see me falling back into those bad practices, call me out."
assured his audience that calling out his bad behaviour will make him calm down and relax
announced he will no longer react to detractor memes, failed that same stream
turned the revelation of being 'fired' from Twitter into a big deal rather than laughing it off
roasted Inside Edition for not fact-checking every alleged fired Twitter employee
dismissed the entire fired-Twitter-employees story because they mistakenly included him
acknowledged he has a resting bitch face that always looks like he just got fired
stated that the government should outlaw daylight saving since he hates shifting times
calls reviewers idiots for negatively scoring a game he happens to find decent
shits on game reviewers and then boasted that God of War Ragnorak got good review scores
said he's not complaining about reviewers getting early copies and then complained
exclaimed that he you can't call him boring because he says you're not being bored
put a bowl of peanuts outside and thus encouraged neighbourhood pests to flock to his dwelling
assumed that people are intentionally getting suspended from Twitter to bitch about Elon Musk
hint hinted that his $3k lemon of a PC is dying and would like a new one
projected hard that ReviewTechUSA does the same shady things he accuses Phil of
denounced RTU because Rich does not include every little defense of DSP
assumed that a gaming journalist was an impersonator after they stopped replying to Phil
"We're are all kind of busy right now, including me."
wants to talk about the history of Kiwifarms in the interview as if he knows any history of it
explained that the interview isn't for people who disbelieve him but wants to convince them
believed that his detractors were planning a 'big reveal' that would 'expose' him
'revealed' that he's always had a Discord, disproving his previous claim of not owning one
lied that he only ever used Discord to talk to his Twitch manager but he has his own server
told his Twitch partner manager to leave him alone and then got puzzled why he did
laughed that his Twitch partner manager got fired
pondered why he gets punished for having trolls, never questions what he does to get trolls
engages in cancel culture yet is shocked when it happens to him
pretended to like Sonic Frontiers so he wouldn't agree with the poor review scores
used reverse psychology to break his self-imposed 'no e-begging' rule
ripped into his whale Snowkarl for teasing that playing on Easy difficulty makes you a child
thought that since his fans weren't commenting on his e-begging that he can resume doing it
says he's a gamer first but then adds he needs your tips or he can't be a gamer
announced he will no longer fall for troll bait in tips messages, soon fails
blamed the 'negative element' on him not getting sponsorships even though he turns them down
instructed his detractors to not troll him, re-stream him, or talk about him for a year
seriously thinks that a whole year without his detractors will see him surge into success
believes that without drama he will thrive but doesn't realise without it his channel dies
“My streams have to have an echo or else I’ll get ear infections.”
didn't react to a tip message from Joe Biden who bragged about banging Phil's mother
wanted his fans to find and get him 15 second clips of his videos to use as YouTube Shorts
“It might be hard to find a 15 second clip every week”, admitting his own content is boring
seriously believed that Twitter would cease to exist shortly after Elon Musk purchased it
asked for alternatives to Twitter despite once proclaiming there were no alternatives
used the term 'gamer weather' to describe decent weather
tried to excuse his shit gameplay by stating he watches bigger YouTubers do bad as well
thinks he watched an 'average gamer' die to the tutorial boss in God of War: Ragnorak
assumed the aforementioned 'average gamer' made $5k by playing God of War: Ragnorak early
believes that you must be a skilled gamer to receive free copies of games
“Everyone is playing God of War right now except me! God of War is my business!”
refuses to believe he is bad at games just because other gamers are as bad as him
thinks he only gets mocked for his bad gameplay, but it's also his ego and e-begging
ranted about trolls mocking his bad gameplay despite previously claiming not to care about trolls
based his entire rant on watching one video from one content creator
believes TIHYDPs are only made of his content but there's a few for other creators too
admits TIHYDPs made sense a decade ago when he didn't care but he ragequits games more than ever
permits Kat (and previously Leanna) to watch other YouTubers play the same games he plays
had his parents send him a pre-cooked Thanksgiving dinner due to Kat being busy
complained that they got a smoked turkey, which he doesn't like, rather than be thankful
called up his parents to get his Thanksgiving dinner fixed as it got damaged in the mail
admits he gets no growth when playing new-release games
states he doesn't really care channel growth after having boasted of sudden channel growth
e-begged to have his fans send him emails of codes to redeem newly-released games
e-begged wanting his fans to buy memberships for others as an early Xmas present
won't accept generous e-checks via Paypal as he wants your money immediately ASAP
does not believe that being homosexual is evident in voice and gestures
denies visual and verbal evidence of homosexuality despite mocking 'gay voices' and limp wrists
only realised his e-begging was rampant after hearing it from “other creators”, not his fans
thinks the US military deserves more respect yet has failed to demonstrate such respect
blames Elon Musk taking over Twitter making it harder to e-beg on Twitter
spent $90 on just sides for his Thanksgiving dinner for two
refused to wear the infamous Sonic hat for Sonic Frontiers unless the $100 tips goal is hit
put the Sonic hat on for no apparent reason despite the tips goal not being hit
discovered he can use the community page on his YouTube account but he's used it since 2021
assumed the detractor Doody's name is a reference to excrement and not Call of Duty
bitches about not getting enough support after he stops recording for YouTube
wanted to use Twitter less due to more engagement on YT, doesn't care about potential growth
thinks his channel is dying but hasn't yet realised it's been dying for years
thinks hot new game releases alone can save his channel, not changing himself
thinks when people compare him to Angry Joe they mean by viewcount and not toxic attitude
“We need to figure out what to do with this channel!”
realises his long-form video making is not viable, continues to do so
realises he could be successful making edited content on subjects he likes, won't do so
refuses to shorten the podcast by 30 minutes because allegedly his fans told him to d o it
called Snowkarl an idiot for making him think about his replies to his $2 superchats
'knows' Snowkarl watches detractor streams, plying he watches detractor streams as well
refused to put a hat on in the last 60 seconds of a stream just to thank the tipper
can't find chicken thighs because “grocery stores only stock what’s popular this time of year!”
“Before I go to bed at night I sit up looking at other YouTube channels.”
“Lincoln logs are a toy, not a food!” (they are both)
thinks Rich should get all the criticism for his habit of sucking cucumbers and kissing chickens
has no plans for his future other than being debt-free, will stream until he dies
thinks he made strides with toning down his e-begging but he barely did
"I will not be able to keep playing games in the future"; can barely play them now
"I don't really do much work at all, I just sit on my fat ass complaining all day."
says he may be lazy but his fans and detractors are lazier for watching him all day
thanked MoistCr1TiKaL for calling him out, condemned Rich even though he said the same things
e-begged the very same stream he thanked MoistCr1TiKaL for calling him out for e-begging
takes breaks to play other games, killing all momentum, then declared the game unpopular and bad
"Horizon Forbidden west didn’t have a creative director”; it does, it's Mathijs de Jonge
split his debt into “back debt” and “current debt” but it's all debt
threatened Team Sonic for their bad controls in Sonic Frontiers (more like Phil not boosting)
called his reaction to John Rambo and Howard's exposé of him "groundbreaking"
refuses to show the emails that he goes off camera to read and reply to
believes that an email that says he doesn't get emails automatically invalidates its contents
spent 10 minutes ripping into a shitpost troll email despite declaring he'd stop taking the bait
thinks mocking him for e-begging is a 'new' meme but it's been a meme for many years
assumed that for every 1 person who disagrees with him, 5000 people agree with him
assumed that everyone goes through the holidays in a haze like he does and doesn't enjoy them
doesn't deny not playing WWE Champions, only disproves he's playing it at that very moment
declared that his 10 year old TV 'adds frames' to his wife's PS4
rattled off local Thanksgiving attractions despite allegedly being poor from big bills
tried to blame his wife Kat for his internet blipping out for a second
thinks all enemies in GoW:Ragnorak have 'super armour, thinks his heavy attacks should stutter
“The entire chat is completely dead silent! I don’t understand it, I really don’t!”
says it is impossible to track e-checks from PayPal (literally false)
ponders why enemies with a higher level than him kick his ass
hates games that scale the enemies' levels to yours as it means he cannot grind and cheese it
felt proud he went a night-stream without e-begging yet he e-begged 5+ times in the day-stream
“Guys I hope you noticed that I don’t beg anymore, so you should reward me for that.”
thinks regular people are like him and have all day to play games
is astounded when people with jobs, who don't have all day to play games, outpace him
wanted his whales to give an early Xmas present of mass YouTube membership giving
believes MoistCr1TiKaL won't do the interview because of lies but Moist said he's not interested
believes MoistCr1TiKaL learnt of DSP's e-begging through detractor content but he admits to it
“MoistCr1TiKaL has seen and believed mass misinformation campaigns about me!"
"Nobody is asking me for my side!” yet denies all interviewers asking for his side
assumes that no one wants to interview him because he's a dull person
assumes that him e-begging is a meme and thus can be written off as a mean-spirited joke
admits he will e-beg if he's close to hitting the tips goal
believes that doing 'hypothetical examples of e-begging' is not subtle attempts at e-begging
says facts can't be offensive, toxic, or insulting, yet sees some facts of him to be these
thinks that subtle e-begging is not e-begging as he is not directly asking for support
thinks being compared to fat e-begging lolcows like Boogie and Wings is stupid & nothing alike
exclaimed he is not that fat and those who draw artwork of fat DSP is an idiot
believes that watching his content will disprove all detractors 'lies' but it only affirms them
doesn't consider his 'podcast' to be suitable for audio format despite there being no editing
claimed he had three different people wanting to interview him but he turned them all down
assumed that a 'porn should be made illegal' superchat message was directly at him
“I will always be just a person to laugh at for most people.”
“If I can’t afford a game coming up I’ll still make a mention of it” (not e-begging btw)
"That’s an outdated gesture! You can’t give girls flowers now in the modern day!”
said flower-giving is outdated... in a scene in God of war: Ragnorak, set in the ancient past
believes that the number 666 has nothing Biblical to it
believes that 666 refers to the birthday of Caesar Augustus, but it was Hebrew for Nero
implied that the Bible is full of fairy tales despite his Roman Catholic faith
got offended when fake lesbians kissed, was more delighted by getting an achievement for it
e-begged for tips early in the stream, not near the end where he might not count it to the total
wants a repeat of the 500 YT membership gift bomb
refused to lower the members goal, hint hints you should become a YT member of his
plans to do more talking-style content like Rich, whose style he dislikes yet wants to copy
vows to jump on the bandwagon of reaction-style content, the laziest type according to him
“Twitter is important for humanity.”
admits he gets baited by trolls constantly, especially by Snowkarl
assumes that his chat finds troll interactions to be boring (deciding how they feel for them)
told his trolls to save their "nonsense" for the interview (which he won't do)
tends to say the Yen currency as a plural (“2.8 million yens”)
joked that adding a muzzle to a rifle makes it resemble a dick (not a children's entertainer btw)
said ground turkey and “Mexican spice” are “good Mexican ingredients”
thinks using an inhaler will help you survive inside a pressure chamber
thinks air is "pure oxygen"
stated that if you make fun of him you “deserve to be publicly ridiculed” for belittling him
ragequit a CoD match because he spawned just as another player came around a corner
cheats on his 'no e-begging' pledge in YouTube shorts
threatened to cancel the annual Xmas event because he wasn't getting enough tips
states that since he didn't originate locking events behind paywalls it isn't e-begging
his idea of a "chill, fun, relaxing" stream is calling people dumb and make everyone bored
vowed to lower the YT membership goal by the amount he dips, proving the goal means nothing
lowered the YT membership goal to 400 members after calling his fans idiots for wanted it lowered
acted immature and proud of himself for lowering the YT membership goal to 400 members
tells a lame joke everytime a superchat or message almost makes him respond with the full truth
made a disgusting scat joke of being shat on the face
welcomed a disgruntled fan to do chargebacks even though he doesn't always win them
began learning at age 40 that "people get older and pass”
lies about no showing up in the YT algorithm but it still does
assumes that despite how skilled and desired you are at a company, you can be fired at any time
“I’ve been my own boss for over 10 years! Why would I go back now!” (e-begging, addiction, etc)
believes it is illegal to film yourself in a restaurant without the owner's permission
calls anyone who contradicts him an idiot even if they have facts and evidence
his idea of "the season of giving" is YOU giving HIM money
says he won't talk much due to a sore throat, then makes playful weird guttural noises
got a $100 tip and took the hat off because it was bothering him
assumed that "modern gamers" would not know half the characters in PlayStation All Stars
said that Sony let their PlayStation All Stars IPs die but lots have got reboots/remakes/sequels
says he loves nature yet never goes out into nature
charged fans $25 to name a Pokemon and stated he was not obligated to use the chosen name
charged fans $25 to name a Pokemon and stated he was not obligated to use the pokemon at all
doesn't want to offend anyone by allowing a voted pokemon name that makes fun of someone
thinks the name Philip means 'lover of animals but it means 'lover of horses' (like Kat)
believes there is nothing that went wrong in his life hence he doesn't fantasize of fixing it
says he's always looking forward but he always bring up his past, especially when he successful
believes that focusing on pumping out content ruined his relationships, still does it
feels ashamed that he had Tiger Electronics handheld games, but every kid had those
excuses lying about his childhood as 'misremembering'
somehow got memories of him as an 8 year old and a 16 year old confused
“The sun will finally go away this week so it will allow us to have clouds and rain.”
saw the Pokemon movie in the theater with his father; was 17 at the time
speaks "half-intelligently” while streaming so long as he isn't too distracted by chat or gaming
has no idea why Jasper kitty wasn't adopted, assumed it's because they had no records of him
did an insensitive 'Spanish' accent for the tanned-skinned girl in Pokemon
seethed and coped so hard in CoD games, iying like invisible players that are perfectly visible
said he doesn't laugh like 'ackackacack', then gave fake laughs that sound nothing like his
purchased a new Xbox controller thinking it'll help him with CoD
blames his fans for making him go outside his comfort zone playing CoD multiplayer online
thinks jumping around in CoD games is not how the developers intended it to be played
defended Xbox for being available to buy yet Microsoft is under fire for mismanaging games
said businesses don't understand monopolies because they don't understand gaming
“I’m grateful for my pet Jasper, who is an amazing pet and a fun lifetime companion here.”
“I couldn’t do anything I do without my loving wife.”
whined like a karen that his DoorDash guy packaged his dinner with a cardboard lid
"And then COVID happened" but he barely left the house to begin with
gave a hypothetical in which he assumed he owns the house and car, implying he doesn't own them
denied he is worth $1.5M and estimates the total value of the house + car is like $500k
admitted he failed his 10 year plan to phase out of being a YouTuber and getting a real job
thinks shifting to a podcast format counts as a separate job and thus fulfills the 10 year plan
hates doing multiplayer with fans not because of fan interaction but because views decline
“Everyone goes out to eat the day before Thanksgiving in America.”
"Nobody eats ham on Thanksgiving, idiot."
“You can’t read chat in a VR headset!” (you literally can)
claimed to be "a prominent figure in gaming” back in 2015"
“My true fans will always support me”, but they are whales who leave him after a while
blamed COVID for being unable to transition to a real job but he wasn't working on it regardless
said Black Friday is “a day everyone worldwide goes fully commercial and sells out”
talked about McDonald's yet yelled at his chat who were also talking about McDonald's
ate three burgers from McDonald's and treated it like it was special content
exclaimed the gin meme was invented by trolls then stated he used to drink lots in older days
pretended a character was doing the middle finger so he can do it himself and hope it goes viral
did not understand why a PSA informing you not to believe everything you are told isn't relevant
believes that the Operation board game was electrified and shock you when touched
said the drawing on the Operation board game is androgynous because it has no genitalia
watched the old retro ads beforehand for 'appropriateness', ruining the first impressions
made rape jokes (groping and slipping roofies in drinks) whilst watching old commercials
accidentally confirmed his marriage is failing whilst reacting to old commercials with families
accidentally revealed that he drinks alcohol all the time but for the Xmas stream it's public
assumed that his trolls invented the myth of him guzzling gin but admits to always drinking it
says he “doesn’t have a favorite food because he eats a variety of foods”
got visibly anxious seeing he lost 40 viewers despite saying he doesn't want to be Mr. Views
"i will be honest, because as you guys know I am honest!"
wanted permission to react to a TIHYDP despite claiming he doesn't need permission as its him
doesn't want drama with reacting to TIHYDP content
stated he's already debunked particular detractor videos despite not playing them on stream
called trolls who make content about him "scumbags" who literally hurt him with the content
considers troll videos to be zero effort but many have editing, meanwhile he barely does editing
wanted troll channels to be outright deleted due to containing 'misinformation'
says he's never heard of Secret Limited but also knows he's a detractor and calls him a scumbag
lied again that he's never DMCA'd videos nor sent anyone takedown notices
planned to react to Super Bowl ads despite yelling at fans for talking about football
ate McDonald's on stream and called it "meaningful content"
“I shitted my brains out after eating that McDonald's food.”
spent $2500 on WWE Champions in just one week in late November 2022
purchased a new gaming monitor without even checking the refresh rate, dislikes the ghosting
set his oven temp too high and left it cooking while streaming, almost creating a fire hazard
injured his back cleaning the casserole dish after burning its contents
considered getting a gym membership
purchased a treadmill and uses it, almost let it slip he purchased it when talking about walking
doesn't wake up until the stream starts, revealed when saying he was brushing his teeth at 11am
still hasn't opened the DDP Yoga he purchased a decade ago
hint hinted he wants a $2000 computer despite sending such money on new TV and a gaming monitor
stated he can't immediately run to Amazon to buy new electronics, confirming he did just that
called Code Vein a “big cartoon boobies” game
called Snowkarl a “Saudi Arabian” because Karl's bank kept blocking payments to Phil
knows when Snowkarl is tipping him despite allegedly being unable to see PayPal info
“I’m ignoring you all! You’re asking dumb questions! You're annoying!"
“I always pronounce giga as gyuga. I don’t know why... I’m stupid I guess.”
boasted of his herculean task of driving Kat through the snow; snowfall was only 0.1 inches
driving through 0.1 inches of snowfall gave him an adrenaline rush
brought up his surge in views but failed to attribute it to bots when it knows it's from bots
failed to recommend some kid-friendly PS5 games, admits he doesn't know
refused to tell what his wife is getting for Christmas because it can be used to harass her
stated that accidental nudity or sucking cucumbers is more embarrassing than him jerking on cam
brought up him fapping on cam even though he says that incident makes his wife cry
states that people upload their nudes on purpose and sees it as no different than him wanking
feels there is nothing more he wants in life, just more money
reckoned if he wanted to buy a PC fans would $upport him, but won't buy a new PC because bills
ate Taco Bell despite previously exclaiming he no longer eats fast food
“I collect spolds, spores, and fungus.”
“I’m not going to waste my life on these half-baked games!”
got upset that people had left Halo Infinite to play the latest CoD; did just that as well
boasts of doing well in CoD matches and then spams through the results screen to avoid proof
spams buttons in CoD resulting in him messing up his loadout and a swift ragequit to fix it
made a scat-eating joke when comparing good CoD matches (chocolate) with bad matches (shit)
ragequit 12 matches in CoD in one stream
stated if he were a Vtuber he would be a “big scary monster that’s bleaching all the time”
“If I could ask Santa for one thing right now what would it be? For my back to stop hurting!”
thinks Connecticut has “humid summers” on par with Florida
said he only went to the liquor store to "browse for things"... pffft
got upset that he had to bag his own groceries like a peasant
leaves enemies alive and complains when they attack him from behind, says they were spawned in
threatened to permanently ban fans and trolls that state he died on Easy in God of war: Ragnorak
threatened to permanently ban anyone who says or even jokes that he plays any game on Easy
stated he never plays games on Easy and then sheepishly admits he's downgraded to Easy at times
got very excited to be invited to the Street Fighter VI beta despite always shitting on the game
believes he will play Street Fighter VI better due to owning a new TV
stopped playing Pokemon Scarlet because the paypigs did not donate enough during the day streams
continues to bash Returnal as a bad horror game but it's not a horror game
“I haven’t gone out in three weeks” but he went out during his recent day off
“It’s so over-the-top slanderous to say I’m one of the worst gamers. NO I’M NOT!”
“My life is full of activity!”
stated that he doesn't read literature because he barely has enough free time running the house
said Maximilian Dood ragequit The Callisto Protocol but he didn't, he boredquit the game
roasted Maximilian Dood for playing The Callisto Protocol on Hard difficulty but he didn't
criticised Maximilian Dood for playing The Callisto Protocol on Hard; DSP himself played on Easy
acted like a contrarian during The Callisto Protocol, pretending to praise its flaws
called journalists and content creators "babies" and "wimps" for not liking The Callisto Protocol
“I don’t mind dying in this game. As long as I can go back and try again”.
got pretty upset he hit the vest tips goal just before the stream ended
generously did not run ads during his bathroom break as to "give back" to his community
told a fan to leave and never come back for pleading Phil not to waste food
called CoD a slow game because he is hiding in a room camping all match
finds it odd that countries require visitors have a return flight ticket and not squat
approves of the government beating you up if you litter a la Singapore
called Infinity Ward a billion dollar company but they're worth much less than that
whimsically sang a Christmas parody song that ripped into his fans for requesting more CoD
knows that ReviewTechUSA has pepperoni nipples
assumes that high viewership but low $upport is 'negatvity', trolls watching to laugh a him
called his fans "unreasonable" for criticising him for constantly camping in online FPS games
wants to give his fans what they want but not ragequits (does them anyways)
likes the trial and error of The Callisto Project despite hating games that do that
bragged that people don't know how to play The Callisto Project; had to be told how to from chat
“For some reason the bubbles don’t blow well in the dark.”
“It’s never bad to speak factually" unless those facts upset him
believes he can "factually disprove" people who dislike a game because he likes it
kept tweeting a YouTuber with over 1m subscribers because he wanted the drama and attention
admits he plays games on stream for the money more than for the love of gaming
states he used to not listen to constructive criticism from fans (still doesn't)
says he doesn't agree with a negative comment about Maximilian Dood as he excitedly read it
stated that the MSRP (Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price) did not exist back in the 1990's
got stuck on the map in God of War: Ragnorak, had to learn from chat how to fast travel
declares a boss to be cheating if it dodges backwards from his spam attacks
“Realistically the only games I will be able to play as I get older is turn based or RPGs.”
spoke of the late Kirstie Alley as if he knew her personal motivation to do projects
“Maybe one day I will write a book, but no one will care. No one cares about me.”
“From day one Twitch was unprofessional!”, refused to elaborate
“Fuck this game and fuck your mother and fuck these devs!” and ragequit
coped and seethed when he repeatedly died in The Callisto Project after heaping praise on it
“Warm sake? How would I even warm it?”
doesn't like game of the year awards because none of his preferred games win
surmised the Dead Space remake is just a remaster, but it's been confirmed a complete remake
insists that lying about the stream start time and wasting time is good for his business and life
gave attention to a $0.69 tip despite no shoutouts for tips less than $1
“That’s some powerful gas right there. Suck it right out of the butt cheeks!”
banned people for talking about Maximilian Dood's recently deceased dog
"People always say I finish way faster than I actually do."
pronounces panetonne as "pan-nah-tone"
said that Mexican food is “dangerous” because it's “high in cheese”
“I won’t be drinking a lot on the marathon” yet purchased three types of liqupr
told a fan named 'femboy' to change their name as it's one of the stupidest names he's seen
“Hideo Kojima is a-a good game developer. I’m not going to shit on the guy.”
chose lots of red meat as his 'cheat meal' despite his gout
said that a cat smelling your groceries bag is good because it can find holes in soiled packaging
“Jasper likes to lick the vegetable.”
refuses to answer if he got Xmas presents for his parents as it is "too personal"
chose not to stream the Game Awards, instead played CoD to a minuscule audience
complained that the Game Awards and no games win that people like (but some won that he likes)
stated that the Game Awards is a circlejerk, double-down when informed of accessibility
doesn't like that knives in CoD do massive damage while his spray-and-pray doesn't do much
doesn't like that SF6 characters don't play like the SF2 characters: "I DON’T LIKE THAT!”
wants a new Death Stranding but won't play it because he'll be "bored to tears”"
“How do you play a variety of games but only focus on one? Contradictory statement!”
claims not to read guides but sometimes knows where items are and how soon the boss room is
“You’re the only person to tip me $100 this month”, didn't say thanks and isn't even correct
said that if you quit The Callisto Project you should apologise to the devs
told disgruntled players of The Callisto Project not to shit on the devs; shits on all over devs
spent ages to get an online match in SF6 and left when he noticed his opponent had his mic on
pondered why Capcom would interview pro fighting game players not him who only plays it weekly
“Back in the day I didn’t care! That’s why I said racial things and gender insults!”
refuses to believe that there were popular Lets Players on YouTube before him
believes he was one of the big names that popularized playthroughs on YouTube
stated that no one knows who slowbeef is, implying he still has his decade-old grudge
admitted slowbeef predates him as a popular Lets Player, ignores the history to stroke his ego
exclaimed that no one was making videos like him back then
said that Best Buy had lost their way before they fired him and it's their loss
“You can’t out-cheese the cheeser!”, then got out-cheesed
compared girlfriends to feces when asked about cheating on them
claimed he made detractor content creators quit but won't name any of them
lied that he wouldn't keep playing CoD without $upport, then admits it is mainly down to $upport
bestowed much hate on people who ride his coaltails, meanwhile does reaction videos on others
announced he will finally boot his consoles before starting streaming so he can download patches
complained there are too many games coming out for Xmas but it's mainly games on discount sale
said that PC gamers have no right to complain about broken games, just play the console versions
imposed a new rule: you can't complain about a game you haven't finished all the way through
lectured on how people in the workforce behave; hasn't worked a real job in 14 years
said that the The perks of owning a PC “are on the decline” therefore you should have consoles
planned to have a guest on his podcast but just to talk exclusively Christmas stuff
blamed the Black Lives Matter movement for ruining cities like Seattle
believes you have to be middle class to afford family vacations every year
“You shouldn’t have to learn what attacks are unblockable and what ones are not!”
yells when games have cooldowns for abilities because he wants to spam them
“The game needs to be more forgiving so I can win!”
pronounces valkyrie as "vul-curry"
sometimes forgets to include 1MinuteMan's tips in the total, meaning he fakes those 1MM tips
sometimes makes 3am gin tweets to pro-fighting competitive players as if he were their friend
refuses to believe that his detractors were-fans of his
naively assumed that all his trolls follow him constantly and are losers with no lives
said that he sees anti-DSP memes all the time, implying he browses detractor Twitter accounts
thinks his trolls and detractors "have an agenda" but most are just laughing at his stupidity
is bewildered when he can't beat bonus bosses without levelling more and upgrading his gear
thinks that by asking for skill and better gear the game doesn't want him to have fun
called Malenia from Elden Ring a fair fight; won the battle by spamming jump+R2 and stun-locking
said he has no intention of making shirts of his cat but he wanted to prior to ban from Teespring
“I don’t want Jasper to be in the public eye" yet shows Jasper on Twitter and Instagram
“I don’t want to profit off my pet like some of these family YouTubers I see do”; $1k reveal
banned a fan who pointed out via superchat how greedy he sounds e-begging for tips
“Tis the season to gift memberships!" (the mask slips)
tried to get in top 10 of Warzone for a big tip but got distracted by chat and died
dedicates an entire night to recording private videos for Patreon backers because he puts it off
refuses to edit and reupload a private video that used footage that got it blocked on YT
thinks that some video hosting websites charge you money if the upload is 30+ minutes long
told his fans criticising his poor gameplay to "leave and never come back, no one will miss you"
“If you don’t like it leave! Now! Get the fuck out!”, then “Guys, why is everyone so quiet?"
criticised his fans talking about subjects not about him or the game
implored his fans to tip early for the hat goal even though he said he'll stop e-begging
wants to get paid by fans for just attempting their bounties
got his wife an Xbox Series S for Christmas despite allegedly living paycheck to paycheck
says you can't get a PS5 or Series X anywhere
says Pokemon games are hard and unfair because he can't figure out type advantages
finally beat a Beserker in God of War: Ragnorak after 3 hours of trying by reading a guide
believes that he can ban anyone from his chat and get away with it because "it's my business"
believes that he can ban anyone from his chat with no repercussions even though it abuses ToS
tried to justify how he keeps getting upgraded tech and can't remember his own lies
got offended when his chat went from Trump NFTs discussion to wrestling jpegs talk
was clearly hungover in a stream and blamed his fatigue and slow brain on a lack of coffee
claims that if you play a Fallout game with music on "you get blocked worldwide”
ranted about Dr. Disrespect losing interest gaming, meanwhile he's doing everything "intelligent"
“What does semi-automatic mean?”
"Kaopectate isn’t for heartburn, it’s for when you need to go shit!” (wrong and wrong)
“I have a confession. I’m Jewish…I shouldn’t be here.”
doesn't know 'ti amo' means 'I love you' despite being Italian
insists that on vacation you should only buy culturally relevant things
hint hinted he wants a professional video editor to make him YouTube Shorts (for free naturally)
too lazy to do effects in YouTube shorts like zoom-ins with a video editor
doesn't think to do something flashy on camera to draw attention to it as he's skimming footage
proclaims you don't need a team to be successful on YouTube, hint hints he wants help
acknowledges he skipped over big games to play CoD and Street Fighter
was worried that Elon Musk would take away his Twitter verification but he already is well known
assumes his Twitch audience and YouTube audience are mostly different people
lied that his chat may find in-game chat annoying when he was clearly flustered by the insults
stated he doesn't care about in-game chat after he derailed the stream asking how to disable it
set the in-game chat to Japanese in a desperate attempt to hide the text
turned off video capturing in SF6 lobbies so the viewer can't see the chat
"Christmas Day is LITERALLY the only day off I have all year."
bans anyone who mentions sponsors of past products he's previously shilled
pondered why Capcom interviewed a pro-fighting game player and not him
stated he would've done a sponsorship with Capcom for free despite running a 'business'
says content creators are out to make a buck; e-begs and doesn't engage with others
"Basically, I haven't got a single contribution since gameplay started. Figure that one out."
ranted about Maximilian Dood eating sponsored food on stream; eats fast food on stream as well
"I don't want you to benefit while giving me money in anyway. Give me money or don't."
lamented toxicity in his chat and yet wants more viewers and this more engagement in his chat
wants to play pros in online fighting games and yet avoids them because he knows he'll lose
acknowledges that videos where he rages gets him views yet sticks with chill games
welcomed an influx of new YT subscribers by e-begging
feels he is owed $upport because he doesn't run ads or shill products
claimed people who play SF6 on PC have an advantage and they found this out "during COVID"
blamed most of his loses in SF6 on PC players with "monster setups"
admitted he watches Maximilian Dood play SF6 and compares Max's matches to his own
did not allow his fans to vote his Xmas Feasting with the King as he wants something nice
admitted he purchased the streaming upgrades when before he claimed some were gifted by fans
assumed that most streamers are alone or live with their parents and don't have an 'adult life'
accidentally said "money" instead of "many" (FreudSlipPhil)
"I have to take care of every creature living in this house: my wife, my cat, everyone!"
assumes that in CoD because he shoots at an enemy first it should result in its death, not his
“I don’t think pets should be a part of anyone’s content” then ponders why low views
expects people to tip him if he places top 10 in a battle royale game
“I’m not upset or complaining” and then “I’m a little upset”
does not find it weird that around 2/3rds of all money made is from sockpocket accounts (of OIC?)
does not care about a streamer verbally abusing their grieving moderator (SociopathSydephil)
insinuated he can make 'hateful slurs' on YouTube since they won't care enough to suspend him
asked a question about trolls and answered with money, "crowdfunding", and his life story
asked how his day was and answered with the total money he got donated that stream
“Welcome to the jungle, we throw shit here every day!”
“If you could stop asking me stupid questions, I would like to hear the dialogue in the game!”
“You cannot access the YT community tab on an iPad." (you can on a web browser)
pretended he stumbled onto a puzzle solution when it's obvious he knew the solution beforehand
praised his regular tippers but won't name of them outside of 1MinuteMan, a likely fake tipper
acknowledged that him being bad at games is why people leave and attendance drops
wants money from bounties and will bore his audience into leaving to get that money
states that he doesn't write down names of people who post fake bounties, gets fooled again
believes that MoistCr1TiKaL lacks self-awareness because he takes sponsorships and roasts Phil
complains that content creators don't know the full story about him, but won't tell full story
implied that he watches Snort Burnell videos
is bewildered that he's called a pedo, but he's admitted to talking to Leanna when she was <18
charged money to drink alcohol on the Christmas stream special
pondered why people don't travel early to avoid the rush and have the time to do so like him
couldn't use a jingle bells sound for tips received due to being unable to find license-free
said he doesn't know LowTierGod and why people hate him yet knows why LTG gets into trouble
asked about Twitter possibly going away and joked how it wasn't to be yet freaked out at the time
thinks that him being kicked off Blip.tv was “the start of cancel culture”
believes that Blip.tv loved him and has no idea why they would boot him
said he should have been allowed to make jew jokes on Blip.tv
stated that Blip.tv staff should have told him behind the scenes that Antisemitism wasn't okay
stated that 'grown men' shouldn't hold grudges, yet has many grudges with content creators
dissociated himself with Boogie, ReviewTechUSA, Wings, and other fat lolcows just like him
says he is not like the aforementioned lolcows; insults his viewers and e-begs just like them
stated LTG abused copyright takedowns and has doxed people; has done the same
invented a myth that his trolls claim he's running a cabal of tax evasion and lying to the govt
claimed he's done nothing to warrant a strike on his channels let alone get the boot
says he wants the best for everyone yet has a pattern of talking shit about content creators
claimed that YouTube always gives warnings to bad content but they've nuked strike-free channels
drank Gray Whale Gin as a nod to the detractor memes
charged $100 per shot of Gray Whale Gin that cost him $35~
exclaimed that his wife knows he drinks gin but doesn't know why it's a meme
charged his audience for him to drink alcohol on stream, which is against YouTube ToS
considered half the shot glass as one full shot
thoroughly enjoyed his gin despite claiming he doesn't even like it much
barely reacted to the 43% proof gin, suggesting he has high tolerance to alcohol
made a Snort Burnell meme after downing his gin ("Oh my god he's drinking gin!")
lamented that he suffers from episodes of depression, anxiety, and insomnia (like everyone else)
admits that he still plays mobile games and is addicted to them, won't name the games
said gin was a meme because he used to have a gin bottle in the background; he had a cabinet
boasted that the whales don't fund his lifestyle but hundreds of gifted members were from them
stated he doesn't depend on whales to support him and the next day OIC dropped 100 gifted subs
“Today I proved that I don’t have whales and this is a group effort!”
found it bizarre that content creators like AVGN take sponsorships to pay their bills
is proud that he doesn't needs to do a 60 second plug a stream (instead e-begs every 60 seconds)
called his fans his sponsors which technically means that him e-begging counts as shilling
"They say there are like 10-20 people that are the reason I can still make a living doing this."
“We have no goals today” but has a tips goal and a membership goal
believes 'shilling' only refers to products and promotions and doesn't include e-begging
“In Asia they don't celebrate Christmas.”
bemoans some streams as failures as only his whales talked to him, which is most streams
says he doesn't go on bathroom breaks during streams but he's taken them before
tried to claim a whale purchased his gaming chair but let slip that he purchased it himself
made a Wings wrestler in WWE 2K22 despite not wanting anything to do with him even in passing
used his family's falling out as an excuse to start a tradition of eating Chinese food every Xmas
admitted that TIHYDP videos made him move to a gated community across the country
implied he got into troulbe leaving his ladder up overnight where someone can peep into his house
hinted that his childhood was boring due to being shelted and barely leaving the house
“Traveling the world playing competitive Street Fighter”; only left the USA once
posted an image of Jasper on Instagram despite yelling at content creators that 'exploit' pets
spent $826 on Christmas Day on WWE Champions, breaking into the top 15 on the leaderboard
praises Fred Meyer even though they are owned by Kroger and have the shitty practices as Walmart
wants to interview big name content creators that bad-mouth him
admitted he intends to insult the interviewer by 'proving' they are stupid for 'slandering' him
thinks that "it didn't happen" is a good counter-argument, will provide no 'proof' beyond that
believes that the trolling is calming down to the truth getting out; it's the Christmas holidays
wants his detractors to approach him to talk; refused Keem's calls and Rekieta's interview offer
"I stopped listening to the nonsense and the slander" yet still acknowledges it and calls it out
knows that less e-begging means less trolling and more positivity; won't stop e-begging
knows that ReviewTechUSA has his face in his Twitter banner pic despite avoiding him
pointed out his cat is getting "tons of attention", suggesting the cat often doesn't
tried to cheer up a pro-fighting game player on Twitter and talked about himself in comparison
proudly showed off his Xmas dinner which was all crap from a can/box on paper plates
scammed his whale Emil after he dropped 100 subs by declaring there was no tier 2 sub goal
assumed his low engagement on Twitter is due to fans' fear of harassment but it's bots
assumed his low engagement on Twitter is unique to him and others like him (i.e. lolcows)
had his capture device destroyed by Jasper because he lays it unprotected on the floor
can't buy a new capture card because he assumes the latest models won't work with Windows 8
doesn't know how to upgrade from Windows 8 to Windows 10
planned to refinance his home so he can afford a Windows 10 computer and a new capture card
forgot he has unopened capture cards in his closet as he e-begs for money to buy a new one
swiftly accepted a private capture card donation, suggesting shady shit going down
found nothing wrong with the person offering the capture card to have a fake Twitter account
purchased a capture card as a backup despite being gifted one and having several in storage
told his fans who insist he talks about money too often to go fuck their mothers
wants his trolls' mothers to be physically slapped for having them
refuses to believe his wife could possibly resemble a horse
assumes his trolls never felt bad for being wrong about the escort saga
discredited Secret Limited and all his works just for using a horse head to represent Kat
assumes that Secret Limited steals other detractors' content
assumed that Secret Limited does no research at all when making videos about him
accidentally confirmed Secret Limited researches him when he said he compiles researched content
believes that if you don't all the face-checking yourself, it's not real
implores his detractors to hate Secret Limited for allegedly stealing their content
believes that if you are wrong about something you should never be trusted ever again
asserts that his trolls and detractors are lower life forms because they 'weren't raised right'
thinks his trolls do the bare minimum to survive, meanwhile he plays games all day and e-begs
said that 'intelligent' people don't pay attention to drama yet always does
said he doesn't get angry anymore after he shouted about how dumb his trolls are
accidentally called Kat his mom again when signing off for dinner
replied to Musk on Twitter with suggestions on improving site despite not caring about Twitter
replied to Musk on Twitter making the post about him posting 'dank memes' to stay relevant
refuses to answer why he never upgraded equipment since it means admitting he wants them gifted
doesn't think it is ordinary to sleep with your wife
uploaded his old playthroughs to his channel because he thinks there is value in them
“These playthroughs are invaluable! The reason being is they are lost content!”
thinks he purchased Whale Tail Gin but he had purchased Grey Whale Gin
boasted that he loves his life as his voice cracks and flails his arms
blamed FedEx for being unable to stream games despite having spare capture cards
called out FedEx as unprofessional despite the fact Seattle was hit with a recent blizzard
assumed the FedEx employee lied about Phil not being home but he probably wasn't
wanted a refund from FedEx because they couldn't deliver his parcel overnight due to blizzard
called FedEx and admitted he spoke too fast to them resulted on him getting hung up on
called FedEx at the worst possible time as the package facility was just closing for the day
had to get his wife's permission to make the FedEx rant as it was their day off
was stunned when he learned that FedEx policy meant they didn't watch his rant video about them
went full Karen when his FedEx delivery time was pushed from noon to evening
chastised IGN for making a video where "more than half" of it was a paid ad but it wasn't
lamented that some people coast through life getting by doing the bare minimum... hmm....
accepted fanart of himself drinking gin (with a Tevin face hidden in the image)
threatened to ban anyone who mentioned his Windows 8 is outdated
"If you keep spamming 'Windows 10' I'm going to time you out. Shut up! What the fuck?!"
went full feminist by insisting men shouldn't make choices on their own without wife permission
said it's fucked up how men treated their SO; woke up a sick Leanna so she could cook him dinner
admitted he quit multiplayer because of trolling even though you can enable invite-only matches
smugly did not fall for a doxing attempt; already doxed himself the week he moved
thinks it is impossible a capture card can have a microphone and packet sniffer to spy on him
had no time to spam his old YT videos even though you can schedule them ahead of time
“It’s 2022 and computers can’t even handle two monitors!” (still uses Windows 8)
installed old drivers on his non-supported operating system and was puzzled when nothing worked
refused to take the advice of a mod in his chat to fix his capture card not capturing audio
did no research on the capture card settings, resulting in choppy washed-out output
“I’ve laid the four wires across my floor in the middle of my room neatly.”
didn't know that VRR and HDR can’t pass through his HDMI 2.0 capture device
did not try a higher stream resolution after learning the capture card uses less CPU load
asked his chat if he's dropping frames while having OBS open which tells that info
attacked anyone saying his stream quality looks worse, which it objectively does
“People are invested in this channel.” (he means emotionally but it's also financially)
complained he has no credit but then later says he will refinance his home to gain credit
doesn't want to talk about FedEx ever again, suggesting he screwed up or made something up
lied that nobody complained the new capture card made the video look bad
coped that his new capture card sucks by saying it's his webcam quality that's bad, not gameplay
thinks video feed can be 'full 1080p' when cropped to a 4:3 aspect ratio
assumed that you have to 'insanely monstrous viral' on YouTube to make a living off of it
thinks it's normal for a 'normal person' like him to e-beg to make ends meet
caught on that some of his tippers are whales' sockpuppet accounts, still welcomes the money
acted like an excited child when he met the giant anus in High on Life
thinks that content creators that make 1-2 edited video daily is "not high effort work"
stated that the 1-2 edited videos daily isn't popular; barely breaks 4 digits views on his vids
admitted that content creators who do daily videos can make more views than him
criticized YouTubers that make millions per video then said he isn't criticizing them
assumes that YouTubers don't have safety nets in case their content gets demonitized
feels smug that he has quantity over quality even though he barely makes revenue with low views
said that 'normal' people don't care if a video is demonitized yet whines when his are
assumed that Pewdiepie's audience never buys any products he sponsors/shills
claimed he never sponsored the OPSEAT gaming chairs when he literally did
does not want 'big' YouTubers/streamers making lots of money because he doesn't care for them
mocked YouTubers making videos about changes to YouTube's ToS, unknowingly spreading awareness
assumed Moistcritikal was talking about his own channel but he was warning smaller channels
defended YouTube and called YouTubers babies, meanwhile cries about the algorithm and strikes
"Change, adapt, or die. That's life."; still does outdated unedited video spam uploads
believes there is nothing wrong being entirely funded by a live audience
said he doesn't take sponsorships because he respects his fans too much (e-begs instead)
said that taking sponsorships is an "elitist comment" because most creators can't do that
disagreed that crowdfunding isn't unreliable; consistently is under the daily tips goal
chortles at the idea of big content creators needing to do crowdfunding; has done it years
brought back the gin as a tipping incentive, normalizing his alcoholism to the fans
criticized his fans for voting in the Viewers Choice games he already planned to play anyways
says he “hasn’t cheated and looked ahead” in God of War: Ragnarok yet knows the end-game content
accidentally held his phone screen towards the webcam revealing onscreen WWE Champions
got very upset when someone impersonated his cat and superchatted an insult to him
claimed to not need a guide when playing RE classic despite using chat as a guide rhe first time
revealed the surprise he teased throughout December 2022: LED lights
threatened to ban a fan who joked that he is a boomer discovering 20 year old technology
wasted ten minutes trying to herd his cat out of the room
uses LED lights just like other content creators whom he mocks for likewise using
uses LED lights even though he can see they are barely visible to the viewers watching
lied that he never said that content creators using LEDs are dumb who copy each other
said that people who criticize his LED ligts lack "human compassion, thoughts, emotions"
got string lights for his stream despite saying they are tacky
did not realise he has to tape the string light and not let them dangle on the floor
exclaimed that content creators use LEDs for the views, then admits he wants to more viewership
implied that he knowingly jumped on the bandwagon of using LED lights
refuses to charge money to change the LED light even though he charges for vests and hats
thinks he is different to other streamers but they too use LED lights and have artwork shown
calls his fans condescending for pointing out why he's wrong, calls it "overtly negative"
yelled at his chat for talking among themselves instead of being invested in the game as he is
yelled at the chat for them wanting the vest after the tips goal was hit but he didn't care
admitted that having to wear the vest is dumb and pisses him off
got puzzled why no one buys YT memberships when a whale will just membership-bomb monthly
says that trolls don't listen to what he says but they also twist what he says
assumes that fans who don't know his side of the story must get their info from detractors
called a fan a loser for correctly pointing out he's banned trolls who don't pay won bounties
explained he has to insult people during pre-stream or he'll bottle up and explode during stream
accidentally outed the names of one of the Dutch Brothers whales
thinks The Three Amigos is" a combination of comedy plus not so serious”
said he won't mock your looks unless you are Keemstar or style your beard weird
scolds a person in chat by name and then "please understand I’m not singling you out right now”
hit the hat goal and took 20 minutes to put it on due to chat being scared to remind him
said his fans are being 'entitled' that he has to wear a hat/vest when the tips goal is hit
called his fans defensive and spoiled whiny brats for expecting him to wear the vest/hat
wanted to climate the hats and vest rewards because he gets hot while wearing them
paused the game to mess around with the LED lights, comparing different shades of blue
did not react much at all to the ending of God of War: Ragnarok, suggesting he's seen it before
refuses to answer why he bans people for pointing out his hypocrisy as it will expose him
“Can I name 10 books I’ve read in the past? Uh...”
has no answer to what his most anticipated game of the year is
“I will never tell you guys not to watch someone”; once said "Stop watching Keemstar!"
thinks the music in a Tron commercial came from Ghostbusters (which came out years later)
lied that he avoids troll tips and doesn't derail the stream to address them
sprayed his water bottle at Jasper who was right next to the LED lights
sprayed his cat with water during the middle of a cold winter
revealed that he and wife talk about food most of all in their free time together
pondered why he, a former shit-talking troll, attracts other shit-talking trolls
said Arturo should have shown bank statements to prove he didn't steal funds; won't do likewise
"We live in a society where you are innocent until proven guilty"; bans fans for 'trolling'
expects the FGC to watch his 2 hour podcast to learn why they are wrong about him
said that a FGC member said something bad about him, won't say what they allegedly said
declared that the FGC doesn't affect Phil; made a 2 hour rant about the FGC
hates that the FGC is a toxic community; was a major source of toxicity and de facto kicked out
says the things said about him are in NO WAY true apart from the 'nugget of truth'
lamented that no one believes him , then goes on a 40 minutes rant trying to debunk rumours
tried to use the bank leaks as proof he was messed with but they proved he was lying about money
“You’re not a man saying things about me on Twitter!”
knows the whale Plumgorl is a man pretending to be female and accidentally used male pronouns
received a custom-made Pokemon vest from a fan and immediately locked it behind a tips paywall
thinks he's Italian because he eats garlic bread (which was invented in USA)
explained at length why he needs a lamp: “lighting changes when the sun goes away”
purchased ring lights off Amazon after previously saying ring lights wouldn't work for him
set up the ring lights thereby making his room look like streamers' rooms he dislikes
“No one ever asked for me to play Oblivion”, then “A lot of pepple asked me to play Oblivion!”
planned an NFL Superbowl event despite not liking American football or sports at all
told people superchatting about football to take their sports talk elsewhere
banned people giving advice after his Doordash dinner was accidentally delivered to wrong house
ponder why the Doordash driver would text him after his screw up to apologise
can not understand why Doordash drivers have trouble entering his private gated street
refused to answer a Doordash driver's call when he couldn't find Phil's house
refused to answer why he didn't take the Doordash driver's call, pretended he has a phone demon
said he was too busy to answer the Doordrash driver's call; not busy enough to text spam him
admitted he can't do more gameplay in a marathon because he's "an old fart”"
“It’s not Jasper's day to be in here! Get out, Jasper! Let’s go!”
said COVID taught him the world isn't safe despite being from the 'mean streets of Connecticut'
“If you are here uninvited we own the street, we can arrest you.”
shared the Doordash tracking app onscreen, accidentally doxing his neighbours
admitted he used a strategy guide both times he played Fallout 3
used a Nintendo 64 controller in his new brand logo despite barely any association with the N64
still has not installed a smoke alarm in his office (possibly illegal)
reacted like a soy boy manchild when the ringlights turned on
monetized the LED lights colour after denying it would be a tips incentive
demanded $50 from a person he banned to unban them (ToS violation)
banned a fan who pointed out that trying to take bribes to unban people violates YouTube ToS
proclaimed he called people jews and faggots 15 years ago because his audience were teenagers
talks about poop so much because “it does’t offend anyone”
claims he grew up and is mature now; went from using racial slurs to toilet humour 'jokes'
refused to do anything to fix the choppiness in his stream video (business class internet btw)
pretended no one could see him before the LED lights to cope and justify wasting his money
banned a fan who pointed out now he looks like every other streamer
banned a fan who offered a bounty but said that cheesing kills don't count, cheesed and got mad
banned a fan who pointed out he's being too toxic
ranted about billion dollar companies; streams on YouTube. eats at McDonald's, shops at Walmart
retconned why he left Twitch: "saw the writing on the wall" (it was due to departnership)
doesn't want crunch time in the gaming industry yet always says devs should playtest more
said games should be delayed to ensure quality; also said Cuphead DLC took too long to come out
got $50 in tips and didn't put on the GUNNAR glasses until gameplay started, cheating the tippers
put Disney Dreamlight Valley on his best of 2022 list despite being bored of it
put Horizon Forbidden West on his best of 2022 list despite not liking it that much
put Pokemon Scarlet and Violet on both the best of 2022 list and worst of 2022 list
put God War: Ragnorak at the top of his best of 2022 list despite getting frustrated by the end
“Stray is one of the best written games ever” (has barely any dialogue)
lost 1.5 hours of progress in Resident Evil because he thought he could tank one-shot enemies
ignored the chat when they instructed him where to find more ink ribbons in Resident Evil
lied that he was playing Resident Evil on Hard, he was playing it on Normal
thinks a non-branded jersey and beer hat are "NFL accessories"
I think street fighter 6 plays fantastically” yet spent the whole beta complaining
“If you’re hearing this it means this has been muted”.
banned people wishing Derich happy birthday for "harassment"
called a fan an idiot for him monetizing the LED lights, said it wasn't his idea
gets killed in CoD or BF, asks "how'd that happen??" and immediately skip the killcam
reckoned he wasn't popular on YouTube because he makes because only makes "curated content”
“I don’t have whales!, then next stream: “I’m glad I have a select group people who support me”
displayed no sympathy or empathy for YouTubers who got screwed by the new YouTube ToS
had no concern about the YT bug, but then quickly panicked that it could affect him
began calling his whales "curators", which is not even close to the word's definition
pretended to be interested in One Piece to rope in more viewers and appeal to the weebs
said his Catholic upbringing dictates his morals, yet behaved like an asshole in his 20s and 30s
banned a person from chat on request from Derich (no favouritism btw)
begins falling asleep whenever a cutscene with Japanese dialogue plays
assumes that his fans watch his YouTube Shorts
shot down a suggestion to feature his cat in more content because it is a gaming channel
sees his cat as a "cherished member of my family", is sickened that he could make money from it
denounces people who make money off their kids; calls Jasper his son and treats it like a child
went full Karen over a refund on fast food where the store credit covered the taxes + fees
thinks it is against the law for businesses to have unrefundable taxes and fees
believes the sales rep who dealt his refund was a "dishonest scumbag" for following store policy
admitted to eating fast food around the time Kat moved in even though he sworn not to eat it then
believes that record companies are not entitled to royalties on their music in his videos
mispronounced Mister Metokur as "Meh-toe-curr"
pretended not to know who ItsAGundam is
called Metokur and ItsAGundam "pieces of shit" despite admitted to not watching any of their vids
said he would be going out the whole day on his day off but stayed home until 11am for DoorDash
lamented how hard his life is, streaming six days a week and can't even enjoy his day off
does lots of chores on his day off even though Kat only works htree days a week
considered his previous bad actions to being that of a child now grown up; was in the 30s then
doesn't think his audience likes tits and waifus; has weebs and Derich for fans
bemoaned that Need for Speed Unbound doesn't give free unlimited restarts
stated he moved to Renton, WA, as everything is within 10 minutes; DoorDashes all the time
“Back when I was an alcoholic..." (still is)
thinks you can stop being an alcoholic (it's a dependency)
“Suck my buttcheeks! I’m the king of gulag! They call you buttsucker!”
believes he'll never be banned off YouTube because he's "tame compared to other people”
gave outdated info on how to get around YouTube community bans (possible ToS violation)
took ReviewTechUSA's troll bait and read his superchat message and ranted for quite a while
compared Ubisoft to the helicopter company he worked for
assumed to know what is wrong within Ubisoft even though that information wasn't made public
encouraged his viewers to get YouTube Premium so he could increase his earnings
stated that if you watch someone's content with an adblock enabled you are hurting that person
called out Nintendo for selling licensed 'gimmick' toys; had gimmick vests as donation incentive
has no goals planned for the foreseeable future
has no plans made in case his streaming career went away
“Streaming will never go away. If YouTube or Twitch goes away I can just go to another platform.”
conjured a plan to boost income: do things unrelated to gaming and attach gimmicks to them
admits he's an asshole to people but adds he only does it when stressed out
sat on the PS5 dashboard for an impromptu Q+A waiting for someone to pay his PS+ for him
“I am not a religious guy in my present life.”
changed a thumbnail to him doing a silly face despite not liking that clickbait gimmick
says he is "more professional than other streamers” because “he treats streaming as a job”
chewed out his mods for timing out a fan with a "fucking stupid" name who asked a legit question
says Washington was one of the very last US states to join the union (it was 42nd)
says Washington has modern infrastructure since it was founded... in 1889
lied about getting a power outage despite no power outages in his area (probably blackout drunk)
ponders why people bring up his bankruptcy even though he spent 3+ years talking about it
doesn't like the 'name Purple Pickle', likes the name 'My ass has dimples'
claims he doesn't care about detractor content but in his Discord he whines about it
still gets upset when you bring up his 4th place win at Evo 2005 on a broken port of SFII
claims not to care about WWE; still plays WWR Champions
hint hinted that he has lots of people in chat that would like a gifted membership
doesn't want to prove that 1MinuteMan is real because it might lead to harassment
doesn't want to say "thanks for the money, dummy" but does agree with it
says detractors want him to act like an idiot everyday; acts like an idiot everyday
blamed his greasy hair on his Italian genetics
“I could have an interview within 24 hours if I wanted.”
spent 40 minutes drinking gin rather than gaming
drank gin off-camera between the 2022 Xmas event and the random drinking mid-January 2023 stream
assumes people are on sockpuppet accounts when they ask him questions he doesn't like
assumes Gryffindor House is for poor White people who can't afford the Hogwarts tuition
got 8GB mixed up with 800GB and then 800MB
"Do I care about sports? No!" during his NFL Superbowl event stream
casually drinks alcohol despite being a "former alcoholic"
began putting hashtags in video titles just like other streamers he wishes to distance from
researched how interviewer candidates conduct their interviews despite not having free time
believes that poor people and those without professions are "imbalanced" and unhappy
used fanart that show his face from 2008 to 2023 getting balder and fatter with time
hint hinted that he wants new blinds and a blackout curtain
reacted to a reaction video for a private Patreon-exclusive video
used to mock streamers with high-end setups, is one of them now and currently mocks shitty setups
compared game devs budgeting to his own domestic life budgeting as if they are anything alike
gets excited when he finds an empty room to hide and camp in during a battle royale game
tried to blame lag on getting lost in a game, runs into walls on purpose as 'proof'
accidentally showed his YT search history of Wings and Moist despite not caring for drama
doesn't believe that 10 year warranties exist
doesn't believe people keep receipts from purchases made 5+ years ago
bans people who point out that bounties are against YouTube ToS
admitted he sucks at fighting games because he is a scrub (probably joking, never clarified)
abbreviates tipper names for the tips leaderboard, abbreviated 'frying a grilled sausage' (FAGS)
lost his temper playing Call of Duty: Warzone getting crushed trying to do bounties
decries detractors making up 'proof' he scams Patreon backers, refuses to show the actual proof
thinks his trolls should not bring up other things he's said/done after he disproves one 'fact'
stated that his trolls "move the goalposts" when they bring up more shit he's said/done
accidentally admitted tips were used for fast food on his day off
jumps into FPG spats on Twitter despite professing to avoiding drama
stated that big YouTubers are "Way worse" than him, refused to elaborate
made a YouTube short of his cat despite denouncing content creators 'monitizing' their pets
got upset that his YouTube short of his cat did not go viral
expects his fans to binge his YouTube shorts and advised they get YouTube Premium
finds it stupid that Twitch doesn't let you archive your streams long-term
thinks that if Twitch does let you archive your streams long-term they would crush YouTube
admonished Twitch for having volunteer employees; YouTube does the same
admitted that his chat 'works' because he does not allow free speech
admitted that his reaction commentary is the same schtick as other creators, thinks he's better
pointed out that bounties are voluntary likely due to finding out they are against YT ToS
“There is no way to play the classic MvC games in the modern era.”
jumped on the bandwagon of talking about Arturo to call out those making clickbait about him
made the Arturo alleged embezzling scandal into a segment about himself
advised his fans to be honest and click the dislike buttton if they don't like the content
took troll bait and admitted he ranted for 35 minutes about Arturo Sanchez
watched a detractor video for a minute and assumed the whole video wasn't transformative
is proud of not censoring himself during playthroughs, begrudgingly censors himself in YT shorts
forced his viewers to watch his YouTube shorts during the prestream, no vote, just played them
stated he can't sleep without Kat going to bed first, subtly blaming her for being up at 2am
“I’ve seen nothing of the new Dead Space remake” but he's watched the IGN gameplay video
“I don’t have time for hobbies, I’m too busy to have hobbies.”
lied that he got rid of all this DVDs, he kept two bins of them
barely reacted when Emil gifted 50 YT memberships
admitted his YT membership count is inflated and whales are his saving grace
stated that Emil and 1minuteMan's contributions are "nothing" but they make up the bulk of his $
says content creators only do-over-the-top reactions to get popular; does the same
“Ignore the trolling and it goes away”, never takes his own advice
“I can’t master lock picking if they are all going to be different.”
began to overreact to everything ever since he learned you can monetize YouTube shorts
used a sneeze as an excuse to stop recording and e-beg for tips
got derailed giving a rant about the ending of The Sopranos
said The Sopranos has "no definitive ending” and thst is "disrespectful"
called George R. R. Martin "the laziest bum", has never read any of his books
tends to tell his viewers that he's just paid bills, hint hinting he'll like some tips
admits he doesn't want to play indie games because he doesn't get many tips whilst playing them
called himself an idiot for always being negative as it gives his detractors content
refuses to acknowledge how his (poor) gameplay turns viewers off from watching
can only name a few games he's ragequit when the list is extensive
stated if you do things at work that don't make you money you're an idiot regardless of context
assumes that you cannot run a successful business that does its own thing heeding no feedback
called his own content stupid in relation to YouTube shorts that are literal 1:1 clips of him
called his NFL Superbowl event "unique" even though it's the same old eating and snacking
still uses ShadowLabs even though he claimed they "shadowbanned" him
hint hinted his dents to give tips so he can test the new tip donation animations
died in Call of Duty jumping from a two story window, wants more realism
banned a fan who pointed out he doesn't question critics' response to Forespoken unlike Callisto
celebrated Valentine's Day in 2023 despite previously calling it a scam and never got gifts
lied that StreamLabs has a glitch that "plays back contributions from days ago”
does not know how coffee works, thinks it blocks fatigue-causing chemicals so you're less tired
"Venmo is a YouTube competitor." (he means Vimeo)
"Venmo is a competitor to PayPal.” (Vimeo is owned by PayPal)
"How about you take that question, turn it sideways and smell it!”
went on a rant about not wanting to bring up his personal life instead of ignoring the question
got very triggered about being asked about Taco Bell
forgets to manage surplus money until it's all gone
admitted that he's gone back to his old ways of begging for tips but he needs to, it's business
"I wish you guys would just consistently give me $300 a day in direct cash, sound good?"
denied he rants too much by going on a rant protesting such a claim
says he has passion for games, meanwhile never looks happy gaming & always stops to talk to chat
said that real Let's Players never release just a video a day
thinks you have to be a huge YouTuber to bother editing your Let's Play videos
blames his detractors for why he refuses to have children but he's always never wanted one
joked he should do hot tub streaming for more views despite hating Twitch thots who do that
refuses to answer questions/criticism if there are typos in the message
got offended that his parents kept his childhood action figures to one day pass to his kid/s
turned down a $500 bounty in Call of Duty: Warzone because the condition was it's for a new PC
banned someone for not paying a completed bounty, which is against YouTube ToS
refers his detractors as a "lynch mob" as if he's a poor victim
bashed his viewers who aren't aware of the intricate complex systems of marketing
thinks that him e-begging every fifteen minutes is better than taking sponsorships
"After 15 years I'm still able to be successful"; $500k debt, sham marriage, no friends, gout...
lied that his income is by everyone, not just 1-2 whales, even though he's admitted it's whales
wishes he were an enormous content creator but he's always been proud of being the little guy
"The YouTube cheque covers all my bills but I'm destitute anyways." (business degree btw)
brought up that his day was horrible but refused to explain how, hoped for extra sympathy tips
stated that pointing out he snorts a lot is "bullying his face" because he can't help it
pretended that 1MinuteMan donated $40 instead of the regular $20 to encourage more tips
pretended that gacha games are his guilty pleasure, sounded genuinely happy to confess it
still denies he was removed from Twitch's partnership program for a valid reason
lied that he doesn't hold grudges and has no ill will towards Twitch
edited out the ToS violations from his CoD Warzone videos (taking bounties aka bribes)
banned people pointing out him pretending the ToS violations never happened
complained that publishers release games which are inconvenient to streamers like him
was shocked that the Dead Space remake is not a 1:1 remake despite it never being sold as such
“When I say I am going to be honest all I really mean is I’m going to be serious.”
used to instruct viewers to tell him "relax" when he e-begs, now bans you if you try this
didn't play Golden 007 on Switch, a classic, but instead played a SpongeBob game
blames trolls for why his mods get harassed but some of his mods are lolcows themselves
had to hold his Magic 8 Ball to the light to read the message, won't fix his lighting
“Stink clouds out of butts” (not a children's entertainer btw)
banned someone who hinted that taking bribes via bounties is against YouTube's ToS
bans anyone who point out his hypocrisy of liking YouTube shorts now (he can make $$ off them)
never hesitates to shit on ProJared, Tobuscus, or any other content creator he's had beef with
whined for ten minutes because Zelina Vega is an in-game commentator in Street Fighter 6
assumed Zelina Vega is not a gamer
thinks Zelina Vega doing commentary for a game and him doing commentary for NFL are different
reckons voice actors have to play the games they do voices for
reckons you have to know what the voice lines even mean to deliver them convincingly
doesn't know that hiring a cosplayer would be a sensible business move
"Everytime I hear something about YouTube Mobile, i get upset" even though he pushes YT shorts
banned Leviathan, who has 100k+ subscribers, from the chat for pointing out he's breaking YT ToS
knows what a licensed financial advisor would tell him to do, doesn't do it
thought he could cook a frozen chicken breast in a frying pan with a little cooking spray
The instructions on the bag was wrong” and yet thinks he can run a restaurant
said cooking in an air fryer is ten times the clean up as using a pan”
“In order to make things flavorful in an air fryer you have to use oil."
want “various instruction types” on all food bags for his cooking preference
state only children and casual gamers own a Nintendo Switch; owns a Nintendo Switch
lied that people in his chat tell him to camp in online games to justify him doing it
renamed the bounties to "challenges" to avoid breaking ToS (it's still against ToS)
“When you are here on my stream I can ban you for any reason I want!”
sheepishly admitted that banning for any reason is against ToS, still does it
lied that his chat were bringing ToS before he banned people but the logs say they said it after
has a rash on his hand that has scabs and oozes blood but won't see a doctor
stated he's always had skin conditions. thinks they're natural and not derived from poor hygiene
thinks being a 'throat goat' means being good at eating large amounts of food at one time
almost told his fans to watch the evidence of him breaking TOs but swiftly changed his mind
said that his cat pisses on things “he knows to come back there”
“If you find me boring it means you’re the boring one! Why are you even here!”
thinks that saying "I'm not asking" while asking for tips negates him asking for them
says The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion is “Western style open world first person RPG style”
looked up a guide of Oblivion when his chat was too slow hand-holding him
wasted a pre-stream whining that his YT shorts are under-performing
called Wings tacky for stealing his bubble-blowing, got corrected, desperately defended Wings
wears "plain normal shirts” on his “shower days” and "Special shirts” are for “normal days”
says you shouldn't support EA for screwing over the Dead Space team, bought the game anyway
doesn't take into account PayPal's 2.99% fee, leading to misleading tips totals
encouraged his fans to do big tips to avoid only getting cents instead of dollars
calculated 2.99% of $1.00 as 40 cents when it's only 2.29 cents
was stunned that his boring hour-long 'podcast' generates little income, sometimes $0 a stream
is too lazy to look up superchat messages, wishes YouTube would implement the feature
stated that civilizations have risen and fallen within 90 days; the shortest was a decade
thinks E3 was serious but it was babes and parties with the actual business behind closed doors
touches his chin whenever he asks to tips, perhaps an unconscious tic or force of habit
proposed that the Final Fantasy VII Remake should have been called Final Fantasy VII 2
called Final Fantasy VII Remake a good game despite shitting on the game after finishing it
cut the video feed because he couldn't stop getting friend requests from trolls
says wrestlers on Cameo calling him out is 'ruining' him despite claiming to 'owning the meme'
thinks Nick Rekieta isn't a real lawyer and is a grifting content creator
adjusts his balls on camera
continued hyping YT shorts monetization even though he didn't even qualify for it
won't do an interview if the interviewer's style isn't 100% focused on him with easy questions
says Destiny playing games while interviewing isn't a slight against him... in a rant about it
lied that Destiny was sent only the first half of DSP's opinion of Destiny's interview style
stated that Destiny claimed his proposed interview with DSP was a trap, doesn't give proof
couldn't stop shitting on Destiny despite allegedly being above the "e-drama bullshit"
believes LGBT characters are added to video games to balance out the other people in the game'
believed Hi-Fi Rush had no dodge mechanic despite it showing it in the tutorial
is terrible at rhythm games due to slow reactions and lack of patience, blames the games
ranted about Maximillian over Rumbleverse for a paycheck even though Max worked with the devs
refuses to believe that pro fighting game players play games like Rumbleverse without shilling
refuses to believe that people can like playing Rumbleverse without getting it free or paid
ignored his chat when he demanded a list of people still playing Rumbleverse and they listed them
said that Maximillian and others who moved onto other games is proof that Rumbleverse was shit
denied hating Maximillian after ranting that Max is a greedy shill
said that Peppermint from Hi-Fi Rush, a black person, had odd skin and assumed her to be tanned
wants to be with the times on YouTube via YT shorts despite saying his old ways are the best
refuses to believe that new battle royale games can succeed, thinks that "fad" died long ago
assumes that anyone defending a content creator must be a brain-dead fan who sucks them off
assumes that if you love a game you must play it constantly
tells it like it is and then admits he doesn't know and could be completely wrong
banned a fan who told him to ease with the e-begging as good games are releasing soon
had a stream with high volume of chat talk but was disappointed as it was the lowest $$ earning
says he barely drinks alcohol while his skins exhibits signs of long-term alcohol abuse
"All the health problems my parents are starting to get in their late 60's I already have."
"The doctor said that I have some of the most sensitive skin he's ever seen!"
blamed his nasty skin on his mother as he allegedly inherited the same skin condition she has
said he has no interest in the Potter universe and yet got the deluxe edition of Hogwarts Legacy
purchased the deluxe edition of Hogwarts Legacy for early day one views despite hating that
spent $85 on Hogwarts Legacy and then $80 on Superbowl props, guilt tripped his audience hard
had a Freudian slip saying "pull" when buying off Amazon (WWE Champions pulling on his mind)
purchased a Hogwarts house themed hat despite not caring for the franchise
does not find it odd when whales donate saying they support him or the game and then leave ASAP
almost name-doxed the paypig CMFool
said he gains nothing slandering indie games, yet does it because they bring in low tips
is upset people like remakes and remasters of games and they should play the cheaper originals
“I want to diversify in 2023”; wears silly hats, blows bubbles at 100 likes, and e-begs as usual
banned a fan for daring to suggest his wife help pay the bills
proudly banned a fake Derich, left alone less-blatant fake Derichs
says YouTube allowing 4K streaming is pointless yet yelled at Twitch for not doing 4K streaming
believes if you are sent a product to review it is yours to keep regardless of cost or context
believes if you are sent a product to review that you didn't ask for, it is not shilling
got up and walked off camera to spy out the window at a neighbour's noisy car alarm
refuses to be happy for anyone having kids
shat on Pewdiepie and his wife Marzia having a baby, gave no well-wishing or congrats
renamed his Twitter name to 'DSP the DIE-HARD SPORTS FAN' despite hating sports
insinuated his fans are idiots for calling Hi-Fi Rush GOTY which he disagrees with
“Hi-Fi Rush is a homage game and it not game of the year material.”
ranted about people boycotting Hogwarts Legacy when he himself boycotted Activision Blizzard
said cancelling someone doesn't work and yet rants that his trolls try to get him cancelled
“For some reason when I was getting upset at the game my nose started running really badly.”
said Hi-Fi Rush is not original yet it "has things no other game has done before put together”
compared the gameplay of Hi-Fi Rush to Devil May Cry and Ratchet and Clank
showed his phone screen but made sure to cover the notifications
clout-chased Netflix on Twitter, gave them advice on how not to go bankrupt
thinks his tweet to Netflix went viral (it got 4k likes)
thinks he ratio'd Netflix with his unsolicited business advice tweet
tends to bite his nails whenever a dark-skinned character appears on screen
made a YouTube short giving his initial of Hogwarts Legacy after five hours of play
wore an NFL helmet on stream but it made him look like a retard wearing a safety helmet
couldn't assemble the NFL helmet at first despite assembling it the previous day to test it out
said going viral means nothing to long-term growth, tries to go viral any time he can anyways
exclaimed he can't be bought; does the will of paypigs and whales who donate big (OIC, Tut, E7, etc)
lamented that his morals deny him opportunities for 'easy money', like $50k from Keem for a podcast
denies being a lolcow despite admitting he is a lolcow and not to be confused with Chris Chan
"I'm not some kind of living joke!"
“Call me whatever you want. I don’t care! It means nothing!”, then: “I’m not a fucking lolcow!”
refuses to use the word 'lolcow' in a hypothetical podcast despite liking to use memes to own them
thinks one or two negative traits don't define him, but the e-begging and complaining do define him
“I’ll be wearing non-branded NFL jerseys all day long!” (all NFL jerseys are branded by definition)
often confuses remasters and remakes, such as with Metroid Prime Remastered
was mistaken when he said Metroid Prime Remastered had no release date when Nintendo outright said it
is unsure if he's seen any Harry Potter movies despite once owned the boxset on DVD
retconned selling all his DVDs to keeping a box of DVDs but is unsure what's in the box
wore a Harry Potter hat and scarf despite complaining of hot weather heat
says he's not a lolcow and then wears his Bender hat that resembles an erect cock with balls
spent over $200 on gear and food for his Super Bowl stream, most of which he didn't use
ragequit Tecmo Bowl and called it a broken shitty game (king of retro btw)
tempted fate by saying he is uncancellable and immune to cancel culture
assumes Mr Beast is rich because of YouTube
believes (thanks to his Catholic faith) that charity only counts when there is personal sacrifice
described why what Mr. Beast does isn't charity and then denies it is a take
admonished Mr. Beast doing 'fake' charity work for attention; no proof DSP donates to charity
got very annoyed at his whales dog-piling him with tips during his drinking stream
drunkenly admitted to have ordered a "high-end restaurant quality" pizza to be delivered
allowed himself to get drunk for money despite being a self-admitted alcoholic
tends not to warm the oven prior to cooking/heating food
pretended he was drinking from the same gin bottle from Xmas 2022 stream but it was a new bottle
defended Derich as he spammed the chat like usual
made a disgusting comment about Derich taking a shit in people's cereal (DSP scat fetish)
took all day to announce his big announcement: a reaction channel on YT
stated that reaction content is so easy; his gaming content is also just as easy
began a reaction channel even though he shits on the genre and the people who make content in it
used his old THEKINGOFHATEVLOGS channel as his reacts channel, no distancing from the hate moniker
began e-begging for memberships on the Reacts channel, double-dipping
will only react to videos that Patreon members suggest, double-dipping
reckons the benefits of YT membership on both his channels are totally unique to each other
charged $4 to suggest a clip for him to react to, and $20 for a guaranteed reaction to it
thinks making one reaction video a week and a larger reaction video a month is a good business plan
switched to releasing the video in batches of 4-5 at a time, which is also bad
tried being a Biden reply guy on Twitter
“Yesterday was a good day for support but today might go horribly!”, gave no thanks
lamented Americans calling it football since you use your hands, but origins of the name are Euro
used an old photo of him and Kat from 2019 for Valentines Day (the only photo of them he has?)
banned a fan who requested he add chapters to the video, couldn't figure out how, so banned the fan
refused to react to detractor videos in the oddly-named 'DSP vs The Internet' react channel segment
called his fans idiots for innocently asking if he'll react to detractor content
believes reaction content must be reacting to an entire long video and that short clips don't count
wants to react to dumb videos but not dumb videos submitted by non-paying YT members
“Don’t expect me to watch anything over a few minutes for a react. That will never happen!"
stopped reacting to Boogie video once he realised the credit card debt jokes hit too close to home
immediately skipped reacting to a video with a black kid
“The light-up spell is Leviosa.” (it's Lumos)
comments on Moist Critikal's videos despite professing to not watch other content creators
microwaved a frozen eggplant for dinner
blamed Kat for his atrocious dinner even though he made it himself
“I thought it said the horse is disabled.”
kept saying "someone" kept donating memberships, won't say it's Emil due to it being just one guy
says crossing-over memberships between channels is gross; has events crossing-over his channels
bemoaned how there are no original ideas in gaming... as he copies other streamers' gimmicks
“Does the river lead to other bodies of water?” (it's the literal definition)
claimed the Harry Potter movies are the longest series using the same continuity
was shocked there are dragons in Hogwarts Legacy but the game starts with a dragon
wanted to know what chemicals were in a train crash and lost interest when his chat spammed them
did not care about one of his loyal fan Tyler's parents dying in a car crash
says he won't bring up nonsense but always does when reacting to troll comments
admitted he doesn't want to react to detractor content as he'll have to admit his wrongdoings
subscribed to HBO Max despite his dire financial situation
lean-in-manual-banned a fan who pointed out he skimps on groceries and yet can afford HBO Max
might have seriously considered suing HBO Max for not having Harry Potter if he had the money
did no research on what HBO Max provides, raged that there's no Harry Potter films on there
"Destiny does not have an audience." (gets millions of views)
assumes that all of Destiny's audience are hateful people he wants nothing to do with
watched just 5 minutes of Destiny and assumes he knows all there is to know about his content
accidentally admitted the purpose of the interview he wants is to attract new whales to tip him
called off the interview because he reckons he'll never gain loyal paypigs from interviewers' fans
said people have had multiple YT channels for decades but YT wasn't 20 years old when he said it
exclaimed having no tips is a terrible day for him but mocks people who call it a terrible day
complained that he's not complaining
surmised The Last of Us TV series to be inferior to the games because it focuses on people more
reacts to videos by pausing every few seconds to add input or look at the chat
says the FGC became both a “corporate shill environment” and “bunch of immature kids"
says Billy Blanks wasn't anyone before Tae Bo, but he was a famous martial artists before that
tells his viewers if they don't want to click the Like button they better leave
called the Infinity Ward devs losers because the latest CoD patch reenabled his notifications
humblebragged that Christmas Day was the only free day with no responsibilities he has
shat on Ninja for wearing a hat and yet is convinced him wearing hats is not the same thing
shat on Ninja for upgrading his lighting and yet is convinced him doing the same is different
said Ninja is appealing to kids in his animal hats... said this while wearing the Pikachu hat
joked that his penis is a hotdog he keeps in a holster (Derichsydephil)
wants YouTube to apply stricter moderation, unaware his channel will be one of the first to go
refuses to believe he's become the person he hates (an e-ebegger who makes reaction content)
believes he is living his best life almost at his 'final form'
admits he is a boring person but thinks that alone disqualifies him for lolcow status
said he makes exciting content but admits stream is boring with nothing going on
shat on his own pre-stream, calling it boring, is puzzled how detractors get content from it
believes that content creators insulting him generates them money most of the time
exclaimed he never said PC gaming is dying whilst also saying PC gaming is dwindling hard
thinks he is special because he doesn't take sponsorships
blamed his fans for wanting reaction content when in reality it's another bandwagon to fleece tips
invented the lie that people are calling him a horrible person for doing reaction content
yelled at his chat to stop giving him "mindless memes" to react to
thinks Hogwarts Legacy not having DLC means the devs “gave in to the hate mob”
thinks Section 230 passing means no more nasty comments as you'll be held personally accountable
thinks YouTube is doing whatever it wants, but they're obeying the law
keeps making comparisons to restaurants as it the closest to life experience he has
is bewildered that Japanese game developers use sex appeal but no outright sexual content
believes Japanese culture with sex appeal is "fractured" and needs fixing
sees nothing wrong between barely clothed women and barely clothed men
complained about the character design in One Piece despite allegedly liking the series
stated that fans of scantily-clad women must be sheltered; barely leaves the house
refers to trans people as "fake" and "those people" to avoid outright naming them in his rants
said you either support LGBT or don't support LGBT, then says he falls in neither category
“Rickroll isn’t actually funny, it’s just people recognizing a pattern!”
seriously desires to sue every detractor who makes content about him if he has the money and time
not so seriously desires to sue YouTube as a company for failing to take down detractor content
believes that any negative video about him is slander and/or defamation and is actionable
finds it odd that Keemstar doxed people and yet is on YT; has doxed PwDubz and YT did nothing
brought out his decade-old YT Silver Play Button as proof of his success
refuses to take blame for willingly playing game his audience doesn't like and doesn't choose
admitted he watches YouTube playthroughs with his wife of new games he's playing
wore a donated hat because it was a "disservice" not to, but charged his fans to wear it anyways
“This has been an amazing game and playthrough!”, then “Let end this already! Fuck this!”
told viewers to wash your teeth after drinking juice ASAP even though dentists say don't do that
lamented that his fans are "the most immature viewers out there" despite stating they are not kids
ranted that he wasn't accepted into an Ivy League school because he wasn't a minority
ranted that “American systems” chose black athletes other him
“I have a family life! I have a meaningful existence now!”
opined that people tend to waste their money on junk... as he sets in a room surrounded by junk
humblebragged he did lots of extracurriculars but he was forced to and he hated it
allegedly was told by his wife to tone down the sexual humour and so he massive overcompensated
refuses to react to positive videos about him from "drama channels"
ragequit Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 due to shit skills and not enough tips
called his fans idiots with no common sense because they want him to lower the tips goals
“I don’t eat there! (McDonald’s) I don’t eat there at all! I eat there maybe one a year.”
refuses to believe he made $2m in 11 years because he spends his money as soon as he gets it
immediately talks about taxes and fees on his income to downplay how much he makes
admitted he's "pissed away" his money but does not lament digging himself into his financial hole
blames trolls and detractors for being unable to deal with budgeting and reigning in his spending
refuses to apologise to defaming ProJared even after Jared was proven innocent of the accusations
believes he only ever tweeted at ProJared twice
believes detractor content is literally made for stupid people
beclowned himself impersonating what he thinks his detractors talk like
complained of detractors using out of context clips while acting like a clown, providing the clips
insulted his audience by saying they have no patience, hence why they leave
got seriously upset by the upgrade machine in Atomic Heart as it talks sexually so he muted audio
admitted he muted Atomic Heart because sexual talk got to him, banned people who pointed that out
threatened to uninstall Atomic Heart because the sexy robots say sexual things
paused the stream to rant about Atomic Heart, got baffled why his viewer count plummeted
called the sexual humour in Atomic Heart juvenile; own sense of humour has scat and racism
called Atomic Heart a modern version of Half Life when they are not really anything alike
had no qualms with the naked bath fight scenes in Like a Dragon: Ishin (Gaysydephil)
played a cringe animation made by troll DasBoSchitt
reckons videos of him done in a “documentarian style” are "taken as fact”
got Kat's meds delivered via unreliable same-day extra-cost delivery service rather than mail order
"No one uploads 4 hours of raw footage of react content, they break it down."; uploads 1 hour vids
had a flare up of gout (a goutbreak) proving he isn't sticking to his diet
is confused why he has gout when he recently drank gin and ate pizza and burgers on stream
disregards criticism if it also applies to other content creators or streamers
believes that most streamers do 30-45 minute pre-streams like he does
continues to do 30-45 long pre-streams just because other streamers (allegedly) do it too
admitted he's copying other content creators despite being proud to not be like them
refuses to own the lolcow status to rob it of power because the lolcow label is one of 'hate'
believes that if you like laughing at lolcows you are a lolcow yourself
tried to get the 'DSP is asexual' meme going so it could burn out and die quickly
left leaked ant bait on the kitchen floor for months because he's too lazy to clean it
bans people for pointing out the correct amount of dislikes on his videos
accidentally revealed he's subscribed to his own channels (organic growth btw)
does not believe that 84% of his memberships on DSPReacts are gifted (organic growth btw)
suggested that 'ragequitting' doesn't count if he quits a game due to frustration (aka rage)
read an e-book on how to be successful despite boasting of his methodology and business degree
assumes that if you insult someone's looks you must be physically ugly
defended ProJared despite cheering on people cancelling him
stated that if you are married you shouldn't watch anime
compared watching anime to being in a polyamorous relationship
believes people actually take waifus seriously as if they are in a real relationship with them
“Marriage is a legal document that says this is the rest of your life.”; rushed to marry Kat
believes he only called his viewers idiots one time
ranted for ten minutes about idiots in his chat even though he said he quietly deals with them
ranted that he does not rant all the time
admitted that no one cares about him other than long-time fans
believes that if you say anything negative about him it speaks more about you than him
admitted he will toss anyone he doesn't like out of his chat (possible YT ToS violation)
laughed hysterically at an early video of ProJared 'cumming' on camera, Phil can relate
reckoned if he had made comedy skits his channel would have exploded in popularity
thinks he and his wife have a faithful relationship but she cheated on him with the Subaru man
bemoaned he was the whipping before of the internet before meeting Kat (still is)
claimed he never cared about views when he bitches about views almost every stream
believes that if a content creator admits to sharing nudes with fans you must stop watching them
thinks it is heinous ProJared had nudes of fans; Phil had nudes of Leanna, a fan at the time
turned anything sympathetic about ProJared (bullying, stress) into a comparison to himself
said he had a legit reason to fire back at ProJared; did it years later after Jared's expose
said he only went after ProJared's tweet, but he mocked him relentlessly in the pre-streams
claimed he never accused ProJared of anything but he literally did (infidelity, pedophilia, etc)
thinks that if he didn't make a video dedicated to a topic then he didn't talk about it
whined that Morrowind crashed even though he saves the game every minute
claimed he wanted to do a charity stream in 2015 but couldn't due to swattings and DDoS attacks
refused to name any of the content creators he was to do the 2015 charity stream with
admitted he adopted his Christian policy on charity out of fear he would expose his sins publicly
claimed the ice bucket challenge did nothing for no one, then sheepishly admitted it raised money
“If I do any kind of charity I’m going to do it for myself” which hardly makes it charity
"Guys, if we don't hit the tips goal it's fine, I'm not going to harp on it" and then harps on it
was puzzled why Joon The King's video was not demonitized yet his reaction to JTK's video was
whined when part 1 of his ProJared reaction got monitized after everyone already watched it
lied that he's taken paywalls away when he literally put more up for his reaction channel
told fans to stop buying Nintendo games so Nintendo would improve; used to shit on boycotts
labels anyone 'concerned' about him or his business as a troll to dismiss them
expects businesses to research his past and why he was called the King of Hate in the first place
“Everything people accuse me of is bullshit” except he's confessed to a few things
gave the reason why he e-begs so much: “If I didn’t bring it up nobody would do it!”
planned to phase out memberships but still have membership goals... that won't be anything
thinks he is superior to Boogie and Wings because they are being paid to be in a boxing match
believes if he were in charge of YouTube he'd fix efficiency overnight by 97%
wants the ability to transfer YT members-exclusive emotes from one channel to another
admitted one reason he won't return to Twitch as it would be admitting defeat
was asked if he'd consider hiring the guy who edits his YT Shorts, turned it into a rant
assumed the fan asking if he'd hire his YT Shorts editor to be prying into his business
shat on the fan who politely requested he consider making highlights videos
"I take feedback, criticism, and advice!"; roasts anyone who offers feedback, criticism, and advice
“Tell me what you want me to do and I’ll do it!” yet won't match any positive changes
says that his YT members have 'power' yet mocks $1 tippers and says that have no power
states it'll be the last time he'll means tips and contributions that stream, lies and e-begs
lied about PayPal's cut to fool and shame his fans into tipping more than $1 at a time
could not process the concept of giving exclusive merch to his YT members
mistakenly believe he never owned a portrait of Doc Louis from Punch-Out
found the portrait of Doc Louis and presented it on stream as something new and exciting
paused his game to waste four minutes looking up his YouTube analytics page
decided not to ban a fan talking about Derich because he promised to member-bomb soon
equated American people from the 1800s to the modern Amish people
could not answer if he's eveyr been in a fist fight, deflected with a joke
called The Last of Us Tv show a "father son" story
spent his day off replying (with uncited sources on his info) to Elon Musk on Twitter for attention
believes that dropping fertility rates is only a problem outside the USA
fails to read graph data and thus draws incorrect interpretations from it
lied that there's no dip in support when he's had constant slow streams
tends to make a tweet hyping a game he'll play on stream only to change his mind and play another
was invited to Suttering Craig's podcast, bent over backwards excusing himself out of it
had no idea what turmeric was, pretended he accurately guessed it was turmeric after reading chat
did no research on Greek cuisine, mispronounces every Greek word he uses
hyped up his daily tips goal even though he immediately admitted nothing interesting will happen
acknowledges Twitch wants to remove toxic people, can't piece together that means him
believes Twitch must legally justify anyone they remove from their private platform
views being removed from Twitch's partner program to be as bad as being banned
sees the word 'autistic' as a slur, refuses to say the word
mocked the idea of quitting something because it bores you but he recently quit Atomic Heart
banned a fan who pointed out trolls were in the chat
banned a fan who kept "distracting the chat" by talking about things that weren't Phil
blamed Stuttering Craig for making the podcast episode about Phil
assumed Stuttering Craig was inviting him onto his podcast to be his 'whipping boy'
allowed Stuttering Craig to ask him any question even though he bemoaned getting 'troll questions'
seriously believes his detractors turn everything he says into an attack on him and his family
defends Derich, saying he doesn't do a thing wrong; Derich sexually harasses pornstars daily
"The trolls hate Derich, because he talks to Phil a lot on his stream, and he's a nice guy!"
exclaimed Derich is not a whale, but he is a paypig who donates with his mother's stolen card
got very toxic when he learned Stuttering Craig discovered Derich and his harassment of pornstars
turned the Sidescrollers podcast announcement into a pity stream full of salt and victimization
stated he wouldn't limit the questions on the podcast... so long as they aren't 'drama' questions
lied that The Quartering interview had no pre-arranged questions
thinks his content isn't toxic and it's his detractors that twist it to make it seem toxic
pointed out the identity theft to cover for the fact it exposed his bank account and spending
won't talk about things that could 'expose' him like his bank leaks but will talk about his car bill
claimed he lost “thousands of dollars” in his identity theft but van't name a thing that caused it
said the best way to judge him is to watch him (his boring e-begging salty content)
truly believes he's lost all his friends, opportunities, and credibility due to his trolls
truly believes Twitch got kicked out of the partner program because trolls harassed Twitch
says he tries to ignore the trolls but he just ranted 20 minutes about trolls 'ruining' his life
admits he cannot prove he is 100% innocent because he HAS done mistakes (and still does)
instead of wanting 100 memberships a month he now wants 8-10 a day instead
hated having to talk about his monthly membership goal, now talks about his daily membership goal
prepared for a debunking stream despite saying he's going to the podcast to hang out and have fun
“I’m 40 years old and I have to play games...”
“I am one of the most harassed people online!”
has an obsession to stream at maximum quality, leading to the bitrate choking his framerate
“They expect you to learn a boss pattern!”
pronounced Shitieshou as "shit-show"
“When I say things are terrible I mean it’s not really that bad, it’s certainly playable.”
"I'm not a YouTube shill!" and then shills YouTube Premium to make money on his demonitized vids
“Roman Catholic charity means sacrifice”
gets his information on Mr. Beast from an animated parody video
clicked through Angry Joe's skits and feels he knows what Joe's content is generally like
called his detractors idiots for taking note of him e-begging even if its “best behavior style”
admits he doesn't record him e-begging to deprive detractors of video content (doesn't work)
thinks calling his statements "facts" and "transparency" makes them true
thinks giving his viewers a heads-up to tip him doesn't count as begging
believes that people who are financial struggling use DoorDash once a week like he does
stated that because he spends $150 a week on DoorDash, not $200, it's totally different
believes that tutorials shouldn't have skill checks, they should pass you regardless of skill
admitted that because he's middle aged he doesn't care for reading and would rather his chat help
acts like an entitled gamer when games don't teach him everything and makes him experiment
ragequit Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty for a stream because his controller battery was low
considers it bad game design when a game has him steamrolling bosses and then get bodied
celebrated uploading 63k videos to his main YT channel when almost all are non-editted dumps
does not realise that one of his hats is a woman's sunhat
mocked LTG despite their similarities: feces-focus humour, prone to rages, and racism
laughed at a LTG clip despite hating the exact same kind of clips made about him
wants permission to react to videos of people despite reacting to an LTG clip without consent
rescinded his ban on “long form” react content because now he's getting paid to react to them
“I have big knowledge of Wings and Boogie” despite knowing shit all a month ago
believes he was “1 million percent” and “majorly involved” as a part of That Guy With the Glasses
“2 big bills out of nowhere” even though they are his monthly bills
gets mad when viewership is higher than normal but tips don't increase
says he'll stop e-begging for his fans, then soon e-begged whining about losing Twitch partnership
gets bewildered when chill streams earn less tips than usual streams
believes that if a chill stream surges in views it must be detractors watching to get content
thinks he can get away with begging because it is 'transparent', won't prove what he's spending
thinks he can get away with begging if it calls it "suggesting" when it is 100% begging
"I'm not going to beg like a pathetic person."
“I don’t know of a way to say I need help without pissing people off.”
got filtered by Wo Long, hating the same tropes the game uses as Soulslike games he enjoys
doesn't think he/others should run a death counter during Wo Long since he thinks the deaths are BS
openly welcomes criticism from fans... yet he can decide you're not a fan to avoid criticism
doesn't like when people tally his tips as they can prove his claims to be lies
doesn't mention chargebacks when he gets them (so much for transparency)
knows how much money he needs to pay his bills, refuses to say how much (so much for transparency)
thinks that because trolls' tips tally isn't 100% accurate it is 100% wrong and a waste of time
assumes that if you tell him to slow down on the spending you must be richer than him
“When you run your own business you never get money back on your taxes.”
says Higashihara correctly and then corrects himself to say "Niggashihara"
said "Niggashihara" two more times, with his giggle indicating he was saying it on purpose
found it odd that an anime girl is in Like a Dragon: Ishin but not Kenny Omega and other cameos
equated people suggesting Stuttering Craig questions for Phil to begging him to interrogate Phil
lied that he's doxed people before; PwDubz and other people whose names he's seen via PayPal
bemoaned he had to get up early (9am!) to appear on the Side Scrollers podcast
joked that he may have to take a coffee break or masturbate during the Side Scrollers podcast
turned the notion of going to see a movie with his wife into a stress-inducing nightmare
lied that he's always been 100% in charge of his content, but he does let fans vote for games
lied that he'll never be unfair towards a game for clickbait since he's not getting paid for it
likes that hard games bring in more viewers, dislikes that they're only there to see him rage
said Romeo and Juliet is “ok” but “has a weird ending”
believes that blind people have "massively enhanced other senses" like Daredevil
insinuated he's getting too old to play games and would rather sit around doing Q+As and reactions
apologised for e-begging so much and then went right back to e-begging the very next day
thinks being unable to speak his mind clearly is an age issue that he is suffering from
embarrassingly made "no tips?" comments to guilt trip his viewers into tipping
blames viewers' changing tastes for low views when the truth is his audience is leaving him
called his viewers idiots if they want to see him suffer playing a difficult video game
didn't think Hogwarts Legacy was a success but it sold 12m+ copies at the time he said it
“Who cares about playing the ultra hard stuff anymore! Not me!” yet wanted to replay Elden Ring
said his e-begging is fundraising, though fundraisers are legally bound to show where the money goes
believes detractors pointing out his e-begging is a new thing but it's been a 5+ years ago
"It's actually impossible to always please myself."
wasted a few minutes correcting a troll's obviously exaggerated take on Phil
somehow convinced Stuttering Craig that most info on DSP is slanderous lies
ranted that Twitch ran ads for a game that allegedly had spoilers
explained in great detail how mobile games are addictive with little return... hmmm...
believes that marketing is run by suits that are out-of-touch and delusional
believes that popular content creators are paid advertisers and are boring
"If TIHYDP never happened I'd be a 1 million subscriber YouTuber!"
lied that people can tip to get unbanned, it's happened before and likely will keep happening
thinks highly of himself for putting together assorted items in his fridge to make dinner
“We ordered Mexican food”, and then “I had to penny pinch this week”
sometimes suddenly gets better at a game after a ten minute bathroom break... hmmm...
reviewed Joker (four years after its release) and gave a shallow normie take
knows the names of many of his detractors despite stating he doesn't see their content
described how lazy content creators review games, describing himself in the process
spoke of not letting your hopes get too high; has high hopes for the growth of his react channel
banned a fan because he assumed the fan's name meant he was secretly trolling
creepily stares at his wife without realising he's creepily staring at her
turned a fan's typo into a clownish skit where he wears all his hats at once
"I utterly despise this game but I will play it if the money is decent."
accidentally confirmed the Sidescrollers interview was a publicity stunt and not "for his fans"
cannot remember the last time he worked out (can do 25 pushups off-camera btw)
vowed to play the RE4 Remake on hard despite ranting at others for playing on Hard
stated that people who sit around for an hour talking about games are only in it for the money
“It should come hand-in-hand that if you’re enjoying the stream you support the creator.”
“Everything rolls off my back like a duck in water.”
refuses to eat anything that leaves grease on a paper towel, everything else is aye-okay
lied that he never watches Angry Joe videos
compared Elon's rocket to a penis
took the 'Sh*t Civic Owners Say' video completely seriously
refused to react to the Sterling video because he wants to mock trans people but can't
can't eat long pasta like spaghetti without making a mess, hence why he prefers short pasta
lied that he doesn't like penne pasta but he has previously spoken highly of it
defined what a cult is which funnily enough sounds like what he's doing (DSP cult leader)
lied that he didn't take donations back when he was accused of being a cult leader
lamented that he keeps buying themed hats for playthroughs that barely get worn via tips goal met
stated he will throw out all unsolicited gifts sent to him... unless they are alcohol
won't restart Cooking with the King despite getting a Street Fighter themed cookbook
wondered what clothes LTG is wearing (possibly to buy his merch)
pondered way too hard about why the LTG fanbase is called the Covenant
refuses to believe he looks - or will look - anything like Steven Seagal
claims he's never doxed anyone before; doxed people with their IP addresses on his old website
refuses to do interviews with his fans because he has to 'protect muh family!'
claimed people clicked the ads on his early vlogs out of sympathy but he begged people to click 'em
believes he would have been a big name at Channel Awesome if he were signed aboard
believes there wouldn't be TIHYDP videos made if he was with Channel Awesome
seriously thinks a movie about his life would do well but would cut out the drama (the best parts)
claimed he made for money than the CEO at his former employment yet still went bankrupt
had aspirations to hire a video editor who he previously worked with at the helicopter company
had aspirations to do a gaming news show with a desk and green screen
had aspirations to create an office in his Connecticut condo for his workstation and such
believe TIHYDP turned him into a joke, but it's own terrible content on display
blamed TIHYDP for ruining his income but he already blamed Blip.tv and adpocalypse
believes people loved him until TIHYDPs told them not to, doesn't respect his fans' intelligence
insinuated that his detractors didn't make him an e-begger because he always was (it's business)
stated that detractors broke the law to make TIHYDP even though he said they are legally fair use
talks to fans who ask about TIHYDP as if they are detractors fishing for content
blamed the detractors into forcing him to e-beg to make ends meet when he could get a job
lied that he never talks about his haters unless someone brings them up
lied that he never plays the victim when every stream has at least one 'woe is me' pity tips beg
said he isn't playing the victim after ranting for 15+ minutes about how detractors ruined his life
bans trolls who foolishly send him troll-donations, depriving himself of easy money
ranted about daylight saving being governmental incompetence due to losing an hour of sleep
blamed YouTube for shifting YT video comments around for being unable to finish members' posts
thinks him having a sleepover with some fans and all them blowing bubbles is a twisted fantasy
made disgusting scat, dick, and pedo jokes during the traditional dance scene in Wo Long
implied his fans are idiots because they could not remember the date of the Sidescrollers podcast
said he'd only address his haters in the Sidescrollers podcast, making content for the detractors
admitted he would give the tired old "it isn't true" answer to every interview question about him
thought he one-upped the trolls by making the Sidescrollers interview as pointless as possible
began craving Wendy's burgers, which is not helpful to his weight or gout
admitted to rushing through Hogwarts Legacy because he was taking so long viewership dropped off
was shocked that running past most NPCs in Hogwarts Legacy resulted in missing meaningful dialogue
mispelt the word 'watching' ("THANKS FOR WACHING") for his DSP Reacts outro
included the text @DSPReacts to his reaction stream bumper despite it being a troll account
“I don’t look at how the videos are doing over on the React channel” and then mentioned the views
equated wanting to see Boogie and Wings box each other to bullying them
refused to react to a movie until someone paid for it for him
downplayed the Sidescrollers podcast and was bewildered when fans thought he meant don't attend
thinks the Sidescrollers podcast is tainted because of a top-voted troll comment on their video
assumed that the Sidescrollers cast weren't excited for his appearance because he wasn't
called his fans scumbags for pressuring him to appear on the Sidescrollers podcast
had zero foresight that his trolls would mess with his podcast appearance
“I make content for a curated audience.”
lies that he doesn't apy attention to detractors, brings up troll memes and gayops all the time
called himself a "peripheral victim" to avoid calling himself a victim
called The Last of Us Part II a "a feel good do-gooder game”
calls condensation “perspiration”
“I have a right to dip out [in the interview] whenever I want. It’s my life! It’s my time!"
sometimes deliberately does not count tips until near the end of the stream to deny fans the vest
“No one is talking to me for some odd reason...”
ranted about Naughty Dog charging for their new multiplayer game... but it's free to play
proclaims he enjoyed Sekiro even though he hated it the entire time for its difficulty
says his 'authentic' Italian sauce requires multiple exotic ingredients but most of it is sugar
dodges the question if he still plays mobile games especially WWE Champions
stated that he used the KoH monikor to gather the hate he gets when making racist jokes; still does
said that his content two years ago vs today is night and day (still boring as fuck)
tried to excuse his joke of selling a black girl into slavery as edgy humour taken out of context
tried to excuse his edgy humour as it being something his viewers expect of him
lied that he never intended to use the race of the black girl in his human trafficking joke
claims he apologised for the aforementioned joke but he actually told his audience to shut up
blasts trolls for sharing years old clips of him, invites them to share more recent clips
believes you will never find 47 examples in one year range of his vids of him being a scumbag
said that he used to be bitter that people 'steal' his content to make videos (still is)
said that he used to think that because he's a successful YTer he's not bad at games (still does)
finds it disgusting when streamers run ads over everything; ran ads in his most infamous videos
lied that he does not keep an eye on the tips tracker all stream
doesn't like content creators who only do things for money
lied that he doesn't know what his business expenses are (he'd have to explain the $5k a month)
wants a full year of uninterrupted money saving but he's had 15 years to save money
"Currently do I have a business plan? No." (business degree btw)
stated that no company would pay him what he earns streaming (hinting at the 5k a month)
lied on the Sidescrollers podcast that prior to 2013 he's never asked for tips and donations
confirmed he still plays WWE Champions but then acts like he knows nothing when called out
refused to privately show Stuttering Craig proof of his real bank account
declared the leaked bank statement is false because doesn't spend that much on his cat (he does)
blamed medical issues on why he spluttered and couldn't answer questions on the podcast
refuses to believe he's guilty of the same things he accuses Keemstar of doing
said he would be respectful to Keem and then immediately shat on him on his own podcast
“How the hell would I see a therapist! I’m here 6 days a week!”
unblocked ReviewTechUSA on Twitter and ranted about him
refused to believe that Keemstar approached him with the podcast offer the right way
admitted he got the phone call from Keem despite previous saying he never got a phone call
thinks he is very different from Keemstar even though they b oth got their start in drama
admitted he has spent $100-1000 on WWE Champions, won't state the true amount (way more)
admitted he got addicted to WWE Supercard, thinks that's the problem despite spending more in WWEC
doesn't know why people think he spends lots on WWE Champions but there is the Discord leaks
stated that the bank account leaks are not his account despite raging about it at the time
admitted he never went to the police after his 'identity was stolen', assumed they'd no nothing
could not answer how the bank leak can be fake if it aligns with his spending at the time
believe someone would go to meticulous lengths to fake a bank statement, spening thousands
lied that you don't tie your mobile phone number to a WWE Champions account
admitted he threatened to dox a troll but assured he seriously wouldn't have done it
refused to believe that his detractors revealed he was innocent all along in the escort saga
lied that he rolled with the fapping on stream incident, he actually denied it at first
lied that he thought Keemstar covered the fappening fairly, he actually ranted at the time
shared some of his expenses on the podcast but avoided the $5k a month business expenses
admitted he spent at least $15 on Street Fighter: Duel, a mobile game
admitted he learned much about Keemstar from Keem's detractors despite not liking detractors
believed a documentary he watched about Keemstar, but all documentaries about DSP are lies
chided Keem for the Wings vs Boogie boxing but agrees that as adults they can make own decisions
stated he doesn't document important things he ought to, complains that detractors document it
knew in advance that Keem would contact him, chose not to answer Keem's call
insinuated that gaming (and e-begging) was more important than taking Keem's call
lied that the only videos he's ever tried to take down were raw uploads; TIHYDPs like Minecraft...
lied on the Sidescrollers podcast that he first made content with PandaLee when she was an adult
brought up a weird lie that DSP is an abusing womanizer when no troll/detractor ever said that
pretty much encouraged his detractors to find the restraining order Kat put on her abusive ex
says he won't ban people from chat if they talk shit in other chats but he has done that before
unashamedly e-begged the day after he acknowledged on the Sidescrollers podcast he begs too much
acknowledged that blocking Rich and other big names from his chat was dumb as it created beef
admitted he wouldn't take the $50k offer from Keemstar as it means be would be beholden to Keem
stated he would do a podcast with Boogie and Wings but not with Keemstar involved
"I don't want to be Mr. Lolcow for the rest of my life."
claimed Keemstar invaded his podcast interview but he was invited by the hosts
claimed the Sidescrollers podcast interview was not an interrogation... until he decided it was
claims he has post-nasal drip but he did not snort at all during the 5 hour podcast interview
says putting out 'meaningful' but low-pay content is better than a "quick pay day"
assumed that Keem's lolcow podcast HAS to be full of drama despite Keem insisting the opposite
defended the Sidescrollers crew until he learned they were criticizing him post-interview
talked shit about the Sidescrollers crew after the questioned if Phil was being honest at all
assumes the Sidescrollers crew now suddenly believe all detractor claims of DSP at face value
considers lying about not playing WWE Champions a white lie but he still spends fans' money on it
“My streams are my social life”, which curiously leaves out his wife and his cat
ranted that the Sidescrollers podcast got lots of superchats from his detractors
offered to send Craig screenshots of his phone to disprove mobile games lies, changed his mind
assumed that the Sidescrollers podcast wouldn't have invited Keemstar on if DSP wasn't a guest
assumed that the Sidescrollers podcast only had DSP on to make money
thinks it's not that people besmirch him when he's not present; does the same to everyone else
lied that he's never done an ACKACKACK seal laugh in his life
finds it odd that Suttering Craig wants to hear both sides of the story aka talking to detractors
finds it off that Keem was even on the podcast even though he made several huge points
assumed that Stuttering Craig went into the interview as a non-neutral just from a positive email
thinks that Craig listened to detractors about the mobile games but Phil himself told him
insulted the Sidescrollers podcast, calling them small, saying they were lucky to get him
got upset that Sidescrollers podcast made money off demeaning him; does the same to his fans
declared the Sidescrollers destroyed their own show despite praising their soaring views and tips
wanted a 'decompression' stream post-interview, got mad when the Sidescrollers did it
thinks elevating his status to 'level 2' means shitting on others
thinks Keem added nothing to the podcast but he explained in detail the failed lolcow podcast
assumed that Keemstar doesn't know who Stuttering Craig or his podcast is
stated that the Sidescrollers cast made up lies from half-truths to shit on Phil
skipped over big chunks of the Sidescrollers post-interview discussion stream when reacting
assumed that Stuttering Craig didn't want to see his phone screenshots, hence he didn't send them
couldn't accept praise from the Sidescrollers crew without turning it into an insult at them
assumes that no one who is guilty will stick around for a long interview
hates that the Sidescrollers talked shit about phil post-interview even though he did it to Keem
"If you have something to say, say it to my face!"
called Keemstar a "misery broker" for profiting off other's misery; does the same to Wings
says the Sidescrollers crew watched nothing, but then said they only watched detractor content
assumes the Sidescrollers are 100% wrong about him but they're repeating what he said to them
'proved' his paper has writing on it by holding it up to the camera, making it blurry and whited
got very upset that Stuttering Craig was happy they did a podcast episode with DSP
hates that Craig called Phil "Level 1" despite Phil naming his podcast "The Level 1 Podcast"
blames trolls and detractors for his poor mental health
doesn't believe the Sidescrollers want what's best for him, has to spin it to make him the victim
thinks sitting on his ass gaming and dumping unedited videos makes him a hard worker
believes everyone who insults him gets exposed but can only name ProJared (who is innocent)
stopped watching the Sidescrollers podcast aftershow stream because their truth cut him deep
believes that the podcast interview was just a trap to use him for views/tips/clout
claims his appearance on the Sidescrollers podcast was just to test them (CopiumSydePhil)
believes that the Sidescrollers cast got themselves into legal trouble when they bashed DSP
assumes he will never get a fair neutral interview because he assumes everyone wants to use him
wants to do podcast interviews on his platform (so he can get superchats)
ranted that Nintendo's website doesn't keep his purchase history for his taxes (business degree btw)
talked about feces and "measuring his poo" for fifteen minutes
reblocked ReviewTechUSA after 72 hours, only a few days after talk of burying the hatchet with Rich
admitted that he's nobody and no one should care about his opinion
lied that Keemstar is the only person he's ever criticized in his 15 year 'legacy'
knows that Keem talks about DSP on Twitter and on his streams despite not watching his detractors
couldn't help insulting Keem with his plans of making a Netflix documentary on DSP
fell for the reverse-reverse psychology Keem used in his chat
found a feces themed restaurant hilarious and wants to eat there
sometimes pretends that his tips counter froze so he could claim tips are low when they aren't
so paranoid of his trolls he can't see his parents without fearing of troll interference
thinks he is okay at Wo Long; has died 100+ times and has ragequit multiple times
subtly admitted that his trolls were right to warn him of the gaming chair scam he fell for
implied that although he hated the gaming chairs he would have still taken the sponsorship
believes that all detractor channels make money because he thinks they won't do it for free
complained about the Sidescrollers interview for many days even after most people moved on
"You can't really faze me anyone."; gets fazed on every stream
shat on his fans who suggested he rise above the drama rather than ignore it
stopped making negative reviews because he didn't like that his audience craves more of the same
wants to portray himself as a positive person but he barely smiles and is always toxic
threatened to air the Sidescroller crew's dirty laundry as a childish retaliatory attack
researched Stuttering Craig and Adam Crigler to get dirt on them
tried to shift attention to Craig and Adam's mistakes to deflect from his own mistakes
“I’m not in to drama crap!”, then reacted to 'The Continued Downfall of Wings of Redemption'
feels the original Resident Evil 4 isn't outdated
“Entertainment is suppose to be fantasy!”
says his cat “isn’t traumatized by having his front claws removed” because “it’s been a long time”
“You can’t trust anyone on the internet, even if you talk to them every day!”; married a fan of his
“Currently do I have a business plan? ...no.”
refused to do any walking outdoors due to the weather getting a bit cooler
hint hinted he wants a portable treadmill
hint hinted more people become YT members so he can see the 'first time member' balloons
made a disgusting comment about how teabagging is based on size of forehead and testicles applied
made a disgusting comment about public toilet seats being wet with piss and you slip and shit
says he would like to poop in the beds of trolls (more scat talk)
went total clown mode, complete with clown mating calls, when encountering glitched ragdoll physics
believes the documented evidence about Keem but says don't believe the document evidence about him
assumes that people, especially the Sidescrollers cast, automatically believe Keem 100%
assumes that if he were big, powerful, and rich, everyone would believe his words
exclaims he refuses to engage with drama as he rants about Keemstar for the 6th time that week
pointed out one of his mods faked being a girl, which reconfirms the Discord leaks to be true
blamed the Discord leaks on one rogue mod, but he had several mods who betrayed him out of disgust
smugly said the rogue mod wasted their time, but the leaks proved Phil was doxing and scamming fans
made up a strange story about how a rogue mod encourage Nightbot spam, but commands have timeouts
banned a fan who innocently encouraged people to tip more
believes Keem's lolcow podcast will inevitably fail without him
thinks “the banana song” is a song of his
“Metroid Prime has no story.”
bemoaned how his reaction channel is a lot of work, but the fans sending the clips do the most work
assumed that because Wings didn't answer his questions he doesn't care about Phil
bans anyone who brings up drama from outside the stream North Korea style
finds it odd that his fans would want to hear the banana song during the new Donkey Kong game
admitted that his obsession with YouTube eroded his friendships, his health, and his personal life
believes his friendship with John Rambo fell apart due to him being a workaholic
moral grandstanded about misplaced trust; violates trust all the time (WWE champions, Rambo texts)
tends to not understand wordplay and when he finally gets it he calls it unintelligent and lame
had his stream derailed by him trying to work out if a tip message was mocking Doody or not
forgot he unbanned RTU and re-banned him but RTU did nothing wrong (possible ToS violation)
joked that he would make a collage of all his detractors and take a shit on the collage on stream
lied that he didn't watch a reaction video ahead of time but the thumbnail shows the red bar
agreed with Craig and Adam that 'Feasting with the King' was pretentious, then said it wasn't
credited Craig and Adam for changing his mukbang segment name and then took away credit
thinks it isn't fair people only learn about lolcows from one source; gets his info the same way
bans anyone who requests he stop the hour-long pre-stream 'podcast' and play a game already
invited Wings to join his reaction of a Wings documentary, was confused when Wings ignored him
speaks on Wings' behalf about what he goes through, but Wings himself disputes this
boasted of his big delivered lunch and Kat had; claims he doesn't spend $100+ on DoorDash weekly
“I’ve made a commitment to my viewers to not talk about the drama anymore.”, fails that same stream
said a Middle Earth person was “speaking in Muslim” (he means Arabic)
turned a video about a Muslim talking about Islamophobia into a rant about also being judged
exclaims he gives peace to toxic people but in actuality he goes on toxic rants instead
pretty much admitted he withholds shoutouts to encourage more tips
advised Wings to keep the story straight and stop changing narratives or it'll hurt his credibility
cannot fathom why him turning down Keem's $50k podcast offer lead to Wings and Boogie boxing
ponders why Maximilian Dood gets lots of views despite not being "good at games"
keeps reading $1 troll tip messages despite saying he won't read them
did not count a $1 troll tip just so he'd be at $99/$100 and not wear a hat for the stream
took a $25 tip for a video react but stream was almost over, never added the video to next stream
admits he will steal your money and not react to your suggested video if he finds it objectionable
wanted Wings to be in his YT chat during the react stream rather than say a Discord voicechat
didn't plan with Wings on how to do the collab stream in advance
didn't remove sub-only mode on his YT chat, meaning Wings couldn't interact with Phil
refused to make Wings a mod or verify him in any way
thinks modding Wings would be bad as he clearly doesn't trust him despite defending him
assumed that Wings knows that Phil's chat is sub-only mode and would subscribe
laughs that Wings bans anyone for any reason; does the same
gave an example of a troll message that reveals he knows quite a lot of detractor memes
acknowledges Wings' method of using troll interactions to gain views and money, won't learn from it
says his fans who don't like him 'leaning' into detractor memes, but his audience does like it
turned a Wings' documentary react into a rant about him and his content
hates that lies get repeated enough to be believed, but he's believed such lies about others
takes Joon the King's videos at face value, won't do follow-up research because it's troll material
"If there's no evidence it didn't fucking happen!"
said that Wings "milks his lolcow status" (pot calling the kettle black)
claims that Twitter is dying every time Elon Musk makes a tweet about the site
claimed that SunnyV2 did no research on him... meaning contacting Phil to fact-check the video
reckons he can win a libel lawsuit with SunnyV2
says if you are on the internet all day it is not normal behaviour; is on the internet all day
believes that everyone on Kiwfarms sits on there all day shitting on him and other lolcows
called all Kiwifarms users lolcows, proving he does not know the definition of the word
so desperate to mock Kiwifarms users he uses the cringe term 'sadcow' because they are 'sad people'
thinks if you mock reprehensible people, like pedos and scammers, you are worse than them
has no idea how the YouTube copyright system works, thinks he can flag all detractor videos and win
encourages lolcows to take bribes from detractors to permit them to make their videos
acknowledged what he proposed (threatening for bribes) is blackmail, encourages it anyways
says he doesn't understand fake rage, does it anyways
thinks if you talk shit about people who aren't there to defend themselves you are vile and toxic
calls Sidescrollers and PKA podcast misery brokers, but he's doing the same thing about them
believes that all info from troll channels is suspect, even if it's blaatantly verifiably true
said that Wings talking about his health on stream is problematic; does the same with ear and gout
boasted that his audience doesn't know about his health woes, but we know of his eczema and stroke
has no idea why Wings shares so much personal info, but he does the same thing
went wild at Wings buying a Mustang but was all ho-hum at Wings allegedly killing a cat
was ready to defend Wings until he unpaused the video and learned Wings sent dick pics
gave advice on being trolled: don't give the trolls any attention; then reacted to troll comments
criticized Wings for poor pet care; declawed Jasper and let him get a urinary tract infection
can't fathom why being a control freak about his chat would make him 'level one'
assumes that everyone wants to be at 'level one' as that is the sensible option
is proud that his 15 year career resulting in 500 viewers per stream and constant begging
assumed that because he ate all of a restaurant meal that was cooked poorly he shouldn't have to pay
couldn't believe that customers that got up and left without eating didn't have to pay
was gobsmacked that the restaurant didn't respond to his complaint thought he's in the wrong
refuses to look for another type of job as he may injure his back again
gave away $10 in PSN credit and a 3 month Xbox trial and immediately begs for tips
can't shave more than once a week due to having sensitive skin
“All religions are the same things.”
assumes that if lolcows stop getting money from fans/trolls they'll stop doing lolcowish things
derailed his reaction to a Wings documentary when he noticed Keem made an appearance in the video
acknowledged that a lot of what is said about Keem may be lies and slander, still doesn't trust him
gave advice: do the opposite of what Keemstar says
refuses to believe that anyone has ever benefited from associating with Keemstar
ranted wildly about Boogie and Wings boxing, imagines two obese amateurs will legit kill each other
thinks audience feedback to reactions is dying, but it's his boring personality that kills interest
pretended to receive a tip from 1MinuteMan right after claiming he's not 1MinuteMan
played the Resident 4 Remake on Hardcore difficulty, raged salty tears when he got slaughtered
praised the original RE4's difficulty even though he played that on Normal difficulty
complained that resources are scarce in RE4 Remake, a survival horror game
stated that playing a game first on Hard will ruin your opinion of the game; sometimes does this
admitted he will dock points if a game is too hard (can play any game at professional level btw)
stated that Japanese hostess clubs have nudity and heavily implied sex work is done there
said his cat Jasper “doesn’t understand he has back claws”
used the news of Steam dropping Windows 8 as an excuse to shill for a new PC (not even a PC gamer)
turned down a fan's offer for their $1000 computer as it wasn't a top of the line model
says he stopping PC gaming when his computer got fried during a thunderstorm (shared PC)
said Elon Musk is the dumbest man he knows, but he doesn't know him
ranted about new Twitter policy, not because it affects others but because it may affect him
hates that Twitter requires verified accounts to vote in polls despite lamenting trolls/bots rigging
ranted about Twitter being a horrible mismanaged website but admitted he will still use it
wipes down the outer case of his PC to keep the fans clean
said that multivitamins don't work as you'll just piss them out anyways
was told multivitamins don't work like 15 years ago, kept buying them until he decided they suck
insisted he did not flag DoodyStreams but couldn't keep a straight face or maintain eye contact
hates WatchMojo mainly because they made a video mentioning his fappening incident
stated WatchMojo was 100% wrong about his fappening, refuses to react to it to correct the record
was wrong about WatchMojo being wrong as they never said he was on Twitch nor mentioned his viewers
“I don’t know if I deadlifted when I use to work out.” (former bodybuilder btw)
“No. I’m not grumpy today at all.” then went on a rant about a minute later
“Ask the king is coming back from hiatus” but it's always been a bimonthly show
“No one should be seeing my tip but my wife!”
pronounces Gaijin as “Guyzsheen"
lied that he turned comments back on because his fans wanted it (he wanted monetisation)
gets very happy and entertained at homosexual situations like in the Yakuza games
ranted that his detractors focus on his "one moment of weakness"; does the same to others
bans femboys from his chat (so much for tolerance dood)
lamented that news happens on his day off even though he talks about tips and trolls and not news
got a haircut that made him look like Adolf Hitler (Ackdolf Pigler)
said he deleted John Rambo's info so he couldn't contact him when drunk like a lover
said that if he ever did talk to Rambo again no one will ever know, but he would let it slip
whined that DoorDash sometimes delivers his food too early like a Karen
let the delivered food go cold rather than reheat it or keep it warm in an oven
went to a $15 car wash and complained when his car was hardly cleaned
his laziness at cleaning the kitchen floor resulted in Kat's bare foot being skewered
was somehow unable to buy slippers from a local store
claimed that a local seafood restaurant let him have dinner for free since it was his birthday
"I'm not going to become a toxic joke on the internet."
called his fans "ignorant idiots" for suggesting he take an extra day off
ended Ask the King because he decided every question that didn't kiss his ass was a troll question
takes the fighting game community bait as an excuse to bitch about it
claims he would like to do a meet-and-greet with fans but won't do it anymore because of trolls
wants the police to be involved because detractors profit off him but 99% of them don't
took Keem's troll threat of doxing Phil's fans seriously, thinks he doxed Derich but he didn't
cancelled three upcoming interviews because he assumes he would be 'mistreated'
assumes no one would want to interview DSP because he is so toxic they would get 'harassed'
“Everyone laughed at me for saying E3 wasn’t needed anymore”, truth was nobody cared
doesn't realise that people like him killed E3
“I don’t want the podcast to become a podcast.”
likes zucchini “because he is Italian” and it “has a larger water content”
“The game assumes you have resources!” as do most games
reckons the Resident Evil 4 Remake changed a lot and screwed everything up but it's mostly the same
said chicken wings are not "real chicken"
stated that if you ever get banned, even accidentally, don't ask for unban because he won't do it
called his fans shitheads for 'spamming' his chat while he's dealing with 1-2 troublesome trolls
got temporatily banned from livestreaming on YouTube while reacting to copyrighted content
got temp banned just as he was gloating about doghing a copyright claim (KarmaSydephil)
barely reacted to copyrighted content, meanwhile his restreamers are more transformative
says he appreciates people in chat helping him yet rants if they backseat co-op the stream
compared himself to 50 Cent in that both of them 'blew up' and lost friends due to their success
insinuated that his friends deserted him after he moved but they left because they knew he was bad
refused to wear the Ken wig because he saves it for special occasions, refused to elaborate
called a fan an idiot for suggesting he play with fans like Wings and LTG do
turned the Lily Gao harassment drama into a soapbox rant about his harassment
defending being unable to save money saying it is a typical adult life to spend all money ASAP
“Every dollar I make is accounted for somewhere else” but refused to elaborate
“I owe money to a lot of businesses.” (Scopely, Doordash, Total Wine, WWE Champions...)
"As I get older, I realize its not that big of a deal", said when he was 40 years old
stated he doesn't watch wrestling and explains in a way that suggests he still watches it
lies that he only gets his wrestling news from social media, he clearly still watches it
is such a shut-in he got all paranoid over a visit from the in-home alarm inspector
derailed his stream to talk shit about Stuttering Craig
said he doesn't care about Stuttering Craig and spent five minutes making his point
desperately wants to talk shit about Craig and Adam but abstains out of 'morals'
believes the Sidescrollers crew messed with him for personal gain and they deserve a comeuppance
hint hinted with poorly disguised reverse psychology that Craig and Adam should get harassed
knows that troll tippers bait him into talking about drama, does it anyways
gets confused that while talking about drama his chat talks about the drama
bans his fans who he assumes are trolling but are saying what they think is accurate but isn't
joked that he looks like Jeffery Dahmer
joked that the best advice he has for playing horror games is to wear adult diapers (scat fetish)
joked that women terrify him but in actuality he doesn't like them much
thinks that 24*1.5=100+ (Valedictorian btw)
refused to admit his math mistake by using semantics of 'increase' versus 'multiply'
blamed Capcom for wording it wrong but it shows on-screen what the calculation is
thinks that 10*1.5=25
thinks that multiplying a number by 150% (x1.5) gives more than that number plus itself (x2)
called his fans idiots for trying to correct his maths and poor reading comprehension
thought RE4 Remake meant x2.5, not x1.5, but 24*2.5 still does not equal 100+
criticized RE4 Remake for randomly giving him healing items but he already had them (BlindSydePhil)
“Please refrain from using the !tips command if you’re actually not going to tip!”
"Your YouTube account will be deleted for lying", unaware this logic will also affect him
said his inability to name his favourite of something is he needs time (he actually doesn't care)
got excited and hyped to make a tier list of fast food companies
admitted he kept getting pulls in Street Fighter Duel until he got M. Bison, who is OP
claimed he got M. Bison in Street Fighter Duel within 10-15 tries but he has a 0.16% drop rate
claimed that everyone has M. Bison in Street Fighter Duel but then said he got very lucky
banned someone who pointed out M. Bison in Street Fighter Duel costs $99.99 and hinted that's how
claimed Kat wanted to appear on a Halloween stream but Kiwifarms found a porn video of Kat's sister
assumes that most people who want to see Kat on stream are trolls who want to harass her
believes the only difference Metroid Prime Remastered has with the original is the graphics
thinks you need a strategy guide to beat Metroid Prime
believes that platforming in a FPS game is outdated
refused to condemn the fan who hit detractors like Snort Hogan with false copyright strikes
claimed he never files copyright strikes and then said he does do it to raw reuploads
says he doesn't give copyright strikes and yet is quite knowledgable of how it works
lied that he never receives notifications when strikes are given in his name
thinks that his word alone is evidence enough he is uninvolved in filing copyright strikes
threatened Snort Hogan, implied he will report him to get his channel taken down
was more concerned about him losing his channel than a detractor losing theirs from false strikes
gave his blessing to detractors to use his content just so long as it is transformative
believes that detractor channel names are a sign that things have gone too far and need to stop
believes that detractor channels are flagging each other to reduce competition
wants detractor channels to fight amongst each other, tries to fan the flames
wants detractors to defend him by stating what Snort Hogan is doing hurts the troll community
acts like he's running a business and yet can't sotp people acting on behalf of his business
believes that every detractor with 'Snort' in their name means they are “biting off each other”
asked a wheelchair bound fan if he walked around Universal Studios while there
admitted he knows when large tips are incoming because he gets heads-up emails that go to spam
sometimes derails streams to find emails notifying him of big tips incoming
claims he isn't getting a bald spot, merely just thinning hair
called out his own e-begging and then doubled down
immediately burnt bridges with Rich after the latter's light-hearted jabs on Twitter
acted like an idiot claiming he can use his pignosis to change how his detractors and YouTube think
believes that his detractors will suffer greatly if he can't make content
yelled at his fans for giving him hints in chat that he interpreted as cheating advice
has an issue with 'cheating advice' from chat, but has no issue with cheating advice off-stream
claims he worked full work days plus 15 hours at home while at the helicopter company (23 hr days?)
believes he is an expert at helicopters because he did desk work at a helicopter company for 5 years
“Can you guys stop picking on Derich! Just because he’s an easy target doesn’t mean you have to!”
tried to get YouTube to help with his copyright strikes by using their support line, not email
wasted his birthday spending hours on YouTube support line rather than emailing them
also spent his "exceptionally busy" day tweeting at Biden for not stopping another mass shooting
“I’ve never struck anyone!” then admits he's struck down literal reuploads and TIHYDPs
showed 'evidence' of his removal requests but didn't show the Archive tab
the 'evidence' of his removal requests did not show the takedowns he issued in 2018 (diff channel?)
says he doesn't know who "these people" are but his screenshot shows he's flagged those people
claimed he has definitive evidence he is innocent though he admits he's flagged channels & videos
believes bait he reads on Kiwifarms, such as he has a 'super secret YouTube account for flagging'
tells people what's on the Archive tab and doesn't show it on screen because it makes him look bad
used Kat's accident with scalding water burns to deflect from the copyright strikes drama
told everyone not to ask him for anything ever again because you will get nothing
instructs fans not to ask him for anything; asks his fans to considering contributing $$
encouraged people to get a lawyer and YouTube
tends to eat a lot of “late night snacks” that are just regular meals
mispronounced the word 'prosciutto' as "bra joo tuh" (Italian and proud btw)
“Voodoo came later in the Child’s Play series” but it's at the start of the first movie
consumed way too much alcohol and red meat on his birthday despite his gout
acted like a clown when he said the phrase "fit... for a king" (King of Hate)
pretended to be angered that The 0utsyder's channel got taken down
wanted to react to an 0utsyder's TIHYDP but he had years to do it
received a $164 tip from an anonymous tipper and pretended it wasn't from a whale like OIC
allowed fans to tip $100+ for him, a former alcoholic with gout, to drink gin on stream
acted like a connoisseur when drinking gin on cam even though he guzzles it like water IRL
took a shot of gin despite getting a $100 superchat and not a $100 tip
kept upping the the tips goal $50 at a time when it was met during his 2023 birthday stream
sneezed and got a nose bleed
self-inserted himself in a WWE 2K23 Royal Rumble match and got eliminated within 15 seconds
got $600 for his birthday stream and began ordering shit tonnes of stuff from Amazon
doesn’t like eating food that is messy “because he’s old”
got upset that an informative video on some food dish didn't include a random fact he knew
refuses to react to KingCobra videos as he doesn't want to be reminded he's a lolcow too
believes in appeal to popularity in that if only one person in chat complains they must be wrong
got $600+ in tips from fans on his 2023 birthday stream, next day refused to react to their vids
almost scammed his fans by threatening to uninstall Elden Ring for the paid NG+ run
claimed to surpass 99+ wins on an arcade version of Street Fighter II Turbo
claimed to get around 80-99+ wins as E. Honda in an arcade version of Street Fighter IV
again had his stream temporarily taken down for copyright, this time for reacting to Star Wars
accidentally spilt seltzer water on his laptop and was perplexed when it started acting up
was stunned that his Metroid Prime Remastered playthrough has the least views ever, blamed the game
blames viral memes and other content creators for why his video views drop off
proposed a sleeping stream and jokingly added in a hot tub and ASMR
claims not to have dirt on Adam Crigler despite boasting that he did have dirt on him
doesn't care that the whale Emil member bombed the Sidescrollers podcast
admits he doesn't listen to fans' advice because he's paranoid trolls will say he did it wrong
bragged about his verified checkmark on Twitter, now say it's worthless since he lost his
called Elon Musk an idiot for buying Twitter, then e-begs his teen audience to pay his bills
thinks Twitter is worthless until one of his tweet go 'viral'
said he doesn't care he lost his Twitter blue checkmark during his rant about losing it
sprayed his cat with the water bottle as the cat was chewing electric cables
thinks his chat moves too fast but there's hardly anyone and he says he's alone every other stream
admitted he reads guides and pretends to do it himself
calls his blind playthroughs 'honest' but it's likely he's read guides or watched videos
thinks he is blessed to have his chat handhold him and that the average gamer would be utterly lost
said the cake Kat baked made him and her get “intestinal pain” so they threw the cake in the trash
explained in creepy detail the way one should wipe their ass with toilet paper
got bad skin from washing dishes, wears surgical gloves while doing them
called his fans "toxic morons" for suggesting he change how he talks to people he doesn't like
had called Elden Ring repetitive, then played NG+ as it were new experience
couldn't get tip animations to work until he refreshed the page (expert at computers btw)
claimed that the fighting game community (FGC) is full of cheaters and drug addicts
stated that many FGC players were on performance-enhancing drugs during tournaments
found it odd that playing PlayStation games online requires PS+, which is mandatory since 2013
threatened to uninstall Elden Ring because his chat criticized his piss-poor gameplay
said he didn't want to spend money so he went out and purchased burritos from a Mexican place
experimented with the bitrate as if it would fix his boring content
complained that Chicken Katsu is white chicken meat, but it literally is chicken breast
“PS5 is only selling what it is because of how well the PS4 did!”
doesn't understand that game studios can't afford to keep delaying games for 6-12 months
stated that 4K @ 60fps is "industry standard" and every game has to run on that standard
went total clown mode, making Zoidberg noises, when reacting to Lil Wayne hosting a SF6 showcase
couldn't understand why a gaming company would hire a celebrity to showcase a new game
his idea of spamming his chat is posting the same message 3 times over 5 minutes
has gotten so lazy that he and Kat only go out once a month now
blamed Kat for them not going out on their anniversary, citing her taking half the day with makeup
stated he's making "special content" on a "low end spectrum" (autism spectrum?)
told a Russian fan with an odd surname to legally change it because he sees it as innuendo
assumed Hidetaka Miyazaki made it on the Time 100 list just because of his work on Elden Ring
stated Miyazaki "kind of revolutionized" the Soulslike genre (he basically created it)
complained that his public email address gets tons of spam and scam emails
“Seltzer flavored water.”
“I don’t crash from drinking coffee at all” yet falls asleep on stream
stated that swimming is easy: just stay horizontal, flail your arms, and keep your head up for air
“We have improved for the better! My content is meaningful!"
described a fried pickle as 'hydrating'
“My 41-year-old decrepit body.”
instructed his viewers to “go above and beyond” tipping him, then said he wasn't begging
banned a fan who felt disrespected by Phil burping into the microphone and not apologizing
thinks it's bullshit when you can't block and heal at the same time in any game
has a shower stool so he can sit down when he showers
said his reaction channel isn't about the money but the content is buy-in
wants his restreamers to not have their accounts terminated, a total 180 of his stance last year
“A handheld sandwich.”
admitted he spent the honeymoon money his mother sent on taxes and didn't mention the 10 year plan
plans to refinance his home to get more credit
claimed the "Hobos and Dogs" song stole the beat but the video description says where it came from
stated that the beat from The Passion HiFi says it's free on their Soundcloud page (it doesn't)
sang the "Hobos and Dogs" from memory and butchered the timing despite hearing it every day
admitted the fan-donated Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII Reunion is gathering dust in his closet
did very little thinking prior to the fast food tier stream, leading to lots of dead air
added every fast food chain he could think, so half the stream were places he never ate at
insinuated he would try fast food at place he's never tried (money problems and gout btw)
claimed in “The Suicide Squad” review that it gave Harley Quinn "white skin" but it is canonical
stated that content uploaded to Soundcloud has to follow US law, but it's headquarted in Germany
claims he didn't flag a detractor's YT channel because he showed his screen; one time, no archives
held his photo to the camera in such a way to hide any notifications he may get (from mobile games)
whinged that the Twitter buyout changed the feed algorithm meaning he can't block/report everything
complained that Twitter's feed algorithm is getting worse yet only allegedly uses it for business
wore a red trilby hat, thinking he looked like Rocky, but instead looked like a cringey Redditor
blamed Amazon that his new hat was berry red colour and not "dark wine red" colour
immediately suspected people will hack the SF6 beta to play early (an excuse why he'll get bodied)
states TIHYDPs make people think he's bad at games but he's admitted he rushed through them
purchased the FF Pixel Remastered games for the themes, but the PS5 doesn't use themes
wants games to be "meaningful" so he can make "meaningful" content
intentionally provokes 'trolls' (actual trolls or fans) so he can ban them instead of gaming
got up and walked off-camera in investigate what noises his gated community neighbours were making
claimed that in 'old times' people peed in bed pans (he means chamber pots)
called a superchatter a "mentally ill challenged idiot" for 'threatening' him
"I have no tolerance for threats in my chat. ZERO." yet tolerated OIC threatening to dox people
hint hinted that he would like a Steam Deck
stated he isn't asking for a Steam Deck, which is accurate since he's more like telling
claimed that images of the 1582 dancing plague of Strasburg aren't legit since they're not photos
somehow connected videos exposing zoosadism (animal abuse) to Mr. Beast
paused the animal abuse video with abuse on screen to comment on it
gets up to "stretch" at times and mutes the mic while being going for minutes a time... hmmm...
gets up to go on bathroom breaks and takes his phone with him... hmmm...
excused being away by saying he was petting Jasper but had muted the mic and didn't say beforehand
strokes his ego hard when YT members send him his own videos to react to
paused a video featuring a fat man ass to talk about how to properly wipe one's own ass
will not allow the name 'Mike Litorous' in his chat, but will allow variations of 'Scat'
openly calls his Q+A a time-waster even though he considers it "meaningful content"
believes Hot Topic used to only sell goth products and now has gone 'mainstream'
keeps raising the daily membership goal once it's hit to keep begging for more
is very paranoid and wanders off camera several times a stream to look out his window
banned someone from chat who had a profile pic of David Koresh, meanwhile lets Derich do whatever
believes that people who make fun of his “medical condition” should be removed from YouTube
says he doesn't identify as an cultural group... after years of proudly calling himself Italian
said the biggest portion of his DNA is Italian but he's quarter-Italian quarter-Polish
got a Street Fighter cookbook for a taste-test stream, then said he wasn't going to use it
banned people for suggesting recipes from the aforementioned Street Fighter cookbook
received 150 gifted memberships worth $400 and still asked for tips
complained of receiving takedown notices after being secretly gleeful he DMCA'd detractor channels
assumed the trolls DMCA'd him but he actually used copyrighted music for his prestream
claimed he is getting copyright strikes but never showed proof (which means he could've lied)
announced he'd return to Twitch if his channel is banned after years of saying he'd never return
“I won’t rule out the possibility of going back to Twitch.”
said he can't afford a lawyer to file against YT, then later said he was talking to his lawyer
hint hinted he needs money for a lawyer
“I’ve talked to a few lawyers” but never mentions what they said
called a fan a fool who pointed out he needs a stable job and to only do YouTube as a side hustle
put a bucket on his head to thank his fans for donating him $300 for a lawyer
"Nobody gives a fuck about Keemstar!" and ranted about him for the next five minutes
posted an anti-bait meme reply to Keem on Twitter, thereby taking the bait
“I have him blocked everywhere” but then quote-tweeted Keem
doesn’t drink energy drinks “because he doesn’t want to support those guys”
bans people who has Derich in their profile pic
hint hinted he wants blackout blinds but they cost $500-$600
said there was always a plan to buy blackout blinds but he never publicly mentioned it until now
stated he can't be frivolously spending money, two minutes later he talked about buying Indian food
continuously climbs the ranks in WWE Champions despite professing to only spend $1 here and ther
was shocked to learn most people don't finish games they get from PS+ or Gamepass
didn't like YouTube's response to his legal threats even though it's just legal procedure
"I would say, I have not been impressed whatsoever been impressed by my content."
was surprised to learn that cleaning out his air conditioner would not make his room stink
threatened to ban anyone who said he was overreacting to Jedi Survivor 'ruining' his night
was puzzled that turning off Performance Mode makes the framerate worse
threatened violence to the devs of Jedi Survivor for not playtesting the game enough
thinks Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order was an open-world game that ran perfectly at launch
mocked people boycotting Jedi Survivor until it's patched, soon did the same thing after playing it
believes “it’s time to stop with the cross-platform nonsense” and only have exclusive games
declared he intends to react to “drama content videos” despite swearing up and down he wouldn't
agrees with MoistCr1TiKaL on a lot of things but laments that Moist sees Phil as a lolcow
thinks Moist sees him as a lolcow due to detractors and drama and not from his own unbiased view
tends to pause videos he's reacting to so he can repeat what was just said like a parrot
“I’m not complaining!” as he says while complaining
blamed his fans for why DSP Reacts doesn't get much support/interest
drank soda and ate Indian food while supposedly sticking to a diet
called his audience great and then implied they weren't since he didn't get many tips
“I have to go! I have a lot of things to do tonight!” then stayed rambling another five minutes
feels he can’t react to lolcows because he doesn’t want to be seen as one
assumed his fans would 100% be interested in a special project he hyped up
admitted that he will snap at people and possibly ban them if he has a bad attitude that day
said he can't review recent movies because he can't record inside a movie theatre
claimed to be so poor he can't afford a movie ticket unless he earns that money back immediately
brought up Rich's kids in a rant about him'and how Rich is allegedly a bad father
stated he couldn't live with himself exploiting people; exploits his whales into tipping more
told Rich in Twitter DMs he's over the fapcident but is still very bothered by it
now bans any mention of the fapcident despite prior claims of "owning the meme"
“I need to start promoting my Street Fighter 6 event”, wants fans to make him all the artwork
got stuck in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion because no one in chat could help him
made a big deal about not being able to stream for a few days, with much sighing and woe-is-me cope
"Two days off. Lot of pain, lot of misery, lot of emotions."
made a snarky tweet at an IGN tweet of their Star Wars Survivor guide, suggesting he used a guide
bans people who make jokes about marriage and divorce, hinting this may be a struggle of his
stated that people who don't understand how he "cherishes" his marriage are probably lonely singles
insinuated he might have committed suicide without Kat being his wife during his pity party
thinks Rich's little raid was pointless, but mass-banning people from chat is against YT ToS
said that reaction content is just boring that don't add anything; does the same thing
stated he reaction content that is 'intelligent'; does the same shtick as other reactors
said he puts in effort to his reactions... with barely any editing and with long pauses
called his restreamers morons for being low-effort but they do more editing than he does
tends to do endgame stuff mid-game, such as superbosses, then bitches when he gets stomped on
acts like a teacher when telling people in chat to change their problematic names
thinks the name 'Kyle Baxter' is offensive, refused to elaborate why
thinks the name 'Mike Litorous' is offensive, but allowed 'Crap Cock' for years
asserted that Keem's lolcow podcast will fail without it but it saw success without him
retconned his narrative that he never had any intention of doing the lolcow podcast (he did)
lied that the lolcow podcast was never pitched to him, but it was and he hated it because of Keem
lied that he was never offered $50k and that Boogie and Wings must have also been lied to as well
admitted that Keemstar DID try to call him about offering $50k to be in the lolcow podcast
hates Keemstar so much he smugly said Keem doesn't have connections but is instead a lonely loser
said he will never talk about Keem again but after the stream he made a video whining about Keem
“I don’t want to put too much effort in to the reacting so that it takes away from the gaming.”
says the Microsoft spokesman should step down for admitting Xbox sales are less than PS5 sales
his advice to Phil Spencer: “Get in there and tell them to work there ass off!”
told Phil Spencer to stop crying on a podcast... as he cries about console wars
says he doesn’t have the desire to watch wresting anymore because he’s a married man
believes anyone can easily cut themselves off a gambling addiction
said that Prince Charles is “the leader of a country”
exclaimed that jokes shouldn't need to be explained; tends to explain every joke he makes/sees
encouraged his fans to delete social media because his detractors are so unhinged or something
refuses to stream simultaneously on YouTube and Twitch because he can't mod both chats at once
believes you cannot call him a lolcow because he doesn’t think he’s a lolcow by his own definition
equates him losing his Twitter verification checkmark as him being fired from Twitter
assumed the lolcow podcast will involve self-degradation but it is literally chill free-flow talk
considers ReviewTechUSA to be a lolcow but he really isn't (cucumber sucking notwithstanding)
tends to believe unfounded rumours about Keemstar out of malice and spite for the man
said he talked to Boogie directly but later on says to talked to him through a third party
“I don’t care! I want nothing to do with it!” then he contacted Boogie and Wings
says Keemstar is obsessed but Phil talks about Keem more than Keem talks about Phil
finds it odd that YouTube does not allow gore content
gladly ate the gormuet chocolates and cookies Keemstar sent him, still hates him
seriously considered filing a restraining order against Keemstar
made a Zelda games tier list despite not playing a majority of them
said A Link to the Past was first Zelda game to use battery backup (original NES game did it first)
assumed everyone at Evo 2004 was against him and wanted him to lose badly
pretty much admitted he won't play the SF6 beta because he will be bodied by better players
stated he can only handle “meaningful and tasteful” sexual content in games
made his Ken cosplay his Twitter profile pic, making him look like a typical transgender user
wastes much time trying to get his cat to meow to his audience
“I’m not planning to have Subway anytime soon on purpose.” (as opposed to accidentally)
“I’m not doing anymore side content” and then does side content
admits he looks at guides and yet attempts endgame side content and rages when he gets destroyed
casually mentioned his wife has “online returns” to drop off aka eBay instead of helping pay bills
pretended OIC hasn't been around when the tipping patterns never ceased
spent $837 on WWE Champions during May 2023, buying a new character with coins like a whale
let his dad sell off his bike to avoid bullying
complained when his dad won (not purchased) a high-end bike thinking he'll get mugged for it
said that tips "can be put towards a game”, doesn't specify he meant WWE Champions
wanted to quit Star Wars: Jedi Survivor because other content creators were ragequitting it
spent a while comparing wet feces compared to dry feces
called his own fans "no life losers" because they are there every day
is pleased that Google will find a way to bypass ad blockers so he can make more money
praised YouTube premium to such an extent it sounded like shilling or a sponsor or commercial
wanted Street Fighter VI to be 2023 game of the year, not The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
believes that game reviewers gave Tears of the Kingdom 9s and 10s simply because it's a Zelda game
thinks David Jaffe's surname has a silent e
thinks “punch drunk” means 'desensitized'
says he doesn’t have all his eggs in one basket” because he has two active YouTube channels
thinks that if you eat, you “poop it out” later the same day
said 50% of homes in his state has A/C, then next day said no one has A/C in his state
pinned a comment to the chat warning them not to talk about drama, still talked about it
pronounced Evangelion “Evan jelly on”
received $150 from someone (OIC?) and his reaction was “thank you guys”
assumes that new safety guidelines are implemented because someone MUST have gotten hurt prior
believes that since he's 'changed' five years ago his detractors have little reason to roast him
wasted money on a lawyer despite knowing for a fact his copyright strikes were 100% bogus
admitted that he's not worth $5 million and wants way more in a hypothetical buy-off
doesn't think his audience of minors would be interested in him playing with Lego
got quite upset that speedrunners beat Zelda Tears of the Kingdom in 94 minutes soon after release
assumed that speedrunners spoiled TOTK for themselves by skipping content they've never seen
doesn't do the chores on his day off despite his wife working three times a week
got surprised by 'new' mechanics in Zelda TOTK... that were carried over from Zelda BOTW
jumped into freezing water in Zelda TOTK and was shocked that the freezing water killed him
“How do I give the wheels propulsion!?”
got a $300+ in tip several days in a row and still begged for more tips
believes that the respect one gets online has nothing to do with IRL reality
called his own content "immature stupid shit" in reference to what his restreamers react to
stated that him playing online mobile games has nothing to do with what he does online
"They turned me into a weird drama meme."
claimed he'll quit making content if only trolls remain
banned the whale that had tipped him over $150 the past few days because he spoke up against Phil
unbanned the aforementioned whale because he wants that money
unbanned the whale during the stream despite prior claims that he can't unban people during streams
exclaimed his Zelda TOTK videos aren't doing well because his audience doesn't like Nintendo
“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is supposed to be grounded in reality.”
was stunned to learn that miniature statues of video game girls are sexualised to sell
reacted to a video of a girl farting and found it hilarious
believes that Niagara Falls is in Toronto (it's in Ontario)
"Newfoundland is a little fishing town on the water."
assumed a person who tipped him was a troll because they charge-backed because Phil ignored them
asserted that Zelda TOTK has shitty puzzles because he can't solve them within 10 minutes
hates it when games encourage exploration and experimentation, wants constant clues
does side content in Zelda TOTK, “The game's pacing is bad.”
demoted Zelda TOTK, a much-hyped classic, to a chill stream slot since he's not getting much tips
restarted the vest streak despite dropping it because “other people made it about the money”
says that people more famous than him are “a flash in the plan”
explained that he's still around because of "work ethic"
“The Sidescrollers only listened to detractors and watched none of my videos!”
forgot that he went on the Sidescrollers to debunk the claims
talked shit about Stuttering Craig and ran away from Craig's offer to a live debate
laments people derailing the chat by talking about money; derails the gameplay to beg for tips
revealed that he didn't show proof the mobile games is because no one would believe him
lied that Stuttering Craig turned down Phil's mobile games evidence after the show in an email
refuses to believe rumours about whales being trolls even though he's been fooled before e.g. Tut
refuses to believe rumours about fans shit-talking him in other chats even though it's happened
believes that trolls are working on gayops like fake tips support to pull the rug from under him
bans people from chat for posting emotes he dislikes regardless of their tips
joked about using mind control to force his viewers to tip him (aka pignosis)
got a $150 tip and instructed his fans to focus on superchats and YT memberships
accidentally referred to Jinx as OnlyIcedCoffee, confirming his latest whale is OIC
read Jinx's message: "even though we were donating at the same time FROM DIFFERENT ACCOUNTS"
launched into conspiracy theory talk about OIC on alt accounts even though he proved the theory
lied that there are "thousands of fake chat logs" about him
wanted his viewers to tip him to test if the donation animations stopped working or not
has a tendency to call any tipper a troll if they mention Wings or Boogie in a positive light
pretended not to be jealous that Wings received $1000+ in tips in his post-boxing stream
hyped up a big surprise that would change everything... bubble guns
joked that his fans are idiots for possibly mistaking a bubble gun for a real firearm
dual fires bubble guns when the tips goal is met (not a clown or children's entertainer btw)
made the “double bubble blast” a $150 tips goal... for five seconds of bubble blowing
fires lots of bubbles in an enclosed room with electronics (valedictorian btw)
doesn't even go fullscreen to fire off the bubble guns, arguably scamming his tippers
bans anyone who calls a whale OIC regardless if they are him or not
is excited for more open-world games despite the fact he always does side content and gets bored
wants "streamlined" games that basically handhold his every move
tried to equate terrorist recruitment videos being on YT to people making “drama videos”
only received $100 from Jinx (OIC) so he swiftly pleaded his viewers to tip $50 to make up for it
stated there is no Overwatch 2 news and then rattled off Overwatch 2 news for four minutes
asked his viewers to call out trolls in chat and then later on yelled to stop talking about trolls
banned 10 people in a row who pointed out Jinx/OIC lied about never tipping again
bans people who just want to talk to OIC, even if it's friendly good-faith conversation
“I just banned 14 people and now half my chat is gone!”
assumes that his chat always has some of the same 15-20 trolls on alt accounts for years
allows sockpuppet accounts if they tip him, doesn't allow sockpuppet accounts if they don't
doesn't think he needs a redemption arc as he hasn't 'fallen from grace' and needs no redemption
admitted he has fallen from grace upon the advent of TIHYDP and the detractor communities
"I don't put out immature nonsense"; wears silly hats and sprays bubbles
doesn't think that dressing silly and doing silly things like blowing bubbles is acting clownish
doesn't believe that his audience tune in to see him dress up and blow bubbles (some do)
stated that he's happy even though he always e-begs and looks miserable and unsatisfied
doesn't think Wings is on a redemption arc despite Wings' positive projection post-boxing bout
thinks getting pre-arranged tips is 'progress'
thinks being prolific means he is successful
didn't question why the UK has a say in the MS acquisition of Activision, questioned why China does
thinks he can't review new movies because he's not a big YouTuber
was surprised that a tipper he insulted would chargeback the tips
said he would entertain non-related topics in chat; rants about off-topic discussions in his chat
said Oblivion has the worst ending ever because he was running into overtime and wanted to go eat
claims he inspired Reviewbrah with the camcorder screen you watch glance at off-camera
claims he inspired Reviewbrah with food reviews just because he started his first (2010 vs 2011)
lied that he never claimed he inspired Reviewbrah when he just did a minute ago
hid his jealousy that Reviewbrah has success with food reviews meanwhile Phil quit it
blames occasional internet stutter and downtime on unproven DDoS attacks on him
received $4500 in a fortnight (thanks to OIC) but still hasn't purchased the PC he's hint hinting
admitted he will lessen gaming and do more react content, becoming the kind of person he hates
ignored Derich when he typed his porn search results in the chat
stated he loves mushrooms as he grew up eating Italian cuisine like a flexing pompous buffoon
stated that money solves all your problems, revealing his true colours
announced he was drinking tequila and admitted he drank a fair bit of it the night before
downed shot after shot of tequila without much drunkenness, suggesting high alcohol tolerance
admitted he drank tequila heavily in his last years of high school
thinks there is nothing wrong him, a former (current?) alcoholic, getting tipsy on tequila
acts like he doesn't drink alcohol regularly but we have the bank leaks and his own admission
joked that he would consider co-hosting Drama Alert with Keemstar for a $1,000,000 sign-up bonus
assumed that his trolls and detractors will take him seriously about partnering with Keemstar
admitted he used to troll and rile up people a decade ago but his detractors memed it up
believes that charging back tips is “breaking the law”
said his wife made the curry paste and then three minutes later stated he didn't know what it was
asserted that Kat's recipe book must be flawed because she followed it precisely and it was raw
resorted to DoorDash after Kat botched another dish, rendering the stream's gimmick null and void
accidentally called OIC by his first name (Ryan)
banned many people for saying the name Ryan (OIC's real name) and blamed a rogue mode for the bans
“I think the biggest tip I ever received was $2000... but I don’t remember.”
“I didn’t know they had weed or where it was.”, 4 minutes later, “We knew where the weed was.”
“Authentic milkshakes are thick.”
believes that if critics of him watch his content and not detractor content they'd become his fans
planned his big “Independence Day event” to have food, games, and tier maker
claimed his "I did nothing wrong" moment was a joke and "smart people" would have understood it
somehow had a wheel stolen off his car
subtly blamed his wife for their chair's stolen tyre by saying she was at work when it happened
said his wife “needs to learn to park in better places where this won’t happen”
cancelled his late evening stream to deal with his car's stolen tyre
stated that the cat tyre thief left behind the car jack, casting doubt on the story
said in the morning stream he has surplus funds, then later on hint hinted he needs a new tyre
milked the tyre jacking incident for money and humour despite it being a serious incident
fumbled with damage control of calling OIC the name Ryab, proving that OIC = Ryan
knows all too well about having to pay to make reasonable progress in mobile games
admitted to watching movies/TV and play mobile games at the same time
doesn't care if a whale said quasi-racist things in chat because he tipped $100
hint hinted a new car wheel will cost $700 (they cost around $200-250)
would not buy a used rim to save $200, wanted "everything new"
threatened trolls to test his patience as he wore a red trilby, reaching peak levels of cringe
found it strange that no one questioned him replacing his car tyre in a "normal parking lot"
returned to the stream joking and taking it well despite his car supposedly having a tyre stolen
“Ask the King is not a concern right now”, still pockets money from Patreon pledgers who want it
bans people who post emotes, even fans, because he misinterprets them as 'spam' from 'trolls'
bans people who post the cherry emote because it's a reference to Derich harassing pornstars
treats people getting banned from his chat as a life-changing event they must seriously think over
“The new PlayStation remote play device is just a Vita lite!”
supports gaming going digital-only because he's too socially stunted to buy & sell physical games
“I’m not doing anymore side content” then wasted 30 minutes doing side content before game crashed
“It saved nothing! Well I’m not doing this! Fuck this!”, then did the side content again
“There are no updates to the theft and there never will be!”, proving the car tyre theft was a hoax
can't answer recommendation requests without citing what other people recommend
“[Street Fighter VI] might fail because Capcom allowed a hacked beta to go out there!”
believes casual gamers care about competitive modes in fighting games
took 82 hours, spread over 152 days, to beat The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion + all DLC
explicitly stated he wants to avoid drama but allows himself to bring it up (if he can milk tips)
considers himself to act like a dad since he acknowledges how immature his audience is
said that Breath of the Wild was “a waste of a game” now that Tears of the Kingdom is out
claimed Tears of the Kingdom isn't really a kids game because he struggles to understand it
claimed Tears of the Kingdom isn't really a Nintendo game because it kicks his ass
ranted about how there are people out there looking to rip you off
uses the term “marinaded” for anything with a sauce
“How do you fly in space? There is no air!”
thinks blowjob jokes are unfunny but Donkey Kong singing about "cream pies" is hilarious
thinks you can go after people 'harassing' you if you say "leave me alone" first
tried to convince fans he's good with money... as he's reacting to a video of his gaming statues
told a man who makes YT shorts for him to buy YT membership if he wants Phil to react to them
“Ok guys, if you could talk about the game or directly to me that would be great!”
accidentally reused a numbered thumbnail for his Star Wars Jedi Survivor playthrough
blames marketing for low views: “Jedi Survivor didn’t really get a mainstream push.”
blatantly cheated in old Final Fantasy games despite grinding to be overpowered
told YT members that submit videos he doesn't watch just have to accept it
allows his mod to badmouth him off-stream daily because he doesn't care about off-stream drama
was forced to pay a “absentee owners fee” on his own condo because he had nobody living there
refuses to elaborate on the tyre story since he got his tips, confirming it was all bait for $$
got a $50 superchat and said support was slow
hint hinted he wants to be gifted a Steam Deck
“Ghostbusters was a defunct property in the 90’s”; had a cartoon series in the 90's
thinks being lactose intolerant is hereditary
looks away from every kiss he sees
found it "bullshit" that he cannot outrun lightning in Zelda TOTK, or any game
wanted the aforementioned TOTK lightning moment to go viral (it did but he regretted it)
subtly admitted he barely has an audience because he can tell who isn't a regular immediately
assumes the occasional influx of trolls he gets are Wings' trolls, blames Wings
bans his YT members when they say questionable things and calls them stupid for not renewing
thinks there's a huge difference between him insulting himself and someone saying the same words
called his audience immature because they bring up Wings and other drama in his chat
wants to ban everyone who brings up trolls but won't because he'd lose his entire audience
"Reacting is something new to me, I've only been doing it for about 1 year."
pronounced Bahamut as "Ba-ha-moot"
sees nothing special about Memorial Day, feels nothing for fallen soldiers or national pride
Tears of the kingdom isn’t Zelda gameplay because they added "crafting to it”
doesn't care that Derich tweeted about if men breastfed babies with their cocks
threatened to ban anyone who asks why people are getting banned
pondered how IGN can list 25 negatives about Diablo IV and still give it 9/10; does the same thing
still thinks 10/10 scores means a perfect game with no flaws
extrapolated that a review mentioned one bug means “the game is full of bugs!”
thinks his method of choosing videos to react to (YT member submitted) is very unique
revealed his shower is still broken two years after he first announced it
can't trust average game completion times because he stalls, dies a lot, and does side content
blames bad pacing after he ignores the story missions and does side content
told people who wanted a change to the react video system to leave, panicked that they were members
doesn't think married women should talk alone with men
says a Switch game has "no excuse for the graphics looking last generation”
struggles to understand how the X-axis and Y-axis works
retconned why he won't have kids, from being poor to now the trolls
obviously read guides for the shrines in TOTK but failed miserably at executing the solutions
knows about new wrestlers because he sees them in WWE Champions and follows trends on Twitter
“When I’m not in the room I’m not focused on games! That’s my family time!”; plays mobile games
banned anyone who posted pro-LGBT comments or pride flags despite being a “proud ally”
rage-swapped Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom for Diablo IV due to being clowned for the lightning vid
banned anyone who pointed out his clownish TOTK lightning moment went viral
“How are you suppose to play these games without a stream chat to help you!”
stated it's bad to pay extra to plat Diablo IV early but it is better to pay to play SF6 early
stated that everything detractors say about him is "conspiracy nonsense", even if it's 100% true
admitted he has bubble solution over everything in his office and hasn’t bothered to clean it off
pronounced orchestral as “or-ka-stral”
lamented the 'mass misinformation' campaign against him citing one fan mistook Persona 5 for 4
spoke in great detail of getting diarrhoea from Wendy's Taco Salad
wanted to buy Street Fighter 6 Ultimate Edition ($105) just to get alternate outfits
bitched that he didn't know what the SF6 Ultimate Edition had in it but never looked it up
assumed the SF6 Ultimate Edition would give him in-game currency to buy costumes
assumed the SF6 Ultimate Edition would include all the costumes, which it never said it would
lied that he didn't play Street Fighter V enough to say he's bad at it, but he did try really hard
couldn't figure out how to block invite requests in SF6, leading to a game crash
lost 16 rounds in a row on his first day playing SF6, blamed people who played it in beta
claimed that E. Honda “has never looked the correct ethnicity” until SF6
got $1k in tips, immediately asked for more tips and took the hat off after 20 minutes
retconned his business cards, claiming a troll “photoshopped it on to the internet”
bans people who bring up his business cards, which he did print out and hand out at conventions
stated you have to be a good loser before you can be a winner
stated that the worst losses are the ones where you learn nothing; gets those all the time
got very salty that by telling trolls to stop being YT members meant he wouldn't hit his goal
called the shuffle button on a YouTube playlist a “technique”
believes Thai cooking can’t use soy sauce because it’s Chinese
“If you make a food with with a colour in the name it has to be the colour it has in it.”
got a new PayPal link while the previous one is still active... hmmm...
possibly broke PayPal ToS by having more than one account, doesn't care
went back to the original PayPal link once he realise no one was fooled into tipping more
insists he “needs context” to find physical comedy funny because “it’s not intelligent”
shits all over YT member reaction video suggestions, like from Tyler1, ensuring he lose members
overreacts to boring videos, underreacts to hyperactive videos
retconned that he never used guides, confirmed he purchased and used them
called Eastern-style dragons “Chinese lions”
let it slip that the 'fan-donated' Xbox arcade stick was actually a gift he purchased for himself
assumed some attacks in SF6 are unblockable, forgot the training opponent cannot block
claimed he got a headache because his moves drop too often in SF6
got very demoralised getting his ass handed to him in SF6 because he’s “a former pro player”
spent $24 on the ingame currency in SF6 ontop of the $105 spent on the Ultimate Edition
considers 10am to be "very early"
wants to lose weight and gain muscle yet does nothing about it
thinks he has to lose fat and then gain muscle
bemoaned he has no time to exercise; makes his own schedule
blamed USPS for his sore throat for making him go outside and upset his allergies
makes scat jokes, knows Derich watches scat porn... hmmm...
refuses to do giveaways because he can't get over people roasting him for his empty box giveaways
“People buying the Apple headset are just stupid people! It’s a waste of money!”; plays mobile games
“Jasper loves this house! This is the cat house!”
blamed Diablo IV for being a boring game for why the tips are low
derails stream to see if big tips came through (usually these are from OIC alts)
stated that how he spends fan-donated money is nobody's business
says he's not stupid for not telling right away that an obvious troll name is not genuine
turned The Iron Sheik's death about him
assumes that his fans ask him to play a game and support is low then those fans must've been trolls
is puzzled when he streams during game conferences that his views and support drops off
stated that he would temporarily go back to Twitch after years of burning bridges with them
watches his wife play Diablo IV but won't get spoiled because he does not care for the story
believes that MMOs should not advertise new expansions because they already have a fanbase
claimed he hadn't banned anybody minutes after banning trolls and fans who pointed out the trolls
had no idea why Spider-Man 2 isn't called 'Spider-Men 2' because there are multiple Spider-Men
wanted people to give him tips as if he were an employee who deserves tips for doing good work
complains when his opponents spam moves yet can audibly be heard mashing buttons
welcomed a troll with a name that is a dig at Derich because the troll gave money
decided not to do anymore live video reactions in the off-chance one video gets blocked
assumes that any problem with YouTube he faces is something every other content creator gets
said that diets are easy so long as you aren't exposed to junk food; orders and eats junk food
“If it’s not in the house the temptation isn’t there!”
lamented that Jasper's litter box is always full despite saying he cleans it regularly
refuses to cut down on the lengthy prestream so he can have more playtime
said 800 views isn't even half of his active userbase but can't get 800 views a video
admitted that his biggest fans don't watch his raw content, they watch detractor restreams
admitted that most of his audience are trolls and they they dwarf his “true fans"
called his biggest fans "idiots" because they talk about him everywhere attracting negative press
believes that if you watch his content you are a fan of him
mentioned Rich, Side Scrollers, and detractors in one rant, all three he said he'd never mention
claims he invented the term 'playthrough', though it was first used in 1948
was interested in the video excerpt of two muscular men talking in a gay porn video
wanted to drop Zelda TOTK because he couldn't get over people mocking him for playing poorly
almost did an Asian impression during a reaction but held it in
assumes that people who make rage compilations of him work on them all day and don't play games
believes you can't be a narcissist/egoist if your prideful boasts are backed up by evidence
believes he once had the popularity/clout to affect the real world, like informing of SOPA & PIPA
said he's got enough views to not worry about them; still asks for more views
said he doesn't focus on the "white noise" outside his stream and yet watches detractor videos
admitted that he is affected by the negativity that he claims doesn't affect him
“You never see anyone clipping me for when I play well! Notice that?”
claims that his headphones have caused a dent in his skull from constant use
took a break from TOTK for a week and got puzzled why viewers and tips were diminished
played TOTK in the "dumbest way possible", thinking it would 'own' those mocking the viral clip
deliberately played TOTK sloppily hoping to create another viral clip he can benefit from
believes that the Zelda series shouldn't do realistic things, like metal attracting lightning
too lazy to briefly unequip armour in TOTK, spends more time ranting about it than doing it
admitted he won't try to learn from the mistakes that make him go viral, to stick it to the haters
doesn't think you can have a 1v1 match with a content creator for fun, there must be a benefit
believes that games can't be both AAA and not be 60 fps
won't play Starfield because he doesn't want another Skyrim
smugly sneered at Starfield PC players and assumed/hoped the game would be a mess at launch
think you're a dork if you have a 9-5 job while he plays games and e-begs every day
knows that the word 'dork' means giant whale penis
learned how to refresh his capture without restarting his entire stream after a decade
retired the bubble guns due to the mess they made despite hyping them up as a game changer
now allows you to tip $100 for him to take a shot of gin with no special event/occasion required
played Diablo IV like a tank: stands still, not dodging, and whining when inevitably killed
thinks that games should be designed around the needs of "live interactive streamers"
calls anyone who beats him in a fighting game a no life tryhard loser
doesn't believe that a more expanded internet (e.g. wikis) makes learning game mechanics faster
claimed he would be a master of SF6 if he wasn't a "variety streamer" who played othger games
claimed the FGC hate him because he got famous, citing his SF4 videos that "blew up"
began playing SF6 trying out every character, gave up and stuck to the same three
“I asked you to send me videos on how to play and nobody did!”
believes his website “was destroyed” by Google disabling third party connections
said he hasn't plateaued despite years of saying he's getting older and not as competitive
calls himself a "centrist" despite clearly being a fencesitter who knows nothing
got $400+ in superchats and 40+ gifted memberships in one stream and still pushed for tips
“Zelda will be in my best games of the year for sure” after trashing it every stream
thinks that if attendance is poor but tips are good then he has a good audience and vice versa
refuses to believe Meta Quest sales numbers because no one he knows owns one
jokingly encouraged his fans to get drunk so they can tip him more often
believes that 'omnisexual' means you are attracted to everything including inanimate objects
“Privatizing videos doesn’t ruin your stance in the algorithm because you still keep those numbers.”
called out his fans who were derailing the stream with "the dumbest topics"
and "idiotic questions"
declared his fans were trolls because he often misinterprets their advice and wastes time
said YouTube needs to copy Twitch's business model even as Twitch was screwing theirs up
orders delivery for McDonald's despite living within a 10 minute drive of one
lied that he had only DoorDashed McDonald's once in 2023 but he had done it at least 3 times
lied that he stopped DSP Tries It because of lack of food, reason is “it’s not profitable anymore”
admitted his parents are worth nothing, thus he'll gain very little in inheritance
prefers playing games on Easy because on Hard difficulty the enemies are sponges and it is boring
thinks that if you have to figure out how you died in a game then it is a bullshit death
admitted he has very poor impulse control, hence he needs cooked meals or he will DoorDash
admitted his poor impulse control leads to him occasionally DoorDashing fast food at 11pm
defends Derich to the point even his fans question if Derich is blackmailing Phil
knows that Derich told a pornstar that her pussy tastes like tacos, defends him
threatened to ban people if they post taco emojis in chat
thinks that if you correct him then you are "nitpicking" and just want him to look bad
admitted he watches pros play SF6 and copies their combos
coped that people pointing out Derich's weirdness are trolls who have switched targets
assumed that people commenting on Derich have run out of material to use on Phil
told Derich and others to ignore the haters; never ignores the haters
allows names like “Phil smokes shit” to talk in chat because they tip
told a story that he used his knowledge of pro wrestling to take a fall from slipping on black ice
thinks paying him $20 for him to (possibly) react to a video you submit to him “is a bargain”
tells fans that when they nominate videos they have the power yet takes that power away randomly
incorrectly told a history lesson of how the Nintendo 64 came into being
explained that the N64 was to use CDs and Sony backed out (it was the SNES and Nintendo backed out)
said the N64 cartridges were "64 bit" (they were 64 megabytes)
thinks his sauce “can technically be considered a meat sauce” because he adds meatballs afterwords
insists Mr. Beast doesn't do charity because Mr. Beast isn't personally sacrificing to do it
lost internet for 7+ hours, never switched to data or 5G (business class internet!)
used the limited Wi-Fi he had to beg over Twitter
ranted about not knowing when his internet would return because he was told “estimated time”
“So I’m like what do we do? Everything we do requires internet!”
planned a day out with Kat but dropped it all as soon as the internet returned
thinks that internet lines being disconnected for maintenance is actually a vandal cutting them
cancelled another Zelda TOTK stream because his horrid gameplay went viral again
reckoned Zelda TOTK must have been made for adults as he assumed no child could solve the puzzles
finally won a match in SF6 and ranted and complained when he said he was leaving after the win
said that e-begging is him "going back to his old ways", but he does it every stream
said that him e-begging is "out of character", does it anyways
has played some Zelda games and yet is weirded out that Ganon is a male in a race of females
will do a tier list of Zelda games despite only playing only around 25% of them
rants about "rich people" because he has it in his mind that he's the perpetual underdog
claims he isn't talking about $$ support as much but subtly hint hints every so often
considers drinking alcohol on stream once a month to be normal (ex-alcoholic btw)
declared YouTube Shorts to be no big deal only after his barely made an impact
got shocked to learn that the people he bans don't always email him begging to be unbanned
went on a tirade about memes about his balding hair... from just one person in chat
felt exhausted played FFXVI even the game is mostly cutscenes
called his audience "dumb fucking kids" because they kept talking about his uneven haircut
gets very defensive about his hair, knows it is balding, patchy, and often gets botched haircuts
assumes all memes posted in his chat that he doesn't get are detractor memes aimed at him
hates games that emphasize exploration as he wants directions and waypoints
retconned how Machinima never helped him, now said they did help his channel and gave him "swag"
confirmed he is helping Joon the King make the video on him despite wanting to be left alone
pronounces 'duchy' as "dookie" (“The archduke of the grand dookie”)
boasted about being caffeinated and then proceeded to fall asleep on stream not long after
disliked FF16 due to “not knowing how to fight new enemies when you first encounter them”
disliked FF16 because it feels like a movie; loves Telltales Games games, which are FMV heavy
doesn't think FF games should cater to a more mature audience, think it's always been kid-friendly
doesn't want to see sex scenes, would rather be told about the sex rather than see it
upset when said sex scenes doesn't show everything, think it's pointless if there is censorship
considers himself to be a very mature person yet shields his eyes from sex like a child
retconned his aversion to sexual content to nothing to do with marriage
banned a fan who isn't in the know about the Fighting Game Community as he is
“I AM TIRED OF LOSING TO BASIC SHIT!” (former pro fighting game player btw)
“I’m playing for fun, I’m not a competitive player” yet rages like a salty bitch when he loses
breaks YouTube's ToS (section 6 under Permissions and Restrictions) by asking fans to up engagement
boasts of his demographics yet has previously stated no one uses their real age online
tries to appeal to adults like him yet assumes they don't like adult things, like risque scenes
says he doesn't mind people's opinions but will ban if he interprets them as discrediting his
said he feels like he could stream as a job forever” even though he laments getting older and slower
ranted against a credit card advice video because "spending what you can’t afford part"
said that credit cards are evil temptations but he wants better credit to get more credit cards
skips ultra YT member video submissions just because
revealed he will eventually go back to Connecticut... when his parents pass to inherit their house
hates people who argue and treat others like he does
can't enjoy a YT video without picking apart the legality of the content and the view count
sucks lozenges for “throat lubrication”, not “medicinal purposes”
hates upgrading gear in games, keeps hoping to find better equipment for free
“Snow?? How can there be snow in the desert!” while standing on top of a 5000 ft mountain
boasted of his BOTW playthrough having 200 parts; each part is 10-20 minutes long
used a guide to skip parts of Zelda TOTK because he was sick of the game
thinks it is okay to rush through a game once you reach 40+ hours of gameplay
yelled at a fan for assuming he has no nest egg, implied he still doesn't have one
stated that you must be living a life of luxury if you can plan a life schedule and stick to it
thinks you must be lucky to have a retirement fund like a 401k
said he "stumbled" through a life of stability (then he stumbled out of it due to his many vices)
thinks tomatoes from Italy are special compared to every other tomato, calls them "generic"
“These game companies don’t understand trends.”; complained last year all they did was follow them
believes that if you are married then you don't have a life
does not believe there are people who stream longer than him and yet have lives
thinks it is physically impossible to stream for longer than 16 hours without falling asleep
reckoned that people who stream so much will lose their partners; Leanna left Phil for this reason
“I’m not saying that if I stay later I’m expecting something for it” yet he said that to Sir Moist
gave advice on how to be more active and less sedentary
commented how Asmongold lives in a pigsty; likewise surrounds himself with junk and dust
stated that calling Asmongold a no-life hoarder is not an insult in any way
bans people who point out that his cat is not a "human child" and is no substitute for family
bans people who point out he is having a slow stream yet he is free to make that judgement
hint hinted he would like a PS5
wanted a new PS5 so he can rebuy Street Fighter 6 and play it online
“I left Machinma” but in actuality they dumped him (which is why he's always hated them)
turned a fan's injury into a pity party about himself and how “we help each other”
“There hasn’t been a classic Zelda game in forever"; Link's Awakening remake in 2019
blames Nintendo for making puzzles in Zelda TOTK that his aging brain can't solve
regularly fails at contextual button mapping, leading to deaths and/or defeats and a rant
admitted he can barely hear music in games due to his neck phones
used to jam Q-tips (cotton buds) deep in his ears, possibly leading to his ear infection
thinks that characters who look Asian (but sometimes aren't) should have an Asian accent
wants gaming companies to innovate and try new things, but also wants rehashes the same old games
believes that Apple ruins people's batteries; in reality they throttle devices to prolong batteries
makes scat jokes and says he's “just emotional because that’s what being competitive is”
agreed that he is the King of Stool owing to all the scat jokes he makes
bans people who complain if he makes too many jokes about poo, pee, and anuses
said he used to be really unhealthy 15 years ago; still eats fast food and guzzles down alcohol
called a fan an idiot for stating that SF6 seems to drop inputs, a complaint he makes all the time
assumed that Asmongold reacted to "out of context" clips of him
kissed Asmongold's ass when Asmongold did not shit on Phil
claimed he was joking when he claimed to be one of the best gamers in the country
hint hinted he will restore removed emotes once he hits YT memberships milestones
assumed he played well enough in SF6 that his detractors struggled to make fail compilations
lied that superchats were down but in reality they were above average the past six months
redefined the word 'context' to ignore any and all clips of him, only he can provide context
permanently banned someone who pointed out that an unedited stream is not taking him out of context
banned a fan who asked what "derailing" is
always runs underneath huge bosses, even if they are doing AoE attacks which gets him hit
assumes Amiibos for games are mostly worthless, gets blindsided when some turn out to be useful
believes that The Sims 4 killed the franchise and barely sold
believes that God of War and The Last of Us are console exclusives
"I didn't want to play good players, I wanted to learn!"
can barely win with characters he claims you can easily win with by button mashing
played SF6 ranked competitive even though he wants to learn the characters and combos
still claims he was set up on the Side Scrollers interview even though he said all questions allowed
“I will be nice and loose for you all on Saturday” (ex-alcoholic btw)
thinks pausing for 2 minutes every 30 seconds to a video is transformative enough to not be claimed
think that 'freedom of speech' should supercede all operation costs of the platform
praised freedom of speech yet bans anyone from his chat for using their freedom of speech
assumes he knows what Elon Musk is thinking at all times
ranted about Twitter despite claiming he only uses it to advertise his streams (+ e-beg)
claimed Elon Musk "ran his business into the ground"; Phil went bankrupt from gacha gaming
raged that Elon Musk is using Twitter to make money; Phil uses YouTube to make money
is so spiteful he refuses to go 1v1 in SF6 against Stuttering Craig just because of the interview
assumed his fans don't want to see him 1v1 Stuttering Craig in SF6, but his fans did want it
admitted he is not good at Street Fighter games despite boasting of his history e.g. EVO 2005
admitted the main reason he won't 1v1 Stuttering Craig in SF6 is because he won't get paid for it
defamed Stuttering Craig by calling him "the dumbest motherfucker" who just wants to milk content
told a weird dream that had dogs pissing and shitting in his house (scat on the mind 24/7)
believes that all Final Fantasy games are basically the same until FFx
watched a video that shat on his business model, his broken ego keeping him stunned in silence
claimed that successful YouTubers are “all filthy rich”
stated that the police don't care because they never followed up on his missing car tyre
retconned the Sidescrollers interview by saying Craig begged for him but it was Phil who wanted it
refuses to answer hypothetical questions without doing research, calls such questions stupid
refuses to answer how much he lifted back in his bodybuilding days
brought up penne as an example of a forced meme, unintentionally forcing the meme
wore a Hawaiian shirt with shorts and sunglasses, looking like a retiree dork
assumes that no one knows how to hang up the American flag respectfully
banned anyone who pointed out he displayed the American flag incorrectly
“I don’t expect anything today” then got salty that nothing happened that day
stated that Spider-Man 2 should be called 'Spider-Men 2' due to there being multiple Spider-Man
“Part of the appeal of my content is the rage” yet told people who wanted rage to leave
“I’m making fun of the game because I’m honest!” yet went out of his way to find faults
thinks that if a YouTuber is neutral to him they must like him
“Yeah I make my own hours, but the thing is I still have a life!”
“I have to get out of here! I don’t have time tonight!” but stayed another 5 minutes to ramble
“Mentally ill people are not real people!”
celebrated 4th of July 2023 by spending $965 that week in a WWE Champions event
did not do his 15 year anniversary stream in time because the month was packed with new releases
killed the hype for his 15 year anniversary by ranting about trolls and detractors
claimed that the 'old guard' of the fighting game community hated him because he had skill
assumes that all his detractors swarm over videos that are neutral-to-positive about him
assumes he can't do any kind of collab or group event due to trolls
believes that he simply cannot ignore the trolls, feels a need to rant about them
won't disclose his exercise routine in case he gets criticized or corrected
complained that FF16 having side quests is a problem because they distract from the main plot
doesn't understand world building in regards to poor NPCs not giving him end-game items
thinks Grimace from McDonald's is a "spud" (he's a tastebud)
received a $30 tip and complained he lost quite a few YT memberships and would like some more
believes that enemies being higher level deeper in a game is a "beginner's trap"
gets upset when a game doesn't warn him that things would get harder later on e.g. Diablo IV
played three lengthy RPGs at once despite only wanting one at a time
believes the button input display in fighting games are often wrong
thinks games 'disrespect' him when they don't give hints of how to get to the next area
“I will skip every single side quest they give me! I have better things to do!”
thinks that once he's put 50+ hours in a game he's earned the right to have everything in the game
speculates on game lore that turns out to be accurate, later admits he read chat or the wiki
received a $50 tip, immediately fished for more tips
called out young streamers who have tons of time to stream; talks to every NPC and wastes time
doesn't like it when games are packed full of content because he has a schedule
doesn't like doing fun engaging side content if those NPCs will die/disappear from a story event
believes it is the game's job to entertain his audience, not him
“Do we really want to spend our time playing a game where we spend half the time bored to tears?”
blamed the Zelda TOTK devs for why his armour sucks at endgame; barely crafted/upgraded anything
defined 'immersion' as 'time spent playing', thinks you can't get immersed until many hours in
skipped side content in FFXVI, later got bitter and angry he didn't get the items from said content
skipped side content in FFXVI because it's 'menial' yet always does side content in Yakuza games
banned a fan who pointed out that SFVI correctly tallies his win count, not Gametrekker
lied that Kat got the wrong meat for their dinner when he previously said she stayed home all day
made racist remarks about Jill Warrick from FFXI turning Asian
stated that Tifa Lockhart is Asian, but she's from Nibelheim, which is more Swiss than Asia
believes that views dropping off a playthrough is indicative of the game's lack of quality
insisted he never agreed with Machinima striking people on his behalf, never made them stop it
refuses to sell merch with businesses that do 'woke culture' like rainbows during Pride Month
believes he never said “hurtful or racist things” because “back then it was just normal”
believes that calcium intake is no longer really necessary once you hit a certain age
claimed that every single dollar he's made since streaming has been recorded and taxes paid on it
so paranoid of trolls lip-reading a phone call he switched away from the webcam
believes that Zelda TOTK and FFXVI sales are low due to their release schedule
"Cleaning out all the fridge for fresh food 'cause we cook all week" yet DoorDashes all the time
pointed out he separates his personal life and public life, yet always brings up his public life
“I have done the absolute maximum to remove my private life from the internet and my business.”
admits he knows all about what his trolls get up to because he sees it i.e. no informants
ranted about trolls trying to see his phone screen... that he accidentally broadcasted live
finds it bizarre that he has to make a wheelie bin for his trash last two weeks between pickups
told a story of him getting his garbage disposal fixed that he wrecked putting chicken bones into
had hired a random plumber he found on online in mid-2020, did no research whatsoever
revealed he got scammed by a shady plumber who replaced his garbage disposal with a faulty one
got further scammed when a new plumber forced him to pay for a repair job that never needed doing
had his garbage disposal warranty voided because he refused to pay for the plumber's visit
hint hinted he would like more tips to cover the latest plumber visit that fixed everything
hint hinted that his fans want to buy him a Steam Deck, and he isn't asking but he would like one
wants a Steam Deck to play Chrono Trigger, a 30 year old game he can easy stream on his PC
reckons he hasn't e-begged in ages and only did it “when he was at the lowest of his low”
proposed a final solution to dealing with his trolls: shame them and yell at them
can’t compost his food waste because he "doesn't have time”
told a mod to shut up after they pointed out food waste is to be composted, not food disposal'd
"Context is an insane paradox."
thinks the increased blade count of his food disposal means chicken bones and food waste are okay
pours grease and oil down his brand new food disposal
retconned liking his condo association, now calls them useless who left his house in disrepair
wants Ken removed from Street Fighter 6 because he is constantly bodied by Ken players
refuses to play PC games, even if they are low-spec and easily be streamed on his lemon of a PC
said that Vaush had a punchable face yet has a similar face
refused to react to a popular video of his because it was hosted on a 'detractor' channel
compared himself to organized religion because he too is persecuted for taking donations
called out scammy religions/cults that exist for taking donations (pot kettle black)
thinks that if someone talks nonsense but others support them then that's fine; Derich, OIC, etc
thinks that offering things like salvation for donations is scummy; offers 'rewards' for tips
stated that every negative video about him is taking him out of context, even full restreams
assumes that most people who hate him know nothing about him other than contextless lies
"I am not a large creator and I don’t want to be!"; wants 800 memberships and 100+ likes a stream
doesn't want to be compared to Angry Joe and Maximilian yet he's compared himself to them before
decided to shower in the morning to be refreshed rather than not shower
“My streams are dependent on the games.”
made numerous dumb observations in Zelda TOTK that made it clear he didn't pay attention at all
“The cooking mechanic isn’t needed! Why is it in the game?” as he is buffing his stats via cooking
stopped his stream just before Ganon in Zelda TOTK so he could look up the boss fight beforehand
took 45+ minutes to beat Ganon in Zelda TOTK
boasted about beating Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, acted like he dunked on his detractors
“I actually didn’t want to quit, I wanted to keep playing. Tonight I wanted to quit.”
spent more time watching his PayPal screen than the ending of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
skipped the credits to The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, which skipped the final cutscene
“I like the game but it didn’t have enough direction.”; ignored the markers to do side content
exclaimed that only "toxic idiots" are saying he hates Zelda TOTK when he shit-talked it constantly
believed that side content in Zelda TOTK gave you nothing but his chat said it gives more hearts
declared his Zelda TOTK playthrough wasn't bad because he says so
banned someone who asked if he believes in censorship
admitted he used a guide to play FFXVI
“I’m not trying to be offensive"; is naturally offensive
got offended by the sight of an ass until he noticed it belong to a male
thinks the Mario movie has “current generation console graphics”
said the devs of Zelda TOTk, Diablo IV, and FFXVI are stupid for releasing their games so soon
complained that FFXVI is too easy, refused to up the difficulty
declared that because of a few trolls he will ignore all his fans and do things his way
thinks that him being bad at video games is a meme that he can dispel by sharing his content
his retort to being told he's bad at a game is that he didn't make the game
cannot act neutral towards a game, must either shit on it or kiss its ass
says that he can deal with 'mature themes' like criticism... pffft
says that he does things "on a whim", implying he plans them ahead of time i.e. not on a whim
whined that a master level SF6 squashing him was "wasting his time", gave up and let him win
won't allow his fans to pick a character ranked higher than him “because that’s not the point"
wouldn't play in a SF6 match with Jayde, a loyal fan who has donated $1000+ to Phil
bans people who point out Phil bans people, especially innocent fans that aren't trolls
called his audience immature children who must be four years old because they point out unfair bans
declared his SF6 lobby night a failure because some fans crushed him instead of letting him win
bemoaned having to take his cat to the vet despite saying the cat is family and his 'son'
ranted about how the veterinarian almost scammed Phil, declined getting blood tests for his cat
believes that if you show up to a doctor/veterinarian early you'll be seen early
was bewildered why his cat would need a blood test when it is standard procedure for a checkup
insisted that nothing is wrong with his cat, defeating the purpose of taking it to the vet
showed a pic of Jasper on his phone despite refusing to show his phone screen ever
asks for feedback and gets upset that it isn't the feedback he wants to hear
surmised that only his "hate watchers" and detractors think he is bad at fighting games
based his SF6 character tier list on his feelings about them, not functionality and move set
stated that 'pattern players' are easy but said that people are getting Diamond rank from patterns
“There never was anything like pattern play back in the day.”
did a reaction of a video of his fallout with Machinima despite not doing drama content
boasted that he's a one-man show but then hastily spun it around to include his viewers and fans
considers a garbage disposal more important than a new computer and equipment for his streaming job
claims he's been 'independent' for 15 years yet has done sponorships, MCNs, and Project 7
says he does his thing without influence yet is clearly swayed by his whales
“My content is good because it’s different.”
retconned his stance on 'elites' getting games early, now says he meant it when he called them out
picks at his zits and wipes the pus on his pants on camera
believes that trolls convinced him to play Amnesia: The Bunker and that's why he barely got tips
believes because he was right about one thing that entirely discredits his trolls' claims
assumes that being Diamond rank in SF6 means you must be good at the game
refuses to do a food channel because he is too lazy to cook while filming
cannot find time in his schedule to do a cooking episode a week
admitted he may have trashed expensive gifts his fans have sent him out of paranoia
skipped over a member's paid video reaction because the channel, SunnyV2, has videos about him
reckons that SunnyV2 can and should be sued for defamation for shit-talking DSP
admitted he has always had urges to unleash violence on people and things that annoy him
thinks that preloading assets are only used on “underpowered” consoles like the Switch
laments how predators try to relate to their victims to exploit them; does the same to his viewers
played a SF6 match against someone named 'ButFukDaddee', didn't notice the name
believes that the entire world would be a better place if all the toxic content about him vanishes
got upset that a survival game has item management in it
sometimes blames backtracking when the fault is him rushing ahead without finding what he needs
cheated in Amnesia: The Bunker by looking up door codes ahead of time
lectured on the importance of friendship despite having no friends outside of Kat
stated that he can never consider himself being close friends with his fans (even his whales)
laments that female streamers attract creeps, but he attracts creeps too
stated that people who watch camgirls are "sad people"; his biggest fan Derich does just that
blames his mother combing his hair as a child for 'killing' his hairline
insinuates he wants his viewers to call problematic chatters trolls so he has a reason to ban them
begged his fans for free fanmade artwork and animations for his 15 year anniversary stream
“It’s $9.99 a month and you get to play all the games for free.” (DarksydeConsoomer)
was genuinely surprised his viewers notice him bathing and washing his hair more
“I don’t have a positive self image of myself.”
“Listen, I didn’t dislike Divinity 2!” yet spent the whole playthrough shitting on it
"It seems you're trying to get me to say Doody Streams", denies he said it
pretended that the times he fell asleep on stream was his just faking it for fun
“I didn’t do anything! I swear! So why did I get hit??? Maybe I was trying to parry, I don’t know.”
proclaimed that Junior Mints are “primarily a mint”
implied that he values his chatroom as importantly as his wife
outright begged for just one new YT member to make up for a very slow stream
promotes playlists despite the fact no many people search for playlists on YouTube
asked his viewers to like his videos even if they didn't like the video
believes that because his YT account is in good standing that YouTube should take his side
thinks he is better than other streamers for not taking sponsorships though he wishes he had them
thinks he is better than other streamers for not taking sponsorships though e-begging is worse
stated that SF6's worst part is the music despite admitting he can't hear music in his neckphones
talked about how his house is choked with dust with almost a bragging tone
said he and Kat dusted the house but there was dust visible on his mic
announces he's paid off his bills prior to streaming to convince his viewers he's broke again
lamented the packed months of game releases and yet replayed GTA5 for the third time
hint hinted that if he plays a game with copyrighted music then you need to step up with tips $$
doesn't have a contact to Machinima despite saving all his emails from them
implied that his wife pays for all the streaming services in the house
got drunk, played SF6 miserably, banned half his chat, and barely got tips (a typical stream)
got so heated from getting crushed in SF6 he cranked up he had to “pump his AC full blast” to cope
claims Machinima tried to scam him in 2009 with their Respawn channel
hypocritically shits all over Machinima after years of kissing their ass
said that he didn't care about Machinima taking down TIHYDP videos but he had asked them to
said that his detractors categorizing events in his life as 'sagas' is both dumb and true
warned his viewers not to bite the hand that feeds, then turned around to expose Machinima
has emails from Machinima but won't read them word for word, rather he wanted to tell 'stories'
said “never viewed what he did as a job for the first few years he did it” but called it business
said he went 50/50 with John Rambo but then switched to a $200 flat rate, less than 50/50
didn't install GTA5 before the stream started
didn't check to see if he installed the correct version of GTA5 prior to playing
thinks the light of the sun in GTA5 is “ray tracing”
said he's better than LTG then was shocked that LTG gets 2k~ views per SF6 stream
can't handle mean words even when it's someone else's chat shown on screen e.g. LTG's streams
acted like the detractor video of LTG he watched was the very first content of LTG he's seen
found it sad that LTG was making money from haters; Phil also gets troll tips from detractors
doesn't realise the reason his chat is not like LGT's is because his is overly-moderated and dead
criticized LTG for doing things that he does e.g. blacklisting 'toxic' opponents
believes that retail jobs are worthless since you are overpaid to do shitty work and are replacable
believes that volcanoes only emit rocks and soot and are only dangerous if you are “right beside it”
thinks that everyone on Earth is capable of elevating themselves out of a bad environment
said that a nail biting video isn't relevant to him despite her perchant for biting his nails
admits his current audience isn't as mature as it was a decade ago, hence more toilet humour
implied that the reason he began harping on LTG is because Joon the King and LTG hate each other
watched an LTG restreamer despite saying restreaming is morally wrong
"I haven't watched LTG's video yet." - a few minutes later... - "I skimmed through it."
plays dumb to pick apart anything in an argument to cause confusion and deflection
“Huh? LTG's talking about my beard? What? Huh?? That’s not logical!”
ranted against LTG's channel size with heavy tones of coping and seething with jealousy
ranted that LTG insulted Phil's looks; got suspended from Twitch for insulting someone's looks
got salty that LTG leaked their DMs which showed how desperate Phil is for a DSP-LTG collab
was told he has a 'pedo goatee' and replied "and?"
believes he is bigger than EVO in terms of influence and sway in the fighting game community
uses the word 'unkept' when he means 'unkempt'
missed the part where LTG bragged about his donation total and so was confused how much it is
said that his SF6 videos bring in the views but they aren't much higher than other gaming vids
flipped out when LTG rejected the collab, told Phil to stop clout chasing and blocked him
“I wasn’t trying to clout chase!” but he literally was, chasing LTG's superior influence
“I’m not trying to clout chase the man!” but was willing to bribe him for two years for a collab
“I want to finish this in a way that is productive rather than destructive”, “STOP BEING A BITCH!”
got very salted that LTG told him to stop being immature, reacted to that immaturely
“I don’t prefer to do drama content! I don’t want to do anymore of it so let’s hope he shuts up!”
played against low-ranking players on community night, breaking his own rules about fair matches
“I’ve never said hateful slurs ever and if I have it was never in a hateful or derogatory way!”
"My social skills are fine", then admitted that a vast majority of him socializing is to his chat
hated FF16 and wanted to quit it but refused to because that's what the detractors wanted
"I spent 70 dollars and 32 hours on FF16 even though I hate it!"
didn't want to play Project L simply because the founders of EVO are involved
ranted that GTA5 does not follow “real life rules” in regards to losing cops on your trail
claimed his detractors get very salty when he ignores and blocks their emails
is happy to ignore his detractors yet bitched up a storm when LTG ignored him
hint hinted he wants a new joystick for fighting games
ordered joystick buttons off of Amazon when the majority of his issues are stick related
stated that no 'professional' SF6 players swap lots of characters, they only use 1-4
blamed his fans for him playing GTA5 again when it was his own decision
“What is the type of game I’m second-best at after fighting games? Uhh... I have no idea.”
blames his camera for why his patchy beard looks patchy and not full as he believes he has
'suddenly remembered' that 1MinuteMan tipped him (more proof it's all a lie)
assumed SF6 no longer appeals to people because people stopped watching his spammed SF6 uploads
regularly bans fans who argue with trolls because he's too lazy and so bans all 'troublemakers'
defamed Machinima by claiming they lied to investors when Machinima was creating their own content
acts like he always knew Machinima's contract was bad, still signed it anyways
only showed emails from Machinima and not his emails to them
whined that Respawn - a gameplay channel - did not include Project 7, a non-gaming series
wanted to prove Machinima's malintent but the emails show they went out of their way to help Phil
permabanned a fan who laughed a joke in chat and assumed the fan was laughing at him
asked his viewers if they were willing to donate to see him down shots of whiskey
showed proof Machinima struck TIHYDP videos, couldn't answer why he didn't show evidence sooner
found it bizarre that Machinima claimed TIHYDP vids but he never saw a dime
called LTG his bitch because LTG ignores Phil's desperate pleas for attention
never caught on that PDFFileDerich was a dig at Derich
believes Machinima severed the contract because he got into a spat emailing the wrong department
“I can’t have half my major streams not getting support” and then plays games that get no support
wants game companies to block people who played the beta of an online game because it's 'unfair'
his idea of the 15th anniversary stream decorations: put on display unsold shirts he used to sell
insinuated that if you are having fun in his chat then you ought to send him tips and donations
talked through emotional cutscenes in FF16 with dumb commentary, lame jokes, and cringe singing
accidentally admitted that the Xbox controller he hint hinted for was to replace Kat's controller
has consecutively logged into WWE Champions for over 2000 days (that's 5 years, every day)
spent $527.50 for a WWE Champions "spend loot coins" rebate event for a character in August 2023
stated he used to have dandruff, implied he still does since he still uses the special shampoo
gets his gaming news from IGN
“Final Fantasy 16 only sold 3 million preorders because of its name.”
refuses to play “PC-centric RPG games” because “they would take him six months to finish”
believes Bethesda is “trying to hide something” by “framelocking” Starfield to 30fps
decided he won't play Armored Core VI because it's not a Souls game
won't play Armored Core VI because “it’s not the right game for us”
lied that he wanted to play FF7 Remake on Switch but in actuality he avoided playing it
refuses to believe that LTG makes more money than him
put images of his face all over his Twitter for his 15 year anniversary, making him look narcissist
was obsessed with getting Master Rank in SF6 despite saying he didn't care for it
thinks that getting Master Rank in SF6 proves he's a pro at fighting games
bragged of getting Master Rank in SF6 when most other players reached it weeks ago
laments that trolls will laugh at him regardless of whatever evidence he presents, still complains
hosted an 'unscheduled' unboxing stream for something he received and then scheduled
got a mini computer and has no idea what specs it has or how useful it will be for him
got a mini computer to play Chrono Trigger despite emulating it on his lemon PC a decade ago
hardly knew what he was looking at on the mini computer despite building PCs for a living
hint hinted for a gaming joystick despite winding down on the fighting games e.g. MK1
was quite disheartened that his fans did not rush to buy him a $300 joystick
refused to use his mini computer for gaming even though it's perfectly fine emulating old games
believes his mini computer will "melt down" or explode if used for extended periods of time
wants a 1TB HDD for the new 'proper' computer he wishes to own
purchased Street Fighter 5 for PS5 despite already owning it on PS4 and admitting it runs the same
purchased a new $320 joystick for fighting games, a niche his own audience hardly watches
spent an additional $25 on buttons for the joystick he hardly used
spent over $400 on games and gaming accessories, yet states he can't afford vet care for his cat
e-begged for two weeks for the joystick, made no money, purchased it, then said he's not broke
decided be might play Fightcade after years of declaring it full of cheaters and not worth it
mass-banned much of his chat after they posted F for respect after Phil mistreated a fan of his
believes the fan he banned was a known troll on a sock account
believes that trolls orchestrate things to make him look bad
called his fans assholes for pointing out that he was acting like an asshole
equates 'experience' with 'trauma' while talking about relationships
said the key to a successful relationship is to prioritise your partner's happiness over yours
said that liking other peoples' posts on Instagram while in a “significant relationship” is “weird”
ranted that latecomers to the stream were asking why he ranted earlier, banned some fans asking
believes that hardly anyone watches movies using their computer
has spies in detractor Discord servers that inform him of who is a troll in his chat
lies that he doesn't ask his spies for info on trolls
thinks emulating games is "breaking the law" even when he owns copies of the original games
cares about emulation and law even though his original Chrono Trigger playthrough was emulated
hint hinted on Twitter that he doesn't want to first mini computer stream to get low tips
got crushed in SF6 and got demoted back to Platinum rank, blamed his new $320 joystick
really enjoyed the torture scene in GTAV (PsychopathSydePhil)
stated he doesn't care about views anymore but he still drop games when views are low
insinuated that the flaws with his mini computer apply to all PCs, hence no PC gaming for him
wished there were a console version of Chrono Trigger; SNES original and PS1 port
called his fans "gullible idiots" because they believe and parrot what trolls in his chat say
takes 1-2 troll comments as proof of a coordinated effort
read outloud an alleged fan email that used “I hope I see you well”, a phrase Phil often uses
“I haven’t been in dire straights for 3 years” and yet still e-begs as if he is in dire straights
saw a fan in chat talk about Jasper's health and assumed trolls were spreading misinfo on Jasper
said he can tell sock-accounts by how they talk, yet says you can't tell his accounts like that
“I told you guys I don’t pay attention to anything those shitheads say about me and I don’t care!”
brings up “personal behind the scenes stuff I can’t talk about" and talks about it
“I wish I could share my private life with all of you, I miss it” after years of wanting privacy
claimed the veterinarian tried to "upsell him" with bloodwork to make extra money off Phil
never got his cat's bloodwork done out of spite for the vet allegedly tacking it on like an extra
ranted that his viewers "think they know better than a vet!”; thinks he knows better than a vet too
blamed SF6 for matchmaking him with players that counter his Blanka rather than get better
made comments about Starfield being GOTY despite saying the GOTY Awards don't matter
takes people's opinions about their GOTY very seriously
often types FFXVI wrong in his tweets, proving he doesn't know Roman numerals
declared that because "I increased my winwate-winrate by 1%" it was worth buying SF6 for the PS5
openly called for pro players to challenge him at SF6, turned down most for 'trolling' or toxicity
admitted that eating less and not drinking himself to sleep is helping him feel better
boasted that an hour of yard work made him feel the best he's ever been in years
spent an hour cleaning up his yard which is a 12 foot strip of concrete and a small patch of grass
publicly announces when he follows people on Twitter despite them getting notifications
made a gender stereotype joke of women taking a day off to watch Barbie; takes a day off to game
“The nice thing about this community is how generous it is.”
plays competitive games and complains he has competition
got a $25 tip from Jaxx Raxor but added 1MinuteMan to the leaderboard instead... hmmm...
complained he had to restart stream to install updates to Windows 8.1 he'd been sitting on for ages
was confused why he has separate ISP appointments for his separate internet lines
didn't know that using Wi-Fi amplifiers with two internet lines slowed his internet down
wanted to do a “most disappointing ever” SF6 tier list, but asked his viewers to make it for him
said Chrono Trigger was one of his fave games yet can barely remember anything about it
after ragequitting a game he searches Twitter for posts praising the game and shit-replies to them
deleted fanmade YouTube shorts after trolls tricked him into thinking said fan was a troll
banned said fan after he questioned why his fanmade YouTube shorts were deleted
believes that Teespring kicked him off because trolls showed them a 'portfolio' of DSP's actions
blames this 'portfolio' of his problematic content with no evidence of its existence
asked his viewers to set him up with a company that won't cancel him for his problematic content
stated that xQc barely adds to his reactions to content; does the same
blames his viewers if they call the stream boring, tell them to come back later
claimed not to know the banana song despite singing it
claimed that "obsessive idiots" listen to the clip of him singing the banana song on a loop
claimed to not be in it for the money despite asking viewers to help set up a shop for his merch
hint hinted he wants a $120 'emulation box' despite acquiring a $300 mini PC
now bans sock accounts after liking sock accounts before so he could receive YT memberships
throws innocent fans under the bus when he suspects they are trolls (as he said in his Discord)
blames his fans in his Discord server for leaking their messages
takes great pride in banning trolls, thinks it wounds their egos and feelings when he bans them
blames trolls for why he can't make friends
lies about not caring about detractor communities because he uses that info to ban sock accounts
openly admitted he is friends with some detractors because they 'backstab' other detractors
lamented that he is getting older so that is why he must do meaningful things; prestreams 2 hours
said he doesn't seek out Twitter accounts to block, but he has blocked uncontacted troll accounts
said he only blocks people who spam but has blocked accounts just for talking to troll accounts
justified his racist humour by saying no one was offended and it was "equal opportunity" (mocking)
acts like a melodramatic clown when someone in chat mentions they will be gifting memberships
blocks big YouTubers when they offer to interview him because he assumes they'll exploit him
got into a spat with Adam on Twitter because Phil only sees the interview as a money-grab
wanted to talk to Suttering Craig face-to-face yet cowardly ignored the invitation on his time off
says he is done with drama and then inserts himself into drama for 'woe is me' victimhood
claimed Side Scrollers scammed their viewers... by giving them what they wanted
said he supports what Side Scrollers does and then screamed to stop giving them money
“The Side Scrollers are using you to make money!"; made his top-tippers mods for his dead chat
confessed in his Discord he can't eat meat due to his bad teeth and possibility of gout flare-up
confessed in his Discord his second PayPal was set up to keep milking his dents for money
warns his viewers not to do chargebacks because they don't work (but they do)
spent five minutes ranting about superchats because he always has money on his mind
called a fan an idiot because he kept superchatting to get Phil's attention
believes that podcasts can't accept money if they talk about him or else they are "milking" him
sees Craig demanding Phil on his podcast is wrong, sees himself demanding LTG on his podcast is good
said he can’t have a motorcycle because it’s too wet in Washington state for one
whined when Elon Musk announced the removal of blocking on Twitter/X as it would ruin his safe space
ranted about Twitter/X removing blocking even though he barely uses it
called Elon Musk an idiot despite previously stating it's his company and can do what he likes
at times bases his schedule on a game's release, has no Plan B if said game is delayed
ranted that MK1 wasn't available and he isn't stupid but found it while ranting and looked stupid
banned a fan who pointed out that e-begging may be violating YouTube's ToS
got an infestation of flies and ants from leaving trash in his garage during the summer
admitted he reads superchats slowly, to let them 'sink in', to avoid putting on the glasses/hats
gave a touching sendoff to Gametrekker when he retired (mainly due to his big tips $$)
ramped up the e-begging as soon as Gametrekker the whale left
feeds stray cats in his neighbourhood peanuts, which could be dangerous and a choking hazard
claimed that “puffy cats” don’t exist in the wild and “it’s weird” if you see one
“Jasper has almost never seen other cats.”
“It’s time for DSP gaming news” and then quickly ranted about Elon Musk and Twitter again
got 20 gifted members to hit 500 again and then hint hinted that he may have miscounted
assumes that most comments about wrestling is a dig at him still playing WWE Champions
“Brains function like hard drives.”
“I live in Seattle, which is a hotbed of gaming!”
said that people doing soyfaces in thumbnails were stupid; does the same for his YT shorts
assumes people care about his opinions about fighting games
thinks he is the only one honest about Mortal Kombat 1, assumes everyone defending it is lying
told his chat not to reveal where they live, then informs everyone one of his mods lives in LA
cut back on the SF6 streams as he realized he wasn't getting tipped enough for the humiliation
hint hinted he was “spending extra money” to play Starfield early
encouraged people to swing on by to say hello, and banned them once he recognised them as trolls
pretended to be shocked that there are leaks for Starfield; uses leaks and early reviews for news
believes that early review codes are to "create hype" but they literally are for early reviews
said Jasper doesn’t have cat friends because he is an indoor cat and doesn’t go outside
“There is no ideal number of memberships a channel can have” yet still wants 500 for the support
“Sometimes this channel has had over 1000 members”; just once and they were botted
thinks New Delhi isn't in India (it's India's capital city)
“I am good at fighting games again!”
made an edgy tweet that most female streamers are titty tub streamers that's doing sex work
gets puzzled when people in chat talk about non-gaming topics during the non-gaming prestream
had fruit flies breach his office, suggesting he still hadn't cleaned up the trash in the garage
at times dozes off during cutscenes in games, snaps out of it if money is mentioned
bashes his $300 arcade stick when he gets defeated in an online fighting game game
“It eats me up! It heats me up when the game doesn’t agree with me!”
always references his helicopter job from 2012 because his life experience ends there
thinks job security doesn't exist and thus made zero attempt to obtain it when he was employed
defended Derich even after he insulted Phil in the chat
called a supporter an idiot for calling out Derich's mischief, then pondered why the supporter left
“When I originally played GTA V I had bought the strategy guide.”
bashes the practice of paying $30 extra to play a game early yet considers doing it at times
bans people that Derich requests be banned, only investigates the reason why after the fact
believes that trolls impersonate his fans, but some of his fans really do say unhinged things
admitted he Doordash'd burritoes from a place that is literally a five minute drive away
assumed that his Doordash driver had no other deliveries scheduled when he ordered
believes his Doordash driver lied when he said he other deliveries scheduled before Phil ordered
thinks that the Doordash app does tell you if the driver has other deliveries to make before yours
"If you have to run multiple delivery apps to make a living, you shouldn't do it."
stated that the Sons of Kojima trolls are better than his current detractors
stated that TIHYDPs have value in that they show Phil how he can improve
called himself "one of the most resilient content creators" as he rants about trolls ruining him
lied that Armored Core 6 has no hype anywhere to avoid playing it
admitted he has a stock of tequila, bourbon, orange liquor, and coconut rum in the house
encouraged his fans to tip so they can choose which alcohol he swigs (former alcoholic btw)
“DLC shouldn’t be worked on until the main game is out! That's ridiculous!"
thinks DLC should be worked into the main game
banned a fan who superchatted a legit tip to improve in SF6
“I am not going to get upset! There is no point!” and then got upset
included people who haven't been in his chat in ages as 'regulars'
believes The Witcher 3 wasn’t popular until the Netflix show came out
showed the bottles of tequila, bourbon, orange liquor, and coconut rum, almost all half-empty
believes that changing his style of humour improved his channel but the stats say otherwise
believes that focusing on reacting to his chat rather than focus on the game is a good idea
thinks it's okay to make jokes that Jesus Christ is a zombie
humble-bragged that he “doesn’t react to pain anymore” because he's used to suffering every day
is puzzled that ice cream shops don't deliver after 8pm
thinks that screws loosening over time means whatever's affixed to it is “on its way out”
can't remember how long he's been married
unbanned a racist fan because said fan is a regular tipper
accidentally referred to Kat's cooking as "whore-made"
spent $900 on WWE Champions after the 15 years legacy retrospective marathon
believes that he has tons of $$ support given his viewer and subscriber count (inorganic by whales)
admitted he won't change for his fans anymore because he's tired of changing what he does
called his own fans morons for pointing out the low support his marathon stream made
“I don’t care about making lots of money.”
“I’m not trying to spoil myself on Starfield” and then talked about the leaks
defended Starfield for it's engine limitations even though they broke the devs' promises
stated that statistics “don’t make factual sense and are presented out of context” for "narratives"
“Spin me the right data to tell me things objectively.” (spinning data doesn't make it objective)
ranted that statistics are stupid yet spends 10 minutes giving SF6 stats daily
stated that all humanity has become "negative and toxic” because they dislike him and don't tip
ranted about toxicity while berating his viewers for tuning out of his Armored Core 6 streams
assumed that people didn't watch his AC6 streams because he likes the game and they wanted rage
bans people who correct him after he has done "hours of research"
allegedly hurt himself turning his neck, got massive pain in his right shoulder, asked for tips
stated he was in “debilitating pain” yet was moving back and forth as usual
bemoaned his pain even though two days ago he said he no longer felt pain
later that stream turned his neck back and forth with no pain just fine
blamed his dad for his bad back even though he's previously blamed his aunt for his back (and gout)
said he doesn’t have to worry about exercise “because his house was built for cats”
stated that he cannot have children because trolls will ruin his child's life
implied he was pathetic because trolls will mock his future child with his own failures
called himself selfish and irresponsible for letting his life get to where he can't have kids
blames trolls for no plans for kids even though last year (2022) the reason was lack of money
finds it odd that his cat doesn't like belly rubs
bragged after defeating Balteus in Armored Core 6 even though he had help from his chat
made fun of content creators who quit AC6 at Balteus; spent hours trying even with chat helping
retconned his aforementioned mocking of content creators as a joke once he got heat for it
ranted for 15 minutes justifying being handheld by his chat to beat any tough challenge in a game
believes that if all his 'hate watchers' were to vanish he'd been even more successful
inadvertently admitted his AC6 views stink because “the hate watchers” don’t care
revealed how he “distracts himself from pain”: alcohol and video games
allows video game spoilers in his chat but not wrestling PPV spoilers
justifies attacking or blaming other content creators with “I’m an interactive streamer”
pointed out he gets tips for being entertaining, not stream length; still does marathons
pretends not to see problematic comments from supporters in his chat because he won't ban them
pretends not to see problematic fans in his chat and yet talks about what they say
went full clown mode in a SF6 stream with wild body movement, disproving his "shooting pain" claim
spent $2267 on WWE Champions in a week (late August 2023), $967 of that in just one day (Aug 30)
is still salty about the bitrate incident on Twitch from over a decade ago
complained that people go out of their way to find things to complain about; does the same
believes that people who have DSP detractor channels are 100% invested in just him and nothing else
claimed that if he were a politician he'd help the people; never paid John Rambo a fair wage
claimed that he has never taken payoffs and shilling; has taken paid sponsorships and brand deals
said he has always turned out sponsorships but has complained trolls ruined those opportunities
sees zero connection between raising money for political campaigns and him e-begging on stream
believes that once the weather stops being so hot it must be signalling the end of summer
got nervous once he found out Srarfield is another Bethesda RPG
pre-emptively called out his viewers for "expecting too much" when he played Starfield
pre-emptively blamed his viewers for not understanding Starfield to excuse low attendance
cleaned out his air conditioner but didn't open any doors and windows, leading to clouds of dust
admitted that 'on-demand views' don't matter to him
encourages his viewers to become his 'expert' who tip him tips and advice on the game
“I feel like Super Mario Wonder is the first true sequel to Mario World.”
bans people posting 'X' in his chat as it means they disagree with what he's saying/doing
hint hinted that because YouTube demonitized his react videos he needs support
grumbled about the react videos getting demonitized despite expecting it from the beginning
clout-chased on Twitter by stating that no one is 'debating' over pronouns in Starfield
told his fans not to watch drama videos despite saying “you can watch whoever you want”
had weeks to cancel the Mortal Kombat 1 preorder but never did
wanted to cancel the MK1 1 preorder because he ordered the wrong version and couldn't play early
confirmed he scours and unblocks then blocks again on Twitter to see what detractors are saying
called detractor SF6 loss montage videos "toxic"; 90% of his SF6 matches is toxic content
bragged about getting Master Rank in SF6 yet also said those with bad W/L ratio also made Master
ranted that he has depression after no one liked his depression joke
stated matter-of-factly that because he has depression he can make depression jokes
“Serious topics should be talked about in a serious way” yet talked about depression during SF6
implied that the detractor who made Phil's depression joke clip should kill himself
thinks that detractors making him look bad deserve to receive thinly-veiled death threats
wants his detractors to be bullied for just existing, let alone just the ones making content
wants his detractors to clip “his good parts as well” (then they wouldn't be detractors)
admitted he wants MK1 early for the 'day one views' (a practice he hates other people doing)
takes recommendations for optimal builds in games rather than experiment on his own
lied he doesn't watch other streamers; has said he watches other streamers with Kat
lied that he's never watched any Asmongold content but he is one of the streamers he watch with Kat
said that he does his own things in games... which happen to be optimal builds/strategies
ranted about how is isn't hand-holding, later that stream he thanked his chat for hand-holding him
stated if he had the money to travel he would probably do well in Street Fighter tournaments
admitted that he lets detractors on Twitter get to him, causing him to fumble in fighting games
had an annivesary event for the Burger King 'fiasco' of 2021 where the service was terrible
assumes that a larger player base means better connections
ranted that the PlayStation service agent asked him how his day was going
“I’ve told you guys, I don’t like monetizing you.”
stated he doesn't want his viewers getting ads but got excited about Twitch streams with ads
acknowledges that the majority of his audience are long-term viewers, not new viewers
"Why does it take so long to get chat help!"; chat is mostly dead due to dents and banned trolls
believes that you should not have pet insurance if you take good care of your pet/s
spent ages ranting about the ranking system in SF6 rather than prepare for his wife's birthday
backed down from his 'FGC bad' stance once an FGC old guard chimed in with logic
went to Safeway with a Middle-Eastern woman who was not his wife
denies he was spotted at Safeway with another woman, lean-in-manual-bans anyone who talks about it
reveal new additions to his stream: unfunny 'lol randumb xD' decals for the background
thinks he isn't “like those other guys” because he's legit; it's because he's a beggar
talked about how he can't eat a whole pie when he's supposed to be buying it for Kat's birthday
"I want $50 a day" and still thinks he rakes in more than a typical office job like once had
keeps reading aloud people's real names, proving he can see their names and not anonymously
hint hinted he wanted >600 YT members without saying the exact number
cleaned his air conditioner filters and said they were black, filthy, and full of soot and dirt
said 7 year “is not a long amount of time” to pass because “that’s half” of his “YouTube career”
whined that he has no money to repair things in his house; still buys pulls from WWE Champions
says he has no time to make repairs; no commute, no kids, doesn’t cook, streams 7.5 hours a day
"I don't have time to clean up the garage" yet won't do it on his day off
believes that no one is 100% accountable for their actions, someone/something always shares blame
believes people should either fix their problems solo or others should pony up to help them
thinks inventory space and weight limits is unrealistic in video games and wants less of it
asked his viewers to suggest sites to sell his merch that won't remove him if 'trolls' brigade them
took the bait from his trolls that suggested selling his merch on a 'right wing' merch store
called a clinic to get diagnosed, went there to get the medication, did not go to the appointment
thinks that any futuristic city with neon lights copies Cyberpunk
said that Starfield's persuasion mechanic isn't like Skyrim, so “Bethesda lost their way”
kept reloading in Starfield every time he failed a persuasion
commemorated the anniversary of 9/11 with an insensitive tweet about himself improving his life
assumes that if a game is 25+% off a few months after release the sales - and game - must be bad
assumes that no one outside of the YouTube gaming community and the FGC know who he is
thinks Square blaming "online hate" is ridiculous; when he does it is "factual observation"
called FF16 a failure because it didn't get him the amount of $$ support he wanted
admitted that his reactions when playing fighting games online is exaggerated
lamented while watching clips of his old vids that he used to play for fun and have fun doing so
his first instinct when seeing there's a clip of him getting perfected is to say they cheated
"I give credit where credit is due."; 99% of his losses are unearned according to him
spent longer justifying a video clip and doing damage control than actually watching it
thinks his cat dragging his headphones around and destroying his stuff is typical cat behaviour
“I don’t bombard my content with ads”; advertises his stream constantly with reminders to tip
mixed up the DLC release dates for Mario Kart World Tour with Mario Kart 8
doesn't save money for days off with Kat, wants viewers to give him "liquidity" (tips) to do so
doesn't want to leave his cat alone as it may traumatize him; left him alone when he got married
believes you need a "specialty ID" to get on a plane, even just to fly to a different state
believes that to get this "specialty ID" it takes a year due to the backlog
“It takes a year or more to get a REAL ID to fly!” (it takes 15 business days)
blames his parents for not moving out to Seattle with him because they took too long
refuses to go to tourist areas in Seattle because it's high crime
won't go to downtown Seattle or it will “Put myself at personal risk”, or even outdoors at all
wants his react channel to work "long term" while hint hinting it's not about the money (but it is)
says no one cares about the vests but then is like "it sure would be nice to wear a vest today"
"WHY IS NO ONE TALKING TO ME?!", literally only had 13 people in chat (not counting bot)
assumes that "no one is laughing" at a joke if he isn't laughing at it
pondered why people go to McDonald's when they can just to expensive restaurants weekly like he does
"If you like Bethesda games you have to like Starfield!"
"The point of my streams is not to shit on games."
doesn’t even know if his phone is paid off (business degree btw)
“I made the banana song” despite previously saying he didn't know what it was
didn't embrace the banana song despite it being the funniest creative thing he's done on stream
“Crono never talks in the game.” (Chrono Trigger is allegedly one of his fave games)
complained about Apple despite their devices being so easy to use even he can do it
showed his phone during his Apple rant despite "I can't show my phone, that would be dangerous"
ranted that Apple charges $30 for a charger; charges $50 to put on sunglasses
compared Unity charging $0.20 per download being “like credit cards” (credit cards on his mind)
called Unity scummy for charging for use of their engine; Unreal does it too
baited tips by claiming it was his last stream playing SF6
banned half his chat (9/19) because they were allegedly sock accounts
spent $120 on Mortal Kombat 1 just to play the story mode (too scared to get bodied online)
spent $120 on Mortal Kombat 1 and didn't play it on launch (no day one views!)
told his viewers to stop saying every game he plays sucks when they are jokingly parroting him
"Those comments will be manually removed by me. No human will ever see them." (Phil isn't human)
did an “in depth” Street Fighter 6 coverage yet hadn't even tried all characters
believes that because 'everyone' calls him a scrub he can call everyone else a scrub
said Mortal Kombat 1 can’t be fun because it isn’t competitive
talked about Twitter and Elon Musk news on his gaming news podcast
exclaimed he doesn't condone death threats to Unity but that they should have expected them
compared staff cuts at Unity to him losing his job at the helicopter company and bad CEOs
believes people commenting on videos but not watching them is actual engagement
said Street Fighter 6 has a bad “input reader” and “everyone is talking.about it”
almost said a racial slur when talking in an elderly Chinese accent
hint hinted that because he spent $120 on Mortal Kombat 1 he'd like to make it worth his while
spent $493 on WWEC during his day off, then did an impromptu stream to e-beg for more
called the big house cleaning a "relaxed day", implying his wife did most of the work
complained that a restaurant's food and his wife's cooking of the same dish have the same flavour
complained that gamers have already found amazing combos in MK1 shortly after its release
assumed that many players in Mortal Kombat 1 will unleash "endgame" combos and ruin online play
was overlevelled in Chrono Trigger, spammed Dark Matter on the final boss, acted like it was tough
cried during the end credits of Chrono Trigger, kept a teary eye out for tips
gets emotional during Hulk Hogan's entrance
hated the 'shills' who got MK1 early yet paid $120 to get MK1 early
stated that the entire content creator industry is paid shills getting games early
stated that those who get games early are shills, then said those who get games early are not shills
said that all content creators are in it for money; calls it his 'business' to stream and e-beg
ruined his experience with MK1 by thinking too much about the lore
made no secret that his fave part of MK1 was the rewards part (aka the gacha pulls)
gets nervous when the view bot doesn't show up, tells his viewers not to notice the view count
revealed that he gets post nasal drip while eating and thus he needs tissues handy
declared that Derich didn't ask HIM about incest, didn't deny Derich talking about incest at all
banned a paypig who pointed out that his unhinged rant about detractors is why he has them
gets depressed when tips are low even if the game is fun, views are high, and the chat is hyped
focuses on the fluctuating view count and commenting on it rather than gaming
ponders why his view count is steadily declining even though he's said YouTube is a sinking ship
admitted that giving his videos a thumbs down affects the algorithm
admitted his feelings get really hurt to see his videos getting thumbs down'd
admitted he used to look up walkthroughs between video parts to progress
said that a detractor video did not make a point, had it paused with onscreen text making its point
doesn't even know when games he plans to play come out
assumed that if a detractor mocks DSP by impersonating him whatever they say was something he said
called a detractor video unfunny despite his chat laughing, called them stupid
says detractor videos are a waste of time, reacts to them, confirms he just wasted his time
called his mannerisms and medical conditions "stupid", anyone who makes jokes of them also stupid
called TIHYDP videos "intelligent", praised evilaj2010 and The 0utsyder
assumes that if you make a video mocking his snorting then you must 'hate-watch' all his content
"He tried to take my mannerisms and impersonate me!" when watching a parody video of him
"For the record I'm not offended" yet ragequit the video and never finished watching it
"I see them and ignore them" but then rants about it for 10 minutes
said he can't taste meals, meaning that all the 'robust' dishes he had may not have been robust
lamented having a nasal drip despite not snorting even once during the Sidescrollers interview
doesn’t know anything about XQc’s condition but expects others to know his exact medical problems
did not realise that a video he reacted to of people to avoid were all points that apply to him
disapproves of incest... because both partners spent so long together that it's not fresh
loves classic games yet spams save states, “I don’t have the time for this! I’m a modern gamer!”
“Passion for the classics” yet plays plays a PC port of a mobile port on a $400 micro PC
treated his cat “vomiting all over the house" as a mere annoyance rather than one of concern
“Tell me what you want to see me do first” and then does his own thing
clarified that when he says “give me $50 a day” what he really means is more than $50 a day
hint hinted he wants $100 a day; $50 for the day stream, $50 for the night stream
said people like 1MM dictate what he does, even though 1MM tips regardless of what he's doing
banned people who use his “speak with their wallets" line against him by saying they won't tip him
blamed his viewers for making him spend $120 on MK1 and made him think they wanted it
“It’s not about playing the hot new releases anymore"; dropped Starfield for Lies of P
takes credit for 'outliving' people that took jabs at him even though they failed regardless of him
credits his "work ethic" to outliving his critics; does the bare minimum and sometimes not even that
claimed that he "never sold out"; did a Twitch bounty stream and had shilled gamer chairs
was shocked that he got barely any support for an impromptu MK1 stream no one asked for
“You need to grow up!”; is a 41 year old man e-begging so he can play video games all day every day
admitted he doesn't want to do streams that make people laugh, he wants streams where they tip him
threatened to strike restreamers, even if they add commentary to make it transformative
“I don’t make insane drama content” as he ranted for 10 minutes about drama
literally used his chat to solve the quests in Lies of P rather than solve them himself
tried to kill the training dummy in Lies of P, ranted that it wouldn't die
“I have always been a solo creator.”; John, Howard, and others don't exist to him anymore
pronounces 'archival' as "“ark a vul”
held his phone screen to the camera, revealing a dirty uncleaned phone case
said Gamepass was worth it in 2022 because he got to play Skyrim; same price buys the game forever
won’t use death counters for games anymore “because his trolls will use it to laugh at him”
“No one uses death counters anymore!”
reckons Nintendo needs to apologise for the Wii-U
thinks he's special for reading superchats, assumes other streamers don't; ignores most superchats
believes that autumn is perfect weather for gaming because it’s nice outside
hint hinted he wants $700-800 blackout curtains, will have to hire a guy to install them
wanted 500 YT members consistently, now wants 650
“I never liked the competitive aspect of Mortal Kombat games”, keeps buying them
assumed that the people who got Lies of P early and criticized it only did it for clickbait
believes we are in a gaming renaissance; only plays AAA games or meme games
talks with authority about the fighting game community despite only playing consoles over a decade
called a troll a loser for bothering him for 10 minutes during his 3 hour streams
calls viewers pointing out his flaws to be sock accounts of a "psycho" so he can ignore criticism
reasoned, with zero self-awareness, that gamers and content creators should get jobs
very poorly defined NFTs, thinks screenshotting them suddenly defeats the purpose of them
implied he would pay for an NFT in a fighting game if it buffed his health or damage
called out a troll allegedly superchatting on sock accounts, gives the troll attention every time
said the trolls have no impact on his content and then went on a 20 minute rant about trolls
dedicated most of the 'news' segment of his podcast talking about combo meals at fast food joints
lamented his declining viewership but will punish anyone who mentions it
convinced himself that YouTube isn’t showing the “real” viewer count on his videos
does not understand why his views drop off after the first part of a playthrough
said views don't matter to him during a rant about how views matter to him
praises a game until he can no longer win via button mashing and then he declares the game sucks
gave parenting advice despite never raising a child
couldn't answer about Secret Limited because it was a "crazy loaded question"
defamed Secret Limited by saying he presented the escort saga as 100% true
didn't watch Secret Limited's videos, only guessed the content based on the thumbnail
shat all over SecretLimited after his retirement, had barely a positive thing to say
got a superchat of 100 Argentine Peso ($0.30 USD) and assumed it was worth a lot
assumed that if the YouTube superchat is in a yellow box it must be more than $10 USD
said he doesn't care about people finding his videos and yet wants engagement for the algorithm
said that if you are using a scissor lift you shouldn’t be wearing a T-shirt
barely reacted to a clip of a guy almost eating feces, meaning he's desensitised to such things
made a thumbnail of him mimicking Asian eyes by squinting his with his hands
stated that nobody cares about Cyberpunk 2077 anymore despite it's resurgence in popularity
wagequit MK1 after putting $440 into it ($120 for the game early, $320 for the joystick)
“Morons support morons.”
said “offensive” and “racial humor” from the past is “still ok to laugh at”
gave advice on how to be offended: don't be
orders McDonald's via DoorDash despite living an eight minute walk away
was relieved when YouTube fixed the viewcount glitch despite claiming not to have been concerned
warned everyone to ignore his emotional outbursts from "personal problems at home" e.g. divorce?
needed to leave for dinner but stayed for another 20 minutes to game and e-beg
has been a YT member of Justin Wong despite having no time to watch streams or money to support
insisted he has given zero evidence or implication as to his personal problems
"I'm a very transparent guy" but won't give any details as to his present problems
did a review of Halloween (2018) which amounted to little more than a plot summary and ranting
“I want you guys to be able to watch and support the content freely” and then asked for tips
yanks off any 'rewards' (hats, glasses, vests) when he gets serious at gaming
apologised for being in a "bad mood" yet behaved no different than every other day of the year
took out his bad mood on his audience, apologised and e-begged
looked forward to Final Fantasy VII Rebirth despite not liking changes Final Fantasy VII Remake made
said his day off is determined by the release of new games; previously cited his wife's schedule
refused fans' advice to take a break when mad, will instead double-down with forced positivity
"If I feel like I put out content that's crappy or worthless it hurts me."
refuses to believe that some see his content as meaningless, assumes they are all losers
believes that if game developers patch their game from community feedback they must be incompetent
blames big name developers like Todd Howard and Ed Boon even if they aren't involved at all
said he was going to control his temper and then did a massive rant over a bug in Mortal Kombat 1
wants all of a game's bugs and glitches to be fixed before launch, no need for post-launch patches
says that he has to be different than the shills; has said he'd like to be a shill but can't
hates it when game devs 'crowd source'; gets his banner, music, shorts, and intros from his fans
said he makes "curated" content for a target audience, implied it was a small audience
“I have no interest in Forza or sim racers. I won’t be playing it.", then played Forza in October
“Looks like my chat has frozen. It hasn’t moved in 2 minutes.”, chat is dead because he's boring
did not want to play a long game during a gaming marathon
did not want horror or spooky games for the Hallowe'en marathon
admitted he sucks at fighting games due to getting older and having slower reaction speed
admitted he prefers 'basic' characters (read: button-mashing characters) in fighting games
said he hasn't sunk so low as to be play viral games and make dumb faces in thumbnails (but he has)
doesn't understand that some content creators, like Dr. Disrespect, are portraying characters
said he doesn't do lolcow shit intentionally like a clown; does it unintentionally like a lolcow
"I'm not here to make content for a buck, I never was."
"I don't put on stupid outfits or do dumb stunts for money"; wears costumes and blows bubbles
insisted he will retire when people in his chat tell him what he does isn't fun or meaningful
admitted he purchased the second PS5 controller, disproving the lie that a fan donated it to him
gave a retarded solution to 'fix' lag involving revamping the rollback netcode
incorrectly defined predictive rollback as guessing your every input
celebrated October with a collage of his 'spooky' costumes, none of which are unironically scary
tsk tsk'd his viewers into renewing their memberships
guessed he has around 10,000 genuine fans with no evidence of that figure
"There's nothing worse than an angry adult pest! They'll start doing really awful things for money."
spent more time mocking an DSP impersonator's appearance than the content of the satire
can’t laugh at himself and doesn’t want to be “school yard bullied”
"It's the equivalent of school yard bullying", "he is fatter and has a worse hairline than mine."
says he doesn't care about detractors but seems to know about everything Keemstar has tweeted
stated that streamers and content creators deliberately die in Soulsbourne games for the content
asserted that absolutely nobody steamrolls Soulsborne games on their first playthrough
"I have learned the game and the mechanics. I'm a better gamer now."; mashes attack button and dies
thinks he doesn't play Soulsborne games worse than an average person
thinks his deaths in Soulsborne games entertain only "toxic" people
believes that having a death counter, or a counter for anything, defeats the purpose of gaming
wants to play games his way even if his viewers beg and plead for him to change
got very toxic when addressing the toxicity of his "hate watchers"
assumes no one can answer why he's wrong about anything (ignores and bans all answers given)
stated current Phil is better at games than old Phil even though he's suffering from slower reflexes
stated current Phil is better at games than old Phil; current Phil reads chat and guides for help
“I am good at games now! I go out of my way to learn!”
says he's great at a game but also says he's not very good at it
mocks anyone declaring they will chargeback tips even though it's been proven to him it happens
pointed out that back in 2009 his audience was immature and liked sexual humour (not much changed)
thinks YouTube has no right to be angry with no not having ads even though they take cuts from tips
tends to answer aggressively to innocent questions
“What am I having for dinner tonight? I don’t know! I don’t do the cooking here, my wife does!”
cannot answer what he's done the past decade to improve his life through self-change
creates his own tier list of fighting game characters and is bewildered when they underperform
declared PC to be the home for fighting games soon after saying SF6 was made for consoles
lied that he played against majority PC opponents in SF6 when it reality it was almost 50:50
assumes that every PC player of fighting games uses monster tweaked gaming PCs to outdo him
got double perfected in SF6 but claims he won because his opponent "didn't earn it"
barely cared when OIC closed his Twitch account and donated $10 to Doody, a known DSP detractor
whined that streaming platforms released things too late for his Halloween reaction streams
insisted he was removed from businesses because they are "left-leaning" and also detractor groups
sometimes uses Spanish albeit incorrectly
complained that people under-report length of games yet he stops playing to chat, ban, and e-beg
blamed everything (joystick, lag, PC gamers, rollback netcode) rather than himself during SF6
set up a suggestion box for improving his content despite claims he is doing well with no problems
set up a suggestion box but added he won't accept most suggestions since they'd be from trolls
told a story of using cream on his eczema but did not follow the instructions on the label
was told to apply the eczema cream twice a day for 14 days, only applied it when he flared up
assumes he knows more than his doctors about treating his conditions
revealed a new Halloween costume incentive: a white cloth over his face so he resembles a ghost
believes Disney owns the rights to Pinocchio and that's why Lies of P is called that
wanted to do a second run of Lies of P with a different build; says he has no time for new games
won almost every crossplay match in SF6 in a stream and yet still complained about crossplay
“There’s no reason for them to play on the PC.”; has no reason to play games on either console
hint hinted for a new PC so he can join the PC master race that he despises
wants a new better PC so he can play fighting games online once a week for two hours
wants a new better PC so he can run fgcOS, which is designed for lower spec PCs like his
ignored his fans who pointed out with proof he does better against console players in SF6
blamed his fans for him paying extra to get Starfield early only to not attend his streams or tip
believes that Naughty Dog halted its TLOU multiplayer game due to their incompetency
thinks that not running ten ads per stream/video makes up with him e-begging every few minutes
whined that detractors make it seem all he does is e-beg
said that all his detractors take him out of content but some are re-streaming with all the context
proclaimed he likes being called out as it allows him to improve; ignores or bans being called out
thinks people are more entertained by hours of his successes than a single "moment of weakness"
believes that most PC gamers are min/maxing their setups for minimal latency
can't answer why he spent $450 on 2nd copy of SF6 and a joystick rather than save for a better PC
slandered the FGC by stating they mostly play on PC and provided zero evidence in doing so
cannot answer why pro fighting game players do well on consoles when they supposedly only play PC
finds it bizarre that content creators prefer to play everything on PC when he prefers consoles
put Starfield on hold to play other games in the middle of story missions due to doing side content
blamed his office being hot on global warming when his AC is choked with dust
thinks "something is wrong" when his power bill is a record high; got a new AC, running three total
wants nothing to do with big name FGC people yet wants to 1v1 them in various fighting games
said he doesn't know who Mutahar is despite having him blocked on Twitter/X
assumes Mutahar hates him even though Mutahar offered $5k for an interview
stated he is not important enough to be paid for an interview; once said he'd charge $800 for one
said he was done with drama but then said he'd like to talk about Sidescrollers 'profiting' off him
semi-apologised for calling an opponent in SF6 a talentless scrub after learning he was a pro player
hint hinted he wanted a $100 tip to play a new Hallowe'en tip animation
believes that YouTube is no way criminally complicent with any illegal content uploaded there
compared 'slanderous' videos about him to be just as troublesome as actual illegal content
called himself a liar due to calling restreams and videos of his unedited content to be lies
stated it is legally defamation for detractors to use his content wholesale to expose him
his typical reaction to being spotted in a stealth section of a game is to just let himself die
whined about his hot office room and never thought to open the door
proudly showed off his big blue hand fan that is very loud and looks like a wand vibrator
finally changed the encoding on his YT streaming after years of not doing so
exclaimed he never changed the YT stream encoding because YouTube never gave him a tutorial for it
assumed the low latency caused significant stream delay but his audience is slow at reacting
lamented the alleged 9 second stream delay even though his skeleton crew of dents hardly talk
tends to jokingly refer to small phallic-shaped objects to be suppositories
refuses to believe his laugh sounds like ACKACKACK despite playing footage of him laughing like that
“Who cares what I sound like?!” yet will ban anyone saying "ackackack" in his chat
admitted he was seriously seeking a lawyer to take down detractors, gave up because of the costs
believes if he were to sue YouTube or Twitch for hosting detractor content he will win
thinks that by proving to detractors how incorrect an anti-DSP is they will stop using it
proved he is a lolcow by refusing to acknowledge that the memes about him are accurate
refuses to believe his audience isn't still teenagers, thinks they are "intelligent adults"
subtly admitted he is nice to his audience so that when he has 'emergencies' people will tip more
called The Wizard of Oz a fairy tale
demanded a public apology from some in chat, reread their message and realised he read it wrong
stated he does public apologies because he is "the bigger man"
“I don’t think I’ve ever eaten more than half a pizza in one sitting before”, ate other things too
can't answer a yes or no question without an essay explaining his reasoning
stated that if he was a millionaire he would still be a streamer and still ask for tips
won't play Baldurs Gate 3 because 100+ hour RPG games aren't good content; plays every Bethesda game
thinks that playing whatever game he wants and not new releases or viral games is "fantasy land"
stated that JRPGs are in his blood and yet always looks up guide and at chat when playing them
stated that views don't matter even though he whines about low views pretty much every day
"I don't play games for money", but then "I have to make sure my content earns revenue"
revealed that long ago he had the '3 medium pizzas from Domino's Pizza for $5 each' deal many times
revealed that long ago he went to McDonald's and had the '2 double cheeseburgers for $1 each' deal
admits he loves it when his haters raid his chat because he has a reason to complain about them
hint hint that he still has a broken shower and broken dishwasher and would like them fixed
thinks that refinancing his home will get him out of the financial hole he's in
says he is doing fine financially but a two day delay of his payment causes an emergency
so inept he presses the wrong buttons at times and swears his controller is busted (hint hint)
declared he will bring up the lack of support every chance he gets until “we figure it out"
claimed during one stream he had 400 "troll viewers", meaning he only had 20 "legit" viewers
makes up fantasies that trolls will declare every slow (low tips) night to be the end of him
is shocked that he can get 500 views a stream and only make like $10
assumes that if one of his mods goes rogue it is because they were trolling the entire time
said that the Discord leaks were nothing of interest despite routinely denying the leaks are real
stated that he wants people to stop totaling his tips as that makes him accountable
reckons that people who tally his tips help nobody, but concerned fans are interested
prefers counting his tips total and not trolls (because DSP 'forgets' to include tips at times)
ranted that it's not about the money after spending ten minutes ranting about tips and money
assumes his viewers are mostly trolls because one person said the fans stay away because of trolls
implied landscapers are doing yard work based around his days off just to mess with him
gets paranoid about any questions regarding money, assumes they are a troll or a misguided fan
said trolls demanded he turn off crossplay, does it, then said trolls demanded he turn on crossplay
ignores fans when they say they don't like him mad at a game, then blames trolls for the sour mood
hint hinted he wanted to buy new games and bunch of YT memberships expired
assumes that you cannot talk shit about him unless you talk to him and he personally vexes you
believes that if he had joined the Lolcow podcast it would be very successful and "meaningful"
told his new mods to ban anyone sneak-dissing him as it means they are only there to be toxic
planned to clip excerpts from his 'podcast' as separate videos, quickly got too lazy to do it
too lazy to take notes on timestamps for the aforementioned stream excerpts
wants his fans to clip notable segments of his podcast for him (and do it for free)
thinks that streaming 10-12 hours a day is a big deal and helps him
believed “the whole entertainment industry is currently on strike”
said his subscriber count means nothing because that doesn't translate into tips
acts like he is the originator of “YouTuber podcasts”
charged viewers $100 a day for new hats and $150 a day for new vests
forgets to call fans/whales by their aliases, tends to refer to them by their real name
e-begged to pay a big bill and used that money to took his wife out to dinner instead
admitted he lets YouTube apply maximum amount of ads they can because he's too lazy to adjust them
shills for YouTube Premium whenever he can
talked like Michael Jackson to entertain his viewers after being owned in MW3 failed to impress
spent $699 on WWE Champions pulls in a single week in mid-October 2023
spent an additional $597 on WWE Champions pulls the day after the previous weekly total was done
blamed Fridays as the ideal time for SF6 players to 'abuse' rollback netcode to crush him
appreciates YouTube showing filtered messages in his chat as he can be even more restrictive
doesn't want his chat to notice whales dropping memberships or donating big as attention is bad
told his chat to stop telling him to skip videos to react to, skips whenever he feels like it
said that crying because you're scared "makes you a pussy"; cried at the ending of Chrono Trigger
coped with his constant dying in CoD: MW3 with song ideas for his deaths like "I spawn I die"
coped with the beta of CoD: MW3 by saying it being free meant it had "Fortnite kids" playing
laughed hysterically at an old video of him reading fans' PMs and being very disrespectful to them
says he's changed even though he's passive aggressive to fans in 2009 and present day
believes Gordon Ramsay's "entire existence" is reality TV and doesn't cook when off set
doesn't want to play video games outside of his 'office', not even co-op games with his wife
lamented that 'enablers' cause obesity through bad eating habits; enables his wife with her cooking
condemns people who keep unhealthy food in their house; orders unhealthy food, keeps leftovers
threatened to run ads on his stream during his bathroom break if his regulars don't behave
reckoned he'd make a dollar from the aforementioned ads despite claims he'd only make $0.6 a stream
says DLC for games should be meaningful but it also shouldn't contain required story elements
brought the infamous Sonic hat out of retirement to shill it as a donation incentive to wear
pondered why tips suddenly dried up as soon as he made the Sonic hat the $100 tips goal
thinks he hasn't worn the Sonic hat in years but he last wore it 11 months ago for Sonic Frontiers
begged for likes and comments to boost his channel, welcolmed all comments even the retarded ones
still has not realised that trolls can tip and chargeback and win those claims
claims it's a crime to chargeback $1 on YouTube; committed bankruptcy fraud
stated that although he is fat he feels much better than when he was WingsofRedemption's size
told a story of when he was 240lbs and threw his knee out just from standing
refuses to clarify or give details about his personal life because people will shame him somehow
doesn't like being told what he's doing or has done is wrong
doesn't want 'trolls' correcting him constantly despite not caring what trolls say
calls anyone who believes what detractors say are stupid even if they legit don't know about him
doesn't understand that trolls will mock him for any reason whatsoever
“A lot of effort went in to the tip animations” but it's basically FaceApp
keeps stopping to fix his hair, likely haven taken advice from Kat to take better care of himself
expected a 10+ hour long experience for Sonic Superstars, a traditional Sonic platformer
hated Sonic Superstars, a $60 6-hour game; loved The Callisto Protocol, a $70 6-hour game
believes he knows the value of a dollar, thinks e-begging for tips 'earns' him money
said his success happened naturally but then said he worked his ass off and put in the work
said bison burgers are better than beef burgers as they are “pure protein”
brought Starfield back and immediately regretted it as the low tips made him ragequit it
went on a "philosophical” rant about sex and procreation after an NPC in Starfield talked about it
believes that "99.99999%" of parents never planned to have kids
thinks that you shouldn't have kids if you aren't rich, hence why he doesn't have kids
thinks comic books created multiverse plot lines
doesn't like that Starfield has multiverse plotlines as it makes the story more complicated for him
bragged that he stayed away from drama even though he said he watched the drama doco about Boogie
“Have you noticed there’s NO DRAMA around here?”, unaware he creates drama via e-begging
declared that drama content is 'flash in the pan' and never has a lasting impression
said that SSSniperwolf doxing a detractor means nothing but YouTube defended illegal activity
disingenuously stated that being offered to be on Keem's podcast was akin to being threatened
did not pay attention to the Lolcow podcast, assumes it never happened since he isn't involved
is bewildered that podcasters are more interested in the drama than his boring opinions
compared himself to a rock whom the water splashes against, unaware that rocks erode and crumble
believes that memes aren't facts and that if something is true it can't be a meme or meme'd on
said he'd outlive others as they fall to obscurity, but calls himself obscure and unworthy of scorn
scolded Derich, one of his most biggest fans, for bringing up recently deceased FGC member fLoE
gave a very insincere condolence to recently deceased FGC member fLoE
“I'm not going to stop my playthrough to talk about the passing of a colleague.”
loves pointing out that Spider-Man 2 should have been called Spider-Men 2 due to Peter and Miles
complained that he has to divide his trash and he can't put styrofoam out with his old TV
did not drop off his 8-9 bags of styrofoam since before COVID-19 until October 2023
swapped the summer bedding for autumn bedding then his cat vomited all over it
assumes the content creators bigger than him are worse than him (based on few people he observed)
spent a day off hate-watching content creators bigger than him with his and DoorDash'd dinner
watched Twitch VODs with low settings, assumed the original stream was pixellated as hell
called out streamers who keep stopping gameplay to look/talk to chat
called out streamers who "dick around" in menus; began Spider-Man 2 dicking around in menus
declared that he is a decent gamer and streamer based on the few streamers he glanced at
lied that “people said my stuff sucked for years and I believed it” but he never believed it
thinks that people getting 'special treatment' should be gaming skill-based, not with personality
remarked with disgust that people donate to content creators bigger than him
admitted he is envious other gamers get 'special treatment', copes by calling them "dishonest"
is puzzled how some companies and streamers became popular even though he barely pays attention
assumes that if a content creator has fast growth it must be inorganic (shilling, botting, etc)
believes that companies hand-pick content creators to be the faces of their brands
welcomes new viewers by telling to subscribe and tip him if possible
assumes the previous occupant of his house ran an illegal business fixing cars in the garage
saw an oil stain on his garage floor and immediately suspected it was an illegal chop-shop
believes you’re not allowed to run a business out of your home in his private community
acted up when encountering clutter in a game; lives in a cluttered office in a cluttered house
ignores context (willingly or unknowingly) to make jokes or observations
pretended his chat had “crashed” for 5 minutes just to transition to a beg for tips
“I have an unnatural fear of heights.” (as opposed to a natural fear of heights)
doesn't like it when YouTubers insert their face over characters yet did it for Spider-Man 2
assumed his Super Mario Bros. Wonder playthrough would go viral, hasn't realised the problem is him
missed obvious collectables in Super Mario Bros. Wonder, claimed they disappeared
did not know how to activate the PAL blocks in Super Mario Bros. Wonder
hint hinted he wanted a new PS5 controller as his current one had a battery life of 3 hours
is puzzled why Twitch prefers multi-streamers to pay attention to Twitch chat and not ignore it
does not understand why Twitch does not like users promoting their competition
does not believe Twitch can enforce their new ToS
does not understand or care that businesses care about profit most of all
wants Twitch to allow you to stream in at 4K bitrate, does not care about server costs
called a network specialist in his chat an idiot for correcting him about bitrates
thinks detractors monetize their anti-DSP content; has monetized videos about friends and family
calls music tracks "soundtracks"
believes he only asks for tips once per stream in a dedicated segment but he e-begs constantly
thinks that by playing Spider-Man 2 a day after launch day makes him a 'variety' streamer
spent $1265 in WWE Champions in one week in late-October 2023, including a $99 loot pack
joked that his 90s era shirt makes him resemble a rockstar and he should be treated as such
remarked that his "real adult life" didn't start until he moved to Seattle... at age 32
exclaimed his move wasn't meant to cut ties with his family but said it "cut the cord" (so he did)
said that back in Connecticut he frivolously spent money; still does DoorDash and mobile games
said him binning his Wii was a stunt and he treats consoles better; lets them clog with dust
stated that he sucks lollipops rather than licks them, did very suggestive gestures demonstrating
makes rants about banning trolls in his chat rather than just baning them and moving on
tends to ban innocent people in chat because they get popular and that 'derails' the chat
lied that the viewers wanted no more Viewers' Choice when in fact he wanted to "weekly goals"
literally played every level in Super Mario Bros. Wonder focused on his chat for handholding
humble-bragged that he knew the Metal Gear Solid Collection were just ports (still hates Konami)
claims not to be into pro wrestling yet still bans PPV spoilers and still plays WWE Champions
"I drink to get buzzed, I don't drink to get drunk."
did not like Mars Attacks for being a shlocky B-movie, had expected a serious movie
said the 80's were great for Americans because they didn't have to fear anything; Cold War
said he is “disappointed his chat isn’t engaging on a game he really likes.” (hint hint $$)
can now plug his controllers into the console despite claiming it was too far away
proclaimed he doesn't have time for longer streams despite doing longer streams for SF6
admitted he exaggerates his emotions when playing games because it shows his "passion"
denies he has vision problems even though he requires glasses when driving and he squints a lot
joked that he would personally stream in your room for $1000; wouldn't be on Keem's podcast for $50k
tried to convince his fans that he appreciates every tip gets; ignores some, always e-begs for more
stated that 'spamming' emotes in his chat ruins the 'spirit' of his stream
forgets that everyone has money problems and they can't donating him money every day
bans innocent people thinking they are trolls on alt-accounts there to derail the stream
confessed that the trolls have pretty much taken over his chat
believes that anyone in his chat talking about tips is a troll from an anti-DSP Discord server
reckons his trolls don't bother him despite ranting every stream about them
brags that he works longer daily than a full time job
asked his viewers for help troubleshooting an ethernet port (has been streaming 10+ years btw)
got upset that restarting his modem didn't fix the local area internet problem
cannot stream gameplay without his chat (because he wants handholding and to encourage tippers)
refused to stream on the downstairs internet, requires the upstairs internet
thinks his Switch won’t play games without internet and he won’t bother to try it
legit cannot think of anything he and his wife can do with no internet
refused to go his ISP's website or use their app to see an outage map
“I will punch someone in the face if they restart this modem! There is no fucking way!”
said the IPV4 address is an “internal address to his router”
stayed an hour to bitch about his internet outage despite always ending streams early due to no time
revealed that his internet came back as soon as the stream ended making people think it was a scam
uploaded the two hour troubleshooting stream and monetized it
refused to believe that his area has an internet outages, thinks his ISP pushed an update
refused Comcast's offer to send a techie to fix his internet because it was his day off
remembered he has a 4G Wi-Fi hotspot, used it to track tips rather than play games
got very upset that he and his wife had to watch videos on their phone rather than the TV
yells that he can only play one RPG at a time, then played three at a time and blamed his viewers
believes that hotdogs are already precooked therefore you cannot get food poisoning from a hotdog
detailed his 2018 staycation with Kat despite hiding it at the time (since he claimed it was bills)
“Kat beat Starfield weeks ago” meanwhile he ragequit it because he kept getting lost and dying
blames everyone but himself for his current situation
still believes the Discord leaks are an elaborate detractor fabrication
believes a troll working for Comcast messed with his internet
reckoned that getting a haircut was more important than letting a techie fix his internet
commented that the Comcast technician is at his gate, did not get up to let them in
refused to talk about his internet being fixed despite whining about it for 30 hours
compared the drop-off with tips to a fast food restaurant losing customers
genuinely believes that his content is perfect and hilarious restreamers make it worse
was proud he finally clean his garage after 4-5 years of putting it off
cannot answer a simple question without a 2+ minute long explanation/rant
said it was 13 years since he played Alan Wake (he played the remaster a few years ago)
pronounces Cthulu as “Ka twoooo Lu”
said his coffee spilled but the napkin he used to wipe the mess was completely clean
threatens to ban people from chat if they suggest he play a game on a harder difficulty
ponders why nobody talks in his chat after threatening to ban anyone for "derailing" the chat
got a random nosebleed, thought nothing of it
advice for gambling: “When you're up just quit and go take your money and buy yourself a nice meal.”
kept the Comcast techie in his house until the internet was fixed
did not explain what was wrong with is internet despite assuring viewers he would tell them
does no research on games prior to buying them, was stunned he needed a mic for Phasmophobia
won't buy new pants even though all his current pants slip down due to him losing weight
doesn't like that his chat has noticed that he can ban whomever he feels is a sock-account
thinks an atmospheric video game can't be challenging
feels a need to point out poor lip syncing every time he sees it
stated that giving the stream a like helps with the “level of immersion”
claimed to be sick and cancelled the day stream yet had a night stream
"My throat is involved, meaning it would be difficult for me to talk", won't play without talking
“I feel like crap and my postal nasal is going crazy” yet didn't sniffle or snort
hint hinted he would like a step up in donations and tips after he gets ill
admitted he knows people accurately track the money he earns
“My detractors made up that I was seeing an escort” when it was literally two foreign people
notices his fan Kirk being racist in his chat and yet does nothing because Kirk tips a lot
“Mary Jane was never a heroine in the comics! She was a supermodel and that’s it!”
cancelled the much-hyped 2023 Halloween marathon, asked for a super thanks or a tip anyways
assumes that if someone says the stream is boring they are referring to the game and not him
pretended not to know who 1MinuteMan is despite suspect behaviour and seeing all tippers' info
took antihistamine and aspirin when sick, never consulted a doctor
streamed will being so sick he didn't e-beg for hours (which even his fans noticed)
never bothered changing his name for Halloween 2023 despite it being tradition
never showed up to his Halloween 2023 stream, left his viewers (all 15 of them) waiting for him
said he may have COVID but due to his ignorance he infected his wife
"We think we have COVID but we're not testing, just treating it like we do."
did not spend the few dollars for COVID tests, would rather spend it on groceries deliveries
pretty much begged for people to not unsubscribe or not renew their YT membership
says he doesn't really pay attention to his chat but he always calls out alleged sock accounts
emailed his father rather than call him because “he was sick so he couldn’t use the phone”
treated putting out paper plates and cleaning up the litter box as a monumental task
received $273 in a stream and magically seemed to have overcome his cold
told his fans to shut up about trolls because only he can prattle on about trolls
bans trolls as well as the fans pointing out the trolls
believes that without him doing streams his detractors would have nothing to talk about
lied that he had never had his groceries delivered to his home since he moved there in 2014
was stunned to learn you have to pay a delivery cost when having your groceries delivered
was surprised that getting groceries delivered is more expensive than buying them in store
was shocked that the groceries truck driver left the groceries at his doorstep and left
doesn't realise that "quarantine" means contactless pick ups and deliveries
acted like the groceries delivery service being a "subscription service" is a new thing
made a big deal that the default tip to the truck driver is 5%
whined that if the groceries delivery is late he can only get a $10 credit back
complained that the delivery time could melt his groceries but he only purchased bread and soup
got a free bag of cheese and pears, didn't state that were spoiled, undermining the previous point
“Running around the house putting groceries away” and it exhausted him
fully expected the delivery truck to return to his house to retrieve a bag they mistakenly gave him
was too lazy to go out and buy medicine for his sick wife, had those delivered too
didn't add the over-the-counter meds to his groceries delivery order
stated he lives super close to a pharmacy, had them deliver meds out of laziness
made a big deal out of having to remember to take a single Advil at a set time
temp-banned a fan who politely requested Phil have a belated Halloween marathon since he skipped it
called marathons "extremely draining"; sits still for hours casually playing games and chilling
had a mental breakdown when he realized he has to work harder due to time off, bans fans even more
publicly shamed and temp-banned the paypig six70two, who donated $1000 to Phil, who called him lazy
misunderstood a joke, banned the fan who told it, but refused to unban the fan after realizing
let his wife do the laundry despite her being very sick, showed off his Legend of Zelda pyjamas
won't call parents on the phone because he’s sick but will call customer service to complain
“We had no appetite from the sickness” then complained about DoorDash delivery taking so long
believes that Amazon's “guaranteed shipping date” is a legally-binding promise to customers
said he works 6 days a week and yet still does not find any time to spend with his wife
boasted that he has been holding back on e-begging but only lasted a single day before resuming
announced a Thanksgiving marathon a day after letting Halloween pass by without doing a marathon
celebrated with glee that Bungie had massive layoffs because Destiny didn't make him much money
doesn't like that the Halo franchise caters to fratbro gamers (because he's no longer one)
demanded people stop giving money to those that do not innovate and blame others (pot kettle black)
doesn't know his Xbox Live login after being so used to it saving his details
does not understand why Microsoft and Sony would ask for his login for things like changing details
lamented that men these days would rather sit around playing games than living a meaningful life
judges others for loving digital things than IRL things; loves digital like games and WWE champions
shits on people who would spent $700 on concert tickets, would spend $700 for Wrestlemania tickets
shits on Taylor Swift and calls her and her fans "mouth-drooling morons"
described how people drink alcohol to cope with reality a little too personally
brought up Magfest to complain and seethe at how they didn't allow him to have a panel
found it weird that Magfest would host panels for likable people and not notorious or literal whos
was angered Magfest had a panel for Garry's Mod and not him, back when he was still an unknown
stopped going to Magfest because they chose the panel for Garry's Mod over him
lied that his panel at Magfest was at full capacity when his own videos shows tons of empty seats
called his Magfest panel attendance "revisionist history" when his own videos debunk his claims
compared a wall with gum stuck on it to a wall with feces stuck to it
wanted support for the Halloween marathon and react shows he never did due to illness
hates it when games fill in dead air with audio because he uses that time to rant or e-beg
uses his chat as a blog to ramble about the hardships of his life
claimed only “a certain cultural group of people” care about Fortnite, did not elaborate
“League of legends is huge but nobody knows anything about it.”
“Everyone will forget Fortnite when it’s done and over! It’s a flash in the pan!"
tried to say only children like Fortnite but it came out as him saying only people of colour like it
cannot connect how money and marketing makes franchises popular including ones he likes
blatantly e-begged to buy $50 worth of wet cat treats for his cat
sadly reported he lost $100 in chargebacks and yet still boasts he always wins them
feels the need to 'correct' his 'community' weekly, hasn't realised the problem is him
reckoned inflation being the cause of spiking prices to be dumb because people "spend more"
gets angered when his chat is not engaged with his content and can't punish them for doing so
cannot understand that religion is important to some people and mockery might upset them
posts on Instagram photos of his cat eating an unhealthy amount of treats
joked that if he were Spider-Man he would "shoot sticky web out of [his] butthole and swing around”
“In reality Kraven is a badass!” (fictional characters are not real)
tweeted that he saw the Boogie video by Joon the King despite not wanting anything to do with drama
refused to take blame for e-begging himself into a cycle of needing more tips and memberships
doesn’t know if he would enjoy camping because he doesn’t know how he would deal with all the bugs
“This is my hobby as well as my business”, thinks that makes him special and above others
“I have to leave and tell my wife I’m late.”
activated automatic ads for his videos despite years of insisting he would never do that
believes his content is free despite now forcing ads onto them
cannot mention ads on YouTube without shilling YouTUbe premium
cannot understand that some people don't like his opnions, assumes they must be detractors
assumed that the two whales who stopped donating must have watched detractor content or were trolls
hint hinted he wants more membership bombs because his fans leave if they don't get free membership
claimed he never calls out specific people if they call HIM out
still so salty about the Sidescrollers that he laughs at every mishap they have however minor
implied that he was fine with the Sidescrollers interview until he saw others' reaction to it
assumes that any project with Keemstar involved is doomed to fail
acts like he has never said a negative thing about Boogie but he has roasted him e.g. boxing match
defines a 'content creator' as someone who creates content with no drama in it
does not realise that by his own invented definition he is not a content creator himself
states he doesn't care about Boogie or Wings or Keem but rants for ages about them
assumes that anyone interested in lolcows wants to make others miserable because they are miserable
admitted he had "cut the cord" with drama in 2023 despite saying he's stayed away from it for years
stated he doesn't care about the Sidescrollers interview while calling it fabricated nonsense
seriously believes his content is for the betterment of the "human condition"
pats himself on the back for staying out of drama even though he brings up drama every day
lied that he only just discovered LowTierGod in 2023 but he's known about him for years
refuses to go back to Twitch for mistreating him; stays with YouTube despite them mistreating him
doesn’t expect support but he won’t shut up until he receives it
had spent $100-150 on DoorDash'd sushi and still bellows how he's living paycheck to paycheck
barely reacted to emotional parts of Spider-Man 2, indicating he watched the scenes ahead of time
only just realised in 2023 that the Golden Joystick Awards are not to be taken seriously
decided the Golden Joystick Awards weren't worth it after they gave Baldur's Gate 3 some awards
blamed his ex Leanna for animosity towards his wife because his ex fought with fans
believes that the only people who take issue with his wife are "loser stalker idiots"
lamented he could have done co-op gaming vids with Kat but he had said that was never gonna happen
“If you notice I go out of my way to not bring up my personal life."
“Everyone hated Final Fantasy 16!”, thinks sales tanked but they weren't disclosed at the time
claims he “never took YouTube seriously until 2016-2017" but he's been serious since 2013-2014
says you're not allowed to talk about him without his permission despite him being a public figure
confirmed that he sees his views memberships as money, thus demeaning his supporters as paypigs
believes he is the first example of an audience turning on a creator on YouTube
said he was a lone wolf at the time but he was with Machinima
said he had a toxic audience but in reality his toxicity made his audience more toxic too
admitted he had no one to copy on how to handle backlash so it "took root" against him
claimed he was goaded into the Sidescrollers interview but he was totally willing to do it
hyper-analyzes every video he reacts to instead of laughing at the silly content
stated over and over that the Lolcow Podcast cannot happen without him (it did)
blocked Keemstar on Twitter after he learned they did the Lolcow Podcast without it
said he doesn't care about Turkey Tom's video about him but still ranted for many minutes about it
did not watch Turkey Tom's video on him but reckons he dunked the video just by the title alone
says you cannot slam something you haven't seen yet does it all the time
decries that he hasn't had a 'decade of failure' as if his current year wipes out the past 10 years
assumes Turkey Tom is desperate for content and has to "rip people apart" to make it
slandered Turkey Tom for being a callous bully and expanded his reasoning to slander all his trolls
believes troll gossip about what is in the Turkey Tom video on him rather than watching it himself
denies it was nepotism that got him the helicopter company job but he had said it was nepotism
thinks that because his father was laid off a year after him disproves any and all nepotism
tells his viewers not to bring up drama when most of the time he's the one bringing up drama
claims he eats "way better" than he used to a few years ago
claims he spends more time with his wife than he used to, which is currently hardly enough time
blasted Stuttering Craig for wasting a stream just talking... as he sits there talking
didn't like that Stuttering Craig did a Q&A with his viewers; Phil often does Q&A when bored
admits he doesn't mind when people bring him up in a "razzy" way aka for drama
admits that he withholds talking about all the negative things in his life aka his life isn't happy
exclaims he isn't a drama person without realising he's the reason for his haters and the drama
pondered why people like to see people get hurt; loves it when his detractors get hurt
implied that it is okay for someone to make videos about him if he mentions them on his stream
compared watching detractor videos of him to being Rickrolled
blasted iJustine and Toby Turner for only playing games to make money; only plays games for money
assumes that if a content creator gets popular without him knowing they must be shills
does not realise that when his 'commentary' is overtly negative it is considered ranting
didn't like that TOTK was nominated for GOTY “because it’s the same game as BOTW”
had no issues with Spider-Man 2 being nominated nominated for GOTY despite it being just Spider-Man
didn't like TOTW had the same map as BOTW; didn't mind Spider-Man 2 had the same map as Spider-Man
enjoyed Spider-Man 2 “despite the liberal progressive agenda that all games put in them nowadays”
“I’m just a normal dude with a normal build”, but still has a fat gut and bitch tits
claims he's isn't fat but it he is a "mid build", refused to prove it
excuses his questionable choice of clothing as he's not a model obsessed over fashion
stated that he himself dictates his clothing but LTG roasting him made him change clothes
says that you must be a "fucking weirdo" if you take umbrage with whatever someone is wearing
got addicted to the Standee Shop in Super Mario Wonder despite alleging has no gambling issues
could not handle that a special challenge stage in SMBW was a challenge and considered cheating
coped with the Super Mario Bros. Wonder challenge stage even though he couldn't beat tbe base game
stated matter-of-factly that optional content in games is optional and doesn't have to be done
pondered why the 'reward' for beating a game is pride and accomplishment, says it's not worth it
can't play games off-camera because “it will conflict with his work”
“It’s like an engineer who designers buildings going home and working on buildings.”
was willing to have an interview with Turkey Tom despite not wanting to do that ever again
stated that no content creator has asked for his side of the story but he ignores everyone
lied that no content creator has gotten his side of the story but Joon the King did it
hint hinted he has a new $20 dancing tip animation and he wants to see it
dismisses low tips with some hollow praise because he wants $20 tips to see the new tip animation
blamed his fans for the low tips 'forcing' him to do a Q&A to fish for more tips
sometimes lies about not hitting any tips goals so he can get sympathy tips
acted like an immature child during the live-action cabaret scenes in Like a Dragon Gaiden
said Capcom was immature for their Yakuza games... he says while wearing a Pikachu hat
made racist comments about the Japanese by insinuating that exploiting women was their culture
“Here we go... These fucking Japanese... Nothing you can do about it...”
criticized the Japanese for being reclusive and having parasocial relationships
outright begged for money because he really wanted to buy two new games
complained about lack of funds but then drank from a $4 bottle of flavoured water
still refuses to believe he ragequits games, admits maybe a few but he's done it dozens of times
considered shifting to a mindset of not finishing games if it ends the comments about ragequitting
cried about missing his Halloween stream and being set back financially for months after the fact
started to fake coughing for a while after mentioning his illness around October 2023
dropped Ask the King on Thanksgiving (a yearly tradition), rendering the special event just ordinary
at times rallies his fans together to discuss 'a path forward' which always involves more tips
claimed he was robbed in mid-November 2023 but all that happened was his shopping cart got stolen
equated having his yet-unpaid groceries stolen as being 'robbed' which isn't legally true
made a big deal over losing his reusable grocery bags in the 'robbery'
allegedly put his phone in his trolley and left it unattended like an idiot
claimed he timed how long he was away from his cart, lost count and assumed less than 120 seconds
“Imagine if I had an infant son and I left him in the shopping cart and they stole it.”
assumed his shopping cart was relocated but, always the victim, convinced himseif it was stolen
refused to elaborate on the 'robbery', leading to speculation he misplaced his trolley
commented on the high crime in Seattle despite moving to a region of Seattle with alleged low crime
claimed his fans wanted him to monitize his videos with more ads but he said he was turning them on
went 180 degrees on ads in just one year, from never wanting them on to needing them on
remembered he had three gift codes for Robocop that he never gave away due to cancelling Halloween
repeats ad nauseam he lost a week of work from being sick but it was only 3 days
hesitated on the Turkey Tom interview because unsavoury topics would arise
admitted he does not want to be in any interview where he cannot choose what questions he is asked
wanted to react to the Turkey Tom video on him the day after he declared he won't involve himself
stated his intent to react to the Turkey Tom video on him just after it hit 1M views... hmmm...
believes every doomer theory of how Twitter/X is dying and soon to be gone
spent quite a while talking about Twitter vs Media Matters despite not caring about any drama
"Keemstar treated me like dirt" yet Keem offered him $50k to be on his podcast
admitted he used to drink and drive in his 20s
told a story of him drink driving during a snowstorm
hint hinted his controller is faulty and he would like a new one
bashes and smacks his controller when upset, ponders how he goes through them so fast
believes YouTube created his “lolcow” status by allowing people to “misrepresent him”
wanted the Turkey Tom interview to be only about gaming (aka preemptive damage control)
regrets doing the Sidescrollers interview despite wanting it and being fine with it for ages
stated that Keem is stupid for renaming the Lolcow Podcast from it's original prototype name
takes any chance he can to shit on representations of people that are more successful than him
goes on rants when the words “failure” and “milking” are applied to him by others
dedicated another 'podcast' to drama, ponders how he can be a lolcow when he's always milked
watched Turkey Tom's reaction video to Phil but not the actual documentary, thereby got no context
did not realise that Turkey Tom makes videos on lolcows and is aware of lolcow culture
finds it weird that Turkey Tom and Mutahar aren't presented as lolcows on the podcast (they aren't)
is not aware that the Lolcow Podcast has two sets of hosts: the lolcows and the 'farmers'
has done zero research on the Lolcow Podcast and thus looks foolish when he criticises it
got told by one person in chat he was wise not to work with Keemstar, proudly used that as evidence
roasted Boogie and Wings for shopping at Walmart but has said he's shopped at his local Walmart
thinks he is successful compared to the Lolcow Podcast (which had only just started by then)
believes that if you laugh at lolcows you need therapy and are pathetic no-life toxic losers
believes that if you laugh at lolcows you must automatically think you are better than them
implied he is a lolcow when he stated Turkey Tom had milked him
said that 'success' must be done in a positive way and success from negativity doesn't count
gave lolcow enjoyers a warning but said it's not coming from him
gave Turkey Tom business advice despite not knowing that lolcow culture is Tom's business model
claimed that talking about Turkey Tom for an hour isn't milking him despite it being the case
admitted talking about drama is a waste of time that makes him no money, does it anyways
calls game developers idiots when they put mazes in their games without providing a map
so narcissistic he believes that he is one of few people on YT that are successful by being positive
tells his fans to not donate money to him to stick it to his haters, thus cutting off potential tips
made the EA account banning drama about him and his streams
stated that people should be accountable and explain the reasons for banning people; doesn't do so
still believes if he had sued Twitch for banning him for hate speech he would have won
refuses to see charity as a way to bring publicity to himself, it MUST be a selfless sacrifice
cannot take a suggestion to tone down the e-begging without seething and coping
thinks those who makes suggestions to improve streams are 'entitled' and want to 'dictate' his life
refuses to read all the suggestions if he doesn't like the first few
bragged that his passionate workload means he only sees his wife for like 2 hours a day
casually mentioned he has legal appointments with lawyers without elaborating
acknowledged “I can’t even name any notable moments from my streams”
asked his fans to make YT shorts for him because he doesn't absorb what he's doing
cannot name his favourite game of the year every single year he has been asked
“My wife just arrived home so I have to get Jasper downstairs.”
stated The Super Mario Bros. Movie sucked because there was no morals or life lessons in it
asked what the fans wanted, they wanted Robocop, he was donated Robocop, so he played Mario instead
asked what the fans wanted, they wanted gameplay and not a drama rant, so he went on a drama rant
got extremely toxic to the guy who beat him 14 times in a row in one stream in Street Fighter 6
says having an “adult life” with a home means saving money to maintain it and not wasting it
spent $700+ on a “food disposal” and complains he can’t afford to buy a new dishwasher
summed up being an adult as: always needing money and always having unsolvable problems
believes he has had water dripping inside his walls for years and only just noticed
hint hinted he wants “custom blinds” for his windows even though he lives in a prefab condo
scolded his fans for not donating during every stream
is bewildered why doing the same content in every stream results in bored viewers and declining tips
told his viewers "you're an asshole" if they didn't vote in the poll to enable ads on his streams
has not realised you turn slower when crouching in Call of Duty games (he's been playing 15+ years)
assumes that everyone uses their real legal names on their PayPal accounts
spent Thanksgiving Day 2023 gaming on stream rather than taking a day off to be with his 'family'
encouraged his viewers to spend Thanksgiving Day watching him play games on stream
believes that no one in America should be working on Thanksgiving Day... except Asian restaurants
“No, I’m not someone who dwells in the past.”
claims he “stayed out of the drama this year” yet spent most of 2023 talking about drama
thinks playing slots at casinos is smart because you can take your time and you get free drinks
spent $814 on WWE Champions during the 2023 Black Friday deal
outright admitted his tips-for-alcohol marathons are to raise money (may be against YouTube ToS)
got so desperate for tips he lowered the price of the alcohol shots to $50
took a shot of alcohol and swished it in his mouth to savour it, much like an alcoholic does
was crestfallen that his viewers don't care when he gets sloshed on liquor
treated the Thanksgiving 2023 marathon like an extended react and Q&A stream with no new fun stuff
tried to sell the YT memberships with no slow mode in chat... that is already nearly dead
pretended that his viewers will be excited when the channel reaches 500 members, so please join
confessed he cried on Christmas as a child because he had a lump of coal in his stocking
thinks he should be allowed to enable ads on videos safe for kids because no kids are watching him
puts up in Christmas decorations in November yet blasts retail stores that do the same thing
heavily implying that since he hasn’t had an event in awhile that he should be rewarded for it today
nowadays approves of restreamers because “ they keep the negative people away from his streams”
lied that no one is able to see the amount of gifted memberships and who is gifting them
says he didn't eat fast food much as a kid but then confessed he had a collection of McDonald's toys
"Me and my whole family wake up around the same time", didn't disclose this is around noon
implied that if the fighting game community (FGC) wanted him back, he would return
“This game is wasting my time!”, still plays it (Street Fighter 6) regularly
left his alcohol lying around for his cat to drink and subsequently puke its guts out everywhere
pretended that his 2023 year-in-review of best and worst games of 2023 was a brand new thing
wants fans to help him with his big projects more than ever (i.e. he is getting lazier)
stopped making YT shorts because he wasn't making money or getting new viewers (so much for passion)
says it is okay for him to beg for money several times a day now because he isn't really begging
says he doesn't beg that much for money but there are compilations of him begging
talks shit about content creators that run small unobtrusive ads; runs big fullscreen ads
"I eat dinner and feel like I am in a coma every day", drinks coffee and crashes even harder
found it hard to buy his wife a surprise Xmas gift since they share an Amazon account
acts like a battered housewife whenever something sexual happens onscreen (mature adult btw)
claims he doesn't care what people say about him but he's proven to keep tabs and has a Discord
pretended that he never said he had spies that report everything to him
suggested that because he is middle-aged he doesn't care about drama
said he didn't get presents, he earned them, even when he got impressive report cards or was good
internet went down a few times a stream, instantly blamed trolls DDoSing him
refused to switch to his home internet line, wasting his money on an internet line he doesn't use
called a viewer an idiot for suggesting he restart his modem
“I’m trying to make up for the fact I missed half my earlier stream”, hint hinted for tips
accidentally revealed he still has viewbots on his streams as the viewcount went from 500->150
pronounces the YouTuber Mutahar as “Mooo-TUH-har" despite Mutahar saying his name in every video
stated that detractors will result outright lies about him to get content and attention from him
assumes that Doody Streams is how all his detractors act and they all believe what Doody does
admitted he is still a lolcow because he always takes the bait, even when it's outright lies
stated that advertisements exist just to sell you products to make money
doesn't believe that him stopping gameplay to e-beg counts as advertising
admitted e-begging for tips and memberships is being a shill and "pushing crap down your throat"
hates that YouTubers do sponsorships and yet wants them as well
implied he has never shilled products in his 15 year career; gamer chairs, YouTube Premium...
finds it odd that advertisers would not want their shills to be acting out and causing bad PR
finds it odd that fans would "turn on him" for taking sponsorships after shitting on them
thinks that hypocrisy doesn't apply when it is to make money or be destitute
was worried that if he took sponsorships people would laugh at him but they laugh at him regardless
stated he will retire when he feels like it but has lamented he'll be forced to if tips dry up
stated that tippers will get their donated video guaranteed to be reacted to but can veto it
said he has no crazy toxic fans but Derich was in the chat at the time
assumes that most newcomers to his channel think he is a drama channel, start crap, and then leave
got very uncomfortable reacting to videos about autism, suggesting he is autistic himself
refused to make tons of money with Text-To-Speech donations because trolls may abuse it
admits he manually edits the tips leaderboard because he wants to "control it" (and fudge numbers)
said he isn't about quitting games because they don't make him money but he wagequit Starfield
said he has been sending merch vendors his backstory of being a trolled lolcow
wants merch vendors to not drop him for what he says and does and/or what he has said or done
lied that he achieved "Twitch numbers" and is thus a success but he has not gotten Twitch numbers
showed photo evidence that Comcast was screwing him over but it looks really sketchy
showed photo evidence of his Comcast account that revealed his home address
showed screenshot evidence of his changed router names that revealed his home phone number
claimed that only Comcast could have changed his router names but he could have done it himself
claimed Comcast changed his email but he would have been notified and have had to verify it
revealed his modem blocks YouTube and Twitter, which is so false it destroys his case
claimed he has evidence that it was Comcast employee who messed with him, did not show this evidence
assumes the thoughts and intentions of the alleged Comcast employee, raising even more doubt
his 'smoking gun' evidence is a post from Kiwifarms that is unverified and highly suspect
believes it is against the law for an ISP to make changes to your internet or modem settings
finds it odd that an ISP has access to a modem they provided him and they have his modem data
does not know the legal definition of fraud, misuses it when it better applies to him
claimed that Comcast ignored him which is legally not possible since a crime was allegedly committed
assumes that 'fraud' was committed but won't lawyer up because they cost money and it takes time
refuses to find a pro bono lawyer even though he's sure he would win the lawsuit
said he can't afford a lawyer and yet claimed he had "lawyer appointments"
said he had a legal case but went on the internet and possibly jeopardized his case talking about it
wants a dedicated Comcast agent that works and reports to him daily
stated he has had internet problems since March 2023 and then said he's had it for years... hmmm...
took a phone call during stream yet has said he doesn't take calls during "business hours"
said that he CAN take calls during "business hours", meaning he lied about not getting Keem's call
ranted for four hours about the Comcast drama and then told his chat to STFU as the drama is over
insinuated he is the only streamer that has had someone within an ISP mess with him
“I don’t like drama! I don’t like bringing it to my streams!” yet his recommended videos are drama
made a 'muh depression' pity rant; doesn't go to therapy and drinks gin and pulls gacha instead
self-diagnosed himself with "depression" while being "the happiest I've ever been in my life"
said his latest depression happened for no reason but he had a spat with Comcast
told people in his chat who commented their struggle with depression to stop derailing the stream
admitted that he, a man in his 40s, has be dragged out of bed by his wife on some mornings
brings up his wife a lot despite her not being part of the content or the streams
exclaimed he can't have kids because... his ISP allegedly messed with his internet
responds to the bullying even though he claims he does not respond to the bullying
calls detractor videos "bullying" and wants them removed from YouTube for that reason
still believes that detractors make money off him and only make anti-DSP videos for the money
admitted Starfield is a "failure" because it didn't get him as many tips as he'd like
brings up other creators in "natural conversation”, doesn't like it when other creators bring him up
stated cellphones use satellites at least 4 times over the last year, claims he misspoke
said his ISP agents have too much power to abuse him and yet not enough power to help him
thinks Japanese don't shake hands because they are "avoiding illness" and it is not cultural
“Nobody shakes hands in Yakuza games.”
“I’ve learned a lot about Japanese culture from the game [Yakuza].”
spent $70 on two Doordash'd sandwiches bur he really needs your tips
“I will still be here when all these other people are gone! I’ll decide when I leave!”
“Everyone wants to know what’s going on with my internet”, droned on anyways
claimed that the alleged Comcast employee who messed with him got arrested, provided zero proof
humble-bragged that he gets more attention from Comcast than all of their other customers
“I’m not like the common person!” yet claims he is just a regular guy and no one special
thinks being doted on by Comcast makes him special, doesn't realise Comcast may dislike him
fully believes that his YouTube video is the only reasons he received help, not anything else
implied he sat on knowledge that his internet was being messed with and yet did nothing
lamented that his personal info was leaked but in his evidence it showed his address and phone #
stated that he never wanted to rant about Comcast but made hours-long rants several days in a row
“I have my own modem now! I will not allow it to be fucked with!”
admitted that a good portion of his subscribers are inactive and will get wiped in a Google purge
quickly changed his subs-pushing tune once he realised he was never going to get 200k subs
insists he is fine with his viewcount but he has ended streams and playthroughs over low views
believes he gets 10k views on his videos
got worried when Street Fighter 6 updated to show the username and user code of ragequitters
went on a nasty minute long rant about a troll eating his shit and describing its rancid taste
failed many parts of Super Mario RPG remake even when shamelessly using a guide
“Normal people don’t sit around and hope for drama”, is proud his stream is boring with no drama
blamed Comcast for lag spikes when playing SF6 even though the rogue employee was allegedly gone
“I played this because you guys wanted it and asked for it” and then learned no one did
clowns on Walmart and its shoppers because he considers himself too high class to shop from there
finds it weird that strangers would give someone money for nothing, then e-begged
said that he doesn't wagequit games, he just stops playing them if he gets low tips (aka a wagequit)
stated that if you use the term 'wagequit' you are a moron; has used the term before
seriously compared his lifestyle of playing games to an office job
insinuated that if you stream video games for free and don't make money doing so, you're an idiot
admitted that his high membership total is due to membership bombs and aren't legit viewers
condemned ignorant people who don't listen to criticism and advice that they're doing things wrong
condemned ignorant people who lack self-awareness and waste their time gaming or watching trash
"Too many people are coddled in today's society. They don't want to hear the truth."
believes that YouTube promotes "lolcow culture" and detractor content when the opposite is true
believes that ther are "thousands" like him who had to give up streaming because of detractors
called his parents today to tell them all about his Comcast story
turned a simple question about physical gifts into tips and support, hint hint
“I based my spending on the amount I was making”, hence why he has so many credit cards
got gifted Robocop from three different fans yet played Call of Duty for months after the fact
gave away all his gifted copies of Robocop and didn't care if trolls won them
acted like giving him game codes made him charitable... but they came from his fans, not him
called out his fans who call out detractors as if gives them attention; calls them out himself
"There's always people who turn a positive into a negative."
found it bizarre that a 2 hour reaction video to K-pop videos would get copyright claims
lamented he had to re-record an hour of reacting to K-pop videos because YT cut those segments out
hint hinted he would like a new PC as to not corrupt any more videos after they render
admitted his rants are meaningless and probably boring but he likes to vent
went into graphic detail about how reaction content is like his testicles used as a punching bag
“We had fun tonight” but he ignored chat 95% of the time to yell at the game
messed up lineup puzzle in Super Mario RPG then blamed the game devs for being Japanese
didn't like the GTA 6 teaser trailer because it only teased the game
called people “idiots” for enjoying a trailer for a game they are excited to play
assumes he knows Rockstar's business plan precisely
assumes that because "on PC" was not in the GTA 6 trailer, Rockstar plans to sell it over and over
mocked people who buy every Call of Duty games despite sameness; does the same thing
believes that GTA 6 is the first game in the series with a female protagonist
doesn't like it when women are depicted as evil (DarkSimpPhil)
“I don’t want a victim game!", doesn't realise that all GTA protagonists are forced into crime
tried to understand the plot of GTA 6 from the trailer (published 2023, release date of 2025)
tried to justify his piss-poor viewer count by coping that he forms a more personal bond with them
coped that his low views and subscribers makes him a 'success', better than having peaks and dips
revealed his obsession with suing people when he said Rockstar could sue YouTube for the leak
“I have never had a sex scandal unlike other content creators!"; jerked off on stream
feels the need to talk about every single interaction with a detractor emailing him
does not realise that insulting trolls goes against his 'positive chill' vibes
got mad over potential abuse of a cat in a Yakuza game; had Jasper declawed and sprays him w/ water
hint hinted that he wanted to play Baldur's Gate 3 but wasn't comfortable paying $70 for it
“$70 for a game that’s 2 months old is ridiculously priced!”
got gifted 60-70 memberships to get over 600, immediately coaxed for more to jump on the bandwagon
banned several 'trolls' for 'nonsense' and was puzzled why his regulars wouldn't talk out of fear
refused to believe that his barely-talking 500+ viewers weren't viewbots
decided not to play Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora because it didn't get nominated at The Game Awards
wasted everyone's time looking at the star ratings and prices of games he wants to buy
praised No Man's Sky for its redemption patches but won't play Cyberpunk 2077 after its patches
does not allow Kat to fill up the gas tank on the car, he controls how much and when it’s allowed
“I love my job”, then rambled about how he hates half of the stuff required to do it
“I don’t bring up other content creators or talk about them in a negative way!”
followed his 2023 Game Awards stream with... a dull Q&A
refused to admit he was wrong about Baldur's Gate 3 becoming irrelevant once Starfield released
refused to admit he was wrong that Baldur's Gate 3 would never win Game of the Year for 2023
lied that he implied Baldur's Gate 3 might win GOTY yet he never did
coped that taking him at his word "that one time" is unfair but he said it many times
assumed that Baldur's Gate 3 was PC-centric and thus wouldn't win the 2023 GOTY award
“The Game Awards don’t mean anything” yet the biggest people in the gaming industry go there
defended his ego by boasting that he knew TLoZ Tears of the Kingdom wouldn't win GOTY
said he changed his 2023 GOTY prediction yet never provided any proof of this
called his own fans losers when they point out his incorrect 2023 GOTY prediction
said that "nobody cares" about his failure to predict the GOTY award yet his chat roasted him
claims to love indie games and yet hates indie games and thinks no one will play them
hates how announcements and trailers for indie games bloat conferences like E3 and The Game Awards
got gifted Balder's Gate 3 and was displeased as it meant he had to swallow his pride and play it
announced he will ragequit/wagequit Baldur's Gate 3 if it did not meet his unrealistic expectations
admitted he came up with excuses not to play Baldur's Gate 3
admitted the infamous 'bear sex scene' was a reason he chose not to buy and play Baldur's Gate 3
“I have no excuse now to not play it” aka being forced to play it and already negative about it
prematurely blamed his viewers for "overhyping" Baldur's Gate 3 and his future quitting of it
“I’m setting myself up for failure."
angrily called out viewers claiming he'd ragequit BG3, then said he'd love to be proven wrong
demanded his viewers show up to his Baldur's Gate 3 since they "begged" him to play it
“Put your money where your mouth is” yet was gifted Baldur's Gate 3 for free
sees no problem streaming a game months after release when the hype and interest has died down
lies that he does not insult viewers that disagree with him
went into major damage control in his chat because he couldn't admit he was wrong about BG3
smacked his dying PC live on air, hint hinted he wants a new computer
implied that he hasn't cleaned his computer's fans in a long time, showed his dusty fingers
changed his mind on the FFVII Remake, now likes it because "it’s a totally new game”
believes LEGO being put in Fortnite proves it's kids game
said Superblindman “used to be a major part of my streams” but he only showed up once every 5 months
believes he is better than streamers that stick to only one game, calls them "gimmick streamers"
informed his viewers they can skip his Baldur's Gate 3 streams if they think he's being toxic
asked his viewers to artificially inflate his “small guy” numbers back to “medium guy” numbers
compared streaming to an office job in which you are over-worked, under-paid, and under-appreciated
compared streaming to an office job even though that's a salary and he is crowdfunded
confirmed he only streams for money and not a passion for gaming
confirmed he wagequits because if a game 'fails' (brings low tips) he will quit it
stated he only plays games that "resonate" with his audience i.e. they tip him and buy memberships
denies he save scums and only reloads saves if there is a glitch/bug or he missed an explanation
denies he save scums to cherry pick the best option in an RPG, states he stands by his decisions
claims he has a "philosophy of gaming” and much like his Catholic beliefs he decides what to obey
plays fighting games exclusively online and yet tells others to get offline
went so anti-simp during the live action cabaret scenes in Yakuza his own fans clowned him
ranted yet again that the 'elite' (journalists and influencers) get review copies and not him
believes he can only get review copies of games if he "schmoozed" and sucked up to game studios
believes that if you get a review copy of a game you are obligated to only say nice things about it
thinks reminding his viewers of his schedule every so often adds 'variety' to his 'podcast'
confessed that he thinks the 'podcast' is the real content
goes on a daily 'woe is me I'm just like you, the common person' pity parties, so tip him now
will spend $70 on sandwiches but won't spend $70 game on a new video game (business degree btw)
admits he is bad at handling money but will assure you if you tip him it will go to good use
stated it is never too late to play a game but he has skipped games for thinking the hype had died
guilt-tripped his fans by warning them if you don't attend his BG3 streams it means you lied to him
insinuated he never cared for Baldur's Gate 3 until it won the Game of the Year award
“A good game is a good game forever!”
was proud of the first time he managed to watch all the videos on DSP Reacts... but he skipped some
hint hinted he really wanted 50 new memberships to replace the ones that had just expired
“I don’t care about the numbers” but then asked for more likes and memberships
requested no one post game tips in chat unless he asks, doesn't ban when people do anyways
did a very cringe 30 second "no no no" rant about sharing his financial situation
assumed a dumb dent's $200 superchat was from a troll and refused to add it to his tips total
instructed the dent who tipped $200 to chargeback him, won't refund it
picks his ears, stares at the earwax, and either wipes it on his clothes or eats it
admitted he isn't smart enough to properly play Baldur's Gate 3
believes if you choose to be non-binary that means you should “look different”
believes having Vitiligo means being a burn victim
“I’VE HAD ENOUGH! THE GAME ISN’T WORKING! THERE IS NO POINT IN PLAYING!”, keeps playing
declared 50ms of lag is now “unplayable” even though he boasted 50ms of lag was perfect for him
banned a fan who advised him in a tip message to relax and play a more chill game
hint hinted he needs a “high end gaming PC” to “fix his issues with Street Fighter 6”
doesn't understand the concept of medical tourism and thinks it's a holiday with surgery involved
asked his chat what choices to make in Baldur's Gate 3, a game built around the choices you make
refuses to wear glasses while playing Baldur's Gate 3, resulting in him unable to see poison gas
thinks he knows how to run a business because he's survived on e-begging since 2011
"Phil has no idea how to operate a business."; his 'business' declared bankruptcy
thinks that 99% the way YouTubers operate is not normal and we're desensitized into thinking it is
invented the myth that many YTers/streamers dropped BG3, so he can wagequit it without hypocrisy
blasted YTers/streamers who drop games... not long after admitting he wagequits games
claims he doesn't "jump on what's popular"; Minecraft, Fall Guys, PUGB, every new hype game...
believes giveaways are to generate "artificial popularity" and can't be genuine
stated it isn't about gaming, it's about fan interaction; ignores chat and lean-in-manual-bans
believes most streamers only play viral games and barely interact with their community
believes people won't watch him play popular games because he's older than the average streamer
is proud when he sticks to his schedule because he autistically plans thing a two weeks in advance
doesn't know how to set up Fightcade even though it's already on his mini PC
got ten free memberships to give away for free, was pissed off as it meant he wasn't get money
asked his viewers to remind him to gift the monthly free subs (because being charitable is rare)
calculated 60+50=100 so he could squeeze more tips from the dents
blasted E3 ending for being a "failure", not realising the industry has evolved beyond needing it
admitted he purchased and ate a huge amount of Hershey's chocolate on his day off
won't play the God of War Ragnarok DLC despite loving the base game
stated he did not play Baldur's Gate 3 with the intention of quitting it but his tone betrays him
lied that he never said Baldur's Gate 3 was unfair in his first stream of playing it
believes you cannot be invested in a game's lore if you are a streamer (because he can't)
told his audience to respect him or stay quiet, then asks his chat why they are so quiet
said “what sets you apart from the other guys” is that “you listen to what your audience wants”…
said he listens to his audience but ignored them when they said play Baldur's Gate 3 on launch
complained of multiple internet issues even after the alleged rogue Comcast employee 'scandal'
can't do late streams if he has to order DoorDash deliveries the next day
his response to being caught in a lie: "I don't care. You're boring me."
said an hour of BG3 was "boring for the viewers" but sees dying to the same boss for an hour is good
claims to love RPGs yet has no idea of mechanics and simple strategy
“BG3 has exactly the same gameplay as Divinity 2” yet was confused the entire time playing
pondered why his $3k lemon PC is dying after a decade of not cleaning it often enough
hint hinted he wants extra tips to make up for him buying another battery backup
“My back up is I could do podcasts for a week and not stream games.”
admitted he almost defecated himself because his lemon PC did not turn on at first
ranted that Neil Druckmann is only getting by because he "brainwashes" with his ideology
believes Neil Druckmann is doing "cult-like activity" by asking for money and not delivering
called Neil Druckmann a scammer for asking for money for The Last of Us Online (no pre-orders)
finds it weird that The Last of Us Online was cancelled and yet no one was up in arms about it
believes we are owed The Last of Us Online and its cancellation equals a broken promise
did not understand why The Last of Us Online was cancelled, assumed it was a quick cash-grab
believes that because The Last of Us Online was cancelled, we should get The Last of Us Factions
at times says "pull" instead of "poll" (his inner desires revealed)
held Baldur's Gate 3 hostage, "Donate and engage, or I fucking quit!"
confessed he would not upload his "lost media" because going through his HDDs "it's a lot of work"
reckons that because smacking his equipment made it work better one time he should do it more often
stated that Baldur's Gate 3 doesn't teach you anything yet can't explain how people make guides
assumes that if he can't understand a game and gets mad at it then the average gamer feels the same
compares every hard game to Dark Souls like the gaming journalists he dislikes
hint hinted that a $50 Patreon pledge gets you a private video from him (no guarantees)
whinged that Platinum rank in SF6 is full of shitty players; still gets stomped by them
did some mental gymnastics with copium to exclaim that his detractors secretly admire him
implemented a new rule on tipping: no referencing detractor memes (which he can interpret at will)
acts like the rule on no memes in tip messages is new but he's implemented it for years
lied again that he can't see personal information in a PayPal tip
responded to "Who is he talking to?" in a very toxic mean-spirited manner (Mr. Positivity)
"Maybe it's time to hang up the rope." (Suicidesydephil)
said he can block people tipping but can’t block people who tip “anonymously”
keeps bringing up Sidescrollers because he wants them to respond so he can get attention
“I don’t care about the drama! I don’t bring up drama!”
admitted he never expected the Sidescrollers crew to not talk about DSP after the interview
reminded his viewers to tip him so he can buy alcohol for the Xmas event (former alcoholic btw)
asserted that “stating a fact" means you are “not pushing an agenda”
“I’m just a guy who plays video games on the internet!”, said during his 40 minute rant about drama
believes he has an obligation to respond to obvious troll bait and rant about detractors
admitted he's a hypocrite for acknowledging trolls but reckons you all must be hypocrites too
reckons it takes "tremendous amount of self-control" to make him not respond to drama
states there is zero reason for him to address detractor content yet does it every stream
said he doesn't have to "act if it's true", meaning all his clown antics is him being legit
stated that if you declare something you cannot walk it back; has tried to walk back statements
coped by exclaiming that detractors make him look good because he doesn't play "their game"
said that people trash-talk to vent frustration, but when he does it the game has legit flaws
implied all detractors and drama creators should die as the world would be better without them
made a disgusting comment about how trolls regurgitate their content by eating and shitting vomit
believes that the majority of what detractors say about him is disproven by fact-checking
told his viewers not to believe any company's word but his own interpretation of events
still reckons his dislike for Hideo Kojima is just a woke
found it weird that some people might not like him shitting on Kojima and not taking MGS seriously
stated that trolls rewrite history by omitting his disclaimers, which he had never made
thinks trolls believe he despises Kojima and his games, but trolls believe he only mildly dislikes
believes bigger content creators than him are jealous of him and want to be successful like him
convinced himself that Street Fighter 6, and other online games, are only decent on certain days
believes that trolls live their lives just to get a rise out of others
thinks that by applying insulting nicknames to himself he takes away their hurtful power
assumed his trolls are "legit upset" he hadn't dropped BG3, yet he threatened to do so all the time
“My audience are adults, no kids watch me”, then blew bubbles five minutes later
"I'm not gonna complain about it all day."
says he has a wonderful family... a wife he hardly sees and a declawed cat that makes trouble
seriously believes that every positive thing that happens in his life upsets his detractors
stated that him playing games for the money isn't true but also stated he 'fundraisers' for income
protested his trolls posting nasty comments "no one will see", but he reads them and quotes them
“I don’t pay attention to the white noise surrounding me.”
went on a toxic negative rant whilst calling his detractors toxic and negative
lamented that his trolls were acting up around Christmas yet he wasn't in the jolly spirit either
called himself a miserable person because lolcows that get milked for lulz are miserable people
believes there are millions of active lolcows on the internet
thinks you cannot fire a rifle while running and that's why Call of Duty games are unrealistic
blames ghosts in his room 'pulling' his controller and making him drop inputs
reviewed Christmas with the Kranks, a Christmas movie during his gaming-focused 'podcast'
revealed why he cringes at romance: it is "private" and should not be shown
doesn't like it when romance is public but will talk about his day off, medical conditions, & more
doesn't like public displays of affection: “It’s weird to want to broadcast that stuff.”
"Broadcast every piece of your life"; broadcasts every piece of his life
thinks "gay stuff" is "hilarious" but hetero stuff is "gross"... hmmm...
relied on his chat to help him avoid romance scenes in Baldur's Gate 3
shares photos of his setup on Instagram, revealing dusty clutter and twisted cables
gave thanks to his viewers for handholding him during BG3 but declared he was not handholding
believes that if viewers teach him how to play a game step-by-step it isn't handholding
“I don’t know what I’m doing without you guys telling me what I’m suppose to be doing.”
hint hinted he wanted a new printer
could not be bothered going to a store to get documents printed, wanted to buy a printer instead
admitted he pirated music and movies from Limewire back in the 2000s
silently turned up the ads, tried to justify it with “you don’t mind the ads” when called out
admitted he doesn't play games on his day off, instead he watches his wife play games instead
“Just because one person made a big donation doesn’t mean all of you should withhold tips.”
knows all about incidents where streamers willingly or accidentally flash their dicks onscreen
delightfully swished whiskey in his mouth on stream ('former alcoholic' btw)
revealed that he does miss his family...'s cooking
“When people are desperate for attention they pull stunts.”; shower video, fapping moment, etc
advised a fan with a terminated YT account to make a new account and rejoin (aka break ToS)
defended the fan (Kirk the racist paypig) and scolded mods when they timed him out
believes that Kirk was impersonated by trolls who then made racist comments to frame Kirk
“We are not doing a tips goal today” yet had the tips goal active
said he “doesn’t have to degrade himself on stream” yet got drunk and called Kat his mother again
assumed his trolls did a deep-dive analysis of why he mixes up his wife and his mother
thinks Harley Quinn is normal but canon lore has her enhanced via a serum from Poison Ivy
retconned his hatred of FFVII, could barely justify a decade of calling it the worst FF game
feels a need to voice act every visual novel and will refuse to do them to save his voice
lied that he never had green bean casserole
plays co-op games like Phasmophobia as if they are single player games, no mic, ignoring everyone
"I don't have a microphone to interact with a PC", speaking into a microphone interacting with a PC
held up a whiskey bottle, "I'm about to try this for the first time", yet it was already open
lied that he opened the whiskey bottle just to smell it but some whiskey was missing
ate on stream a Christmas Eve feast: a pudding cup for one that he microwaved
spent Christmas 2023 in opposite rooms to his wife eating their Doordash alone
reached rank #1 in a WWE Champions event on Christmas Day 2023
made an Instagram post of his tired face with text declaring he was working on his taxes
eats all food from paper plates and plastic bowls, but won't dare drink alcohol from a plastic cup
claimed that "everyone" mixes up their mothers and wives as they get older (OedipusSydePhil)
gets occasional numb hands with pain shooting through them, shrugs it off as common aging thing
pretended to be blind-sided that Phasmophobia needs a mic but he knew about it for months
pointed out he left the alcohol in the office so he didn't drink it off-stream... hmmm...
thinks you cannot understand that something is fake and still enjoy it (still enjoys pro wrestling)
accidentally admitted the 'Week in Preview' and 'The Daily Wrap' are pretty much the same thing
“I was drinking the rum trying to get loose so I could be entertaining for you guys.”
said he couldn't afford a PC but he earned $500+ the previous stream
“Retail jobs don’t have Christmas parties.”
pretty much confessed that Kat visited him soon after his relationship with Leanna ended
still insists he broke up with Leanna but in actuality she broke up with him
spent $1246 on WWE Champions after his 2023 Xmas Holiday Marathon
wore a sweater his wife got him for Christmas 2023 that turned out to be a woman's cardigan
said he also received cologne for Christmas 2023 but couldn't bothered to remember the name of it
"Why would you impose your beliefs on others?"; imposes his beliefs on others daily
laughed hysterically at a handbag that cost $3435 yet spends thousands on mobile games
could not resist delving into the leaked GTAV source code drama that revealed scrapped DLC
dislikes people playing whatever they like because they might play Fortnite and other games he hates
pondered why people pay for microtransanctions if they don't get any "meaning" out of it
"Stop rewarding mediocrity" then a minute later reminded people to $upport the stream
hates GTA Online for being a time waster; plays WWE Champions which is a time and money waster
hates games with a focus on socialization because he has no one to play with
revealed an revelation: gaming companies make what makes them money!
pronounces minotaur as "meenotaur"
said Ralph Macchio should've known "conversational Mandarin", but Mr. Miyagi is Japanese
wasted everyone's time trying to set up his printer rather than do it when not streaming
so creatively bankrupt he replays games to make up for his poor playthroughs in the past
reads outloud very positive tip messages written in the way he talks, claims he isn't writing them
“I can’t afford a new vacuum cleaner”, then 5 minutes later "“So anyway we ordered sushi”
retconned his dislike for Hogwarts Legacy after it transpired it was never at The Game Awards
cares about The Game Awards' nominations after years of declaring not to care about award shows
“Not everything is about politics!” while scolding people using political leanings in writing
stated you need a special vacuum if you have a cat and a normal one won't work
hint hinted he wants tips and memberships to buy-in his "lost media" backup channel
kept playing SF6 after months of continuously reiterating he was quitting it soon
uses detractor terms in his usual manner of speech
lied that dropped inputs aren't included in the SF6 replay, but inputs are 'recorded' locally
justifies save scumming in BG3 so he can get the "correct" rolls and play "properly"
believes that only athletes should take Vitamin B
whined that he had pigeon-holded himself so deeply into gaming he can't do anything else
admitted he is bad at gaming due to health issues and slower reflexes with age
calls pro fighting gamers he 1v1s good when he wins and no-life loser trash when they win
pretends not to recognise well known pro fighting game players when he 1v1s them
says he “doesn’t review games directly after playing them” but he does sort of review them
gave advice to his trolls on how to make convincing sock accounts to sneak back into his chat
assumed that if he launched a political channel his main gaming channel will swiftly lose viewers
blames his viewers when he sucks at a game that was recommended to him, not his own ineptitude
claims he's overworked even though he is his own boss and sets his own schedule
pondered why his react channel has declining viewers before saying being zany and high-energy works
did a recap of 2023 and mainly coped and seethed over the negatives
said he averted the trolls pulling them into their "vortex of bullshit"; stuck in a e-begging vortex
declared the biggest positive he had for 2023 was... better visual output quality
shared the 2nd biggest positive of 2023: started wearing nice clothes and washing his hair
was proud that he keeps making a living e-begging off dents and calls it a success story
stated that viewercount isn't important since some are hate-watchers yet bitches about views daily
insinuated that all influxes of viewers are hate-watchers but some instances are from viewbots
wants to "cultivate" his audience to be "positive" and then to "spread the word" (not a cult btw)
thinks people like Keanu Reeves and Elijah Wood should start streaming once they retire from acting
at times seems to enjos talking with his fans more than talking with his wife
joked that he keeps making the same mistakes time and time again because he hates history class
promised not to trash-talk and insult his opponents in online games (bashing the game is fine)
stated that if you have a problem with how he plays games then you shouldn't play games
acknowledged that getting tea-bagged and namecalled WILL make him flip out and rage and insult
planned to monitise his reuploaded old playthroughs even if they have Rambo and Howard in them
confirmed his reupload channel's purpose to get ads and memberships for more income
“I’m not doing bad! I’m doing well! I don’t have the issues people say I have!” then e-begged
confessed he needs to make “double the income” to live the life he desires
pondered more money-making schemes despite allegedly being on top of all his bills
blames the economy for his financial state despite his home having two income earners with no kids
can't decide if his toxic behaviour is an act or a natural reaction
convinced himself other larger creators don’t do taxes correctly
“When the game is working I win! When it’s not I lose. it’s as simple as that!"
blames lag on why he was quitting SF6 but as soon as game ended he confessed it was due to low tips
shilled his PayPal on his first upload of the reupload channel despite claiming it's not for tips
implied his plans to do livestreams on the reupload channel is just to accumulate watch hours
“You can’t just jump into Baldur's Gate 3 without guides.”
thinks if that most of his income immediately goes towards bills be must be doing something right
lamented that he couldn't mass-upload all his old playthroughs, he had to babysit the process
believes that YouTube specifically targeted him by upholding an ancient copyright strike for FFXIII
believes he is immune to being cancelled as he already would have been if he could be cancelled
thinks by using AI to upscale and 'fix' his old videos it will make them more watchable
converted his old videos to 60fps, resulting in ghosting and smearing
dislikes remakes and remasters yet remade his DSPGaming channel with remastered videos
sought to monitize his reuploaded playthroughs despite it being against ToS
claims his old content was for “a young teen audience”, retconning his claim it was for adults
was confused about whether Resident Evil 0 is a prequel
ignored a tip from 1MM and almost forgot to include it before catching himself... hmmm...
said the Yakuza games are “significant” because they allow him to “learn about Japan”
started 2024 by talking about drama despite it being a New Year's resolution not to bring up drama
implores people to make 'positive' documentaries about him so it's free advertisement for him
believes he is totally different to Boogie2988; both obese, health issues, financial woes, etc
protested the various detractor communities even though there was only really the Sons of Kojima
doesn't see how talking about the drama in his life is talking about drama
"My life is not a sob story" but will cry about the last 15 years being rough with hardships
realised he can talk back about his detractors in the doco but he talks about them every day
seemed genuinely proud of himself to rhyme 'vest' with 'best'
liked one of Tevin's comments on his video (he likely didn't know it was Tevin)
put cringe-inducing disclaimers warning of his 'old' style of humour in his playthrough reuploads
believes his views declined due to trolls since 2015 but his views have been declining since 2013
believes, thanks to YouTube analytics, that more people over 65 watch him than teenagers
got crushed 1v1 in SF6 and cried out “he didn’t beat me, his internet did!”
still insults fans and trolls alike despite it being a 2024 resolution to not do so
changed his "no insulting other players personally" resolution to just "no insulting other players"
spent $1000~ on WWE Champions during the first week of 2024
"Don't sit in my chat expecting a member", hint hints for viewers to buy membership
said he's setup for disappointment for TLOU3, which goes against “playing games for what they are”
yells at his audience when they ask him questions and then gives the answer anyways
informed everyone he will be paying his interns for the Throwback video if it's monetised... pffft
calls jokes about statue boobs "immature"; makes constantly scat jokes and laughs at naked men
lamented that A.I. cannot reliably censor the hateful slurs he's made in old playthroughs
justified his use of derogatory language back then as the FGC having a toxic culture
wastes his ammo in survival-horror games and calls it bad game design that he's always out of ammo
considers himself softlocked if he has low ammo before a tough segment
is happy to be handholded in games because it eases his stress (until trolls lead him into shit)
remarked that the A.I. upscaling of his old videos is makes it look "close to direct capture”
“Extra frames of ghosting on top of the original ghosting” but still good in his mind
likes the “new frames of animation” being added to his old videos
stated "this content doesn't represent me" even though he's proudly upscaling and reuploading it
his 'new ideas' for the throwback channel are live-reacting and event streams, which he already does
“The thing is I always used guides, but nobody figured it out” yet everyone has known for years
received a massive 200+ membership bomb and requested others follow the paypig's example
thinks the upscaling and disclaimers makes the old content different enough to not be demonitised
claimed he inspired LTG and all crude content that comes from him
roasted LTG for wearing an Infinity Gauntlet as immature; blows bubbles and uses a magic 8-ball
roasted LTG for his collection of gems, but Phil has his own gems in WWE Champions
does not consider the bubble guns he owns to be a toy (so he can feel superior to LTG)
stated he won't watch videos of people "who have been nasty to him"... except LTG
seriously exclaimed he will pull out of the Mike Clum documentary if Keemstar is involved at all
believes PewDiePie was scapegoated as the cause of the Adpocalypse but he did blame PDP at the time
pointedly asked when the last time he used the bubble guns (it was a few months prior)
roasted a young fan with a childish username, assumed nothing they say is of value based on name
demanded all 'conspiracy theories' have proof attached yet won't look at the proof
admitted that if you provide lots of evidence for a theory he won't look at it all out of laziness
assumes that if you provide lots of evidence for a theory you legit need mental help
stated that he only makes a big deal out of certain things because viewers/trolls made it a big deal
reckons if you like sexually-charged moments in games or movies you need to see a therapist
says with romance in any media: “You shouldn’t be watching that stuff together as a group.”
researches games for any romance to avoid it and flips out when he encounters any
alleged his reactions to criticism was due to "didn't have others to model how to react to it after”
blamed his fans for the vest streak being a meme even though he had embraced it to "own" the haters
blames COVID for killing his homemade sauce, now he just buys it
says he will skip the new Prince of Persia game because “2D games shouldn’t be 20 hours long”
put Hogwarts Legacy on his most disappointing game list despite bemoaning how it didn't win GOTY
put Dead Space Remake on his most disappointing game list because it was too much like the original
blamed his audience for talking him into playing Diablo 4, hence on his most disappointing game list
“Nintendo sold you the same game for $70 with Tear of the Kingdom.”
demonstrated he didn't pay attention to Tear of the Kingdom when he failed to recall the plot
claimed MK1 failed because it didn’t copy what SF6 was doing
thinks Sonic Superstars was made by the people who made Sonic Mania
criticized FFXVI for its poor plot and combat yet took the most offence to the "adult content"
acts like 30 FPS means a game is broken despite playing on consoles where 30 FPS is standard
hint hinted he wants his fans to say they don't mind clickbaiting his videos so he can do it
called out YouTubers doing clickbait for attention yet ponders doing clickbait for catchy titles
laments his declining views though blesses his trolls for increasingly not hate-watching him
“Now that I am paused I can be honest”, suggesting when he is recording he may be telling lies
ragequit RE:0 whilst save-scumming and playing on Hard, three things he says streamers do for clout
had to rely on a playthrough he did of RE:0 back in 2016 to learn how to beat a boss
“I only like Baldur's Gate 3 because of your interactions” (read: hand-holding and tips $$)
hates BG3 but he’s still put it on his “honourable mentions” of best games of 2023
believes he is courageous to play Hogwarts Legacy on stream when streamers got 'cancelled' for it
believes “most people” get Dead Space Remake and The Callisto Protocol “confused with one another”
did not prepare for the Best Playthroughs of 2023 list, leading to missing footage for some entries
refused to believe his viewers seriously voted his Starfield playthrough as one of the best of 2023
refused to believe his viewers seriously voted his BG3 playthrough as one of the best of 2023
said he likes Tears of the Kingdom after shitting on it on its entry on his most disappointing game
put Jedi Survivor as #10 on his best games of 2023 despite shitting on it for being laggy and buggy
put Tears of the Kingdom as #10 on his best games of 2023 despite shitting on it all the while
had his wife Kat on a 'mystery stream' revealing her weight gain from DoorDash and laziness
“We didn’t plan this steam out” despite informing people about the 'mystery stream' for a week
agrees with his wife that her "haters" are cowards even though she cowardly hid from them for years
tends to speak over Kat and attempt to answer her questions for her
won't kiss his wife on camera, says such things are private and off-camera only
"Please watch my videos if you're interested in my wife."
retconned his stance on his wife never appearing again, claimed her returning was always an option
either lied that Kat likes K-pop or doesn't know what K-pop exactly is since Kat doesn't like BTS
admitted he only loves BG3 for the "interactions" (tips) and without them the playthrough is dead
"No one is teaching me every step of the game anymore. I quit."
made a scat joke about children while he was playing Sea of Stars
always makes similes and comparisons using video games as examples
admitted he hasn't divulged his WWE Champions spending habits to Kat
did not fact-check the upscaled old playthroughs, leading to stolen footage being included
got 500 gifted memberships within a week and panicked they would expire, hint hinted to buy some
got worried someone might refund their memberships despite claiming you cannot refund it
was not suspicious that one of the donators is named Doody (a troll) because he knows it is OIC
did not feel like he talks over Kat and answers for her when the proof is in the stream
said he doesn't talk over Kat but then said he had to talk over John Rambo or he'd never talk
made fun of his low views by citing "the few people that watched" his 'mystery stream' with Kat
“My wife being on stream was 100% her choice!” yet he said he pressured her over the years
already begun treating Kat like an object to make money, called her a “feedback device"
"You're not allowed to bring conspiracy and nonsense to my streams" yet always talks about them
hint hinted his neck headphones are failing and he would like a replacement
blamed his chat for poorly handholding him in BG3 leading to his defeat multiple times
"How can you call me a lazy person who isn't trying to improve unless you are a disingenuous idiot."
claimed BG3 only won awards because of “the games media”
stated that BG3 is “inaccessible” to a “common player base audience”
can't figure out why viewers are complaining about ads that interrupt his SF6 matches
blamed YouTube for the "random ads" in his videos even though he turned the ads on
thinks that calling someone a scrub for 'exploiting' lag or 'online combos' is not toxic trash talk
raged at SF6 every time he played it despite saying he would stop playing the game by end of 2023
claims YouTube at times steals his membership revenue
derailed his stream to whine that YT might not pay him on time
coached his viewers to report detractor channels
acts all smug when he says people in Seattle don't know how to drive in snow unlike him
believes PayPal illegally "takes money away" when in reality they put suspicious transfers on hold
believes if you are black and eat Cajun fried chicken you're being racist
derailed stream because OIC's memberships didn't count despite insisting he doesn't track them
derailed stream because its “YouTube’s fault for emailing him in the middle of his stream”
claims he knows the ins-and-outs of his 'contract' with YouTube
confirmed all the recent 500+ gifted memberships are from "one fan" on alt accounts (i.e. OIC)
is puzzled why he isn't being paid for YT memberships that aren't claimed
believes all memberships cost the same, is puzzled why the membership $ total doesn't add up
left for a "bathroom break", came back and got a $100 tip and hardly reacted to it at all
wants to bring Kat back for more chill streams because they like it (more like the increased tips)
promised Kat would be back next chill stream but yanked it away for another Sea of Stars stream
“If you don’t support at all I go out of business!”
claimed that if YouTube doesn’t tell him what’s wrong with his account they are violating the law
believes he is owed $1000+ for the 500+ memberships (purchased in Argentina and are worth far less)
said YouTube has a “weird coding mentality” and have book-smarts and not street-smarts
wanted his viewers to give him feedback on the membership situation (none are legal experts)
confirmed he still does not have a saving account as of January 2024 (business degree btw)
derailed the React stream to watch videos on how to best monetize your channel
called his fans selfish for always wanting bubble blowing and he doesn't want to entertain them
thinks it's not fair to require a certain amount of viewers for monetization since he isn't in it
assumes the YT monetization tier requirement amounts were decided randomly
hint hinted he barely sees super thanks and would like to see one
hint hinted he wants fans to turn auto-renewal for their memberships but it is illegal in places
informs his audience that he will lash out at them when he's grumpy (mature adult btw)
"My streams are for your to escape the realities of life” and then complains about his life
enabled super thanks and memberships for his throwback channel, cementing the lie it isn't for money
thinks grooming your beard is "vanity” and is “hipster behaviour"
thinks that playing on easy difficulty "just gives you double health"
implied that his views are botted because membership bombs hardly get redeemed despite the views
believes that Mr. Beast isn't simply foolish, he's outright malicious with his business practices
conveniently forgets one of his 2024 resolutions was not to be toxic so he can be toxic to trolls
"I don't revel in banning people, I don't want to moderate my community, I would prefer not to."
protested Ubisoft saying you don't own your games after a decade of wanting digital-only gaming
believes that if you buy a game you “bought the rights” to stream it
admits he uses an ad blocker on his own channel but will yell if people use ad block on his channel
“My legs are extremely tired from sitting here all morning.”
can't answer a simple multi-answer question without wanting to set up a stream and make a tier list
sees funny insults as sarcasm but if he doesn't laugh then it is plain insulting and he will ban it
acknowledges his viewer base is “much younger than he is” so he can’t play a lot of RPGs
confirmed that the photo of him and Kat driving in their car is real and legit
claimed he was shown evidence that the 500+ memberships are fake, refused to show the proof
announced that he's going to start banning every single person that tips him in a foreign currency
berated a fan that innocently asked why the reupload channel even exists
still believes he has never ragequit a game or stopped playing it until he beats it
believes YouTube has "incorrect pricing" for memberships in other countries (he wants that money)
thinks people buying YT memberships from other countries is illegal to both the buyer and YouTube
admitted he doesn't care about his viewers' perks from memberships, it's all about the money
thinks you don't own games and can't legally copy the data
"I don't need clickbait to survive. I make quality."
has a problem with Doody because of his name, meanwhile makes constant scat jokes a stream
assumes that anyone who makes a reference to poop must be the troll Doody
“I am not someone who has absolute memories.”
bans people who type in Spanish because he's paranoid it could be a troll message
spent $2,200 on WWE Champions within the first month of 2024
keeps bringing Kat on for Q&A streams even though she clearly does not want to be there
feels nothing wrong with bringing Kat on for a Q&A stream and talking 85% of the time
claims he and Kat eat healthy despite their faces haven gotten fatter over the years
feels the need to give a rundown at the start and end of every stream as if he doesn't want viewers
“No one wants a declawed cat” yet owns one
tends to wear clothing that resembles pyjamas on his stream
believes the cheap gifted memberships aren't "real" (they are but he barely makes money on them)
breaks YT ToS by informing his fans to use VPNs to appear in the USA to buy memberships for him
claimed that nobody is watching him from Argentina and other "loophole" countries (cheap membership)
insinuated Argentina is a third-world country not capable of using YouTube
played Palworld not out of genuine curiosity but more to cash in on its popularity at the time
made a disgusting comment that his detractors feed each other lies like The Human Centipede shitting
feels that if people make him 'disgusted' then he has carte blanche to make sickening comments
assumes that if an account that membership bombs him has no uploads it must be a troll
banned a fan who donated memberships who happened to not be in the USA
compared buying memberships with VPN to using coupons from another store (totally inaccurate)
retconned YT memberships from helping to community to now being for money (perks are a bonus)
gets disgruntled when his viewers get membership perks if he doesn't get paid
stated that game sales does not always indicate quality, but he had brought up Hogwarts Legacy sales
doesn’t understand that the same game genre can have different audiences (e.g. SF6 vs MK1)
believes that if he hates something that now means everyone should hate it as equally
believes that other streamers are getting trolled with cheap membership bombs but it is mainly him
lied that he knew about the cheap memberships exploit for a year and yet did research after the fact
assumed his detractors are happy that the documentary about him got cancelled
admitted the documentary was canned because of his laziness and unwillingness to bend his schedule
cancelled the documentary shortly after Mike Clum began interviewing people... hmmm...
warned that trolls dox his fans but DSP has doxed his fans before (e.g. PwDubz and PayPal tippers)
disliked that a documentary about him would cover his past, especially the controversies
refuses to make a documentary about himself out of sheer laziness
reckoned a documentary made about him without his direct involvement is doomed to fail
assumed that any documentary made about him without his consent is a hit piece on him
insinuated he will sue Mike Clum if he makes the documentary without his involvement
“I barley talked about it” yet he dedicated a 2 hour pre-stream to the DSP documentary
said his throwback channel takes up a lot of time; doesn't edit videos, do thumbnails, just upload
exclaimed the memberships issue doesn't affect him but it does affect fans who might have re-up'd
watched his old playthroughs as livestreams “because that’s how you grow as a person”
accepts emails from viewers with puzzle solutions when he is stuck ("I'm an average gamer" btw)
implied his content is garbage because restreamers make "garbage content"
thinks his detractors have no "human existence"
thinks people making content about a lolcow makes them a lolcow
complained that his trolls waste their lives mocking a man who plays video games for a 'living'
"Self-awareness is something very rare in this world."
is anxious that his fans worry that he may be overworking
called Boogie an idiot in a YouTube comment response and deleted all responses to his comment
wanted a Super Bowl party where the Super Bowl is not allowed
wanted a Super Bowl event with no sports games allowed (wanted COD, Tekken, and Foamstars)
said the trolls are wrong about how much Mike Clum wasted on the doco but Mike gave the numbers
thinks it’s aye-okay he wasted Mike's time because “he’s a busy guy anyways”
claimed he dropped his monikers because they don't fit the "modern day" and not because he changed
declared only his “true fans” are now allowed to submit videos for the react channel
declared he will ban "ironic fans" after previously tolerating them so long as they don't act up
said he is willing to do a doco once he has better material to absolve the sins of his past
admits he switched cutscene footage in reuploaded vids, didn't admit that footage is stolen
claimed he's never been burnt out doing YT but he made KO Gaming in 2016 because he was burnt out
admitted he was streaming on his throwback channel just to get more views to get ads back
believes that you cannot achieve wealth without copying everyone else
believes "being moral" means you are "not being able to not retire"
lied about the bank leaks declaring them to be fake but he said they were real at the beginning
proclaimed that natural food is not better than processed food
gave health food advice despite DoorDashing fast food and making pasta sauce with too much sugar
believes world hunger can be solved if people stopped caring about chemicals in food
thinks “processed food” isn't all bad (including the ones loaded with high-fructose corn syrup)
criticized content creators that get stuck in a rut; is the same way, gaming and e-begging daily
announced if he won the lottery he would still be streaming (and e-begging) as usual
"I have no aspirations to do other things. I would like to keep doing this as long as I can."
joked that he kidnapped people to edit his old playthroughs
“My team of editors” i.e. a ragtag team of dents doing unpaid labour
admitted his editors are exorcising anything that might get the videos demonitized
raised the price of YT membership tiers, blamed YouTube and trolls exploiting cheaper options
insinuated he won't lower his YT membership prices if the cheaper membership 'exploit' is fixed
reasoned the "added value" (more emotes) makes up for the prince increase in YT memberships
believes that raising the price of his YT memberships will stop the Argentina membership bombs
added a Q&A session to the membership tiers... something he does for free
ragequit Resident Evil 0, coped by saying he had beaten it before so it is acceptable to ragequit
“Rollback Netcode favors people mashing a button, that’s just a fact.”
tends to use the word 'mash' for any attack that hits him, even non-mashable moves
“You didn’t deserve to outplay me.”
insulted SplicedHelix, who legit has Multiple Sclerosis, after he beat Phil in Street Fighter 6
called his trolls braindead for their "lame" comments but he has to read them
called his fans stupid if they respond to trolls' "toxic comments"
admitted him taking everyone's memberships away and upping the price is a money-grubbing scheme
“I can’t do it for free, as a hobby“, meanwhile most streamers do it for free as a hobby
boasted the $2 membership price hike lets you “have a chance” to have a question answered
says he doesn't want to give his trolls power but he does give them attention
insults his fans who implore him not to give the trolls attention, feels he HAS to
still thinks memberships from Argentina aren't real (they are, he just barely gets money from them)
admitted he makes thousands of dollars a month from YT memberships, still e-begs to pay his bills
spent $1575 between 20/01/24-22/01/24 even as he loses thousands from "fake memberships"
insists that insulting people isn't so, he's “criticizing their gameplay”
thinks getting trolled by "fake" membership bombs doesn't make him a lolcow (it's his reaction)
blames being "made a lolcow" means that YouTube no longer takes his complaints seriously
“So when you made a lolcow out of me, you took my power away.”
laments his income fell 37% but he had said he was doing fine when the documentary got cancelled
says that a troll being rude violates the rules but a loyal paypig being rude is freedom of speech
felt "burnt" that he purchased SF6 twice and “didn’t really get anything out of it”
thinks the 0 in Resident Evil 0 is a “spelling error” and Capcom “do not know what they are doing”
"I'm not going to talk about it endlessly" then talked about it endlessly
his solution to saving his reaction channel: give him more money
treats the 'gaming news' segment of his 'podcast' as a therapy session to vent about his trolls
was puzzled why only 10 people chose to upgrade their memberships after having them taken away
treated the lack of memberships as his viewers' fault and their problem to fix
accepts A.I. art for his animations and banners despite speaking out against A.I. art
says he “knows how to play Paul in Tekken” but he "needs to learn the inputs for him first”
“I’m not asking you to go above and beyond!" yet wants fans to renew a more expensive membership
thinks new shirts, led lights and react content are “improvements" yet bitched when creators do it
admitted the Argentinian memberships affects him after days of saying it only affected his viewers
confessed he 'lost' $1500 due to Argentinian memberships and hint hinted his viewers can improve it
played the English dub of Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth (Japanese voices put him to sleep)
insulted his own fans who use memes by telling them to shove their memes up their ass and STFU
seriously compared himself to the characters in Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth
raged when his chat disagreed that his life mirrors the plot to Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth
thinks that comparing himself to the plight of fictional characters is a "factual observation"
insulted his own fans by stating they are no better than his trolls when they deny his 'reality'
yelled his chat called him cringe and then used a Thanos finger-snap meme to wish his trolls away
"I can say whatever the fuck I want and you like it or you shut the fuck up!"
began banning people calling him out... the day after championing freedom of speech
laments not being in the Twitch Partnership Program despite hating Twitch for 'abusing' him
said Twitch couldn't provide proof of his "hateful speech" and then made a hateful speech
seriously believes his content helps people
thinks hours of gameplay and 'podcasts' are the proof he needs to win any slander/defamation case
thinks that lolcows shouldn't poke fun at themselves for the amusement of others
admitted the WWE Champions revelations soured his interest in WWE wrestling entirely
stated that “real people” can’t play long games
began falling asleep during Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth, even with the English dub
subtly revealed he finds himself boring since he thinks Infinite Wealth's plot mirrors his life
plays multiple RPGs at a time despite stating he was a variety streamer with little time
admitted the people making fun of him outnumber his fans by a large margin
thinks Tekken 8 did well on his stream... because Jaxx tipped $100 and OIC tipped $50 one time
jokingly mocked losers who spend all day playing games knowing full well that includes himself
subtly roasted his own content by saying casual viewers get "burnt out" by it
spent $1078 during the last week of January 2024
blames game devs on "poor pacing" because he has to unlock a co-op minigame he wants to do with Kat
admitted he is slow as shit playing games if it takes him two weeks to play 1/5 of Infinite Wealth
claims to love playing Yakuza games despite falling asleep and constantly watching the chat
“Memberships don’t matter anymore” yet still wants you to buy them
"I don’t have 10 different income sources like everyone else does", yet doesn't want to branch out
says his DSP Gaming channel “can’t be gaming all the time”
“I have the right to be taken seriously.”
jokingly admitted he uses pignosis to keep his viewers watching and whales tipping
admitted he would be addicted to pachinko machines if he access to them
hint hinted that due to Argentina memberships he will not be able to pay his February 2024 bills
pignositised by audience by announcing he has tri-mothly bills on top of monthly and bi-monthly
made a few 'Asians have small dicks' racist jokes during Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth
gave Suicide Squad spoilers because the game was already spoiled and assumed his viewers know of it
"What’s for dinner tonight? I don’t know! I don’t make dinner!”
called independent contractors "mercenaries"
retconning his old panini sandwich video as “the point of it was that I made it shitty”
remarked “the culture back in the day” was “talking shit to your friends”
exclaimed The Lion King was "the Game of Thrones for children" and that’s why he liked it growing up
demoted the viral white-popular game Palworld to once-a-week because he didn't get enough tips
often gets lost in caves in games due to low lighting, poor memory, and similar scenery
stated that he nor his viewers want to hear him "bitching" about needing tips but does so anyway
implied that it is racist that LTG is partnered on Twitch but he is not
raged at a fan who asked for the stream schedule due to arriving late and missing it
stated that viewers not $upporting his RPG playthroughs “have a prejudice”
“I can’t keep having slow streams like this! My business will go in to decay!”
turned his his thrownback channel in to a weekly react show by watching his own content
blamed game developers for making long games rather than speed up getting through them
wants game devs to give him the "full package": story and good gameplay
won't allow his wife Kat to be on his channel unless he can milk her for money (Q&A and co-op)
still insists he never said racial slurs on Twitch but he did albeit accidentally
“I’m trying to figure out things that you guys will support.”
plays a new fighting game, doesn't use Practice mode, goes online, gets crushed, whines, repeat
laments that "it's life" that people don't pay you for your hobby
tends to hold his gameplay stream hostage until he gets enough tips so he'll resume gameplay
pleaded with his fans for suggestions of what games to play, vetoes almost all their suggestions
"“I need to acknowledge when I make mistakes", and then 15 mins later, “I don’t do anything wrong”
wants an aquarium because it would be "relaxing” to have “lights and the sound bubbling”
made an empty deadpan preemptive apology that what he says and does may offend his community
"I apologize for being stressed out."
"I'll continue to make those mistakes." (apology immediately worthless)
assumes his audience sees him as the Devil and thus he cannot compare himself to positive things
denies that him trying to compare himself to positive things is just like the "fr fr" meme
cannot admit that some of the vitriol he receives is well-deserved from his own actions
compared his trolls to a pulsating hemorrhoid on his ass that's about to burst
took one person in chat's snarky comment to mean "20,000 jackasses" were saying it
stops to admire sexy male physique whenever it appears (GaySydePhil)
instructed a paypig who got banned from chat for racism to make another account (ToS violation)
derailed his stream to rant about his toxicity and upholding the 'safety' of his community
unbanned the racist paypig, undermining his entire speech, because the paypig donates daily
"You can't buy ban immunity" yet sixty seconds ago unbanned a racist fan who promised more tips
admitted he pays little attention to chat comments that don't kiss his ass or give helpful advice
wishes it were 2010 again so he make off-colour (sexist and racist) 'jokes' and get away with it
"First of all, don't ever threaten me."; hid in a bathroom to avoid a beating IRL
describes unrealistic moves in fighting games as "anime moves"
was more offended by someone impersonating him than said impersonator flagging detractor channels
stated he isn't liable for the impersonator's actions but they are using Phil's legal name
claims not to be aware of detractor content yet knows their names and latest 'conspiracy theories'
seriously believed the fake troll bait scheme that his detractors planned to sue him
laughed that lawyers take money from 'suckers'; claims to have lawyers that will defend him
was bewildered that an email sent to YouTube got a generic impersonal response
believes that if he is sued the prosecution must only be doing it for the money
believes that YouTube lawyers are not real practicing lawyers
feels a need to address anything that threatens his livelihood, even if it is obviously trolling
thinks his detractors won't seriously sue him because they 'need' him to make money
"It has been years since I did anything" yet he has provably struck down a video
wants YouTube to lose a class action lawsuit on the grounds it is too easy to DCMA him
“There is no point to suing YouTube, it won’t change anything”, ruining his rant
“I run a thriving business here” yet can't afford alcohol for the Super Bowl event
lied that his fans asked him to disable comments but he actually disabled them to thwart TIHYDP vids
seriously believes he can sue detractor channels for "slander and defamation” and win
got just one lawyer's opinion on the viability of suing his detractors
doesn’t know the difference between slander and defamation
“I have never asked for a refund ever"; Mortal Kombat, Cyberpunk 2077, possibly more
thinks “ambiguous endings” mean “you’ve failed as a writer”
claims that he's never struck down any detractor videos to "teach them a lesson"; Supercrazy's video
knows the ins-and-outs of the hostess businesses of Japan just from playing the Yakuza games
thinks hostesses are like scams in that you fork over money just to feel good (hint hint)
still thinks his detractors 'irrationally' hate him "for no good reason"
got teary-eyed and emotion when reacting to a clip of Hulk Hogan's entrance at WWE
spent $862 on WWE Champions during the first week of February 2024
uses whataboutism to deflect criticism to himself towards other people
will not jokingly accept being someone's husbando as he is Kat's husband, no jokes or fun allowed
seriously thinks his detractors take one thing he said/did to make hour long video/stream about it
admitted he will only sue his detractors that can afford the 'damages' (always about the money)
admitted that him being coddled by overprotective parents affected his decision making skills
confessed that he recently learned that actions have consequences (something you learn in childhood)
tried to entice pity by pointing out old videos of him swaying is him experiencing pain at the time
insinuated that making fun of someone's conditions is worse than outright bigotry
believes that racism jokes is fine because they are aimed at a community, not an individual
stated that his racist jokes were always in jest and were never malicious or cruel
thinks 300 views minimum within 24 hours for a newly uploaded video is the correct standard
thinks that if his videos don't reach 300+ views within 24 hours it must be the game's fault
harps on about being discouraged by low views despite proclaiming he doesn't want to be Mr. Views
asks for feedback but then calls feedback he doesn't like 'complaining' from a "moronic idiot"
"I need your feedback! I cherish your feedback!"
e-begged his viewers who got 'free' Argentian memberships to tip him to offset them
gave a pathetic "I already answered this, check my podcast for the answer" response to a $100 tip
claims worried about the legality of emulation but only really cares if it gets demonitized
said he was worried about emulating ROMs but then decides to use Fightcade to emulate old games
“These supposed credible sources everyone uses”, is unaware 'credible' means accurate
would rather tell people to ignore Derich than to scold Derich when he spams or says creepy shit
rages at his chat when they 'bully' Derich (by telling him to not spam or say creepy shit)
“How do I picture my life in 10 years? Uhh... I don’t.”
“Shaved ice is chopped ice that’s been chopped in to small shavings.”
nowadays enjoys Animal Crossing after years of saying “Animal crossing is for 5 year olds”
spent over 5 mins giving tips how to lose weight
killed off the suggestion box because viewers already give suggestions in the chat
“It doesn’t matter what I do, I disappoint people.”
thinks it is okay to be toxic online because growing up people were toxic all the time in arcades
ponders why his chat has racism and toxicity when he allows the paypig Canadian Kirk stay unbanned
gave up on caring if his fans get unfairly moderated by power-tripping mods as he is tired of drama
blames his viewers who get unfairly moderated as they must have done something wrong
stated you either agree with him or be silent/moderated
"If every day there is a problem, you are part of the problem."
equates asking Derich for porn recommendations as bullying but Derich welcomes it
spent 10+ minutes ranting about how he was cool with the FGC until they turned into hateful clowns
believes the FGC should still have “name calling, shit talking and hazings”
thinks the FGC hates him because he's talented at fighting games and funny
says all his insults are just 'jokes' and only his detractors would care that he insults people
justifies his insults to others online in that he doesn't know them so they aren't personal attacks
“You need to support what I’m doing so I can keep operating a successful business.”
believes he is a “normal level person”
believes Splatoon only got popular because it is a Nintendo game and for kids
called Foamstars a “cheap knockoff” of Splatoon but supports it because the devs reached out to him
hates r/ScrubQuotes because it exposes him for being a scrub
admitted that the Argentian membership bombs don't really affect his bottom line despite the rants
hint hinted he wants a new phone and may switch to Android
says he doesn't care about Lolcow Live but will rant about them whenever they are brought up
"Immoral people, how do they make their money? Milking stupid people of their money."
refuses to see sexual things in video games because he allegedly gets "laid by my wife"
thinks fanservice is by horny nerds for horny nerds
can't name what he does wrong, only jokingly names "what the detractors think I do wrong"
assumes that if he can't understand a game's writing it must be cringe and for kids/nerds
believes that sexual feelings and lust can't be obtained/written without friendship first
thinks that if game devs try to make characters look sexy it MUST pandering to horny people
"People only talked about Baldur's Gate 3 and Stellar Blade because of the sexual content!"
said that you can't declare Baldur's Gate 3 to be your fave game without admitting it's for the sex
said that the creatures and mythological beings in Baldur's Gate 3 don't talk like regular humans
“That’s not how real relationships work!”, says the anti-social hermit
thinks giving his opinion on something is 'exposing' it and you have to deal with it
assumes that if a game is trending on social media it must be because of sexual content or shills
claimed that if Stellar Blade had a main character that was a regular dude no one would care at all
ranted about Mr. Beast Bars because he still hates Mr. Beast (still purchased two bars to eat)
won't pay $2 for a chocolate bar but will spent $300 for 'business class' internet
called the Mr. Beast Bars "mean spirited" as he guilt trips for tips and donations
“You don't need organic ingredients for your chocolate bar!” (cocoa beans are organic)
ranted about organic ingredients in food after years of praising them in his DoorDash deliveries
described the Mr. Beast Bar as "it looks moist"
thinks Mr. Beast is an idiot for putting cane sugar in chocolate and says it's only for sweet tea
pretends not to notice requests from fans to reduce the ads, still claims he can't control them
thinks that a joke about Derich and Canadian Kirk doing a podcast together is bullying them
said that a decade ago his content was for adults, retconning his previous claim it was for teens
decided he will ban/time-out people with no given reason to let them work it out for themselves
"American Super Bowl food."
obeyed his wife's command to ban people from chat who dissed her cooking (WhippedSydePhil)
“My problem is lack of knowledge.”
spent around 20% of the 2024 Super Bowl marathon wasting time and around 15% on the 'podcast'
accidentally called Kat his mother when talking about their DoorDash'd dinner on the 'podcast'
spilt something and blamed the previous homeowner for installing white carpets in his office
went on a lengthy rant when a viewer gave advice on basic table manners
skipped Stellar Blade, a much anticipated hyped game, because the MC is too sexualised
laments when game devs give gamers what they want when it involves sexual things
cannot appreciate fanservice or anything aesthetic that doesn't benefit gameplay
thinks he is drinking healthier when he swaps Coke for Sprite or ice tea
thought Chad Warden was real until his chat corrected him
reasoned that if his trolls got off their asses and went outside they wouldn't be lonely
says rice tastes sweet and of vanilla
"My problems are real problems".
blames YouTube when the frequency of ads on his videos increases, acts like he is powerless
said the whole point of YouTube is to be an anti-bullying platform
bans Canadian Kirk impersonators but not the real Kirk who blasts racism and other hate speech
got triple perfected in Tekken 8 and blamed his viewers for not helping him learn the character
“I live a happy life, yes I do!”
thinks people in his chat saying goodbye to Derich when Derich leaves is trolling him
puts any and all popular viral games on a “pay up or game goes away” hostage situation
allows his paypigs to control what he does, enabling his transition from gaming into commentary
assumes a daily podcast can pay more than his gaming streams can
rejected all suggestions of shifting to doing podcasts until he got tip messages suggesting it
wants more chill gaming streams, unaware people (and paypigs) tune in see him suffer in hard games
lamented that if he modernized his tech and editing back in 2012/2013 he might be more "successful"
admits he ragequits and wagequits games but won't allow anyone to call them ragequits and wagequits
pushed the work of doing the co-op stuff on Kat in Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth
considers co-op to mean Kat does all the work while he reads out superchats
allowed himself to get shown up by Kat, who is 10x more competent at gaming than he is
said Kat finishes games before he does, even if he focuses 100% on the game
said Kat has "busywork expertise"
wants YouTube to block his channel in Argentina thinking it will stop membership bombs from there
gets excited when he gets lots of money in a game so he can go on a shopping spree or gamble
began relaying his wife's gaming experiences on social media despite saying she is never involved
did not snort or burp around Kat during their co-op, suggesting he can hold it in but won't
acted like content creators lied when saying Xbox was 'dying' when they said no such thing
acted like content creators were making up lies about Microsoft, but they were addressing rumours
ranted about the Microsoft rumours wasting time, but he already spent 20+ minutes ranting last week
decries people who use clickbait as scumbag scammers; does the same thing with his videos
wants content creators to focus on positivity but most of his 'podcast' is talking about negativity
broke his promise not to e-beg so much, resumed full force because of the Argentian membership bombs
hardcore begs whenever he stops recording
say people “need to stop reveling in peoples failures”, meanwhile he does just that
got over $100 in tips and said "tips were ok... but why not also superchats and "legit" members?"
claimed he got $0 from the 2000 memberships he has, provided no proof whatsoever
yells at his audience for help in a game, gets help, then yells back at them that they are wrong
puts words in his wife's mouth, like how she liked how 'successful' ($$) the streams were
does zero research on a fighting game's terminology, is confused when it shows up in chat
"Are you afraid of working this hard? No, I've always been a hard worker."
“I choose to work hard because that’s just who I am", then says "Also, I’m forced to do this."
“I’m a work horse”; leaves the room to dead air, doesn't upload videos in correct order, laziness...
spent $1228 on WWE Champions for the Valentine's Day event, still only got 4th place
was proud to have found a way to lessen the membership bombs, wants to deny his fans memberships
believes Ice Poseidon is fully innocent of the self-ruination of his life
swapped Baldur's Gate 3 for Final Fantasy VII Rebirth ASAP, confirming it was all about the money
subtly admitted he couldn't get into BG3 because it had rules and he couldn't just powergrind
kept awkwardly touching Kat like a desperate virgin while she gamed next to him during 'co-op'
could not take hints from Kat that his constant commentary distracted her gaming
said Kat is not a streamer, but she was a streamer prior to living with Phil
make a joke that he drugged and coerced Kat into streaming with him
banned a fan who arrived late and asked if Kat was on, assumed it was a troll stirring up trouble
ended the much-hyped Kat co-op streams after only one stream due to 'boredom' (and low tips)
blamed everyone but himself for Kat ragequitting the co-op stream
called every single question fans asked about Kat "stupid" because it wasn't about the gameplay
pretty much blamed his fans for the lackluster Kat co-op stream due to them not buying in ($$)
wants to play bare-bones co-op games with Kat that doesn't feel like 'work', so no It Takes Two
"Aspire to have what I have, I'm a happy man."
said he would not live on a tropical island because “they tend to have cultural problems”
“There wouldn’t be homeless people on a resort island.”
purchased the premium version of Infinite Wealth, which had extra supplies but still grinded
believes in the conspiracy theory that ALL religion was made to control people
thinks that faith must be supported with evidence, but the definition of faith is without evidence
compared himself to Job from the Bible until he learned the moral was to have faith
thinks gherkins and pickles are two different things
believes you can publicly shoplift from stores in America with no resistance from security
“I live in one of the hotbeds of crime and theft.”
“Politicians have great intentions.”
assumes that life in Seattle is similar to typical life in America
“The only Valentine’s Day gift that I ever received was from my parents.”
admits he likes South Park style dark humour (e.g. child abuse) but won't make such jokes nowadays
said he had the mindset of a 9 year old in his 20s (not much has changed since)
was shocked at a slavery joke he made in 2010, but he made a similar joke in 2023
was flabbergasted at all the cringe 'jokes' he made in his old playthroughs; still makes them
gets more engaged watching his old content than he was on the co-op streams with his wife
stated that Pewdiepie was directly inspired by him to be an LPer, offered zero proof
claims his old commentary as an act but yet years later he laughs and makes similar comments
stated that the 'empty box giveaway' meme was coined by jealous detractors who didn't win them
said he had money back in the days but used that money to send empty boxes to fans rather tnan games
said he won't do political content on YouTube bur does do political takes on Twitter (it's the $$)
got a 1MM tip and went on a 15 minute rant about how he's changed
hates that BG3 is “forcing” him to “do things he doesn’t like” (romance and sex)
says his trolls are a cult, meanwhile his fanbase is hardly different
does not know the root words of the word 'helicopter'; used to work at a helicopter company
“Long skates can’t be used for speed skating.”
“Have we seen a single word in Hawaiian that has a 'W'in it?”
“Why would you cut leaves with hedge clippers? That’s absolute stupidity!”
refuses to talk about politics because he knows his viewers will hate his political views and takes
reckons Washington making Uber Eats cost more would be a good talking point if he talks politics
"The reason I moved out to Washington was to become a variety guy!" (it was to start his adult life)
thinks that if you can criticize something without hating it you are not mentally a five year old
assumes that Rumble is majority conservative
wants feedback but rejects all feedback he doesn't like as "conflicting feedback"
said that sex is for "8 year olds" and scat jokes are for an adult audience
can't help but bring up the infamous bear sex scene in BG3 as a reason for why he won't do romance
compared the bear sex scene in BG3 to the LGBT community
thought Washington was the "hot bed of gaming"
thought he would be the face of the gaming industry (only his orgasm face is widely known)
"I never once criticized Troy Baker's work", but he HAS criticized Troy Baker's appearance
has no intention of retiring, says “we’ve just begun” despite complaints of getting old and slower
said he did not rant after he went on a rant about Twitch punishing him
knows a rant is an emotionally-charged monologue, which is a common thing he does
"You’re banned now! You said I ranted! There hasn’t been a rant tonight at all! Enjoy you ban!”
assumes Destiny (the streamer) was trying to trap him in a gotcha interview
ranted for ten minutes about Destiny despite not knowing who he really is
believes that him being cancelled for antisemitic jokes raised the bar of humour from creators
“Twitch has no warning system before they punish you”, yet his partner contact warned him four times
“Twitch never warned me EVER that I was doing something wrong!”
“Unlike with Twitch, I’ve never been removed from a YouTube partner program!”; lost his Adsense
“Destiny is just Halo reskinned.”
believes online-only games and games based around playing with others are “not meaningful”
believes he gave himself a “full meaningful life” (by becoming a recluse hermit lolcow)
does a Q&A every other day and then ponders why he gets the same questions over and over
reckons that if he had played BG3 on launch day he still wouldn't have finished it six months later
“I have no interactions with the younger generation and all of my viewers are adults.”
“I don’t know where delete is on this keyboard.” (built PCs for a living btw)
said The Rock is not an action star but Nicolas Cage is
“You’re a fool and a sucker if you played and liked GTA Online”, then said there's nothing wrong
lied about not watching other content creators when he said he separates politics from content
"How could I have been one of the top gaming YouTubers back in 2010 if I wasn't funny?"
equates your wife/husband being your best friend to being them being your only close friend
believes he has no time for friends due to being married and streaming six days a week
reiterates he has a meaningful life as he states he has no friends and relies on tips for income
revealed that he has never been on a honeymoon with his wife since they got married five years ago
confessed that when he was younger (his 20s) he didn't know his words "had weight" and could offend
subtly admitted he doesn't regret his sexist racist jokes since he was too young to see the harm
more openly admitted he would still make his bigoted jokes if he could relive the last ten years
believes his edgy commentary is the only reason he got haters to begin with
doesn't know what a MSRP is, thinks retailers should permanently lower prices on older stock
states he is "wired to be straight" yet approves of male sexual things and not female sexuality
admitted he has had homoerotic thoughts about John Stamos
ranted that Elden Ring's DLC, Shadow of the Erdtree, was priced too high for what it allegedly was
can not accept that a game-sized DLC expansion can be priced almost the same as a regular game
refused to believe he was spreading misinformation about the Elden Ring DLC (he was)
stated he likes Elden Ring despite hating it while playing it, only liking it once he got big tips
pinned a comment on his video saying he didn't call the ER DLC a scam, he only speculated it was
coped that the only reason people call him out is in defense of what he is protesting
takes a few fan requests for more co-op with Kat to many people "demanding" she return
"Kat is a bonus, Kat is not an employee."
confirmed he does not compensate Kat for appearing on his stream
talks about ReviewTechUSA drama despite disliking both ReviewTechUSA and drama
has too much toxicity to emphasize or say nice things about aggrevied people he dislikes
lamented that he isn't allowed to laugh at others' misfortunes, does so anyways
"I actually don't wish ill will against anyone."
pretends to dislike the meme of him outlasting his detractors, uses the meme to gloat
claimed he never did a stream attacking Craig and Adam after the Sidescrollers interview (he did)
“There is no demand for [Tekken 8]”, still played it twice a week
“Ultra lame terrible player! What a fucking asshole! Shitty player! Shitty button pressing!”
thinks it is good business practice to react to gaming news a week late when the hype is gone
thinks only sell-outs do reaction streams to news, called it "fluff" for "unintelligent viewers"
called his podcast “my real podcast”, implying he has a false one
says he has a "remarkable memory" yet can't remember what he says and does on a daily basis
stated his FFXIII playthrough gets good 30 parts in, thinks there is nothing wrong there
assumed a podcast edited his Elden Ring DLC video to take him out of context but they watched it all
claimed his takes on the ER DLC happened “because the information didn’t exist” at the time (it was)
wants reactions to his ER DLC video to watch all 2 hours of it to get all the context
“Lightning in a can.”
modeled his humor and “comedy” on edgy comedians, meaning he doesn't have original comedy mindset
isn't aware that regular people don't play games for 2+ hours at a time like he does
says you need a guide or stream audience to walk you through games like BG3
said the only way people beat BG3 and had time for it is that they were home all day and are rich
thinks that if he doesn't mention tipping him all stream then he deserves tips as a 'reward'
assumes that if people in chat say the same stuff over and over they are bots or trolls and bans
believes that cats randomly throwing up is fine and typical cat behaviour
assumes all criticism about him getting help from chat is for his BG3 playthrough but it's all games
wants his viewers to point out missable content rather than him exploring and finding it on his own
thinks that if there is no step-by-step guide typed in guide then he isn't being hand-held
created a strawman of his critics to 'dismantle' their strawman arguments
got trolled by someone submitting a bannable video on DSP Reacts, tried to ban the troll, couldn't
thinks that people with YouTube channels his size don't hire or pay editors
“I’m a blue collar streamer!”
believes you come to watch him “because he knows how the games industry works”
said only people “around his own age watch him”, everyone else” is “haters and idiots”
said a 12 hour video takes “2 weeks” to encode and “you would need a server farm” to make it
exclaimed he doesn't have time to look at his YouTube analytics on how to improve his 'podcast'
asserted there are “no future plans for DSP Gaming” due to “the channel being just fine right now”
said he doesn't want kids but his wife Kat is free to choose if she wants them... hmmm...
told a very unfunny cringe joke about locking an unconscious man in his basement as a slave
makes similar off-colour jokes to ones he made 15 year ago, proving he's always been unfunny cringe
did not compute that daily headaches and lack of appetite was caused by him drinking heavily
spent a morning stream drunk from celebrating the previous night's $300 donation from a dent
laughed at a joke he made in his Walking Dead LP about jerking off to Clementine (an 8 year old)
believes if you have insomnia you must have a mental problem
suddenly decided to do more retro reaction streams after a slow stream was saved by big tips
whined that fighting games are "too accessible" for normies; wants easy mode in FromSoftware games
bashes Nintendo and their games and fans and then ponders why his Nintendo streams get low views
“Regular boxer shorts are hard to find right now.”
said he's “the best he’s ever been competitively in Tekken” but never played Tekken competitively
can't give a simple yes or no when asked if he can afford to take a vacation
complained that the Capcom Cup is boring due to limited character picks; likewise always picks 1-3
seriously thinks he can begin talking about politics without 'drama' arising
cannot seem to block low attacks in fighting games, thinks most are unblockable
cannot think of a way go on a vacation without his cat, has not considered pet-sitting or catteries
insinuated that nobody with a cat has ever gone on vacation
"I literally, literally, live in a bubble", thereby admitting he is a asocial recluse
claimed he was the best badminton player at gym class in school
acknowledged he was near the end of BG3 as he reduced streaming of the game, e-begged harder
acknowledged he was getting lots of tips while streaming BG3, reduced streaming of the game
"I've been honest in Baldur's Gate 3!" yet save-scummed like a scrub the entire run
"All my money is going to important stuff!" (WWE Champions and alcohol)
"Thank you to those who held my hand."
“Nip it in the butt.”
turned a substory in Like a Dragon about online harassment into a "just like me" diatribe
stuck with Tekken 8 over Street Fighter 6 because he couldn't handle being bodied in SF6
took over 90 hours of gameplay to fix the low volume in Baldur's Gate 3
believes he might have to get surgery for his carpal tunnel eventually
assumes he has medical conditions via self-diagnosis
calls MIDI music low quality (MIDI files aren't music files)
hyped up FF7 Rebirth despite claiming only shill streamers and kids do hype streams
admitted he only pays attention to chat for help with games and tip messages
claims to not listen to his detractors yet always responds to them
got a new whale donating to him and gave the whale an indoctrination speech
took his day off early and started streaming FF7 Rebirth early despite not really liking FF7 Remake
'received from a fan' (read: purchased) a Cloud Strife wig that looks more like a Karen hairstyle
reacted to the Cloud Strife wig knowledgeable and disappointed, as if it didn't match the photo
admits that he hates Niel Druckmann, only elaboration is Druckmann making TLOU2 'woke'
is happy when his fans get memberships but is unhappy when they are given for 'free' from Argentina
ranted full Karen first-world-problems style about his missing fries from his fast food dinner
“So we had to complain.”
forgets many aspects of FFVII despite stating he loves the original game
said Jenova in FFVII was found "encased in ice” and it “was never said if it was actually evil”
somehow got Sephiroth, a near demigod, killed in a boss battle in FF7 Rebirth
doesn't realise you need a full ATB gauge to do actions in an RPG
reduced streaming for FF7 Rebirth to return to BG3, a complete 180
dedicated a disturbing amount of time in FF7 Rebirth to the Gacha minigame
was bewildered why no one really cared about the Cloud Strife wig
refuses to bring back vests, which his fans like, but instead shills silly wigs and dumb hats
admitted that even when the $100 tips goal is met he might not even wear the wig if it itches
claimed his FF7 Rebirth streams were false copyright struck by the cover songs, provided no proof
believes that no videos/streams that has copyrighted music playing should ever be claimed
insists that he doesn't make games boring as he wastes time getting distracted by side content
“Criticize the game, not the streamer.”
blamed RPGs for a decline in tips, still plays them
“I’ve been playing RPGs nonstop for the last six months.”
will ban people who request for another game be played, calls them trolls to justify it
gave business advice for devs: stop making RPGs because he can't play them all at once
blames game devs for setting release dates but that's the publishers doing that
blames trolls for all his woes but does ponder why he even has trolls, assumes it is jealousy
said no one was talking about Final Fantasy Rebirth the week it came out
asks for feedback and disregards it to the point even his own fans suspect it's to waste time
claimed you can't turn down the music volume in FF7 Rebirth
liked the materia system in FF7 but said it's too complicated in FF7 Rebirth (it's the same system)
derailed a stream for two minutes to give attention to a tip because he wants to "give them credit”
said he uses the "royal 'we'" to refer to "us", but the royal we is first-person
believes RPGs are a major reason, if not sole reason, why his audience get bored and tunes out
exclaimed that with RPGs you should not skip side content and rush the story and does just that
said being unable to accept "the truth of reality" is stupid and shows lack of maturity... pffft
thinks his streaming 'job' being 'easy' makes it much more worthwhile than a 9-5 he could enjoy
thinks streaming 6 hours a day is full time work, isn't even 'working' all those hours
likes his react streams because they are easy for his lazy ass, dislikes them when support is low
takes every opportunity to condemn his old style of humour but still laughs at all his bigotry
finds it weird that some widows may be happy their partner is dead, cannot fathom why
said that thinking of his 'family' gets him sentimental and teary-eyed; has a wife, cat, no kids
got teary-eyed imagining his death and his wife and cat being happy about it
described his sad emotional state as experiencing "invalid emotions"
acknowledges that for over 16 years he's been told he's bad at gaming, still blames the games
reckons that if there is high demand he play a particular game they will be there to support it
is bewildered when a 'chill game' gets more tips than a mainstream AAA new release game
pondered when support for FF7 Rebirth is low when he dislikes FF7 and "Japanese culture" games
takes the role-playing part of a Role Playing Game a little too literally
“I need a surge of interest!”
asks for feedback but won't read chat messages that are a few lines long
does not mind his streams being viewbotted until it is called out, then he has a problem with it
does not criticize tippers with offensive names if he recognises them as sock accounts of whales
compared his Nautica sweater to Chris Chan's second-hand rugby shirts
admitted he toned down his offensive style of jokes to get in good with publishers and YouTube
admitted he wouldn't go through Saw-style trials to save his cat
refuses to give a shoutout to fans on stream as it violate his principle of promoting others
blamed YouTube for why he uploads videos out of order rather than manually publishing them
admits that he will always do things wrong because fans and trolls give conflicting feedback
lied that in his 16+ years of content creation he's never cared about views or subscriber count
brought up his Homefront video that got a million views (still says he's not Mr. Views)
thinks trolls are mass-buying cheap memberships to ruin his channel, but it's just to upset him
tends to use the 'damned if you do, damned if you don't" phrase to scenarios it doesn't apply to
thinks he dodged a bullet not doing the Mike Clum doco as Clum then moved onto covering EDP445
indirectly compared himself to EDP445 in relation to Mike Clum switching doco subjects
claimed to barely know of EDP445 and then gave an accurate recount of how EDP got catfished
said EDP445 was framed and that's why he escaped justice
condemns those who only see the world in black and white; sees trolls, Keem, and others the same
stated that truth doesn't matter, only perception of information does (which explains how he lies)
believes people only compare him to Wings and Boogie because trolls tell others to say that
proclaimed nobody is allowed to “clap back” at him when he insults because he is "just a small guy”
said he has another 20 years left as a streamer
“I got a high caliber rifle! Who uses that?!”
did not realise rest stops in FF7 Remake and Rebirth heal you
thinks Sephiroth in FF7 is just naturally evil and that “he is just a chaotic entity”
warned his viewers not to talk about trolls, but of course HE is allowed to rant about trolls
uses whataboutism to shift focus from him to his detractors and their sins
stated trolls bring up 'minor' things about him, said his trolls are probably murderers or cheaters
said no one has proof that he has done "heinous acts", bans people who do provide it
ranted that he did not defend EDP445, then defended EDP by saying he was set up by his detractors
insists people watch his 2 hour podcasts to get all the context, but most times it hardly matters
gloated he outlived Rooster Teeth despite allegedly disliking the 'outliving his detractors' meme
had the gall to be proud of outlasting companies with paid employees losing their jobs/livelihoods
wants to react to a documentary of Rooster Teeth so he can profit off outliving them
complains about low views even when getting big tips and being whaled out
is trying to to retcon the "I can be good at games if I want to" line
“I don’t know anything about ____" but then talks about the subject in detail
says as an adult you shouldn't watch cartoons; hangs video game up art in his house
believes he could get a job with Microsoft because of playing video games online for a living
claims he has inspired other content creators but can't name a single one
scolded a troll for photoshopping a pic of him to be ugly but it is legit from a video Phil made
wrote a eulogy for Akira Toriyama on Twitter even though he barely mentions the man or his works
still claims to be a big Dragon Ball fan despite proving over the years he barely knows anything
crapped on Akira Toriyama for making his last game, Sand Land, an RPG, which he's sick of playing
refuses to believe that heavily sighing at Toriyama's Sand Land isn't a slant at the man
hasn't connected that Toriyama mainly did art and character design for mainly RPGs
claimed Japanese culture didn't have influence in America in the 80s and 90s
believes that companies in Japan are like those in the USA and anyone can be fired for any reason
"Even if it's true, or not, what they're saying about me, no matter what it is, it doesn't matter!"
gets so heated when playing fighting games online he bans viewers who point out when he has lost
believes his online opponents 'guess' his moves, cannot cope that he gets outwitted and outplayed
believes his opponents learn from online opponent who don't spam moves
claims he can't block low attacks online and anyone who uses low attacks is spamming them
“I don’t want to fucking play this anymore! None of this is fun!”, said in every Tekken 8 stream
spent most of the gaming news segment of his 'podcast' bitching about getting wrecked in Tekken 8
cannot understand why deeply traumatized characters can't speak and act like 'normal people'
stated he quit a Tekken 8 stream because he “had to go downstairs angry and apologize to my wife”
admitted the real reason he quit the Tekken 8 stream was due to low tips (a more pathetic excuse)
begged for more comments on his videos and then stated he would remove lots of comments
assumes that if you interpret something he says in a way he doesn't like, you watch troll content
is puzzled when he goes into a scheduled stream before it starts to find the chat empty
thinks that repeatedly pointing out a lack of tips isn't complaining, just "making an observation"
assumes all rich people have easy lives
thinks that even though he hasn't applied for a job in 10+ years he knows how things work
pretends to do audio and visual checks to waste time
assures we don't know the real him, even though he's a shut-in and terminally-online
stated he isn't trying to be like other content creators; has spent since 2020 doing just that
wants his viewers to tip if they like the 'content', wants tips during the 'podcast' (no content)
tends to recap what he rambled about when he returns from a break even though they just heard it
acts like a whiny liberal whenever a black man is suspected of a crime
gave medical misinformation about how to treat burn wounds
was surprised to learn he has been save scumming in games since Heavy Rain in 2010 (and earlier)
criticized his gameplay in old playthroughs but he's still as bad today and slower when using chat
face-palmed his frequent use of crude dick jokes in old playthroughs but he still makes them
tends to end his streams with one final beg for tips in the outro
assumes half the content creators who played Starfield dropped it
strokes his ego when he points out he finished Starfield while others didn't
is not consistent on games he drops due to low support vs games he 'toughs out' with low support
assumes people mainly mock him as it is "profitable and beneficial" to do so
likens the 'harassment' against him to be a meme that will eventually go style and out of fashion
considers himself to be a meme with a "fucked up backstory"
believes that if people memeing on him learn about his "fucked up backstory" they may stop
thinks he can sue the FGC for defamation but they use evidence Phil provides in his videos/streams
"If it doesn't make logical sense, I don't pay attention to it."
lied that he doesn't stream for money
says he can't get another job because it doesn't pay as well, contradicting his previous point
“I don’t want another job, I love what I do! Who else can say that???”
tends to yell at the character he's controlling that they just stood there and took the hit
never takes into account duration of attack animations, spams attacks and yells when he's hit
believes getting paid $50 to do a single private react video “takes away my chance to earn money”
assumes his detractors only know him for playing video games, but he's done plenty more than that
advised everyone to listen to his 'podcast' via YouTube Music
pretended not to take personal offence to Ludwig Goransson's anti-gamer joke at the 2024 Oscars
turned talk of the 2024 Oscars into himself
sees his fans as customers and not his boss, meaning he wants money and doesn't listen to them
thinks a scheduled stream with 'stream is starting soon' intro counts as starting on time
“I don’t look at views at all!” then commented the views dropping when he launched Baldur's Gate 3
said he loved his life the day after lamenting he could not afford to go on trips and not work
“I love social interactions!”; blocks and bans anyone he deems as being disrespectful
“I only beg because people mess with my income!”
can't think of a happy medium between running no ads and running half a dozen ads per stream/video
could not handle a suggestion of co-op gameplay with Kat without exploding at the fan who said it
took a suggestion for a co-op stream to be a suggestion for a "highly-produced professional stream"
thinks having a co-op gameplay stream with Kat is like going from "0 to 100"
insinuated that two people doing co-op gameplay streams are fake in that they are faking enjoyment
confirmed that he and Kat don't get along well since they won't handle doing co-op together
thinks his audience is demanding Kat be on stream even though he brought he her on as a surprise
insists he needs the "perfect game" for Kat co-op, but Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth was that game
stated that he isn't doing co-op for a paycheck... after bitching how he's running a business
autistically suggested that people should be aware of how he's done things the past 16 years
said he doesn't do a Q&A every day but him chilling and answering questions counts as a Q&A
said he HAS to do Q&A before starting gameplay because that's what other streamers do
“When my wife is here with me we can’t just sit and answer questions” yet he does it solo daily
declared that if you disagree with him you must be a sock account
tends to have fun with a game until his audience points out the flaws, then he sours on the game
admitted he wasted his money buying DLC he'll never play for Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth
told his chat to ignore 'trolls' talking about contributions, then reminded his chat to contribute
chastised a fan in chat talking about "poopy farts" but he couldn't help but smile at it
said he can make more money flipping burgers, a viewer asks why doesn't he, bans the viewer
wagequit FF7 Rebirth, declaring the game is bad and no one cares (based on how well the streams do)
blamed other RPGs for why his FF7 Rebirth streams underperformed right after blaming the game
believes FF7 Rebirth “tanked” in sales but he was only looking at Japan physical copies sold
claimed FF7 Rebirth was “GOTY candidate” and then wagequit the “GOTY candidate” two streams later
said “no exaggeration” and then said he was down hundreds of thousands of views
believes that first impressions are everything, thus if a game launches broken he won't replay it
these days commits himself to rushing through every RPG, "cutting corners" and skipping content
notices how his chat is quiet in most streams, blames the games for being boring
commented that RPGs tend be binged by gamers and then soon forgotten about on social media
knows what social media says about certain games despite professing to only use it for 'business'
lamented content creators giving up on games to get to more games; does the same thing
criticized content creators that vary their schedule, calls it "harmful"; does the same thing
takes fans asking a question to them being obsessed with the topic and for them to stop watching
"I am one of the least quitting streamers there is."
equates quitting a game to putting it on hiatus as to avoid accusations of quitting them
didn't know how to check trophies on PS5 despite owning the console for 3 years
planned to only play Dragon's Dogma 2 on launch day for day one views, then put it on the backlog
told his audience to "commit to being at the playthrough" because "it's my job" to make money
stated that you cannot "nitpick" Kat if she's boring because he is the streamer, not her
stated that Kat will be boring during co-op streams because she's not a streamer or "professional"
won't play actual co-op games like Overcooked because they can't concentrate on chat as well
“The heatwave has begun here in Washington state”, said during the coldest time of the month'
"You guys are desensitized to streaming."
thinks pausing OBS is a “new feature”
drinks cans of expired Coke, insists he's quit soda
“I like to eat a variety of foods in rotation.”
equates "life in America" to being sold a car that was in an accident but never reported
hates corporate-made “committee games” yet that's what he mostly plays
spent $10,685 minimum on WWE Champions from the start of January 2024 to mid-March 2024
denies being burnout after complaining for week of experiencing burnout from playing too many RPGs
admits he doesn't have fave foods because he doesn't want fave foods in case he gets bored of it
laments he can't do his offensive "old style" commentary despite allegedly turning over a new leaf
insists there exists YouTube channels dedicated to defaming him, can't/won't name a single one
was wrong when he said Namco banning frequent disconnectors from playing online was brand new
criticized LTG for being a frequent disconnector in online fighting games, but he's done it before
revealed he has not cleaned his fridge since 2021
answered why he plays new mobile games: “I’m only playing for experimental purposes.”
“You guys are dying for anything but RPGs”, which is a lie to avoid playing RPGs
lied that he stopped drinking coffee for health reasons, still drinks it every morning
now e-begs for people to buy him clothes to wear
assumes the home inspectors hid water damage and mislead about the furnace + vents not pushing air
reckons he could have sued the previous homeowners for leaving an oil spill in the garage
likes to bring up how he was called a cult leader "back when I was big"
freaked out when Baldur's Gate 3 glitched and unequipped his equipped clothes
claims to love the Yakuza games yet confesses the cutscenes put him to sleep, literally at times
lied that him exploding at his viewers in 2022 was a one-off and he hasn't done it since
assures his viewers that when his whales, like OIC, stop supporting him he'll still be fine
assures his viewers that he is consciously aware of how much he e-begs and thinks he is fine
stated he manually tracks how often he e-begs, but his detractors have more accurate data
insists he has never derailed his stream for a long period to rant about money (he has)
thinks delay-based netcode never drops inputs
thinks “predictive” netcode makes up everything being pressed
spent more time reacting (ranting) to a video about rollback netcode than the video's length
believes he was banned from SRK for his beliefs about netcode (he was banned for attacking others)
believes kids and teachers can’t have mentor relationships anymore in modern day because romance
said the fist time he tasted lobster was with his “high end math teacher” who took him for dinner
wishes teacher-student dinners were allowed because he got free food
thinks a "happy medium” should exist for teachers having “personal relationships” with students
admitted his e-begging segments/reminders go on for too long, still makes just as long
told people to just not attend his streams if they don't want to see him e-begging and ranting
assumes people who ask him "dumb questions" that they "should know" only watch detractor content
assumes problems people have with him aren't real and are lies/exaggerations from detractor content
does not realise how often he yells at the chat for any reason, assumes he hardly does so
calls his chat a 'chill' place and yet doesn't allow anyone to talk about things that aren't DSP
turned off ads to make a point, proving he CAN turn them off and is lying when he says he can't
stated that average cost of living figures are meaningless because every US state is different
gave a 'donate to me what you think I'm worth' argument similar to the Twitch thots he dislikes
said that anyone who doesn't check his stream schedule on Twitter is a moron
won't play Stellar Blade because his chat can't handle a sexualised girl, but he's the one doing it
said “99% of my audience will be immature idiots” despite harping on that they are mature adults
confessed he never felt he had matured into an actual adult until his early 30s
said he is not into women's “jiggling buttcheeks” (GaySydePhil)
“Ok I paused recording! I’m going to go blow my nose!”
flat out admitted he doesn’t care what you like as a viewer, will ignore feedback he doesn't like
said you can't use lack of money as a reason for not giving tips
“I have so much going on in my life right now. I’m running three YouTube channels.”
doesn't like woke content but thinks people should be able to enjoy whatever they want
states he doesn't know enough about law to comment on legal things but will bloviate for minutes
“I pay in exposure and experience” despite saying you should never do those things
gets flabbergasted when a character in an RPG leaves the party without giving back their equipment
decides not (or forgets) to use save scumming to prevent losing his gear to departing party members
likes it when choices in games have consequences, yet will hate the game if the consequences are bad
blames the devs for negative choice consequences yet acknowledges he can reload to avoid them
wants realism in high fantasy games, expects non-human races to use "logic" like a human
could not resist engaging/starting drama, which cost him a "chill stream" with RTU's editor Jay
assumed RTU's editor Jay must have been trolling with the intention of causing drama (opposite true)
lied that he didn't know Jay was but he's talked about him before
talked in Jay in Twitter DMs despite stating he never DMs on Twitter
says he has no time for drama but he made time to engage in drama with Jay on Twitter on his break
said he was done with drama with Jay, but ranted about it on the next stream
says “he bought BG3” so “he’s allowed” to have the opinion the game is bad, but BG3 was donated
insists he's a customer even though he got BG3 for free and is by definition not a customer
demonstrates he cannot end grudges as he still seethes at Sidescrollers and Keemstar to this day
was upset that he never got to be a recurring guest on Sidescrollers but their offer is still up
declared that he is not hard to reach and yet he ignored Keem during a stream
still thinks Keem lied about not reaching out to him but he called Phil multiple times on stream
gets puzzled whenever an enemy turns invisible and he attacks it and it misses e.g. BG3
thinks 4K and 1080p don’t show much of a difference
retconned his stance on 60fps in games, now says people who want 60fps are “entitled” and “picky”
wouldn't accept an easy $150 to switch to FF7 Rebirth as he autistically stuck to his schedule
suddenly realised that years of not wanting to interact with content creators has made him isolated
said he never hurt anyone in his 15 years of YouTube (however, attempting to hurt still counts)
doesn’t understand social eating, fully expects the chefs to do all of the cooking/prepping for him
"In a hot pot restaurant you have to wait for the food to cook!"
“I came for the food to be ready for me to ingest so I can eat it and digest.”
assumes that after BG3 no one would be bothered to make a game based on D&D
believes that if someone changes 'for the better' they cannot and/or should not revert back
thinks that because he bothers to uniquely name the titles of his videos they deserve more views
“My stuff is actually some of the most well-organized best managed content on YouTube.”
calls himself a negative meme and yet does nothing to disprove it
"I used to think my shit didn't stink", still does
claims he not longer "chases the glory" of finishing a game... as he rushes through BG3
gets gobsmacked when he chooses the troll dialogue choice and the game makes him redo the convo
gets gobsmacked when choosing a 'Restart from Checkpoint' option makes him lose lots of progress
“The RE Engine is called the RE Engine because it was made for the Resident Evil games.” (wrong)
is puzzled why people install blinds over a vent that doesn't close
purchased a family meal from chicken place and complained it had too much chicken
thinks that a “chicken wing” is suppose to be just the wing tip and anything more is wrong
accidentally called his own content awful by saying content creators who rush games is awful
seems to think that content creators "condition" their audiences rather than simply entertain them
“Spending time with family” aka ordering DoorDash and watching Kat play games
pronounces 'usurp' as “oooo surp”
needed a guide and chat help from the very first stream of Dragon's Dogma 2; “it’s too cryptic.”
“In the original FF7 I remember Zack is a main character.”
defends games being set at 30fps because he has to be a contrarian to people saying 60fps or bust
tends to mention trolls have small dicks and no balls, almost to the point of homosexual obsession
stated that a game needs a guide if it rewards exploration and doesn't point to everything
stated that his viewers 'force' him to finish games, even the ones that hurt hus 'business' (RPGs)
called anyone who dislikes a game he's playing a stupid moron and "completely off base"
called the Nintendo Switch a "children's toy" and belittled Nintendo despite allegedly liking them
calls the Switch a kiddie console yet buys every Mario game as “they are throwbacks to my childhood”
shat on Nintendo for always making underpowered consoles because he wants good graphics
believes that you cannot decry criticism for the Switch unless you working on designing it
seems to think that 4K is a "graphics level" (it's a screen resolution)
kisses Dragon Dogma 2's ass despite poor performance, meaning shits on other likewise AAA games
kisses Dragon Dogma 2's ass despite almost falling asleep while playing it
reckons he has beaten all of the FGC legends at least once
insists the tournament results prove his FGC victory claims but doesn't mention which tournaments
used to do money matches at tournaments but turned them down even when he knew he could win
blamed his fans for wanting BG3 when he put it on the schedule to begin win
said that FF7 Rebirth “has 5-7 hours of cutscenes at the start of the game”
said people complaining about micro-transactions in reviews “are idiots”
thinks “it’s exciting” to do a hour-long schedule segment during his birthday stream
doesn't like Stellar Blade because he sees the sexy ladies as a genuine threat to his 'business'
said that Bayonetta "didn’t get sexualized comments” but he made sexualized comments as he played it
said Nier Automata being sexualized was okay because “it had a 4th wall breaking storyline”
doesn’t care about the sexual misconduct that happened at Nickelodeon because it wasn't his era
said playing BG3 for so long ruined the channel but playing Skyrim and Oblivion for so long is fine
stopped praising BG3's writing as soon as his "right choice" resulted in an undesirable outcome
will skip “meaningful content” if he rushes, said to go watch someone else if you dislike that
says he does not give into fan favouritism; Jaxx_Razor, OIC, Tut, E7, even Kirk the racist
banned a fan who advised Phil to "consider an exit strategy"
refuses to allow even one positive thing be said about Keemstar without bringing up the negatives
took a comment about his excessive phlegm to be a personal insult
tends to make dumb pseudo-intellectual comments and then calls out "shitbags" who cringe at him
tends to make dumb pseudo-intellectual comments while wearing his red fedora
calls people who correct him "stupid idiots" and bans them so no one can correct him
proclaimed his 'job' is profitable yet constantly whines about tips and memberships and e-begging
acts as though his viewers beg for his daily 20-30 minute discussions about his schedule
defended scrubbing audio from his old playthrough reaction streams
wanted to do a Mario game tier list less than 24 hours of shitting on Nintendo
gave this business advice: if a company has layoffs, it should be corporate heads fired instead
defended making a serial child trafficking joke saying you're a racist if you assumed he was racist
reckons he proved Stuttering Craig wrong with the child trafficking joke because of the racism
cares more about the child trafficking joke being seen as racist than the child trafficking part
"I have never been a racist in my life."
believes that if a racist joke does not target someone personally it can't be seen as racism
said his achievements should still be respected, but the toxicity should be forgotten
blatantly lied whilst doing a mental age quiz to make himself look good
assumes that people are only negative to him because it gets them attention/content
assumes Sidescrollers only got popular because they were negative about him for clout
“Everyone’s toxic but me.”
was disturbed by his cat's eyes being watery and burning, let the problem heal itself
walked out of his streaming room, returned to make a joke about money, and then left again
did not know basic BG3 mechanics even 130 hours in
declared “the coding is incorrect” when BG3 glitched, assumed the devs stopped supporting the game
implied Larian Studios won't make any more D&D games after he experienced a glitch in BG3
tried to "own the meme" of a troll AI-generated image that ended up being bad optics for him
“I’m trying my best to not advertise myself as much as before.”
plans to be a full-time reactor, becoming the same lazy vapid content creator he has criticized
gave unsolicited business advice to Phil Spencer, thinking he can make better decisions than him
said that corporate America fails at their jobs and still gets rich... like him
was flabbergasted that ignoring the female characters got him the "gay ending" in BG3
mocked BG3 for the 'bear sex' scene but ended up marrying in-game the guy that bangs the bear
assumes Microsoft and Sony make most of their revenue from video games and gaming consoles
thinks Microsoft is a worthless company because of the Xbox brand decline (Microsoft is worth $500b)
complains about Xbox yet buys their systems, plays games on their systems, and renews Gamepass
believes he is a “master of my own destiny” yet e-begs for support or “I will go out of business”
refuses to play online games with his fans because he is terrified of trolls ruining things
assumes a vast majority of requests for community multiplayer is from trolls
thinks banter and teabagging is a form of trolling by clearly toxic people
notices people in chat "fall asleep" and talk about unrelated things, blames the games being boring
believes playing RPGs "kills" his 'business', won't play them if he can help it
bragged that he purchased five shirts for <$12 each from a second-hand store
thinks he is wealthy/rich as he thinks he is better off in life than his detractors
lied that he has NEVER made any piece of content with the goal of making money or getting views
believes that if you laugh at someone's expense you do so wanting to bring them down
expressed a desire to play a Marvel gacha game
plays games that are hype and fun and brings in views but drops in when tips/support is low
dropped FF7 Rebirth because of low tips even though some streams brought in above average
finished BG3 with over 200 hours in despite low support for most of the playthrough
never saw the "RPG overload" coming despite doing his schedule every day
“Variable moving parts style games.”
blamed trolls for ruining the bubble blowing but he stopped doing it due to the mess it makes
said BG3 was like a "sexual predator" for 'forcing' a gay relationship on him
admitted, without being asked, that one person kept BG3 streams afloat “behind the scenes”
tells his fans to "shut the fuck up" and calls them infants if they ever talk about vests or bubbles
at times demonstrates a fear of women, which explains a few things...
assumes all modern games uses autosaves, sometimes forgets to save and thus loses progress
“I am successful and profitable!”, but a week later, “BG3 nearly put me out of business!”
won't spend $40 on a shirt; will spend lots on SF6 skins and mobile game pulls
made a blasphemous joke calling a bleeding crucified Jesus Christ a squirter (Roman Catholic btw)
is reluctant to thank tips he gets in currencies that aren't the USD
declares any stream with piss-poor tips to be a "chill stream" to save face
defends games with short lengths as it means its over sooner and on to the next game
laments reviewers and YouTubers going out of their way to find flaws in games; does the same thing
completely made up a quote from Phil Spencer even after he read the real quote on his stream
“I don’t think I’m better or more deserving than anyone else” but wants to hit tier one tips goal
cries about big gaming corporations ruining art and culture yet still buys and plays their games
believes all religions are wrong because they preach non-violence yet engage in holy wars
retconned his social status his school; was cool with everyone, but now says he was badly bullied
claims he 'immune' to having a midlife crisis but he is currently in one
makes sexual jokes about underage girls and then gives a disclaimer downplaying it as a “schtick”
defended an old joke he made of asking 15 year old character to get naked, gave no 'disclaimer'
has zero empathy for the victims of Dan Schneider as he was "too old" for those Nickelodeon shows
disliked the fan requests for a reaction to his Bully playthrough so he pulled it from the polls
will discard a poll results if the comments for it are detractor memes
laughed hard at racist humour from Father Ted
claims to know how much money Elon Musk readily has and assumes he can't afford to buy companies
still thinks Twitter hasn't made a profit since Elon Musk purchased it
assumes all shirts that look alike must be alike and be priced similarly
claims he doesn't brag about his clothing but does brags about buying nice clothes cheaply
declared his "Retro React" streams disappointing because it did not get $100 in tips
thinks Easter is meaningless as an adult because he doesn’t have children
identifies with the plot of Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth despite not really understanding it
began (poorly) putting on a tie as a tips incentive and a spiritual successor to the vest streak
said putting on a tie was "second nature to him", butchers it
put food ahead of his parents in a list of positive things about living in Washington
thinks smart watches are about telling what time it is
thinks “We Like to Party” was sang by “Vengabus” (it's 'Vengaboys')
soured on Dragon's Dogma 2 the moment the tips dried up and his wife lost interest in it
panicked when playing Alone in the Dark when he was stuck in a room with sexy women
admitted without shame he will use chat and guides to cheat his way through games
admitted he won't even try to solve puzzles on his own, will immediately seek answers if he's stuck
spent at least $783 on WWE Champions during the 2024 Easter event
knows his audience is pitifully small and thus when his polls are being messed with
begged his viewers to attend his streams or he will be demoralised and quit the game
banned a viewer for pleading for Phil to stop fracturing his community by banning them
likes to one-up his detractors and prove them wrong even if it makes him look worse
stated that his detractors must get their facts from liars, but they get them from Phil (a liar)
denounces that he is a prude while admitting he has changed his commentary to be less edgy
says he isn't a prude but did not play Stellar Blade because the protagonist is a sexy woman
overreacted to people pointing out he overreacts to certain things, like things of a sexual nature
thinks that seeing the world beyond being in black and white makes him an intellectual
announced he wanted to replay FF6 right after days of ranting of suffering from an "RPG overload"
“I have nothing against pot” despite repeated instances of being against it
said he was quitting Dragon's Dogma 2, changed his mind and was shocked barely anyone attended
read outloud a superchat from OIC that was a subtle dig at him but played it off as anti-troll
thinks everywhere is like America and doesn’t have wild dogs
says COVID made him more home-bound, but he barely left the house even years before COVID
believes people WILL spend money on entertainment even when they can barely afford food and bills
derailed his own stream to spend 10 minutes talking about Will Smith and rap his songs
dismisses feedback he knows is correct because it "brings down the mood" to acknowledge it
"Lets see, how do I resize the image?" (content creator for 16+ years btw)
said he was "sick of Street Fighter 6" and talked shit about Helldivers 2, then played both
was fully against co-op shooters but then played Helldivers 2, a co-op shooter with friendly fire
died in the tutorial of Helldivers 2
got griefed by a teamkiller in Helldivers 2, insisted he wasn't upset, and then ranted later on
is shocked whenever a game not made by a AAA studio has graphics as good as those games
boasted about "NEW GAMES HAVE RETURNED" on Twitter, but the games aren't new if he's replaying them
insists that his daily e-begging to pay his bills is not fundraising
“I don’t have a bar that fills up” but literally has a tips goal for every stream
doesn't even bother having themes for his fundraisers anymore, just does them without shame
denies that holding something behind a tips goal counts as a paywall e.g. Jasper kitty
thinks his detractors don't like fundraisers in general and thus must be heartless people
can't comprehend that his wife has a job and yet gets further in games faster than him
holds yearly birthday stream that double as both fundraisers and pity parties
claims trolls do "revisionist history" about him e-begging even if they are only restreams of him
did his own revisionist history to declare he never charged $1000 to reveal Jasper (it was $2000)
did his own revisionist history to declare he never did a stream where his viewers buy a TV for him
believes that fighting game tournaments are rigged and corrupt, won't elaborate why and how
implied that if a pro fighting game player says they haven't heard of DSP they are probably lying
“I’m not here to make money.”
claimed he never has money goals for things anymore
said he could never celebrate his wedding anniversary because COVID shut everything down
threatened to ban people who repeat what Phil said about BG3 carrying his channel and LAG did not
tends to leave for 10+ minutes, return and then scroll through chat for people to ban
told his chat to behave and not say offensive things yet always allows Kirk the racist to stay
cannot name a fave birthday he has ever had
"I don't play WWE games."
said that if you put “Middle Eastern countries” in your PayPal tip you’ll be flagged for “terrorism”
at times responds on Twitter to people posting images of fast food
claims to be the "antithesis" of a lolcow while responding to drama like a lolcow
stopped saying the allegations about him come from "nuggets of truth", now says it's all 100% lies
did a react stream to react to positive things about his past, had a very tough time
keeps retconning when he 'changed' to become less toxic; from mid-2010s to mid-2000s
hasn't had the dishwasher repaired for years so he's been using paper plates ever since
said he uses paper plates is so his wife doesn't have to suffer doing the dishes
claimed he invented most things on the internet
claimed he invented/innovated Video essays, Vlogging, shorts, food reviews, LPs, and co-op LPS
believes he popularised the term “playthrough” but it's been used since the 80s
lambasted people who hype up game releases for attention yet does the same e.g. Dragon's Dogma 2
thinks lots of people changed their perspective of Street Fighter V after Street Fighter VI released
thinks people should believe him above all other content creators is because he doesn't 'benefit'
spent over $13,000 on WWE champions from January 1st 2024 to April 1st 2024
believes big birthday parties are more for appearances and other people than the birthday boy/girl
believes events like birthdays/weddings are better with very small turnout, barely elaborated
finds it silly people take out loans to afford wedding events; has 13 maxed out credit cards
confessed he was still mentally a child in his 30s, became an adult in 2017 aged 35
will ignore suggestions in the 'suggestion box' if there are two or more things he could change
refuses to shorten his 'podcast' because allegedly his YT analytics say it is the most watched
retcons that he was never hyped for MK1 but he purchased a joystick just for MK1
believes that no first aid kits include nitroglycerin
refuses to believe that the fatigue he gets after eating is from lack of exercise, just food
“I’ve held a million retail jobs.” (has held only 3)
thinks the Argentina memberships is “an epidemic” on YouTube now and it could kill the platform
refused to watch a video an ultramember sent him, thereby outright lying that he watches them
thinks mixed-race people cannot have racial biases
thinks SocialBlade is 100% inaccurate and revealed he only cares about the money earned section
let it slip that chargebacks do happen and do affect his income
slanders people who call him out but makes exceptions for whales who say the same thing
“It’s no one’s business" but will mention it when it's a slow night
"You have no concept of the number of tips I get" despite having an on-screen tips counter
tends to declare a game has no issues prior to playing it and then change his mind afterwards
revealed he cancelled the DSP documentary because trolls were more excited for it than his fans
said he has no opinion of RTU deactivating his Twitter account, then rambled 10 minutes about it
acknowledged that engaging with trolls gives them power, does it anyways
yelled at a fan who asked if he could remove the ghosting from his old playthrough videos
acts like his viewers are ungrateful and will find anything minor to complain; does the same
stole gameplay footage from other YouTubers for his 'upgraded' content
thinks streamers who charge a minimum to have a message read live on stream are ridiculous
got teabagged, “isn’t bothered by it”, then spent 3 minutes tracking down the person to block them
said he would rather play Tekken 8 over Street Fighter 6 yet stuck with SF6a
admitted he is so boring he can't make viral games like Among Us entertaining
refuses to believe a game was ever viral popular if his streams got low attendance and low tips
claims to know what works for his channel yet won't do it because he's not a 'big' sell-out
told his fans that Helldivers 2 wasn't going to work for him because he knows better than them
confessed he doesn't play games for fun, rather he plays them for money and views
refuses to believe his BG3 playthrough underperformed because he played it 2 months after launch
is scared to fighting games ranked matched despite regular boasting of his past accomplishments
calls disconnectors in online games undisciplined bitches; lets his opponent win when it's "BS"
proclaimed his “game forte” are horror games, Souls games, and fighting games
did no research on Sweet Baby Inc when addressing it, leading to spreading false information
confirmed the documentary on him was designed to be a puff piece to make him look good
confirmed he watched Turkey Tom's video on him despite calling it a detractor hate video
reckons he is so boring he does not deserve or warrant the amount of scrutiny he gets
declared he would wane off RPGs, rattled off mental gymnastics to excuse replaying Elden Ring
wrote to himself on an alt account a lengthy essay so he could react with a woe-is-me pity rant
chided his detractors for saying 'dent', but he himself first used that towards his detractors
refuses to believe that any of his fans/community have mental disabilities (Jayde, Derich, + more)
“I only call people mouth droolers for spamming buttons in fighting games.” (incorrect)
believes that YouTube ignores him because he is not a woman
could not give any examples of YouTube's alleged sexism of siding with female creators over men
was elated to learn that Doody was bullied out of the Wings detractor community
thinks no normal people watch DSP detractor content
thinks the only people that watch DSP detractor content automatically agree with the content
mixed up sheep with cows when he called his detractors that repeat each other 'cows'
seriously believes his detractors 1) e-beg, and 2) e-beg 10x more than he does
begrudgingly admitted that the Sons of Kojima meant no malice and only wanted Phil to improve
thinks one of the reasons the Sons of Kojima disbanded was due to an obsession with Kojima
declared detractors craft a narrative about him as he crafts a narrative about his detractors
got salty that a tweet that compared him to the Fallout TV show got 10k retweets
calls out mindless sheep but literally praised the Fallout TV show for showing V.A.T.S.
believes that if a social media post that mocks him goes 'viral', they must not know the real DSP
said that people who restreaming him are by default bullies (even the raw restreamers)
crowned himself as the "textbook case" of a harassed content creator
thinks that because he is a white male, YouTube will not step in to defend him
mused on becoming "the villain" and stoop to the level of those who 'slander' him
said he ignores the drama and yet ranted for 30 minutes about drama and detractors
"Do something about it, instead of siting on your lumpy ass and watching crap and toxicity."
instructed his viewers to unsubscribe from toxic content creators (i.e. himself)
still thinks his detractors exist out of jealousy of him
still thinks his detractors are losers who crap on him to make up for their pathetic lives
said his detractors can only hate on him and nothing else, meanwhile cannot do other things himself
said he has not done over-the-top sexual stuff; shower video, fapping on stream...
claims to not know the history of his detractors yet can list the generations of his trolls
declared that negative rants about people make you toxic, as he negatively rants about his trolls
“I don’t pay attention to any of it! As you know I just ignore it!”
refuses to believe that he creates detractors, insists it is other people who make them 'hate' him
thinks it is slander to show his own words to people without his permission
"I used to be one of the highest, most positively regarded gaming YouTubers."
reckons he cannot get a job because "America is broken"
believes no jobs in America offer “good healthcare"
wanted a refund from Capcom for SF6 not giving him matches fast enough
got penalised in SF6 for quitting too many matches, switched to other characters to bypass the ban
believes he has only ever quit out of 3 matches since he started playing SF6 (more like 10+)
said that just repeating what is found online “isn’t a documentary” (i.e. Joon, Turkey Tom)
retconned why he quit the Clum doco about him, says it was to avoid associating with Boogie and EDP
believes that he is different from other content creators in that all all want to "milk" you
said that you can’t hold him accountable for anything he’s already fessed up to
pondered why electronics don't last in his house... in 100F humid air full of dust
"First off, let's just address the elephant in the room" and then talked about Kat
replaced a co-op stream with Kat with a new controller unboxing stream
“I treat my controllers nicely. I don’t know why I go through so many of them.”
refuses to help with wife with the laundry and dinner, leading to her get stressed daily
paradoxically calls videos that expose him to be very fair but also toxic
refuses to believe there is enough content about him for a four hour documentary
admitted that Joon the King will hate him researching his past, debunking his claim of innocence
claims his trolls try to delve into his personal life... that he freely talks of on his prestreams
declared he will confirm/deny allegations in a documenary about him but won't provide evidence
outright admitted he wants his detractors to be doxed and exposed
thinks his detractors are as 'interesting' as him and hint hints he wants to know more about them
told his chat to mute Derich rather than moderate Derich for spamming
retconned his stance on people making content about him, now says he never talked to a lawyer
lied that he's never taken down detractor content; restreams, the TIDYDP Minecraft vid, and more
lied that his detractors emerged when he mocked Kojima, then said they existed before then
bragged that he buy discount clothes and that if you buy new clothes you are dumb
confessed he hates doing “instant gratification” shoutouts for tips, thereby costing him tips
wants all games to focus on 1080p 60FPS and no going above this
blames trolls for costing him sponsorships despite proud declarations that he's not a shill
believes that large content creators don’t get trolled, harassed, or hated on, and are 'immune'
said he's not a meme while whining about trolls and e-begging like the memes says he does
laughed at a streamer who skipped dialogue in a game and got lost; has done the same e.g. MGS3
blames 'America' on everything wrong with his personal life outside of the house
“I’m just a rinky dink small-time streamer.” (makes six figures)
complained that the dishwasher was broken for 2+ years, purchased a $300 arcade stick instead
believes trolls are the only/majority reason he doesn't get sponsorship offers
believes trolls are the only/majority reason most people who have heard of him dislike him
professed a desire to do collabs despite years of saying he doesn't want to be a sellout
seriously thinks that without trolls his income would double and his channel would flourish
criticized President Biden for his childish name-calling; does the same thing to hid viewers
claims he has never been harmful; death threats, career-ending defamation to iJustine, and more
insinuated that he wants his 'no life losers' trolls to mess with him IRL so he can attack/sue them
claims his income was halved in 2014 but he previously claimed it was halved in 2016
wants more free time to spend with his family yet wastes like rambling about food
spent $614 on a zombies event in WWE Champions in mid-April 2024
thinks that the '8K' and '4K 120 fps' text on the PS5 box is misleading
doesn't realise that many games can run at 120 fps with a compatible monitor (which he doesn't own)
gave unsolicited business advice for Nintendo to make a new console and Sony and Microsoft to stop
yelled at people who buy upgraded consoles, like PS4 Pro, will buy them anyways (like the PS4 Pro)
blames people buying upgraded consoles, like PS4 Pro, for GTA VI taking so long to develop
blames "morons with money" for the state of the gaming industry; buys day 1 editions, DLC, gacha...
“Every year I gotta go out and buy the new thing" and thinks most normal people do that too
confirmed, once again, he can see email addresses and other info on tips
got a $150 tip from 'anonymous', and then pretended he couldn't tell who sent it
yelled at his chat that the Fallout TV show was canon, then retconned it for his 'live review'
thinks that no good games came out in 2024, cites Dragons Dogma 2 (dropped) and Rise of the Ronin
says “it’s perfectly fine” if 1MinuteMan doesn't tip but will derail stream to check if he did
won't ban fake fans that spam walls of text that overly-praise DSP
“If I didn’t play casuals, all the sweaty tryhards would spank me!” (former pro fighting champ btw)
cannot understand why anyone would play ranked multiplayer in games, especially fighting games
said that if you beat him in SF6 you are a loser because “all you do is play the game 24/7”
bitches like a child whenever he has to wear rewards that a whale pays to see him wear, may ban
dropped Harold Halibut, a chill easy game tailor-made for people like him, because of low tips
scolded his chat for disliking Harold Halibut, quit the game 10 minutes later since no one cared
doesn't like playing indie games because they bring in low tips despite claims he loves indie games
wanted to replay Fallout 4 despite wanting to play less RPGs
thinks a game review consists mostly of plot summary
kept flip-flopping on whether the Fallout show was canon or not and if it matters if it is or not
confessed it took until he reached 40-years-old that he should take his streaming 'job' seriously
stated that if your channel is dedicated to lore of a franchise you are a loser wasting your time
thinks that 37 is not an “able-bodied” age
pondered why a new segment he suddenly unveiled would garner negative attention from regulars
yelled at fans who want to see him play games, seems to make excuse to avoid playing them
reached a new low of laziness as he does 'live reviews' and doesn't live react to anything
did some game reviews based on his wife's experience playing (while she was stressed and busy)
made up arguments about the Fallout show about it being woke
thinks “woke stuff” is okay as long as it’s not made a focus of the products
turned a topic about transsexual characters into him being okay with interracial couples
instructed his dead chat to tell him ASAP if replaying Fallout 4 is a bad idea
said Bethesda don’t know what they’re doing, then said Fallout show is great and wants the remasters
his idea of co-op with Kat: she plays the game while he looms over and watches the chat
doesn't find it odd that every schedule co-op stream with Kat gets cancelled due to her
could not tell that his wife was suffering from anxiety could by stress from job and co-op streams
assumes trolls would bother inventing 'conspiracy theories' as to why Kat keeps cancelling co-op
talks shit about scrubs in SF6 yet blocks people ingame who are better than him
called a fan a "fucking idiot" for suggesting Phil set up the mini PC off-stream than waste time
called out fake fans that tip him yet talk shit about him, but his top supporters do this too
claimed that since he grew up in a multicultural area he couldn’t be racist
wants to do political talk but only “nice politics” i.e. fence-sitting soft-ball mid stuff
thinks anti-heroes are basically villains, cannot tell them apart
insists Kiwi Farms has 100% lies about him despite often providing legit evidence
claimed that you will likely be doxed if you visit Kiwi Farms
sometimes has game audio too loud, may acknowledge it but probably won't fix it
insists that his 2024 taxes are fully filed and paid for
his idea of a game 'working' is a game that makes lots of tips when streaming it
ponders why when he plays a game after months of demand no one watches (e.g. BG3 and Helldivers 2)
wonders why Sackboy: A Big Adventure wasn’t called LittleBigPlanet 4
thinks Media Molecule made LittleBigPlanet 2 and then Dreams afterwards
doesn't think LBP and Dreams should exist because 'gamers are not game developers'
tried to described how tasers work and got it completely wrong
insinuated he may have a paralysis kink such as when being tasered
encouraged viewers to make big tips as Paypal takes $0.30 transaction fee so $1 tips aren't worth it
made a big deal about his chat being spammed while he was AFK but insists it's no big deal
thinks that trolls spamming and membership-bombing are actively trying to end his channel
got very salty when he received 250 Argentian memberships and claimed they don't upset him at all
hyped up Fightcade streams but quickly gave up because he couldn't handle the banter
quickly gave up on reviewing TV shows and movies because it wasn't worth his time (hint hint $$)
teased replaying Fortnite after years of shitting on the game and its fans
said, proudly matter-of-factly, that online-focused games are better if you play with friends
believes that the PS5 produces more heat than a Series X based on his own PS5 heating up his room
excuses his poor pronunciation by saying he went to "British literature class"
said he likes diet soda after years of claiming he doesn't drink soda anymore
blames inflation on the primary reason he cannot relocation to another location
refuses to “play so painstakingly much” to get better at SF6 (pro fighting game player btw)
boasts that trolls barely phase him yet Fightcade streams are held hostage by concerns of trolling
was deathly afraid of having his IP leaked, refuses to use a VPN
claims he couldn't have googled his IP address
perma-banned a fan who pleaded that Phil google his problems rather than waste time asking chat
had ten years to research Fightcade but only did the research in the pre-stream
admitted he cannot play Fightcade with friends because he has no friends
insinuated that he does not see his fans as his friends nor can he make friends with his fans
says that personal info posted about him is outdated yet swiftly bans it (suggesting it isn't old)
"Your mom probably does everything for you.", "Guys? Anyone know what to do?"
doesn't think to cycle fresh air into his gaming room, gets more fans/AC units instead
claims he can’t be good at fighting games anymore because he’s a business man now
“I am not a professional victim! I don’t want people to feel bad for me!”
somehow confuses the flavours of beef brisket with goat meat
admits he can't do mobile game content because he can't shake the stigma of WWE Champions
"I have mentally ill people following me for the past decade", doesn't realise that includes fans
said he doesn't want to talk about mobile games with a defeated tone of voice
swings from lamenting how shit his life is, to bragging about the money he earns streaming
fact-checked "detractor narratives" and accidentally admitted he is propped up by whales
lumped 1MinuteMan with other tippers that "come and go" despite 1MinuteMan not going anywhere
seems to think that 'normal people' care that people make money off him, but only he cares
insulted a fan in chat but then said he wasn't insulting them but someone else, barely apologised
instructed viewers not to take his insults seriously unless he is naming a person directly
declared that him constantly feeling like a victim is not a victim complex
justified his daily ranting about detractors as he has to remind everyone of what they allegedly do
refuses to take responsibility for his life as his trolls allegedly fucked it up beyond saving
refuses to believe his whales tip him on alt accounts, think it's a detractor conspiracy theory
believes that his trolls believe the dumb theory that OIC and Jeff make up 90~% of his tips
makes fun of detractor theories by making up his own that are even more retarded
acknowledges that sometimes a stream may only have 1-2 tippers, proving his trolls right
hates the tips tracker his detractors operate because it exposes that he is carried by 1-2 whales
will call someone an obsessed troll if they ask him multiple questions about a topic he dislikes
called out all his viewers as "insignificant on this planet", which also includes his loyal fans
told everyone to get away from their devices and do something meaningful with their lives
stated that even if 100% of what trolls say is true it wouldn't make him a bad person
dared his detractors to demonitize their videos on him, even though most aren't even monitized
tends to say he had a fun time on stream... after a long toxic rant
limits who can reply to his Twitter, and then ponders why his Twitter polls get so few votes
blamed Twitter/X and Elon Musk for his piss-poor engagement on the platform
seems to believe that ALL of Elon Musk's companies and projects are failing
believes the "Hard R" didn't always refer to the N-word, but social media and SJWs changed it
whines like a baby whenever a console game is locked at 30fps, might not even play it
started his Fallout 4 replay a day before the upcoming big update
admitted in a reply on YouTube that he replayed Fallout 4 to clout chase following the TV show

(more to come)

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Wednesday, August 12, 2020

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