Post-move update
The Move Experience
The movers:
Negative things about living here:
Positive things about living here:
Overall:
Cancelled games
UPDATES:
Red = HELP WANTED (needs more info)
* both were virgins with rage, though Chris allegedly lost his to a hooker; Elliot considered hiring a hooker as an act beneath him.
* both have mental illnesses; Chris with autism, Elliot with bipolar disorder.
* both wanted a girlfriend for different reasons; Chris wanted a daughter named Crystal to fulfil some prophecy, whereas Elliot wanted to feel normal like the normies he always saw.
* both are obsessed with franchises: Chris loves Sonic the Hedgehog and Elliot loved World of Warcraft.
* both have raged at their beloved franchises: Chris at Sonic the Hedgehog for the blue arms debacle; Elliot at World of Warcraft for being too popular and the Cataclysm expansion.
* Elliot used to dye his hair blonde to fit in; Chris nowadays dyes his hair some unnatural colour to stand out.
* Elliot at least made the effort to better himself with reading and lifting weights; Chris keeps saying he'll better himself but never does.
* Elliot was born into wealth; Chris was into moderate income.
* Elliot's parents were divorced and his life was split between them; Chris' parents were together but slept in separate beds in their cluttered house.
* both used to pace around the mall to attract a girlfriend, but Chris used an attraction sign and Elliot didn't.
* Chris hated all males as they were JERKS; Elliot hated all males and females for both being JERKS.
* in high school most of Chris' friends were females (galpals) whereas most of Elliot's friends were males (fellow losers).
* both had pocket knives to protect themselves, but Elliot actually used to his to ward off some drunken thugs one time.
* both had tantrums over social media; Chris when people block him on Twitter; Elliot when a supposed friend unfriended him on Facebook.
* both had sanctuaries of recreational fun: Chris has The Game Place hobby shop, and Elliot had a local internet cafe.
* Chris pledged brand loyalty to Nintendo and then Sony; Elliot never did so as he had an N64, a PS2, an Xbox, and then was a PC gamer.
* both had fantasy worlds with themselves as the leader of it; Chris had CWCVille with himself as Mayor; Elliot had the world with himself as dictator.
* in these fantasy worlds they both wanted to suppress sexual activity.
* both were narcissistic but for different reasons; Chris got his ego from his many 'talents' (drawing, singing, etc), whereas Elliot saw himself as the supreme gentleman.
* both are mixed raced: Elliot is white-Asian, Chris is white-Cherokee (allegedly).
* both have embarrassing penises; Chris' is bent, and Elliot's is like 4".
* both were told they would never have girlfriends; Chris from the dean Mary Lee Walsh; Elliot from his supposed friend Addison.
* Chris is an only child (not counting half-siblings like Cole); Elliot had a younger sister (not counting his new half-sibling from his step-mother).
* both got poor grades in high school; Chris from being slow-in-the-mind, Elliot from not caring about life anymore.
* after graduating high school Elliot kept some of his friends; Chris did not.
* most of Chris' high school friends only befriended him out of pity; most of Elliot's friends only befriended him because they were fellow losers (and would unfriend Elliot once they got social lives and girlfriends).
* Elliot has travelled to multiple countries; Chris has never left the United States.
* Chris disobeyed his parents to travel to Ohio to see Julie; Elliot disobeyed his parents by trying to run away from home to avoid going on a trip to Morocco.
* both have been trolled online; Chris by Encyclopedia Dramatica, Elliot from the Bodybuilding.com forum.
* Chris has had multiple sweethearts (which were all trolls); Elliot had never had a single sweetheart, troll or otherwise.
* both adopted hobbies to fit in; Chris took up My Little Pony and Sailor Moon to be with Megan, whereas Elliot took up skateboarding to fit in with the 'cool kids'.
* Chris hates tobacky but has tried weed; Elliot was indifferent to tobacco and only smoked a few cigarettes to calm his nerves but never became a habitual smoker.
* Chris hated alcohol but tried it and liked it and could be an alcoholic; Elliot had enjoyed alcohol from the beginning but did not become an alcoholic.
* Elliot documented his life in his memoir, My Twisted World; Chris documented his life with videos.
* both have held only two jobs: Chris had Wendy's and Costco, Elliot had two custodial jobs.
* Elliot actually saved his money, whereas Chris spent most of his money on video games, toys (Lego, My Little Pony, sex toys, etc), and other junk.
* both cried on their graduation day: Chris because he felt he deserved more credit; Elliot because he felt his good times were over.
* both had preferences for their ideal girlfriend; Chris wanted an 18-24 girl (no niggos), and Elliot wanted a tall hot blonde.
* both were combative against their parents: Chris against his father for not washing his hands and his mother for hoarding, and Elliot against his step-mother for being physically and psychologically abusive and his father for siding with her every time.
* both had fantasies of killing people, but Chris only wanted death against certain trolls; Elliot wanted to kill everyone.
* both have attacked people with substances; Chris at the GameStop with pepper spray; Elliot would douse couples in public with coffee or iced tea.
* Elliot would often drop out of classes because he could not deal seeing couples and unavailable hot girls; at least Chris stayed and finished (unless he got suspended).
* Chris dealt with stress by sighing a lot and escaping to his fantasy world and video games; Elliot dealt with stress by crying and sulking a lot.
* Chris has had public freakouts, leading to bans; Elliot contained his anger and only had meltdowns in the car or at home, thus obtaining no bans.
* both were traumatised at a young age; Chris by the alleged abusive babysitter, and Elliot by seeing pornography at a computer cafe.
* Elliot was hypersexual and masturbated frequently; Chris did not fap often due to his bent dick.
* Chris went through a variety of emotions during his twenties; Elliot only experienced sadness and anger.
* both are racist in some way; Chris has used stereotypes of various races in the Sonichu comics, and Elliot thought blacks and Hispanics were beneath him.
* both are sexist in some way; Chris considering stripping to be a form of women's liberation, and Elliot outright hated women, stating their brains were inferior.
* Chris has lived with his parents all his life; Elliot was kicked out both parents' homes at age 18.
* both had a life of privilege; Elliot was born into wealth and Chris has been on his welfare for years.
* both were tormented in school; Elliot through consistent bullying, and Chris from allegedly being pinned down and his screams recorded.
* both have had conflicts with minorities; Chris had an encounter with an old black lady in McDonalds, and Elliot was bullied by his two Latino roommates while at UCSB.
* both believed in conspiracies to keep them virgins forever; Chris believed The Game Place was the headquarters, whereas Elliot believed all girls were in on the conspiracy.
* Chris would get revenge on JERKS by making them in Soul Caliber III and beating them up; Elliot would throw his drinks at couples and/or swearing at them.
* Elliot had gruesome desires to flay men and rape women; all Chris imagined was beating up and strangling his trolls.
* Elliot would buy designer clothes for a confidence boost; Chris wears second-hand clothing because he doesn't know or care about fashion.
* both had just one IRL friend who ended their friendship; Chris had Megan, and Elliot had James.
* both their IRL friends left for different reasons; Megan was tired of Chris inappropriately touching her and creepily adopting her interests; James got concerned by Elliot's increasing misery and psychopathic tendencies.
* both purchased lottery tickets but Elliot was obsessed with winning.
* both have done foolish things thinking they would get money: Chris destroyed his PS3 for some kind of bounty; Elliot drove to Arizona four times to buy lottery tickets he was sure would be jackpot winners.
* both were shut-ins; Elliot couldn't stand seeing couples and felt trapped inside, whereas Chris was too absorbed by toys and video games to want to leave.
== will update if I discover/remember more ==
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Webcomics were huge back in the 1990s and 2000s, but ever since YouTube and now Netflix the trend has wound down.
They're not dead or even dying, but my interest has waned.
I'm going to cover the only webcomic I still read, plus four more I used to read.
SPOILER: The main reason I stopped reading these webcomics is their lack of an update schedule.
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Whomp is a webcomic that revolves around Ronnie, who is based on the creator Ronnie Filyaw.
It is a slice of life series that focuses on hard-hitting topics like depression. anime, and chicken nuggets.
It's great.
Whomp is by Ronnie Filyaw, created in 2010, and has currently ceased.
The series started off like any other webcomic but the focus shifted more on the creator.
Unlike Sonichu, that plan actually worked to its benefit. I like it!
Ronnie is big into anime and often sings anime songs loudly in Japanese.
He also has a fanaticism for McNuggets. He dreams of them, he breathes them, even his bodypillow is of a McNugget dunked in sauce.
Ronnie has depression. This turns him from a sack of flab to a sad sack of flab.
The universe dictates that he has to be sad. If someone points out that he's happy, he immediately becomes depressed again.
Yeah, Ronnie is fat. It's magic fat; any shirt he puts on turns into a Hawaiian shirt.
He is also quite a timid man.
Thunder and lightning scare him, even when encountered in online videos.
And when he has nightmares, he runs and cries to his roomate, Agrias.
Agrias, real name Li Ming Chiu, is Ronnie's normie roommate.
Yes, her nickname is named after the Final Fantasy Tactics character Agrias Oaks.
Agrias was born in AMERICA to Chinese parents. Now she's here for good.
She works at a zoo. Sometimes Ronnie goes to visit and is mistaken for an escaped animal.
She exists as the normie counterbalance to Ronnie's weirdness.
It turns out she too has some weirdness about her.
It might seem that there is a love thing going on between Agrias and Ronnie.
But then Ronnie hits on her colleague. You can almost hear the stress evaporate.
Motivation Dude - M Dude for short - is the physical manifestation of Ronnie's motivation.
M Dude's duty is to motivate Ronnie into drawing more strips for the webcomic.
He also enjoys tormenting Ronnie, whether it be by hitting him or calling him useless.
This guy doesn't really do much. Chances are he only appears in the comic when the real Ronnie needs actual motivation to write a strip.
Needles is Ronnie's black cat. I love black cats.
Needles is a black blob of a beast. When he curls up in a ball you can't tell where it begins and ends.
I wish Needles will appear more in the strip. Filyaw, if you are reading this, make it so.
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A lot of webcomics followed the popular trend of what TV Tropes call Two Gamers on a Couch.
I did look at Ctrl+Alt+Del and Penny Arcade and saw that they either tried too hard or didn't try enough.
VG Cats was a comfy niche in the middle.
VG Cats is by Scott Ramsoomair, created in 2003, and is currently still kinda going.
VG Cats is a webcomic about two cats and their video game shenanigans.
Topics range from them discussing games to acting out inside a video game world.
A new development: now Ramsoomair is working on a lewd version: VG Lewds.
Get your free samples from the official Twitter.
Why I stopped reading VG Cats:
VG Cats doesn't update often enough for me to pay attention anymore.
Once in a blue moon, like maybe every six months or so, I remember VG Cats and check out the latest strips since I last saw them... all five of them.
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Irregular Webcomic! is a webcomic made not by the pen and Paint but with figurines and Lego.
The strip may seem like silly puns but read the annotations: this strip is high IQ.
Irregular Webcomic! created in 2002 by David Morgan-Mar, and is still going to this day.
This webcomic doesn't focus on a person or duo but instead a wide cast of characters such as:
* Steve and Terry, based on the late crocodile hunter
* Mythbusters, which were HUGE back in the 2000s
* pirates, aliens, Star Wars, Indiana Jones
* Lord of the Rings fantasy characters
The strip started off as the adventures of the strip's author.
Soon he turn to the toy side, unveiling the adventures of his figurines.
The strip lasted for around nine years, ending in October 2011.
For years Morgan-Mar updated the comic by adding annotations to comics whilst re-running them.
In April 2015 his Patreon goal was hit, so now the comic continues with weekly new comics.
David Morgan-Mar also created Square Root of Minus Garfield, which is a webcomic in which the strips are made by the viewers.
Lots of weird edited Garfield strips here. I actually like it.
Square Root of Minus Garfield would have made the list but I don't really count it as a webcomic, so it gets an honourable mention.
Why I stopped reading Irregular Webcomic!:
I never really got into the sense of humour. I got more enjoyment out of the annotations.
I was always more into his side project, Square Root of Minus Garfield.
It's good to see David Morgan-Mar back in action though. You can't keep a good webcomic down.
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Nedroid is a webcomic about a bird and a bear-potato thing doing silly things.
It's better than it sounds.
Nedroid was created by Anthony Clark in 2005.
The webcomic has no set schedule and updates whenever Clark has a funny idea.
Anthony Clark also did work on The Adventures of Dr. McNinja, a webcomic that I admit I never really looked at.
I like the differences in art style as the comic progresses.
It circumvents the copy-paste sameness that other webcomics suffer from.
Nedroid has all sorts of random comics, in different art styles.
Hell, our main characters don't show up until 2006.
Here they are now.
Reginald is half-man, half-bird, and all-ego. He holds a high esteem of himself, like breaking down into tears when forced to wear glasses.
Beartato is half-bear, half-potato, all-charming. You can't stay made at him, even when he is mischievous at times.
Harrison is half-man, half-shark, all-hated. No one really likes Harrison. I do...
Why I stopped reading Nedroid!:
Nedroid updates whenever creator Anthony Clark wants to.
Due to having no schedule, I stopped tuning in.
Once a year I check in form the updates... all five of them (okay, I exaggerate... six).
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The Perry Bible Fellowship is an interesting mish-mash that tells offensive jokes in various art forms.
That's right up my alley.
The Perry Bible Fellowship was created in 2001 by Nicholas Gurewitch.
The webcomic is still going with updates out of the blue every blue moon.
Due to every strip being in a different art style, it makes them all unique.
You won't get fatigued binging them I'll tell you what.
There isn't really much else to say other than to dive right in.
Gurewitch has recently worked on Notes on a Case of Melancholia, Or: A Little Death.
I've read it tried to read it. That's shit's for the birds.
Why I stopped reading The Perry Bible Fellowship:
The comic is on semi-hiatus, so updates a rare.
I check in every 6-12 months for the updates.
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Here are some webcomics that I have looked at in the past but not enough to say that I used to read it:
Cyanide & Happiness is a daily webcomic by some lads with a twisted sense of humour.
It was created in 2005 by Kris Wilson and continues to have new writers on the cast.
I could never really get into Cyanide & Happiness. It's just too cringe-inducing.
From the bad jokes to unashamed black comedy to the awkward silences...
This is prime fodder for edgy people who are new to the Internet.
In 2014 a Kickstarter-funded animated series began: The Cyanide & Happiness Show.
It's surprisingly well done. If I liked the webcomic I would like this... but I don't.
xkcd is a daily comic that mixes stick figures with maths, science, tech, and sex.
Sounds like my sort of thing... but it doesn't work well with me.
xkcd was created in 2005 by Randall Munroe.
It started off with sketches but soon his creation took form... as smartass stick figures.
The subject matter is good but the delivery of jokes usually makes me roll my eyes.
The use of intelligent humour isn't clever. You know what makes jokes funny? A punchline.
Must be all that anti-humour stuff that teenagers and manchildren adore. Not me though.
Awkward Zombie is a weekly webcomic that typically deals in video games.
I was drawn to this one because it is done by a WOMAN.
Awkward Zombie was created in 2006 by Katie Tiedrich.
I love her cats.
I guess I never really cared much for webcomics by the time I found this one.
That and most of the strips are Nintendo related, which I admit I don't know much of.
Megatokyo is a mammoth of a webcomic.
It was created in 2000 by Fred Gallagher and Rodney Caston and is currently done by Gallagher now.
The update schedule is erratic due to Gallagher's wife's death, so be nice.
The premise is of two Americans who are in Japan for E3 but can't get back home, so they live in Japan with their friends.
It starts off simple but builds into a complex story.
I never got into Megatokyo due to its massive plot expansion. Ain't nobody got time for that!
Though, to be fair, if I were to acquire a complete collection on paperback, I would read it... or at least try to.
Dinosaur Comics is an interesting one.
Every single strip has the same artwork but different dialogue.
I love this sort of thing, with limitations imposed. It adds flavour.
Dinosaur Comics is a thrice-weekly webcomic, created in 2003 by Ryan North.
I have tried to get into it but I always tackle it in blocks, only to give up.
I want to get into Dinosaur Comics but there's just too much to sink my teeth into.
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It's good to know that in this day of YouTube, Netflix, and video games that webcomics can only still exist but thrive.
The thing that's changed is me. My life is like a real life Dinosaur Comics: same art, different dialogue.